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Tue October 17, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Asshole threatens taint
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 3 and the highlighted matches include Spurs at Madrid, Monaco vs Besiktas, Napoli at Man Ciy, Maribor & Liverpool. Wednesday has PSG at Anderlect, Man United at Benfica. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EDT. This is THE CHAMPIONS thread
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles has determined, through a series of assumptions and random words plucked from the Breitbart word cloud, that the Las Vegas terror attack was perpetrated by a Top Secret Government Death Squad
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is pulling your laptop out of your carry-on bag your favorite part of going through airport security? It is? You're definitely going to want to fly through BWI, then
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No wonder subby never gets funnied in Fark threads, apparently funny people have higher IQs
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Three coal-fired power plants generating more than 4,000 MW to be shut down by the end of 2018 in the God-forsaken, over-regulated, job-killing hell-hole of....Texas
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Mon October 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the absence of Andrew Luck continue to haunt the Colts? Will Marcus Mariota have a field day for the Titans? Who will win between these two divisional 2-3 foes? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:30pm ET, ESPN
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too disgusted with the so-called president today that no creative headline is coming. Screw him and his supporters. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time thread. (8PM EDT)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
One week after the Trump administration reversed the Clean Power Plan and vowed again to end the "war on coal", energy company Luminant announces plans to close three coal plants
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's season finale of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the show's new threat is introduced and Junkie Depp attempts to be a force to be reckoned with but, y'know, the drugs [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Baggies head to the KP to face Leicester. Both teams desperate for a win, with the Baggies hoping to move into the top half while the Foxes want out of the relegation zone. This is your Premier League MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 pm EDT
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: Game of Thrones actor dies. News: In real life. RIP - Roy Dotrice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Three possibilities in October make skyrocketing oil prices an inevitability
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest threats to Trump in the Mueller probe are Spicer and Priebus, two men who were utterly humiliated by their former boss and have nothing to lose at this point
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp has started popping pills again. Alicia has become a cold-blooded killer. Will Madison be able to repair her family? What is Strand hiding? What is the mystery threat? It's a double-sized season finale. Fear the Walking Dead 9pm ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the bruised and battered Giants find a way to win? Or will the Broncos trample all over them? Is your excitement for the game a mile high? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET, NBC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Slowly but surely, Theresa May's repeated threats that Britain could walk away from Brexit negotiations with no deal are generating the pressure needed to cause a game-changing shift in the talks
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
24 Candles
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Jets or Patriots take 1st in the AFC East? Can the Chiefs remain undefeated? Is Derek Carr healthy enough to face the Chargers' D? THIS is YOUR 2017 NFL: Week 6 Discussion Thread (Kickoff @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We find ourselves in the North West for a rousing derby at 7:30am ET. Following the main batch of games at 10, Arsenal visit Watford for 12:30 kickoff. Sunday action starts at 8:30 in Brighton. This is your weekend EPL Discussion thread
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's something you don't see every day: A group of psychologists marching through the streets of New York, calling for the removal of a sitting president
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's the second Saturday of the NHL season and all but three teams play. Can the Leafs scoring finally get it done at the Bell Centre? Can the Preds slow down the soaring Hawks? Sabres or Yotes get their first wins? First pucks @ 7pm ET
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Company uses cool optical illusion floor tiles to discourage people from running through its hallway
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some of the big college football games include TCU @ KSU, the Red River Shootout and Alabama @ Arkansas. Will your team cruise to the thrill of victory or suffer the agony of defeat? First,games kickoff at Noon ET
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
In Ponyville, pies are Serious Business, and when Pinkie Pie thinks she sees Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, you got to know there is something wrong. It's My Little Pony - Secrets and Pies this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker still swinging his meat, unloads on Trump for trying to "castrate" Tillerson over tense situation that is threatening to blow up in all our faces
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Looks like Marvel has decided to go really dark with this New Mutant movie. It also includes the other Stark sister from Game of Thrones Maisie Williams as the mutant Wolfsbane
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A self-confessed fornicator and sexual harasser, who was unfaithful to three wives and has children by three different baby-mommas and says he's never once asked God to forgive anything he's done, give a "hero's welcome" at Christian voters summit
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In case you think Trump's threats against the press are all bluster, please notice that the FCC Chairman he appointed has yet to comment on or disavow Trump's comments
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will NBC drop the bomb? Will Trump nuke LA? Will John Kelly get fired? How will we ever survive? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For those of you who are superstitious and even for those of you who are not, "How many Friday the 13ths have you lived through?", assuming you make it until midnight. (w handy calculator)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values' says President who threatened to pull aid away from the needy in Puerto Rico, and who just signed an Executive order whose effect will be to deny healthcare coverage to the poor and sick
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just video of a scenic drive through a BURNING HIGHWAY of California in the middle of the night, escaping with your lives in the hellscape. (Also check out the photo gallery of before and after pics)
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as nostalgic as getting an actual game box and manual it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week a new DLC launches for Grim Dawn. What have you been playing? Cuphead? PUBG? Shadow of War? Tell us. Side note: What are your favourite genres?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So far this month, Weinstein's lawyer has resigned, he's been fired from his own company, BAFTA suspended his membership, New York City & London police are investigating him, and his wife has left him. And it's not even half way through October
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump throws a fit once someone explains "his" policies to him, episode 27: Donald learns that eliminating a trillion-dollar tax deduction might raise people's taxes by as much as a trillion dollars
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the UK was hit by its worst storm since 1703. It was a big deal for us as we just didn't get hurricanes 'round these parts, plus the bloke on the telly said we weren't getting one. Subby slept through the whole thing
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(Independent)
 
 
 
GOP members of Congress know Trump is batshiat crazy. But are waiting to get the tax bill through before starting impeachment proceedings
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Leopard breeders now feel guilty about thrusting their face-eating machine upon America and the world
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kiwis have suggestions on giving your new puppy the best start with you in their new home. Strangely absent, tips on dealing with living upside-down. Here is your Woofday Wednesday puppy-loving thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Cubs keep their hopes of a repeat championship alive? Or will the Washington Nationals dash their hopes and be on the way to L.A.? It is your NLDS Game 5 thread, the first pitch is at 8:08pm ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We're out of UNESCO, a terrible health care EO was signed, FEMA has to leave Puerto Rico, and goddamn this administration and everything they represent. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Attractive and successful European-Americans? Researchers find that mutations that caused "white" skin originated in Africa. In unrelated news: All three Alt-right asses who actually read "Science" expected to jump out a high window
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Red Wings welcome back "banned for life" Canadian who tossed the 1st octopus on ice at Little Caesar's Arena, book-ending his previous accomplishment: "since I threw the last one at the Joe(Louis Arena), I had to try"
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(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, Thanksgiving is coming soon, but turkey can be enjoyed all year long. Besides.. what if you don't want a whole bird? Faires may be closing up but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a mighty fine leg or breast at home, right?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Saw: before the sequels jumped the reverse bear-trap, it was a terrific mystery about two guys trapped in a bathroom
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin has drink-throwing meltdown on NYC street, or as locals refer to it: a day of the week ending in 'Y'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Having scraped through the bottom of the idea barrel, Hollywood has decided a Settlers of Catan movie is a good idea
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today in Fark's media outreach program (details in thread)
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians lose postseason series after opponent wins three straight. This is not a repeat from a year ago
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three weeks after Hurricane Maria, only 16 percent of Puerto Ricans regret being able to read the President's Twitter feed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hulk get arc in three future Marvel movies. Hulk accept he can't headline own feature after puny Ang Lee wreck Hulk character with CGI, everyone laugh at Hulk
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is refusing to follow through on the sanctions passed by Congress? I'm shocked. Shocked. Well, not that shocked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share the funny bon mots you contributed to Fark threads way too late in the discussion to get votes. Claim what is rightly YOURS
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Intoxicated on call, involved in a kneeling during anthem argument at Denny's with a SWAT Car full of guns is no way to go through life son. Difficulty: Baltimore
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boiling river of wine / Sweet Jesus / Boiling river of wine / Flowing through a cha-arred winery / Boiling river of wine
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops continues to attack the press and threatens to strip NBC of its license, California is burning, Puerto Rico still needs help, and it's only Wednesday. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, and it starts here at 8PM EDT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Take a writer away from his typewriter and all you have left is the sickness that started his writing in the first place." -Charles Bukowski. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'why is the room spinning and where's my typewriter' edition
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Breaking Bad" homeowners forced to put up fence because tourists keep throwing pizzas on their roof
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt threatened to give Weinstein a "Missouri whooping" for harassing his then-girlfriend Paltrow. No word if he also was going to collect his scalp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's shortest IQ test can embarrass most Daily Fail readers with just three questions
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Toddler needs to tinkle at restaurant, mom hands his bowl from the table for him to pee in instead of taking him to the bathroom, then argues with horrified fellow diners that the restaurant was going to wash it anyway
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
PFT games out the NFL's likely flag edict: Goodell washes his hands, players become the villains, and owners assert their dominance through intimidation
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the oldest restaurants in each state. Have you eaten at any of these places? Are there legends about that place you want to share like if a ghost roams it bathrooms or if a chef keeps a long tradition going there?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Corker-Trump: Round 2: FIGHT, California is burning and Puerto Rico is dying, and the walking diseased liver known as Steve Bannon declares war on the GOP. MSNBC discussion thread starts at 8PM EDT
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When Central City is threatened Cisco decides to release Barry from the Speed Force since mime Wells doesn't speak up in disagreement. (8ET CW) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, The Legends are arrested for breaking time. (CW 9ET)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know all those fantasies you had about Wonder Woman being into girls, and three-ways and whips? Yeah, well for one guy, they weren't fantasies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We must encourage women to report sexual harassment, not threaten or blacklist them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The monthly Chili argument, recipes and screaming about beans on the right, link to last thread on the left. Best chili takes beans and corn, come at me bro
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs, Packers and Falcons hang on to the top three spots, while the Eagles are starting to make waves moving into 4th. Meanwhile, the Giants and Browns are fighting for the #1 pick. It's your week 6 ESPN NFL Power Rankings
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Don't want to pay your restaurant bill? Fake a bomb threat
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Jon Snow is shutting down Game of Thrones production so everyone can attend his wedding to Ygritte. HBO executives quietly passing out daggers
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Head lice lurking in that thrift store Halloween costume? It's more likely than you think
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Quarterback who threw five interceptions blames quarterback who threw five interceptions for loss
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reaction to Pence's publicity stunt, the Corker-Trump feud continues, and Puerto Rico is still struggling mightily despite receiving those beautiful towels. Join us tonight for the MSNBC discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Vikings, Bears, and oh yeah... the new Last Jedi trailer at halftime (OH MY). This is YOUR Monday Night Football thread as the longtime NFC North rivals kick off at 8:30pm ET
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We've got 4 consecutive games today, so we're throwing out the rulebook and combining threads. It's your MLB Divisional Series extravaganza thread. Astros/Red Sox @ 1:08pm, Nats/Cubs @ 4:08pm, Indians/Yankees @ 7:08pm, & Dodgers/D-backs @ 10:08pm ET
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Anthem protests spread from NFL to NHL, as do follow-up racists remarks, death threats against protesters. "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Video shows white student throwing drinks on black men for kneeling during national anthem
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Sun October 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Kareem Hunt run over J.J. Watt and the Texans? Or will Deshaun Watson and his bunch beat the last undefeated team and the 1972 Miami Dolphins can pop the champagne? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With both Boston and New York in 0-2 holes, the Beasts/Leasts of the East will try to stave off elimination today. Astros/Red Sox @ 2:38pm ET, Indians/Yankees @ 7:38pm ET. It's your Sunday ALDS thread
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff refuses to charge Virginia teenagers who held an online discussion about lynching a black classmate because "the intent was not to threaten"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello this is your pilot speaking, here's a 'terrifying' view from our cockpit right now as we go through this cloud to land. Enjoy
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump on his Puerto Rico visit: "They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels.... I was having fun, they were having fun. They said, 'throw 'em to me Throw 'em to me Mr. President" Before you ask, yes, it's a real quote
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In 1975, only three cities had over 10 million people. Now, there are 31 megacities with at least 10 million people, and 10 more are expected to reach that mark in the next decade. No word of when the Judges will begin to patrol them all
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton retain his stunning Saturday speed? Or can Vettel get his title chase back on track with a win? Is the gap too much for Red Bull this time? It's your F1 round 16 thread coming to you from Suzuka, Japan @ Midnight ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because the day ends in 'y,' Trump again threatens war with North Korea
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You are right now traveling through spacetime at exactly the speed of light. Here comes the science presented by some guy who merely co-discovered the Top Quark and contributed to the discovery of the Higgs Boson
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With Columbus Day coming up, will the top teams of the land sail to victory? Or will their hopes of playing in the playoffs be sunk? It is your college football thread, games kick off at Noon ET
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Fri October 06, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Will Kelly bail? Will Sexy Rexy get the boot? Is everyone properly stocked on booze? Will Trumpy kill us all in nuclear fire? HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYBODY This is YOUR MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM EDT
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Give me three reasons why you're demolishing my home." "Rotting garbage, debris and mould"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Kelly leave? Will we have a Sexy Rexignation? Will America ever hope to survive? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation/ Friday news dump thread
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Obviously unbalanced man arrested in airport for making bomb threat in person to TSA agent. "I've got to get this bag checked in before it explodes"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Blackhawks give the Penguins 10 reasons why they might not three-peat as Champions
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Biden predicts 'ripples throughout the country' if Democratic Senate candidate pulls off upset in Alabama Senate race. Makes him want to take road trip to Birmingham in his '77 Trans Am
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as addictive as boarding other ships in Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Cuphead? Battle Chasers Nightwar? Tell us. Side note: What are your favourite gaming mods?
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Thu October 05, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple's new High Sierra "Show Password Hint" feature leaves one of those three words out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Patriots get back to their winning ways against the Buccaneers? Or will the Buccaneers send the Patriots to a losing record? Who will be the fantasy football hero? It's your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on CBS
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran deal may be scrapped, Tillerson and Kelly on shaky ground, bump stocks going going gone, and Trump is still a fool. And yes Puerto Rico is still hurting. Join us tonight for the MSNBC discussion thread. (8PM EDT)
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're ready to indulge, what do you make for yourself? A favorite decadant dessert? Aged steak? Expensive booze? Show us what living the high life (as much as a Farker can) looks like to you
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Amid reports of a meteor streaking through the sky, fire fighters battle blaze on NH mountain. Details sketchy as the military has cordoned off the area. This is not a repeat from 1938
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Normal: 4chan, racist, death threats. Not normal: identified, arrested, charged, in court tomorrow
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Website five thirty eight knows their two two three, three oh eight, and the second
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Advertisers might pull away from networks that grant OJ interview. Revenue could be replaced with infomercials for Ginsu knives, Grill Glove and Oxy-Clean
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what happened all day, internet at work was down therefore all my work hours were spent actually working. Tonight's animal of the thread is the wolf. Come, enlighten me in the nightly Maddow thread, with a dash of Hayes. 8pm EDT
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, naked, drunk, and firing guns in the air IS a way to go through life, at least in Florida
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dolan throws a hissy over subway ads charitably describing the Knicks as "hopeless"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once rescued a dangling participle with only an adverb and a bottle of white-out. He can hyphenate for an entire winter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark writer's thread
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Breaker breaker, little buddy. This is your National CB Day discussion thread
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Rex make good on his plans and bail? Will he announce the bombings will begin in five minutes? Will we stay in NATO? Your guess is as good as mine. THIS is your impromptu Tillerson presser thread (link is live)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As if Las Vegas hasn't suffered enough, Trump plans visit to city today. No word what he'll be throwing to the crowds this time
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Tue October 03, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA astronauts, led by Buzz Aldrin and Scott Kelly, throw shade on B.o.B.'s plan to "prove" the earth is flat by sending up a satellite. The only things missing are the hails of derisive laughter
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vegas is still coping, it's still not the right time to talk about gun control, and Two Scoops throws paper towels at Puerto Ricans. Crazy pills are abundant for all as we join together for the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Still mourning Las Vegas, CBS employee fired for cheering on murder of Trump supporters, President Trump supports Puerto Rico in person, and no one will post in this thread. It's your FOXNews viewapalooza (Tucker/Sean/Dana -Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(Carolina Coast Online)
 
 
 
Coast Guard rescues three near Sea Level, which is where pretty much all their rescues happen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nothing exciting here, folks, just the President throwing around hurricane relief supplies like they're basketballs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock once tried to sue a Las Vegas casino after he slipped and injured himself while walking through the hotel. Well I guess that explains everything
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
This story has it all. Crash through the gate and a pole at the airport. Flee. Lay down in someone's yard, only in your underwear because a snake has crawled up your pants. While traveling from Mississippi to Louisiana to see a voodoo doctor
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Media's coverage of Trump during first 60 days is more negative than last three Presidents. Last three Presidents weren't deranged lunatics. That probably has something to do with it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Now I hate to tell you, Puerto Rico, but you've thrown our budget a little out of whack." Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with this guy?
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(Krispy Kreme)
 
 
 
Subby just had three Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast. What absurdly unhealthy things have you eaten lately?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Three. Three private email accounts ah ah ah
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Looking for a distraction from depressing news? Check out the Cyanide and Happiness adventure game Kickstarter, ending in three days
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(Vox)
 
 
 
White American men are a bigger domestic terrorist threat than Muslim foreigners
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns even need a Shield reunion to beat the Miz-tourage? Does Macho Woman Mickie James stand a chance against Alexamania? Will anyone miss Michael Cole? With a heavy heart for the Vegas victims, this is the WWE Raw thread, 8pm ET on USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too soon to talk about gun control after the Vegas shooting, more bad news for Paul Manafort, and Puerto Rico is still in horrible shape. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of teams with Native American mascots as the Redskins take on the Chiefs. Will Washington pull off the upset? Or will Kansas City stay undefeated? It is your Monday Night Football thread and the fun starts at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook turns in all those ads your brother-in-law shared with you throughout 2016
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will tell us all why now is not the time to talk about gun control, Twitter rants, Russia, or Puerto Rico. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. ("2PM" *wink wink* EDT)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three Americans win Nobel prize in medicine for work with circadian systems. You submitted a headline earlier, you farking morning person
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three people hurt in sausage truck collision. Discussion to the right, links to the left
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least 50 dead, 200 injured in Vegas shooting (thread 2)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who throws a shoe? Honestly
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former NY Congressman Michael Grimm looks at who is president, and decides that a little thing like a tax evasion conviction and threatening to murder a reporter shouldn't be bar to a political comeback
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Larry David returns for the ninth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm after nearly a decade hiatus. The return of the funniest sitcom on television is finally here. It's your Curb Your Enthusiasm Discussion Thread, 10pm ET on HBO
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my mate and I got REALLY drunk and had a threesome with a girl I just met ...and I liked it when he touched me. Am I now gay O_o?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Yeah, hello, 911? I'd like to threaten a judge, please"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Terriers of war as they face Spurs at 7:30 am ET. The main batch features Man United at 10. 12:30 gives us Chelsea & Man City. Sunday action begins at 7:00 with Gunners & Gulls. This is your Weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
In about three months recreational marijuana becomes legal in California and even the state has no idea how it's all going to work
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship contenders bookend the field with Hamilton on the pole and Vettel starting last after engine problems. Storms are in the forecast for the last race at Sepang. This is your Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 3am ET on NBCSN
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Sat September 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey has filed a counter-suit against Cathriona White's family and lawyers for extortion, implied indemnity, aannnd you kinda knew this would get uglier
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let the butthurt flow through you. Let it froth and foam and swallow the invaders
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a genetically engineered bacteria to put an end to malaria ... that is spread through mosquito sex. And this is how the zombie apocalypse actually begins
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since subs is bored, let's start a Wheel of Time casting discussion thread (complete with one of the most "what in the blue fark were you smoking, injesting and reading simultaneously" castings)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
U.S. Chamber of Commerce wants to prevent consumers from suing companies ... and has filed a lawsuit to outlaw lawsuits. We're not just through the looking glass here, folks, we're moving into entirely new alternate dimensions
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting to be terrorized by a twenty-six foot tall wooden-faced grandmother spasmodically jerking through the streets of a major city, Geneva's your place to be
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Farker is at a farking NHL pre-season hockey game at a brand farking new rink, so let's have a farking thread. The farking pucks drop at farking 7pm ET. SHUT THE FARK UP, PIERRE
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The filibuster wrench has been thrown into the Senate's gears creating a terrible way to legislate. This is not how it's supposed to work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence gets ready to throw Trump under the bus
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Drive-by shooting at drive-thru leaves hyphens scattered everywhere
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
In the most unbelievable thread ever you can now dress as a Taco Bell, maybe read that again slowly this time and with hot sauce
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White supremacist gets four years for hoarding homemade guns and threatening to shoot up mall if he didn't get laid soon. Did I mention he also pled guilty to child porn? Sounds like a real catch
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Much more successful than that owlbear petting zoo, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Dungeon Siege 1 to 3 (with DLC) for $3.99 USD. What have you been playing? On a side note is there an older game you tried recently and love? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia has a secret Anthrax island. UK scoffs, says their Iron Maiden Isle is better
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Thu September 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Where do you want this pallet of water?" "I dunno, just throw it in the back of the plane"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian FB activity "Ranged from posts promoting Black Lives Matter to posts promoting gun rights and the Second Amendment to posts warning about the threat undocumented immigrants posed to America". In other words: "Hey, old white people...BOO"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know, you gotta submit the link, Morty, for the Hannity thread to go green. Yeah, look, I submitted a Hannity link and the link had no problem getting greenlit. It was a...It was a leisurely breeze (Hannity starts at 9 PM ET)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is still a mess, the tax plan is being seriously questioned, and Trump is fuming over his failure in Alabama. This is YOUR MSNBC primetime thread (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ever try to reproduce something tasty from a restaurant you've been to? How did it go for you... and what did you make? C'mon, Farkers, help us enjoy the good stuff in the comforts of home
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An interview with Larry David, the man responsible for creating the greatest sitcom of all time, only this time he discusses the second-greatest sitcom of all time, which is returning next month and hasn't changed its cringing cynicism
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Time to let your Soul Glo again as sequel to "Coming to America" announced
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here's how it took the FBI three years to break the last bit of integrity the NCAA still had
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Wed September 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Goodnight, bunny man (semi-NSFW thread)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines saves the life of ungrateful woman with life-threatening pet allergies
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota in 2016: Employers can no longer ask applicants if they have a felony. Minnesota in 2017: How could a felon slip through the cracks to get this job???
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman marries herself in ceremony complete with white dress, three-layer wedding cake, bridesmaids and 70 guests. Wouldn't it have been easier to elope?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama managed to replace Jefe Sessions with an even bigger jackass (somehow), Hirocheeto's in a huff that the guy he backed lost, and Puerto Rico's still in the dark. It's time for the MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM ET
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity is #1. Fark considers new weekly threads
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
California is the state with the most people looking for sex threesomes. Mostly because it's just too expensive for only two people to share an apartment (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Measles hasn't been spotted in the UK for three years
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 2 begins Tuesday with Real Madrid at Dortmund, Liverpool at Spartak Moskva, Feyenoord at Napoli; it ends Wednesday with Chelsea at Atletico, Bayern at PSG. It's THE CHAMPIONS Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm ET both days
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
LIGO-VIRGO detects gravitational waves in three separate detectors for the first time, making 'triangulation' possible at last
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." ― Edna St. Vincent Millay. Hah, like we wear pants in here anyway. This is your Fark writer's thread, pants down edition
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Russia and the US will work together to build a moon base. Funding to be supplied through shell companies and Greek banks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark wants to make the World a better place. Let's have a teacher's support thread. What makes you work as hard as you do? What makes you facepalm?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Snek silently slithers through the bushes to lawyer up
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to improve its citizens' quality of life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to watch Tucker whip some lib arse; it's the Tucker Carlson discussion thread. I'm sure this will get greened, just like Maddow's thread
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
"It's just a little bit. I can throw it out," responds man to cop regarding his 3,100 pounds of skunky marijuana
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ding dong, Trumpcare's dead. Saudi women can now drive, and Mueller is gearing up to interview WH staff. It's a good day in Farkville, yea? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts tonight at 8PM EDT
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Was there a sale on flamethrowers? Because everyone seems to be VERY VERY ANGRY today. Well, I have 2 words for you: Bunny Lingerie. This link was brought to you by Classic Fark, when beer and boobies were more important than politics or even cats
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The two best 'Game of Thrones' directors are returning for the final season. Unfortunately for your favorite characters, one is The Red Wedding guy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cowboys are all over the place, the Chargers tumble after a slow start, and the Browns have finally taken their usual slot on the charts. All is right with the world, and this is your Week 4 ESPN NFL Power Rankings Thread
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"The American dream has turned into a nightmare for some people who are trying to run their own business through a multilevel-marketing company." Obvious tag will let you join its sales team for just $6423
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The praying mantis was clinging with its back legs to the rim of the feeder, holding its feathered catch in its front legs, and methodically chewing through the hummingbird's skull to get at the nutritious brain tissue within"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's Fear the Walking Dead seemingly did the impossible: presented an hour of drama and terror that hasn't been seen since season three of the original series. But there's a reason you shouldn't have Alicia as your leader [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I'll go with all three for over $1 trillion, Alex
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The real threat isn't nuclear war, it's falling oxygen levels. President Skroob cracks open another can of fresh air
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's still in the dark, saber rattling with the Norks intensifies, everybody's got a private email server, and Trumpy hates Chad for reasons nobody understands. This is your MSNBC evening news thread, fun starts at 8PM EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will anyone be able to stop the Indians? How will the Dodgers fare in the postseason? And which teams' fans are just ready for the darn season to end? It's your weekly MLB Power Ranking thread
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Arsenal look to get back to the top half of the table while the Baggies have a tall order at the Emirates to get back to their winning ways. It's your Monday Night Football EPL Discussion Thread. Kickoff is at 3 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People have realized the Big 4 tech companies can be a threat, and it's about f**cking time
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
North Korea tensions escalate, Puerto Rico is dark and demolished, and the President is fighting with the NFL. How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders make this all Hillary's fault? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2PMish EDT)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson, apparently under the impression that "deGrasse" translates as "Debbie Downer", tears apart the science of Game of Thrones
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hark, what light through yonder EPL breaks? It's your weekend discussion kicking off Saturday with the East London Derby at 7:30am ET, then the main batch of matches at 10, featuring Burnley and Huddersfield. Then Newcastle at Brighton on Sunday at 11. DISCUSS
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
If the cops find three syringes in your vagina, along with an opioid pill wrapped in a $20 bill, you might as well try and forge your sister's signature on the arrest paperwork
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Who's stoked to learn a little more about Beth's backstory? Who thinks it will be a terrifying glimpse into her past? Rick and Morty discussion thread (warning: spoilers)
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Sun September 24, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Because the officials hate the Seahawks, Richard Sherman draws three flags on one play vs. Titans
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Will Alicia prove to be as ineffective a leader as Madison? Will Jake and Junkie Depp return to the ranch in time to save everyone? Will the looming threat be zombies or preppers? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle between Pirates and Indians, who will come out on top? Will Derek Carr light it up against the Redskins? Or will Kirk Cousins turn the silver and black away? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Subby would submit a thread for the NASCAR NyQuil Cup Series' latest Chaseoff race this week, but the prospect of 300 boring laps at Snooze Hampshire's Sominex 300 at 2pm ET on NBCSN has already put him out like a light
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The scariest part of the most recent polling is that one out of three Americans consider a preemptive nuclear strike against North Korea a good idea. Is it too late to emigrate somewhere safer...like Mars?
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Sat September 23, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Paralyzed thru-hiker of Appalachian and Pacific Crest trails may have exaggerated her feat just a teeny tiny bit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently if you keep promising results to people who give you money and then completely fail to follow through on those promises, eventually they stop giving you money. Who knew?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I say again, North Korea has NOT tested a hydrogen bomb. That 3.4 scale earthquake on the heels of threats against the U.S. is a complete coincidence and certainly NOT any sort of bomb
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The boys are really cooking up something nice in the lab, yea, believe me, it's gonna be the greatest wall you've ever seen. And you know what? We're gonna make it see-through, so we can watch for bad guys
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Fri September 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician only showers every three days. Think about it, as you sit at your computer; the smell of Mitch McConnell on the third day
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo's solution to end the North Korean threat in just two days requires two Italians and a Buick
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller start dropping bombs? Will Donnie Two Scoops start dropping bombs? Will Facebook and Twitter drop the ads that swung the election? THIS is the Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation Friday news dump thread (~5pm news dump)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thrown fat man
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says Kim Jong-un was a "totally unqualified person" who attained his position of power only through nepotism
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia threatens to make Takata airbag recall compulsory, noting that nation is already full of things jonesing to kill you, and that defective airbags need not be one of those things
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just scored a new electric pressure cooker from a thrift store for $12 and is super excited. On the left you see an example of the unit. On the right, I'd like some Fark Foodie ideas to try out in this baby. DIT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full of more colourful characters than a JRPG it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Outlast: Deluxe Edition. What have you been playing this week? Mutant Football League? XCOM 2? What upcoming games are you excited about?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will no deal still be better than a bad deal? Will Brexit still mean Brexit? Will Theresa May threaten the EU with total destruction if they don't agree to terms? This is your Brexit speech discussion thread. (speech begins around 9.15am ET)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox)
 
 
 
What will Bortus and his mate do about their female hatchling? Will Alara get in trouble for disobeying an admiral? Will Ed and Kelly have regretful ex-sex? It's your "The Orville" thread. (9pm EDT)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see, Mueller is requesting additional Air Force One convo records, the healthcare bill sucks hardcore, and new sanctions have been announced against North Korea. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year none the wiser as middle schoolers launch real-life TorD thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partially responsible for two deaths in plane crash. Three if you count Goose
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones spin-offs will not include Dunk & Egg. "It would feel too much like a twice-told tale." They just don't do that kind of thing more than 5 years in a row
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis business owner speaking out after violence, threats, and harassment are thrown his way -- by the St. Louis Police Department and its union
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oh, no wonder Sergei Lavrov was the only one thrilled with Trump's speech: it was written by his Russian handlers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arecibo radio telescope on Puerto Rico threatened by hurricane Maria, contact lost at 4am today. Help not expected to arrive for another 50,000 years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He can split an infinitive with his steely gaze. He writes limericks . . . in haiku. His Oxford Comma is revered by Cambridge. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is the weekly writer's thread
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Drug dealer's cunning plan to get back into jail to sell pot to inmates. Throw a rock at police cruiser: ✓ Get arrested: ✓ Tossed back in Jail: ✓ Pull 8 Kinder Eggs out of your ass while guards are watching: Surprise
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♪ Wagging of tails and big sloppy kisses, begging for treats and licking of dishes, these are a few of our favorite things. ♫ Welcome to your inaugural Woofday Wednesday thread
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Delusional. Terrifying." These were adjectives used to describe: A) Kim Jong-Un and North Korea's continued threats of nuclear war. B) Jennifer Lawrence's new film Mother. C) Donald Trump's speech at the UN
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Venezuela was once a thriving democracy; now, it's a hellish dictatorship on the brink of utter destruction. How did it get there?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chris, Rachel, and Larry should have plenty of thoughts on the Rocket Man speech. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you delete all the evidence for refugees contributing $63 billion to the economy, will the refugees go away? Thanks to the Trump administration, we might just find out. Yeah, I stole this tagline from another thread. That makes me smart
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Overseas hackers extorting Montana community via cyber threats. This is what happens when you don't upgrade from Windows XP
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Spinach Green is cheese-ful. LGT stale burritos, thread consists of a photo. It's a wrap
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers continue their impressive track record of screwing up everything: Michael Cohen gets thrown out of private Senate Intel committee session for talking to press. Now it's a subpoena, and it'll be public
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump be coherent? Will he get boos from the EU countries? Will he embarrass America in front of everyone? THIS is your Trump Address to the UN thread (Live now)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suicide by cop leads to three post-suicide protest arrests
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Mon September 18, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northrop Grumman is buying Orbital ATK for $7.8 billion. Orbital CEO reportedly very supportive of this transaction, swimming pools full of cash
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Couple driving through northern Maine forced to stop in middle of road. (Lynx go nowhere)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese zoo penguin heartbroken after temporarily losing his 2-D cardboard cutout waifu to typhoon threat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three words you never want to see in a business plan: "Sex Doll Rental"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Matthew Stafford lead the Lions to a 2-0 record? Or will Eli Manning and the Giants bounce back for their first win? What else will go down? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see what is in the news today... 3k troops are going to Afghanistan, Trump is campaigning for some Strange in Alabama, and his lawyers discussed the Russia scandal in front of a reporter. It's your MSNBC nightly thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A fantastic Twitter thread on how LotR is really just a history of the Hobbit's pipe-weed trafficking organization Kingpinned by Bilbo and then Frodo. (And no matter how much you hate Twitter, it's still worth the read)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns call John Cena a humanoid and hit him with the Papoose To Go? Will Enzo dive through a window to escape the Miz? Will Alexa try to weasel out of another confrontation with Nia Jax? Will you stop ... in and watch Raw on USA at 8 ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In yesterday's game, Jay Cutler threw what may be the worst Hail Mary in NFL history
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK everybody, check it out. The moon will be blocking three planets tonight in an event that only happens every 28 years. You'll need binoculars or a telescope to catch this, no funny glasses necessary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman goes cold turkey and lives to tell about it. There was a lot of rolling around and throwing up and cold and chills but she got through it. Could you?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With their massive winning streak the Indians have taken the top spot, while the Dodgers fall. How will the playoff race shape out? It's your weekly MLB Power Rankings thread
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Heavy)
 
 
 
How many times has Morty's mind been blown? Will someone other than Roiland collect a paycheck this week? It's your Rick and Morty discussion thread. Morty's Mind Blowers starts at 11:30pm ET
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Father arrested for chasing his young daughter through their neighborhood while wearing a clown mask, which he said he was doing to punish her. Seems like a sensible punishment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Patriots be able to get their first win down in the Big Easy, can the Browns beat the Ravens, who will win when Dallas takes on Denver? It's your Week 2 NFL Sunday football thread starting at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Full of vexation come Palace, for they have no points or goals. Saints hath consent to play them at 7:30 am ET, followed by Terriers hunting Foxes at 10, Spurs & Swans at 12:30. Sunday has a London Derby at 8:30. This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On behalf of April McVay this is the final Livingston Stapler Company Presents show in honor of soosh (Lance McVay). April will be playing many of his favorites throughout the evening. Please join us at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker issues terrorist threat to run over accident victims and anyone that might be fleeing danger on foot
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Quirkiest things to see as you drive through Alabama. Or maybe this will serve as a warning and you'll change your mind
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
NFL seriously concerned about fans lack of interest. Is it due to boring games, ridiculous politics, or the referee scandal of Super Bowl XL? Probably a mix of all three
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
London terror threat level raised to: Everybody Panic
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Fri September 15, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WE'VE MADE IT TO ANOTHER FRESH HELL FRIDAY Here is your MSNBC evening block live thread, festivities start at 8PM EDT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Iceland, you can get your civil rights, or "honor" restored after a conviction if three people are willing to write a letter vouching for you. But if you are a pedophile, and one of the letters is from the PM's dad, it might collapse a government
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
He arrived in "a burgundy limousine" wearing "a three-piece burgundy suit and burgundy patent-leather loafers... "and [was] a douche
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Russia invade Ukraine? Has Jeff cut a deal to rat on his boss? Will Mueller leave no Stone unturned? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5PM news dump)
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Woman claims her boyfriend died by falling off a cliff while somehow managing to lose his clothes and get his throat slit on the way down before landing near spent candles and a live cat in a cage
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(GOG)
 
 
 
As limitless as your adventures in Dungeon Hack, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Divinity Original Sin II? Ys VII? Duck Season? Hiveswap Act I? Tell us. Side note: what game(s) do you regret never beating?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Release date for unnecessary John Wick threequel announced
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ever had a staff meeting where the boss becomes unhinged partway through and starts screaming at you in front of your peers, calls you an idiot, and demands you quit? Jeff Sessions has
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not News: Fake bomb threats cause evacuations. News: Hundreds of coordinated threats, causing almost 100,000 to be evacuated. Fark: In Russia
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
The inevitable result from getting busy in a Burger King bathroom. Shock G nods approvingly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the battle of two Week 1 clunkers, who will avoid being one again in Week 2? Will Andy Dalton finally have his groove or will J. J. Watt squash him repeatedly? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on NFL Network
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You just walk up to the person and say, 'I hex thee, I hex thee, I hex thee' ...and then you throw dog poop on their shoes"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Iron Chef edition - Chickpeas. That's right, Farkers, show us you've got game and present your winning recipes with the one and only.. Garbanzo Bean
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Schrodinger's Iron Throne
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." --J. R. R. Tolkein. Much like a wizard, this is your day late Fark Writer's Thread "I meant to do that" edition
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans Visas in three countries that refuse to take deportees. MasterCard, American Express still OK
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Self-proclaimed 'most vile man' posts threatening video on YouTube after motel massage goes awry
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea threatens to sink Japan and reduce US to 'ashes and darkness'. Offer not valid in Oregon, Washington state, northern California, the city of Houston and pretty much all of southern Florida
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"All My Children" star Mark LaMura dies at age 68. He leaves behind a wife, daughter, three mistresses, seven illegitimate children and an evil twin
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have three prior felony drug convictions, using an auto shop called "Get Your Fix" as a cover business may not be such a good idea
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage goes on barely coherent rant about Jean-Claude Juncker's vision for the EU, saying Britain should be thrilled it's breaking off and becoming a third-world country (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick learns you can't draw sponsors through crashes alone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis makes everything that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon say sound stupid through the use of reason and logic. To be fair, that's some pretty low hanging fruit
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA Group play begins today with Barça vs Juve, Celtic vs PSG, Man Utd vs Basel, and more. Wednesday has Spurs & Dortmund, Liverpool vs Sevilla, Feyenoord vs City. Kickoff is at 2:45 EDT both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tired of a mentally ill man in a standoff with police jumping from roof to roof, an 83-year-old grandfather climbs up and throws the individual off the roof to the waiting police (with poor quality video)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Un threatens pain, the other screams, "WOLVERINES" in the never ending Battle of the Bloviating Buffoons
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(ITV)
 
 
 
UK Police and prison officer pay to rise by more than 1% but less than 2%. Basically anything in this general area. Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Keys are farked, Cruz' excuse sucked, and questions about Comey are ducked. But us in the Maddow threads will not be bucked. This is YOUR Maddow/Hayes/O'Donnell thread. (8PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two things that naturally go together: Alcohol & ax throwing. "[P]erfect for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties or just a fun night out with friends"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Irma's still blowin' stuff down, Trump tweeted a 9/11 tribute entirely about himself, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. show starts at 8pm EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is back live tonight (8PM EDT) and ......the swing through the alphabet ENDS with 2 hours of songs beginning with Y or Z (part 2)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So where were you when 9/11 happened? LGT original 9/11 thread
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
West Ham need a win, but that could be a tall order against newly promoted Huddersfield town, looking to join the Manchester teams at the top of the table. It's your EPL Monday Night Football Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 3pm EDT
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Seriously, who throws a yoga mat at the White House?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone else wonder how hard it can really be to live through a hurricane? Based on the TV news, seems all you have to do is stand in the middle of the street like a fool
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp has killed Jeremiah and left Madison and Jake in charge, will Troy seek to destabilize the truce? Will Walker forge an alliance with the ranch? Is anyone watching? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
One in three millennials wish they had grown up as their baby boomer parents because now there's nothing left but gloom and doom
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos demands his own Iron Throne
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A conventional burrito, assembled by yours truly. DIT, LGT previous threads (for masochists)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It clowns around to #1 with $108 million while Reese Witherspoon's Home Again is #2 with $8.6 million. Hitman's Bodyguard falls to #3 with $4.8 million, Annabelle: Creation #4 with $3.8 million, Spider-Man: Threeboot hangs on to #8 with $1.9 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do you like the lineup for the 7:30m ET match? Coutinho doth protest too much, methinks. Other acts have Blues at Foxes, Spurs at Everton, United at Stoke. Palace at Burnley on Sunday at 8:30am ET. It's your weekend EPL Discussion thread
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
17-meter-tall lobster passed in at auction; sellers considering throwing in swimming pool of drawn butter
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Fri September 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 43,000 Americans have pledged to shoot bullets, lasers, and flamethrowers at Hurricane Irma. Because Murica
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
IT'S FRESH HELL FRIDAY Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread, show starts at 8PM EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL GOP official is resisting calls to resign after details of his past emerge because who HASN'T attacked a female classmate with a claw hammer bludgeoning her more than 40 times before choking her and throwing her from his car?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Equifax has signed up everyone affected by their recent breach for complimentary monitoring through their TrustedID service. In unrelated news, this morning Equifax changed the EULA for TrustedID to say that users can't sue or join a class action
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Before the storm hits Florida, another storm is brewing in DC. A STORM OF LIES. This is YOUR official White House Press Briefing thread. (1PM EDT *chortle*)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Best photo of bathroom full of flamingos you'll see outside Vegas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians have won 15 straight games, resulting in a windows company giving rebates to customers that did business with them in July. The company plans on doing the same thing if the Browns win three straight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Should you let a robot manage your retirement savings? Expert investor Bender advises three hundred $1 hookers over one $300 hooker
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than throwing yarn at Khajiit, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This weekend Skyrim: Special Edition is free to play. What have you been playing? Ys Seven? Ark? Side question, what game(s) do you wish there was a modern sequel to? Tell us
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma's noodly appendages are poised to make landfall, Florida and Georgia in its wake. Gas and water are in short supply as residents flee to safety or hunker down in their homes. It's your Hurricane Irma Discussion Thread. Be safe (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Jose: Look at me, I'm a category three
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret caves in the Antarctic harbor previously unknown forms of life, and probably a shoggoth or three
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Thu September 07, 2017
(News.com.au)