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		You're a conservative student patriot being forced to listen to your liberal professor say mean things about Teabaggers and Republicans in class. Wat do? Well, you certainly wouldn't secretly record him; we know how Mitch McConnell feels about that source: radio.foxnews.com   |   share:	(38)
		76% of college professors are not tenured and are not paid a livable wage. In other words, they're pretty much where their students will be after they graduate source: inplainsight.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(50)
		"Counselors are available for students and staff" because: A) a student shot up yet another school, B) a student committed suicide on campus, or C) the principal drove into work drunk source: freep.com   |   share:	(15)

		Rand PAUL gives awkward, condescending speech on race to students at historically black Howard University. So how's that outreach coming, GOP? source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(259)
		Transgender high school student may wear original Wang to prom, Kerry on wayward Un, and Eric Holder is looking at the wrong porn: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/31 - 4/6 source: fark.com   |   share:	(2)

		Smoking hot 36-year-old primary school teacher arrested for sex with student. Just kidding, she quits her day job to become a full-time pole dancer (w/pics) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(109)
		Hey students, now teachers know when you're done reading your E-books, or if you've read them at all. Think of it as Big Brother but in a good way, it's for your own good source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(52)

		Greek student decided to express his not so positive opinion of the greek Parliament written on a piece of paper, "First time in a brothel". Shared it on Facebook, got a 5 day suspension and now is asking for vindication from the online community source: neurope.eu   |   share:	(23)
		"Flux," a film from San Francisco State University student Jamie Oliveira, shows how a shift in perception can change how you experience reality source: vimeo.com   |   share:	(119)

Americans hold about $1 trillion in student loans, and the debt burden is only getting heavier, and few students are asking questions about what type of loans--if any--they should take source: npr.org   |   share:

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		Transgender high school student wins right to wear dress to prom. No word on whether it will be an original Wang source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(161)
		Having solved all other problems, North Carolina passes a bill requiring schools to teach cursive handwriting. So students will be able to read the Bill of Rights source: wral.com   |   share:	(165)

Police Chief resigns to devote more time to his newfound interest in "fine art" photography of college students, rather than face charges source: concordmonitor.com   |   share:

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Remember the school shooting in 2010 at Hastings Middle School in Minnesota that left six students dead? Me either. But if you do, the National Rifle Association would REALLY like you to corroborate the story they apparently pulled out of their ass source: motherjones.com   |   share:

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Vidal Sassoon's final heir cut, FBI searches for missing Brown student-finally, and Bud Light goes after those who like it in the can: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/24 - 3/30 source: fark.com   |   share:

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Student: YOLO. School: SUSPENDED source: kens5.com   |   share:

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College students dislike hookup culture, would prefer old-timey dating source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:

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Thirty-five Atlanta Public Schools educators, including principals, superintendents and teachers, indicted on racketeering charges for changing answers on state exams of students in order to meet standards. They face 45 years in prison source: wsbtv.com   |   share:

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Charges dropped against 28-year-old NJ teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student. Your guesses as to the teacher's gender and hotness are wrong source: nj.com   |   share:

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		In Idaho, using the word "vagina" instead of "bathroom hole of shame" in your biology class upsets parents, makes students giggle source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(156)
		Today's smoking hot teacher having sex story...wait, the teacher actually reported the affair cause the student tried to blackmail her? Well, damn source: chron.com   |   share:	(118)

After a high school student's leg is severely burned at a frat party when somebody tossed a vodka bottle into the bonfire, frat members do the classy thing and tell her to wait for help down the street so they don't get in trouble source: azfamily.com   |   share:

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		Actual headline: "FBI joins search for missing Brown student". There's a first time for everything, I suppose source: usatoday.com   |   share:	(66)
		British school helps to put the nanny in nanny state by forbidding cafeteria employees to cook triangular flapjacks because the sharp end could poke a student's eye out source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(86)

		Professor forces a student to violate his religious beliefs. Student complains the college. College does A) apologize, B) Bring the Professor before a committee, or C) Suspend the student and go into denial mode source: townhall.com   |   share:	(478)
		You might think that this is just another story of a Florida teacher getting into trouble together with one of his students, but this time, it happened during a skydiving lesson source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(58)
		Schools are shocked, SHOCKED that students would set up derogatory high school Facebook pages source: helenair.com   |   share:	(54)

		Straight A student fails first chemistry test source: usnews.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(194)
		Ah, Switzerland. Come for the cheese and chocolate, stay for the "fugitive accupuncturist" with a gun and samurai sword being arrested by a SWAT team for giving his music students AIDS source: articles.washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(34)
		Teacher at small Catholic school secretly taped students, but that's okay, because it was in band and the tape got them invited to play at Carnegie Hall, on the USS Intrepid, and at the Statue of Liberty source: mauinews.com   |   share:	(16)

ACLU up in arms because students of a California high school were told they could only wear "gender appropriate" clothing for school pictures and prom. Did no one think to just get the guys to wear kilts in protest? source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share:

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If the courts rule that the B1G must share television revenue with student athletes, commissioner Jim Delany warns that the league could drop down to Division III instead. Who doesn't want to see Baldwin-Wallace at the Horseshoe? source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share:

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Student takes on corporate giant Dole Foods and wins source: komonews.com   |   share:

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		Student suspended over 'Hot For Teacher' essay sues Oakland University. "She was blonde and attractive in the Meg Ryan kind of way which I usually don't go for" source: detroit.cbslocal.com   |   share:	(143)
		All hell breaks loose when an overprotective helicopter mom spots a cleaning crew employee in the parking lot of her children's school and automatically assumes he's an armed lunatic hellbent on snuffing the life out of every student source: khou.com   |   share:	(290)

Teacher uses Settlers of Catan to teach history. "One student was so frustrated because he was winning at one point, and the other kids froze him out and wouldn't trade with him. He said flat out, 'I now understand why people go to war.'" source: milforddailynews.com   |   share:

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		77,000 people who have never heard of TOR flock to thesis project of a Japanese student who has also never heard of TOR source: networkworld.com   |   share:	(33)
		How far can you travel in 36 hours with no money? The bar has been set rather high by two Trinity College students who went from Ireland to Argentina source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share:	(67)
		Sneaking out to fark during the prom is probably a cool idea. But you should do it while you're a student like your partner, instead of waiting to become assistant principal source: abcnews.go.com   |   share:	(24)

		High School science teacher discourages student from using condoms during their sex trysts. What could possibly go wrong in the biology department? source: nydailynews.com   |   share:	(29)
		America's fastest growing job doesn't pay minimum wage, student loan payments source: money.cnn.com   |   share:	(43)
		Inexperienced preschool teacher uses masking tape to restrain a student at nap time. Anyone with tenure knows it's a lot harder for them to wriggle free if you use duct tape source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share:	(13)

		Student cuts out middle man, hacks Florida State's servers and redirects all queries to gay porn website source: newsherald.com   |   share:	(32)
		Teacher fired over mystery facebook or twitter comment. It wasn't sexual or vulgar, but the superintendent won't tell him what the comment was. Just that a female student's parent complained. And like that, poof, he was gone source: triblive.com   |   share:	(119)

Student banned from carrying guinea pig on college campus receives $40,000 settlement. Your dog made a Richard Gere joke source: gawker.com   |   share:

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		Cute 25-year-old art teacher arrested for sex with student, looks really happy about the whole experience (w/mugshot) source: khou.com   |   share:	(82)
		Student's teacher sex fantasies ruined by the reality of having naked photos of her sent to his phone source: clickorlando.com   |   share:	(63)
		How do you protest anti-abortion demonstrators? With 4-by-6 foot posters of the genitals of female students, of course source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share:	(214)

		Today: South Dakota enacts first law allowing teachers to carry guns. Tomorrow: 15 asshole teachers arrested for waving guns at unruly students source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(344)
		Old and busted: Colleges offer laptops to attract students. New hotness: Colleges offer sex-change operations to attract students source: kabc.com   |   share:	(49)
		Courtesy of Bobby Jindal's "school choice" program, Louisiana students can now learn that hippies were Satan worshippers who rarely bathed, and that the KKK were moral reformers who mostly fought against bootleggers and dirty movies source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(92)

Michael White, 29, forced a 16-year-old female student to perform lap dances in front of male students in his informational technology class source: kmov.com   |   share:

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		Baylor student dies in freak Filipino dance accident source: now.msn.com   |   share:	(77)
(Some Guy)		Researchers presenting paper on why students plagiarize. Thinking of using their work for my master's thesis source: pages.turnitin.com   |   share:	(40)
		Workshop by "sexologist" who owns a sex shop determines that 9% of Yale students have been paid for sex, 3% have engaged in bestiality, and over half say that they "engaged in consensual pain" during sex, paying tuition source: thecollegefix.com   |   share:	(70)
		College student who got an $1800 cash machine overpayment takes four days to finally conclude that ATMs have cameras source: delawareonline.com   |   share:	(89)
(Lowering The Bar)		What's dumber than a school suspending a kid for a pastry gun? The school making counselors available to any students troubled by the pastry gun source: loweringthebar.net   |   share:	(205)

Teacher: "STFU". Student: "Blah blah blah". Teacher: Enjoy your duct tape source: chicago.cbslocal.com   |   share:

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		Attractive 36-year-old physical-education teacher arrested for physical-education with female student (w/mugshot) source: azcentral.com   |   share:	(60)
		Save a fellow student from being shot point blank? That's a suspension source: theblaze.com   |   share:	(116)

		Republican college students spell doom for the GOP: Many are leaning Libertarian because the GOP is medieval on social issues, and even those who parrot Fox News talking points admit the party may have lost voters for the next 50 years source: npr.org   |   share:	(468)
		If ever there were a Fark ready headline, it's this one: "Manhattan Art School Confiscates Refrigerator Full of Semen From Student" source: gawker.com   |   share:	(66)

Thank goodness Texas has allowed teachers to bring guns in the classroom, or else students would miss out on the teachers accidentally shooting themselves during class source: usnews.nbcnews.com   |   share:

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Photoshop these students practicing source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share:

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So, just how old are the actors who play high school students? source: collegehumor.com   |   share:

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Student charged with an honor code violation for "intimidating" her rapist by speaking publicly source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		Oklahoma considering bill to prevent teachers from flunking students who claim that the Holocaust or gravity are myths source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(306)
		High school teacher gives assignment for students to write paper on anything they want. But if you write about hunting or attending a gun show. YOU GET NOTHING Difficulty: TEXAS source: myfoxdfw.com   |   share:	(168)
		Oh, so you left the state for 4 years to serve in the Navy? You're an out-of-state student now. Pay up source: clickondetroit.com   |   share:	(147)

		"The student loan crisis is a myth," says an article with many pretty charts that all somehow completely miss the point source: theatlantic.com   |   share:	(330)
		Elementary school teachers, who are apparently NOT high on crack, claim that having their students bounce up and down on giant rubber balls rather than sitting at traditional desks makes them more attentive and calm source: washingtontimes.com   |   share:	(85)
		College student calls police to report gunshot in the area but it turns out it was actually something called a newspaper hitting the sidewalk source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share:	(57)

Dear students, not to discourage your dreams of making it big as a pop star, but Glenn Medeiros, who had number-one hits in the US, UK and France, has been promoted from history teacher to vice-principal source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share:

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		Today's (kinda want) teacher/student conjugation comes to us from Pasadena, Texas. With phone text lesson plan goodness source: blogs.houstonpress.com   |   share:	(110)
		Penn State students raise $10.7 million to help fight pediatric cancer, so naturally this was a bad thing because Joe Paterno's son was allowed to speak source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(38)

School shooting massacre averted. List found targeting six elementary school students including one girl because she was annoying. Suspects are two ten-year-olds who brought a gun and knife to school source: articles.latimes.com   |   share:

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New Jersey college student starts a condom delivery service. Guarantees delivery in 30 minutes, or the baby is free source: foxnews.com   |   share:

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		A political science professor tells students not to use openly fictitious parody of real-life news sites like The Onion or Fox News as sources for their work source: wtov9.com   |   share:	(261)
		Photoshop this student's smoking statement source: latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com   |   share:	(17)

		Student with scary black Glock AR-47 tactical assault shovel terrorizes school into lockdown source: ktvb.com   |   share:	(293)
		Not sure if sketch of the suspect was provided by police department, or art class 101 student source: mysuncoast.com   |   share:	(44)

		Grad student goes to a metal show and accidently discovers some physics. "It turns out that the statistical description we use for gasses matches the behavior of people in mosh pits. In other words, people bounce around like the molecules in a gas" source: theatlantic.com   |   share:	(54)
		History teacher in hot water after lassoing student, leaving bruises around his neck. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? source: wfaa.com   |   share:	(53)

		Brown University students can now change their major or go for a major change source: washingtontimes.com   |   share:	(45)
		Zen Master: you must forego attachment to all things, even your attachment to personal modesty. Zen student: Is that some kind of metaphonical koan? Zen Master: No, seriously, whip out 'dem boobies source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(124)

		Virginia House passes a "Tebow Bill" which will allow talented homeschool students to warm the benches for mediocre public school athletes source: ashburn.patch.com   |   share:	(130)
		Teacher suspended for A) Having sex with a student. B) Posting nude pictures on the internet. C) Dumping pencil shavings into a student's mouth source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(46)

		New York Times considering "youth" edition of paper geared to millennials and college students. No boring world or local news, just the coolest Brooklyn hotspots and the hottest trends as reported by savvy NYT trend reporters source: forbes.com   |   share:	(46)
		Arizona colleges begin heavy pursuit of out-of-state students. Mostly because it's hard to find anyone under the age of 65 who lives in Arizona source: usatoday.com   |   share:	(78)

Your daily "female teacher has inappropriate relationship with high school student" story features an actual hottie. Seriously. Not kidding this time. Click the link source: goupstate.com   |   share:

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		First guns in schools, now this. 'Dangerous' latex bombs filled with fluid thrown in high school hallways causes slipping and falling and some 'upset' students source: abc22now.com   |   share:	(51)
		LA school district takes $170 million from a federal fund to feed low-income students and spends it on more important things. Like lawn sprinklers and a TV station source: dailynews.com   |   share:	(59)

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Teacher of gifted students finds one a little more gifted source: memphisrap.com   |   share:

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Not news: 7-year-old student suspended. Fark: For tossing imaginary hand-grenade during recess source: denverpost.com   |   share:

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		33 year old female teacher arrested after drinking with,smoking weed with, and buying drugs from 17 year old student. No sex involved. Hey kid your doing it wrong With oh hell yes you'd hit it mug shot source: tcpalm.com   |   share:	(123)
		Would paying public school teachers a $125,000 salary improve student performance? One New York City school is trying it out source: marketplace.org   |   share:	(148)

High School students asked to create new ice cream flavor. This should end well source: 939mia.com   |   share:

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		News: Cute 17-year-old student scores perfect 2400 on her SATs. Fark: Two of her classmates also ace the test (w/pics) source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(153)
		Step 1) School system to copyright and claim ownership over all teacher and student work. Step 2) ???? Step 3) Profit source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(83)
		Student creates incident after inhaling crushed smarties. Scene declared safe after student exploded at remote location source: clickorlando.com   |   share:	(67)
		New Jersey school institutes no cursing rule for students...unless you have a penis. Then you're farking golden source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share:	(99)
		University of Michigan wants to make sure its students don't get Te'oed source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(6)

		High school student suspended for possession of deadly JPEG source: abc15.com   |   share:	(219)
		More than half the students in Harvard's "Introduction to Congress" class got caught cheating on an exam, resulting in dozens of suspensions. Subby sure at least one of the cheaters will wind up IN Congress source: thecrimson.com   |   share:	(96)
		HS teacher and football coach rants about his dislike for Michelle Obama and gays in front of students. Invites them to complain to principal and school board. Student does just that. w/audio source: timesdaily.com   |   share:	(265)

Fark has enough stories of high school teachers hooking up with students how about one with a college professor for once source: keloland.com   |   share:

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Congratulations law students. You're now in the elite employment ranks of Future Starbucks Baristas, along with all those liberal arts masters degree holders source: nytimes.com   |   share:

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		College student files discrimination complaint because senior party will be at club with alcohol and she's not old enough to drink source: boston.com   |   share:	(121)
		"Wait, you mean I shouldn't have allowed my students to wear KKK robes in class? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(72)
		Smoking hot 23-year-old skinny blonde teacher posts half-naked pics of herself on Twitter, presumably to attract students to have sex with (w/pics) source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(246)

Acute algebra teacher in trouble for show a student her box and whisker plot source: nydailynews.com   |   share:

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Turns out MIT has a history of selling its students out to the FBI source: web.mit.edu   |   share:

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		Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(130)
		1) Be a unionized New York City schoolteacher. 2) Sexually harass female students. 3) Profit source: nypost.com   |   share:	(95)

		As far as teacher sex scandals are concerned, this one may win the prize; as she's found with not one, two or three but six students at once source: azfamily.com   |   share:	(119)
		Arizona lawmakers propose high school students must swear oath to US Constitution before graduating. Fark off, legal immigrants source: indecisionforever.com   |   share:	(149)

Death of Romeoville student still a mystery, though police believe their suspect resides in nearby Capuletberg source: chicagotribune.com   |   share:

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		'Common Core' curriculum will harm students by taking away local control of education. Because while 2 + 2 = 4 in New York or California, in real American states like Alabama 2 + 2 = potato source: townhall.com   |   share:	(79)
		Dolphin caught in net takes bloody revenge on school of scuba students. Just kidding, it asked for help from instructor with opposable thumbs source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(42)

MIT student takes the science of ruining a party to new heights, develops ice cube to tell you when you've had too much alcohol, fun. FARK: If you have any friends left, it will inform them via text that you need to hand over your keys source: cnn.com   |   share:

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Not news: Hot teacher (42) has affair with 15 year old student. News: Finds legal loophole to avoid prosecution. Fark: they got married while he was still underage source: wgntv.com   |   share:

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		More than fifty percent of high school students don't read good, and since we don't have a Derek Zoolander to build a center, we must change the reading standards instead of actually identifying and fixing the cause source: npr.org   |   share:	(416)
		Group from New York church plan to rally in Florida supporting bill that would leave decisions on prayer in schools up to students, saying it promotes religious diversity. Fark: Satanist church source: abcnews.go.com   |   share:	(94)

		Today's "teacher arrested for seducing a student via text message" comes from Liberace's hometown. Fark: both teacher and student were male source: mydesert.com   |   share:	(46)
		Man in Bucky Badger hat robbed bank because he wants to go to prison for free medication and asked for $500 so he could pay off his $250,000 student loan debt source: host.madison.com   |   share:	(46)

San Jose State University offers low-cost online courses to local students who are crowded out of basic remedial classes. Difficulty: The diploma you get still comes from San Jose State University source: sfgate.com   |   share:

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Photoshop these students who suck source: latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com   |   share:

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		Today's "teacher getting caught for having sex with a student" comes to you from Maryland. It was a male teacher, though, so of course the story ends with prison and a $350,000 bond source: wtop.com   |   share:	(100)
		Satanists to rally in support of Governor Rick Scott for his signing of bill allowing prayers by students at public events. "We feel it's time for Satanists to come out and say exactly who we are" source: wpbf.com   |   share:	(77)
		Who in the hell would try pairing financially needy college students with sugar daddies in need of "companionship" ? source: miamiherald.com   |   share:	(115)

University of Arizona now offering a minor in hip hop music. Even philosophy majors are asking students what they are going to do with that when they graduate source: latimes.com   |   share:

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A teacher was suspended after she made students clean bathroom graffiti with toothbrushes and industrial strength cleaner.. which would have been a good punishment had there been a bit more ventilation source: johnsoncitypress.com   |   share:

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		Today's "attractive female high school teacher trading her yearbook photo for a mug shot after doing the sex with students thing" comes to us from Houston. Bonus: a neighbor interviewed on camera says he hope she gets sentenced like a man would source: khou.com   |   share:	(88)
		Female teacher recently paroled after doing the whole sex with a student thing snips off her ankle bracelet and hits the road with another young'un. Or, as they call it in Buffalo, "Wednesday" source: wivb.com   |   share:	(47)
		Good and bad news for Canadian Students: hard drive containing personal information about more than half a million people who received student loans has gone missing source: cbc.ca   |   share:	(32)

		As if the odds weren't already on his side, a grown man brings his teenage son and a baseball bat with him to pick a fight with elementary school students source: wpxi.com   |   share:	(59)
		Students bring itching and burning as hometown souvenirs to Fla. college town source: wtxl.com   |   share:	(30)

		How do we, a budget-strapped school, remove all of this asbestos? Let's have the students do it. Brilliant source: wkyc.com   |   share:	(85)
		British students no longer just learning about the tools of the devil, will now know how many rods cars get to the hogshead source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share:	(122)

		University of Texas women's track coach resigns after lapping one of her student-athletes source: cnn.com   |   share:	(73)
		Young Ace: Student pilot lands plane missing a wheel in Australia source: youtube.com   |   share:	(26)

		Boston schools to assign more students to kindergarten quicker. Detective John Kimble insists that it's *not* a tumor source: boston.com   |   share:	(9)
		Today's "Happily married with two kids hot female teacher arrested for having sex with a student" story comes from ... throws dart at map ... Columbia, South Carolina source: wistv.com   |   share:	(202)
		Yahoo puts University Professor as their least stressful job for 2013, which would be true if not for the students and their parents source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share:	(55)

Virginia brings the hammer down on hot female teachers having sex with their students, sentences Anna Michelle Walter to 12 whole months in prison, or about a tenth of what a male teachers have received just for sexting with female students source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:

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School administration reverses decision to not allow Elvis musical at school. However students will only be allowed to dance from the waist up source: foxnews.com   |   share:

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Middle school teacher arrested for letting three sons get drunk and high, shoot shotguns, steal AK-47s, fight, and generally terrorize neighborhood. Neighbor can't believe she's a teacher since she has never been accused of having sex with students source: whas11.com   |   share:

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Colleges are now helping students scrub their online footprints before graduation, so feel free to post those pictures from when you blew an entire frathouse to ring in the new year source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:

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Researchers in Spain say female university students are bigger binge drinkers than their male counterparts -- making it harder for them to know if their date is the right Juan source: upi.com   |   share:

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In response to Sandy Hook tragedy, San Francisco vows to protect its students by banning...poetry source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:

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		Hottie Biology teacher arrested for tutoring student on her own time. Smoking teacher trifecta complete source: myfoxal.com   |   share:	(82)
(KLAX)		Our long national drought is over. Actual "smokin' hot teacher" farking students trifecta in play source: klax-tv.com   |   share:	(76)
		Apparently, the school thinks an appropriate punishment for a white student putting a noose and KKK paraphernalia on the desk of a black classmate is a suspension instead of expulsion and criminal charges source: startribune.com   |   share:	(205)

College students research on turtles takes a "dark twist". Turns out that people like to run over them source: heraldonline.com   |   share:

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Software glitch purges spring classes. Damn you, Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; -- source: uvureview.com   |   share:

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Sir Ian Murray McKellen stops by high school, gives students best advice ever source: youtube.com   |   share:

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Elementary school goes on lockdown after student is discovered carrying a concealed magic marker source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share:

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Hot blonde high school teacher forced to resign over: A) Being a nude model, B) Sex with students, or C) Production of Legally Blonde musical source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:

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		School lunch lady honored for feeding student who couldn't afford his school lunches. Did I say honored? I meant fired source: fox2now.com   |   share:	(375)
		If you're a 19-year-old college student being questioned by a cop, you aren't doing yourself any favors if you call the officer a peasant and inform him you belong to a fraternity that has money and lawyers to get you out of any situation source: azcentral.com   |   share:	(70)

		Reality intrudes as high school students on civics class trip witness knife assault in San Diego courtroom source: patch.com   |   share:	(27)
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That CA "law student" gunned down in an apparent professional hit in NYC? He had a rap sheet as long as your arm, had 3 cell phones on him when he died and was described as "being heavily into CA 'club culture' " source: news.sky.com   |   share:

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