| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| 80s movie reboots are so last year, let's do 90s movie reboots, starting with American Pie (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) | (82) | ||
| Tara Reid claims she's engaged, presumably to someone who still thinks it's 1999 (contactmusic.com) | (52) |
| (Some Guy) | Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila announces she's pregnant with her brother's baby (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) | (131) |
| (Some Guy) | Olivia from Sesame Street loses battle with breast cancer (whatwouldthembido.com) | (81) |
| Jake Gyllenhaal officially "separates" from his odd-looking cephalopod. He also pulls a purple octopus off his head on Sesame Street (eonline.com) | (45) |
| (Some Guy) | It took 17 years for someone to realize Courtney Love is an unfit mother (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) | (40) |