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176 headlines found matching 'Supreme Court'
Mon September 26, 2016
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver has published the ground rules for tonight's Presidential debate drinking game
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No matter the order, such phases as "Ted Cruz goes down on" and "Glenn Beck" should never be used in the same sentence
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supplier of execution drugs to the state of Missouri files a motion in court claiming they don't make any money selling the drugs-they just do it 'cause they really like killin' people and thus the drug sales are 1st amendment-protected "free speech"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fart of the Deal. Trump: Here's a list of people I'd nominate to the Supreme Court. Hey, Mike Lee, notice how you're on there? Care to support me now? Sen. Mike Lee: No, fark you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's "principled stand" not so principled
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides probably being able to beat you up, Supreme Court munchkin Ruth Bader Ginsberg can also do more push-ups than you
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyers for the State of Kansas are in front of the Kansas Supreme Court arguing against a court order that would require them to boost school funding by $1 billion, arguing a Kansan with an education is a like a mule with a spinning wheel
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The prospect of a Donald Trump presidency should terrify you, but not as much as having Mike Pence literally a heartbeat away from the presidency
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Wed September 21, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
FBI's child porn website ruled illegal. Again
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
State Supreme Court rules that black men may have justification in running from someone who they believe will throw them in the back of a van and kill them
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Conservative judge reveals he doesn't understand homosexuality, analogies, or oxymorons
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Federal court rules that explicitly Christian prayers at government meetings don't violate the First Amendment. Jesus Christ
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Tue September 20, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jack Welch emerges from his bunker long enough to endorse Trump, lay off the bottom 10% of the CNBC comment section before retreating for the next four years
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
I see your GWB, Obama and even future-president Clinton or Trump and raise you James "I have no idea what I'm doing" Buchanan for worst president ever
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you are a parent, day care worker, or pediatrician in Arizona, congratulations, you're now a sex offender
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Sat September 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's Rice University marching band level epic trolling
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Thu September 15, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Screw the ninth Supremey: A reasonable case for keeping the Supreme Court at 4-4 permanently
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Being that Donald Trump has basically been elected president because Hillary has collapsed (into a van), he already wants billionaire tech investor Peter Thiel on the Supreme Court
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian gets their hands on the Wisconsin John Doe investigation into Scott Walker's illegal campaign coordination. You remember, the documents that the Wisconsin Supreme Court conservatives wanted destroyed
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Social conservatives, who love to sleep with anything that makes no sense apparently also love to sleep with the Trump
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Philadelphia crowd was expecting to hear from President Barack Obama. Instead, they heard from President Barack Givesno Farks
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Mon September 12, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
John Oliver is still on hiatus but posting new rants on YouTube, including this one about birds: "They are migrating north now, but I'd like to remind geese they're just ducks that played football in high school and never stopped going to the gym"
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Michigan voters to remain sheep. Baa baa baa baaaaa
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Governor McDonnell paid a heavy price for freedom. Though actually going to jail for his corruption wasn't part of that price
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Thu September 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy's Supreme Court has just ruled that public masturbation is legal as long as kids aren't watching. Rome, anyone?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old Nepali girl worshipped as living goddess on Earth. Subby's neighbor's spoiled bratty princess daughter unimpressed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
David Bossie, Donald Trump's Breitbartian campaign manager, thinks Bill Clinton pulled off 9/11 because he hated the military
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Wed September 07, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The American death penalty is dying
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
The next "conservative" Justice may not save the Second Amendment
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Tue September 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zika virus funding bill fails because it contained such Zika-critical components as blocking Planned Parenthood funding and allowing Confederate flags to fly at military veteran cemeteries
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The ugliest spectacle in American politics is not thinking about Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond naked. Close, but not
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pouting about having to let black people vote, North Carolina now trying to keep the working class from voting
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Court rules that GTAs caricature of Lindsay Lohan was satire
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Google agrees to pay Apple $5.5 million in a case alleging unfair, deceptive and unlawful business practices. Or as it's otherwise known at Google, the company's business model
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I went to the bathroom this morning myself, but I didn't make it to the front page of the Washington Post
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine once successfully got white jurors struck from a trial--a move that even today is being hailed as one of the best legal moves seen this side of Matlock
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Fri August 26, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist George Lakoff has studied the mouth and words for years, and he cautions everyone that Donald Trump believes and means everything he has been saying on the campaign trail--whether it's his Great Wall of Racism or killing people
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
There is no scientific evidence that people are born gay according to researchers at Trump University...er, make that Johns Hopkins University
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Human beings have a right to life, liberty, and indoor air conditioning
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How Hillary will reshape America when she gets into office and installs the first liberal Supreme Court in a generation
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thank goodness for the Mosaic browser
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump meets Tony Perkins, the pastor who says God uses natural disasters to punish gay people. Yes, the same pastor who lost his home in a flood caused by God who was angered at bigotry
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
How does the Second Amendment work? Don't bother asking progressives, they have no idea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina, ordered to drop its state level voting restrictions by federal court, does so. And then immediately implements them at the county level
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump can't remember what he regrets saying
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gun advocates file lawsuit, claiming they should be able to carry guns in any manner, such as openly, concealed, mounted on a hat, possibly as a BDSM ball gag
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Tue August 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian police chiefs want Canadian law that would compel Canadians to reveal passwords to their devices to police if Canadians aren't "being unccountably impolite and unhelpful to authorities
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Fri August 12, 2016
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
How much does Samsung owe Apple for copying a few icons? The legal reasoning involves a century of absurdity
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Clinton staffers following the Trump campaign: "On other campaigns, we would have to scrounge for crumbs. Here, it's a fire hose" ...it's comedy gold Jerry
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Wed August 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
He's called Hurricane Katrina victims "whiners" says the average woman doesn't know what the GDP is, and that the Federal government shouldn't and can't outlaw slavery. Ladies and Gentlemen meet the winner of the GOP primary in MN's 2nd District
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Ohio Senate candidate Ted Strickland stays classy, jokes that Supreme Court Justice Scalia's death came 'at a good time'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Listen, this Trump guy, he's really hurting our brand. People might actually associate us with our nominee"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo discovers there's a pattern to the hate coming from our finely coiffed, crazed Cheeto
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just suggested that "the Second Amendment people" can step in if Clinton wins the election. We long for the days when these headlines were just taking things out of context
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you scared of an alien conquest of earth? I'm not. We humans are good at finding ways to kill things, even if they're technologically superior to us
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Satan is staging a "homosexual invasion of America" from the White House? According to this pastor, it's happening
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Sister Wives' planning polygamy petition to U.S. Supreme Court, mid-season renewal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Horse people, is it cool to feed horses carrots and apples?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hey Democrats, that 800-pound gorilla in the election room is the Supreme Court that will be voted on by the "silent majority" of Trump voters. Put your quivering boots on now
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Mon August 08, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kaine promises to cc all of the administration's emails to Wikilinks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Though he may have "lost" the Judicial wars most high-profile battle, No-Drama Obama has quietly secured a strategic victory that will endure for decades as he has gotten 329 federal judges, over 1/3 of the entire judiciary, confirmed during his term
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(National Review)
 
 
 
That article where free speech is the reason to let unqualified pilots run their own airline
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tom Brady says it was a "personal decision" that led him to accept his four game suspension after running out of appeals, inability to get lawyers to take the case, and the fact that he was completely guilty
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Yertle's Cheeto problem
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
"Yes, it's important that their dad is a feminist, because now that's what they expect of all men." Thanks, Obama
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
CA Supreme Court: You do not have a constitutional right to shop at Home Depot. Besides, Lowe's has better prices anyway
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Trump is trying to ban porn not because he doesn't like it, but because he is pandering to a swing state. Only time will tell if he will have to embrace the Book of Mormon and start drinking near-beer to seal the deal
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Sun July 31, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's shortlist of Supreme Court judiciary picks has emerged, and boy is it better than Donald Trump, which just contains Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, and Judge Reinhold
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio Supreme Court tosses law that bars police officers from sexual relations with minors. So sex it up with the kiddies, cops. You've earned it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The real decision that should influence your vote: The next president will most likely nominate four Supreme Court justices. Who do you want making that choice?
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Donald Trump AMA on Reddit. There's no way anything could possibly go wrong with this idea. Thread is up, he's going to start answering questions at 7PM ET
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Even Jim Inhofe's granddaughter is calling him out on climate change
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Mon July 25, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Gay republican couple thought their 3rd adoption of a surrogate child would be easy, until they ran into a Scott Walker-appointed judge, that is. $400,000+ later, they finally have their child and a Kafkaesque story to go with him
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently, police can get a confession about nearly anything when allowed to electrocute a man's penis
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN commentator: Am I going to have to brush up on Dora the Explorer to understand speeches at the DNC?
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Fri July 22, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker waits till Friday afternoon to announce his new appointment to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, why would he do it on a Friday afternoon? OH lordy.. that is not good
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the DNC and the Clinton campaign were in cahoots, CAHOOTS I SAY, to destroy the Sanders campaign beneath their boots. According to leaked emails. Ooops
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Among the 18 people arrested at a Flag-burning demonstration in Cleveland yesterday was Gary Lee Johnson-who was the Johnson named in "Texas v. Johnson"; which is the Supreme Court case that said laws against burning the flag are unconstitutional
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has let his campaign become a new starting point for the radical religious right
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
What's behind the Republican Party's renewed fight against porn?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Fact checks the speeches from Tuesday's GOP convention. Hilarity ensues
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Tue July 19, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're the manager of a struggling baseball team, when all else fails just blame the uniforms. "I would actually like to wear the white pants, with the navy blue top, at home"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This Boston columnist is of the opinion that Roger Goodell won the battle but lost the war with Tom Brady
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Fri July 15, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL fandom lets out a sigh of relief. Or, is that the sound of air being let out of a football
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Four reasons Mike Pence is literally the absolute worst
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No vote on gun ban for terrorists? Check. Supreme Court still down a judge? Check. Legislative fixes needed for healthcare, immigration, privacy laws, long term budget issues, and supporting NATO against Russia? Yup. Call it 7 weeks off, guys
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
When the first gay Republican on the GOP platform committee answers why she joined the party with "What the Internet told me was...". you really start to lose any sympathy you may have had for her
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg ran out of f*cks to give decades ago
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Judge not, lest ye be judged", and with Mitch McConnell in charge of the Senate, we don't really have to worry about that first part
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The denial of Tom Brady's four game suspension now raises the biggest question of the NFL off-season? Who is Jimmy Garoppolo, and can the Patriots recover from starting 0-4?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Corrupt politicians start drafting thank you notes to the Supremes for their get-out-of-jail-free cards
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(Time)
 
 
 
Former Playboy bunny facing jail time for luring a Bosnian crime lord into a trap
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The FBI says that its malware isn't malware because the FBI is good and the people it uses its malware against are bad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump characterizes comment made by Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg as 'inappropriate.' That's the joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days when people like Teddy Roosevelt or John Dean, or Dick Cheney were running the country about now is when the 6th fleet would be headed to Caracas with about 5,000 Marines aboard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's recent anti-Trump remarks mean she might have to recuse herself from any election-related cases this fall; Clinton campaign spokesman Ian Faith says no big deal; it's not like presidential elections come before the Supreme Court
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(Super Sport)
 
 
 
Barcelona spokesman asks the fans to "express sympathy" by joining a social media campaign launched by the club called "We are all Leo Messi." Yes, we are all playing in front of 100k fans, evading taxes, and missing penalties in a final
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The GOP has officially declared pornography a "public health crisis," lamenting its bad acting, unrealistic plots and choppy editing - especially right before the money shot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Service does not guarantee citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Oh sure, ONE matador loses a match to a bull in 36 years and all of a sudden the other matadors are all, "We should stop using swords, it's so cruel and gosh, turns out the bulls don't seem to like it." Except in terrified-sounding Spanish
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Well, at least SOMEONE was sent to prison for the death of Eric Garner, even if it's just the guy who filmed it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I did consider a woman as a VP, Jesus of Nazareth and God Almighty, I am today announcing that my Vice Presidential nominee is...me Donald Trump. It was a tough choice folks, but I think I've made a terrific decision for our country and our party"
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Thu July 07, 2016
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Christians pose as gay cannabis zombies at Toronto Pride to try and stir up hate. Like anyone could hate gay cannabis zombies
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Question: When someone graduates law school and doesn't understand that the Supreme Court is the final judge of what is and isn't constitutional do they have just cause to sue their school for not educating them?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A mother is racked with mental anguish after her son is killed in a head on collision so she sues: A) the other driver; B) the car maker; C) her dead son
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Either Bill Clinton is an idiot, or he wants Hillary to lose." [whynotboth.jpg]
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Noted political commentator Sarah Palin on Republicans who oppose the Donald Trump candidacy: " I just call 'em Republicans Against Trump, or RAT for short"
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Thu June 30, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump continues to NOT know how to run for President as surrogate attacks Elizabeth Warren with hilariously racist war whoop. Note to Trump: Elizabeth Warren isn't running for President
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Donald doesn't berate SCOTUS for siding with women, conservatives have a problem with that
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Like a broken Amy Grant album, Pat Robertson just keeps repeating "God will punish America for the Supreme Court's abortion ruling." Keep f*cking that chicken, Pat
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Tue June 28, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
It's time for everybody's favorite game, Is This Police Conduct Illegal?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court rules home-schooled kids waiting to be raptured don't have to learn anything
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court reminds pill jockeys their job is to count to 30, not to impose their religious beliefs on customers with valid prescriptions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistani clerics issue fatwa against North Carolina
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell pushes for a Senate vote on the House "F*ck over those Puerto Ricans" bill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Chief Justice John Roberts draws apt comparison between grifters and unions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
With yesterday's 5-3 ruling in favor of abortion, conservatives prepare to triple-down the derp for this election season
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The plummetting continues in the polls as Trump stumbles and trips his way to the largest clusterfark in American presidential history
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren mocks Trump's "goofy hat." Hillary ensues
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Supreme Court determines former Virginia governor is sleazy but not criminal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tiny American flags at half-mast today
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge declares Obergefell is not binding in Knoxville; evidently, they don't teach the Supremacy Clause in Tennessee law schools
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Gay marriage was like a shot of heroin in the leftist vein. Leftists are fueled and fired up. They feel that nothing can stop them now"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump clarifies his position regarding which brown people are allowed to preside over what court cases, limiting his racism to cases that only affect him personally. Suck it, libs
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Supreme Court of Canada dismisses penile swab appeal by Edmonton man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photos offer never-before-seen glimpse inside inner workings of Supreme Court, your chance to photoshop Coke cans all over the damn place
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You may base your acceptance guidelines on race/gender/religion. California Libs: Challenge accepted
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Mon June 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We fully intend to renew our challenge to Connecticut's blatantly unconstitutional ban as soon as there are five Justices sitting on the Supreme Court committed to the proper understanding of the Second Amendment"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A comprehensive look at how Kansas Republicans destroyed their state, turning into the third world Brownbackistan
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"The greatest threat to our homeland security today is the National Rifle Association"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Alabama's governor say impeachment probe can't include first-term acts because he's been re-elected. Clinton family seen taking notes
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature doesn't like that the supreme court is forcing them to provide adequate funding to schools, so they're going to try to curb its power
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(Time)
 
 
 
Thailand admits it has lost the war on drugs, plans to legalize meth so they can just forget about it
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Tue June 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your honor, I believe the defendant is lion
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump will nominate Gary Busey to SCOTUS if the establishment GOP doesn't fall in line
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Mon June 13, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York insurance giant AIG insures NFL players against traumas, but now excludes coverage for head injuries
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Psychologist testifies Oscar Pistorius is a 'broken' man, unfit for prison. If only there were a way to rebuild him. Make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster
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Fri June 10, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You guys are a U.S. colony, get over it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali's best political friend was...Orrin Hatch?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Canada: No, you can't leave your entire estate to West Virginia nazis. Boot to the head still okay, though
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Some PB Guy)
 
 
 
Due to a 19th Century quirk of wording, Canadians can now legally allow dogs to lick peanut butter off their genitals
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christians say they are the most hated group in America. You know, the country where 'In God We Trust' is stamped on every coin, polling stations are held in churches, and Presidents end speeches with 'God bless America'
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Former judge who sued dry cleaner for $65M for lost pants loses his shirt to the DC Board of Professional Conduct
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctor assisted dying is about to become legal in Canada. Or as it's called in the U.S., membership in an HMO
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a federal judge did not accept Alabama's pinky swear not to discriminate against the gays no more (while anybody was watching)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drinking homemade grappa distilled by someone who doesn't know what is in the dozens of unlabeled bottled around his house might not be the smartest plan you can have, but it could be your last
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
I could biatch all day about how the Electoral College keeps the two-party system in power, but I would rather hear Richard Dawkins explain it more eloquently
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Not sure why, but the Washington Times is running a story about Illegal immigrants that are kidnapping children and bringing them across the border, hoping to appear to be families so they can take advantage of lax enforcement policies. No idea
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R-U Stupid): If you ignore context, racism, power, and truth in general, Justice Sonia Sotomayor made the same comments as Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump proves he has the hugest, most luxurious coat-tails anyone has ever seen, as the only candidate he has personally endorsed so far, Rep. Renee Ellners (R-NC) has become the first incumbent to lose their seat in the 2016 election
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rogue trader loses billions and court says he's still entitled to get paid over $500k. Way to send a message France
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Please do NOT stand 5 inches from the elevator door while you are waiting to board it. People have to get off before you can get on. What common sense issues perplex you?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How smart is your cat?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Conservatives claim they want another Scalia on the Supreme Court, but in reality they want another Alito
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Karl Rove (white) makes slavery joke while debating Donna Brazile (black) in front of group of hedge fund managers. Yep, it goes over pretty much as you think it would
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Happy VCR day, for those of you still stuck in the 1980s
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Mon June 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to decide whether to end Texas' biggest spectator sport
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
A man who sold a printer for $40 online now faces a $30,000 lawsuit. Fark: The plaintiff is known as a serial "professional plaintiff"
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Sun June 05, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
British lord says it's time for Texit -- Texas to leave the Union. Also admits to having no knowledge of the US Constitution and Texas law, just like the local yokels calling for secession in the Lone Star State
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The greatest obituary page in the world offers its take on The Greatest
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Fri June 03, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Lawyer disbarred for requesting nude photos from his client in lieu of payment. Lawyer: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
President Nixon, 1973: "If the president does it, that means it's not illegal." Kansas Legislature, 2016: "If the legislature does it, that means it's not illegal"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa governor urges public to participate in "God Is Dead" marathon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ilomanits Ginsburgae named after Ruth Badass Ginsburg after scientists used her genitals to identify the new species
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing $30K ring that woman had left in store restroom, though his lawyer plans on citing the Supreme Court case of Finders-Keepers V. Losers-Weepers
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Larry Pratt, former head of Gun Owners of America, warns America he will "resort to the bullet box" to settle what the Constitution says about gun rights
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals rules that your phone is now officially a government tracking device, noting that if you didn't consent to be tracked you could always just not carry around something that did exactly that 24/7 like it was your third nut
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, while sitting in a burning room, says "this is fine"
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(AP NORC)
 
 
 
There is one organization Americans trust more than Congress: the Republican party
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Woman who pushed husband off cliff in Glacier National Park appealing to U.S. Supreme Court, not at all appealing to future boyfriends
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Another day, another extradition attempt for Roman Polanski to be tried for his sex crimes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kraftwerk loses German hip-hop kopyright kase in top kourt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump lashes out at Bill Kristol, says that Jodie Dallas was the lamest character on "Soap"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: ''Unless Republicans rally around Donald Trump, the American course is set for carnage and death.''
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol suggests that there will be a serious independent contender for the Presidency, thus completely ruling out any possibility that there will be a serious independent contender for the Presidency
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