| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| It's the ultimate battle between Marvel and DC in this week's Smoking Gun mugshots (thesmokinggun.com) | (135) | ||
| (Slashfood) | A cold January in Florida is causing "tomato outages" at Burger King. With pic of the hard, green fruits being harvested (slashfood.com) | (123) |
| (Some Guy) | Sorry Saints fans. A psychic nun has picked the Colts by 9...and God is on her side (gambling911.com) | (27) |
| Cold kills your mom in record numbers (msnbc.msn.com) | (45) |
| The six most horrific lessons ever taught in elementary school (cracked.com) | (71) |