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Headlines matching 'TSA'

Thu May 16, 2013

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		SO apparently Dzhokar Tsarnaev wrote out a complete confession on the walls of the boat he was hiding out in. Odd, you'd think that's the sort of think cops would have mentioned, say, a month ago when he was captured, not now source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(190)

Tue May 14, 2013

Concerned members of the Virginia Anti-Shariah Task Force are working to have Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body removed from the cemetery where he's buried. In other news, Virginia has an Anti-Shariah Task Force

source: wtop.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

Even Islamic terrorists in Dagestan thought Tsarnaev was an unhinged looney who might go too far

source: hotair.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013


		Tamerlan Tsarnaev has been laid to rest at an undisclosed location, although Zak Baggins and the 'Portal of Hell' was said to be overheard source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(72)

Sun May 05, 2013

Fark was a good web site; a kind website, and we will all miss it dearly. But as the seasons change and life moves forward, so must we, in these times of mourning, knowing that a squirrel's nutsack is in a better place

source: cnn.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

Cause of death for Boston bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who was shot by police and run over by his brother, turns out to be "getting shot by police and run over by his brother"

source: thedailybeast.com | share:

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Tue April 30, 2013

		Scientists create explosive and drug detector which works like a dog's nose, giving TSA one more thing to shove into your crotch at the airport source: dailynexus.com \| share:	(70)
		Tsarnaev family had received more than $100,000 in benefits. No wonder they hated America source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(240)

		Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's fans - 14 million people and counting - are teen girls and conspiracy theorists source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(56)
		Captain's log: Passenger detained by TSA for not flushing toilet source: philly.com \| share:	(85)

Mon April 29, 2013

		So, apparently, the FBI ignored multiple requests from Boston bomber Tsarnaev for a lawyer during his interrogation source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(322)
		Tsarnaev mother turned towards radicalism. Know how we know? Because she's not as uncovered as she was when she was younger. No seriously, that's the reason source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(90)

Fri April 26, 2013

		In case you were wondering, the TSA frowns on carrying skull fragments in your luggage source: consumerist.com \| share:	(69)
		Tsarnaev has left the building source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(140)

Thu April 25, 2013

Wed April 24, 2013

		Dzhokhar Tsarnaev tells investigators why he and his older brother set up the attacks at the Boston Marathon. It's more or less exactly what you think source: latimes.com \| share:	(283)
		Russian memo to US, "Tamerlan Tsarnaev determined to strike inside the United States" source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	(143)
		Tamerian Tsarnaev got welfare so therefore we should round up all welfare recipients as they are all clearly a risk of blowing up at us, right? source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(108)
		Tamerlan Tsarnaev was influenced by a mysterious radical. We know this, I swear. Don't look at me like that source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(52)

Tue April 23, 2013

		The 11 most bizarre things the Tsarnaev brothers did source: motherjones.com \| share:	(229)
		The TSA has decided to hold off allowing some pocket knives back on planes. Your shampoo and conditioner is still a credible threat though source: midhudsonnews.com \| share:	(31)

Mon April 22, 2013

		Free Jahar: the growing cult of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev source: wired.com \| share:	(444)
		And here we go: a CUNY professor is complaining about "too much force" being used against the Tsarnaev brothers source: nation.foxnews.com \| share:	(196)
		Time asks: Why did the Tsarnaevs let their carjacking victim live? Answer: Terrorists are frequently dumb, like the Palestinian bombers who forgot to account for Daylight Savings Time and blew themselves up before they could deliver the bomb source: swampland.time.com \| share:	(330)
		Why are we discussing "which" rights Dzhokhar Tsarnaev should get? source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(347)

Sun April 21, 2013

Boston Bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is awake and responding to questions via writing

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Fri April 19, 2013

The conspiracy continues to widen as it's revealed that Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev attended the same high school as Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

Funny guy makes a joke about his sandwich being 'the bomb' while boarding a plane. Hilarity ensues in the holding area

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Mon April 15, 2013

And the award for first moronic "false flag" comment from a media figure in the Boston Marathon bombing goes to (drum roll) Alex Jones

source: salon.com | share:

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Sat April 13, 2013

Mark Hamill guest starring on the season finale of Criminal Minds, presumably as a down-on-his-luck Star Wars fanatic who uses a homemade lightsaber to kill people

source: digitalspy.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

Have you ever wanted to hack into the flight controls on a commercial airliner? There's an app for that

source: theregister.co.uk | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

Was the Iraq invasion worthwhile? Let's ask Ahmed, the Iraqi. Oh...wait, Ahmed just got pinched by a religious group. How about we go to Ollie Hussein for this report. Ollie? "LOTSA PEOPLE DEAD" Thanks, Ollie

source: bloomberg.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

Passenger takes care of security problem instead of TSA. The current score appears to be: Passengers - 3, TSA - 0

source: mercurynews.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

Not news: Man sues former employer to get his job back. Fark: With the TSA. Total Fark: This is the second time

source: hawaiinewsnow.com | share:

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Wed March 27, 2013

TSA's "highly trained" personnel cannot tell the difference between pepper spray and a laser pointer

source: now.msn.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

Woman detained at airport because she refused to swallow a mouthful of swimmers. Plans to fight using legal precedent of TSA v. Your Mom

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Sat March 23, 2013

Another TSA employee tries to claim "Finders Keepers" - for a $2000 laptop (Dumbass, Asinine tags redundant for TSA, happened in Florida, can TSA get their own Fark tag yet?)

source: wftv.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

Injured Marine on active duty ordered to remove artificial legs at airport security checkpoint

source: azcentral.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Former TSA screener testifies to how they are an impenetrable force, not to be messed with. HA....just kidding....he says pretty much what we already know

source: nypost.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

TSA suffers another buttfumble, lets IED through two layers of screening - but they did catch the agent trying to smuggle a doll with wires sticking out of it and BOMB INSIDE written in three-inch-high letters

source: nypost.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

		'Big deal' say flyers allowed by the TSA to now carry small knives on planes, knowing full well you don't bring a penknife to a fight with whatever is now presumably allowed in the cockpit source: reporternews.com \| share:	(109)
		It's a Farker's CD release featuring songs about life, love, and even the TSA. Check it out. And the first three people that like it, buy it, and leave a good review for it will get a month of Total Fark source: cdbaby.com \| share:	(19)

Tue March 05, 2013

		No longer banned by the TSA: Pocket knives and golf clubs. Still banned by the TSA: Respect for passengers, Fourth Amendment source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(159)
		Having multiple levels of security checkpoints doesn't work so well when everyone after the first checkpoint just assumes you belong since you were let in by the first one. Isn't that right, Atlanta airport? source: cnn.com \| share:	(16)