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137 headlines found matching 'Sunday Night'
Mon May 22, 2017
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When a Lyft passenger blows her nose on your seat cover and starts throwing punches, it's time to end the ride
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Napoli hit a monster home run that clanged its way into the center-field camera well. Free game activated
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No mo fo, fo, fo vo fo, fo, fo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I guess it's newsworthy when Miley Cyrus performs with her pants on
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will have just ten minutes to react if North Korea fires a nuclear missile. Or 9 minutes and 57 seconds left to have a sandwich after pressing the button
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Tue May 16, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said squeek, squeek, squeek
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Houston Astros Alex Bregman wears No.2 jersey in honor of Derek Jeter, and hits a grand slam against the Yankees. Best tribute ever
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers softball team isn't seeded in the NCAA tournament, despite being ranked Number 1, with a 54-3 record
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
7,000+ Coloradans' names, addresses used to post fake comments about Net Neutrality to FCC web site
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer is a man who is smart, aggressive, and not afraid to tweet out a sexy picture of his daughter in lingerie
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Sun May 14, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Prince Harry's father is still strokin'
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Get an inside look at Cubs manager Joe Maddon's insanely tricked-out RV ... is that a washer/dryer?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FCC claims their servers crashing as a result of John Oliver's net neutrality segment on "Last Week Tonight" was a denial of service attack
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Mon May 08, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officer arrested in drug sting. To be fair, they can't plant them if they don't get them from somewhere
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A full list of "winners" at the MTV Movie/Television Awards. Losers, of course, were the viewers who suffered the indignity of watching it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man attempts new DIY sex reassignment procedure on himself. Man, that hadda hurt
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reminds everyone he's a gigantic asshole
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Officer: My shooting of an unarmed black teenager was justified because the car he was in was backing toward me aggressively. Chief: What about this video? Officer: F*ck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
-ure this marriage proposal at Fenway Park is
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mexican illegal immigrant "I hope we don't die here in the desert". Ukrainian illegal immigrant "Yo, I'm on a boat"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macron is already acting like victory is in the bag, draws widespread criticism from left and right for shallow, arrogant behavior after visiting brasserie. No word if he recommended citizens eat cake
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman banished from community after attacking her former lover with a sword. This is not a repeat from 1465 England
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle sets its second all-time fall/winter rain record in two years. "This year, it's been spread out to where dry days were about as rare as getting through two green traffic lights in a row"
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Air Canada pilot: We'll soon be landing in London. Does anyone have an extra rear wheel to lend us?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
High school girl brings stun gun to school, gives random students the business end
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Mon April 17, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mall shooter who killed 5 dies "mysteriously" while awaiting trial
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you live in Pennsylvania, New York, Indiana or Michigan, you get to join the good people of Ohio in playing Lunatic on the Loose as the police have no idea where he went. Stay safe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump thinks a 7-point win for a GOP candidate in a Kansas district he carried by 30 points 6 months ago is somehow a big win for him that the evil media is downplaying to deny him his due credit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the tension surrounding North Korea? Awesome. Here come Russian and Chinese surveillance ships to follow U.S.S. Carl Vinson's every move
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez somehow found not guilty of two murders, besides the one he's already in jail for until he dies. Patriots fans deflated
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Wed April 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say, here's a great idea for a game show: Let's invite women on and then male contestants can guess whether they're pregnant or just fat...or maybe guess whether their breasts are real or fake. It's perfect for that 13-year-old demographic. BRILLIANT
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Surely this week can not get any worse for Unit.... OFFS already
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"So one day, me and my tattoo artist were just talking about Law & Order and Mariska Hargitay and everything, and I was like, man, I would love to get a Law & Order tramp stamp. And the rest is history"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
" . . . He was scared because this was the first time he was shot" Because after a half-dozen times or so, I guess you get used to it
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
David Gest once tried to hire a hitman to kill Elton John, because John said: "I'd love to buy Liza a heterosexual husband"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If you like weird MLB records, Yankees Matt Holliday drew 5 unintentional walks in all 5 plate apprearances against the Orioles. Only the seventh time it's happened in the past 17 years
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(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
NHL Playoff bracket is set. Who's your team? Who will win each matchup? Notable injuries? It's your pre-playoff, Monday Morning NHL thread. Get your goonjuice ready, or make an adult drink...whatever
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The front fell off: Australian comedian John Clarke dead, 68
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Thu April 06, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Usually people hide their crack pipes in backyards, not their newly born babies. But, hey, it's crack
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Man startled awake by his dog, accidentally knocks gun to the ground, gets shot in thigh. Ta-da
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
First teaser for the new season of 'Preacher' on AMC will not absolve you
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Besides improving the bottom line, outsourcing is a great way to depict your employees as drunks
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Mon April 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student dies after pancake eating contest. Trump blames the International House of Pancakes, says it gives him the crepes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
New MLB intentional walk debuted on Sunday night and was so fast you probably missed it
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist suspended over controversial column that was "accidentally" published. What could be so wro-- ok, who does that?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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Tue March 21, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Is it me or is Harvey Levin a giant shill for the Trump administration? The big news from Comey and all TMZ can report is that someone jumped the fence at the White House. "Look at the dancing monkey, totally ignore the FBI lining up these weasels"
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran has as much place at Glastonbury as the Teletubbies, though at least their songs were enjoyable
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
49ers legend Dwight Clark announces he has ALS
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Wed March 15, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Rare 'sea sparkle' phenomenon in Tasmania means something from the dark abyss has come to the surface
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Mon March 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Syracuse draws UNC Greensboro in NIT first round. Boeheim Vs. Greensboro trifecta now in play
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Area is looking at a Harvey Leonard Category "78 all over again" Nor'easter for Tuesday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Knicks. You are now the worse of New York's two NBA teams
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Mon March 06, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Katy Perry touched the butt of Shawn Mendes and she liked it
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Florida man learns why Coloradans don't ride their motorcycles this time of year
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
"Listen up. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed with a wheel of cheddar is 4 miles an hour which gives us a radius of 6 miles. What I want is a hard search of every cheese shop, grocery store and dairy in that area"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The first episode of Top Gear without Chris Evans appears to be a hit
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Battle of the Network Stars reboot planned. Because this show was originally run in the 70's/80's, link is Not Suitable For Work due to the smallness and looseness of the shorts men wore back then
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
London movie theatre trolls 'Moonlight' audience by playing 'La La Land'. Everybody knows John Legend would never be confused with a gay Atlanta drug dealer
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Thu March 02, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty is still confused about Sunday, other days ending in "Y"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announce they are looking for new accountants to screw up the Oscars
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Send help, Charlize Theron is being attacked by several ink blots. No wait, sorry, it's just hilariously bad censorship by Iranian TV
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The Oscars rising star, Gary from Chicago, was released from prison just three days before the ceremony after spending twenty years behind bars for committing multiple felonies. He sees this as his redemption
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One surprising beneficiary of Sunday night's Oscars flub? Marisa Tomei, previously the subject of conspiracy theories for her win for "My Cousin Vinny"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
♪ Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give random gunfire in murderous love triangles a bad name ♪
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit says that Jared jewelers was a "hotbed of sexual harassment for female employees." Sorta gives a creepy new meaning to their slogan, "He got it at Jared's"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Wait until the NAACP hears about this" Sammy Davis Jr. regarding an Oscars envelope screw up
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The biggest loser of the Oscars probably isn't La La Land: it's probably Price Waterhouse Cooper, which had used its long association with the Oscars as proof of how dependable and reliable they are
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
New York Times runs ad during Oscars. Angry Trump tweet in 5...4...3...2...AAAAnnnnd there it is
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sabotaged the Oscars to get revenge on Jimmy Kimmel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The biggest winner at the Oscars last night? Gary, from Chicago
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Susan Fowler's experience of sexual harassment at Uber is so common in tech, it only took us a few hours to find 12 more stories
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I can't help but think that if we'd let Donald Trump host the Oscars just once, none of this would have ever happened
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest's mansion damaged by fire. Investigators checking the theory that the fire started when Brian Dunkleman forgot to unplug his hot plate in the garage
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(Komo)
 
 
 
This is EXACTLY why I don't answer my door
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 18 NBA power rankings sees very few changes with the exception of the Pelicans who jumped 10 spots to number 16 just for trading for DeMarcus Cousins
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Guy arrested after smashing his car onto the patio of KISS's newest restaurant in Cucamonga. Yes, cops suspect cold gin: "most nights the patio is filled with people sitting around the fire pits"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NFL player and all-around good guy has a brother who won't be either
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Passengers terrified as man hijacks their Uber, still rate him better than any cab driver
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hollywood begins closing down some streets a week ahead of the Oscars. Traffic backed up for miles. L.A. drivers see no difference
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(SportsChump)
 
 
 
So this means we can finally stop talking about Durant and Westbrook, right?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you were worried that David Cassidy was drunk during this past weekend's concert, because he kept slurring his words and fell off stage, you're wrong. It's just the onset of dementia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Could somebody tell Beyonce that having a baby isn't a miracle and being a mother doesn't make you goddess?
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 105 live from Halifax, Travis Browne vs Derrick Lewis, Johny Hendricks vs Hector Lombard. Fight Pass prelim at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 9 PM ET
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Drake." "Bye." *plunge*
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California: $6 Billion a year to support Illegal aliens, no problem . $100 Million to fix the Oroville dam so it won't collapse and drown 200,000 people when warned 10 years ago? Fark that
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Montreal Canadiens decide they no longer want to score goals
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Snow blowers are great for clearing sidewalks, driveways, finding murder victims buried under snowfall
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ha ha ha, sexual assault is funny, ha ha- whaddya mean I'm fired?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt announces third season premiere date with an homage to Beyonce featuring Titus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and his staff use their cell phone lights to work in the dark, ha ha. "Phones are portable television satellite trucks and, if compromised, can be used to get a great deal of information" *gulp*
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Mon February 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After unspecified health troubles that forced multiple concert cancellations, Grammy winner Willie Nelson, 83, is on the road again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the Grammy Award for Best Street Performer goes to CeeLo Green... err Gold. I saw his act on Jackson Square in NOLA and it was creepy then too
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Patriots, already making plans for Superbowl LII, trademark the phrase 'Blitz for Six'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And for Hyperbolic Fawning, the Grammy goes to
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver will begin running ads Monday morning on Fox News Channel, CNN and MSNBC on Morning Joe, Fox & Friends, and New Day in order to highlight subjects and topics Donald Trump knows nothing about
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pelicans' Buddy Hield grabs Kings' DeMarcus Cousins by groin, gets ejected. Most painful sack of the year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Singer's album skyrocketed in sales after wearing a dress supporting Trump at the Grammys
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bruno Mars and the Time do Prince so well that there'll probably be a tour. Or so subby wishfully hopes
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Walking Dead' trailer for Sunday night's return reveals rising up ain't gonna be easy
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Falcons faithful #RiseUp....and get off the bandwagon as about seven fans show up to greet the returning team at the airport following their Super Bowl chokejob for the ages
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's jersey, which was missing, then safely squared away, is now missing again with the Houston Police and Texas Rangers taking the field
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Mon February 06, 2017
(NESN)
 
 
 
Boston Globe declares Thomas Dewey Superbowl MVP
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51 TV ratings are in, and deflating faster Tom Brady's football
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You think Falcons fans and Brady haters are pissed? Try Vegas bookies who got hammered by bets on the Patriots' comeback, Edelman's pass and the 11-2 odds on an OT happening
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Sun February 05, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
President Bannon had to be reminded he isn't the guy tweeting from the Oval Bathroom
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump often tweets about terror and violence, but said nothing about an attack in Quebec City. It's almost as if it didn't fit the narrative he has been trying to push or something
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Massacre was no Sunday Night Massacre, which was an exquisite thing of beauty. But don't worry, Trump still has time to match that
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial killer. Turns out love is not all she's unlucky at
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Tue January 31, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
DHS : Hey, we were just messing around with those 872 refugees we stopped at the airport, cuffed, and jailed over the weekend. We've decided we're gonna let them in anyway. So we're cool now, right?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do evil
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Want to get your stolen car back quicker? Fake an Amber Alert
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Dems pledge to go tit for tat with SCOTUS nominee obstruction. Misunderstanding, Trump approves due to tits
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Quebec mosque shooter "liked" Donald Trump and Theresa May on Facebook, so you can go ahead and start up the "your side is worse" flamewar macros
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Illinois men's daring plan to speed away from pursuing Des Moines cops foiled by running out of fuel 40 miles away near Pleasantville. Mugshots nevertheless in full color
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The last time a television announcer was hired directly out of the booth to be an NFL GM with no scouting or front office experience whatsoever it was Matt Millen. And that worked out pretty well for everyone
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Seven bricks of cocaine found in nose of American Airlines plane at TIA
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Australian Open)
 
 
 
BEL18VE
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Fri January 27, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one: Donald Trump's outrage over Hillary Clinton's email habits might not have been entirely sincere
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Thu January 26, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well, there's lowlife, and then there's stealing the van of a family about to take their kid to Disneyland with all of the equipment and oxygen tanks in it
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Thief problem: more and more people are installing $200 doorbell camera systems. Thief solution: steal the doorbell
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Justin Tucker drills a 75 yard FG in Pro Bowl practice
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump still uses his unsecured Android cell phone. But he's not calling any private e-mail servers with it so we're all good
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Tue January 24, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Coyote found on Dat Dog balcony
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An Oral History of Homestar Runner
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Scott Baio complains people paid attention to him at the inauguration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is exactly the headline you were expecting to read in January 2017 a year ago
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The unidentified woman photographer taking selfies with U.S. Senators at the inauguration has been identified. She's a U.S. Senator
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Johnny Manziel resolves to not be a douchebag ... then has a Twitter beef with Browns fans
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Steelers hotel alarm puller is from Eastie, pleads not guilty, has attorney who alleges police induced his client to make incriminating statements while drunk. Here we go again, anyone got some popcorn and deflated balls?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well now we have proof of what happened to all the air let out of the footballs...He's been hiding it in his jacket
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl tickets are slow to sell, and it has nothing to do with the two teams playing
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roethlisberger should have known that hitting his receivers on the hands would be a recipe for disaster
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hires Breitbart writer to make alternative facts great again
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For two and a half hours, United stopped breaking guitars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who says soccer isn't a contact sport: Player suffers fractured skull from a clash of heads
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