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47 headlines found matching 'TSA'
Thu July 21, 2016
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TSA agent mistakes "security theater" for "security peepshow"
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Tue July 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brazilians block WhatsApp. Man, that's a lot of people who can't use WhatsApp
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Fri July 15, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Here's a list of all the foods you can't bring through a TSA checkpoint, and it's just as user-friendly as you'd expect: "An unwrapped cheeseburger with fries and a big container of ketchup would not be allowed past security because ketchup is a gel"
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Wed July 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
TSA and American Airlines announce new venture that could speed up security lines while still doing absolutely nothing to actually make anyone any safer. Just like everything else the TSA has done before. But hey, faster lines
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hannah Cohen, a young disabled woman whose mother describes as "partially deaf, blind in one eye, paralyzed and easily confused" treated to an Independence weekend celebration upon her arrival home in Memphis by the TSA
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
When a woman called Obama a Muslim at a McCain rally in '08, the Senator corrected and rebuked her. When a woman today at Trump's rally asked him to get rid of all TSA employees who wear "heebie-jabbies" (hijabs), Trump said he was "looking into that"
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Anyone know where that great video of the nutsack squirrel and other FARK players is doing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"? LGN
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines take advantage of gap in TSA security screening by charging "expedited security fee" to elite flyers that isn't for TSA PreCheck or special screening, but for putting them at front of regular TSA line. "It's all about who has the money"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar plane takes two days to fly non-stop from New York to Spain. Compared to checking luggage, getting through TSA, boarding, last minute maintenance, baggage claim, and customs in Madrid, it will revolutionize cross Atlantic travel
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dear TSA, you owe me $506.85 for your incompetence
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Sun June 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines shows the TSA how to do a crappy job 30% faster
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Dogs roam Denver Airport to calm frayed nerves of frenzied travelers, help them recover from TSA groping
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
British Airways flight from London to Newark parked in a special area of airport due to threat. TSA will be re-screening carry-on and checked bags. Re-screening the bags after they have already reached their destination. And gotten off the plane
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Government cannot help, according to a man whose pension, health insurance, and four decades of paychecks all came from Uncle Sam
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
TSA Agents discover bleeding 'Loot Crate' and alert authorities
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Sat May 28, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
With all the TSA stuff going on, which airport is the most miserable in the country?
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TSA chief says security lines will be totally farked indefinitely
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
TSA switftly deals with reports of airport intruders - by suppressing the reports
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Air travel has been an unmitigated nightmare for quite a while now, but the airline industry itself just found new ways to make passengers miserable
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
To fix long security checkpoint lines, kick the TSA out of airports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While you were waiting shoeless in an airport line for hours, the top TSA official was hauling in $90k in bonuses. The terrorists have won
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Only difference between TSA & the bum at the liquor store is one doesn't demand you take off your shoes: TSA cleared $765,759.15 in loose change left at checkpoints last year
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich, man of ideas, proposes testing TSA employees for Sharia
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Looking for a random person to carry a package on airplane for you? AirMule is the answer
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
TSA has warned that lines will get longer. Here's the proof
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Wed May 18, 2016
(KABC)
 
 
 
The TSA is apparently slowed down by not taking naked pictures of you
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How to fix massive airport security delays in three words: Fire.The.TSA
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA Director Leslie Knope dispatches clowns, Li'l Sebastian to calm down angry travelers at Cincinnati airport
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
John McAfee: I hacked WhatsApp. Well no, not really. But I want you to think I did
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Fri May 13, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Senators want airlines to waive baggage fees to ease TSA delays. Which at least gave everyone at the airlines and in Congress a pretty good laugh
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man films yesterday's TSA security line at Chicago Midway airport. Forever and ever. Amen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Did you check a bag on a flight from Phoenix yesterday? Say goodbye to it
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
TSA no longer retaliating against whistleblowers after discovering a copy of the Whistleblower Protection Act in a passenger's carry-on
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC Port Authority to TSA : "Get the airport lines moving quicker, or you're fired"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Terrorists work overtime, so shouldn't we be able to?"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Whatsapp? After a judge cuts off the communications method used by a tenth of a billion Brazilians, a million Brazilians sign up for Telegraph. That's about a brazillion Brazilians
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Wed April 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans set a new record this past week after TSA agents confiscate 73 guns from passengers carry-on luggage. So, do we chant USA USA USA or TSA TSA TSA?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you enjoy the TSA screening before your flight you'll be thrilled to learn that the TSA wants to probe you after your flight too
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Tue April 19, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Why you really don't want a lightsaber. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I DON'T WANT
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A detailed breakdown of the Tsarnev brothers and what they did right after the Boston Marathon Bombing. And if you didn't guess "stop by the store to grab milk" you're already wrong
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
WhatsApp gives surveillance state a giant middle finger, turns on end-to-end encryption for more than one billion users
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"If you were in a lightsaber duel, both you and your opponent would have body parts vaporised in a single clash"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Need to randomly pick people for secondary screening on your job as TSA agent? There's an app for that...for $1.4M
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