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22 headlines found matching 'TSA'
Sat January 14, 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: Guns and airports don't mix. No, really. We're serious. I mean, we love guns as much as the next red-blooded 'Murican, but if you guys keep it up at this rate, we're going to end up with all of them. Signed, the TSA
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
There will be a lightsaber vigil in Downtown Disney to honor Carrie "General Leia Organa" Fisher
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool. Survival knife with serrated blade, hook blade, steel tip to break windows, and LED light. Not TSA approved. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Some of the carry-on items the TSA confiscates at airport checkpoints can be considered pretty innocuous... then there are these
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Invasive vaginal pat-down" sounds like a good band name or Fark handle, but it's not something you want from the TSA
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Darth Vader, in the trash compactor, with the lightsaber
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Sat December 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We start the 2016-2017 bowl season with five bowl games between mid-majors. Will the UTSA Roadrunners outrun the New Mexico Lobos? Who is the victor between the Houston Cougars and the SDSU Aztecs? All this and more with kickoff at 2:00 PM ET
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
TSA confiscates huge, sad teddy bear, gives it an even more depressing backstory
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1,100 lb woman set to fly to India to receive weight-loss surgery, will almost definitely sit next to you on a connecting flight
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Tue December 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
China encircled the self-ruled island of Taiwan with nuclear-capable bombers before the Trump call with the Taiwanese leader Tsai Ing-wen
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
DARPA gamification plan to get deep-thinkers, game-changers to collaborate
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
TSA: Keep grandma's gravy at home but the turducken can fly
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Tue November 15, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And here you thought Han Solo was a gentleman on the set of Star Wars and didn't have use of one of those cocky lightsabers
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Mon November 14, 2016
(United Airlines)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new robotic TSA overlords
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Wed November 02, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former Miss USA arrested for theft during TSA screening
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Mon October 31, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Comma.Ai: We Will be selling aftermarket hardware to make your car self-driving by the end of 2017. NHTSA: Could you show us, HOW exactly that's gonna work, since no other company seems to have managed that yet? Comma.Ai: Fark it. We're out
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Wed October 19, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
So why are dark side lightsabers red? Turns out force crystals "bleed". 0_o
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm sues a bunch of nerds for creating a "Lightsaber Academy"
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Competitive lightsaber training academy opens in the US, offers a degree only slightly less worthless than the one you spent four years getting, but far more prestigious
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
So was Mike Pence's evisceration of Tim Kaine last night more like Sub-Zero dragging his opponent toward him with his grappling hook and ripping out his heart, or more like Darth Maul stabbing Qui-Jon through the heart with his lightsaber?
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Mon October 03, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY county executive proposes $105 "public service fee" to be tacked on to all traffic and parking tickets, to go on top of the standard $60 "go fark yourself" fee and the $185 "lotsa luck proving we ticketed you for driving while black" surcharge
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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