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36 headlines found matching 'TWICE'
Wed July 02, 2014
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
News: Man calls 911 twice to report location of fleeing criminal. Genius: Caller WAS the criminal, actually heading the other way
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Fri June 27, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you binge watch TV shows? Well, good news; you're twice as likely to die an early death as people who take their time
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fortune 500: 20 companies that lost the most (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men accused of stealing $150,000 in merchandize from a TJ Maxx. That's either a gross over-inflation of the merchandise value or they stole everything in the store. Twice
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(24)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he's really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome
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(52)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again
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(46)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Shoot me once, shame on me. Shoot me twice...yeah, that was me again
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(16)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
From the Department of Making Shiat Up to Meet a Deadline: On average, Americans spent about twice as many hours sleeping in 2013 as they did working
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Mon June 09, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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WOMAN VS. NUDE: A Naked Man Breaks Into A Boise Home And Makes Some Horrible Art On The Walls
 
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Will Quebec become a euthanasia tourist destination?" Article: No. Or at least, not twice
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Wed June 04, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Twice-divorced AG files brief to argue against gay marriage on grounds of family stability
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(56)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The new Indiana Jones will feature twice the sparkle
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the same store twice in one week, you should wear a mask. Especially if you work there (no clue how it's even possible to rob a Dunkin Donuts with all the cops in attendance)
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
U.N. official says that junk food is just as bad as cigarettes. And twice as hard to keep lit
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(21)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Victor Martinez is on pace for more homers (44) than strikeouts (36) in a season, something that's only happened twice in the past 34 years
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Colorado Governor candidate Bob Beauprez mistakenly re-tweets attacks on him...twice
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Can a stopped watch be half right twice a day? Pat Robertson denies young earth creationism
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Heather Johnson had a car / And it was painted red / Heather ran over her fiance twice / While demanding his arrest instead
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Half a llama. Twice a llama. Not a llama. Farmer llama. BEAR
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ex state rep who twice co-sponsored bills that toughened penalties for child pornography charged with...wait for it
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(io9)
 
 
 
New Star Wars cast announced. Contains twice as many females as the original cast
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Sat April 26, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Woman uses her pickup to ram into a bank robber's vehicle to help catch him. The truck is pretty much totaled but "it seemed right at the time. I hope a criminal thinks twice about robbing a business in the Wellsville area"
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Tue April 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
An iceberg that's twice the size of Atlanta has slipped into the ocean and IS HEADING RIGHT FOR US
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Bob Coskas)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith's 2014 NFL Mock Draft. WARNING - Take two aspirin now and two more after seeing Teddy Bridgewater drafted twice
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Government mole used to find corruption in Chicago real estate dealings arrested for corruption. Always say corruption twice when talking about Chicago
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
If it seems to you that we have twice the bastards these days, you may be right
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Sportige)
 
 
 
Everyone saw Michael Pineda having pine tar on his hand to help him pitch, but even his opponents (caught cheating once or twice in the past) didn't really care
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British drivers 'worry' about rising fuel costs, even though they could drive around their tiny island twice in less time using less gas than it takes American motorists to navigate a Wal-Mart parking lot in Delaware, America's smallest state
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Carrabba's founder has the best weekend ever: gets arrested twice and is caught on camera wielding a hammer
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Fri April 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's closing restaurants in the Crimea. That'll certainly teach the Russians to think twice before annexing anywhere else
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Thu April 03, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to ask that special someone to your high school's prom in a special attention-grabbing way? This high school will make you think twice about that
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Wed April 02, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukrainian police investigation of far-right-winger killed in shootout with Ukrainian police has determined Ukrainian police were not at fault. No, he shot himself. Twice
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A five-year-old boy was kept in a locked cupboard under the stairs. Vernon Dursley wanted for questioning
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Mon March 31, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How lucky do you have to be to win the lottery not once, not twice, but three times... in one month?
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Orange County is seeing a huge surge in measles, with more than twice the cases of any other California county. If only there was some way to prevent kids from catching the disease, like an injectable vaccine or something
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Mon March 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Households without any cash savings are twice as likely to be wealthy as poor." LOLWUT
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