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Headlines matching 'Supreme Court'
Tue May 22, 2012
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(Jezebel) Obvious In what was not at all an idiotic waste of time, the Supreme Court rules unanimously that children born from the frozen sperm of a dead man are not entitled to Social Security survivor benefits  (jezebel.com) (91)


Thu May 17, 2012
(The New York Times) Sad New York State Supreme Court Justice, suffering from pancreatic cancer, begs state legislature to legalize medical marijuana: "It is barbaric to deny us access to one substance that has proved to ameliorate our suffering"  (nytimes.com) (320)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Washington Post) Hero The filibuster is unconstitutional, and the best lawyer in America is suing to get the Supreme Court to abolish it  (washingtonpost.com) (181)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Florida The US Supreme Court is once again ready to elect the president this November  (chicagotribune.com) (41)


Thu April 26, 2012
(SCOTUS Blog) Dumbass Justice Department regrets getting caught lying to Supreme Court  (scotusblog.com) (80)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Politico) Fail Obama's lawyer farks up his argument to the Supreme Court against Arizona's immigration law so badly--even Justice Sotomayor isn't buying it  (politico.com) (561)


Tue April 24, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Arizona's immigration law goes to Supreme Court. Supreme Court expected to ask to see immigration law's papers  (latimes.com) (26)


Thu April 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Followup FCC asks Supreme Court to take another look at Janet Jackson's nipple so they can wring CBS  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (106)


Sun April 08, 2012
(MSNBC) Dumbass Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-eally bad grammar), via Twitter: "Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (284)


Fri April 06, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Interesting Europe's reaction to the Supreme Court fight over Obamacare is: "WTF? Seriously, WTF?"  (theatlanticwire.com) (441)


Thu April 05, 2012
(NewsBusters) Dumbass Newsweek writer wants to impeach the Supreme Court for doing its job as decided in Marbury V Madison. Also wants the wizard to grant him a brain  (newsbusters.org) (111)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Kansas.com) Strange Kansas Supreme Court rules repeat dog molester won't have to register as a sex offender  (blogs.kansas.com) (89)
(Yahoo) Asinine The players of the Fantasy Supreme Court League are split on which way the justices will rule on Obamacare. In other news, there are people with nothing better to do with their time than play in a Fantasy Supreme Court League  (news.yahoo.com) (114)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Obama warns the "unelected" Supreme Court not to take the "extraordinary" and "unprecedented" step of overturning his health reform law. Supremes: *shivers* Dude, we're not up for re-election, you are  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (630)


Mon April 02, 2012
(MSNBC) Sad Supreme Court rules that everyone can get strip searched because 9/11  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (325)


Sun April 01, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Administration lawyers are concerned about an activist Supreme Court. Reagan Administration lawyers. And they are worried that an activist court will throw out Obamacare  (latimes.com) (225)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Supreme Court rules that the Federal government can tell the world about your HIV status if it wants to  (fox8.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Interesting If Obamacare is struck down in its entirety by the Supreme Court, it could mean the end of unemployment benefits and the Civil Rights Act, and all beer will now be Heineken  (hereandnow.wbur.org) (187)


Tue March 27, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Basically today's Supreme Court arguments are going to come down to if you believe there is a difference between forcing someone to buy health insurance or broccoli  (npr.org) (503)
(Salon) Interesting How Obama can turn a defeat for Obamacare in the Supreme Court into Medicare for All, a single payer, national health care system  (salon.com) (257)


Mon March 26, 2012
(CNN) Followup Today begins the day in which the Supreme Court shall hear arguments to decide if giving up a little freedom for a bit of safety is constitutional  (cnn.com) (308)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Washington Post) Florida After determining that tomatoes aren't fruits, and professional baseball isn't a business, US Supreme Court to decide whether a houseboat is a house or a boat  (washingtonpost.com) (60)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court affirms that your constitutional right to a lawyer actually guarantees you someone vaguely competent at their job, and not some random idiot who barely passed the Bar Exam  (huffingtonpost.com) (138)
(NPR) Scary The Supreme Court is about to decide on whether a man can go to prison for insulting Dick Cheney  (npr.org) (141)


Tue March 20, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Public employee unions fear political shift in N.J. Supreme Court. Alternative headline: Public employee unions fear political shift in N.J. Supreme Court will not kowtow to their every whim and give away the statehouse  (nj.com) (74)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Some Welder) Asinine Of the two candidates for election as Alabama's Supreme Court Chief Justice, one said execution is acceptable to prevent gay couples from having children. And then there's the crazy one  (weldbham.com) (136)


Wed March 14, 2012
(RWW) Stupid Family Research Council to hold discussion lamenting 40 year-old Supreme Court decision sanctioning "non-procreative sexual intimacy"  (rightwingwatch.org) (224)


Tue March 06, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail Gee, wasn't privacy guaranteed by the Supreme Court? Hmmm, maybe not  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (107)


Sun February 26, 2012
(CNN) Followup BP's Deepwater Horizon trial set to begin Monday, reach the U.S. Supreme court by 2047  (money.cnn.com) (72)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting The Supreme Court is hearing arguments on the constitutionality of the Stolen Valor act, which makes it a crime to falsely claim military service. Subby should be given a greenlight in honor of his service in Vietnam, Iraq, and the Eugenics War  (news.yahoo.com) (122)
(NPR) Interesting Supreme Court decides limit of men's pickup lines in bars  (npr.org) (121)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Ironic Trolling the long game: Write death penalty law in 1982. Attempt to eliminate death penalty law as state supreme court justice in 2012  (cleveland.cbslocal.com) (59)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Google) Scary Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer robbed by machete-wielding intruder in the home he owns on the Caribbean island of Nevis  (google.com) (139)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy The true hero in the grassroots fight against the Supreme Court's ridiculous Citizens United decision? That would be the one and only Stephen Colbert, of course  (slate.com) (83)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Retired Supreme Court Justice O'Connor on the two leading Republican candidates, "one is a practicing polygamist, and he's not even the Mormon." Please deposit "Oh Snap" images to the right  (washingtonpost.com) (68)

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