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31 headlines found matching 'TSA'
Wed June 21, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently all that spare change you left behind at TSA checkpoints really adds up ... to $867,000
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Tue June 20, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Yo, iDawg, I heard you liked stopping leaks, so I leaked your employee seminar on leaking leaks
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Thu June 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA forced to repay $1.5 million after audit. That's a lot of shampoo and toothpaste
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The holy grail of the nerd universe is going on auction soon: Luke's actual lightsaber. WANT
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Thu June 08, 2017
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Disney reveals more info about how Sith make their lightsabers red. . .they torture the kyber crystal (which are living things now) until it turns that color in agony. And you thought the midichlorians explanation was bad
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Wed June 07, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
TSA reminds air travellers: 40mm grenades are not allowed in carry-on bags. Or checked bags for that matter
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway won't say whether the president believes global warming is a hoax, but confirms he gets scared about her ghoulish little tales from her nutsack
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Science weighs in on the physics of that Hammerhead crashing into the Star Destroyer at Sarif. You keep your mouth shut about that Death Star, Science, and don't even think about looking at lightsabers
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
And in today's chapter of the TSA trying to make travel as miserable as possible: expanding laptop bans to all international flights
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Knock knock" Giuliani: "Who's there?" "9/11" Guliiani: "9/11 who?" "You said you'd never forget post 9/11 TSA security guidelines"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Imnotsayingitsaliens.jpg
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
TSA: "Passengers leave a lot of stuff behind at airport checkpoints". Also their patience, temper and self-respect
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Sat April 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Marshals do not receive sufficient on-the-job training to know they shouldn't leave loaded guns in a plane's lavatory
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Fri April 21, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
District of Columbia drivers' licenses are being revised to read "Washington, D.C.," instead of "District of Columbia" on news that the average Arby's reject who works for TSA doesn't know what "District of Columbia" means
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Thu April 20, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California cop detained in Taiwan after TSA misses gun and ammo in her carry-on bag at LAX. TSA admits 'standard procedures were not followed'
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Thu April 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WWE star CJ Perry, aka "Diva Lana" said she was "violated" by a TSA agent at Boston's Logan Airport. Sadly, since there were no folding chairs available nearby, she was forced to ask for police assistance to resolve the matter
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a brief window of time, the TSA website wrongly informed air travelers that it was OK to bring medical marijuana onto planes
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Magnitsky Affair was exposed thanks to Whatsapp, and now the dark truth of Putin's Russia is about to come to light
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Thu March 30, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Travel Protip: when waiting at the gate for your flight, if you discover the .38 snubbie that TSA missed in your purse, just keep it to yourself
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Outrage follows when a video is posted of a 13-year-old boy's excessive pat-down by what appears to be the TSA's chief pedophile
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Thu March 23, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A new "Hyperloop," if built, could connect Seattle and Portland in 15 minutes. Or two and a half hours if the TSA gets involved
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TSA starts banning all electronic devices larger than an exploding Samsung Galaxy 7 on airlines from 13 countries
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
How the long awaited rematch between Obi-Wan and Darth Maul on Star Wars Rebels was "beyond a lightsaber fight" (major spoilers from latest episode)
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to CBP, an A-rab sounding name trumps 42 years of citizenship and being the retired police chief of Greenville, NC
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
WhatsApp vulnerability sidesteps message encryption
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perks of being a TSA officer. In addition to all the crotches you can grab, you occasionally get to question Russian Playboy models
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Sat March 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you ever said to yourself, "I wish my TSA agents wouldn't be shy about really getting intimate when they feel me up" then today is your lucky day
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rick Derringer pleads guilty to carrying a loaded pistol on a plane. TSA begins profiling travelers with the last name Ruger, Glock or Beretta
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"And just what would my duties entail as sex tsar?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Alright Mr...'Smith,' you're going to have to show us more than your driver's license if you want to get through this TSA checkpoint." "But, I was born in PA and have lived in Maine and SC all my life." "Nice try, Akmed. NEED A PATDOWN HERE"
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