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30 headlines found matching 'TSA'
Sun June 28, 2015
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
TSA may start poking you (on the Internet)
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Mon June 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Only 14 years after its creation, the TSA decides to crosscheck its employees against the government's terrorist database
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator wants to declassify the report showing the TSA failed to find 95% of prohibited items at the checkpoints. The TSA said they would, but they can't find that either
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Heavy)
 
 
 
TSA calling in fake airline threats today to cover up for their embarrassing DHS review
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(Newser)
 
 
 
After massive security failure, TSA tells its acting director to remove shoes, hat, all government ID
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
For those of you on the dark side, let's shed some light about the colors of a Star Wars lightsaber
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Thu May 28, 2015
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Robotic butt named 'Patrick' helps medical students, IRS auditors and TSA agents with their intimacy issues
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Tue May 26, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA badges missing at airport, authorities worried people may impersonate incompetence and groping
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Fri May 22, 2015
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Verne "Mini Me" Troyer records tasing of guy who breached TSA Checkpoint at LAX, takes his hat for a trophy. In other news, Verne Troyer's publicist wants you to know he steals used hats
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Tsarnaev death will be the last federal death penalty case
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Fri May 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be remanded into the custody of the Baltimore Police Department
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is the day, will he live in a tiny-ass cell or will he die....after living in a tiny-ass cell for 20 years while filing appeal after appeal? A sentence in the Tsarnaev trial could come as early as today
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Fri May 08, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you left a $100,000 watch at Newark Airport the TSA is actually going to return it. No word on how many diamonds it will be missing
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Tue May 05, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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Mon April 27, 2015
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's defence lawyers return to federal court today to begin arguing why their client shouldn't fry like a batter-dipped cod for what he did
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Sat April 25, 2015
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking and hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan and put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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Wed April 15, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
In addition to dogs and bees, Portland Airport has hired some goats and a llama. TSA workers reportedly worried
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Tue April 14, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Two TSA agents fired for manipulating passenger screening systems in order to grope hot men
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Thu April 09, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tireless efforts of the TSA, only 268 drunks, mentally ill persons, or lazy people taking a shortcut have managed to get into major airports in the past decade
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
NewsFlash
 
Verdict in Boston for Tsarnaev. He will be thrown into the harbor
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
TSA borrows a page from the "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" business model
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boston jury begins deliberating how guilty Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is
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Fri March 27, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The TSA thinks you are a possible terrorist if you: yawn. blink, whistle or smell. Automatic trip to Gitmo if you do all four at once
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Since 2003 the TSA has toyed with the idea of placing "behavior detection officers" in airports across America-part of a $1 billion counter-terrorism measure known as SPOT (Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques)
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Sat March 21, 2015
(MyWay News)
 
 
 
Machete wielding Voodoo Zombie attempts to kill random strangers in New Orleans. THAT there son, is a made-for-TV movie, that is
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Fri March 20, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA officer notices man convicted of murder and explosives offenses in PreCheck line but supervisor lets him through because who wants people like that in your work area
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ACLU claims TSA's screening tool is 'a waste,' surprising many TSA officials who find it just as effective as everything else they do
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the note that Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wrote in pencil inside the boat he was eventually captured in. It reads exactly like you guessed it would
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Sat March 07, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip from the TSA: Always check your luggage that you want to check in at the airport twice when packing, you'll never know when your Chihuahua will slip itself in unnoticed
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyer opens trial by admitting his client blew up Boston Marathon. Check back today for admission that his client caused global warming and Honey Boo Boo
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