Headlines matching 'THR'
Tue June 18, 2013
Mon June 17, 2013
Sun June 16, 2013
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Which Miami team will show up tonight: the Dominating Big Three or the Missing Men? Will the Spurs reassert their utterly bland control of the Finals? These questions and more tonight at 8pm. Heat vs Spurs, Game 5, ABC |
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The full list of Daytime Emmy winners has been released, and Kevin Clash got three for his performance as a puppeteer of a beloved character on a revered children's show outed by a sex scandal |
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America has become a three-fold dystopia of Matrix, Orwellian, and Huxleyan ideals, claims columnist who clearly has never been to a true dystopia, like Turkey, the Sudan, Florida, or Iran |
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Addicted to junk food? It could be because of one of these three reasons. Now try to lay off the pork rinds for a while, sir |
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Can Lefty get the birthday present he's always wanted, and on Father's Day no less? Or will he be a bridesmaid for a record sixth time? It's your U.S. Open Final Round discussion thread, Noon, NBC |
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Hell hath no fury like a minivan mom scorned: After knife-wielding robber appeared from the third-row seats and threatened to hurt her two young children if she didn't give him $200, mom goes ballistic, punches guy, and runs him over as he fled |
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Getting DUIs on your motorized shopping cart is no way to go through life, Grandpa |
Sat June 15, 2013
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Don't know if weird or stupid- That Michael Jackson's ghost makes a statement while being channelled through Lionel Ritchies ex-wife, or that a judge in California has accepted this as legal evidence. Why yes, money IS involved |
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, no longer weighed down by the pressures of office, now free to pursue his lifelong dream of reaching five foot three |
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Fancy new off-campus college housing now makes it possible for snowflakes to be at the gym in 2.6 minutes; meanwhile, the violin being played for student-loan debtors just got three sizes smaller |
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Can anyone get around Merion under par? Does the USGA completely hate golfers? Will the weather finally cooperate enough to get everyone through in one day? Find out as the third round of the U.S. Open tees off at Noon on NBC |
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Truck crashes into Wendy's, three sent to hospital. But let's be honest, they were one junior cheeseburger and a chili fries away from being flat-lined there anyway |
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So, whose turn is it to reset the mass shooting clock again? Man shoots his girlfriend and three daughters in Nashville. State-wide manhunt currently under way |
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Chucking police say drunk driver "blew through" roadside check before crashing his car. Get it? 'Blew through." No? This, along with your anger issues, is why you never got to be a cop |
Fri June 14, 2013
Thu June 13, 2013
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Some Beantown resident just spent a bargain $560,000 for a three-story townho.... on wait, scratch that, they spent over half a million on TWO FARKING PARKING SPOTS |
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Fark Food Thread: Cooking for yourself or your friends and family where allergies are a concern? Are peanuts, wheat glutens, or other modern horrors part of your routine to avoid? Show us the recipes and help farkers avoid adverse reactions: |
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Convicted felon writes letter thanking the NRA for making it easy for him to obtain guns through their opposition to universal background checks. Stay tuned for the hilarity, for it shall surely ensue |
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The names of "Game Of Thrones" characters according to someone's Dad |
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Heart attack behind the wheel causing a minor car accident? That's a ticketin', times three |
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So three disabled guys make music with their minds thanks to brain wave readers. It's pretty amazing |
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9.0 magnitude megathrust earthquake expected to hit Pacific for the first time in over 10,000 years |
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"No, honestly, I simply lost control of my remote hovering camera drone and accidentally let it record you through your windows" |
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TV viewers finally see through the hype of ESPN's 3D channel |
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So here's something that probably didn't happen in your neighborhood. Not a big deal, just a bear eating a chicken out on a deck in the sunshine. LGT bear, and I'll post it in the thread (Image may be graphic to some) |
Wed June 12, 2013
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Sick kid to use robotic technology to throw out ceremonial first pitch from 1800 miles away. Zack Greinke takes notes from inside his bubble-boy safety chamber |
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Warren Buffett selects a 28 year old blonde to chair three of his largest companies, basing his decision solely on merit. Ms. Britt "takes care of all kinds of things that come up," Mr. Buffett told college students in Omaha last month |
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Game of Thrones is better enjoyed as a great television series rather than a pretty average series of books |
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Kinda news: A suspected gunman is in custody after a standoff with police at a Walmart. Fark: Investigators said they recovered a gun, three chickens, two ducks and three parakeets from his van |
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Vegan restaurant's $225 tasting menu wows humble vegetarian with 22 courses over three-plus hours. "It was apparent that vegetables (and, in this instance, fungi) were killing it in the lead role. It's just a bigger-budget film than what I prefer" |
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Why privacy matters even when you have nothing to hide. This is also why we have curtains and bathroom doors that lock |
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Ariel Castro doesn't know who kidnapped three Ohio women and held them hostage in his basement for years, but it definitely wasn't him |
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So, it turns out that the Jewish state is tight with giving money as foreign aid, but is "the biggest importer of philanthropy money in the world" |
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Jay Cutler says it will take him three years to learn the Bears' new offense |
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Guy intervenes when cretins pull the "fire in the hole" at McDonald's drive-thru, gets Quarter-Pounded |
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Mother Jones interviews a climate troll and has him debate a troll slayer. The first comment is a demand from a feminist that MoJo expose MRA trolls, not climate trolls, and the thread never recovers. No one ever figured out who the real troll was |
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Things might get nasti with three møøse on the løøse in Moscow |
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OK climate change shiat just got serious. Weather changes in South America are killing off record coffee bean crops, which could reduce the planet to drinking pencil shavings filtered through a used jockstrap. Or Maxwell House. Same difference |
Tue June 11, 2013
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"In Mother Russia, wheelchair dog rolls you through the flooded street" |
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"Conservatives" that want a country where protesters are thrown in prison, Liberal journalists are jailed or killed, and homosexuality is illegal, I've found your new home |
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Iowa City man arrested with guitar, sword, throwing knives & flask of cocaine after hassling customers at a gas station. Additional charges based on his haircut may be forthcoming |
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Sharing that password to HBO GO with your family members and friends so they can watch "Game of Thrones?" Well, that's identity theft, and you're going to Federal Prison. Coming next: Lifelock for HBO GO accounts |
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In the wake of the see-through Yoga pants "scandal", the CEO of Lululemon is stepping down, which is seen by industry analysts as a classic CYA manuever by the company |
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Bomb Threat to multiple buildings on the campus of Princeton University--evacuation currently in progress |
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Game of Thrones explained where true power comes from in its season finale...or something about Tywin being a bad ass |
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A contender for "biggest douche of the year" phones in bogus threat to a Newtown, Ct elementary school |
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Odds of sequel to 'Dumb and Dumber' being filmed are now one in a million...SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE |
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The woman who threw the eggs at Simon Cowell? Yes, she's hot ... but there's much more |
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HBO decided to give the go-ahead to Game of Thrones after someone had to be at the gym in 26 minutes |
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Peter Dinklage doesn't watch Game of Thrones. He doesn't even have HBO. "If I wanted to watch re-runs of 'In Bruges,' I'd just fire up my dvd player" |
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Kuwaiti woman jailed for 11 years for. A) Public nudity. B) Driving. C) Tweeting that the nation's ruler should be overthrown |
Mon June 10, 2013
Sun June 09, 2013
Sat June 08, 2013
Fri June 07, 2013
Thu June 06, 2013
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Norman Reedus talks about what we can expect from season four of The Walking Dead: "They've found a way to make the zombies scarier" (Spoilers in article for season three) |
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Can The Spurs rip the flanks off of LeBron and The Heat or will Miami prove they are the real dynasty in this 'Game of Thrones'? It's your game 1 NBA Finals thread starting tonight (9:00 PM ET, ABC) |
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U.S. Judge intercepts "a Hail Mary pass" by the governor of Pennsylvania against the NCAA, and throws the lawsuit out of court |
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Man Of Steel has already grossed $170 million from corporate tie-ins, and here's the final trailer |
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The Church of Scientology is requiring its members to go see After Earth three times each to help boost Will Smith |
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The 13 biggest threats to America |
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Taco Bell rules of etiquette: #8 - If you're not happy with the drinks you ordered, please refrain from throwing them at our employees |
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Study finds that the Northern American hemlock forests are being threatened by an overpopulation of deer whose pee makes the soil too nitrogen-rich for the trees to grow. Gee, if only there was an easy, and tasty, solution to this problem |
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George R. R. Martin reacts to fans reacting to Game of Thrones' Red Wedding |
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NPR: It's ridiculously, absurdly early to talk about 2016 presidential politics. But hell, let's throw together this article about how there's no clear Republican front-runner yet, anyway |
Wed June 05, 2013
Tue June 04, 2013
Mon June 03, 2013
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George R. R. Martin on Game of Thrones: "Oh shiat, I Totally Forgot That Happens" (contains spoilers) |
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Game 7: The Miami LeBron v. The Indiana Pacers. Winner take all. Will Birdman outscore Bosh and Wade? Will Good Lance show up? This is your NBA Eastern Conference Finals thread. No joke-o. Game tips off at 8:30 on TNT |
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Can Curtis Axel make it three duty finishes in a row? What lame trick will Cena pull on Ryberg? Will Ziggler be welcomed back with a burial by Creative? Can anyone stop the Gredunza champions? Find out tonight on RAW (8pm est) |
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Bad: daughter of LA Times sportswriter beats Dwight Howard in free throw contest. Insult to injury: she dropped a "Kobe thinks you're soft" bomb on him |
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Halsey Minor managed to blow through over $200 million in less than five years and is now bankrupt despite being neither a Powerball winner, nor a professional athlete, but the founder of business that sold for over $1.8 billion in 2008 |
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What are the odds of having three different sets of twins? If you guessed 500,000 to 1, come and claim your prize. Oh, and bring some water to spash on the husband's face, he's going to need it |
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Nothing says summer better than kayaking through the smog on the Los Angeles River |
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It's normal after breaking up with a boyfriend to go out and get drunk. It's not normal to get so drunk you try to skip out on a cab fare and throw your panties at the police. "Eat my ass, you f--king pigs" |
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Victor Cruz in talks for a reality TV show, tentatively called "I don't realize that I play in a league of disposable players, and you're not going to remember my name within three years (working title)" |
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Woman busted at Philadelphia airport with cocaine hidden in her shoes. Authorities immediately became suspicious when they saw a woman traveling with only three pairs of heels |
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"I am done with Thrones. Never again will I watch another episode. There's really no need to continue my [HBO] subscription, particularly after the offensive and appalling display the show just put on" (Thread contains spoilers) |
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The GOP is too juvenile to govern, can't make it through puberty |
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A $10m Game of Thrones wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair |
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Guy attempts to review two guns while listening to a speech jammer. Hilarity ensues. This thread should have something for everyone |
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Clearly, the most rational way to get back at your three coworkers for laughing at a practical joke they played on you is to shoot and kill all three of them in cold blood outside a bar |
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College baseball pitchers facing Alex Buccilli still unable to tell if he's actually batting or if he's threatening them with his kung fu |
Sun June 02, 2013
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It's been three years since we last saw Doctor Venture, Hank, Dean, Dr. Orpheus, The Monarch, Brock, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch,so get ready; at Midnight ET, it's the premiere of Venture Bros. Season Five |
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Twenty-nine-year-old teacher arrested after mentoring the hell out of her 16-year-old female student, sometimes mentoring her two or three times a night |
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Being a cunning linguist was the source of Michael Douglas's throat cancer |
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COULD this be Sting's final World Title match? WILL Jeff Hardy be sober for his first match since Lockdown? WHO will Austin Aries teabag tonight? LIVE from Boston, THIS is YOUR TNA Slammiversary XI Discussion Thread (8pm ET on PPV) |
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It's your NHL West Final Game 2 discussion thread: Can Hossa pull another one out of thin air? Will Brown and Kopitar step up to take some pressure off Quick? Find out at 8ET |
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Did this 13-year-old kid get reprimanded for a.) bringing a gun to school, b.) smoking in the bathroom or c.) taking down a knife-wielding bully in a school that doesn't "condone heroics"? |
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A guy chases his dream girl through all our favorite '80s movies |
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It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread |
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Actual headline: "Far-Right Extremists Chased Through London by Women Dressed as Badgers" |
Sat June 01, 2013
Fri May 31, 2013
Thu May 30, 2013
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Fark Food Thread: Do you deglaze the pan and build a sauce for your meal? Make a nice gravy from the drippings of your roast? Add a special twist to give it some punch? What's your secret to taking a good entrée and saucing it up so it shines? |
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Apes get emotional over games of chance, tend to throw controllers and scream high pitched abuse on Xbox Live |
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Mother goes out of her way to help her sons in their hard journey through life. And by 'out of her way', Subby means she's in the morgue because she swallowed their drugs so they wouldn't get caught |
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Newly formed Japan Lolita Association hopes to promote Lolita look around the world. "The aim is to stimulate interest in the famous fashion subculture through various events, including tea parties" where you are invited to take seat over there |
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Rival factions of concertgoers brawl and throw food onstage during debut of cutting-edge artist's new work, forcing ejection of 40 people. Fark: it happened 100 years ago in Paris, and the work in question was Stravinski's ballet "The Rite of Spring" |
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I imagine if you ask East Coasters to describe the South, this video is what runs through their heads |
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You know you've had a good night when throwing bottles of wine at an officer isn't the weirdest part of your evening |
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After killing Bigfoot I was going to throw my tin foil hat away, then the helicopters showed up |
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Grammar Nazi threatens to blow up goverment building with pressure cooker bomb over mispelt sign |
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Three meals a day, medical/dental benefits and a place to stay, all free... AND unemployment, welfare and pension benefits? New Jersey prisons have it all |
Wed May 29, 2013
Tue May 28, 2013
Mon May 27, 2013
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Will John Cena return to celebrate Memorial Day with the troops? Will HHH count us to potato? Will Dolph Ziggler be allowed to return and steal the show? Make sure you handle this thread on the Fark App for Monday Night Raw (8pm EST) |
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An ugly ass red river hoglet, an ugly ass porcupette, three ugly ass lynx kittens, an ugly ass porcupine and two ugly ass wallaby joeys were recently born at Colorado zoo, with pictures and video. That's a lot of ugly ass |
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Naked, on all fours, pulling up grass in someone's yard, grinning and giggling and telling police "Adam and Eve" is apparently no way to go through the weekend, young lady |
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You never want to be in a three-wide situation with a lady and her boyfriend. Least of all in a NASCAR race |
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Quantum Magnetism observed for the first time. No idea what that involves, but apparently it has something to do with bulbous red and blue arrows spreading fairy dust as they float through graph paper valleys |
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If you stole a bottle of cypermethrin in Scotland, police would like you to know it doesn't contain meth, even though its name does. And oh, by the way, you really, really shouldn't ingest it |
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All ready for Memorial Day, New York? Got your hot dogs? Beer? Plows ready to remove that three feet of snow? Yo, what's that last one again? |
Sun May 26, 2013
Sat May 25, 2013
Fri May 24, 2013
Thu May 23, 2013
Wed May 22, 2013
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The 1990 Captain America film has been released on Blu-Ray. And someone has actually sat through it and wrote a review on the horrible attempt at turning Steve Rogers into a marketable franchise |
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Will the Miami Heat blow the Indiana Pacers off the court tonight, or will the Pacers beat the Heat and tease everyone into thinking they have a shot before the Heat beat 'em in 5? The answers and more in tonight's thread (8:30 eastern, TNT) |
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Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process |
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String theory may limit threat from Boltzmann brains - conscious entities that randomly pop into existence in outer space |
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The Lingerie Football League was trying to rebrand itself into a more professional and family friendly league... So, how's that working out? Well, here's one coach publically threatening to fark one of his players in the face |
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Heavy metal's answer to the Three Tenors is pure win: Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson and Geoff Tate team up to perform 'The One You Love to Hate' live |
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Game of Thrones brings increased tourism to Croatia, Iceland, and Morocco. Your dragon wants steak |
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Madonna wears a sweatshirt with an AK-47 on it, which is the most controversial thing you'll see all day from a woman going through menopause |
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WaPo fact checker gives three "Pinocchios" to the doctored Benghazi emails claim. Proving once and for all that we cannot trust a single soul within a 50 mile radius of D.C |
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"If you're going to act like Nellie Olsen, you're going to dress like Nellie Olsen." Mom punishes bully daughter by making her wear thrift store clothes. With Before and After shots |
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Sami Bouzaglo, co-owner of Amy's Baking Company, faces deportation after it's learned he has convictions for.....wait for it.....extortion, threats and drug distribution. Meow |
Tue May 21, 2013
Mon May 20, 2013
Sun May 19, 2013
Sat May 18, 2013
Fri May 17, 2013
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Want to take pictures with a telephoto lens through your neighbors' windows without being arrested or labelled a "creep"? Be an artist and offer the pictures for sale |
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Fat, high on crack and stupid is no way to go through life... uh... Mr. Mayor |
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Woman robbed under threat of evil spirits |
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Pool thread |
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That company that let rich moms hire disabled guides to pose as family members in order to skip Disney World lines? The IRS revoked its tax-exempt status for failing to file tax records or financial reports for the past three years |
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Not news: 9-year-old girl throws out the ceremonial MLB first pitch. News: It's the dustiest first pitch you'll see this year |
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Bus drivers top list of workers most likely to be obese, have hot redheaded wives they keep threatening to send to the moon |
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Pentagon estimates that only one in four of today's 18-year-olds are fit for military service. The other three have finally achieved what their grandfathers from the Vietnam generation could only dream about |
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Now, I don't know much about this Silvio Berlusconi fella's politics, but any guy who throws a "Bunga Bunga" party featuring a stripping nun can't be all bad |
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Man takes PCP, shoots childhood friend in the head, strips naked, climbs hook-and-ladder truck, shouts profanities, threatens to kill everyone, climbs down, gets tasered. The Aristocrats |
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School threatens to fire 24-year-old teacher's assistant because she's: A) sleeping with students, B) sending naked pics to students, C) eating her homemade organic lunches in front of the students |
Thu May 16, 2013
Wed May 15, 2013
Tue May 14, 2013
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Knicks try to even up the series against the Pacers in Indianapolis while the Warriors will see if they can assert themselves in San Antonio against the Spurs. It's your NBA playoff thread, brought to you by our lord and savior, Mario Chalmers |
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A blast that killed three people in Benghazi was caused by fishing explosives that detonated accidentally, not a car bomb as originally thought. Fishing explosives?? |
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One year after winning the team's first title in 44 years, and taking the team to second place this year, Manchester City fires coach Roberto Mancini. Bonus: he had four years remaining on his contract. Also, this is your stealth midweek EPL thread |
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Three 'will eat your face off someday' bear cubs rescued after mother found dead |
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Elected county official says 'Save the Confederate money, the south will rise again' during budget meeting. His career will now resemble Georgia after General Sherman passed through |
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PSA: Volcanoes have a threat level, and Mexico just raised one to Yellow 3 (which is one level below Brown 1) |
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"Yes, lying in a steaming tub with a bottle of Kahlua and ignoring the children's knocks on the bathroom door all afternoon is not the most mature coping strategy. So stipulated, your honor" |
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Since we knew from the first thread that nobody would care about the Mother's Day shooting in New Orleans, here's some footage of the shooting and the crowd scattering |
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Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics) |
Mon May 13, 2013
Sun May 12, 2013
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Game of Thrones won't stop for Mother's Day, and tonight's episode, The Bear and the Maiden Fair, is written by George R.R. Martin himself. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO |
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The Warriors (3:30 EST, ABC) are desperate to avoid falling into a 3-1 hole, and they'll be on their home court as they make their stand. It's your game 4 NBA playoffs discussion thread |
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Efforts to push through a solid, sustainable bill on education reform are being stymied ... because of parents who insist on homeschooling their children |
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Can Wigan stay in the league? Can Spurs not choke the CL away at the end? Can Villa pull one last rabbit from their hat? All this plus City's (maybe Mancini's) last shot at silverware and more in your EPL/Fergie Retirement Party/FA Cup Final thread |
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Ranking all the comic book films based on an aggregate data from Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, and IMDB user ratings. Can you guess the three films that are actually rated worse than Superman IV? |
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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. It's a very special Blossom episode of Livingston Stapler Company Presents, about three and a half hours of music hosted live by a farker. LGT stream |
Sat May 11, 2013
Fri May 10, 2013
Thu May 09, 2013
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Night 10 playoff hockey: Only three tonight, thanks Nucks... Can the Pens to fend off the Isles? Can the Sens or Black Hawks eliminate their opponents? Will any of these games have bonus hockey? 7, 7, and 9:30 eastern for the answers to the right |
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Fark Food Thread: How do you make the most of seasonal fruit? Is there a recipe you wait all year to put to use when the right goodies come into season? What other fruit-focused recipes will wow us? |
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WHO will join Sting and Kurt Angle vs Aces & Eights? WILL Bad Influence troll their way to a Tag Title shot? IS AJ Styles going to start cutting himself to My Chemical Romance? LIVE from Tupelo, THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling thread. (8pm ET on Spike) |
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Long before spring break, there was Splash Day in Galveston, TX. "I came here all the way from New York - and I got arrested. What a thrill. My mother will disown me. But so what. Now my life is complete ....., |
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I mean, what's the deal with the accents on Game of Thrones? You've got Danes playing Southerners, Irishmen playing Geordies, and god knows what Peter Dinklage is playing at |
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Because the Cleveland kidnapping case wasn't weird enough already, FBI finds suicide note Ariel Castro wrote in 2004. CNN still unable to verify if he went through with it or not |
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♫It seems I had to fight my whole campaign through. Some 'bagger would giggle and I'd shiat the bed, And some 'Dem would laugh and I'd BENGHAZI his head, I tell ya, politics ain't easy for a boy named "Lindsey." ♫ |
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