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Wed July 26, 2017
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Anti-LGBT rights advocate and Harvard graduate, Matt Birk says yesterday's NFL brain study is a bunch of bigly fake news
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida tops the list of 'best places for mancation,' because if you're going to do something stupid you might as well do it in Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to study, average Brit should be in prison
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll finds half of Trump voters think he won popular vote. Other half say Crooked Hillary only won PV because she was working with the fake media, illegal aliens and reverse vampires to rig the vote and stuff
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump stump speech includes sadistic rant about carving up young, nubile little girls into tiny pieces. What the actual Fark? Transcript included for your viewing horror
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is living in the golden age of stupidity
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber's newest feature: returning your lost stuff after you pay the ransom
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(Green Car Reports)
 
 
 
Today in weird automotive stuff: guy puts a Prius drivetrain in a 1946 Chevy truck
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Tue July 25, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Beginning of the end of the NFL: CTE diagnosed in 99% of former NFL players studied by researchers
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you want your license plate to be DRGDLR, DRUNK, LGLP0T, LOADED, LSD, NTOXC8, REEFER, ST0NED and 1MDRNK, D1MEBG or BONG, don't worry. Missouri goes to great lengths to smarten your stupidity
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A blond, white college student says she was a "victim" and couldn't vote for Trump because her far left friends would think she was racist. Bonus: She started out supporting Bernie Sanders
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Sun July 23, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Jackass in a Transformers mask wielding a fake gun tries to rob a Starbucks. Met by a stubborn barista and an angry older guy. Tag for the old guy's awesome beat down
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't be stupid. Eat a Mediterranean diet
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman stumbles upon bicyclist being beaten with a small club by a man driving a truck, who promptly drives away. Difficulty: Canada
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
In a study that's long been overdue, scientists say late fees don't work with library books
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that If someone is looking at your feet, they're interested in friendship, and not romance. Either that or you've got some butt-ugly feet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Smishing" is the new cyber security term for stupid people who think it's OK to respond to unsolicited texts from strangers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hannity: "I am proud to accept this award." *award withdrawn* "Awards are stupid and petty, I certainly don't want one"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
As glad as I am that there is a new Stargate series, the real announcement is MGM is launching their own streaming video service. Does every studio need their own streaming service?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman wonders why her car has suddenly broken down, is stunned to discover dog hiding in the engine. With pic of dog with "did i do that?" look on its face
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study finds most guns sold on the dark web originate from one country. Can you guess which it is? Anyone? Anyone?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Purposeful, flamboyant Johnnie Walker "Striding Man" has an illustrious history that should interest anyone who habitually studies bottles of Johnnie Walker Red Label
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Pentagon study declares American empire is collapsing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Family hike turns out to be once in a million years' discovery as boy stumbles upon Stegomastodon skull
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student posts note on why she's protesting her elite school by pooping on school property because the teachers are sh*tty. Poop
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Trump Prophecies - basically, it's a gospel for stupid angry greedy people who want to blame all their problems on Obama. So ya know. there's that. which is nice
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do Congressional Republicans really feel about Donald Trump ? They think he's too stupid to be as corrupt as the democrats claim he is, so leave him alone
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SNL writer replies to Trump tweets as if they're personal texts. You think that is stupid, but you are going to comment on the right
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
RedLetterMedia predicts plot of the Han Solo movie, with guesses so stupid they're guaranteed to be correct
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I know, it's hard to believe, but a toddler crawls around on the floor and eats stuff he or she ain't supposed to. Mum is amazed. Those darned toddlers
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
From the "this is why you keep files" files: Billions of dollars worth of predatory student loans may simply vanish because debt collectors lost the paperwork
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlotte men are stuck in a fashion time warp, dressing identically in blue shirts, black shoes, and khakis as if were still 1995 when Larry Johnson was the bee's knees
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CRITICAL ERROR: Windows 10 is no longer supported on this Fark server. Would you like to • Attempt a rollback to 2007 • Delete the Politics tab • Masturbate furiously
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
On the left, watch a mysterious worm with an anus for a mouth. On the right, participate in studied political comparisons
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traffic pollution prevents children's brains from reaching their full potential, says study funded by Video Game and Crappy Schools and Diet Association
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(MSN)
 
 
 
His parents said he just needed to sleep. Then things got stupid. And tragic
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NYC 'Summer of Hell' transit trifecta, where even the rescue train got stuck rescuing stalled Amtrak and NJ Transit trains
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lousy stupid Secret Service
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Autistic 13-year-old girl develops her own Siri-like artificial intelligence, stunning the tech world. Little Skye Net should have a bright future
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dominatrix invites medical students into her bondage dungeon to whip them into submission about the sex industry (not safe for work pics in sidebar)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl gets battery stuck up her nose for six months but she's fine now that it's been removed and she's learned not to do that again. However, now she does plan on sticking her fingers in a wall socket to see what that's like
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
This stupid car doesn't even work and it is all over the news so you can have it back
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Sat July 15, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Cosima stuck in a cage? Felix & Adele in Geneva without adult supervision before Delphine joins them? What is making Kira sick? The triumphant return of Krystal. Only 5 episodes left of Orphan Black so join the Clonesversation, 10pm ET, BBC America
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama school's summer reading list mandates students select one book written by authors such as Ann Coulter, Rand Paul or Michael Savage. Surely no one would have a problem with this
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Harvard committee proposes Groucho Marx rule for students: that they don't join any organizations that would have them as members
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Rabbinical students on summer visit to Montana dress like Native Americans, speak in fractured Yiddish
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Fri July 14, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Stuntman on the Walking Dead dies in fall on set. Doesn't rule out returning to the show
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan is auctioning off virtually unused musical equipment used in recording some of the most depressing, poorly-aged music of the '90s. No, not Nirvana's stuff
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
John Oliver mentions a terrifying new possibility on the Trump scandal: "I called it Stupid Watergate. It was supposed to be a self-contained joke. It's something with the gravitas of Watergate, but everyone involved is stupid and bad at everything"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hmm, sounds like Kushner may be afraid of what this particular thread of stupid may reveal if pulled
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study finds ravens are amazing problem solvers but still four games out of first
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha man drops the "N" word at a planning meeting, stunning his neighbors and city officials
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wild Turkey memorialized after being put down. Yeah, I can never decide if I love or hate the stuff, either
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A GOP congressman wants to make sure the Fed isn't planning a student loan bailout. No, no one was planning to do such a thing, but he just wanted to make sure it stayed that way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stunningly simple visualizations of global city maps
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Wed July 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Commercial brain training doesn't improve decision making or cognitive function. It just makes you buy more stuff
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
High school students file first amendment lawsuit after their anti-abortion club is denied. Fark - they named it 'Trojans For Life'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: "Pirate Keeps Taking Over British Radio Station to Play Masturbation Anthem"
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Tue July 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study not only proves that that cannabinoids are anticancer agents, but that there are six different cannabinoids (the chemical compounds found in cannabis plant) that have anticancer effects on leukemia cells specifically. IN YOUR FACE, DEA
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Senator Ted Cruz (R - aise Deflector Shields) says all this Trump/Russia stuff that the lamestream media is obsessed with is Obama's, Hillary's, and Kerry's fault; turns into a bat, flies away
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New studies say drinking coffee will make you live longer. AND LO SHALL WE TWO-POT A DAY DRINKERS BE IMMORTAL
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Study has revealed how inspiration from owls' wings could allow aircraft and wind turbines to become quieter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm a bisexual grad student dating a married couple. I live with them and we're polygamous. Now they're expecting a baby. Things are getting weird and I don't know what my status is. Should I bail now or see how it plays out?
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds women who show more cleavage in the workplace make better bosses, are seen as more powerful, say 'my eyes are up here' more often
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Stubb's (the BBQ sauce) wins court case against Stubb's BBQ (the Austin club), forcing Stubb's BBQ to change its name. That solves that. Stubbs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study: 100 companies have produced 71 percent of emissions since 1988
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Nineties alternative rockers Belly returning to the studio for the first time in twenty-three years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can "And I'm Eric" top Donnie Half Scoop's stupidity? Will Jared reign supreme? Will Ivanka just toss everyone, daddy included, under the bus to save her shoes? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5 pm shoe drop)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hear about the guy with the five penises? His pants fit like a glove, mostly due to this groundbreaking new study
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Study suggests patients needing and waiting for surgery have higher risk of dying... possibly from laughter contributed by certain obvious reasons
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So how do they celebrate Canada Day in Finland? By crushing all kinds of Canadian stuff in a hydraulic press, of course. And yes, Tim Hortons is there
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is piercing a baby's cheek child abuse while circumcision is not? Stubby doesn't think so but read on
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Unbelievably stupid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Cookie shop worker pays for cop's purchase. Asinine: People behind cop want employee to buy their stuff too. Ridiculous: Cookie company suspends employee
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Study finds that closing marijuana dispensaries results in higher crime rates. Apparently amotivational syndrome is real, at least for criminals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Linguist studies the way Trump speaks for two years ...without ripping her ears off
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stunningly, the price tag of a new NY/NJ tunnel has surprisingly jumped from $7.7 billion to $13 billion - spurring calls to get cracking on the $21 billion tunnel before the next eight or nine completely unexpected increases
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Due to a loophole, 70% of UK students who graduated last year will never finish paying off their student loans causing unsustainability in the program. There's a lesson to be learned from this
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
USF improv instructor, wife lured with male, female students to drug-fueled parties, ad-liberties with them in threesomes, same-sex affairs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In today's lesson, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos learns that suspending an Obama administration regulation meant to protect students from predatory for-profit schools equals lawsuits from 18 states
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DeVry to pay $49 million to students for misleading ads about the chances of finding a job, says they were only copying colleges in the SEC who have been doing the same thing for years
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
You know we're kind of lucky Earth is not 50% larger than it is, otherwise we might be stuck here forever instead of exploring the awesomeness that is space
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stunning New York Times interview reveals Noam Chomsky was a fan of Bernie Sanders and is not a big Trump supporter
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Systematic research investigates effects of money on thinking and behavior as long as the studies are funded
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
G20 protestors: 'Welcome to hell.' G20 attendees: "We're stuck in here with Cheeto Boy. You guys are nothing but a breath of fresh air. With better hair cuts"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young girl takes her hamster to the vet because he hasn't moved for days. Fark: Because he was stuck to the cage with a magnet that was in his pouch (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Forget that "long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away" stuff, Disney is releasing new Star Wars animated shorts this week. Here's the first one
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes dubs the Masturbating Man of Pompeii image "miscaptioned" and "slightly doctored"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump displays his mastery of the arts of statecraft and diplomacy by declaring that North Korea is in for some "severe things" if they "keep doing mean stuff" like "building all the big boom booms"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Global air freight demand soars, nearing multi-year highs. Well yeah. Your stuff is in planes. Those things are really up there
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
France vaccinates itself against stupidity
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clowns to the right of you mocking you with their hate, jokers to the left also mocking you ... here you are stuck in the middle as a liberal wondering what to do
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Online study says Olathe, KS, is a better beach town than Miami Beach and Florida is not amused. Sorry Florida, but it's an online study. It's official
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bixby AI delayed because it can't learn English. Samsung requests you pay no attention to the Hulkbuster armor seen being wheeled into its dev studio
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK student debt (pressure) now exceeding £50,000 (area) and interest is rising to 6.1% (force). P=F÷A. You do the math
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
15,000 high-school students who were sophomores in 2002 were tracked for a decade. See what happened to a generation who grew up amid the dot-com crash, the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil and then the Great Recession
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What are you, stupid? No. Hell no. Why would you even ask such a silly question?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not only do the majority of poor households own a refrigerator, but many are also using Medicaid to obtain extravagancies like wheelchairs instead of dragging themselves along on their crippled stumps like proper poor people used
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(Science Direct)
 
 
 
New study from the Rick Romero institute finds that internet trolls are horrible people
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chicago students no longer allowed to graduate without showing they're prepared for their immediate future after school. Brought to you by the mayor who gave us the largest school closure in American history
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ejaculating 21 times a month could reduce the risk of prostate cancer, claims whacked out study
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Raising taxes on the rich is 'cruel'. Because being only stupidly rich is slightly more painful than being insanely rich
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you are keeping score at home, 41 states have told Trump's election fraud commission to stuff it. Illinois has characteristically denied even getting a request, thereby protecting the privacy of the deceased
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the news for HS graduates gets even worse - Federal student loan interest rates will rise this month
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The reason why Sarah Palin will lose her New York Times lawsuit is that she's a public figure ...and a stupid one at that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Black student named valedictorian of her high school, the first time in her school's history a black student had the honor. Then the school decided a white student with a lower GPA deserved it, so they both became co-valedictorians
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Damn, pounded a few too many at the pub. Think I'll make some tea, grab a jam tortilla, and sleep on the couch so I don't disturb the wife. Wait... whose house is this?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Are you upset that your kid's education will cost you $58,000 from primary school through the end of undergraduate studies? It could be a lot worse... just ask parents in Hong Kong
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(NPR)
 
 
 
To discern what fruit was ripe now for plucking? / Or if a fight wasn't worth getting stuck in? / Science has solved / That our color sense evolved / To tell if her blush meant she's ready for... something
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "stupid" and "trump"
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Fri June 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tired of the Louvre and the Colosseum and the Tower of London? Well, here's a guide to goofy stuff you can do throughout the world including hunting zombies in Vegas, learning how to be a Gladiator in Italy, or dining with an owl in Japan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study shows your pet policy doesn't work as advertised? Dismiss it and commission another study by someone biased from the start
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tacoma repeals stun gun ban. Ban on medieval flails still in place
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Wed June 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy builds playable 3D augmented-reality version of Super Mario Bros. world 1-1, dons Mario costume and plays in Central Park--and no one bats an eye
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(Independent)
 
 
 
New study determines Brexit was driven by fears about immigration. Researchers now devoting their time to studying the moistness of water and the religious views of an old man in a silly hat
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"National unity depends on a certain degree of tolerance for dissent, disagreement, and political diversity." That's why it's so stupid for Texas to talk about secession. California is a different matter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year study demonstrates that moderate drinking results in atrophy of the hippocampus. Fortunately, Farkers don't drink moderately, and even when we do, we're probably drinking to forget
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Presenting the most Fark-ready headline of all times: "Uranus Opens And Closes Every Day To Let Out Planet's Solar Wind, Study Finds"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a bid to out-stupid his rival, Florida Man, Ohio Man arrested for physically abusing his wife with one of his prosthetic legs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What has a body like a humpless camel, legs like a skinny rhino, and a face like the short-trunked saiga antelope? Bonus: It even stumped Charles Darwin
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin chooses Alabama over Washington for new rocket engine plant, disappointing the company's home state and leading to the prospect of rocket engines being stuck up on blocks in someone's front yard
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently we must always hold dead white people with the highest regard regardless of how brain-dead stupid their actions are
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study: Teenagers who use marijuana regularly are much more likely than nonusers to go on to use cocaine, hallucinogens, and dangerous substances such as tobacco and alcohol
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students create world's first bus that runs on formic acid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a robin fledgling in my fenced backyard where my cats and dogs prowl. I saved it today, but how long is it likely to be stuck on the ground? My animals typically go out back, but I want to keep them at bay until it leaves
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study confirms the oceans are rapidly warming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Purple woman stuns doctors by asking for even bigger breasts for very bizarre reason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the fire brigade has to rescue you after your metal ring 'sexual experiment' goes horribly wrong during masturbation?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Illinois study finds that sex doesn't really work as a selling point. Mostly because if it did, no one would ever enroll at the University of Illinois
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Broadway production of 1984 so realistic, audiences are fainting, vomiting, getting into fights with each other. Usually Olivia Wilde causing fights is expected, but not the other stuff
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
From the "Is he really that stupid?" Department
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Madison was a bad ass, she does something stupid. At least we get Strand and Salazar in this episode, but the undead continue to outwit the living. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, you might have laughed and told me to stop kidding around if I told you that the new head of Federal Student Aid is the current CEO of a company that makes millions profiting off students loans. Once upon a time
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
USAF Thunderbirds pilots can do amazing aerial stunts and close maneuvering. Landing in a heavy downpour, on the other hand
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Oroville dam now hit with lamprey invasion - "the stuff nightmares are made of"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
RMIT researchers have created a new solar paint that absorbs moisture from the air and uses sunlight to split water atoms and harvest hydrogen as fuel
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A stunning 44% of Republicans support stricter gun control laws
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
A baby fell out of the window. You'd think that he would have gone POW. But good luck was with him that morning. He fell on his handy stuffed cow
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boys at stuffy British school told dress code forbids shorts, and if it's too hot they can wear skirts like the girls. Boys: challenge accepted
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police bust golf cart chop shop, because if you're going to start a crime ring, you might as well start small and stupid
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons abandons trademark application for 'Devil Horns' gesture, even though KISS invented devil horns, trademarks, and applications among nearly everything else
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Study, last week: We can totally power the country using pixie toenail clippings by 2055. Study, this week, same journal: The bong. They need to put it down
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disturbingly lifelike robot baby breathes, suckles, dribbles, blinks, cries, 'eats,' and 'goes to the toilet.' Umbilical cord sold separately. Bonus: It is 'very durable'
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Wed June 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds farmers are at higher risk for suicide than other occupations - which is odd, considering how many of them are out standing in their field
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Why Marvel Studios need The Fantastic Four. Basically, it's all about the bad guys
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Study finds Seattle's minimum wage hike has led to higher pay for workers without affecting the overall number of jobs, raising hopes for both the working class and the arguing class
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man supports and hold hands with his smoking hot wife during her trial for raping and sodomizing her middle school student. Dude needs a wake up call
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Student science experiment which launches egg 96,000 feet into the air to study atmosphere deemed an unforgettable success. No word on the success of the follow up egg drop experiment
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senior student yearbook portrait: "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds that subby has more emergency savings between his couch cushions than 24% of Americans have in their savings account
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: new study shows that men cheat because they just can't resist hot chicks
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mueller hires Elizabeth Prelogar: Miss Iowa 2001, awarded a Fulbright grant to study in Russia, Harvard Law grad, argued 5 cases before the Supreme Court, from the Solicitor General's office. Daily Caller: Mueller Hires Another Clinton Donor
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Carjacker foiled by own stupidity of not knowing how to drive a manual shift car
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ruben Blades was front and center in this week's episode of Fear the Walking Dead, which finally had one episode in which someone didn't do anything completely and utterly stupid [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Beyonce fans don't care if you're a proud Grandpa, don't talk about the birth of her twins unless you want to get stung by the "beyhive"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because you need to know, an ex-prisoner discusses just how much privacy you have in prison for things like showers, masturbation, and routine bathroom usage
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
An education group has suggested there is a way to teach religious studies in public school that would satisfy constitutional requirements and be objective. Article to the left, detailed reasons why it would never work to the right
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops in Queens rescue 10 ducklings from storm drain, ducklings are thankful, but are still stuck in Queens
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Sat June 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
45 yeas ago today, there was a break-in of the Democratic National Committee office in the Watergate office building. So nice to know our national leaders would never oversee anything as stupid as that again
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Wendy Dio: The devil's horns gesture "belongs to everyone; it doesn't belong to anyone"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Study shows eating lots of French fries and potato chips can lead to early death, and water is wet and not breathing can kill you
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert postulates Fox News changed their slogan after they finally watched their programming
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists stunned by Antarctic rainfall and a melt area bigger than Texas. It's almost as if the climate is changing somehow, maybe even getting warmer. Did anyone know about this?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So what is this sea creature that researchers are stumped by?
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Thu June 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Architect claims firm behind One World Trade Center ripped off a design he created as a graduate student in 1999 - and after looking at the pics, you may agree
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Department of Education dismantler Betsy DeVos overturns rules forcing for-profit colleges to forgive loans made to students they defrauded, claiming business hardship. Well, I guess we learned something here after all
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
He should have stuck with latex sales instead
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study on climate change canceled due to climate change. Gee, what are the odds?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Schools encouraged to play music in bathrooms so students can poop and fart without feeling shy. What music would you suggest?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In what may be one of the most futile gestures ever, Australia builds a huge cat-proof fence to save native animals. Clearly, these engineers are dog people
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Most Interesting Man in the World' who lost his gig drinking beer, goes through rough times and falls for the hard stuff
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage claims voter fraud helped Labour as "students voted twice"
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the guys of Christos FC, the last amateur soccer squad left in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup. They don't practice, never study film, raise money through GoFundMe, and regularly beat the pros. Oh, and they're based in a liquor store
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study links mosquito spray to delayed motor skills in babies. Mostly because the infants don't get any early eye-hand coordination practice swatting away insects
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich urges Trump to fire special counsel Robert Mueller over Kathy Griffin's tasteless stunt, because if anyone understands tasteless, it's Newt
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Don't Starve" studio's second game is Griftland, "an RPG where everything is negotiable: money, loyalty-even morality." In other words, it's set in America 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver encourages Theresa May to name her challenger Lord Buckethead as Brexit minister, stating "Is it an absurd idea? Yes; but it would not even be close to the stupidest thing you've ever done"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hospitals adopting new "wait to bathe" newborn babies because gross waxy buildup covering them is "good stuff." So throw that bath water out, folks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senate GOP on why they won't release their Trumpcare bill to the public: "We aren't stupid"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And so it comes to this: School principal offering students $100 if they'll just stop using their cell phones all the time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House has repeatedly urged Sec. Def James Mattis to go on "Fox and friends" to defend the administration, but thus far "Mad Dog" has refused, apparently out of fear The Stupid could be contagious
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Now that the dead weight is gone, the show can focus on Junkie Depp and Bicycle Girl. Rueben Blades is out there somewhere. What stupid decisions will Madison make this week? Fear the Walking Dead, 9 pm ET tonight on AMC
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
After being stuck in Minnesota, Packer's Davon House got to OTAs on time AND made some new friends
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life but it is becoming the lifestyle for more and more Americans. Obvious tag last seen on the couch with a sack of Fritos and a 40
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"I spent a month dating sugar mamas and I wouldn't do it again," by Studman69
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"When the man walked out of his house to investigate the noise, a shirtless Shapiro, holding two bottles of liquor and flanked by a friend, began to make rude gestures and swearing at the man, yelling, "F*** you, Arab," the report states." #MAGA
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's smoking hot teacher charged with sex with students comes to us from Rocky Mount, NC (w/mugshot)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Russian newspaper dishes on Putin's true feelings for Trump, saying that he considers him a "stupid, unstrategic politician." Wait. They consider him a politician? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
There once was a student in class. However, she wrote poems like an ass. And when she was graded, it was the professor she hated. So she sued her so she could then pass
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study suggests the planet's mid-mantle holds as much water as Earth's oceans, but the mole people say they'll be damned if they're going to share
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Atlanta / Philadelphia game delayed by: A) injury on the field. B) replay review. C) baseball bat stuck in the netting
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Study shows she's more likely to shut up and leave you alone during Hockey than Football
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Thu June 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not even Conservative Christians can stand to listen to Ted Cruz's stupid voice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boredom now linked to a wide range of health problems. Which is bad news for the researchers who had to put together the data on that study
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You know how male actors like to talk about the obstacles they overcame while filming a movie? You know, sprained knees during a stunt scene, heat, late lunches, etc? Well, Gal Gadot was pregnant through the filming of Wonder Woman. How's that, guys?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims GA cops conducted a warrantless search of over 900 HS students that included "public exposure of bare breasts" and "touching and manipulation of student's genitals and vaginal areas"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Extinct Costa Rican frog has been studied very little. Well, it is a little frog. And it is a little alive
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a lovely featurette from the "Game of Thrones" folks about the show's costumes for you to scour for stuff about season 7
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Playing two hours of video games a week makes students more employable. Mostly because other applicants are busy playing video games for 120 hours a week
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, the latest study says the T. rex was not, repeat NOT, feathery
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones stunt coordinator on season 7: shiat-ton of people on fire, yo
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study suggests even moderate farkers are brain damaged
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Tue June 06, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Suspect caught stuffing 15 quarts of motor oil down his pants. Fry wanted for questioning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will the NSA have other damning evidence of Russian meddling leak? Will Trump blame Reality Winner for all the leaks, having a stupid name? Will Jared finally get his subpoena? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread (5 pm ET estimated shoe drop)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demonic hate Muppet Pat Robertson postulates that "maybe the British people want to die" from terrorism
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now, breaking stuff with a 500lb knife
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of the season three premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, in which a major character dies and people continue doing utterly stupid things out of fear, confusion, and terrible plot devices [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard withdraws acceptances for ten students after their social media activity demonstrates they're already over-qualified to join the Trump administration
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
14-year-old Osaka hacker arrested on charges of being Japan's first ever ransomware author. "The student told investigators that he wanted to become famous"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago a friend on his way to Saudi gets stuck in Rome grounded by the Six Days War. In a bar, he asks stranger what he's drinking and gets introduced to a lifelong love of the Negroni. How was your life changed in that way?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Farmers puzzled why their cows broke down fences, then threw themselves off cliff. Guess they got tired of being in same pasture for heifer and heifer and heifer
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Sun June 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez gets stuck in a dance move during a performance in Las Vegas, needs to be helped up by backup dancers (w/photos)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Environmental studies and Donald Trump do not mix
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parents who constantly check phones for texts, emails and cat videos may be more likely to have children who misbehave than parents who don't, study says. Dammit, parents, share those adorable kitties with your kids
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin's lawyer tries to throw GWAR, Marylin Manson, and Municipal Waste under the bus in bizarre press conference. "Many male artists have created far more disturbing imagery"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May says she doesn't need to sign a letter with the other Euro leaders because she's afraid Trump might do something stupid and petty like pull out of the Paris Accords. Wouldn't want that to happen
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims people who attend church services have a longer life expectancy. Every time subby has gone it seemed to take forever, so there may be some truth in that
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kindergarten graduation party. Seems a little silly. Shoving match between two 6 year olds. Seems a little stupid. Parents escalate the violence. Seems a little scary. Someone gets shot. Seems a little Fark
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
292k jobs added under Obama? Fox Business' Stuart Varney says, "Modest by historical standards." 235k jobs added under Trump? Varney says, "This is the start of the Trump expansion." Fair & Balanced™
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Wait a minute, if the future of retail is online, why should we pay courier services to deliver our stuff when we can just use our own employees on their way home from the brick and mortar stores? It's not like we pay them or anything
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Police pick up baby gator before local students find him and make him shotgun a beer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We celebrate the fact a father of a student in the Seattle Public Schools raised $40,000 to pay off lunch debt for poor students so the district would stop shaming them, but we must ask: What kind of country would allow kids in school to go hungry?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Covfefe" T-shirt now on sale, produced by artist to protest stupidity of Trump and moron journalists who report his every tweet. The font is Helvetica to ensure classiness, and all proceeds go to the ACLU
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds doctors are clueless about the cost of ER treatments. Although most guess that it falls somewhere between Mercedes Benz and beach condo
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canadian surgeons patch up special needs patient's beloved stuffed animal for free, saving the family about $80,000 if they had used an American hospital
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Wed May 31, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Las Vegas thieves steal 30,000 condoms and $10K worth of sex toys. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good couple of years with all that stuff
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(New York Sun)
 
 
 
State of Connecticut: Our schools suck. We pass illiterate students. DeVos: I agree, we need to provide better schooling for these kids. State of Connecticut: Our schools are great, we were just kidding when we filed that lawsuit last year
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Students at Evergreen State College outraged that someone would post video of their behavior, demand that video be removed or the consequences will never be the same
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(The Takaho Post)
 
 
 
The Stumbling Dead: why The Walking Dead is losing ratings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One sure way to stop students cheating on tests is to shut down the country's Internet access
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel announce he's moving on to derpier pastures? Will he smokebomb after one Jared question? How do you even smokebomb an audio only presser? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (2:30 start, with surprise video goodness)
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Runner training for marathon discovers ditching all those sophisticated running apps and gadgets actually improves his performance: "As it turned out, running without all of the stuff was an absolute pleasure"
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(Pop Culture Reference, Sorry)
 
 
 
Could the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise be the most quintessential of all Marvel Studios' output? Answers to the right, preferably in the form of 'I am Groot'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You are not going to believe this but Trump is only a birther because he thinks Republicans are stupid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies taking a selfie with his girlfriend at a waterfall. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he was used to
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Tue May 30, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau is separating from her student husband. Those second grader/teacher marriages rarely last
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why lesbians exist? Of course you haven't, that's just a stupid question. Yet, it has an answer
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
New study claims eating too many chicken nuggets can make you A: Fat? B: Prone to heart disease? or C: Gay?
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The gravity of this study is hard to overstate
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
It all makes so much sense now. CNN headquarters is where H.R. Puffenstuff once ushered kids to rides and attractions
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Stop defacing rocks in National Parks with your stupid promposals and be a man like me and ask her face to face. Now get the hell off my lawn
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
At the meeting she held up copies of a study that she said showed that playgrounds can increase crime
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Big Mac is constantly delivering apples to Starlight's old village. Is there secret agent stuff going on? Will the CMC's investigation screw it up? Find out on My Little Pony - Hard to Say Anything, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A day after a student went to the media with an "award" for "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist", another one comes forward with an "award" for "Most Likely to Blend in with White People" from the same teacher
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Men dressed as construction workers steal nearly $800K worth of jewelry from Brooklyn store. Indian chief, sailor, police officer costumes left unused
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon stunned that someone thinks the Montana Slam wasn't Trump's fault
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Student gets tired of playing tic-tac-toe, hacks into school computer, changs grade from 'F' to 'B.' Reportedly got password from a desk in the dean's office
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Pence has started jockeying for Trump's job. Here's hoping Trump acts in typical Trumpian fashion when a rival tries to muscle in on his power. Oh god, we've entered into Stupid Goodfellas
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds finds finds finds mushrooms are the safest safest safest recreational drug
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that due to genetics, smart white people are more likely to be autistic, while dumb white people are more likely to be fat and crazy. And here. We. Go
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Carry on wayward whale, they'll be peace when we un-stuck you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says Instagram is the worst social media site for young people's mental health. All the other social media sites tie for second
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs something to satisfy its sweet tooth today ... without sticking to the tooth. What's your favorite hard candy? And what was that stuff in the bowl on grandma's living room table that had been there since 1973?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man rescued with ladder after being stuck ninety feet up in a tree. While police are not sure how he got up there, they do suspect he was high
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Utility company to school: Smells like a gas leak, so evacuate the kids. School to utility company: But there's testing going on. Utility: DID WE STUTTER? School: Sheesh. Don't rush us, okay?
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Harvard study: As much as 98% of media is not just biased, but openly hostile against Trump
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Student banned from university's wi-fi for illegally downloading: A) Test answers. B) Porn. C) The movie Chicken Run
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mannequin causes man to flee hotel and hurt himself which means lawsuit, of course. Stupid dummy
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
New study says teen "angst" can be an early sign of teen depression. Or it could just be a sign that they are a teenager
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study on how rats smell may address a larger issue of experiment reproducibility, while at the same creating powerful new strains of body spray
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're fat and happen to like swallowing balloons, this study is for you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A surfer not pretty enough for sponsors. I didn't know studman sponsored surfers (tag for sponsors)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
6 million with pre-existing conditions could get stuck with special Freedom Premium pricing if the new GOP health care plan go through
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants to make education great again by eradicating a critical student loan forgiveness program
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Wed May 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study says Americans waste 40% of all available food. Which could be good news, because Americans don't need to eat another 40%
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Man steals security system to conceal masturbation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's really the media's fault. All that coverage of Trump's boneheaded behavior probably revealed more classified information because they kept quoting Trump. Stupid media
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
NBA jerseys will also serve as billboards starting next year in what could be a new disturbing trend in American sports
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Tue May 16, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bad trailers that show all characters and plot points encourage bad moviemaking, as directors and studios assess trailer reaction, re-edit movie to match the trailer, give the audience exactly the lack of surprise they want
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trumpy steps on H.R. McPufnstuf's dick with a Tweet, Yertle is starting to worry and the leaks keep dripping like a hole in the roof. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump aides are frustrated that they can't use their best defense for their boss leaking to Russia: He's too stupid to leak anything they could use
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student stabs her Tinder date and is spared jail time because she's British hot. With relevant pics of her in a tank top washing a boat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Despite the fact a quote from H.R. McMasternstuff was in their article, Laura Ingraham goes on TV and claims the Washington Post reporters never tried to solicit a comment from him for their intel leak story
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(The Local)
 
 
 
And the prize for best use of 'cunning stunt' in an article goes to
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists do sonic survey of inner moat belonging to ancient nobleman's burial mound, in conjunction with "contour map developed by irradiating the tumulus with laser beams from a helicopter." No kaiju were disturbed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Scorpions on a plane, naming dinosaurs, and what to do when you're stuck in Florida. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-07 to Sat 2017-05-13
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Me TV)
 
 
 
All eleven Lynda Carter Wonder Woman costumes, ranked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 1,000 students, teachers and staff in northern California's Yolo County laid low by the norovirus. #yolo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Take out large student loans to get a degree? Or, skip going to college and immediately enter the workforce with no debt?
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher caught having sex with a student uses the old "he seduced me" excuse. Fark: At 2 a.m. (with mugshot)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you know who this elegant lady was, Norwegian police would like to talk to you. Because they've been wondering for almost half a century (Warning: disturbing pic included in story)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Wood you look at that. Scientists branch out and discover the Earth has 9% more forest than previously opined, and they are stumped as to why
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New study finds humans make "suboptimal" decisions when making routing decisions. If only there was some kind of system we could use to work out the optimal route using global positions
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Meth logic: Man arrested for 'masturbating vigorously' did so because he hates Portland
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats need to embrace face-to-face politicking. You show up. You shake hands. You asks questions-a lot of questions. You don't talk down to people-you listen .... we're going to be stuck with the GOP for a long time
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ABC wants Kelly Clarkson to judge the American Idol revival, Justin Guarini to join the show as a studio usher
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Less nerve wracking than being stuck between Santiago and Sister Miriam in Alpha Centauri, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? The Leviathan Story Pack for Stellaris? Farming Simulator 17's Big Bud DLC? Deus Ex? Tell us
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage girl in trouble for stuffing a GUINEA PIG in the wrong place and, of course, taking a video of it
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
FBI agents change their Facebook profile pages to pictures of James Comey, a gesture usually reserved for slain comrades. Prepare for war
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark it. Nuke my state. We deserve it. OK Rep suggests turning 82k non-English speaking students to ICE to save money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "Days without being a national embarrassment" clock remains stuck firmly at 0
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says too much exercise increases health risks. Well, there's one thing most Americans can cross off their worry list
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(Taylor & Francis)
 
 
 
Welp, the academics are onto us: " I, therefore, juxtapose feminist posthumanist theories and feminist food studies scholarship to demonstrate how eastern fox squirrels are subjected to gendered, racialized, and speciesist thinking"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Disturbing trend detected in latest super hero movies: Wonder Woman has no armpit hair. Neither does Thor, the Hulk, even Marge Simpson
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study finds that unlike our politicians, voters easily reach bipartisan consensus on the federal budget. What's that about getting the politicians we deserve again?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rushing to pay back a large student loan? Not so fast, pilgrim
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Walkman from Guardians of the Galaxy is selling for hundreds on eBay because people are stupid
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A new JAMA study shows why those international health care comparisons that say the U.S. spends more money and has worse health care are bogus
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Universities now offer students chocolate, therapy dogs and video games as ways to cope with finals. Or they could just tell them to go to the library and try to study for a while
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Need a cannon to reinforce your home defense systems? Have we got the estate sale for you. Bonus: We got some Cyndi Lauper stuff too
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley comments that with all the NBA playoff blowouts on TNT, he's been catching hockey during studio breaks. "Thank god for the NHL playoffs"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Many reasons are cited as to why people are having less sex. Study surprises Farkers who ask, "How could I be having LESS sex?"
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(Phys Org2)