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500 headlines found matching 'THR'
Sat December 03, 2016
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones' new blues album took just three days to record. And most of that was just getting the car battery up to Keith Richards' room each morning to shock him back to life
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Celebrity Name Game," hosted by Craig Ferguson, gets cancelled after three seasons. In other news, Craig Ferguson was hosting a game show
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 7:30 AM ET Saturday start with Citeh and Chelsea. At 10, Saints are at Selhurst, Swans go to Spurs, Burnley at Stoke, finishing with the East London Derby. Sunday at 8:30 is Liverpool at the Cherries, United in Everton at 11. Have an EPL Discussion thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are the Cavs going through a bad stretch? Or are they just bored?
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Three things Facebook could do to reduce fake news without censorship
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump as candidate: I will block this awful AT&T-Time Warner merger. Trump as President-elect: Yeah, don't worry about the merger going through, we got your back
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Russia fears that its banking system is under threat by global hackers who could exploit code in the country's 286- and XT-based financial network
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Italian-American Grandparents have hilarious Facetime reactions when granddaughter walks alone through campus. "Whas the matta you?"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Re: that sneaking suspicion someone went through your bags at the airport: They did, and they got paid handsomely for it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jill Stein got more votes than Trump's margin in three key states
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a cop party until an Assistant Chief Constable whips one out and screams 'Look at these, look at these, these are the breasts of someone who has had three children' at one of her subordinates who just had a boob job
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FX needs a hit show again, so they have ordered a pilot spun off of Sons of Anarchy focusing on the Mayans
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As predictable as Link breaking jars, and nearly as enjoyable, it's the proper Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? This week, your old friends Civ III, Civ IV & CivCity Rome have re-appeared on GOG, eager to destroy your free time
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jon Lester disappointed that MLB's new collective bargaining agreement doesn't exempt him from having to throw to first base
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Jesus-thieving three admit Wollongong mall nativity heist. Try saying that three times fast
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Out of nowhere NJ Gov. Chris Christie throws his lard butt in the ring for the RNC chair ...and breaks it
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donors tell the DNC they're not giving any more after it burned through their millions with nothing to show for it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr's camp blasts speculation he might fight Conor McGregor: "He's a very good MMA fighter. Fighting Floyd Mayweather is a whole other story. That bullshiat you're throwing over there in UFC would get you killed against Floyd"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Specialized items are always available for aspiring cooks and seasoned chefs alike. Ever buy something that you soon wish you could have a do-over on? Help your fellow Farkers avoid costly/space-wasting mistakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New survey reveals that 69% of Republicans wanted to kill Obamacare in October but now that its an actual possibility and not just tough talk that number has dropped to 52%. Are backbone transplants available through ACA coverage?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
"Science" wants you to vote for its Breakthrough of the First Eleven Months of 2016. Cure for cancer is not one of the options
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCrory's North Carolina recount request, which was previously downgraded from "the entire state" to "a single county full of black voters", has now been downgraded further to "null and void" after Cooper's votes surpasses the 10k threshold
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a video of driving through a tunnel of fire in the Smoky Mountains Complete with not-safe-for-work commentary
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (11/30): Marvel kicks off another yawnstipating hero vs hero fight. DC is pushing annuals. What are some of your favorite non Big Two comics?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bashir praises Trump, throws some darts with O'Brien
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Father of the Year tries to drop off child-support payment at McDonald's drive-through window, becomes enraged when ex won't come to window, crawls through said window, beats her
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster to star in directorial debut of Iron Man 3 screenwriter: a near-future sci-fi crime thriller that will definitely be awesome and not another "Elysium" that stunts a director's career
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a long and dark November, when I thought that I'd remember, all the reasons why I wrote before. When at last, again, I write. What horror and fright. Turns out I've written all this before. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What's the POV like from a Brazilian motorcycle cop during a high speed chase through São Paulo traffic? Pretty badass
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Tue November 29, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Election number three on Putin's to-hack list: Germany
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
HIV is spreading through the same areas of the country that believe HIV is a punishment from God. Well, maybe it is now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're looking for more realistic Christmas Cards this year, you can get The Three Wise Men and the Drone Strike or Joseph and Mary fleeing Aleppo
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The Big East and ACC each have three teams in the AP Top 25 Poll. However, the top of poll is controlled by a pair of Wildcats. Kentucky No. 1, Villanova No. 2
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"The destruction took off on social media, where witnesses posted videos and photos of shoppers kicking aside shoe boxes and wading through the dystopian wasteland"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michigan gets fined $10,000 after Jim Harbaugh makes all the whiny excuses in the world and throws his food on the floor
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Mon November 28, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle between two mean green teams between the Packers and the Eagles. Will it be Aaron Rodgers or Carson Wentz dominating the night? Who keeps their slim playoff hopes alive? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, When the Earth that the Flash has Barry'd beyond recognition is threatened with invasion Barry and Cisco have no choice but to recruit Kara to stop the threat (CW 8ET)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan member of the electoral college claims he has received dozens of graphic death threats from people urging him to cast his vote for Hillary Clinton some of which include 'talk about shoving a gun in my mouth and blowing my brains out'
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Sun November 27, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Justin Tucker puts the 'foot' into 'football' as he becomes only the 3rd NFL kicker to convert three 50-plus yarders in a game
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
What secrets does Doctor Ford continue to hold? Will Maeve talk her way out of capture? Will Dolores escape the center of the maze? Will Bernard find peace? Is everyone a damn robot? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Carl and Enid continue their blossoming young romance? What community will Tara discover? Will Negan continue looming in the background or be used as a bludgeon? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9 PM ET on AMC [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Chiefs ride the Broncos hard and put them up wet or can the Denver just tell Kansas City to Buck Off? Its's your SNF thread live on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Three million years ago, the first farmers began carefully sowing seeds, fertilizing them, and waiting for them to grow into plants
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(BBC)
 
 
 
This year Cards Against Humanity allow you the opportunity to throw your money into a hole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial board says Trump's conflicts of interests will threaten DC integrity. In other news, NY Times still believes there's integrity in DC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gloria Estefan is thrilled that Castro died
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Will Nickelodeon recapture the '90s nostalgia with their movie adaptation of the forgotten, lamented game show Legends of the Hidden Temple? Or have fans of the series outgrown such nonsense? Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Nick
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In Norway, high school graduates get prizes for having sex in the great outdoors, spend tens of thousands of dollars on pimped-up party wagons and spend three weeks getting drunk (not safe for work)
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Fri November 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo told his team sorry that they are playing through a tough schedule, not enough cupcakes to go around
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway taunts Clinton supporters for believing in math, threatens to taunt them a second time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian music festival greases all its fences to stop people sneaking in without paying: "Besides being slippery, the substance will stain hands and clothes for up to three weeks, making it easy to spot people who jump the fence"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
What better way to spend Black Friday than watching hockey players beat each other black and blue? Rangers/Flyers @ 1PM ET on NBC. 'Hawks/Ducks @ 4PM ET on NHLN. Local games start @ 4PM ET. It's your NHL Thanksgiving Showdown thread. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Australia, where the birds of prey throw snakes at your car
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
55-year-old South Carolina State University student rushed the football for three yards to become the oldest-ever Division 1 collegiate football player. "Never give up on your dream"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Great Barrier Reef throws its annual sex festival (SFW)
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Governor Bathroom's latest challenge to the Election results? Ineligible felons voted. Forgets that having the same name as a felon does not make you a felon too
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will throw away about 200 million pounds of turkey during the Thanksgiving holiday. Apparently there are only so many leftover turkey sandwiches one can eat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin's rendition of the National Anthem takes 4:35. NFL refs decide not to throw a flag for delay of game
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline - "Fight over cereal ended with bomb threat". Come for the headline, stay for the meth lab, fake ID, parole violations & other items on this upstanding citizen's checklist
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Colts have any luck without Andrew Luck? Will Big Ben and the Steelers rip up the Indy secondary? Will you be in a food coma after all that turkey? It's the Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(National Weather Service)
 
 
 
I heard you like disasters with your disasters, so I'm gonna give you an earthquake to go with that hurricane, and might as well throw in a tsunami just because
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now buy a smart garbage can that reads the UPCs of stuff you throw away and automatically reorders whatever you're out of
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Three sloth bears discover the fun of playing with a pink balloon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Detroit claw their way to a win over the Vikings? Will the Cowboys rope in Washington? It's your Thanksgiving Day football thread starting at 12:30 ET on CBS then 4:30 ET on FOX
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(Some Dog Lover)
 
 
 
Which breed will be top dog this year? Do you have a favorite breed? Would you be interested in owning an American Hairless Terrier? It is your National Dog Show thread, the event begins at Noon ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, there is a threat of a lockout in Major League Baseball
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Wed November 23, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will be the fallout of Takeover Toronto? Will everyone be happy for Sexy Star's title win? Will Lana learn how to throw a shotput from Jim Neidhart? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8pm ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to deal with troublesome dissenters to your throne? Stick them in as UN Ambassador, duh
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (11/23): Grab some pouches, hide your malformed feet, and regulate...the 90s are back with Venom #1
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday again, but it feels like Saturday mixed in with a good ol' helping of Tuesday boredom and anticipation of Friday. Irregardless *twitch*, it's time for your weekly "Oh god, I forgot to write" reminder. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 5A saw some interesting scores. Will 5B hold as much interest? Rostov hosts Munich at noon EST, Benfica @ Besiktas at 12:45. 2:45 starts for the rest, including Barca @ Celtic, PSG @ Arsenal, Citeh @ M'bach. This is your UCL Thread
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(Newser)
 
 
 
French man inherits a house from deceased relatives. Turns out they hid gold throughout the house. $3.7 MILLION worth of gold
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Killed off your colony in Rimworld? Conquered the stars in Stellaris? Did Gandhi nuke you yet? Checked out Star Citizen? What game did you regret buying at first but was pleasantly delighted in the final product? THIS is your Fark gaming thread
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three-year-old saves his dad's life after force-feeding him yogurt as he was slipping into a diabetic coma. Fark: He has never been shown how to do this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors remove USB cable stuck in man's penis. "The procedure lasted longer than an hour, with surgeons slicing it into three sections (the cable, not the penis)"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Community College is shocked to find out one of their cheerleaders goes "Gimme a K" three times in a row
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Throw the Emoluments Clause out ....this is Trump's business dealings we're talking about that tests the constitutional limit
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle to do three stand-up specials for Netflix. Well, maybe two before he goes crazy again
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Editorialist: I hated Breaking Bad. Mad Men sucked. Game of Thrones bores me. And now I'm about to quit Westworld. Why do I have such a hard time seeing what everybody else likes in these terrible shows?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Scott Wolf of the LA Daily News is apparently so impressed that he decided to throw a 25th-place AP basketball vote to the surprising 4-0 start of... Rutgers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Time to give thanks, Farkers. For our football friends, for the Jake, for the most reliable turkey in the NFL (the Browns), and for the Dallas Cowboys being the best team in football. Your Week 12 NFL Power Rankings Thread
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Feeling left out after Nazism, racism and mumps make a comeback, whooping cough clears its throat and joins the party. Polio now on deck
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not pursue any further criminal investigations against Hillary Clinton, as she's "been through enough." Translation: "I won, she lost, f*ck it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Super slow motion video reveals the clever technology that allowed World War I fighter planes to fire their machine guns through their propellers without hitting the blades
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex in a McDonald's parking lot as 6-year-old watched. Don't they know that's what Burger King bathrooms are for?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these three clues: Woman in wheelchair, police, taser
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
MSP Airport awarded title of having America's Best Bathroom. Maybe don't tell your toe-tapping political representatives
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In February 1905 Bavarian officials refused birthright citizenship to a homesick expat and ordered Friedrich Trump to leave the kingdom within eight weeks
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vikings smash through Cardinals, sound guy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go South of the Border for the Texans and Raiders in Mexico City. Will Brock rock or will Derek Carr help the Raiders cruise to victory? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola is giving its polar bear mascots some holiday love for the first time in three years
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Let's go have Taco Bell and then figure out those three shells - It's been 20 years since we put John Spartan on ice
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"A man has pleaded guilty to stalking Hollywood A-lister Keira Knightley by making 'meowing' noises through her letterbox and bombarding her with cat-themed messages"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Wenger beat Mourinho? Can Everton bounce back against a struggling Swansea? Will Sunderland finally catch a break? Manchester City on the road, Tottenham at home, and Liverpool on the march: it's your EPL discussion thread. Games start @ 7:30 ET
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Bernard continue to work with Dr. Ford, or will he pursue his own agenda? Will Maeve reveal her endgame? What is the point of The Man in Black? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Mic)
 
 
 
How are Maggie and the baby faring? Will Negan learn she survived when the Saviors visit Hilltop? Will Carl turned a blind eye towards Rick's seeming acquiescence? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington beat Green Bay or will the Packers stop their losing streak against the Redacteds? It's your SNF thread live on NBC at 8:30 PM ET
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(NFL)
 
 
 
All the NFL dome teams are playing in a dome this afternoon. Other teams such as the Patriots and the Steelers are looking to avoid embarrassing losses to lowly teams such as the 49ers and Browns. It's your NFL Sunday thread. Games start at 1 PM ET
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Quick: Name the top three states with the highest rate of divorce. California? Nope. New York? Nah. Texas? Nice try
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Eight-month-old baby had a coin stuck in his throat for 37 DAYS before doctors notice change
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Sat November 19, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And John McCain's spine grew three sizes that day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Beer thread. What are we drinking this weekend?
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New IVF calculator predicts a couple's chances of having a baby. The device has three settings: No, Maybe, and Duggar
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: Three separate shows today, UFC Fight Night 99, Mousassi vs Hall starting 12:30 PM ET, UFC Fight Night 100 Bader vs Nogueira starting 6 PM ET, and Bellator 165 Chandler vs Henderson starting 7 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are some big battles this week including Florida and LSU, Wazzou and Colorado, and Oklahoma and West Virginia. Will there be any big upsets this week? What games are you watching? It is your college football thread, kickoff is at Noon ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amid higher global temperatures, sea ice at record lows at poles. Oh look, it's THAT thread again
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So 21st century tech: Soon you won't have to show up at funerals and instead grieve through your 'smart' phone to say goodbye to your loved ones. So much for respecting the dead
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
This year's Thanksgiving dinner drops $0.24 to $49.87, not counting the cost of alcohol to get through a day with relatives
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Modern medicine has made root canal surgery almost painless ... unless the dentist accidentally drops a 3cm-long file down your throat
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
While designers are usually thrilled for an opportunity to dress first ladies in their creations, the first actual fashion model to become first lady may end up shopping off the rack as top designers say they don't want anything to do with Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A car hit a deer, and as the deer was flying through the air, it wondered, "could this day get any worse?" Seconds later, it learned the answer was YES
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC shrimpers protesting proposed new rules that would limit their catch, require extra bathroom on boats
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(UPI)
 
 
 
ATM keypads are full of bacteria from human skin, food and household surfaces. Which is bad news for the three people who still have enough money in their bank account to even be able to use an ATM
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks hopes Donald Trump does such a great job that he votes for Trump's re-election, though realizes that's about as likely as a Dragnet 1987 sequel
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman hangs a 1-year-old at a daycare, drives over a pedestrian and bicyclist, crashes her van and threatens to jump from an overpass. Currently taking bets on what the drug test shows
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Lena Headey is in a nasty court fight with her ex-husband over custody of her son. Just a tip for the ex? if she shows up in court in an all black dress, RUN
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to explain to others than that "elf" folder on your hard drive, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Civ VI? Mordheim? Stellaris? Also this week, what are your recent or all-time memorable game glitches?
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS is apparently unfamiliar with "The Three Little Pigs." Probably not halal
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(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trump saying the vote would be rigged against him. New hotness: Governor Pat "Bathroom bill" McCrory saying the vote was rigged against him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert addresses the Trump cabinet idiocy: "It's like Game of Thrones, but no one wants to watch them have sex"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here we have a divisional matchup between the Saints and Panthers. Will Drew Brees win it with his arm or will Cam Newton win it with his legs? How high will the score be? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Numerous holidays are right around the corner. Are you ready with a great dessert to take to the festivities? Share your fall and winter treats so your fellow Farkers can take the good stuff (or, c'mon, stay home and gorge)
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Major breakthrough in cupcake delivery technology unveiled in Tampa, FL. Muffintop delivery just over the horizon
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Son steals $8,000 coin collection from father, puts it through Coinstar to make $60 to buy crack
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The greatest threat of our time is evolving: "Grizzlies are learning that gunshots are dinner bells"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters threaten to boycott Pepsi over a fake news story they fell for hook, line, and sinker
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A thrill seeker from Sheffield has combined his passions for biscuits and bungee jumping by successfully dunking from 75 metres in the air" (w/ vid)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a man in my 20s and roughly three years ago I developed a medical condition that left me asexual I met and fell in love with an asexual woman. I just learned I can be cured and can have sex again. Should I take the cure?"
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
There are plenty of ways one could send a cake through the British Post. This is not one of them
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Wed November 16, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cow's great escape attempt foiled after jumping overboard, swimming to shore and then running through town. To be fair, Steve McQueen had a motorcycle and he still didn't make it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Dutch WW2 shipwrecks vanished from Java Sea bed. Divers say there are large holes, they cannot even find a rudder
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(CBC)
 
 
 
High school fashion through the decades. What's the style you grew up with?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh lordy, oh lordy. It's Wednesday and I haven't submitted the Fark Writer's thread yet *delete* sonofab-
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Newman's Own starts marketing push after discovering millennials have little awareness of Paul Newman, but might buy Newman's Own products if they knew more about his legendary philanthropic efforts
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(Google)
 
 
 
Dinner Thread I'm roasting a chicken. What are you having? Oh, and what was your first computer? LGT GIS for extinct wombat for no reason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani took money from Qatar, Venezuela, Iranian exiles. But none of it went through the Clinton foundation so we're good
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National debt and government spending which was never anything to be worried about while Republicans were in charge, then very serious and the cause for a government shutdown through the GOP under Obama, now not going to be a problem again
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Gronk didn't play through Sunday's loss to Seattle with a concussion. He played through the game with a punctured lung
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
HBO confirms they're talking to George RR Martin about Pregame of Thrones spinoff
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Mon November 14, 2016
(5280.com)
 
 
 
This Denver veteran volunteers his time to ensure no soldier dies alone. "He sits at the doorway to death, ushering his brothers through whatever portal separates us from the world we know and the uncertainty that comes next"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google taught its self-driving car how to make three-point turns. Moonshiners anxiously await the j-turn update
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bengals roar their way to victory, or will the Giants make a big stand? Do you have Andy Dalton or Eli Manning having a better game? Will OBJ run his mouth again? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Just an article about how the supermoon gives you insomnia, anxiety, lycanthropy
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Another study finds Earth's CO2 emissions have flattened over the last three years, despite increasing sales at Taco Bell
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers just set an NBA record for three-pointers that not even the Golden State Warriors can touch
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"When officers arrived at the home, they found several wild animals all roaming freely inside including three tigers, a cougar, a skunk and a fox"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Having trouble dealing with the fact that Trump will be your next president? Yoko Ono scream therapy will help you through this
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Sun November 13, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Maeve sets her endgame, giving an ultimatum to Sylvester. Elsie has learned the secret of who's pulling the strings, but will she escape danger? Only 3 episodes before the season finale. It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Negan and his forces visit Alexandria for their tithe. Will Darryl join them to further inflict mental torture? Will Dwight continue becoming the most compelling new character? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Seahawks be able to beat the Patriots on their own or will Belichick and Brady ask for a definsive strike from President-elect Trump? It's your SNF thread on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
An actual Muslim might become the biggest Democratic threat to President Trump
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Rosberg finally clinch the championship or can Hamilton get some help to keep his hopes alive? Will Ferrari or Red Bull threaten the Mercedes on the front row? This is your Formula 1 Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 10:30 AM ET
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporters threaten and harass stars of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' in L.A. bar
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not only do Russian children have to trudge miles through the snow to get to school, they have to carry axes to fight off hungry wolves
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Someone has just posted a negative comment on Facebook after you screwed them in a business deal. What do you? If you're Jeff Smith Chevrolet of Georgia, you threaten to get nude pics of them and ruin their career
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That whole 'Hillary and Bill hiking in the woods after the election' photo was as fake and as staged as anything else Hillary has ever done and probably went through a couple of focus groups before she actually pretended to do it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware of the blob, it creeps / And leaps and glides and slides / Across the floor / Right through the door / And all around the wall / A splotch, a blotch / Be careful of the blob / *POP*
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will there be any big upsets on Saturday? Can Alabama be stopped? Who will win the Golden Boot? All this and much more in your college football thread. The games begin at Noon ET
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sperm whale vomit is kind of like your cat's hairball, except it's worth three million dollars
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It's tradition for him to have his guns brought to him around hunting season so he can get them out and go through the whole process of cleaning them and getting them ready. And then the guns are put away until the next year." Not anymore
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL is "disingenuous to promote/capitalize on emotion of game but penalize the men who play for showing it." -signed, an executive who does the throat slash gesture in meetings
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor bathroom still won't concede
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A man shoots a deer that was in neighbor's backyard and then drives his SUV right through their backyard to take the deer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump the next Ronald Reagan? Here are three reasons why he might be, and three more why he's not
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
On the set with a Game of Thrones extra: "I'm lying there facedown, with an arrow up my butt. Not even face up so my mum could see me"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you committed a crime and had the option of going to prison for five years or getting transformed into a cat for three years, which one would you choose?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Arrival is a geeky sci-fi thriller about learning an alien language rather than shooting them full of holes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
EU threatens to blacklist the US over Trump
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Subby: "You know what we haven't had on Fark in a long time?" Cat: "Meow?" Subby: "No, we haven't had a tipping thread." Cat: (licks self) Subby: "Exactly. Maybe the admins are distracted and think this is a cat story"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Sneakier than a greased up gnome, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Mordheim: City of the Damned as an Undead warband? Catching up on some old favourites? Working your way through your queue? Let us know
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadians lash out at celebrities threatening to move to their country after Trump win, promise to take back Beiber
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
The Rules of Golf don't really tell you if you're allowed to play through a pack of mongooses on the green or if you can just take a drop away from the mongeese
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How the world sees Trump's election win - through political cartoons (Warning - slide show, but worth it)
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(Recycling International)
 
 
 
The Navy is having a hard time getting rid of the mothballed USS Independence because it's too fat to fit through the Panama Canal
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (11/9): A day late, but still more reliable than Bendis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Well, I dunno either, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'somewhat delayed by election madness' edition
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Drivers over 65 are most likely to drive through flood water because they know there's a lawn underneath there someplace
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(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Dungeons & Dragons FINALLY elected to the National Toy Hall of Fame after judges throw a 1 to defend against impotent nerd rage
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Turns out that the puritans didn't just see witches flying through the night skies. They saw aliens
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is worse: that the male lecturer decides halfway through class to strip totally naked, or that his subject is microscopic anatomy (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Dose (Canada))
 
 
 
Mel Gibson, 60, is expecting a child with his 26-year-old girlfriend. With a newborn on the way it will be nice to see a family that goes back to the tradition of living with three generations under the same roof
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Orange is the New Black thread 2 - Orange Harder
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We're running out of headlines... but we're still going... Election Thread #10 right here for ya
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The crazy train rolls on.... Election Thread #9
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Canadian Immigration website has crashed, but we haven't. It's your 2016 election thread #8
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever walked through an art gallery and thought "this experience would be better if I could take my pants off"? Well you're in luck
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin sighs, pulls out the wig and make up, asks Lorne if he can broadcast from Canada. It's your Election Thread #7
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Thunderdome continues.... Election 2016 thread #6
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Not a Damn Horse Race is a horse race again, as Americans start wondering how easy it is to sneak into Canada without being noticed. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 5: Don't stop drinking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton threatening to grab defeat from the pussy of victory. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 4
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The first waves of polls are closed, the weak livers are failing. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 3: It's Time
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man loses wedding band in garden, finds it three years later after it has grown an extra carrot
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The public library in Beaverton, Oregon wins the Helicopter Parents Seal of Approval for threatening to arrest any parent who leaves their kid unsupervised for five minutes. Tag is for the people protecting The Children, you monster
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pregame is over, the server hamsters are warming up, Subby's on his second pack of smokes and third bottle of gin, and the polls are starting to close. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby thinks we need a thread for funny Election headlines. Because I don't think we will need to write any today
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Kid dies while hunting toads. A golf club randomly hits him on the noggin and he suffers severe injuries. The golfer also suffered as he took a three stroke penalty
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The time for mudslinging and handwringing and genital grabbing is done. The Bataan Election March finally comes to an end as the people of the United States go to vote and collect their stickers. This is the Election Day discussion thread, part 1
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The first results are in from Dixville Notch, NH. Tu Abuela wins with 50% of the vote, Sentient Cheeto with 25%, 1 person threw their vote away and the counters found a crusty ballot from 2012 wedged in the corner of the box
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tonight we have the Bills taking on the Seahawks. Will Russell Wilson get back on track? Or will the Bills have their way with him? Will LeSean McCoy have a big night? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
While Ziggler awaits his challenger, Raw looks to finish its Survivor Series teams and JeriKO checks their list. Plus, find out how to say moss covered three-handled family gredunza in Gaelic. It's WWE Raw is Scotland. (8pm ET, USA/7:30p pre-show)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Question: "Is it feasible to sort through 650,000 emails in a couple of days?" Edward Snowden: gimme an old laptop and a couple of hours
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Starting a fire, crashing through ceiling tiles, stealing a squad car, and going on a high speed chase isn't normal. But on meth it is... still pretty unusual
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Flight from Cancun to Frankfurt makes emergency landing in Jacksonville after man exposes his genitals and threatens to kill a 3-year-old boy. To be fair, it does really sound like he belongs in Florida
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, she sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window she flew like a flash. Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. That's when the stray bullet hit her she died shortly after
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Travis Kelce speaks for NFL receivers everywhere this season when he throws his towel at an official like a flag after a blown call
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Sun November 06, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Will Maeve's plans come to fruition? Will The Man in Black and Teddy find the maze, or are they hunting for a MacGuffin? Will Ford spend more time with the mystery boy who looks like him? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
With Daryl at the mercy of Negan and Dwayne, will Rick and crew mount an escape? Have Carol and Ezekiel found common ground? Will Carl manage to stay focused on the goal? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos are 6-2 & trying to stay on track toward their 6th consecutive division title. The Raiders are 6-2 at the season's halfway point for the first time since 2001, so which team will prevail? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Week 9 of the NFL season. Will the Steelers defeat the Ravens or will Baltimore pull through? Will Cleveland get that elusive first win against the Cowboys? Will Cam Newton have a big day? What games are you watching? Kickoff is at 1 PM ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you can't make up your mind on who to vote for three days before the election, you'd be in the same lot as other Americans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Guy Fawkes weekend. Will London still stand after home games for West Ham and Chelsea, or the North London Derby? Who will see fireworks? Can Sunderland get a win? It's your EPL discussion thread. Games start Saturday @ 11 AM EDT Sun @ 7 AM EST
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Native American elector won't vote for Hillary because Bernie did a better job reaching out to his people. I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Live in a sweltering, smog-infested urban hellhole? Want to improve your residential choice without being forced to move to the the soul-crushing suburbs? Easy...just plant a tree or three
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not any good at math? Blame your parents, all three of them
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox renews The Simpsons through season 30, embiggening their episode count past Gunsmoke for scripted series with the most episodes
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to throw YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE 'Victory' party at Midtown Hilton for his many tremendous friends on election night
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Michael Buble's son Noah has cancer aged three
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man takes photo of his life every 30 seconds during each waking moment, hasn't misplaced anything since: "One day he lost a notebook, so he went back through the photos and found where he had left it"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like a rust monster attacking you in a dungeon, the Friday Fark Gaming thread is here to destroy your Friday productivity. What have you been playing/buying this week? This week, list your Steam/GOG username(s) so we can find each other easier
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago releases details and route of the Cubs World Series Victory Parade. Wow. There are five words we never thought we would see in our lifetime. Anyway, parade kicks off at 10 AM CT and WGN is airing it. Here's your Official Discussion Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Has anybody noticed that 538 has become about as worthless as every other polling site? "A style of journalism that became popular precisely because it cut through the noise of punditry has now become a confetti cannon of oft-opposing takes"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Midea recalls over three million dehumidifiers. Tyler Perry unavailable for comment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman experiences pain-free labor, and then a three-week orgasm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a bout in the south as the Falcons take on the Buccaneers. Can the Bucs sweep the Falcons or will Matt Ryan air it out for a road win? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your kid throws up and some of it gets on a £900 Louis Vuitton handbag which is now ingrained with the smell. The handbag's owner demands that you pay for it. What to do, oh what to do?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The fastest-growing restaurant chain in the US for the past three years is ... [drum roll please] .... Jersey Mike's Subs. Who?
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(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
Melania Trump says her focus as FLOTUS would be to end bullying through social media. That's the joke
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Take a deep breath. Relax your shoulders. Think of the sweet release granted by your inevitable demise. Now, nail that three-pointer from the line"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a Flying Spaghetti Monster, then he's probably composed of 'su filindeu,' the rarest pasta in the world, made by only three women on the planet
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Schools locked down over active-mauler threat after bear steals a student's Hot Pocket. When will America end its deadly fascination with the right to arm bears?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid and doing handbrake drifts on the edge of a 150-foot cliff is no way to go throu ... never mind
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
What if Trump threw a rally and no one came?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (11/2): Hillary Clinton makes her comic book debut in Faith #5. Trump still ordered to stay out of Riverdale
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump rape accuser cancels press conference due to threats
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This 2004 article will explain to you that a write-in vote usually just makes more work for the poor sap who has to throw out all the votes for Drew Curtis, or, you know, whomever you'd prefer over the major candidates
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(Fark)
 
 
 
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: / All mimsy were the borogoves, / And the mome raths outgrabe. Possibly, because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, Mome Rath edition
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 4-A starts with Napoli @ Besiktas @1:45. All other games begin @3:45 EDT including PSG@Basel, Barca@Citeh, Rostov@Athletico, Munich@PSV. Day 4-B has Leverkusen@Spurs, Sporting@Dortmund, Leicester@Kobenhavn, etc. This is your UCL thread
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"Somehow, Vladimir Putin has mysteriously transformed from being a guy we can deal with, no sort of threat, to the devilish figure secretly tearing America apart"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of Heathrow's 25,000 noise complaints in the last three months were made by the same 10 people
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
GOP holds "secret meeting" to overthrow Paul Ryan, fails to grasp the concept of "secret meeting" since everyone in DC knew about it
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Have no fears of a tsunami...the State of Washington has a big orange ball to help you float your way through the flood
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Unexpected release of closed case files on Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich by FBI through twitter. Score update: FBI 2; WikiLeaks 0
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Belated Smackdown thread. Still guaranteed to get more posts than a NBA Finals thread plus a World Series thread. All hail James Ellsworth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two teams ranked above only women's basketball team you've ever heard of. This business will get out of control -- It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wedding couple sneak off to a risqué photo shoot without thinking their cunning plan all the way through (with "oh my" not safe for work pic)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How have we gotten through an entire debate cycle, without a single candidate addressing the pressing matter of Global Weirding?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's what happens to airplanes when they're too old to fly. "Sometimes, the soon-to-be-scrapped planes yield unexpected surprises - like the $4 million worth of cocaine that company engineers found stashed inside an airplane bathroom"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Halloween isn't over until you've seen the Obamas dance to Thriller. And who says the President isn't white?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Patriots are on top again, and the Cowboys become the new team in second place. Even the ESPN writers admit their rankings make no sense in their comments on several teams. It's your Week 9 Power Rankings thread
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Florida man throws glass eye at doctor and nurse. With 'I see what you did there' mugshot
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you picked "three games" for DeMarcus Cousins to get his first fine this season, step forward and claim your prize
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Father out hunting with with his three kids manages to shoot two of them with one shot. The third one had to make do with a cut on the hand
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Don't move. Don't even breathe. It's right behind you... it's the Fark Halloween Stories thread. THE STORIES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE COMMUNITY
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Influence)
 
 
 
Anthony Weiner's five steps to making your sex addiction threaten the Free World
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(Time)
 
 
 
Take a break from all the politics and watch this 8-year-old autistic kid nail the Thriller dance
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell clears up that confusing Evil Dead movie timeline and suggests how you should watch all three movies. Kinda. Sorta
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The FBI views itself as a crimefighter...agents think of their political bosses at DOJ as social tinkerers who are obsessed with the Black Lives Matter movement, transgender bathroom breaks and the like; that they really don't 'get' law enforcement"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a classic division rival game between the Vikings and Bears. Will the Bears summon the magic of the Cubbies and win this game? Or will the Vikings sail their way to victory? It is your Monday Night football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sony finally puts the PS3 out of its misery: "There's no sign that Sony will stop giving PS3 owners free old games through PS+, but without first-party support for new titles, owners of the legacy console don't have much to look forward to any more"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL to push for 18 regular season games. Players Association concerned about potential knee injuries to Colin Kaepernick having to kneel through two additional National Anthems
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Real-life Indiana Jane dons pink bikini and surfs through world's largest grave filled with millions and millions of skeletons in the catacombs of Paris... just in time for Halloween
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
You can take away the function keys, and I really don't care. You can take away a full USB port, and I will care a lot, but if you remove the startup chime, we're through
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You know that trick where you confuse your dog by pretending to throw a ball? Apparently that works on Chris Christie too
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best drone footage of the weekend is this Uber driver racing through rising sea tides to rescue a stranded Buddhist monk. And failing
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Dolores and William head for Pariah while The Man in Black has a meeting with Doctor Ford to try and discover the secrets of the the maze. And just who is the young boy? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How will Rick, Maggie, and Carl deal with the aftermath of Negan's head games? Will Darryl escape his captors? Will the gang face a lady or a tiger? Find out in The Well. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can Carson Wentz step up and show Dak Prescott why he was picked in the first round and not the fourth, or will the Cowboys simply clip the Eagles wings? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
NASA's 'intruder alert' program spots asteroid about to fly through Earth's neighborhood, confuses aficionados of vintage video games
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ice Pirates make gains, leading to the Templars of Mithra to vow revenge
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will stop the U.S. Postal Service from throwing the election to Crooked Hillary"
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record for most rounds of golf walked in a year, and it's only October: "Ten-point-three-million steps, 1.25 million calories and just over 5,200 miles. That's New York to L.A. and back and then some, to put it into perspective"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half-naked mother-of-three is arrested for chasing cars in Tennessee while wearing clown makeup. Why yes alcohol was involved
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with Arsenal at the Stadium of Light at 7:30 AM ET. It gets better at 10 with United and...Burnley? Okay...Spurs and Leicester? Cherries @ Boro? Maybe 'Pool at Palace at 12:30. Sunday has Saints & Blues. This is your weekend EPL Thread
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So far, the Cubs have been shut out twice in three games, and now they have to face Corey Kluber, he of the 0.74 ERA in October ... who's pitching on only three days rest. This is why we love the game. World Series, Game 4, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago couple going through divorce forced to go to court over the last thing they ever thought would matter: Cubs World Series tickets
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials aren't really cheap, they're just thrifty ...cause they're broke
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Halloween Farktography thread is up, but since we have to wait for the Halloween Scary Story thread, here's something to tide you over: the Halloween Caturday thread
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three charged in unrelated voter fraud cases. One perpetrator was rigging the election in favor of Hilla...weed? Ah, man. Why didn't you say so, man? That's righteous
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 71 years, the World Series returns to Wrigley. Cubs have 108 years of failure and a goat to overcome. Will Hendricks out-pitch Tomlin? Why can Kyle Schwarber play? It's your Game 3 World Series Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's legal team wants the case thrown out because he is legally blind and cannot see his accusers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Legal wizzes to determine which bathroom it's legal to whiz in
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
'Clown Lives Matter' rally cancelled amid threats of violence
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: No, not a trick. There really is a Food Thread this week and it's all about tasty treats for Halloween. Do you make anything festive for parties or for the kids? It doesn't even need to be pumpkin-based
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gators, sharks, pythons, brain-eating amoebas, poisonous lionfish - Why not throw in some dirty, stinky monkeys?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just another children's beauty pageant - the lavish costumes, the nervous parents, the three-year-old with a fake tan
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More popular than a dark elf mime, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Crysis, Crysis Warhead and MOH:PA hit GOG. What have you been playing this week? And, as a sidenote, what was the last game(s) you bought? Pull up a chair
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Breakthrough in Neural Grafting using nano-electrodes will lead to advances in neuroscience, as well as Mind-Machine Interface, if Subby recalls his Alpha Centauri tech tree correctly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jaguars and Titans square in this Thursday Night thriller. Do you think the mustard-colored uniforms of the Jaguars are ugly? Will it be Blake Bortles or Marcus Mariota that leads his team to victory? Kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET on NFL Network
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If you didn't live through the 1980s, then you have no idea how terrifying the phrase 'Garfield suction-cup window doll' still is to those of us who did. THEY. WERE. EVERYWHERE
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
News: Clarence Thomas gives an speech. Not News: about the public's declining trust in our civic institutions like the Supreme Court Fark: at a Gala dinner thrown by an ultra-right wing think tank in his honor
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dethroned Melmacian prince, Ted Cruz, vows to stop The Clin-ton's selections to the Humon Council of Supreme Judgement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta releases new app to track your luggage, letting you see in real-time when it falls off the cart, gets run over by the catering truck, wins second place in the bag handler's free-throw competition, and finally arrives in Antarctica
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On the record, Trump campaign lays out their final election strategy: "We have three major voter suppression operations under way"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cutting through 300-pound test string with your bare hands is not only a good party trick, but could also be pretty useful in certain situations
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer's wife accidentally threw away his game worn no-hitter jersey from 2015, thinking it was trash. Behold Mad Max
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study announces breakthrough in care of children with autism. Which is good, because not everybody can afford to hire a ridiculous team of Scorpion supergeniuses to overthink simple problems every week
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Science Fiction)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (10/26): You can read Civil War 2 #6, or you can just read last weeks Immortal Iron Man #1 if you wanted the ending spoiled by an incompetent publisher
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The average British soap opera is racking up more on-screen deaths lately than Game of Thrones
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch Corey Kluber strike out eight Cubs through three innings in one historic GIF
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks is here to try and thrill us in 'Inferno,' and it's only got me missing David S. Pumpkins again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian naval power on full display as their coal powered carrier begs for fuel in Spain after squeezing under a Danish bridge and skulking through the English channel
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
With no success in four downs leading him stuck at the plate after three strikes, Tim Tebow looks to his next great failure: GOP Frontman. Let's all take a knee and pray
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump advisor Don Scavino Jr. threatens Megyn Kelly after she made Trump and the misogynist wing of the GOP look like idiots, saying on Twitter, "Watch what happens to her after this election is over"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need to write. I need to write. I need to write. No time to write a Fark headline, I need to write write write. *scampers away* THIS is your Fark Writers Thread, "mad hatter" edition
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Heathrow, one of the world's busiest airports, plans to build another runway directly over one of Britain's busiest highways. This is gonna be fun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I traveled with our 3-month-old to visit his family; we went to lunch and my baby was hungry so I discreetly began to nurse. My mother-in-law freaked out and threw a car seat canopy over me. Isn't that an overreaction?"
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Cleveland fan gave up his seat on his flight from LAX so that Kenny Lofton could make it to the stadium to throw out the first pitch. Lessons learned? Indians fans are the best, and Lofton should have someone else book his travel arrangements
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(Newstalk)
 
 
 
Take one part Megyn Kelly, two parts Newt Gingrich, and three parts Fox News. Stir them all together and you'll have a great, big heaping mass of raw Facepalm
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Some might be interested to hear that there are two Zelda Fitzgerald biopics being developed. Others might be interested that one of them is being written by a member of the X-men for a former X-man to star in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just threatened the Vice President of the United States
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Tue October 25, 2016
(West Central Tribune)
 
 
 
Former mayor pleads guilty to burglarizing current mayor, but says firing a gun through his sunroof was justified because corpses were chasing him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The latest revelations from Wikileaks: Someone with the Clinton Campaign wanted to throw a staff party for Hillary campaign workers in September 2015 as appreciation for their hard work. No, seriously, that's the revelation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama is not like her husband, she doesn't like the thrill of campaigning or going out and stumping for a candidate. Then Donald "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" Trump showed up, and the game changed entirely
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Drunk 22-year-old man on a lawnmower threatens police with a knife and uses his son a human shield. The only way this story could be more Indiana is if he was wearing a Pacers jersey. (Link has mugshot goodness)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British Renault driver pulled over for driving 129 mph. When questioned, he told officers he was rushing home to keep his McDonald's drive-thru meal from getting cold, particularly the chips which are just so nasty when lukewarm, am I right?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Terrific tops the totem, Bosa's Bolts bounce, and Case Keenum sucks. This is your Week 8 NFL Power Rankings Thread®
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What crazy food eating or throwing contest would you like to see?
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor bars state workers from wearing flip flops and bare midriffs. Three tooth minimum remains in place
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Finally a cure for jet lag that doesn't include three Bloody Marys, two Ambiens, and a visit from a hooker working the airport hotel circuit
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Mon October 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The anticipation for this matchup is a mile high, as the Texans take on the Broncos. Will Brock Osweiler tear it up on his old team? Or will the Broncos win another one at home? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO promises to not mess with the "culturally significant" journalism of CNN if its acquisition of Time Warner goes through. Well, that's the easiest promise in the world to make
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, In a twist no one saw coming Kara has to protect Wonder Woman from an otherworldly threat as xenophobia threatens to further divide National City. (CW 8ET)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will Paul Heyman say with his client BROCK LESNAR? Will Chris Jericho turn on Kevin Owens in the Triple Threat match? Will Braun Strowman run through Sami Zayn like a Bronco? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A showdown between Russia and the U.S. increasingly looks as unavoidable as "The Hunt for Red October" memes in this thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Christopher Marlowe now considered a co-writer on three of Shakespeare's Henry VI plays
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a supermarket shelf near you: Girl Scout Cookie cereal. Coming soon after: punches thrown after some SONOFABIATCH eats the last bowl of Thin Mints
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kellyane Conway says that Trump labeling the woman who have accused him of sexual assault as "liars" and threatening to sue them is just him "defending himself", unlike when Hillary attacked her husband's accusers which was the Worst Thing Ever
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Iraq just banned the sale and consumption of alcohol. Iraq is a direct threat to the American way of life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
An expanding threat from Meal Team 6, the inherent risk of being a bricklayer, and Chancellor Gorkon in jeopardy: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/16 - 10/22
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wikileaks completes turn towards villainy, issues threats to breach privacy of individual Clinton campaign employees
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are three things that are killing McDonald's, and you might think that $15 a hour minimum wage is a bad idea after all once you read this
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Steve Bartman should throw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists make breakthrough in male contraception, with a compound that almost immediately renders sperm unable to swim and could be administered via nasal spray. Some guy is reading this with an ice pack on his crotch and is pissed
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Sun October 23, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How will Dolores get along with William and Logan? Will the MiB discover more about the maze? Given the dead are back, some discussion may be delayed a bit. This is your Westworld, episode 4, "Dissonance Theory" discussion thread at 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The wait is finally over, and Negan goes to bat against Rick's group of survivors. Who lives? Who dies? Who will be forever disarmed? Which viewers won't be back? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC [SPOILERS]
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a duel in the desert with the Seahawks visiting the Cardinals. Will Russell Wilson perform his magic or will Carson Palmer be able to air it out? Are you just hoping it is a good game? It is your Sunday Night NFL thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Worst hotel in Australia up for sale. This "festering flophouse" comes with drug dealers, murders and shirtless guests yelling abuse at passers-by while throwing buckets of water at them: "You'd be better off sleeping on a tram"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I like the look of three piece suits, and one of the department stores in town is having a sale on them. When is it appropriate to wear them?
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
SHOCKING PROOF that Hillary was relying on a secret hidden TelePrompTer in her podium at all three debates. This is finally the evidence we have all been waiting for that will spell doom for her campaign once and for all
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton has the pole and needs Rosberg to have trouble to get back into the championship hunt. If you like parades instead of big ones, join us for the Formula 1 United States Grand Prix discussion thread at 3 PM ET on NBC
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(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
How burglar-proof is your place? Why not hire a reformed burglar to test it out? "It took him just three minutes to break into my house"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pull up a stool and let's have a drink or three at the best Irish bar in the world ...which just happens to be in NYC
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You may have a meth problem if you live in Nebraska and after not sleeping in three days find yourself yelling at a hotel receptionist in Florida about not getting any food because you think she's a counselor and the hotel is a rehab center
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spurs travel to Bournemouth to being the weekend at 7:30 am ET. The main bunch of games showcase Stoke@Hull, Sunderland@West Ham. Baggies in Anfield at 12:30. Sunday has the interesting matches starting at 8:30. This is your weekend EPL Thread
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel is sued for $350,000 for trashing a Hollywood mansion. Fortunately, a lot of the valuables were not damaged as he was trying to wreck the place by throwing things around
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