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25 headlines found matching 'TWICE'
Fri August 11, 2017
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man dies in elevator after twice pushing emergency button and getting no response. Investigators say something smells fishy. Well, not exactly 'fishy,' but it doesn't smell good
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Vegetarians are twice as likely to be depressed as normal people
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested twice in 3 days for drunk driving. Since this happened in Wisconsin, she will soon be presented with an award in court
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago would really like to hire Real Americans, just as long as they pay attention to a postage stamp-sized want ad that only ran twice, buried in the back of Palm Beach Post, and submit their applications by facsimile machine or ye olde post
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Christians are nearly twice as likely to think people are poor because they don't work hard enough. You don't think Jesus just had heaven and earth handed to him by his dad, do you?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those that identify as Christians are more than twice as likely to blame poverty on a lack of effort. Makes sense as Jesus was a poor man with nothing better to do than walk around jawing his gob to individuals of his socioeconomic class
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Man robs doughnut store twice in one week. Truly, there can be no cruller crime
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Wed July 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Size of Delaware? Meh. Twice the volume of Lake Erie? One TRILLION tons? Holy crap. What frame of reference gets your attention?
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Mon July 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by gator in gatored community. She shoulda known it would happen. Subby appreciates using same joke twice in one week
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Tue June 27, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Universal health care failed in California because it cost twice the California budget and those who proposed it didn't have a solution for that cost
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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Fri June 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You can't cheat Niagara Falls twice
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland woman woken up after being bitten twice by the surprise copperhead in her bed. Sleep tight
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage claims voter fraud helped Labour as "students voted twice"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you don't feel like paying your bar tab, faking a medical emergency so an ambulance comes to pick you up at the bar might seem like a good idea. But don't try it twice in one night
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Fri June 02, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Oh, ouch. Looks like you criticized President Trump on Facebook last year. And twice on Twitter. So, unfortunately, your visa application is denied
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Tue May 30, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Amazon shares are now worth twice as much as the people of Walmart
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Sun May 28, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In another installment in the adventures of pilot Harrison Ford, his plane aborts take off ... twice
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mar-A-Lago receptionist with no government experience, who is married to a Ponzi schemer and twice convicted felon, is in charge of logistics for Trumps international trip
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
New deal for Rob Gronkowski could deliver twice as much per spike, if the big galoot can stay healthy
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even before they kick out all the people stealing their jobs, the UK can't find enough people to do twice the work for half the pay
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a great (union) job with a 3 hour commute. I'm being recruited for a job that pays twice as much, and is remote, but doesn't have benefits or long term stability. I'm divided
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blockbuster Video is hanging on in Alaska, because streaming isn't much of a threat in a place where the internet is delivered by twice-weekly dogsled
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter join forces to buy the Miami Marlins. Although Jeter might want to think twice about someone whose last business deal was spending $150 million to get just three convention delegates
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