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Headlines matching 'Target'

Thu May 23, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Overlooked facts in the IRS scandal: #6 some of the groups 'targeted' swore in their applications that they would not attempt to influence elections source: nationalmemo.com \| share:	(245)
		Before Lois Lerner went to the IRS, she honed her inquisitorial chops targeting conservative groups at the FEC. Amongst her weapons were fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to Democrats source: weeklystandard.com \| share:	(73)
		After a UK soldier is brutally massacred in Britain, CNN asks the burning question: "Are UK soldiers targets at home?" Well duh source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	(40)

Wed May 22, 2013


		Looks like the IRS is targeting another non-profit group seeking tax-exempt status source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(87)

Tue May 21, 2013

Daily Show creator: "This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives." Keep it classy

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Mon May 20, 2013

		Blind gunslinger is told he's hitting his targets "80 or something percent" these days, up from 20% accuracy, in about a half second. Just tap the top of the target and get the hell out of the way... FAST source: baynews9.com \| share:	(49)
		Lois Lerner planted the question that got her to admit the IRS's targeting. This "scandal" gets stranger every day source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(44)

Sun May 19, 2013

Only MSNBC could somehow find a way to connect the Obama administration targeting a political group that didn't exist until 2009 on Bush

source: newsbusters.org | share:

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Fri May 17, 2013


		Thief targets cash register in tire shop, learns why most criminals tend to avoid stealing from entire groups of guys that spend all day doing heavy labor source: wsbtv.com \| share:	(75)

Wed May 15, 2013

2012: Senator Schumer threatens the IRS with legislative action if they DON'T target Tea Party groups

source: schumer.senate.gov | share:

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Tue May 14, 2013

Hey, remember when George W. Bush had the IRS target liberal organizations like Greenpeace and certain churches? No? Well, then, shut up, Tea Party and Marco Rubio

source: salon.com | share:

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Mon May 13, 2013

Obama announces that he is shocked...no, appalled...no, horrified...no, that he is disgusted, absolutely disgusted, that the IRS got caught targeting Tea Party groups

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun May 12, 2013

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says that while she supports Roe vs. Wade, she feels the ruling by her predecessors on the court was too sweeping and gave abortion opponents a symbol to target

source: chron.com | share:

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Sat May 11, 2013

AP: And by "low level employees" inappropriately targeting conservative groups, what the IRS meant was "the commissioner" - but this is okay because your guy is in charge. Heckuva job you're doing keeping a straight face while you tell yourself that

source: m.apnews.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

The IRS says it's sorry for targeting conservative groups in 2012 for tax audits. And now that Obama has been re-elected, we can all be friends again, right?

source: bigstory.ap.org | share:

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Tue May 07, 2013

Snape says toxic caterpillars will be targeted by helicopter as two worlds collide

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Sun May 05, 2013

This is what is called a target-rich environment

source: ottawacitizen.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

		Israel strikes Syrian targets. This is not a repeat from yesterday source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(374)
		One Million Moms targets Philips Norelco because (hold on to your seats folks): They promote manscaping source: queerty.com \| share:	(93)

Fri May 03, 2013

US officials report Israeli airstrike hits targets in Syria

source: worldnews.nbcnews.com | share:

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Tue April 30, 2013

		Man starts petition to remove the memorial image of Confederate leaders carved into Stone Mountain, criticizing the image for honoring slave owners. Presumably his next target should be Mount Rushmore, which also honors two slave owners source: 11alive.com \| share:	(269)
		Did Herbalife top Wall Street's profit target for the 17th consecutive quarter? Naturally source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(30)

Fri April 26, 2013

What's the difference between a 'cut' and a 'laceration'? Just ask the folks who purchased these recalled Giada De Laurentiis lasagne pans

source: consumerist.com | share:

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Thu April 25, 2013

Congressman notes that five jihadists have reached their targets under Obama, quickly glosses over the fact he still 14 points behind Bush

source: nation.foxnews.com | share:

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Tue April 23, 2013

Elderly woman is on target to renew driving license. Wait, she's IN Target

source: planetivy.com | share:

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Fri April 19, 2013

		It's your early-evening discussion thread on the Boston Marathon bombers and the ongoing law enforcement manhunt (Thread now closed) source: newsfeed.time.com \| share:	(1769)
		Updated late-afternoon discussion thread on the Boston Marathon bombers and the ongoing law enforcement manhunt (Link goes to live feed of breaking developments) source: newsfeed.time.com \| share:	(1802)

Wed April 17, 2013

Target's new plush tiger dolls bear more than a passing resemblance to a certain "Calvin and Hobbes" character

source: dinosaurdracula.com | share:

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Sun April 14, 2013

So you mean it's wrong to offer a shooting range target that resembles Trayvon Martin to other officers? Asks Sargeant McFired

source: orlandosentinel.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

		Apparently when it comes to naming shoes no one at Target passed Spanish 101 source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(58)
		California bill would extend closing time at bars to 4 AM, as the state targets the largely untapped market of Irish tourists source: latimesblogs.latimes.com \| share:	(26)

Thu April 04, 2013

		The geeky romance between Best Buy and Target is over, although they promise to still remain friends source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(2)
		After being targeted by bullies and attacked with a tennis racket, 18-year-old woman loses nearly half her body weight, is now totally smoking hot and hittable. Take THAT bullies (w/before and after pics) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(154)

Wed April 03, 2013

If you buy a regular-sized gray dress at Target, it's called "heather gray." If you buy the plus-sized version, it's called "manatee gray." Hmmm

source: forbes.com | share:

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Sun March 24, 2013

Pull on your good red pants, get out your best green shirt and snap on the Walkman. It's spring - time to go a'courting the ladies at Target

source: nwfdailynews.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Wineries now targeting the younger, hipper crowd because of baby boomers tightening their wallets. With helpful pic of a girl apparently tasting wine

source: theday.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

Columbia University reporting rise in theft of a) iPads, b) iPhones, or c) Nutella

source: nytimes.com | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

Jesus Jeans strikes again: this time against a former blind diabetic who made "Jesus UP" shirts. Christ On A Cracker wafers the next target

source: redding.com | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

The dreaded Grocery Shrink Ray strikes again, this time targeting children's cereal. Can anyone stop this insidious menace from destroying the trust of the American consumer?

source: consumerist.com | share:

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Sun February 24, 2013

Quebec's language minister calls for moderation after language police targeted an Italian restaurant for having the word 'pasta' on the menu

source: sunnewsnetwork.ca | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

Chinese salesmen run half-naked after not meeting performance target. "Majority of the employees, while embarrassed, said they accepted the punishment as they had agreed to it earlier"

source: tnp.sg | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

School shooting massacre averted. List found targeting six elementary school students including one girl because she was annoying. Suspects are two ten-year-olds who brought a gun and knife to school

source: articles.latimes.com | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

Setting a weight target of 100lbs. Tweeting photos of herself in a brunette wig. Putting red lightbulbs in every outlet so her apartment is lit up like Kramer's in that one Seinfeld episode. ALLLLLLL ABOOOOOARD THE AMANDA BYNES CRAZY TRAIN

source: omg.yahoo.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

Mountain Dew set to release breakfast drink specifically targeted towards Colorado, Washington state, and Amsterdam

source: startribune.com | share:

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Sun February 10, 2013

Bankrupt city has a major problem with gangs and drugs after cutbacks. Solution: Target panhandlers

source: sbsun.com | share:

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Fri February 08, 2013

Even though the poor plants stand there silently with their arms up, people still go out into the Arizona desert and use saguaro cacti for target practice

source: azfamily.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

White people get targeted search ads like *this*, while black people get targeted search ads like "this*

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

		Ahh the great Superbowl traditions: The food, the commercials, The halftime show, the next-day press release from the Parent's Television Council seething with outrage. This year's target: the biggest bomb Flacco's threw in the game, the "F" one source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(73)
		Looking for new sources of "enhanced revenue" from the richest people in America? Pelosi briefs Barbra Streisand and Hollywood elites at Norman Lear's mansion. Talk about target-rich environments source: newsbusters.org \| share:	(104)

Fri February 01, 2013

Menendez investigation that was first a bogus hit piece, then a nothingtoseehere, has now progressed to the plausible-deniability stage and will next become an "it's only bad when the other side does it" thing

source: rollcall.com | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

(Some Guy)

Ultra-conservative Patrick Henry College apparently thinks there's some sort of vast gay conspiracy targeting Christian colleges

source: queerphc.wordpress.com | share:

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