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Headlines matching 'TSA'
Tue April 22, 2014
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh those nutty TSA agents and their harmless pranks
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Mon April 21, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
16 year old survives in wheel well of a flight from California to Maui and, aside from being an idiot, is completely fine
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Sat April 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC: We don't think Tamerlan Tsarnaev's widow had anything to do with the Boston Marathon bombing, but let's speculate anyway about whether she did
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL: "All pilots should be armed" I support this measure as it is much harder to fly a plane without arms
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Thu April 10, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
TSA finally starts protecting us from the real enemy: wheelchair-bound mute stroke victims
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Care home worker sacked for sharing photos of dead residents on WhatsApp group with captions such as "probably too much morphine"
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
TSA says your ammo should be packed in checked baggage, but they do get a little pissy if your WW I artillery shells aren't properly wrapped
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Are mashed potatoes a solid, liquid, or gel? Here's a former TSA agent's take on this VERY important question
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Sun March 30, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
JESUS CHRIST STRIPPERBAR: True Believers Spread the Word at Strip Club. Just Like Jesus Would Do
 
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Searchers finally recover mysterious objects in the Indian Ocean, identify them as "fishing equipment and flotsam"
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Terrorists caught: 0. TSA agents caught and fired for stealing from passengers: 400
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nowadays you can't take douche bags through airport security ... they could be mistaken for TSA agents
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Sun March 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A 5kW hand-held laser cutter. Lightsabers possible in our lifetime?
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Thu March 06, 2014
(BGR)
 
 
 
Google executive bashes the "exorbitant" $19 billion price Facebook paid for Whatsapp pointing out it amounts to about $500 mil per employee. Now the $10 billion or $250 mil per employee Google offered? Totally reasonable, apparently
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Wed March 05, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
More than a decade after 9-11 and people are still showing up at the airport with guns, brass knuckles, power tools, knives, baseball bats, bowling pins, and slingshots
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Sat March 01, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA is now searching your luggage for Bitcoin. Shiny metal bitcoin
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Thu February 20, 2014
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Things Facebook could have bought for $19 billion instead of WhatsApp: 200 million years of NetFlix. 12.6 million hot dogs. 4 World Trade Centers. 678 nuclear bombs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook buying messaging app maker Whatsapp for $18 billion, which works out to about $360 million per Whatsapp employee, or $28 per user of an app that doesn't sell advertising and costs $1/year to use
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Mon February 17, 2014
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn congresswoman lobbies for new flight rules letting musicians carry on guitars and instruments instead of letting TSA and baggage handlers destroy or confiscate them
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Fri February 07, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
TSA now lets you keep on your belt as long as you agree to have your crotch sniffed
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Wed February 05, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Toothpaste tube bombs are the latest security threat. Hillbillies are free to skip the TSA patdown
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The TSA discovered a single loaded Glock inside a passenger's carry-on at Reagan National Airport. See? It's all worth it
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Tue February 04, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
TSA screener arrested for making a threat to shoot up airport. It only took 10 days for the cops to make the arrest
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Sat February 01, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Washington State ferries to be renamed for Seahawk players this Sunday. The 'M/V Marshawn Lynch' will depart from Kitsap Peninsula, smash into coastlines, pleasure boats, and various exposed rocks before reaching Seattle harbor safely
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(38)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
This is what a lightsaber fight looks like in total darkness
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(27)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Confessions of a former TSA screener: Yes, we were laughing at your junk
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Wed January 29, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
QOTSA and Trent Reznor fan Anthony Bourdain calls Grammy snub a crowning touch to the goat rodeo, cordially proposes producers rename award show "the Cleveland Steamers"
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Mon January 27, 2014
(Central Missouri)
 
 
 
Missouri town bringing in cannons for 150th anniversary reenactment of Civil War battle. Difficulty: this battle had as many cannons as it had Patriot missiles, Sherman tanks and lightsabers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: the TSA is keeping our airplanes safe from dangerous terrorists armed with sword canes, morning stars and human skulls
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Thu January 23, 2014
(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
NTSA says you're less likely to die in a winter car crash than one on a summer day. Apparently it's too difficult to drive and text while wearing mittens
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Fri January 17, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.) threatens a bill to make TSA agents more polite. New law would make them say "please" before pulling grandpa out of his wheelchair to check his underwear for explosives
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Thu January 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
Video
 
We're not even sure what kind of sport 'futsal' actually is, but here's a video of a goal on an overhead back kick that fans are saying is one of the greatest futsal scores ever futsalled
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