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500 headlines found matching 'Stu'
Mon July 06, 2015
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds attending a music festival can burn calories - along with skin and personal finances
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The truth is that drinking at lunchtime is stupid and irresponsible. That's what makes it such fun. As for having just one or two glasses, the essential paradox of alcohol is that the less you imbibe, the more you feel its effects"
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Sun July 05, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cry Moar: Police departments say budgets will be devastated now that they can't take your stuff without ever charging you with a crime
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(176)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Engineering students build the world's first knuckleball pitching machine. R.A. Dickey not impressed
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(26)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The score is now man 280,481,369,239,257,257,112 to 1 for fish after a sturgeon leaps into a boat and kills a five year old girl
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(69)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Moon Dancer has been waiting almost five years for that little get-together in the west castle courtyard. It's time for somepony to stop studying and start Amending Fences on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(158)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of Nnnnnope: "If you get stung by one of these wasps, just lie down and start screaming"
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(172)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Study finds children with autism don't react to good or bad smells, so feel free to keep the car windows up the morning after you have bratwurst and cabbage. They won't mind
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(41)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Let's see a stupid cat do THIS
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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Thu July 02, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Girls, don't become like a sticky note that's been stuck to too many places and gets unsticky by getting stuck too often or you won't be able to stick by your man, because chemistry
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(99)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
All those lab rats that died in scientific studies? Turns out lab rat feed contains poison. Time to start science over, everyone
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(31)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof's enterprising sister wants you all to pay for her wedding because her stupid brother RUINED EVERYTHING. She will, however, generously give 10% to the church her brother shot up
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(416)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Either Miley Cyrus is utterly indifferent to everything or else she is incredibly self-aware and knows exactly how to control the media, as evidenced by her latest cunning stunt, making out with another woman in an alley
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Federal judge to Alabama judges refusing to marry gay couples: Did SCOTUS stutter?
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Boing Boing and Baby Tattoo present: Weekend of Wonder, a festival of DIY technologies, making cool stuff, music, and guests. Only 100 registrations being accepted. Will be held Sep 18-20 at the Mission Inn in Riverside, CA
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(6)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBA prospects warn "Twitter can hurt our careers. Don't be stupid"
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(10)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that kindness can be a social lubricant for socially anxious people - so lube up, people
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(11)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"So what did you learn in biology class today students?" "Ummmm... we watched you kill two cute bunnies with a captive bolt stun gun and then dissect them"
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(105)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The perils of home improvement when living in Jerusalem: you can't even convert your basement into a rec room without stumbling over a "perfectly preserved 2,000-year old" this or "incredibly historically significant" that. Geesh
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(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New study shows going vegan can lead to weight loss, malnutrition, and a smug sense of self-accomplishment
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(70)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Twice a group of high school students built a science experiment to go up to the International Space Station on the SpaceX rocket and twice the SpaceX rocket blows up. "He told me it had exploded again. At first, I thought he was joking"
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pretentious Englishmen of the 18th century visited hipster coffee shops with the equivalent of Ye Olde Macbookes. "Young law students would arrive at their coffee house, newspapers in hand, and saunter away their time, admiring one another's get-ups"
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds link between citrus fruits and melanoma. Time to find a new mixer for your vodak
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman vanishes after snorkeling off Curacao. Apparently you can't really tell when that stuff goes bad
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're stuck behind a car. You get to the passing lane, and then they speed up. Why? Short answer: Risk homeostasis
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(138)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Students make a working miniature Hyperloop, proving that unlike SpaceX, some of Elon Musk's ideas might be actually feasible
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
American college students flocking to Germany, where tuition is free and classes are in English
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(137)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
CAN Jeff Jarrett become "King of the Mountain" one more time? WILL Davey Richards and Austin Aries steal the show? DOES ANYONE give a fark about this show tonight? LIVE from UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, THIS is YOUR TNA Slammiversary thread (8pm ET on PPV)
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(203)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The only good part about Kanye West's set at Glastonbury? All the subtitles the BBC aired during his performance. They were the stuff of gold
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Sat June 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Catching up with the subject of one of the most disturbing pictures ever taken: A 9-year-old girl in a bikini standing in an inflatable pool, smoking a cigarette. Fine parenting was at work. Clearly
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(201)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists have spent the past seventy years visiting the Puerto Rican island of Cayo Santiago to study generations of rhesus monkeys to pieces
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(11)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
After twenty years, Top Cow is putting Witchblade out to pasture
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(15)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
New study suggests that the illness known as "porn addiction" isn't real. Subby will be back with DIT in about 5-7 minutes
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(73)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of voyeurism and masturbating in public has quite the mess on his hands
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(7)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
What happens when a fighter pilot turned nudie film director starts making low-budget children's movies? You get 1969's disturbingly bad "The Wonderful Land of Oz"
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Students who killed one of their bandmates by hazing him to death sentenced to ten years in prison. Wait, no, sorry. I forgot what state this was; they're getting ten years of probation. For murder
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(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
15 Out of 30,000 e-mails are missing from Hillary's personal server. Unskew those numbers and study it out, this is the new GhaziGate
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(113)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When your lawyer calls you stupid in front of cops serving a warrant, it might be time to start thinking about how to decorate your cell
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
School firebombed after teacher jokes that thirsty students should drink their own urine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Millennials now opt for gender-neutral baby names. Kindergarten teachers brace for new students named Amari, Quinn, Avery, and Harper
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(152)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush names Woody Johnson campaign finance chairman - because if anything ever inspired confidence, it's putting the owner of the New York Jets in charge of stuff
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walking home drunk and pantsless, and occasionally urinating while posing like superman, will get you busted, stuporman
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Wed June 24, 2015
(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis has 6% of the voters in the Kentucky governor's race. If you unskew those numbers and study it out, he's automatically President
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(206)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives pining for the 1950s are about to get their wish as a new study claims global warming will undermine a half century of advances in human health
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Tue June 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study finds electric cars are actually worse for the environment than gas-powered cars
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaked photos from costuming sessions confirm that Carrie Fisher will indeed reprise her role as Leia, but this time as a Walmart greeter
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(64)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In America, restless youth go to pastures and tip cows. In Canada, restless youth go to waterways and jump on moose
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(54)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Multiple studies show liberals have already clicked on the link
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(32)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Study: Millionaires will hold 46% of global wealth by 2019. Presumably, billionaires will have the rest
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(68)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sweden has invented a word for female masturbation, sadly without consulting Fark
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(125)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
No matter how much a student might deserve it, you can not punish her by making her sit in a hallway with packing tape covering her mouth
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(36)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Spike, stay here and make sure nothing disturbs the Princess. Seems a bit daft, havin' to guard the Princess when he's arrogated 'imself the powers of a princess, but stay here and watch My Little Pony: Delegation is Magic (11:30ET, Discovery Family)
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(174)
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Back when us Boomers were kids, we weren't stupid like kids are nowadays, posting pics of themselves sneaking into neighbors' hot tubs
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MTA ponders replacing "Stand clear of the closing doors, please" with "Please move closer to the man masturbating on your right, or the woman who smells like week-old heroin bender on your left"
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(45)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: SC Church shooting was an accident due to drugs. You know how it goes, you take too many opioids, slip, tell your friends for 6 months that you want to start a race war, sit in Bible study for an hour, then kill 9 people. Oops
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(174)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The days of Louie Gohmert saying something stupid are certainly coming to a middle
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study: Guns rarely used for self-defense. Well, that's just because not enough people have guns
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(165)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nationally-recognized LA teacher suspended for (spins wheel) reading a passage from Huck Finn to his students. In this case, LA stands for Los Angeles and not Louisiana but the levels of ignorance are indistinguishable from one another
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(113)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I'm in a serious relationship with my boyfriend. Is it okay to stay in touch with this hot stud I met on Tinder just in case things don't work out?
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(43)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator proves stupid is as stupid says
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(71)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
High school installing gunshot detection system despite concerns that it would violate student right to fire guns at school anonymously
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Wed June 17, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Woman climbs tree to save cat, gets stuck, calls 911. Cat proceeds to climb down on its own. FARKING CAT
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(60)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Musical piece written on bare behind of woman in 600-year-old painting transcribed by college student. Still sounds better than much of today's pop
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(32)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN compares Donald Trump to Saint Reagan (Blessed be his name). I would say this is the stupidest thing I've read all day, but the day is young and CNN is full of terrors
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(59)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jack Huston has dropped out of the upcoming Crow reboot after realizing that a dead mime stuck in the 90s Marilyn Manson scene in black leather was not going to be a promising superhero franchise
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(48)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish island hit by first crime since the '60s after beauty products, small sum of cash and six wooly hats taken. Cops hunting moisturized and exfoliated Vikings with cold heads
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(24)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
What if the aliens from Close Encounters turned out to be evil and terrorized a family? Except there's one cute alien named Budee who befriends the family's autistic son, Jaybird. Pretty stupid plot, or the humble origin of three classic films? Yep
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Question #7 - If an SAT printing error gives the wrong amount of time needed to complete a portion of the test, how long before the first student lawsuit is filed? Show all work
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(20)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
You idiots, you married their stunt doubles
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(36)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Boy loses handmade Hobbes lookalike stuffed tiger at airport. Airport staff take the tiger on an adventure and document it in a book before returning the tiger to his boy when they return to town
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(84)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: Chicago-London United flight diverted in Canada due to jammed rudder. Worse: Passengers stuck in military barracks for 20 hours waiting on new plane. Horrible: No heat in barracks. AWW HELL NO: Flight re-routed through New Jersey
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(56)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School forgets to call name of wheelchair-bound student during graduation ceremony. It's OK, though, because the stage wasn't wheelchair-accessible anyway
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(128)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Marijuana and Health Symposium at National Jewish Health explores nine studies looking at using pot for things like seizures and insomnia: "We can't bury our heads in the sand. We need to learn more and make sensible decisions based on evidence"
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(66)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Cena and Owens tear it down again? CAN Stupid Sexy Roman claim the Golden Briefcase? HOW will the Authority screw Ambrose out of the World Title? LIVE from COLUMBUS, THIS is YOUR Money In The Bank Discussion Thread (8 PM ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(1774)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study reveals which states have the happiest employees. Moral of the story: Move to the West Coast
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(55)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Research shows some colleges help athletes cheat and even pay students to take tests for athletes so they can focus on the whole point of college: sports practice
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(52)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Some Anthropomorph)
 
 
 
Wait a minute. Furries run marathons? Don't those costumes get hot?
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(14)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study by the Romero Institute for the Glaringly Apparent proves that dogs are loyal to their owners
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
JESUS CHRISTUS, es ist ein Elefant, bleibt im Wagen!
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(51)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mr. T started wearing costume jewelry after Hurricane Katrina because he felt wearing real gold would have been insensitive. Word has it he also stopped pitying fools, now has a compassionate empathy for them instead
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(28)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
To counterweight all that nature and science stuff, National Geographic Channel to air "The Story of God" series, produced and narrated by God. Well, not exactly. Titty sprinkles
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eastern Ukraine experiencing such a severe "brain drain" as educated professionals flee to either Kiev or the west, that only the stupid and desperate will be left if Russia succeeds in annexing it. Unclear if this is a feature or a bug
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Taxpayers to take it in the ass in student loan debacle (thank the Washington Post who owned a major stake in the bankrupt diploma mills)
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Friday Fark Gaming Thread: Tell your fellow Farkers what you're playing, what they should be playing, what you're looking forward to, what game you're stuck on, etc. If there's enough interest this could become a regular thing
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(402)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For most people, shooting yourself in the foot is a metaphor to describe doing something stupid that keeps you from accomplishing something. Then there's this guy
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(44)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Taco Bell executives are studying words and phrases used by Millennials in hopes of staying on fleek with the corporate strategy of making sure the restaurants are lit with customers and critics don't throw shade at them
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas legislature busy trying to fix the "problem" of liberal enclaves like Austin where voters stupidly keep voting the "wrong" way and electing democrats into office
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(182)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
DHS is SECRETLY recording citizens at an airport to help study behavioral patterns to determine "malicious intent." And the reason WND knows all about this SECRET is because DHS SECRETLY issued a press release
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(56)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New study says that crying at work is becoming more acceptable. Mostly because it's something happens every payday
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(21)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
The long wait is over. Pizza Hut's hot dog stuffed crust finally comes to America
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(166)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
International college students in Japan describe Americans
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(313)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Not content with beating Holland and FIFA in the past month, Team USA decides to stun number 1 Germany while they are at it
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(87)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Vermont man shows up for jury duty wearing a prisoner costume. Comes very close to getting to use it for real
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(54)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Subby and several other folks are trying to build an educational center for non-traditional students and homeschool students. Super white pearly teeth will be optional
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(23)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius successfully stumps for early prison release
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(12)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two plausible and seven completely stupid ways to avoid being bitten by mosquitoes this summer
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(52)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Two thirteen-year-old girls are detained for creating a 'hit list' of 31 students and seven teachers. "The plan detailed a map of the gym, awaiting for the students to be at an assembly and bringing in small guns in backpacks"
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(164)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld won't do shows on college campuses because students are too politically correct, not that there's anything wrong with that
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(93)
 
(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
Keep the tradition alive. Keep stuffing that chicken
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists now studying ancient weather to uncover clues about today's climate. Data based on prehistoric tree rings, river sediment, old broadcasts from Willard Scott
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
IT'S HAPPENING: RON PAUL won't stump for RAND PAUL. All hope now rests with RU PAUL
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says only Mozart's music boosts your memory. So, roll over Beethoven
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(21)
 
(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
At 10am PST  will introduce new stuff we have to buy. Will we get an TV update? New iOS?  branded hover boards? Get your predictions to the right, embrace the truth to the left
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(187)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: After using a stunt double to win a talent show, star receives death threats. Fark: Star is a dog
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(6)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Seven students from Harvard and MIT are cycling across America to get kids interested in science. "We're coming into the festivals with bikes. We want to show that engineering can be glamorous, and that a lot of us are athletes"
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(25)
 
(Chicago Tribune Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stuntmen
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After winning the Triple Crown, American Pharoah's owners will surely be making huge bank on stud fees... or not, since they sold the breeding rights after the Preakness
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(56)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker. Tonight our host will have a friend joining him in the studio (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Come watch as two weeks of media masturbation over American Pharoah possibly becoming a Triple Crown winner ends disappointingly in under two minutes at the 2015 running of the Belmont Stakes. Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(434)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert is just asking asking questions. Stupid, stupid questions
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(171)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"(Drawdy) said he saw it on 'Dateline' approximately eight years ago and this is where he got the idea to steal the checks. And in the meantime, he has actually studied fraud"
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(30)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Teacher pleads guilty to having sex with fifteen-year-old student. Farked: Is sentenced to 6-30 years in prison. Appeals sentence to state Supreme Court and wins. Coup De Farked: Is re-sentenced to 10-40 years in prison
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(248)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Second grade students form huge line to have yearbooks signed by custodian who looks nothing like Matt Damon
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(32)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Oslo is the most white trash redneck city in Europe, according to new study
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(87)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Science teacher suspended after sexual harassment claims. Naw, just kidding. He used cell jammer in class to keep kids focused on school work. "If we had parents trying to contact students ... that could have been a serious issue"
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(195)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you deal with someone who's simply insufferable (i.e., one-ups constantly, brags about made up stuff, lies poorly, etc)?
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(470)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says that memories can survive cryogenic preservation. Scientists anticipate some great stories when eventually sitting down to lunch with Ted Williams
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(11)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Yeah all of you 40 students might have smeared petroleum jelly, moved some furniture around, placed toilet paper in trees and wrote in soap on windows, "Class of 2015," but screw it you can be part of graduation ceremonies"
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble after telling students to take selfies with their parents' sex toys
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(112)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Plumber has a pipe dream about winning big, buys lotto ticket and stuffs it behind a pipe on March 14th then forgets about it. Six weeks later, he remembers, checks ticket and collects $136M
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(32)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can try your hand at bullfighting. You can also try on a Batman costume. Or if you want, you can try pole vaulting. You probably should not, however, try more than one of these things at a time
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(20)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
In 1938, the New York Times wrote on the "whimsy" of California foodstuffs, including some crazy West Coast fad called the "cheeseburger"
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(92)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ever walk past--or live in--a grand old house that's decayed as part of a student-apartment slum around a college? Don't fret--it is possible to bring such houses back to life
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz apologizes to Joe Biden on Twitter for his cheap campaign stunt, so that makes that okay or something
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan Prosecutor on ransacking a medical marijuana provider's home and keeping her stuff: "The ladder was just as much a part of this operation if she used it to reach the top of her plants"
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(170)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The man who organized an anti-Muslim protest in front of a Phoenix mosque admits that in the end it was a pretty stupid idea. "This whole thing did blow up in my face"
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(108)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indians bullpen holds Brandon Moss's 100th home run ball ransom, demanding either a shiatload of Apple stuff or 50 gallons of lube, whichever's more convenient
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This seal is carrying a sensor to help scientists study the seas near Antarctica, and he seems pretty pissed off about it
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(24)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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(40)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
KC Royals fans continue stuffing the All-Star ballot box, their faces
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Political Science proves that lots of people hate Hillary Clinton and lots of people love Hillary Clinton. More on this fascinating story as 2016 approaches
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(111)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(118)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Julie Harris, who was a Oscar-winning costume designer of the swinging 1960s London, will now design shagadelic clothes for God
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(10)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to my bike. I'm so very scared. Help (not safe for work)
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(43)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll see your 'college students build free artificial arm' and raise you 'high school students build artificial arm.'
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(25)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loud noise linked to weight gain, according to a recent study at Buffalo Wild Wings on Super Bowl Sunday
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(34)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a cool vacation? Check out this vast warehouse tucked away in Alabama that is filled with America's lost luggage. And they sell stuff
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(35)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Student kills bookies by finding a 2000:1 odds on Roger Federer to win a set at Rome Masters, only bets a dollar, bookies still refuse to pay out
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(21)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Ambrose and Rollins steal the show? HOW does Cena survive Kevin Owens? WILL Sheamus get his stupid mohawk stuck in the cage bars? From Corpus Christi, THIS is YOUR WWE Elimination Chamber Discussion Thread (8pm ET on WWE Network)
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(1366)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American universities are addicted to Chinese students'"
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(63)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Tribunal calls for firing of teacher who let students play a different version of seven minutes in heaven in a classroom storage closet
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(63)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced foreign correspondent admits he made up most of his biggest stories, complains he's the victim of a "media lynching" because people are checking his facts and stuff
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Half-black beauty queen tells what it was like to grow up in Japan: "On field trips or in gym class, other students would avoid holding hands with me because they thought my skin color would rub off"
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(61)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US tried Stuxnet attack on North Korea, but someone was evidently using the 300 baud dial-up line to download ASCII porn
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(14)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Animal control officers called to protect neighborhood from stuffed tiger
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(17)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
In a stunning reversal, a Hooters waitress wants to put HER organ into a male customer
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(19)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
A group of students are shocked, SHOCKED that California history textbooks only portray the things they want you to know about
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(139)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You may be big, but are you "search engine dedicated to your own stuff" big? Because that is pretty damn big
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(25)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
19-year-old college student places Craigslist ad seeking to "rent a family" to spend time with on her birthday, because she grew up in a series of foster homes
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(57)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Best teacher ever accused of showing before-and-after photos of her boob job to students. Wait, a teacher can afford a boob job?
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(73)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might call it a ... *puts on sunglasses* ... Wesson in stupidity. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(27)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff and students' social media accounts. Orwell's "1984" noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(84)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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(53)
 
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Origami robot folds itself up, does cool stuff, dissolves into nothing
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(10)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted "Victims of Hurricane Sandy Can Get Stuffed" Cruz wants federal aid for Texas
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(296)
 
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Robotic butt named 'Patrick' helps medical students, IRS auditors and TSA agents with their intimacy issues
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man attempts to shoplift an AK-47 by stuffing it down his pants
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(103)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker signals that he would sign a bill repealing prevailing wage because the middle class is getting all uppity with their refrigerators and microwaves and stuff
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(346)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals mental illness is a problem for those that cannot afford to treat it
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(120)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how to rig a study? Here comes the "science"
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(25)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Owner of carnival company to give free party to students who were excluded because they couldn't afford the $10 fee. "If I had known that there were kids not allowed to attend the carnival, I would have paid for them"
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(140)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michigan DB says he "can't eat right" on food stipends from NCAA, and has to eat *gasp* ramen. Welcome to how the rest of the students live
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(64)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student suspended for sharing his ghost pepper with classmates. "I was told that it's equivalent to giving someone LSD"
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(103)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis is currently studying a new way of delivering drugs to patients, one that involves tiny robots with needles made of sugar
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(7)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Meet Charlie, the Web's newest urban legend. You can summon him and stuff
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(134)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Pot-friendly hotel finally opens in downtown Denver: "Other hotels will fine you crazy amounts and kick you out. I've been kicked out of a hotel for smoking pot, it was a few years back, but that's the kind of stuff that won't happen in our hotel"
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(58)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Students release ladybugs into their school- 72,000 of them to be exact
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(19)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Popular televangelist says that if a man masturbates, his hand will be pregnant in the afterlife
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(236)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Not news: Summer break has begun and college students have left town. Fark: And left behind their cats, dogs and snakes. Probably took their IPAs though
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(211)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New study says that people who think they can't sing can learn to carry a tune, or at least hire a producer who knows how to work auto-tune
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(38)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
If you somehow didn't watch the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Festival this weekend, here are the highlights, but what was going on in your stupid little life that's more important than the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Festival?
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(16)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
VW introduces new Golf with gesture-control interior, because gestures are the most effective way to express yourself behind the wheel
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(35)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Turns out that study about everyone at music festivals being stoned as balls turns out to have been bullshiat and the only people who bought it were the media
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(23)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, students get better grades when phones are banned
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(45)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When picking a car for your 100 mph drunken joy ride try to avoid the one with "student driver" logos
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(20)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sword wielding man in an elf costume attacks a BMW. Apparently Ganon was driving in Portland on Saturday
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(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Four reasons why feeding bread to ducks is stupid: "It's junk food for ducks"
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(116)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hello, this is your stunt pilot speaking, we're about to scare the everloving bejeebusmonkeys out of you on this final approach. But fear not, for I have teh totally madz stick and rudder skillz and it's going to be suuuhwweeet
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(22)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
News: Newspaper goes out of business without giving a heads-up to its employees. FARK: The PennySaver. Looks like Juno is stuck with that kid
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(18)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Students are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would change their yearbook quotes to say things like 'Want to hear the most annoying noise in the world?' and 'The only negativity around here should be a pregnancy test'
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(42)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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(39)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see what a MLB player's bi-weekly pay stub with deductions looks like? Even better - a player who makes $10 million a year
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(110)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Charleston teacher gives back: $100 to each of her students. Fark: to double donations given to charities of their choice. That's just good math, y'all
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Who nearly stop a concert because someone in the arena was *GASP* smoking marijuana. In other news, the site of Keith Moon's grave was disturbed, as though someone was spinning beneath the ground at a high rate of speed
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(57)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maggie Gyllenhaal, age 37, is told by studio execs that she's too old to play the romantic lead in a film ... opposite a male actor who's 55
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(169)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher, upset that students pranked her, says she hopes her victimizers get raped in jail
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(77)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why graduates dress the way they do, and not because they want to rub their whole superior 'I just graduated from high school' thing all over your stuff if you let them
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(76)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that the "Late Show" is over, the set is being enshrined in the Smithsonian. Just kidding. It's sitting in the dumpster behind the stuido
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(74)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study finds that lawmakers only listen to the loudest, most batshiat crazy among us, finally explains Louie Gohmert
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(52)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Put on your best Alka-Seltzer suit and list your top ten reasons for watching tonight. Will we see one more stupid human trick? Will one more thing float? Will we get a final jab at Leno? After 6,028 shows, Letterman takes a final bow (11:35pm EDT)
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(283)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man claims stuffed owl is his public defender. Judge: ORLY
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(34)
 
(Pricipal Sayof Newswire)
 
 
 
"A salesperson who is purportedly with a Mickey Trump space criminal at the expense of a body on The Student, has to stop the internet manage for absolutely nothing"
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(90)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Student takes senior prank to a whole new level, places entire school for sale on Craigslist. "50 rooms, 10 bathrooms, 3 gyms, fully stocked library"
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(46)
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I hate my teaching job and I'd rather be in jail" quite like encouraging students to have sex in your classroom
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Josh Duggar once stuck his arrow into an underaged quiver. Tag is for the act and for how the State of Arkansas handled the case
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(77)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Medical technology students suing college, claiming they were forced to practice procedure on each other. Come on already, what's a little transvaginal probe between classmates
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(70)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study finds gay, bisexual teens more likely to get pregnant than straight peers. Wait, what?
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(85)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
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(13)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entire first-year MFA class (all seven students) at USC walks out after failing to receive a generous tuition subsidy they had expected for their useless degrees
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(196)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No, of course the confused little malamute puppy that looks like a stuffed toy isn't cute at all, why would you think that?
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(10)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Students at a West Virginia high school wanted their teacher to let them watch "50 Shades of Grey" as a reward for their hard work. Well sex education class isn't the most exciting class at times
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(49)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Community in uproar over adult bookstore's mural of a girl stuffing her beaver
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(127)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Snow talks about what it's like to be stuck at the edge of the world with a bunch of dudes and not a woman in sight. NTTAWWT
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(34)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Kanye West RPG has been hiding a disturbing secret: The fact that there is a Kanye West RPG
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(23)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CFPB asks: Is our students being loaned fairly?
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(32)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Old, Stupid: Leaving your kids in a hot car. New, Dumbass: Letting your kid play ship's mast on the roof of your car while driving
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in three Russians believes the US is going to attack their country at any time because the US has a reputation for doing stupid shiat like that
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(79)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Hi, is this 911? Yeah, dude, we're like stuck in a bush"
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(25)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
According to a California judge, teaching nothing about a subject does not count as educating students on subject
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, you may like your job, but did getting it involve a baptism in raw sewage and wearing a dead goat as a costume?
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(40)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
School tries inspiring students before exams, because they're good enough, they're smart enough, and doggone It, people like them
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Student suing school after failing required class twice, because it's their fault she's dumb
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(160)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actor needed: Must be able to run, avoid police, have only one arm. See casting director at Warner Bros. studio
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Come back to England & play county cricket", They said. "Score runs & demonstrate your talent", They said. "Then you'll get back in the national team", They said. Yeah, about that. Stupid tag is for the ECB
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(18)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study reveals why prolonged light exposure leads to weight gain, explains why most TFers are whippet thin
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(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that outside of Fark, wealthy, educated men drink the most
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"High school students not going to take bake sale ban lying down in sugar-induced haze"
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A salute to AOL's Tim Armstrong: ineffectual, vapid and stupid
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(36)
 
(The Red Ferret)
 
 
 
Just when you thought golf couldn't get any more stupid, now you can play from a golf-cart hoverboard
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sneezes out toy dart 44 years after he got it stuck in his nose
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(35)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
School of the Art Institute of Chicago is now giving out the coveted Doctorate of Douchebag Studies
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(26)
 
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
"Students at Birmingham City University in the UK have created a cane that recognises familiar faces and vibrates to let its blind owner know that they're near people they know"
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(10)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New study says the type of glass you drink beer from affects how fast you drink it. Also if you're shaped like a beer keg, you should probably drink slower
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(28)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds having too much sex can make you unhappy - another bullet Farkers have dodged
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visual arts students at the University of California, San Diego must perform naked in front of an entire nude class. Including the professor. Parental outrage reaches 100%
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Lie like you've never lied before," the 26-year-old Fuchs told the 16-year-old student she was having an affair with
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(161)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
24-year-old teacher arrested for having a "long term affair" with a student. Fark: A 12 year old
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(302)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School punishes student for skipping school to attend his cousin's funeral
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
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(11)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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(116)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Spray painting a cliff asking a girl to prom in pink-and-purple 8-foot-high letters is technically impressive, completely stupid
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(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple's 'Magic Wheelchair' mission creates epic costume options for kids in wheelchairs
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(20)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Swiss develop a disturbingly fantastic warning ad about cell phone use.... It's always the quiet countries that do this stuff, you never suspect them
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
One stuffed crust pepperoni & cheese please. No, I said cheese, not bees
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(16)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, GA governor signs the "Todd Gurley" bill making it a crime punishable by up to a year in prison to entice student athletes to break NCAA rules for money
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(27)
 
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that"
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(106)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In the understatement of the year, teen admits that surfing on the metro train was 'stupid.' (with video of what a stupid person on an MBTA train looks like)
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(55)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
AWK-ward: Getting stuck in the elevator with the woman you just robbed
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(38)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Nine stunning swimming pools that are probably owned by rich assholes that would never invite you over, even if you knew them back in school. BONUS: Not a slideshow
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(42)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stupid: Getting caught cheating on your wife. Priceless: Getting caught cheating on your wife on live radio
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook study by three researchers from Facebook says it's mainly your fault--not theirs--that you click on things you already agree with
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(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teacher admits looking at pornography in classroom but says he is 100 per cent certain he was not masturbating
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(29)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Female Waffle House employee who filmed a male Waffle House employee masturbating on the job says the video "somehow" ended up on Facebook before it went viral
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(48)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Archaeologists stumble upon lost Þykkvabær cloister dating from Middle Ages. "I think we've just hit the jackpot, because I think we've discovered the remains of Þykkvabæjarklaustur" which would be a great Sigur Ros song title
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The end result of running over a beehive with your lawnmower is getting stung over 4,000 times and very dead
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not understanding the local laws overseas could land you in serious trouble. Here are some rules you probably never knew you were breaking. Study up (might not be safe for work)
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(12)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
UNO student, tres knives
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for burning "I heart Mom" onto the arms of several students using a Tesla coil. Police officer loses any nerd credibility: "I had to look up Tesla coil on Wikipedia this morning"
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(82)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
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(118)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cockatoos found inserted inside bottles, stuffed into box. The sexual innuendo is simply turgid
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(28)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A new study shows that more older Americans are dying in falls. No mention if Niagara, Multnomah or Havasu
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(58)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
High school students learning hydroponics. To produce food. Yeah, that's it
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says social media plays a big role in divorces, because you're only as faithful as your options
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(161)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google patents a way for self-driving cars to understand cyclists' hand gestures. Which is good if you live in 1957 - the last year cyclists actually ever used hand signals
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(217)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
European soccer fans are expected to get blind drunk before a big match, except if you're the costumed club mascot and need to be rescued by paramedics after stumbling around the pitch
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(7)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: Michael Keaton couldn't move his head when wearing the Batman costume. News: Neither can the Hot Toys action figure based on him. Fark: articulating eyeballs
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A bloodthirsty worm that shoots white 'webs' like Spiderman to snare hapless prey may sound like the stuff of nightmares, and it pretty much is
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(26)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
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(73)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder injected oil and alcohol into his biceps to become a real life version of The Incredible Hulk. If he was going to be that stupid, he may as well have just exposed himself to Gamma rays
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(112)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People are stunned to discover that unused gift cards to stores that no longer exist suddenly have no value. "This Radio Shack thing really hit me"
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(126)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first photo of the Suicide Squad cast in costume reveals a who's who, but more importantly, there's Harley
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(128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that what you wear affects how you think and behave. Apparently, subby behaves like a Hawaiian tourist on a three-day bender
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(109)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
HS student tries to hack into school's computer system in order to change a failed grade. Unable to do so, proceeds to light computer lab on fire. Finds out that besides Fire, F also stands for Five Felony charges and FAIL
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(70)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're going to try and grow tomatoes in your garden this summer, then you better surround the plants with borage, chives, marigolds, nasturtiums, basil, calendula, carrots, hot peppers, sage, onions, garlic, and leaf lettuce
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Fast and Furious car chase ride set to open at Universal Studios Hollywood. Ask for Babs
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(17)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas' education system finally has something to clap about: A 31% increase in STDs among high school students
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(120)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
If you wanted to be truly inspired you can buy Ed Wood's old studio, bonus rehearsal spot for The Doors, Hendrix & G n' R
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(11)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists find that going to the gym after studying may aid memory recall, but only within 26 minutes
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(3)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"The pilot was so scared He was stuttering and couldn't really talk straight. He was trying to sound calm and told us 'I'm going to get you guys back on the ground,' but he kept stuttering. He did a great job though. He got us back"
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Arctic ice researchers presumed drowned after the climate change they were studying finally caught up to them
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(18)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Shape Magazine)
 
 
 
New study finds marathon runners keep racing because they forget the pain of their last experience. Which also explains why some people have more than one child
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri effectively "taps out" of their ongoing "derping contest" with KS as Dem Governor Jay Nixon vetoes a bill slashing welfare benefits in the state leaving KS' "No swimming pools for poors" bill as the stupidest farking law passed this year
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(58)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that funny little woman from The Incredibles who made their outfits? Well, apparently she's real and designed the costumes for Avengers: Age Of Ultron, darling
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(99)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Special needs school bus drives through shooting that leaves bullet holes in the bus and students cowering on the floor. Naturally the school waits till the next day to notify parents
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(20)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The FBI's request for backdoors is so overreaching that even Congressional Democrats and Republicans can find common ground. It's not only impossible, it's just stupid
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(50)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study proves the global warming hoax will hardly kill anyone
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(93)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbia University celebrates 100 years of film studies. Decades of past students have had the opportunity to learn popular culture, explore the arts, offset the D they got in Biology with an easy A
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
High school student charged with aggravated assault for lacing his teacher's coffee with a) LSD, b) laxatives, or c) saline solution
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(74)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas high school student ends up on the Brownbackistan watch list after creating 51 minute documentary exposing the stupidity of education funding in Kansas
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(118)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Senate education Committee pases a law forbidding teachers from sharing their "poltical views" with students, oh and require schools to replace intro to American History with a "civics class" whose curriculum was written by the Koch brothers
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(151)
 
(The Hofstra Chronicle)
 
 
 
Public Safety responded to the room, entered and found three students, a bong and a hamster
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
School group touring South Dakota bank enjoys full police tactical response after accidentally hitting silent alarm. "The group of students found the whole incident amusing"
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(26)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New study finds air pollution may shrink the brain. Finally an explanation for the plot lines and jokes on all sitcoms filmed in L.A
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(7)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I had to take a break from my six-figure job just to laugh at this study's conclusions
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(75)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with more debt, more crowded cities, more crowded transit, more pollution, and fewer jobs, millennials are having fewer children. Experts stumped as to why
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(232)
 
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study says that cigars carry the same risks as cigarettes for teens, young adults, U.S. presidents
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(30)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The history of racist policing in America". Now you can show your Facebook friends how stupid they really are, thereby clearing out your Facebook friends in no time
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(123)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Even before it opens in the U.S., Marvel Studios announces special Blu-Ray extended edition and alternate ending for Avengers: Age of Shut Up and Take ALL My Money
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(76)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Christie: "The media coverage of my administration caused my low polling" And you know what causes media coverage? Witches. It's all very science-y stuff
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(30)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Food technology teacher ate all the food, kept beer in the fridge and let students play knife games. What's his Fark handle?
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(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
College professor flunks entire class for lack of competence, cheating, lacking ability and for being disrespectful little shiats. One student took offense and rebutted with a thoughtful, "Nah bruh this guy is a straight clown"
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(160)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Carnegie Deli shut down after illegal gas hookup. Looks like somebody had the stuffed derma (baDUMtssh)...thanks for coming to Grossinger's, I'm here all week, and don't forget it's Lou Goldstein and Simon Sez out by the pool at 2:30
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(36)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned that being zapped by a Taser could lead to temporary loss of cognitive abilities
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(24)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
UC-Boulder student missing since April 11 says he was on campus the whole time but doesn't know how his head got Photoshopped onto someone else's body
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says drinking too little water is just as hazardous as alcohol. But certainly not as much fun
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(16)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Cow steroids leaking into waterways are making fish more randy, says study." Man, those cows must be RIPPED
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(5)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to pay off your student loan with the help of a carefully managed, consistent program of drinking
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(6)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In the US, you can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium. In Serbia, soccer fans can bring their own stun grenades and road flares to games, presumably because they're really expensive at the concessions (pics)
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(6)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
While you can't run to catch a bus without being wiped out for the next three days, this dude ran the London Marathon in a Tardis costume
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(5)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
According to a new study conducted by a mastering engineer, Taylor Swift's '1989' is a louder album than AC/DC's 'Back In Black or Metallica's 'The Black Album'
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(40)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Puppies saved after being dumped outside a Goodwill store in a box labeled "stuffed animals." Cutest donation ever
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(16)
 
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were given their very own prom, treated to a gourmet lunch and makeovers, all donated. "I never knew these kids didn't go to prom"
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why pose with stuffed animals when you can be in a photo with a real-life massive bear? That's what these anti-hunting Russian models did
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(81)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Study fnds K entuckains aer drtunken sots
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sportswriters start thinking they are ACTUAL writers: "They had been speared in the groin and slashed in the knees and hacked in the gut, willing victims to the frustration of their visitors, human piñatas stuffed only with bliss"
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(15)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 8 most ingenious fast-food publicity stunts of all-time, since some people have always dreamed of a left-handed Whopper
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(18)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former journalist discovers secret bunker on Mars in a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover: "I was stunned. It's a massive panoramic window built into the wall of the crater. You can see a person behind the bunker's window" (w/pics)
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(103)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Study finds people who have sex twice a week earn 4.5% more, not counting video distribution
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(19)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Girls banned from running at Melbourne Islamic college because they might lose: A) valuable study time. B) required class attendance. C) their virginity
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(134)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Study: Partisans understand there's an "i" in partisan, not in team which is why they look to be beat the opponent at all costs
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(17)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
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(108)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who can take his girlfriend, on a tryst or two / Disturbing all the neighbors with the antics that they do / The handyman can, oh the handyman can
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify male dinosaurs by studying their bones. They're just now figuring that part out?
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Four more Kansas school districts to stop edumacating students early because who needs to learn silly things like math?
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(88)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old busted Times Square tourist hassle: costumed jackasses. New, full-busted Times Square tourist hassle: topless women. Tag chosen to match the potentially Not safe for work body paint
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(207)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
OK. Raise your hand. Who here hasn't had to call firefighters to get their duck unstuck from a fence? Duck. D-U-C-K
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study confirms that anti-vaxxers are a few cards short of a full deck
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(34)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." spinoff will be about Adrianne Palicki's boobs. And probably some other stuff. And they say Hollywood is out of ideas
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(112)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How can a big hole be the largest thing ever discovered? Isn't it the largest nothing ever discovered? Stupid scientitions
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(53)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"Students named on threatening list found at Milford High School" Glad they found them
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(55)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
New study finds that if states actually provide health insurance options to their people the uninsured rate goes down
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(35)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Students at Pennsylvania School hold "Anti-Gay Day," complete with lynching list and flannel shirts
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(128)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
New study announces poor people are all stupid. Well, not really. But that's what you're going to hear on Facebook before long
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(282)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Even a stupid puppet can play the drums better than I can
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
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(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study shows that Netflix users watch two hours of movies and TV shows every single day, or three episodes of (BUFFERING) (BUFFERING)
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Cavs stun the Celtics? Can the Hawks take a game from Brooklyn? Will the Trail Blazers and Grizzlies set television records? And will Spurs-Clippers be cancelled due to a lack of interest? It's day two of the NBA Playoffs. 3:00 P.M. EDT
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(243)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The latest anti-Hillary talking point: She doesn't part her hair correctly, so obviously she is unfit to lead the free world. Study it out, people, study it out
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(193)
 
(Berkeley Lab)
 
 
 
Berkeley Labs makes major advance in artificial photosynthesis. Take THAT, stupid plant kingdom
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(22)
 
(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 10, 2012 for you to enjoy
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(71)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton flies coach from Nebraska to New Jersey. Political analysts are stunned. What could have made her want to fly to New Jersey?
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(60)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Culinary students compete for the chance to have their tang eaten by astronauts in space
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(12)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Full Costumes for the major characters of "Star Wars: The Cash Cow" including the new "Snowtrooper" and the new "Flametrooper" are now up
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(112)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Jason Sudeikis-starring Fletch reboot jumps studios
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(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brighton's tree ninja has been captured. That would be the new Brighton of transient college students, not the old Brighton of beaches and literary novels
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student not allowed to attend class because her black leather lace-ups aren't the type of shoes they're looking for, even though they are black leather lace-ups. What a bunch of heels
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(62)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, new "pull my finger study" is not just a TotalFark Discussion thread
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"People believe atheists are angrier than believers, a new study finds." Check out the thread on the right for why that might be
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(265)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(15)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In 1982 in Phoenix a mentally disturbed man held a gun to a KOOL-TV anchorman forcing him to read a live, on-air statement about immigrants, punk rock and Islam causing World War III. Hey, Fox News may have a job for this guy
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study finds that most e-mails are answered within two minutes. Teens immediately ask "What's an e-mail?
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(57)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to latest studies, one in six NFL players go broke within 12 years of leaving the sport
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(107)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since you're stuck at work, here's a video of a goat getting more fun out of a wheelbarrow than your numb soul could ever imagine
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the eve of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, let's have a look at how stat-geeks miss the boat when figuring stupid numbers into real-life games
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Tue April 14, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Who can name 3 disturbing things in the Mom's home?
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, how many of Obama's lobster dinners, golf outings, and Air Force One jaunts will YOUR contribution to the Medicare Doc Fix pay for? Fox News has a handy online calculator to help you study it out
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And here we are with tonight's Top Ten List: The Top Ten Guests David Letterman Has Ever Had. How Warren Zevon isn't #1 is anyone's guess, but, in keeping with tradition, the #1 choice is just stupid
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do really smart people have a hard time? Why a high-IQ brings anxiety, unhappiness - and surprisingly stupid biases
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Madison students snap, crackle, and pop the world's record for largest Rice Krispies treat
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(12)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
According to a new study by the National Academy of Sciences, if people move faster to get away from a tsunami, more of them will survive. Wow, really?
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When your car goes off the road and gets stuck in the mud, you call a tow truck. You do the same thing for a 737 that went off a taxiway in Houston, you just need a slightly bigger tow truck
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(40)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
New study determines babies aren't so stupid after all
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds that a college degree is the key to a middle class life. In other news, the key to an upper class life is still wealthy parents
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Sun April 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
4 episodes of Game of Thrones Season 5 leaked on torrent sites. Now the pirates can be as stuck up and superior as the book readers
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
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(52)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Manager of old building owned by Cambridge University criticized for posting anti-bike-chaining signs in ancient Greek and Latin -- by classics lecturers who pointed out spelling and phrasing errors, and by students for being elitist
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(21)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Comedian is sentenced for conning the Birmingham City Council into investing more than $18,000 into a bogus mentoring program for students called Class Clowns. That's the joke
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(14)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
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Fri April 10, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Middle School student charged with cybercrime for using a teacher's pre-school calibe