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Thu November 27, 2014
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study finds that running can keep you younger, slow down the aging process, leave you many miles from home
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Wed November 26, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Study finds today's children watch only half as much TV as adults because they spend nearly every waking moment online
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(28)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Do you find the holidays depressing? At least you're not a geologist studying depressions in Holiday
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(17)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
While you're sitting there complaining about that airport bar in Raleigh-Durham, in Siberia, they're making the passengers get out and push their 74 passenger Tupolev that got stuck in the snow
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(134)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Toy gun prompts lockdown at state hospital for the criminally stupid
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(25)
 
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Assistant principal and front runner for "Alpha Male A**hole of the Week," shaved off a student's haircut in the cafeteria because he didn't like the way it looked
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(131)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Friday has taken the stuffing out of the turkeys on Thanksgiving from farkin... well you get it
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Research finds that texting posture is equivalent to hanging a sixty pound weight from your neck. Is there an emoticon for that?
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(49)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
New study reveals every person who goes to Glastonbury Festival is a 60-year-old man who likes gooseberry crumble
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(11)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo struggles with declining attendance in 2014, blames Canadian monkeys who are too polite to publicly masturbate or fling their poop at visitors
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Sun November 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Religious fanatics running schools that ignore basic education to teach rampant superstitious idiocy and bigotry? An outrage...wait, they vote Democrat if we give them stuff? Nothing to see here, move along, can't show you that, state regulations
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
On December 9 Jonathan Gruber will tell members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee how stupid they are
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(151)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Bohemian waxwings stuff themselves with mountain ash berries, then take flight. Difficulty: Fermentation
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(19)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Woman promises to bring multi-billion dollar movie studio to small town, takes the money and runs (with "you should have known by the eyes" pic)
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Fri November 21, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
College girl broadcasts polling of student body (not safe for work)
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(10)
 
(Oklahoma Daily)
 
 
 
Retired OU bio prof gets fame for feeding the squirrels who have learned to ignore thousands of students and to follow him for a nut or two. Hero trumps Sappy because he's been instrumental to repeated thwarting of OK creationists
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(19)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Q: Is Florida state law making students feel less intelligent in school? A: Florida
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP in the Senate minority: "FILIBUSTER REFORM IS AN OUTRAGE." GOP in the Senate majority: "So, we're all cool with this filibuster reform stuff, right?"
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(103)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study concludes most Farkers are not alcoholics
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(40)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Basing your campaign around "if you don't vote for Democrats, then Republicans will win" was a stupid mistake, according to the hyperpartisan neoconservative kos
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(171)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Students walk in on headmaster giving oral to math teacher - which about sums it up (Not safe for work)
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(153)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid students suspended for snorting Smarties
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're better than this Chinese stunt driver at parallel parking consider yourself an ace
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish women's group campaigning to have a word for female masturbation officially recognized - and are inviting people to make suggestions for what it should be. Fark has been summoned, folks. Let's solve this one
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(69)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Survey finds that even women who have an MBA from Harvard are "disappointed" by their careers. Medieval studies graduates who eke out an existence selling crap on Etsy and selling their plasma unavailable for comment
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(60)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills coach Doug Marrone comes upon driver stuck in snow, pushes the car for nine yards and then punts
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(9)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Advocates for Canada's Keystone Pipeline rely on the stupidity of American voters
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(103)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows that eating trans fat may damage your memory, leave you with an adipose complex
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(9)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate liberals are the "f*ck off, this is stupid and you know it" caucus. All 4 of them
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(69)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New study confirms marijuana kills brain cancer. Far out, man
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(94)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Know who won the U.S. Civil War? Congratulations, you're smarter than a Texas Tech University student
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(180)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan f*cking stunned by $100,000 fine for swearing at ref
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female college student discovers that broadcasting online sex shows in the university library is considered "inappropriate use" of the facility
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman wears 50 different mustaches. John Travolta still stuck with just one beard
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(23)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Political commentary: "We're about to get two years of intense, horrifying stupidity"
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(260)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All season long, the Detroit Lions forgot they were the team prone to stupid penalties, mental mistakes, and poor play-calling. On Sunday, they remembered
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven-year-old Australian woman astonishes doctors by recovering from MS: "I know it sounds dramatic but I wanted to take a more active role in this and not be stuck with a death sentence" (pics)
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(87)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds 80 million bacteria transferred during 10 second kiss...not including cooties
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(23)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Math teacher pulls knife on middle school student during math quiz, illustrating why everybody hates word problems
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(54)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Kettle Chips that taste like cranberry, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy and "I SWEAR THAT'S A COOKIE"
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report finds 36 million people live in modern slavery worldwide. So go ahead and top off that latte, your student loans are due
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(68)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Engineering students develop a bicycle that can't be stolen
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(45)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberal funded study, done by Liberal academics, at a Liberal University find Fracking...100% completely safe
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(151)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
My child is an honor roll student who burnt down our home, killed our dog, and got arrested in the nude
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(83)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought Romney's 360 electoral vote landslide was the stuff of legend, just wait til Santorum pulls a 400 vote landslide against Hillary
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(136)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nine drunk British college students get stuck in an elevator and Aerosmith ensues
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(36)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Medical marijuana is a ruse. It makes you slow, it makes you stupid, and once you get bored with it you'll be more prone to experiment with more dangerous drugs such as cocaine and heroin"
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(234)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Cops called to to school over a student bringing in a dangerous weapon....confetti
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(35)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Justus Belfield, 98, spent his last full day on earth in his army uniform, lying in bed at Baptist Health Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Scotia with his wife Lillian in her own bed next to him." Godspeed sir
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(38)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Send home a letter with students saying that "White Students" didn't meet last year's reading requirements on the SOLs? You already know someone has a problem with this
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
A mall in Buffalo, NY will fine any store that does not open on Thanksgiving for holiday shopping. Stupid tag doesn't seem fitting
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(64)
 
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Pew study says Americans fear they have lost control of their personal data. Research conducted among shoppers at Michaels, Home Depot, Target
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(6)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Lower Education: How a disgraced college chain trapped its students in poverty
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Obama paid Jonathan Gruber almost half a million dollars to call Americans stupid
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(150)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study says if you have trouble swallowing pills you're probably doing it wrong. Especially if it's a suppository
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(74)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Father and son have the best sausages in the South West (with disturbing trophy to prove it)
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(34)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy makes amazingly detailed Professor Farnsworth costume. It will haunt your dreams
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(30)
 
(World Entertainment News Network)
 
 
 
If you picked up some luggage or a rear door that fell off a private plane in Germany this week, the stuff is Bono's and he wants it back
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(74)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Study discovers that Seattle Seahawks are watering down their beer
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(49)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Attention all students at the University of Alaska: Just because your state has legalized marijuana does not change the fact that your school gets funding from the federal government
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Wed November 12, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
I just want to say I am sorry. Sorry for calling all of you gullible morons "stupid" with a camera rolling
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(235)
 
(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Mozilla announces its 4th quarter 2014 privacy initiative that it will stop paying attention to by the next quarter. Because Firefox and users and, uh, new technology and stuff
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(28)
 
(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"A Council Bluffs elementary school student swapped a loaded round of ammunition for playing cards on a school bus"
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"A few minutes into the ceremony we noticed one student fell over. A second one fell and it sort of dominoed from there"
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(36)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The FCC politely tells Obama to get stuffed
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(129)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study confirms that the younger you start smoking pot the dumber you become. How did they figure this out? By asking 30 year old people who have been smoking for three decades or more
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(139)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Man tells Dear Prudence he's a sexual stud. Hell, sounds like he's telling everyone
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(63)
 
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
For you music gearheads: a tour of Robert Fripp's performance and studio setup, which is only slightly more complicated than Mission Control at NASA
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China builds a computer network impenetrable to hackers. It's the first technology from China that outsiders have have been completely stumped by since the abacus
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Mon November 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man survives after being trapped under his crashed SUV for seventeen hours: "He caught rain water in a little can to drink. He made a pillow out of grass, stuffed his shirt full of grass"
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Perry's Q&A with Dartmouth students turns into an AMA when a student asks Perry if he'd take it in the pooper in exchange for $102 million. Given the oddly specific amount, unclear if that was a hypothetical or an actual offer
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(90)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Student who posted school threats, selfies with his guns to Twitter account posts after cops left with said guns: "I want everyone to know that I am a (expletive) idiot and the cops just came because I'm a (expletive) dum (expletive)"
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber joins Steelers at Bible study. And now you know why they lost to the Jets
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(52)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Egyptian student arrested for carrying George Orwell's 1984 in open-and-shut case of thoughtcrime
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(38)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
New NBA study confirms that shorter refs call more fouls due to "aggressive, controlling behavior via the Napoleon complex"
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Marc Trestman "extremely disturbed" by the Bears' record loss to Green Bay. Well, maybe that's because he could be out of a job
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(162)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New study says that having a sense of purpose helps you live longer. Once again, more bad news for government workers
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(21)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado State student steals ambulance, goes on joy ride, crashes ambulance, gets tasered by police, masturbates in the police station. Police blame it on bad molly, but the kid was obviously just gluten intolerant
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five stupid things people do when they're broke. Some days, you probably managed all five
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(8)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
University releases app to calculate your BAC based on exact number and types of drinks you've had, because drunk students have no problems remembering that information
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(44)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us to open at 5:00 PM on Thanksgiving day so you can go buy stuff for your kids instead of spending a holiday with them
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(134)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Police pepper spray students during demonstration. Which makes sense when it's college students protesting, not so much when it's kindergarteners
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yale endowment grows. Female students hope to get a piece of that package
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama decided to bypass all that messy ambassador stuff and transparency and became pen pals with Iran's Khameini
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dictators, palaces, ebola, student debt and buying a better sports team. Oh my
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(14)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
TV ad for pizza rolls called "disturbing in the best possible way - It's a little bit like a nightmare in which the creepiest characters from Pee Wee Herman's Adventure and American Horror Story commandeer your brain"
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(26)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Stuff that you didn't know your microwave can do. Get the ebola out of that dirty sponge
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a cat, you have one job in the house, kill stuff, especially spiders. Now lets see Kitteh vs Spideew
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(21)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
This is why blueberries are so awesome and why you need to stuff your face with them. Stay tuned for tomorrow's article where we discuss why blueberries are the devil and Ebola quarantine suits are required
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(31)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The least offensive thing about these tweets is the mental image of Artie Lange masturbating
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(108)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Major study finds no link between movie, video game violence and societal violence, so let us never talk of these things again
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds it's cheaper to fly to the US and buy an iMac than pay the inflated prices UK stores are charging
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(62)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Texas teacher and part-time peace officer attacks school bullying problem by telling students that shooters are roaming the halls to hunt and kill bullies first. "If y'all have ever bullied somebody else, you're going to be the first ones to go"
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(132)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Clowns to the left, jokers to the right. Here we are, stuck in the morass again. 2014 MidTerm Election Thread continued
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(1601)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Wormholes may be the stuff of science fiction for now, but here's real, physical hope for the future
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(29)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Not News: Teacher takes eleven students on a field trip. Fark: In her Honda Accord
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(67)
 
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
The 13 funniest mugshots of people in costume is actually 12, plus an infamous huffer
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New United Nations study says humans must stop using fossil fuels by the year 2100, which is great news for all of us reading this because none of us will live that long so we don't have to worry about it
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(168)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Good ways a school board can spend $157,000: 1) Hire more teachers, 2) A shiatload of chalk 3) New computers. Bad ways: 1) Hiring an ex-FBI agent to monitor the social media activity of students to find reasons to expel the black ones
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(100)
 
(The World's Best Ever)
 
 
 
Shoe collectors step back in time when they find a fully stocked Adidas shop in Buenos Aires that hasn't been disturbed since the 1970s
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(53)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Student loses his mind, sends school-wide email over stolen apple
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As with every other election day, CNN is asking the usual stupid question: "Should Americans be forced to vote?"
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(153)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Every physics student knows that a bowling ball and a feather will fall at the same speed in a vacuum. But where can you find a vacuum chamber big enough to test this? At NASA, of course
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(87)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
School of Mines students rescued in the high mountains. Now there's a shocker
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(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Research Institute of Obvious Studies comes a report that the majority of Americans like their guns. And they do NOT like anyone getting in between them and their guns, especially politicians
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Viral outbreaks will never be stopped because of human stupidity
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(121)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
48% of the nation's top colleges have tanning beds on campus. The other 52% figure their students will get tans the old fashioned way, by running around drunk and naked in Florida during spring break
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(31)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The single greatest photo ever made of a scientist at work -- that star-gazing stud, Hubble, at one with the universe in 1937
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says genetics are the main thing that determines a child's IQ, so you can throw all that Baby Einstein crap away
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(95)
 
(Pick You Up At Eight)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers hit the streets today to catcall and sexually harass approximately 50,000 marathoners, who really should be smiling, the stuck-up biatches
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(17)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman movie may be set in the 1920s. WB/DC already polishing up their excuses on how films with female lead characters just don't draw at the box office, even though their own stupidity will be to blame for the movie's failure
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(300)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If your ex-boyfriend sleeps with a gun, you might want to make sure he's perfectly aware you're coming by to pick up your stuff
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(55)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Professors mock "Sexy Ph.D" costume on Amazon, also say the model's patellas are like an acute angle
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(31)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: "Government hackers broke into my laptop to cover up Benghazi" Security experts: "Your backspace key is stuck, you dumb fark"
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Fri October 31, 2014
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Why is there a huge masturbation billboard over Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles?
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(66)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans spent $350 million on Halloween costumes this year. For their dogs
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(28)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Monroe, MI Police need your help to find a missing white girl dressed like Batman's "Poison Ivy" who apparently left a costume party with Clark Duke
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The most sought-after costume in Florida is none other than the merc with a mouth, Deadpool
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Study finds 30% of shrimp products mislabeled. Bubba, Forrest inconsolable
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
College student makes four consecutive shots, wins $10,000, offered starting position with the Heat
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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(33)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving... with a kid in the bus
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
When stuff stops working basic repair 101 says you whack it a couple of times to see if that helps. Apparently we need to start doing that with blind people
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
One-legged guy who makes the most awesome Halloween costumes in the world has done it again
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(52)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Man and dog stuck in bog says fire log
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois teacher wrongly identifies two Jamaican students as "African American." When informed of her mistake, she decides to call them attractive and successful
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(338)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Walker drunkenly stumbles towards the election day finish line, swears this is his last time and that he loves you cheeseheads
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(48)
 
(Zimbio)
 
 
 
Ten "Too Soon" Halloween Costumes You Should Avoid. Also known as "What Everybody Will Be Wearing Halloween Night"
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(124)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel ratings surge thanks to astute decision to feed fascination with Alaska-based reality shows
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Company working behind the scenes for news organizations fact-checks viral fakes so networks don't look stupid running with the next report of Abe Vigoda's death
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(14)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians with the best stage costumes. No one beats Elton John. No one
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Marvel Civil War, two-part Avengers Infinity War, Inhumans and more at today's Marvel Phase 3 announcement, forms to set up automatic paycheck diversions to Marvel Studios will be available online within the hour
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(390)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police state that man found bound, gagged, and stuffed in a sleeping bag is the worst case of suicide they've seen in quite some time
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(55)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ivy League professor encourages students to Fark in class
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(45)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tries to kill his wife with a stun gun. "I thought it would work"
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Walmart: On second thought, let's not call the larger women's Halloween costumes "Fat Girl Costumes"
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(128)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #10: The Sexy Offensive Costume Edition
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Sims fan creates what we can all agree is the nerdiest Halloween costume that we've seen this year (pics)
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(3)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Well, we all knew it was going to happen. The sexy Ebola nurse Halloween costume has arrived
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians say they feel "pressured" to spend more on Halloween and to give out the good candy, like mini Mars bars and stuff instead of cheap crap like those gross orange taffy chews that come wrapped in wax paper
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(69)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Apple and Amazon have a problem: People don't want to buy stuff any more"
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(114)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So you think being a Poli. Sci. major will never lead you anywhere in life? How about these three who stumbled upon a massive election fraud scheme
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(82)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study finds people to be more intrigued to go to restaurants and willing to pay more if expert reviews voice uncertainty about it instead of promoting it. Subby not sure if this should be greenlit
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(33)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What your dog's costume says about the economy
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(18)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three Disney dancers who refused to take the stage in a performance of The Lion King because their costumes had touched others dancers' costumers were fired, but because they're in a union, they're trying to get their jobs back
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(69)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says group One Direction stole parts of Baba O'Reilly for their biggest hit, doesn't care: "I could hear a bit of The Who in it, but so what? Considering the stuff we ripped off over the years, it doesn't really matter"
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(10)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of vegans suddenly cried out in terror
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom enters her six-week-old baby in a beauty pageant. 'I knew she was a stunner when I saw the ultrasound image'
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(26)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School apologizes for chastising a student who disrespected America by not standing for the Pledge of Allegiance
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(213)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Thirty-seven "sexy" Halloween costumes
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's safe to say that we all dislike Simon Cowell to some extent, but this woman hates him so much she had to be prescribed anti-depressants to be able to even look at a picture of his smug, stupid face
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(13)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New study shows that whales only grew huge after a super-sized shark went extinct. SyFy hoping to get the movie rights to this study
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(33)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Student eats a pop-tart into the shape of a gun? Ah, hell naw. Sikh student wants to carry a real dagger to school? Sure, no problem
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(129)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grave robber digs up 29 girls and dresses them for birthday parties (images aren't gory, but may be disturbing)
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(102)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Someone put together a list of the 10 most influential Tweets of all time, and it's just ... terrible. Reading this will actually make you more stupid
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(47)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"I can't come to work today, boss. My arm is stuck in a blood pressure machine"
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food thread. Subby made stuffed peppers for dinner tonight and used up a bunch of leftover sausage and rice. What kind of bonus meals do other farkers make when they're trying to clear some space in the fridge?
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(72)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see dogs in Halloween costumes? Of course you do, and it is de-slided for your viewing pleasure
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(29)
 
(NBC24)
 
 
 
High speed chase, rollover, bong hit. He stuck the landing. Tada
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(18)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
School board votes to allow students to pose with guns in yearbook photos. This is bound to trigger something
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(241)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Independent investigative report on the scope of UNC's NCAA academic violations just released. Will presumably be read to the student athletes by their assigned tutors later on this evening
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite evidence chronicled in Cheech and Chong movies, a new study finds marijuana doesn't lower IQ
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(179)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Over three thousand students at the University of North Carolina, many of them athletes, took fake classes over a period of years. Naturally, top college officials knew nothing about this
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(245)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists once believed that birds migrated to the moon, which is stupid, because it shines all day and they'd have to do all their flying to it in the dark
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(51)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Study indicates that vaccines have gone airborne
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(66)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Pew study discovers America's least-trusted news source. Real surprise is the most-trustworthy one
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study concludes pop music in the office speeds up work - most likely by motivating a person to finish it up and get the hell out of there
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(30)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad vies for best dad of the year again by making an even more brilliant LED Halloween costume for his daughter
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(22)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study from the Rick Romero Institute: Conservatives watch Fox, Liberals follow MSNBC, Independents browse CNN, and Anarcho-syndicalists turn to Fark
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(141)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Cool: Woman spends weeks brightening up vacant lot by restoring neglected planters and filling them with flowers. Stupid: Neighboring business demands she rip out the flowers and bring back the faded cracked look
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(138)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the woman who walked into the hospital claiming she had been exposed to Ebola? Turns out alcohol was involved. Bonus: Only charged with disturbing the peace
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(49)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
George Lucas says movie studios "don't have any imagination and they don't have any talent"
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(92)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils sausage stuffed crust pizza. Difficulty: Luxembourg only
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(14)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Perhaps the only thing more awesome than night skiing is night skiing while wearing an LED-studded suit
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(27)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
A cheeseburger-stuffed donut. THAT IS ALL
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(50)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
'Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.'
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(83)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We'll soon power the world with that painful stuff you got in your crotch from last summer's trip to the beach
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Ten costumes you probably shouldn't wear out on Halloween, including Boston Marathon bombing survivor and Jimmy Savile zombie costume
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study by the Institute of It's Monday So Let's Fark With People says coffee is bad for men's fertility but beer is good for fertility
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(36)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New study finds that parents, moviegoers, and the MPAA are all desensitized to violence and sex on film
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(29)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gesturing jester
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(23)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
This years most popular Halloween costumes prove that people are indeed mindless idiots who follow the latest entertainment fad
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Owner finds flock of sheep stumbling around making strange noises after feasting on thousands of dollars worth of pot. "Not b-a-a-a-d, dude"
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(62)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Body found in search for missing UVA student Hannah Graham
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(114)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Blink-182 are recording a new album, assume fans are still stuck in 1997 and will buy it
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(34)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Washington teacher told not to have students spin the disciplinary 'Wheel of Misfortune'
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(76)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Mumford and Sons return to the studio, fueling speculation they haven't disbanded as previously hoped and will unleash another album of jug band lullabies on the world
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(39)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Despite there being no reported cases of Ebola in their state, school board vows to protect students from the virus by scrubbing down every school building weekly. It's like 2001 all over again
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(90)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton admits he's been put out to stud
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(88)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
The 'Ebola Containment Suit' Halloween costume is not offensive guys... my 'Sexy Dallas Ebola Containment Nurse' costume is like, way more offensive
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(112)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently, dressing up in costume to claim your lottery winnings is a thing in China
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In rare moment of coherence, Richard Branson says something sensible about the looming digital skills shortage: "Too many students were told to go to university, and not enough to trade schools or vocational training"
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(84)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Yale public health student under observation for possibly bringing a souvenir back from a recent class trip to Liberia
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(135)
 
(EU Reporter)
 
 
 
EU scientists studying ways of turning food waste into some sort of edible product, apparently unaware that the McRib already did that
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five likely scenarios that could push the fight for senate control into overtime." Runoff, runoff, vote delays, recounts, most of the mid-west falling into the sea. The usual stuff
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(33)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rate of mass shooting has tripled since 2011 according to long-term scientific study. Good news though, according to subby's study, mass shootings are down 1000% in the last 72 hours
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(108)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds just 18 million workers produced more than one-fifth of US gross domestic product in 2012. Chances are because you're spending the day here, you're not one of the super-workers
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(21)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
There's a simple formula for making a television show that will be fondly remembered for years after it goes off the air: Dress the cast in colorful costumes, have an unforgetable opening credit sequence, and add a robot
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(89)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Parents and town officials are shocked, SHOCKED that a scavenger hunt for local students would list things like driving 100 mph, defecating on someone's doorstep, running a red light, dance on a grave and steal a mailbox
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(98)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Study finds the essential oils you've been spraying to kill bed bugs is only helping them meet cooler people at Phish shows
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The richest one percent of people own half the world's money and most of the cool stuff
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(78)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator Mark Pryor CLEARLY had the stupidest comment of the night at the Arkansas Senate debate when he said "the middle class includes people making $200,000 year"
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(295)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Documentary filmmaker comes clean about what it was like being stuck with Edward Snowden in a hotel room for eight days. Also, Snowden suffers from bedhead like the rest of us
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(26)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Walmart + Stuffed Horse + Ejaculate = Florida, of course
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(61)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are vegetables the new bacon? asked a stupid person
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(65)
 
(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
 
 
Stunningly brazen thieves steal precious steamroller parts in a "military style attack." In related news, some steamroller parts are "precious"
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My teenage son won't stop masturbating; in his bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the penalty box during a hockey game--I keep yelling at him but he keeps going at it. How can I curtail his self-love?"
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(209)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astronaut Chris Hadfield's stunning new photos of Earth from the International Space Station show that it's really a small world after all
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(12)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because it's no longer too early to start thinking about it, here are 10 amazing DIY Halloween costumes. Got any of your own you'd like to share?
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Classroom decorations may hinder learning, prevent students from becoming good little drones content to stare at four blank walls each day for the rest of their lives
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(19)
 
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
The new fashion for men's beards has slashed £72 million from the sale of razors, foam and other shaving accessories for men: "Driven by hipsters and men in their 20s and 30s, beards, moustaches and stubble are everywhere"
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(55)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the hottest Halloween costumes were in 1884?
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(7)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Who working on their twelfth studio album, "Who Cares Anymore?"
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
MIT study claims 'Mars One' mission passengers could die of starvation before they even arrived at the Red Planet
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(84)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Them science people say presidential speeches are formed stupider then they used to
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(73)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theories that the Ebola outbreak is an intentional bioattack are stupid, mostly because actual bioweapons would do a far better job killing people
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(45)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Thief gets stuck in a chimney after an attempted restaurant break-in, as Australia's flue season officially begins
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(13)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Georgia: "All that bad stuff you heard that our Heisman candidate did is wrong. But we're still not going to tell you what he actually did wrong"
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(39)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
College students pool their resources to make a memorable night for one pizza delivery guy
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(86)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Alabama 5-year-old forced to sign a suicide-homicide contract after drawing something that looked like a gun, pointing a crayon at another student and saying, "pew, pew." Among other concerns, contracts signed by minors isn't legal in Alabama
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(154)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
#WakeUpCall selfie fad called "just another egotistical celebrity stunt for 'charity'. A picture of Jeremy Clarkson in bed first thing in the morning does not make me want to give to Unicef's Syria appeal. Far from it"
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(22)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Student set fire to the hardware store she was interning in because "the job was boring"
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(106)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
WWF demands in-depth environmental study to dump dredge soil on land, powerbombs through flaming tables
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(19)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this: Ebola Halloween costumes
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(70)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
In Lincoln, Nebraska, teachers told to call the student purple penguins because calling them boys or girls identifies their gender. No, don't read that again - you read it right the first time
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(287)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you seen the study the anti-marijuana groups have been touting all week saying that it's as addictive as heroin? Um, yeah, about that
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(102)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Houston's first FM all news radio station decides that news is stupid, LET'S PLAY ALL BEYONCE
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(91)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
If you're looking for something new to watch this Halloween instead of the same old stuff, here is a look at 10 vastly under-rated horror movies
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(248)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Once a cheater, always a cheater: "A recent study by scientists from the University of Oslo have found that athletes' muscles can retain the performance-enhancing benefit of anabolic steroids years - or even decades - after taking them"
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(20)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the cutest Halloween costumes for your dog, or the reason no one will blame the dog when it mauls you
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(38)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harvard students: The U.S. is a greater threat to the world than ISIS
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(335)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Turns out college students learned financial acumen from college administrators
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(24)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NIH says those traveling from Ebola hot spots will be stuck with a thermostat at their entries and exits
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(36)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
"So called 'stuntvertising' has become its own marketing genre in recent years, and much of it involves nauseating falls. Who can forget Red Bull's sponsorship of Felix Baumgartner's 2012 jump from the edge of space?"
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(12)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
The largest study on "near-death experiences" found that consciousnesses continues for three minutes after you are brain dead. Hospitals: We can bill for that somehow
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(150)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Autumn: Time for vintage Halloween costumes, made by loving parents who packed their kids off to Hell
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"While many view the Daily Mail as a harmless, recreational newspaper, a newly published study definitively absolutely 100% proves it is actually highly addictive, causes mental judgement problems and damages health"
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(44)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The warped minds of astronauts - what causes the space stupids?
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(17)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
World's greatest high-school science teacher lets students blow shiat up real good. For some reason, parents have a problem with this
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in "The stupidest thing Rush Limbaugh has said this week... for now": Obama allowed Ebola into the U.S. to punish white people for slavery
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(142)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Train smashes into tractor-trailer in Louisiana. Dashcams were invented for stuff like this
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After studying the drug for 20 years, medical researcher publishes findings on recreational and medical cannabis, demolishes pretty much every argument in favor of the drug: "If cannabis is not addictive then neither is heroin"
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(147)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Re-watching a forgotten Nazi driver's ed film. "It really is a rather common film for its type, albeit one with the occasional swastika sighting that even today remains a disturbing image"
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(27)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The NFL's breast cancer scam sells bunk science to profit off pink clothes. And its Breast Cancer Awareness stunt is based on deadly misinformation"
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College students break the record for world's largest pillow fight. It's not as hot as you'd expect, but definitely a lot of fun
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A new study suggests that humans have a special spider-sense that makes us exquisitely attuned to the presence of the crawling critters, even when we're paying no attention to our surroundings"
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian student seeks asylum in the U.S., so Soviet Union says no more exchange students, nyet, not yours
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(71)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
New study finds that birds and bees may suffer long-term consequences due to pesticides, marriage
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(41)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is still some decency among teenagers today after a high school voted a special needs student with cytomegalovirus--who suffered a stroke that caused severe brain damage--as Homecoming Queen
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael B. Jordan calls playing the Human Torch "a reflection of the times we live in", which is obviously a time when studios hack together any piece of crap movie just to keep the rights to a film franchise a little longer
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(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bucks and Terps, Vols - Gators in the Orange (sherbet) Bowl, The Cardinal at The Gold D'ohme, Dawgs & Dores, WDE-LSU, WisCONsin - NurthWASSturn, Nebraska-MSU in the Clash of the Creepy Dude Mascots & more. Fall, you say? CFB is finally heating up
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(764)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Listen Democrats, if you're looking to turn the Sun Belt blue, you're going to need to order a lot more paint to cover the stupid
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(122)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
"Hunger Games" stuntman/Parkour enthusiast dies going full Jason Bourne at Portuguese hostel at 4 AM. You NEVER go full Jason Bourne
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hiker stumbles upon abandoned town inside Tennessee's Great Smoky Mountains National Park
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that even a few drinks a week lower sperm quality, so a Fark party must really wreck 'em
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student cleared of wrongdoing after killing fellow student with single punch. With great power, comes great responsibility
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(144)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pepsi wants to stuff Pop Rocks in granola bars. Isn't that what killed Mikey from the Life commercials?
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(16)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study shows it's actually possible to predict abstract judgments from brain waves. The NSA laughs at your tin foil
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(6)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds stock prices plunge when no one asks any questions during earnings calls
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Forty year income inequality study proves one thing: If you're making less than $100k now, by the time you retire, you'll be living under a bridge, subsisting on a diet of Dollar Tree canned cat food, and stale crackers
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(135)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Slice it, dice it, stuff it, shred it, leaf it alone. Whatever it is you do.. your tasty cabbage recipes. Show them to us
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(133)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Unemployment is more damaging to society than modest inflation, finds new study from University of No Freakin Duh
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(81)
 
(Counsel & Heal)
 
 
 
According to a new study, teens are less likely to get an abortion if they aren't pregnant
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(41)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study shows the power of social media for terror propaganda. Which is pretty easy to understand, after getting all those links and stories from your crazy Uncle Joe and Gramma Mary Ann, bless their hearts
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(17)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man thanks his local force after police help recover a stolen Darth Vader costume
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(29)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
7-Eleven wants its customers to make healthier choices. Yes, the same company that decided to deep-fry nacho cheese Doritos and stuff them with congealed cheese sauce wants people to be healthier
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(47)
 
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese Bullet Train turns 50. America celebrates by spending another $30 billion in feasibility studies to gain initial insight into possibly spending more money to determine if it's worth spending even more money to do more feasibility studies
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(358)
 
(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
The Oakland Raiders, who are totally not moving, are conducting an economic study of a potential San Antonio NFL market. You know, for academic reasons
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(36)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Founders and authors of profanity-laden "Thug Kitchen" blog and cookbook are about as thuggish as the Icy Hot Stuntaz, admit they only trade on black culture to get attention for their vegan recipes while avoiding associations with foodies
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(35)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Don't cencor my right to LEARN" is either supposed to be funny or ironic as student protests escalate
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(79)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Face to face with patients in the Ebola ward. Well, not really. I mean, how stupid do you think we ARE?
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(20)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Student banned from wearing Trojan condom costume claims he was only ribbing the girls
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(60)
 
(Estately)
 
 
 
A study/map of dreams reveals which states dream about sex the most and which dream about choking lions or South Dakota beauty queens
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(19)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New York National Guard told not to hand out any T-shirts while on recruiting visit to high school because school policy forbids students from wearing any article of clothing with guns on it. Like a New York National Guard T-shirt (pic)
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(113)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's stupider - calling the police because your neighbor has hoisted a flag with an 'Arabic emblem', or failing to spot it's actually an EU flag?
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(52)
 
(Maine News Online)
 
 
 
Study: Dolphins are sensitive to magnetic stimuli. Cetacean, please
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann is "bored" with gay marriage. Well hey, you can only watch your husband suck down a corndog so many times until you just say "This is stupid and you're such a pain in the ass"
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looking for something to wear on Oct. 31? The three-breasted woman is now a Halloween costume
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ohio State marching band does it again with an incredible Wizard of Oz halftime show, complete with a tornado, dancing scarecrow, and a flying witch on a broomstick. Amazing stuff
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fresh after saying the students protesting the conservative white washing of AP history should leave the US, Gretchen follows up by blaming liberals for all the censorship. Frankly, Subby thinks she can go @#$% off
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(113)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chinese Democracy finally catching air time in Hong Kong as students turn their rage to Eleven
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(82)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Ceiling cat can see where you masturbated
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(21)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada school board holds a public hearing to discuss moving from "abstinence-based education" to a "comprehensive sexuality model." Parents: "You want to teach my 5-year-old how to masturbate?"
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(111)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
ACLU and Institute for The Blindingly Obvious team up on study that finds government employees and politicians get preferential treatment from the TSA simply for being government employees and politicians and everyone else is like diseased cattle
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(83)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New iPhones are actually sturdier than 32-bit toy phones. In other obviousness, Fandroids are more likely to believe one idiot on YouTube than scientific tests
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(132)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Disabled student denied handicapped parking because she drives a hearse
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(80)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study finds coffee drinkers are happier and make more money at work than people who don't
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Researchers design new school lunchroom tray to trick students into eating healthier. Still unclear how the design deters kids from walking off campus for quad stackers at BK
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(52)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
It's official: "The Mentalist" will end in 2015 after seven seasons. This is bad news... for your grandparents whose dial is stuck on CBS
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hipster Mormons protest BYU's mandatory student contract that forbids beards
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(122)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
The British get Domino's Stuffed Crust pizzas that Americans can't get, such as Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Crust variety. In return, Americans will have to accept fish and chips stuffed with bacon and cheese and spotted dick
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(9)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Woman who was denied her first choice lottery scratcher stuck with a mere million dollars
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(25)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Student body to fill Beavers's holes for Tinkle
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(8)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
After an Alabama school board spent $120,000 drug testing students only to have zero positive results, board decides to spend another $25,000 to test even more students
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(135)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study shows fewer people are getting married, opting for happiness instead
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man courageously overcomes the harrowing ordeal of surviving like a broke college student
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(38)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
University of Delaware student claims professor offered her an A for an F
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(68)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds global sea levels rose up to five meters per century at the end of the last five ice age cycles. Looks like Otisburg and the Costa del Lex are still a "go"
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(92)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
You Man United fans are just going to have to get over it and stop wasting your money on silly stunts, Ronaldo is not coming back
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(16)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Preventing a school bully from attacking another student? That's a suspension
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(66)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
While it's understandable that, as a teacher, you may fantasize about programming robots to kill all your students, it's not a good idea to share that fantasy with them
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(51)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Panel of Icelandic experts confirms authenticity of video footage showing the legendary sea serpent, Lagarfljótsormur. Ah, Lagarfljótsormur, how well I remember you from those childhood tales. Lagarfljótsormur, the stuff of nightmares
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(59)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy responds to domestic disturbance call, winds up shooting and killing off-duty deputy
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(37)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Putting a sign saying "I'm gay" on a student's back can get you suspended. Especially if you're a teacher
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(30)
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Former NFL kicker Rob Bironas allegedly tried to run a couple off the road and then later went on a high speed chase after a group of students before going terminally wide right
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(65)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh redoes Raiders of the Lost Ark in stunning black-and-white, and replaces dialogue with Trent Reznor. Prepare to have your face melted
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(85)
 
(Best Tickets blog)
 
 
 
It's the Unofficial 2014 NFL Player Census. See how your favorite team ranks by height, age, birthplace, race, and more. Interesting stuff
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is why you join stuffy historical societies: to drink century-old bourbon
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(22)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Patent trolls' jeopardize innovation, are an all-round pain in the ass for business, study finds
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(28)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colorado students walk out to protest conservative 'censorship' of AP history
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(389)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently "Don't bite the hand that (literally) feeds you" is a tough idiom to translate into Korean, or North Koreans are far stupider than previously thought as the NK coast guard seizes a Chinese fishing boat and demands a ransom for its return
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(120)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Top nine reasons Manchester United fans should not panic. "You're basically like the clever kid in class who fails one test and then everyone starts calling them stupid... you're not stupid"
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(17)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Recording studio's soundproofing is good enough to keep out the noise of a nearby airport, but not the loud banging from the crossfit gym next door
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Such an announcement is not the stuff of a well operated FTSE-100 organization." Well, it *is* Tesco, after all, which managed to make a $400 million accounting error
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(14)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biggest tool in law school forces his study group to sign confidentiality agreement with $5000 penalty clause
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(114)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study says US hotels don't understand Chinese tourists. 真的哦?真的耶
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(37)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A high school teacher reassigns classroom seating for some students. A student notices that only blacks were being moved and asks why. The teacher responds, "Because I want to move all the n-----"
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(333)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danny Devito talks about #TrollFoot which looks to be something like foot fetish stuff with pictures of his foot in different places and even one with what appears to be spaghetti on his foot. 'It's like a little art project for me.'
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(20)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
18 costumes from back when Halloween meant something, and we're not counting your plastic-smelly Scooby Doo mask
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(3)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Little Shop of Horrors' at Mount Baker Theatre a dream job for costume and wig designer Jessica Carr. No real reason to submit this other than to complete the ever rare LSOH trifecta, confuse the Bellingham Herald newspaper webmaster
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(44)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Utah police investigating a home invasion, in which two polygamist women dressed in ninja costumes came armed with knives and a stun gun and attacked two adults"
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(39)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"I was literally in class like right before the lunch bell rang and they had said stuff about the rats being in the kitchen and said like 'Have a nice lunch' and I was like 'Oh. Ewwww.'"
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(26)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are a town official and are going to be filmed somewhere, make sure it is not a room full of Nazi stuff
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(32)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NVIDIA decides to advertise its newest tech in the best way possible, by proving stupid people are wrong
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(82)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee animation student re-creates the "Feed Me" scene from Little Shop of Horrors with stop-motion animation, clay, wires and just a teeny pinch of awesome
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(9)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How State Police detect drugged drivers: Weaving. Stupid human tricks. Cheek swabs
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
'Three Cups of Tea' guy plans 'reluctant' return to public speaking circuit, hopes people have gotten over the whole 'Your books on Afghanistan were a complete lie and you stole from the charity you set up" stuff by now
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
2014 Ig Nobel Prizes in weird science revealed: Bacon-stuffed nostrils, polar bear costumes & the science of dog doo
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(4)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just so we're all on the same page, if you're the school bus driver and a sick student asks you to pull over so he can get out and vomit, don't leave him in a stranger's driveway while he's vomiting
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(172)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Why did Congress move so fast to arm the Syrian rebels to fight the Islamic State jihadists? It's the election, stupid
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(78)
 
(KSPR Springfield)
 
 
 
Student suspended until January after school officials found a notebook with details about a hit list and mass shootings. Did I say 'hit list' and 'mass shootings'? I meant cannibis
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(38)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know the studies that claim that having a dog or cat reduces stress and anxiety? Well, about that
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(37)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Bertha is stuck in the mud. BORING
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corinthian Colleges accused of victimizing students, forcing them to manufacture soft leather products for Chrysler Cordobas
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(61)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Somebody seriously needs to stage an intervention for Neil deGrasse Tyson. He just keeps making stuff up
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(451)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stanford students design contraption to give zoo lions shiat to play with
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(21)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Board of Education holds public meeting on new proposed social studies textbooks. This should end well
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(53)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Study finds "direct link" between fracking activities and recent earthquakes. Fracking industry quickly issues rebuttal, "The Earth always has earthquakes"
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(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
At that rate this is all going, how much longer before Europe returns to a city-state map and just forgoes all attempts at maintaining geographical-based nation states? And yes, subby studied political science, how can you tell?
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(69)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Harkin steak fry uses every bit of the bull... even what's left in the pasture
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(28)
 
(Slothed)
 
 
 
College president offers to buy year's supply of textbooks for any student that beats him in Madden NFL
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New study, surprisingly not done by oil industry, blames leaky wells rather than fracking for groundwater contamination
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Student suspended for dealing coke out of high school locker. No wait. It was Pepsi
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(92)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
2014 voters don't give a damn about Obamacare or ISIS or whether John Boehner's shade of orange would look good on their walls. It's the economy, stupid
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(248)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to a-ha's Morten Harket, a band and singer unfortunately pigeonholed as One-Hit Wonders despite their nine studio albums and numerous global hits. Here's their classic smash Take On Me
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(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Did you know some students who go to vocational school want to learn rather than sit around all day doing nothing? The superintendent of Boston schools didn't
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(19)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Two US Senators are filming a reality TV show. As stupid as this sounds, you have to admit they are probably representing their constituents better by doing this than if they tried to get anything done in Congress
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School prohibits student from wearing pro-abstinence shirt to school because not having sex isn't in line with the school's views. Welcome to Slut High USA
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(275)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fabulous news, everyone: Study finds religious groups now more accepting of homosexuality
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(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
Spy footage of the filming of a scene with John Boyega in costume for Star Wars Episode VII ready to be dissected like the Zapruder film
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(YouTube)
 
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Saturday Cinema - The Company of Wolves, 1984: Granny tells some really disturbing wolf-related tales to her young charge
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
New study says physically active kids do better in school. That's the theory for now, until researchers can actually find some physically active school age children
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when controversies in comics were not about how female characters pose but about cool stuff, like that time the Hulk ripped Wolverine in half? Yeah, good times (slightly Not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High school student launches petition to be allowed to have a cat and lasers in what may be either the most awesome or saddest senior photo ever
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Politician upset by billboard implying that state university students like beer
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Convicted killer of three students at an Ohio high school cafeteria has escaped from prison. Search is currently underway. Update: He's been captured. Other inmate he escaped with is still on the loose
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School stops Army Colonel from attending his daughter's school event because his uniform might "offend" some students
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(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT student promises you the perfect cup of coffee. All you need is $5k for the coffee maker
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(Time)
 
 
 
You might want to take this study that says sodium does not affect blood pressure with a grain of salt. Or, if you strictly follow CDC guidelines, don't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't even bother working hard: new study finds that bosses don't notice your extra effort and don't care even if they do
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Real quick reminder to all the college students that are coming back to Boston to further their higher education. This is really important: nobody in the 617 area code likes you" (w/ vid)
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't have a lot of money but you want to go on vacation? Just create a dream holiday using Photoshop and Facebook like this Dutch student did
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Wed September 10, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Based on a survey of kids who have not even chosen their Halloween costumes yet, Wal-Mart thinks it knows what the hottest 20 toys will be this holiday season
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teacher angry he can't force religion on public school students
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Squirrel steals packet of drugs and runs away from students and police officer
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