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Wed April 17, 2019
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
TSA's nude body scanners sound the alarm if anyone attempts flying while black
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you traveled through Anchorage International Airport last August with cremated remains, the TSA has your Grandma in the lost and found bin
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Tue April 09, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
TSA searches Charlie Sheen's ex-wife for an hour. Sounds like the fast lane
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Mon April 08, 2019
(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller reportedly becomes informal 'Border Tsar.' Man, they're not even hiding their ties to Russia now
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only one US airline made the world's Top Ten. The rest can only wish they're still stuck in a TSA line
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Mon April 01, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House considering immigration Tsar
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Wed March 27, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously...why are we training the Saudis on how to wage war?
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Sun March 24, 2019
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The TSA didn't disclose whether it was Playboy or Hustler
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hatteras shrimpboat wreckage litters coastline. Shrimpboat flotsam, Shrimpboat jetsam, Shrimpboat bits, Shrimpboat bobs, Shrimpboat pieces, Shrimpboat rafts, Shrimpboat life preservers, Shrimpboat parts, Shrimpboat tools, Shrimpboat equipment
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Tsar Cannon
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donnie says he didn't know about Jared's WhatsApp messaging. Why would he? That kid's only a coffee boy to him. "UNLIKELY" tag smothered in a flood of the best cofeve and cheeto dust
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Tue March 05, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rocket launcher found in Florida Man's luggage at Pennsylvania airport. Or as Florida calls it, outreach
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Some Pancake Guy)
 
 
 
Pancake week, A.K.A. Maslenitsa. Butter, fistfights, and blini. From March 4th to March 10th, you should be eating pancakes. And making mayhem
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Tue February 19, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Lightsaber dueling is now an official sport in France
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Tue February 12, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"It could be that the baby took it from the kitchen drawer and folded it up into the bottom of the baby carrier. Or it could be that an adult did it." TSA's most unusual finds
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Tue February 05, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tired of the long TSA lines? Ever left the airport wondering when the next taxi would be available? There's an online site for that
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can ground flights at an airport by having bad weather, or someone calling in a bomb threat. Then there's Florida's TSA agents
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Fri February 01, 2019
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fire chief looks like he needs a lightsaber and a tauntaun after fighting blaze in -50 degree wind chill
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Fri January 25, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airport shutdown short-staffing mess expands to three airports. "I am proud to shut down the government." - President Donald Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot planning on integrating WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook Messenger in an effort to create the initial Skynet comms net
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
My brother went to Kenya on vacation two weeks ago. When he comes home two weeks from now, how hard will it be for him to get back in?
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Wed January 23, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
The TSA is begging hundreds of unpaid workers to travel away from their home airports to help with busier airports suffering from other unpaid people calling out of work. This is fine
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Mon January 21, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To fight fake-news, WhatsApp will only allow you to forward messages to five friends. Don't worry, Facebook will take care of the rest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
10% of the TSA called in sick yesterday
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Sun January 20, 2019
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
And so it continues
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Vice)
 
 
 
Woman chugs an entire bottle of cognac when stopped by airport security. What's her Fark handle?
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Some KISS)
 
 
 
"Because we all know KISS invented feeding TSA workers for free at their Rock and Brews Restaurants"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's just over two weeks until the Super Bowl, and the mayor there is worried about the impact of TSA walk-outs on travelers coming for the game. At least they're not playing in Atlanta, right? (checks article) Oh crap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TSA agents give travelers a master class on what to do at a job where you're not getting paid and no longer give a fark
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Tue January 15, 2019
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Airports: "Please arrive at least 2 hours before your flight". Atlanta Airport: Due to shutdown, queues are over 3 hours long just to get through TSA (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
As TSA no-shows continue to climb, passengers report not much has changed and getting through airport security is just as slow and miserable as always
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Mon January 14, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal employees aren't getting paid. TSA agents are walking off the job causing delays at airports. USDA isn't inspecting a lot of food. It seems the POTUS may not have the country's best interests in mind. Still here? This is your 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
...and add Dulles Airport to the growing list of facilities that are being forced to close terminals because of TSA workers not showing up
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Sun January 13, 2019
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
UC Davis advises students and staff visiting China not to use WeChat or WhatsApp to communicate there, noting that one politically incorrect opinion could land you in detention for a very, very long time
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Sat January 12, 2019
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan requests that the TSA gets their act together and not let people with guns get onto planes bound for their country
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. We could use a few TSA agents so we don't have to close Terminal G though
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Wed January 09, 2019
(AOL)
 
 
 
Growing number of Americans blame Trump for shutdown, possibly because it's his fault
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(Politico)
 
 
 
TSA Union head says screeners are quitting and taking other jobs because of the shutdown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA warns employees that not showing up for unpaid work will result in not having to show up ever again
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Mon January 07, 2019
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So TSA, what is the plan if so many agents call out of work that we can't operate the airports?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
U.S. government shutdown is causing chaos at Sea-Tac airport as TSA agents have gone from "Thousands Standing Around" to "That One Guy Who Showed Up"
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Sat January 05, 2019
(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Air Traffic Controllers joining TSA in sick out. Hope no one was planning on flying or two day Amazon delivery this year
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Fri January 04, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA screeners across the country come down with a very bad case of "We're not being paid for this"
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Mon December 31, 2018
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
TSA phasing out pointy-eared dogs because they scare children. We can't have fear inundating our culture of fear now, can we?
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