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22 headlines found matching 'TSA'
Sat January 13, 2018
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The TSA would like to remind you that lithium batteries, flammable liquids, and cats should not be put in your checked luggage
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
TSA reveals strangest items found in 2017, including Satan's pizza cutter, a rifle-shaped umbrella, and Demogorgon's ice cream scoop
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Airport goat yoga is a) a good description for TSA screening procedures, b) the name of subby's garage band, c) a real thing
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TSA agents are still rejecting District of Columbia drivers' licenses, which of course were modified to make them TSA compliant for air travel. No word if New Mexico is still one of the 50 states
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Under #TaxCutsandJobsAct a married couple earning $100,000 per year ($60,000 from wages, $25,000 from their non-corporate business, and $15,000 in business income) will receive a tax cut of $2,603.50, a reduction of nearly 24 percent
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Loudoun Times)
 
 
 
Naked man running along highway near Dulles airport, looking for TSA agent with warm hands
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here are some of the strangest and most inappropriate items the TSA has confiscated from carry-on luggage this year. Come for the axe-gun thingamabob, stay for Satan's pizza cutter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
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Thu December 07, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
TSA agent finds loaded handgun in Colorado state representative's bag, stunning observers everywhere with the fact that they actually accomplished something
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Fri December 01, 2017
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Idiots vow to #BoycottSanFrancisco on Twitter while simultaneously breaking said boycott by failing to look up where Twitter HQ is located
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Even past huge across-the-board tax INCREASES are more popular with the public than the Trump/GOP "Screw Everyone Who Isn't Rich" tax plan, as are kicks to the nutsack, strangling puppies, Rosie O'Donnell sex tapes, and Nickelback concerts
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Sun November 26, 2017
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you're flying this Thanksgiving, get to the airport early as the TSA is implementing new screening rules that will take more time as they failed another screening audit
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
A headless body was found severely beaten, and the police have chosen to investigate it as a possible homicide. [nicolascage.youdontsay.jpg]
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Wed November 15, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Some Double-O Critic)
 
 
 
Some poll lists Daniel Craig's Casino Royale and Skyfall as the top two James Bond movies of all time, and of course people on the Internet take it like they've been hit in the nutsack while tortured in a seatless chair. Your Bond picks to the right
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Thu November 09, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're a scientists at Georgetown, you could spend your time researching that will have a profound impact on society. Or you could research Star Wars lightsabers and how they theoretically work
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Sat October 28, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
56 years ago, Russia detonated the king of all nuclear and atomic weapons, called the "Tsar Bomba" in Arctic Russia, creating the world's most powerful nuclear blast. Let's just say it made a big bada boom
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Starting Thursday, the TSA takes its theatrics on the road
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Fri October 06, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Obviously unbalanced man arrested in airport for making bomb threat in person to TSA agent. "I've got to get this bag checked in before it explodes"
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Sat September 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, one of the greatest Star Wars games came out and had us experience being a lightsaber-wielding Jedi Knight in Dark Forces II. (Link goes to an interesting video about the hero, Kyle Katarn)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At least using NFL stadiums as FEMA death camps will save on construction costs
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