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78 headlines found matching 'Surgery'
Wed December 13, 2017
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Aaron Rodgers's collarbone. Wait, I may have that wrong. Breaking news: Aaron Rodgers's collarbone has healed and he is cleared to play
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandma used to buy me original American Girl dolls every year. I left the dolls at my mom's house when I went to college. I graduated, got my own place, and found mom gave them away. She won't tell me who got them. Should I sue?"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain's new public enemy number one revealed as...... *spins wheel*.... Peppa Pig
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Son of Sam needs emergency heart surgery. No word on whether his dog is his healthcare proxy
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
There's just no pacifying that dog
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who claimed she had undergone 50 surgeries to look like Angelina Jolie admits she faked the whole thing to "amuse" herself
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Tue December 05, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Turns out John Mayer isn't bigger than his body, especially not his appendix
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston, you have the co-Sportspersons of the Year from Sports Illustrated
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
People are starting to get plastic surgery for arm-vagina, which reminds me of this English cocknee guy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's that time of year: The weather turns cold, the holidays are on us, and a hunter is shot by his dog
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Thu November 30, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman has plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie, looks like actress from Walking Dead (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat November 25, 2017
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
In a show of solidarity, 20 cat owners in Central Java will donate the blood of their pets to help save the life of another feline who was the victim of animal abuse that cost her a leg. All of these wonderful people are welcome on Caturday
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Wed November 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
JFK's back brace may have prevented him from ducking 54 years ago today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ninety Percocets for a sore knee might seem excessive, but at least doctors aren't prescribing something dangerous, like the marijuanas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Quick quiz: What do arthroscopic surgery to reduce shoulder pain and avoiding glutens have in common?
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Aussies vaccinating their kids against HPV has had the bonus effect of just about eradicating recurrent respiratory papillomatosis in babies
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
No, there has not been a successful human head transplant. Seriously. We mean it. Here comes the (popular) science
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Mon November 13, 2017
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you are going to wreck your car, why not do it at an event for Emergency Responders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sex unlikely to cause cardiac arrest, especially if you're a Farker
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Mon November 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Catwoman and boyfriend charged again with assaulting each other. RAWR
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after their son becomes a pillow biter
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
American living in Australia stunned by his bill after a 3 day hospital stay
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons remove 639 nails from patient's intestines. Apparently he misunderstood the diagnosis of an iron deficiency
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This kitten has no nose, has more than 2,000 Instagram followers, smells bad
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Tue October 31, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumb: Couple uses shady website to buy a cellphone, both get shot. Asinine: Their parents blame the police for not warning the public that people pull scams via the internet
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Mon October 30, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Forget plastic surgery to become more attractive; you can simply stick magnets up your nose
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ICE officials are rounding up infirm children directly from the hospital; the time has come to ask ourselves, "Is this who we are?" Washington Post just editorial shamed all of us
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Surgeon General promises "science, not political ideology", drives his policies. So... we give him, what, six months before he resigns in frustration?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's nice to donate body parts to the sick or invalid, but he really could have used a collarbone instead
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Thu October 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers totally screwed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man has surgery to reduce his 11 pound testicles, 3 foot penis, and wheelbarrow stable
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If your nipples leak, you might have a brain tumor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who's been in the U.S. since she was 3 months old faces deportation. She was arrested when the ambulance taking her to the hospital for emergency surgery was stopped by ICE. We're stopping AMBULANCES now
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bear has surgery to remove massive 3kg tongue, worries he'll no longer be as popular with the lady bears
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Sun October 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cardinals hang up help wanted sign. Kaepernicks need not apply
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Guy brought back to life by favorite sports team's chant played at his bedside. Either that or improved medically after his brain surgery (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 18, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers have signed 6-foot-3, 232-pound rookie quarterback Jerod Evans to the practice squad
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Tue October 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's a chance
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Mon October 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
94-year-old retired surgeon scrubs up for final time to check item off bucket list, at least that's what they told him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Violate your probation? You know the rules buddy, no donating a kidney to your kid then
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who ate asbestos as a child has developed cancer at 23. It's a wonder she didn't get shingles, too
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Sat October 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a mom with with no arms and no legs? Plaintiff
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Fri October 13, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You have to ask yourself just exactly where your life started to unravel the day you found yourself getting plastic surgery to look like more like Melania Trump
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Tue October 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you are travelling abroad for cosmetic surgery, chances are you'll look a bit different from your passport photo on the way back
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Mon October 09, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
J.J. Won't
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Catster)
 
 
 
Nurse Raisin, please report to the OR, Nurse Raisin to the OR on Caturday
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You will age better than your parents and here are 50 reasons why. 50 may be the new 30 after all
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Wed October 04, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Woman has 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump. Just needs to have half her brain removed to be a perfect match
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Today's OMG WTF headline: Woman turns discarded vagina skin into jewelry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My brother was diagnosed with pancolitis at the beginning of August. He lost 67lbs of muscle mass before Sept 1st. He's refused any type of surgery and wants to explore the naturopathic capabilities... HELP Please
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Boobies
 
My eyes. The goggles do something (Some NSFW content in sidebar)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda on Megyn Kelly's plastic surgery question: "It's a weird thing to bring up"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines saves the life of ungrateful woman with life-threatening pet allergies
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Mon September 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd King, he's been broken in half
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has a big heart
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Thu September 21, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today, from the Ric Romero Institute for consumer advocacy: "DIY cosmetic surgery can lead to disaster"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This hospital allows kids to drive themselves to the operating room
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict complains he's singled out because of the way he looks
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Fri September 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict left with permanent erection after botched nose job. If the picture is any indication, he's in real trouble
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
And here's Slate to tell you not to listen to your doctor about fasting before surgery
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Wed September 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Like something out of a Science Fiction Horror story, Zika Virus has been used to kill cancer cells. Choice between Geek tab and Politics tab impossible. Initiating headline self-destruct sequence. See topic for details
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Patient tells doctors he has no idea how a glass cup got stuck in his butt, they remove it anyway
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Sun September 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC long snapper Jake Olson becomes just the second blind top-division college football player to see the field
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Fri September 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When choosing someone to perform elective surgery, it's generally not a good idea to pick a tourist who has only been in your country for four days
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he has 'medical clearance' to pitch balls. Wait, he is thinking of becoming a baseball player?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker cautious about having injured player return too soon. That's the joke
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon Court of Appeals rules that debarking surgery can be mandated for dogs. This should be more civil than circumcision threads, right?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people find plastic surgeons via Instagram
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Our long national nightmare is over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons in France reattach woman's arms after train accident. Procedure took four hours, with most time spent in prep just trying to shave off the armpit hair
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli settler (and surgeon) successfully treats Gaza man with incredibly rare but very contagious skin disease at Jerusalem hospital. Don't look at the photo... I told you not to look
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Veterinary nurse desperate for attention repeatedly poisoned her own dog
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Fri August 25, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boop Boop Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
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Tue August 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A woman has had a lucky 13 surgeries to look like Ivanka Trump. You be the judge if you think she succeeded or not
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Topeka gorilla finally gives a shiat
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Thu August 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ric Flair has multiple organ problems, but has not tapped out yet
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Wed August 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lucky Whitehead's fortune keeps swinging, from high-to-low-to-high and now back-to-low
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