Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
500 headlines found matching 'Stu'
Thu May 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals mental illness is a problem for those that cannot afford to treat it
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how to rig a study? Here comes the "science"
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Owner of carnival company to give free party to students who were excluded because they couldn't afford the $10 fee. "If I had known that there were kids not allowed to attend the carnival, I would have paid for them"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michigan DB says he "can't eat right" on food stipends from NCAA, and has to eat *gasp* ramen. Welcome to how the rest of the students live
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student suspended for sharing his ghost pepper with classmates. "I was told that it's equivalent to giving someone LSD"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis is currently studying a new way of delivering drugs to patients, one that involves tiny robots with needles made of sugar
source: bgr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Meet Charlie, the Web's newest urban legend. You can summon him and stuff
source: gizmodo.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Pot-friendly hotel finally opens in downtown Denver: "Other hotels will fine you crazy amounts and kick you out. I've been kicked out of a hotel for smoking pot, it was a few years back, but that's the kind of stuff that won't happen in our hotel"
source: thecannabist.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Students release ladybugs into their school- 72,000 of them to be exact
source: wusa9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Popular televangelist says that if a man masturbates, his hand will be pregnant in the afterlife
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Not news: Summer break has begun and college students have left town. Fark: And left behind their cats, dogs and snakes. Probably took their IPAs though
source: idahostatesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New study says that people who think they can't sing can learn to carry a tune, or at least hire a producer who knows how to work auto-tune
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
If you somehow didn't watch the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Festival this weekend, here are the highlights, but what was going on in your stupid little life that's more important than the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Festival?
source: irishexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
VW introduces new Golf with gesture-control interior, because gestures are the most effective way to express yourself behind the wheel
source: autoexpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Turns out that study about everyone at music festivals being stoned as balls turns out to have been bullshiat and the only people who bought it were the media
source: thump.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, students get better grades when phones are banned
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When picking a car for your 100 mph drunken joy ride try to avoid the one with "student driver" logos
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sword wielding man in an elf costume attacks a BMW. Apparently Ganon was driving in Portland on Saturday
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Four reasons why feeding bread to ducks is stupid: "It's junk food for ducks"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hello, this is your stunt pilot speaking, we're about to scare the everloving bejeebusmonkeys out of you on this final approach. But fear not, for I have teh totally madz stick and rudder skillz and it's going to be suuuhwweeet
source: liveleak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
News: Newspaper goes out of business without giving a heads-up to its employees. FARK: The PennySaver. Looks like Juno is stuck with that kid
source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Students are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would change their yearbook quotes to say things like 'Want to hear the most annoying noise in the world?' and 'The only negativity around here should be a pregnancy test'
source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
source: greatfallstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see what a MLB player's bi-weekly pay stub with deductions looks like? Even better - a player who makes $10 million a year
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Charleston teacher gives back: $100 to each of her students. Fark: to double donations given to charities of their choice. That's just good math, y'all
source: postandcourier.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Who nearly stop a concert because someone in the arena was *GASP* smoking marijuana. In other news, the site of Keith Moon's grave was disturbed, as though someone was spinning beneath the ground at a high rate of speed
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maggie Gyllenhaal, age 37, is told by studio execs that she's too old to play the romantic lead in a film ... opposite a male actor who's 55
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher, upset that students pranked her, says she hopes her victimizers get raped in jail
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why graduates dress the way they do, and not because they want to rub their whole superior 'I just graduated from high school' thing all over your stuff if you let them
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that the "Late Show" is over, the set is being enshrined in the Smithsonian. Just kidding. It's sitting in the dumpster behind the stuido
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study finds that lawmakers only listen to the loudest, most batshiat crazy among us, finally explains Louie Gohmert
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Put on your best Alka-Seltzer suit and list your top ten reasons for watching tonight. Will we see one more stupid human trick? Will one more thing float? Will we get a final jab at Leno? After 6,028 shows, Letterman takes a final bow (11:35pm EDT)
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(283)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man claims stuffed owl is his public defender. Judge: ORLY
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Pricipal Sayof Newswire)
 
 
 
"A salesperson who is purportedly with a Mickey Trump space criminal at the expense of a body on The Student, has to stop the internet manage for absolutely nothing"
source: biotechwired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Student takes senior prank to a whole new level, places entire school for sale on Craigslist. "50 rooms, 10 bathrooms, 3 gyms, fully stocked library"
source: fox19.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I hate my teaching job and I'd rather be in jail" quite like encouraging students to have sex in your classroom
source: atlanta.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Josh Duggar once stuck his arrow into an underaged quiver. Tag is for the act and for how the State of Arkansas handled the case
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Medical technology students suing college, claiming they were forced to practice procedure on each other. Come on already, what's a little transvaginal probe between classmates
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study finds gay, bisexual teens more likely to get pregnant than straight peers. Wait, what?
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
source: natmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entire first-year MFA class (all seven students) at USC walks out after failing to receive a generous tuition subsidy they had expected for their useless degrees
source: hyperallergic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No, of course the confused little malamute puppy that looks like a stuffed toy isn't cute at all, why would you think that?
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Students at a West Virginia high school wanted their teacher to let them watch "50 Shades of Grey" as a reward for their hard work. Well sex education class isn't the most exciting class at times
source: charlestondailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Community in uproar over adult bookstore's mural of a girl stuffing her beaver
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Snow talks about what it's like to be stuck at the edge of the world with a bunch of dudes and not a woman in sight. NTTAWWT
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Kanye West RPG has been hiding a disturbing secret: The fact that there is a Kanye West RPG
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CFPB asks: Is our students being loaned fairly?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Old, Stupid: Leaving your kids in a hot car. New, Dumbass: Letting your kid play ship's mast on the roof of your car while driving
source: wcax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in three Russians believes the US is going to attack their country at any time because the US has a reputation for doing stupid shiat like that
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Hi, is this 911? Yeah, dude, we're like stuck in a bush"
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
According to a California judge, teaching nothing about a subject does not count as educating students on subject
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, you may like your job, but did getting it involve a baptism in raw sewage and wearing a dead goat as a costume?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
School tries inspiring students before exams, because they're good enough, they're smart enough, and doggone It, people like them
source: today.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Student suing school after failing required class twice, because it's their fault she's dumb
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actor needed: Must be able to run, avoid police, have only one arm. See casting director at Warner Bros. studio
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Come back to England & play county cricket", They said. "Score runs & demonstrate your talent", They said. "Then you'll get back in the national team", They said. Yeah, about that. Stupid tag is for the ECB
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study reveals why prolonged light exposure leads to weight gain, explains why most TFers are whippet thin
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that outside of Fark, wealthy, educated men drink the most
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"High school students not going to take bake sale ban lying down in sugar-induced haze"
source: theswellesleyreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A salute to AOL's Tim Armstrong: ineffectual, vapid and stupid
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(The Red Ferret)
 
 
 
Just when you thought golf couldn't get any more stupid, now you can play from a golf-cart hoverboard
source: redferret.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sneezes out toy dart 44 years after he got it stuck in his nose
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
School of the Art Institute of Chicago is now giving out the coveted Doctorate of Douchebag Studies
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
"Students at Birmingham City University in the UK have created a cane that recognises familiar faces and vibrates to let its blind owner know that they're near people they know"
source: nakedsecurity.sophos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New study says the type of glass you drink beer from affects how fast you drink it. Also if you're shaped like a beer keg, you should probably drink slower
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds having too much sex can make you unhappy - another bullet Farkers have dodged
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visual arts students at the University of California, San Diego must perform naked in front of an entire nude class. Including the professor. Parental outrage reaches 100%
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Lie like you've never lied before," the 26-year-old Fuchs told the 16-year-old student she was having an affair with
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
24-year-old teacher arrested for having a "long term affair" with a student. Fark: A 12 year old
source: worldwideweirdnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(302)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School punishes student for skipping school to attend his cousin's funeral
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
source: esbtrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Spray painting a cliff asking a girl to prom in pink-and-purple 8-foot-high letters is technically impressive, completely stupid
source: kboi2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple's 'Magic Wheelchair' mission creates epic costume options for kids in wheelchairs
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Swiss develop a disturbingly fantastic warning ad about cell phone use.... It's always the quiet countries that do this stuff, you never suspect them
source: liveleak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
One stuffed crust pepperoni & cheese please. No, I said cheese, not bees
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, GA governor signs the "Todd Gurley" bill making it a crime punishable by up to a year in prison to entice student athletes to break NCAA rules for money
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that"
source: wired.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In the understatement of the year, teen admits that surfing on the metro train was 'stupid.' (with video of what a stupid person on an MBTA train looks like)
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
AWK-ward: Getting stuck in the elevator with the woman you just robbed
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Nine stunning swimming pools that are probably owned by rich assholes that would never invite you over, even if you knew them back in school. BONUS: Not a slideshow
source: contemporist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stupid: Getting caught cheating on your wife. Priceless: Getting caught cheating on your wife on live radio
source: thedailyedge.thejournal.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook study by three researchers from Facebook says it's mainly your fault--not theirs--that you click on things you already agree with
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teacher admits looking at pornography in classroom but says he is 100 per cent certain he was not masturbating
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Female Waffle House employee who filmed a male Waffle House employee masturbating on the job says the video "somehow" ended up on Facebook before it went viral
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Archaeologists stumble upon lost Þykkvabær cloister dating from Middle Ages. "I think we've just hit the jackpot, because I think we've discovered the remains of Þykkvabæjarklaustur" which would be a great Sigur Ros song title
source: icelandreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The end result of running over a beehive with your lawnmower is getting stung over 4,000 times and very dead
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not understanding the local laws overseas could land you in serious trouble. Here are some rules you probably never knew you were breaking. Study up (might not be safe for work)
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
UNO student, tres knives
source: wowt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for burning "I heart Mom" onto the arms of several students using a Tesla coil. Police officer loses any nerd credibility: "I had to look up Tesla coil on Wikipedia this morning"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
source: freebeacon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cockatoos found inserted inside bottles, stuffed into box. The sexual innuendo is simply turgid
source: cnews.canoe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A new study shows that more older Americans are dying in falls. No mention if Niagara, Multnomah or Havasu
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
High school students learning hydroponics. To produce food. Yeah, that's it
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says social media plays a big role in divorces, because you're only as faithful as your options
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google patents a way for self-driving cars to understand cyclists' hand gestures. Which is good if you live in 1957 - the last year cyclists actually ever used hand signals
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
European soccer fans are expected to get blind drunk before a big match, except if you're the costumed club mascot and need to be rescued by paramedics after stumbling around the pitch
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: Michael Keaton couldn't move his head when wearing the Batman costume. News: Neither can the Hot Toys action figure based on him. Fark: articulating eyeballs
source: toybox.io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A bloodthirsty worm that shoots white 'webs' like Spiderman to snare hapless prey may sound like the stuff of nightmares, and it pretty much is
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
source: wwlp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder injected oil and alcohol into his biceps to become a real life version of The Incredible Hulk. If he was going to be that stupid, he may as well have just exposed himself to Gamma rays
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People are stunned to discover that unused gift cards to stores that no longer exist suddenly have no value. "This Radio Shack thing really hit me"
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first photo of the Suicide Squad cast in costume reveals a who's who, but more importantly, there's Harley
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that what you wear affects how you think and behave. Apparently, subby behaves like a Hawaiian tourist on a three-day bender
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
HS student tries to hack into school's computer system in order to change a failed grade. Unable to do so, proceeds to light computer lab on fire. Finds out that besides Fire, F also stands for Five Felony charges and FAIL
source: cbs46.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're going to try and grow tomatoes in your garden this summer, then you better surround the plants with borage, chives, marigolds, nasturtiums, basil, calendula, carrots, hot peppers, sage, onions, garlic, and leaf lettuce
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Fast and Furious car chase ride set to open at Universal Studios Hollywood. Ask for Babs
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas' education system finally has something to clap about: A 31% increase in STDs among high school students
source: dfw.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
If you wanted to be truly inspired you can buy Ed Wood's old studio, bonus rehearsal spot for The Doors, Hendrix & G n' R
source: laweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists find that going to the gym after studying may aid memory recall, but only within 26 minutes
source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"The pilot was so scared He was stuttering and couldn't really talk straight. He was trying to sound calm and told us 'I'm going to get you guys back on the ground,' but he kept stuttering. He did a great job though. He got us back"
source: ktvu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Arctic ice researchers presumed drowned after the climate change they were studying finally caught up to them
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Shape Magazine)
 
 
 
New study finds marathon runners keep racing because they forget the pain of their last experience. Which also explains why some people have more than one child
source: shape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri effectively "taps out" of their ongoing "derping contest" with KS as Dem Governor Jay Nixon vetoes a bill slashing welfare benefits in the state leaving KS' "No swimming pools for poors" bill as the stupidest farking law passed this year
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that funny little woman from The Incredibles who made their outfits? Well, apparently she's real and designed the costumes for Avengers: Age Of Ultron, darling
source: actionagogo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Special needs school bus drives through shooting that leaves bullet holes in the bus and students cowering on the floor. Naturally the school waits till the next day to notify parents
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The FBI's request for backdoors is so overreaching that even Congressional Democrats and Republicans can find common ground. It's not only impossible, it's just stupid
source: dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study proves the global warming hoax will hardly kill anyone
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbia University celebrates 100 years of film studies. Decades of past students have had the opportunity to learn popular culture, explore the arts, offset the D they got in Biology with an easy A
source: artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
High school student charged with aggravated assault for lacing his teacher's coffee with a) LSD, b) laxatives, or c) saline solution
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas high school student ends up on the Brownbackistan watch list after creating 51 minute documentary exposing the stupidity of education funding in Kansas
source: kshb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Senate education Committee pases a law forbidding teachers from sharing their "poltical views" with students, oh and require schools to replace intro to American History with a "civics class" whose curriculum was written by the Koch brothers
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(The Hofstra Chronicle)
 
 
 
Public Safety responded to the room, entered and found three students, a bong and a hamster
source: thehofstrachronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
School group touring South Dakota bank enjoys full police tactical response after accidentally hitting silent alarm. "The group of students found the whole incident amusing"
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New study finds air pollution may shrink the brain. Finally an explanation for the plot lines and jokes on all sitcoms filmed in L.A
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I had to take a break from my six-figure job just to laugh at this study's conclusions
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with more debt, more crowded cities, more crowded transit, more pollution, and fewer jobs, millennials are having fewer children. Experts stumped as to why
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study says that cigars carry the same risks as cigarettes for teens, young adults, U.S. presidents
source: psychcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The history of racist policing in America". Now you can show your Facebook friends how stupid they really are, thereby clearing out your Facebook friends in no time
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Even before it opens in the U.S., Marvel Studios announces special Blu-Ray extended edition and alternate ending for Avengers: Age of Shut Up and Take ALL My Money
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Christie: "The media coverage of my administration caused my low polling" And you know what causes media coverage? Witches. It's all very science-y stuff
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Food technology teacher ate all the food, kept beer in the fridge and let students play knife games. What's his Fark handle?
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
College professor flunks entire class for lack of competence, cheating, lacking ability and for being disrespectful little shiats. One student took offense and rebutted with a thoughtful, "Nah bruh this guy is a straight clown"
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Carnegie Deli shut down after illegal gas hookup. Looks like somebody had the stuffed derma (baDUMtssh)...thanks for coming to Grossinger's, I'm here all week, and don't forget it's Lou Goldstein and Simon Sez out by the pool at 2:30
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned that being zapped by a Taser could lead to temporary loss of cognitive abilities
source: 12news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
UC-Boulder student missing since April 11 says he was on campus the whole time but doesn't know how his head got Photoshopped onto someone else's body
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says drinking too little water is just as hazardous as alcohol. But certainly not as much fun
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Cow steroids leaking into waterways are making fish more randy, says study." Man, those cows must be RIPPED
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to pay off your student loan with the help of a carefully managed, consistent program of drinking
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In the US, you can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium. In Serbia, soccer fans can bring their own stun grenades and road flares to games, presumably because they're really expensive at the concessions (pics)
source: rt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
While you can't run to catch a bus without being wiped out for the next three days, this dude ran the London Marathon in a Tardis costume
source: radiotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
According to a new study conducted by a mastering engineer, Taylor Swift's '1989' is a louder album than AC/DC's 'Back In Black or Metallica's 'The Black Album'
source: gigwise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
source: sacredartichoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Puppies saved after being dumped outside a Goodwill store in a box labeled "stuffed animals." Cutest donation ever
source: newschannel9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were given their very own prom, treated to a gourmet lunch and makeovers, all donated. "I never knew these kids didn't go to prom"
source: saukvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why pose with stuffed animals when you can be in a photo with a real-life massive bear? That's what these anti-hunting Russian models did
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Study fnds K entuckains aer drtunken sots
source: cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sportswriters start thinking they are ACTUAL writers: "They had been speared in the groin and slashed in the knees and hacked in the gut, willing victims to the frustration of their visitors, human piñatas stuffed only with bliss"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 8 most ingenious fast-food publicity stunts of all-time, since some people have always dreamed of a left-handed Whopper
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former journalist discovers secret bunker on Mars in a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover: "I was stunned. It's a massive panoramic window built into the wall of the crater. You can see a person behind the bunker's window" (w/pics)
source: cryptozoologynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Study finds people who have sex twice a week earn 4.5% more, not counting video distribution
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Girls banned from running at Melbourne Islamic college because they might lose: A) valuable study time. B) required class attendance. C) their virginity
source: heraldsun.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Study: Partisans understand there's an "i" in partisan, not in team which is why they look to be beat the opponent at all costs
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
source: scribd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who can take his girlfriend, on a tryst or two / Disturbing all the neighbors with the antics that they do / The handyman can, oh the handyman can
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify male dinosaurs by studying their bones. They're just now figuring that part out?
source: in.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Four more Kansas school districts to stop edumacating students early because who needs to learn silly things like math?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old busted Times Square tourist hassle: costumed jackasses. New, full-busted Times Square tourist hassle: topless women. Tag chosen to match the potentially Not safe for work body paint
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
OK. Raise your hand. Who here hasn't had to call firefighters to get their duck unstuck from a fence? Duck. D-U-C-K
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study confirms that anti-vaxxers are a few cards short of a full deck
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." spinoff will be about Adrianne Palicki's boobs. And probably some other stuff. And they say Hollywood is out of ideas
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How can a big hole be the largest thing ever discovered? Isn't it the largest nothing ever discovered? Stupid scientitions
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"Students named on threatening list found at Milford High School" Glad they found them
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
New study finds that if states actually provide health insurance options to their people the uninsured rate goes down
source: wonkwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Students at Pennsylvania School hold "Anti-Gay Day," complete with lynching list and flannel shirts
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
New study announces poor people are all stupid. Well, not really. But that's what you're going to hear on Facebook before long
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Even a stupid puppet can play the drums better than I can
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study shows that Netflix users watch two hours of movies and TV shows every single day, or three episodes of (BUFFERING) (BUFFERING)
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Cavs stun the Celtics? Can the Hawks take a game from Brooklyn? Will the Trail Blazers and Grizzlies set television records? And will Spurs-Clippers be cancelled due to a lack of interest? It's day two of the NBA Playoffs. 3:00 P.M. EDT
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The latest anti-Hillary talking point: She doesn't part her hair correctly, so obviously she is unfit to lead the free world. Study it out, people, study it out
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(Berkeley Lab)
 
 
 
Berkeley Labs makes major advance in artificial photosynthesis. Take THAT, stupid plant kingdom
source: newscenter.lbl.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 10, 2012 for you to enjoy
source: sacredartichoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton flies coach from Nebraska to New Jersey. Political analysts are stunned. What could have made her want to fly to New Jersey?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Culinary students compete for the chance to have their tang eaten by astronauts in space
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Full Costumes for the major characters of "Star Wars: The Cash Cow" including the new "Snowtrooper" and the new "Flametrooper" are now up
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Jason Sudeikis-starring Fletch reboot jumps studios
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brighton's tree ninja has been captured. That would be the new Brighton of transient college students, not the old Brighton of beaches and literary novels
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student not allowed to attend class because her black leather lace-ups aren't the type of shoes they're looking for, even though they are black leather lace-ups. What a bunch of heels
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, new "pull my finger study" is not just a TotalFark Discussion thread
source: theblaze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"People believe atheists are angrier than believers, a new study finds." Check out the thread on the right for why that might be
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(265)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In 1982 in Phoenix a mentally disturbed man held a gun to a KOOL-TV anchorman forcing him to read a live, on-air statement about immigrants, punk rock and Islam causing World War III. Hey, Fox News may have a job for this guy
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study finds that most e-mails are answered within two minutes. Teens immediately ask "What's an e-mail?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to latest studies, one in six NFL players go broke within 12 years of leaving the sport
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since you're stuck at work, here's a video of a goat getting more fun out of a wheelbarrow than your numb soul could ever imagine
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the eve of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, let's have a look at how stat-geeks miss the boat when figuring stupid numbers into real-life games
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Who can name 3 disturbing things in the Mom's home?
source: ora.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, how many of Obama's lobster dinners, golf outings, and Air Force One jaunts will YOUR contribution to the Medicare Doc Fix pay for? Fox News has a handy online calculator to help you study it out
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And here we are with tonight's Top Ten List: The Top Ten Guests David Letterman Has Ever Had. How Warren Zevon isn't #1 is anyone's guess, but, in keeping with tradition, the #1 choice is just stupid
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do really smart people have a hard time? Why a high-IQ brings anxiety, unhappiness - and surprisingly stupid biases
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(285)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Madison students snap, crackle, and pop the world's record for largest Rice Krispies treat
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
According to a new study by the National Academy of Sciences, if people move faster to get away from a tsunami, more of them will survive. Wow, really?
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When your car goes off the road and gets stuck in the mud, you call a tow truck. You do the same thing for a 737 that went off a taxiway in Houston, you just need a slightly bigger tow truck
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
New study determines babies aren't so stupid after all
source: blogs.scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds that a college degree is the key to a middle class life. In other news, the key to an upper class life is still wealthy parents
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
4 episodes of Game of Thrones Season 5 leaked on torrent sites. Now the pirates can be as stuck up and superior as the book readers
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
source: psmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Manager of old building owned by Cambridge University criticized for posting anti-bike-chaining signs in ancient Greek and Latin -- by classics lecturers who pointed out spelling and phrasing errors, and by students for being elitist
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Comedian is sentenced for conning the Birmingham City Council into investing more than $18,000 into a bogus mentoring program for students called Class Clowns. That's the joke
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Middle School student charged with cybercrime for using a teacher's pre-school caliber password to change a computer's wallpaper without permission
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What would a guy whose image is on thousands of idealistic college students' shirts have to say about the warming US-Cuba relations?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are the most perfect GIF loops of machines that don't exist, but their creator says if you want to know how they work, "seek out a mechanical engineering student or graduate, buy them beer, and have them explain stuff to you"
source: sploid.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Student uses Freedom of Information Act on his school to see exam papers in advance
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Let those among you who have never drunkenly stumbled across interstate freeway lanes to ask someone for jumper cables cast the first stone
source: 10news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Here are ten geological forms we still don't understand - even after years of studying them
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Push Square)
 
 
 
Sony's going to give you free stuff for duping you into buying a Vita. Here's how much free stuff
source: pushsquare.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Four treated for up to 50 stings after stumbling upon wild hive of over 20,000 bees in residential neighborhood. Your move, Australia
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New dragons found, stubbornly refuse to breathe fire
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Which is more disturbing: the serial killer, or the man collecting serial killer 'murderabilia' to sell?
source: news10.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police officers do not know why Florida man was driving southbound in a northbound lane, but since he left his wallet when he fled the scene of the ensuing accident, the working hypothesis is 'stupid'
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman kicked out of bar and arrested for : a) flicking a lit cigarette at an officer, b) making a hand gesture like a gun while saying "say hello to my little friend", c) dancing with Jim Carey in the batman costume, d) all of the above
source: naplesnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Not news: Law professor sends link for her students to read. News: It's a video on Pornhub. Fark: featuring anal beads
source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Major League Baseball pitcher Jamie Moyer got stuck on a ride at Disneyland and lived to tweet about it
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked, SHOCKED that a student who wrote a blog where he wrote stories about murdering other students was let back in to school because the school found the blog to be a work of fiction and protected by the First Amendment
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
South Carolina student suspended after photo of her writing racist epithet goes viral. No punishment announced yet for vertical photo taker
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The student's fantasy of ending the school year early becomes a reality for two Kansas school districts, courtesy of Sam Brownback. Obvious tag sent home early to save on hours, so Scary tag steps in
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
According to Romero Institute of Education, students "backslide" in their education when not in school for prolonged periods of time, such as the summer
source: voiceofsandiego.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Study finds cigarette smoke makes you stronger, well that is if you are the MRSA bacteria
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Orthopedic study finds barefoot running is harder for people over 30. Probably because pretty much everything is harder for people over 30
source: medicalnewstoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Could it be that this Iranian nuke agreement is the stuff dreams are made of?
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Dutch engineering student to oceans: Clean yourselves up
source: dezeen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Headline Fail: Tragic student dies on route to handing in final piece of coursework after being struck by car
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Sports on Earth)
 
 
 
Who do you have on your opening day roster? Ricky Vaughn? Billy Chapel? That one stupid kid on the Cubs?
source: sportsonearth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Puppy survives epic 248 mile journey while stuck in the grille of a car, inspiring adoration from the driver and epic jealousy from all the other dogs who could only stick their heads out the windows of their cars
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insane religious group tries to shame women who gave birth via c-section, because the only scars Jesus likes are episiotomy scars, or something equally as stupid
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Terrorists attacking students in Kenya. Is it Thursday again already?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What's worse than being caught masturbating? Being caught masturbating while looking at women inside a Walmart. What's worse than that? Getting charged with damaging property with your bodily fluids
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Study: Giving kids alcohol could lead to early drinking
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
New study says that being poor can affect kids' brains. Mostly by causing depression when they realize they are poor
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Every year, slightly more boy babies than girl babies are born worldwide. But back when sperm meets egg, the two sexes are conceived in equal numbers, a new study suggests"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Mayor tells legislature to repeal their stupid law, make LGBT a protected class, and quit acting like assholes. Not bad for a Republican
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Study that you've probably never heard of finds non-conformity is a turn-on
source: psmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stanford University to cover tuition for students whose parents make less than $125,000 a year. Mostly because an income of $125,000 is considered the poverty line for anyone with a degree from Stanford
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
By today's standards, Coney Island's 87-year-old wooden Cyclone roller coaster is tame and dull ... except when it gets stuck on opening day and you have to walk down on the wooden side planks, while looking over the ocean. Now that's excitement
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, ISIS has not invaded Luke Skywalker's moisture farm homestead
source: antiviral.gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
source: homertribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds that the most dangerous time to be home is 6:30pm on Saturdays and you're better off staying the hell away from the kitchen
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Next up in RFRA debacle roulette. NFL 'studying implications' of Indiana religious freedom bill
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Grover Norquist and Glenn Beck essentially call each other fat and stupid for 15 minutes, never realizing they're both right
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rep. John Carter (R-Mars), Chairman of the Subcommittee on Homeland Security, on computer and cyber security: "Cyber's just pounding me from every direction, I don't know anything about this stuff"
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GMU students invent a fire extinguisher that's all about that bass
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In largest study ever, Iceland completes DNA makeup of the entire nation. Genes for skin color found ranging from pale, to ashen, to pasty
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Study finds that people with lower back pain who smoke, drink, are depressed or obese should make some lifestyle changes. Like starting with pretty much everything
source: webmd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in twenty students make it through college the old fashioned way
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
School to special-needs student: You may be special, but you're not special enough to wear a varsity jacket
source: ksn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(303)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Serial flasher suspect Michael Dick arrested for masturbating at Tickle Creek
source: kgw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man banned from college campus because he "resembled" a man who raped a fellow student
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Monsanto lobbyist "Round-up weedkiller is so safe you could drink a quart of it and be perfect fine." TV interviewer: Okay, here's a glass of it, bottoms up. Lobbyist: What are you, crazy? I'm not stupid enough to drink that crap
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dean Smith caught paying his student athletes
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self Proclaimed "God of the MRA's" who was removed from class for laughing at rape victims has upped his game by screaming racial epithets at fellow students
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(655)
 
(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
Duke University study says most die-hard college sports fans never attended the university they're a fan of. Duke sucks
source: wunc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Confessions of someone charged with the most difficult, dangerous job in Kentucky: Teacher responsible for educating students on evolution
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man said he enjoyed exercising naked in the sunlight, but even an elementary school student can see he's nuts
source: taunton.wickedlocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix is running out of prospective students to scam
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds that teen drivers are even worse than we feared
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know how people can get their drivers licence revoked for falling behind on child support? Now some states are trying it with student loans
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Teacher angry that poor student scores on standardized math exam caused him to be labeled as less than effective. Difficulty level: He's an art teacher
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
18 gestures that can get you in trouble outside the U.S. Warning: Be careful when you go digital
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here is a kangaroo with its head stuck inside a watering can. That is all
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone named Kendrick Lamar decided to rap on the back of a truck driving around Los Angeles, but cops quickly put an end to it because he's not famous enough to do a stunt like that
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The GOP is going on R&R, by which I mean they're facing a civil war between "Reformists" and "Retros." Retros? Really? What the hell, are we forever stuck in the '80s?
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative website is utterly stunned and SHOCKED The New York Times isn't taking Ted Cruz's presidential bid seriously
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monsanto to the IARC: We want a retraction on your study that says our product causes cancer. IARC: But it's true. Monsanto: Maybe you didn't hear us: ISSUE A RETRACTION
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
Working at a treadmill desk "boosts your memory and concentration," still makes you look stupid (pic)
source: digest.bps.org.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker and RAND PAUL are leading the young senate's charge toward pot reform. And by charge, I mean they're running headlong into a wall of stupid from the old guard
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is in his 20s, and he owns over two dozen stuffed animals that he claims have sentimental value. And if that isn't weird enough, he still sleeps with a teddy bear. Is this abnormal behavior? Should I dump him?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study: Colorado's pot is more potent than ever: "Current THC levels are three times as high as the concentrations in the street strains of the 1960s and '70s"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Stunt man runs 645 feet while on fire, breaking record previously held by Richard Pryor
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman attacked with mace in street. Not the spray stuff, the ball with spikes type
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Survey finds that many acne patients don't take their medications. Apparently the study was done at the front counter of McDonald's
source: webmd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
A taco stuffed with chili and wrapped in a Fritos shell will be launched in a few test markets this year, Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol said: "I always joke with people that the Fritos' destiny was to be in a taco,"
source: bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"60 Minutes" stumbles across Iraq vet from Detroit who's returned to train Christian minorities on how to fight ISIS
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Exploding Spider-Man costume being pulled off shelves, despite assurances by Irving Mainway that it is no more dangerous than his "Johnny Human Torch" and "Johnny Space Commander" lines of costumes
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Fast & Furious' ride to open at Universal Studios Hollywood - and like most of the rides there, you'll be furious at how fast it's over
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Only one percent of students in the US get a full-ride academic scholarship - it's the holy grail of college funding. Only seven percent win private scholarships at all"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Firefighters "stumble upon" sophisticated, illegal marijuana grow operation, discover 1600 plants in various stages of growth. Police quickly confiscate all 1300 plants, worth $2.3 million (w/amazing pics of the 1000 plant grow op)
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Want to teach your students what it was like to fight in the American Revolution? Let them fire muskets
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to get free, random stuff by shooting drones out of the sky
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like blind dates and speed dating weren't stupid enough on your own, now you can go blindfolded speed dating. Hope you like the feel of strangers rubbing their hands all over your face
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old high school student becomes online sensation after video of her squatting 300lbs goes viral. To put that in perspective, that's better than 75 percent of the football team can lift
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know how frustrating it is when you have a word on the tip of your tongue but you just can't remember it? Well here's the... the.. the... the... data stuff behind it
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher, there are better ways to discipline a student than by stepping outside of the classroom while other students jump the troublemaker. Especially if the kids are only six
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds preparing meals from TV cooking shows can lead to weight gain, lethargy, cursing like a PATHETIC FARKING DONKEY
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford police officer leaves his stun gun and bullets in his unmarked car parked at his home. He was surprised to learn the items had been stolen overnight
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
The burger-stuffed onion ring has been invented, finally
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, March 2010: "If [Obamacare] passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"
source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Alcoholic Beverage Control police, previously known for pulling guns on a UVA student after mistaking bottled water for alcohol, now under investigation for severely beating a student after mistaking his real ID for a fake
source: nbc29.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(College Raner)
 
 
 
The 50 Best College Towns if there were no college students
source: collegeranker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds one in six men think their mother-in-law is hotter than their wife
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
This Kickstarter game studio's success rate makes you wonder how everyone else keeps on farking up
source: redbull.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pee-Wee Herman back in costume for new movie. *Fap*
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You can blame politicians overreacting in the 1970s for the reason you can't include student loan debt for when you inevitably declare bankruptcy
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The guy who remade Teen Wolf for MTV is now remaking 2008's Let the Right One In for A&E, which was remade in 2010. Immortal vampires put up with this stuff all the time
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Grantham Journal)
 
 
 
Student driver steals unattended pizza delivery vehicle, doesn't drive it much worse than the usual delivery guys
source: granthamjournal.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Celery, sour cream, fresh herbs, citrus and bread are the most wasted foods in the US fridge." There's now a robot that can help you cook that stuff
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
I know this may come as a shock, but a new study places blame for Disneyland measles outbreak on anti-vaxers
source: timesofsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Coeur d'Alene Press)
 
 
 
Woman charged with killing a hunter's falcon which was killing a duck. You really can't make this stuff up
source: cdapress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Latest stupid food trend is tiny entrees made in EZ Bake ovens (pic)
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part MMCCCXVII: City lifts ban on in-school student phone use. Student immediately uses phone to upskirt his teacher. Mom-of-the-year immediately goes to the "she was asking for it" defense
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student downs 25 shots of vodka in 60 seconds at university drinking competition. Wins his prize posthumously
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Four high school students hospitalized after hash oil brownies. Well, thank god they didn't eat peanuts
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Using a key from history, scientists fly kites on Earth to study Mars
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hay Millennials - your stupid
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(449)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Most of the world's poor die in incredibly stupid ways, and one man is trying to prevent the Darwinesque deaths
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Hot sex-ed teacher gets 2.5 years for tutoring student. No word on whether he got an A
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that a healthy lifestyle can guard against dementia. Especially for Americans who can't remember the last time they saw their toes
source: consumer.healthday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In what must be one of the world's most creepiest research studies ever, scientists make notes and theories while watching people sleep
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle accelerator? Hint: No superpowers resulted, unless the ability to survive your brain slowly burning away over a period of years is a superpower
source: neatorama.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Research to be conducted on whether or not students' lack of interest in certain school subjects STEM from sleep deprivation
source: kjzz.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study from the College of the Blatantly Obvious says raising the legal age to buy cigarettes would result in fewer smokers
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kingston, Jamaica visits Denver, Colorado to learn how to marijuana: "I'm learning some new stuff, so it's good education. It's a lot to learn and understand and see how that can apply at home or why we shouldn't apply certain things"
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A broken door at a German university doesn't get repaired so the students a) take another door, b) repair the door, or c) start a meme war
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This Avengers 2: Age Of Ultron trailer with kids' voices is so dumb and this is such a stupid gimmick... oh, who am I kidding? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about but here is a humiliated raccoon with his head stuck in a tree
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In case you forgot, China has a rover on the moon, and it's been discovering some cool stuff, too
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt's movie studio options rights to Stephen King's '80s sci-fi short story The Jaunt. Took longer than you think, Dad
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
College dropout comes up with plan for people to avoid student loans: pay him $16,000 to NOT go to college. BRILLIANT
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Obama should say the stuff that Bill Cosby used to say, and not the stuff that Archie Bunker used to say, which is the stuff that Giuliani says
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The fact that people use Google to find Facebook, Google and Yahoo shows just how stupid the average search engine user truly is
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study finds some emotions may spur urge to pick or pull at skin, hair, nails - like you're doing right now. STOP IT
source: fox19.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Prepare for Titanfall ... by downloading free stuff for its one-year anniversary. Now I'm going use one of my reliable excuses to skip out of work. Yep, the good ol' "I might have Ebola" excuse should get me plenty of time to enjoy this
source: actionagogo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to make it easier to repay your student loans. Critics doubt it will be easier than the current method of just sending in half your paycheck for the next 30 years
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DNC: Welp, that's it. Whether we like it or not, we're stuck with Hillary 2016. Martin O'Malley: Hey guys, what about me? DNC: Yup, absolutely no one wants to step up. *stuffs O'Malley in broom closet*
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The police want everyone to be on the alert for wax, a marijuana-derived narcotic that's a little bit stronger than marijuana. "Sometimes someone might pass out immediately from just one hit of this stuff"
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"New study confirms that there are way too many studies." Still no cure for cancer
source: vocativ.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maker of AP study guide apologizes for test that linked Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and the KKK as both belonging to the "reactionary/fascist" part of the political spectrum. Unclear which of them the apology was directed towards
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
You see a jacket stuck in a tree. Do you: C) Assume it's Islamic State propaganda and call the cops?
source: thelocal.it   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Obama to propose a "Student Loan Bill of Rights" 1. You have the right to remain in poverty. 2. Any property you own will be owned by the school before your death
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Got insomnia? This pretentious, masturbatory, utterly vapid and boring interview with Marcus Mumford should do the trick
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Stupid: Eagles trade away LeSean McCoy. Stupider: replace him with Frank Gore. Stupiderer: Steven A. Smith
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(The Society Pages)
 
 
 
The most important scientific study in all of human history
source: thesocietypages.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Oliver knows two things: cows are stupid and so is daylight saving time
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Studies show that Daylight Saving Time actually costs more by using extra energy. Which finally proves the old saying that time really is money
source: bustle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UC Irvine students overturn UC Irvine students' ban of American flag
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Just stop complaining you yutes, when you finally hit 50 if you're not too stupid, that's when life hits you... in the wallet
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hawkeye will appear in Captain America: Civil War. Hopefully in his purple and blue costume
source: slashfilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
source: campusreform.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ballsy stunt
source: cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says that crying is healthy and beneficial. Cubs fans rejoice
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
High school student invites a Las Vegas showgirl to his junior prom and she says yes. Naturally, the school has a slight problem with this
source: kgw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after elementary school assigns new permanent homework to students called "Go outside and play." Tag is for the school
source: dnainfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Winter storms leave motorists stranded on Kentucky highways. One gubernatorial candidate reportedly studying the feasibility of providing vodak to those stranded motorists
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Employee stunned after being told he's late for work
source: en.rocketnews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans now have a record $248 billion invested in 529 college savings accounts, which is enough to cover four years of tuition for tens of students
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Student builds replica Soviet tank in his grandmother's front garden from 20 tonnes of snow. All the other grandmothers in the street now disappointed they don't have a grandson who builds snow tanks
source: ibtimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that optimists live longer. Pessimists just end up getting proven right
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It is not everyday you go hunting and you happen to stumble upon a 10,000-year-old baby rhino frozen along your path
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe"
source: dailytelegraph.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Why is MSNBC tanking? "Fox News (where I am a contributor) is in fact an actual news network, albeit with prime-time opinion shows. Meanwhile, a study by Pew found that MSNBC was 85 percent opinion"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a stinging lesson but if you've urinated on a beehive be prepared to get stung in the jiblies
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Student 'strawpedoing' drinks craze is banned." In related news, 'strawpedoing' drinks was briefly a craze. Apparently. (w/ pic of 'strawpedo')
source: scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says there is no constitutional right to have a Taser because stun guns weren't invented in 1789
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(314)
 
(Soapbox Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study: Legal marijuana spurs entrepreneurship, gentrification, consumption of Doritos and Mountain Dew
source: soapboxmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Wankband is first gadget that harnesses the energy of masturbation"
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: