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500 headlines found matching 'Stu'
Fri January 30, 2015
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Jury awards woman 1.5 million dollars after she transforms from promising student to dominatrix after a car accident (SFW pics)
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(83)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Four middle school students facing charges for throwing a "sex party" for their friends
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(95)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study identifies biological mechanisms for schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression. Causes include immune function, DNA regulation, and dating
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(11)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Workman saves pal from electrocution by hitting him with a plank of wood. Way to go, stud
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(33)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hi, remember when you where a student and made a few anonymous donations at the local sperm bank to get money for booze? Yeah, about that...dad
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(82)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next in the Department Of This Can't Go Wrong: Texas lawmakers bill would allow teachers to gun down students
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(78)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Baby too young to be vaccinated held in quarantine after outbreak of herd stupidity
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(142)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Students turning to porn for sex education." Still
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(48)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If Farkistan had a candidate in the Miss Universe contest, what would her "national dress" costume look like? Link goes to examples
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates reveals the thing that makes him feel "pretty stupid." Difficulty: Not Windows Vista
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(45)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have truly hit rock bottom the day police arrest you for stumbling around Walmart while wearing body armor and suffering from a two-day-old gunshot wound
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(38)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas teenager wins high school wrestling tournament, gives his medal to his first-round opponent, a special-needs student. Class is still real to him, dammit
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(60)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy to city: "I broke my ankle during the flood, due to a submerged broken drain." City: "Here's your money... oh wait... What's this video of you trying to pull a stupid stunt while the neighbors cheer you on? Oh snap" w/vid
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Exactly two years after he implored Republicans to "stop being the stupid party," Governor Jindal began his road to losing in the primaries by speaking to a hate group
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(266)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Famous rock star arrested for reckless partying. Just replace "reckless" with "stupidly," partying with "checking baggage," and "famous rock star" with "who?"
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(49)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You window-licking, herpes-ridden douchebags are far too stupid to understand why Internet trolls get us so riled up
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(20)
 
(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
Engineering students living in Canada invent car windows that never need scraping in the winter. The Nobel Prize is such a lock this year
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(59)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Tech students protest as giant snow penis is demolished, say they can't just let it go
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. study demonstrates higher risk of dementia for those taking common drugs. Also, a U.S. study demonstrates higher risk of dementia for those taking common drugs
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(29)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Obama gives a thumbs up to Indian motorcycle stunts. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(13)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"It's not autism, it's autisms" say authors of controversial genomic study that somehow never once mentions vaccines
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(68)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi won't allow teachers to teach how to use a condom, so one teacher decided to teach his students how to put on a sock. "Make sure your foot is protected before engaging in any shoe activity"
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(170)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many Millennials want to live in Arlington, VA, but they can't afford it because it's like, expensive and stuff so you people need to fix that because it's not fair and they want to move there RIGHT NOW
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(186)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers want you to know that they studied it out and thought very hard before deciding to go full wacko
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(405)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL - "Hey Marshawn, if you make that gesture again we're going to fine you $50,000. But we'll totally sell this photo of you making that gesture on our website. But seriously, don't do it again"
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Sun January 25, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Legendary Canadian figure skater and six-time national champion Toller Cranston dead at 65 from an apparent heart attack. No word if he stuck the landing or not
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(10)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
England, France, and Germany to Congressional Republicans: Please don't do anything stupid to upset the deal we're trying to make with Iran
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(146)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A 23-year-old British student has spoken of being "trapped in a time loop" after one of the most unusual cases of extreme déjà vu has crippled the last eight years of his life"
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(115)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Sex Ed teacher arrested for giving student hands on training
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(143)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Proving once again that having a dog is better than having a child, study shows that helicopter parenting is actually appreciated by a pet
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(13)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Mickey's Measles is in Oregon now, and is in a county where the highest exemption rate is a school that has 49% of students missing one or more vaccinations
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(132)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman snaps amazing photo of Bigfoot in northeastern Ohio: "If you look closely, you can see snow stuck to the hair on the leg and buttocks of the photographed subject" (with totally not photoshopped pic, pinkie-swear)
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(66)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Republicans circa 2015: "Florida residents can't get Obamacare subsidies because they use healthcare.gov." Republicans circa 2011: "Florida residents get Obamacare subsidies on healthcare.gov that we want to use to pay for other stuff instead"
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(31)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Agricultural manga, set in ag high schools and depicting students who grow vegetables and raise pigs and goats, becomes increasingly popular in Japan. "They produce jam and ham as they become involved with nature and the lives of their animals"
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(39)
 
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Sixteen things that will happen to you while you're supposed to be studying for exams, and all of them are counterproductive
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(7)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth is now the oldest monarch in the world. You could be celebrating too, America, but you messed it all up with your revolution and stuff
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(56)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm stunned, STUNNED to hear a rare phaser from TV's Star Trek will be selling for £40,000
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(15)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
A new study on the efficacy of those "brain-enhancing" energy drinks yields some not so surprising results
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(39)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gamers cried out in triumph and were suddenly too sick to go to work
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(94)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Study finds women keep a steady pace during marathons, while men slow down, speed up, finish faster, need hours to recover
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(23)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The federal government spent $430,000 studying gay hookup apps for some damn reason or another
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(36)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hope Solo suspended from US Soccer team for mouthing off to cops during her husband's DUI stop. If only she had stuck to beating up some family members, she could have remained an active player
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(76)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FOXNEWS gathers Islamic Scholars to study it out
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(156)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
X-ray video shows how hamsters stuff their cheeks
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New lab lets students work on real-world projects at Boeing, so the next time you're about to lawn dart into the tarmac on a flaming jet you can at least be glad someone got extra credit in class
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Because when you think of films released by major studios, you think Warner Bros. Studios, Paramount Studios, Amazon Studios
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wherein convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is too stupid even for Fox News
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(152)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"In a result that surprised researchers, a new study found that employees who had hostile bosses were better off on several measures if they returned the hostility"
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(75)
 
(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Study finds that most anti-vaxxers live in geographic clusters and hippie enclaves like Marin County
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(171)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Judge says tricked out stud-finder may violate the Fourth Amendment
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(110)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Like the difference between Picasso's Blue and Rose Periods. Only with black goo, yellow pustules and violent, psychotic religious cults with an interest in odontology
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(7)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's a video of a kid calculating the total resistance and current on a parallel circuit board on the fly and it's guaranteed to make you feel stupid or old. Probably both
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man calls police over foxes having 'abnormally long sex' in his garden. "I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently"
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(89)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Arizona requires students to pass a civics test before graduation. High school seniors immediately begin studying all cars made by Honda
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(107)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New study discovers that living near trees means you'll need fewer antidepressants because you'll be too busy raking leaves to be bummed out with life
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stuck up beauty queen upset that another contestant would dare try to speak to her or be in the same picture as her
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(67)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Politicians love empowering parents, giving them choices in how their kids will be schooled, so long as standardized tests dictate school curriculum, funding, teacher evaluation and pay, class schedules, student promotion, etc
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(28)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The school days needs to be longer in order for students to learn better
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't remember stuff? New research says it's as easy as just closing your eyes
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(10)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus advises everyone to masturbate once a day. Pffft, amateur
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(112)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Hong Kong unveils "Double Sensation II," which is not a porn film, but a stuffed-crust pizza with yet another stuffed-crust embedded as ring. Comes in Beef Legend and Seafood Sensation variants. Again, not a porn film
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(20)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I want to be a journalist so I can write headlines like this one: "Detroit-area high school student's Twitter challenge wins him prom date with ex-U of M basketball player's girlfriend"
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study comparing burden of different diseases to their NIH cure funding percentage finds cancer has second best burden/funding relationship. In related news: Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh look, it's time to play "Who can pay more money for a stupid piece of property in Manhattan" ... that you don't really own
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(114)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
F-35s to be declared 'combat ready,' even as they iron out bugs in the on-board software. On the plus side, the software is now reliable enough to start the jet and maintain stable flight. But all that war fighting stuff, not so much
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(215)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"The defense attorney for a man accused of a bizarre sexual assault in a Big Lots bathroom said the attack - and the pink Barbie costume he wore during the assault - were brought on by the use of drugs"
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(28)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I'm like, "How are you going to pay all this stuff off?" And he looked at me and goes, "We're not." And I go, "What do you mean you're not?" He said, "We literally just think of the weirdest most f*cked up thing and we're never going to pay it off"
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(76)
 
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman outraged that local school buses have LED brake lights that look like pentagrams. Demands that they be replaced because, ya know, Jebus and the debil, church and state stuff
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(179)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama mother who used her children as part of an incestuous sex ring gets 219 years in prison. The jury felt that 220 years would have been too much
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(148)
 
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study finds retirement can promote alcoholism due to depression, lack of purpose. Which still beats having to go into the office every day
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(55)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama may be ranked at the bottom in terms of their education system, but they're tops in teacher-student sex
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas out-stupids itself with new governor Abbott: "The truth is, Texas is being California-ized with bag bans, fracking bans, tree-cutting bans,". Subby is posting this from his barren, garbage-strewn, smoke belching, Texas-proud front yard
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(162)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mount Holyoke college students refuse to perform The Vagina Monologues because it isn't transgender friendly. I think political correctness is starting to consume itself
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(163)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Black Crowes have broken up, according to guitarist Rich Robinson. This will comes as a stunning shock to everyone who thought The Black Crowes were still together
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a dream come true for lawyers, grammar nazis, helicopter parents, and sweaty 13-year-olds: A middle-school teacher gives her students an essay assignment: "Describe how you'd kill me, using at least 3 gerunds, 3 infinitives, and 3 participles"
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that conspiracy theorists are the most sane people in society. But this could be a false-flag study funded by the CIA to lure people into a sense of security so their guns can be taken away by black Muslim helicopters. Or something
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(53)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Quantum computers are no longer just a theoretical concept. More than a dozen candidate technologies are currently being studied; of these, ion traps are arguably the most advanced"
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(22)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona comes up with a good way to prevent students from getting so many Ds and Fs: Eliminate letter grades completely
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study finds working too much can lead to drinking too much. In related news, Farking too much can lead to working too little, which can also lead to drinking too much
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(12)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Look, there are hundreds of studies on Greenland's rapidly melting ice sheet alone. If you could just skim the abstract of one of those-just one, that's it-that would be great"
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(91)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift pays off fan's student loan, writes #1 single after bank rejects her
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(57)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
A long time ago in a studio not so far away, there were these artists who created some of the most iconic matte paintings that made Empire and Jedi the most visually stunning films of their time
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher who really cares about her students goes the extra mile to set up a fund-raiser for a special needs student who wanted to create a book and video to help other kids with his problems. So, of course, she is suspended by the NYC school system
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(59)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You can now send a glitter bomb to your enemies through the mail, thanks to a new Aussie website. Because as everyone who's ever come into contact with glitter (aka 'the herpes of the craft world') knows, the stuff gets everywhere"
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(53)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
President Obama is a bigger tyrant than King George III. Stupid Stamp Acts
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(56)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We left all sorts of crap on the moon. Here's a short list of the interesting stuff
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owners stunned when micro-pig goes macro (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michigan declares birthplace of Students for a Democratic Society an "historical site" and some people have a problem with that
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(77)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
Remember that study that considered whether there was a connection between global warming and Moon hoaxes? OK, stop laughing. One of the participants was 32,757 years old. OK, continue laughing
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(51)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It's finally time to replace "speed kills" with "stupid driving kills"
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man arrested for posing with a group of election campaigners while wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt. Fark politics tab evacuated
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(28)
 
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Brady to Ravens: Study it out
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(184)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Normally a relationship between an 18-year-old male and a 23-year-old female isn't newsworthy. Unless he's still a high school student and she's his hot teacher
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(214)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
You should avoid flying United through Denver right now, unless you have a few extra hours to kill and you don't particularly like your stuff
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(171)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Eating an avocado a day helps to get rid of bad cholesterol, according to a study from The Hass Avocado Board
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(56)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stuff you don't want to hear when the phone rings: 1. "This is the IRS." 2. "This is your husband's girlfriend." 3. "This is the funeral home. Someone just drove off with the hearse carrying your son's body"
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Student credited with saving New York family from house fire, extra-credited for properly spelling Oneonta
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(26)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here are 10 stupid winter driving myths that need to be dropped for good - especially #8
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(371)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford managed to group together 6 generations of the best modified Mustangs ever - even a kick-ass Mustang II - and handed the keys to some of the best stunt drivers in the world. Here's the result
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(41)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student studying avalanches receives 1-on-1 education
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate having to follow a slow moving semi-trailer truck... in a snowstorm... for 16 miles... because you rear-ended the truck and got stuck to it... and the impact shut down your vehicle, no horn, lights, heat. Yeah, what a drag
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(74)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The chairwoman of the Alabama Democratic Party, Nancy Worley, sent a letter to friends and Democrats all over the state describing, among other things, how she got stuck on the toilet and couldn't get up"
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(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
NASA throwing robots into volcanoes to study volcanic acti ... look, they're flinging Marvin the Paranoid Android over here into lakes of lava because they CAN. You'd do the same (pics)
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(6)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ever accidentally hit 'reply all'? Be glad you didn't do it to your entire girls soccer team with a video of yourself 'performing masturbation'
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(222)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute concludes that people who share lots of selfies are more likely to be narcissistic, impulsive, selfish, and psychopathic
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(13)
 
(Some Culture War Dispatcher)
 
 
 
The journal Science sells out to big Stupid
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks about to blow Americans' minds with an Australian coffee known as a Flat White, although Australians doubt it will catch on given "the disgusting brewed coffee so disturbingly prevalent in the United States"
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(53)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Gas prices in the US would be a whole lot cheaper if gas companies weren't still mixing the stuff with high-cost ethanol
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(56)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
CDC reports more middle-age, white men die from binge drinking than college students. Yeah, right, like Ebola only spreads by direct contact to infected bodily fluids too
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(77)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(WPTV)
 
 
 
University makes video gaming an official sport, will offer students gaming scholarships
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fairfax county police officer who shot and killed a man 16 months ago wants you to know he just remembered the guy had a loaded gun nearby. Actually, multiple guns. Yeah, multiple guns and...and...he was like, all waving them around and stuff
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(57)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Q: How do you stuff the corpse of the most famous tortoise in the world? A: Very slowly
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man brings samurai sword to a stun gun fight
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study shows that women who want to quit smoking should wait until right before their period to quit, which should make for a fun week
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(48)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After a quick stint booking refs for the NFL, WWE creative returns to their regular pattern of LolCenaWins, invisible champs, and bunny costumes, tonight on RAW. (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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(1389)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Because developing a drone that could fire more missiles is stupid, Iran builds the world's first one that just suicides
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(62)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rich Eisen's tear-filled eulogy to his former broadcast partner Stuart Scott kicked up a whole lot of dust
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stuart Scott has died at 49. Fark cancer
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(223)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Sooner or later when the left-wing political articles hit peak stupidity, you just have to call it for what it is
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(304)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins
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(47)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Irrefutable photographic evidence that Bigfoot exists after a Florida man stumbled upon the beast taking a relaxing bath in a swamp
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(109)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Not news: Man drives for two hours through Brazil's jungle on his motorcycle. Still not news: With a 12-inch knife. Fark: Stuck in his head
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Walker faces increasing opposition from within his own party. They want to do all the same nutty stuff he wants to do after he runs for president. They just want to do it right now
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(92)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Gas was supposed to cost $5.45 per gallon. Unemployment was supposed to be stuck at over 8%. The stock market was supposed to crash. The entire U.S. economy was supposed to collapse. Dogs and cats were supposed to be living together. Total chaos
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(238)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Here are 10 comics that shut down stupid Internet arguments
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(130)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff, Caroline Munro, AND Joe Spinell in a maddeningly stupid, low-budget Star Wars rip-off from the '70s? Sign me up
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(45)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
BLACKHAT is another stupid Hollywood movie about cyber attacks and how they can shut down everything and cause wars and stuff. Hey, who turned out the lights? And what are all those things falling from the sky?
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(64)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman faces fine for rescuing runaway pig. Pig still angry its trip to market was disturbed by crazy woman
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that weight loss supplements don't work. Especially the ones that taste really good
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer confidence has been rising as the economy picks up, in a new study conducted by the University of No Kidding
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida couple trapped in unlocked closet for two days are arrested for trespassing, stupidity
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(46)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jockey breaks into a woman's apartment, masturbates, breaks into a another apartment, gets shot, and police still have a hard time subduing him. "I would have bet you 100 to 10 that the kid never smoked a joint"
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(47)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Study: People in Star Trek were less likely to have a heart attack from being unhealthy, but unfortunately they had energy weapons to deal with
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(56)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Everything is Awesome" Oh fark you, Politico. I haven't even seen the movie and I have the song stuck in my head. Politico: "♪♫♩ Let it gooooooo ♪♫♩" *Beats Politico headline writers*
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chipotle apologizes after worker greets NYPD with "hands up, don't shoot" gesture, hopes that the NYPD won't choke any of their employees to death
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(437)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Small college in Michigan promises to pay the student loans of students who do not make at least $37,000 a year at their jobs. Finally a reason to major in philosophy
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Studies suggest drinking large amounts of alcohol increases the risk of dementia in later life
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Studies suggest drinking large amounts of alcohol increases the risk of dementia in later life
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(5)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A Ho, hippo / it's not a dinosaur / jumps off a truck and then gets stuck / A Ho, hippo
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(13)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon suspended. Stop me if you've heard this bef--you know what (facepalm)...whatever...for cryin' out loud...(insert "to hell with you" gesture followed by sounds of loud footsteps, slamming door)
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's good to teach students about the evils of Hitler. But just don't do it with Lego people and questions like, "Why is Hitler wearing a witch's hat?"
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
California College students call for "Yes Means Yes" consent education to be taught throughout K-12. "Consent is not just for intercourse. It's for all aspects of our lives"
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(264)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh hospital sends babies home in Christmas stockings. It's the ultimate stocking stuffer
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(52)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Here's absolutely everything you need to know before heading out to exchange some crappy presents you got for stuff you really want. Like bourbon
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(14)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Wall Street stunned after Taser stock reaches a 10-year high
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(12)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
STUDY PROVES THAT DRINKING AT WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU. To be fair, that's not the actual finding of the... I KNOW WHAT I HEARD
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(31)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? Yeah, you just arrested my son for stealing packages from peoples' porches...and I found some more stuff he stole. (Cool tag is for no-nonsense parents)
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
We apologize for this truly tasteless radio stunt. Well, perhaps not tasteless, perhaps a little bitter though I'm told the whipped cream helped (Not safe for workish)
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(36)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Guy stupid enough to post "Wings on Pigs" on the Facebook page of a police department looks exactly like you would expect
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(166)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Since more students are failing standardized tests, the time has come to review their validity and usefulness since it's costing schools lots of money
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(47)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
One of world's strangest photo archives is devoted to photos of costumed animals partying, including a tiger in tinsel and dogs socialising in a pub
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Knicks team elevator is stuck in the basement. No telling when it will go up
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(6)
 
(Hackney Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
"Stupid" thief tries to rob neighbors, is foiled by bowls of water left on the floor by the homeowner to deter burglars, then cops just follow his footprints back home. Seriously, calling this guy a thief is like calling Hani Hanjour a pilot
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(85)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oakland battles with hipsters and developers attempting to whitewash city, gentrify it into new Brooklyn. "When some American Steel Studios artists took their art cars out to a party in West Oakland earlier this fall, they were decidedly unwelcome"
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study: Kids that eat fast food are more stupider than kids who don't
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All but one of the 15 drunkest days of the year comes between December and March, according to a case by case study
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Look, this latest study shows that cell phones absolutely, positively do NOT cause cancer. We think"
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(25)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family facing foreclosure on home they built themselves rescued by skydiving Santa with a check. I'm sure he kicked up a lot of that stupid dust metaphor
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(23)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk behind the wheel, engine running, stereo blasting and wearing an Elf on the Shelf costume, is no way to go through life son. Why yes, there is a pic
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(12)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Last minute shopping idea. Go trendy and buy him/her a selfie-stick. (Not sure whether this should be labeled "Cool," "Spiffy," or "Stupid.")
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(38)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
A man is feeling a little down, so a worried friend calls police. Multi-agency task force lies to get warrant, sends SWAT team in to hit him with stun grenades, tasers, rubber bullets, and then beat him senseless. Bonus: 3 years of malicious prosecution
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(350)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher writes 'stupid' on student's forehead. The teacher even took the trouble to scribe it backwards so it would appear correctly when the pupil looked in the mirror
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(44)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tax collectors in Russia have stumbled across a new way of getting people to pay their debts - by threatening to take away their cats
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wes Welker, sometimes he forgets stuff. "My wife will be like 'How can you not remember that? Is it the concussions?' ... I'm like 'No, babe, I just forgot'"
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(60)
 
(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
Miss World cancels swimsuit portion of the competition, saying it "served no purpose" except to get guys to watch the stupid pageant
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(46)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut's newest abomination: Lay's potato chip stuffed crust
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(64)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: "I destroyed liberal arguments with my superior logic." Well, there it is. The stupidest Farking thing I'll read all day
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(216)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman describes how Star Wars nearly destroyed her career. "Everyone thought I was a horrible actress." Hayden Christensen quietly nods while mopping up studio floor
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(288)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Proof that China is becoming richest, most powerful nation on earth: University student amazes people on social media for skipping rope with his butt. "While he's able to skip faster and faster, his callused butt sometimes suffers"
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(22)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for Taiwan's Sunflower Student Movement apologizes for leaked video showing her in hotel haggling with john over prices. "Ms. Liou initially denied the footage claiming that she was only there to try and sell wine"
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds children's cartoons are full of death and murder. This is not a repeat from every year since the 30's
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(76)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Study finds Brits prefer boobs, Americans prefer asses - which explains both countries' leaders
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(228)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless man gives stranded woman $5 so she wouldn't have to walk home alone in the dark. Woman moved so much that she started a fund to get him housing. That goal has been reached. And no, I am not going to use that stupid "dusty" meme
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(66)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Archie Comics to reboot and renumber all of their comics for a sales stunt, just like it were a real comic book company that had books people read or remembered were still being published
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(36)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Study shows that the three robbers who escaped Alcatraz prison in 1962 on a raft could have made it out alive if they left exactly at 11:30pm
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Witness #40" whose "eyewitness" testimony was instrumental in clearing officer Darren Wilson is convicted felon with memory problems and brain damage who posted some seriously racist stuff to FB about Brown before "remembering" she saw the shooting
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(264)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spielberg mulls name change for Dreamworks Studios. Thus was U.F.I.A. Pictures born
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(17)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
New study reveals California is populated with transplants from Arizona and Arizona is populated with transplants from California
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(67)
 
(The News Wheel)
 
 
 
Couple stuck in keyless car for 13 hours, can't figure out how to open door handle, nearly wins Darwin Award
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(184)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
New study confirms what Patch Adams knew all along: clown laughter is the best medicine
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(25)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Stump grinder lives up to its name
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(31)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the New York high school student who made $72 million trading stocks during his lunch breaks and now treats his friends to $400 caviar lunches
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(95)
 
(Chippewa Herald)
 
 
 
Study finds that 25% of Wisconsonites are binge drinkers, a rate second only to North Dakota. Experts cite a myriad of complex sociological reasons for this, most predominately, what is known as the "what the fark else is there to do here?" Factor
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(75)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trailer for 1977 "Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Man Strikes Back" with all the late 1970s touches: groovy soundtrack, kung fu, CGI-free stunts, clunky car chases on sun-splashed streets of "New York City." At least Peter Parker's blazer isn't plaid
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(24)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How the Facebook Oculus will either change your life or make you look really stupid as you sit in your mom's basement with a bucket over your head
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(33)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Guy looking for a house to flip stumbles upon home of Wild Bill from Band of Brothers. A dusty, dusty home
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(27)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Student develops social media reader that lets you track the moment your paranoid uncle starts to post unhinged rants, so you can unfollow before major damage has been done
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(12)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Smacking a middle school student with a hubcap, then walking into a nearby business naked is a quick way to get a psych evaluation
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(19)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Middle school student spikes teachers' coffee pot with alcohol. Here's the rub: it was rubbing alcohol
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(70)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Al Pacino had a meeting with Marvel Studios, photoshop what Marvel character he should portray
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Once you get over the urge to slap these parents for giving their kids stupid names you'll find a very touching story that will restore some of your faith in humanity
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(83)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How many Polish teachers does it take to strangle an epileptic student? Only one, but that's a shaky answer at best
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only 30% of college freshmen know how much they have borrowed in student loans. The other 70% apparently took their math courses at colleges in the SEC
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a seasonal piece on the physics of Santa Claus from a bunch of scientists who are just as happy destroying people's childlike faith in Santa the way they destroy everything else with their facts and stuff
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(7)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
In a study entitled "The Darwin Awards: Sex Differences in Idiotic Behaviour," researchers examined the winners of Darwin Awards over the last 20 years to determine whether men or women were more likely to perform idiotic risk taking behaviour
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(100)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Star of BBC period costume drama reveals producers intentionally shrunk characters' codpieces over concerns that true-to-life traditional Tudor codpieces would offend American sensibilities and make show unsalable to PBS
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Wikipedia is amazing. But it has become a rancorous, sexist, elitist, stupidly bureaucratic mess"
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(52)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
YES, the jet pack FINALLY exists and it actually works AMAZINGLY well. How well? Like flying in formation with a stunt plane well
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Problem: Mom says no watching pr0n and masturbating inside the house. Solution: Masturbate outside, naked
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(41)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Study finds people feel better about pornography when it's educational. GO AWAY, I'M LEARNING
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(69)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Headline: "21-year-old high school student jailed for gun on campus." With pic of what a 21-year-old high school student looks like, you know, because he's not a minor, because he's a 21-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
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(99)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What kinds of breaded foods do you like to make? How much do your breading recipes vary depending on the meal? This ain't a ShakeNBake thread.. Show us the good stuff
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(103)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are some photos of pets in Christmas costumes because it's never too early for this shiat
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds Millennials can totally afford to buy a house. Just not anywhere close to where they want to live or work
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(100)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Poppies fade from Flanders fields as Europe's plant life changes. Stupid Flanders
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(42)
 
(Maine News)
 
 
 
Study finds that we focus on boobs way longer than we should
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(42)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Greenpeace issued an unreserved apology and shipped its director to Peru to make amends in person to the local government after its activists allegedly damaged the Nazca Lines during a publicity stunt" (pics)
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(92)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British sociology students study primitive civilizations who dress strangely, don't speak comprehensible English and engage in peculiar mating and fighting rituals, say more field trips to British soccer games are planned
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shocking new study finds majority of children don't know that Christmas was when the Easter Bunny was nailed to a tree to tell us it was not OK to eat fish on Friday
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(143)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea" Good Idea: Paying the contractors you put in charge of handling student loans. Bad Idea: Paying those contractors with money you would've otherwise used for students' Pell Grants
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best class ever or stupidest class ever? A college in Michigan is offering a class on the Netflix series "Orange is the New Black"
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(34)
 
(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "County: Van down by the river tethered to stump"
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(51)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that 75% of Americans are better informed because of Internet news sites, all can now name one Supreme Court justice, all three Kardashian sisters
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(41)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study shows the most annoying airplane passenger is...you. Yes, you. In seat 34-B. STOP KICKING MY F*CKING SEAT YOU JACKBAG
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(194)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa gets right to the point while questioning Jonathan Gruber: "Are you stupid?"
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(136)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From asking if they wouldn't mind providing armored cars to how do you get a polecat off of your roof, the 20 strangest/stupidest requests Aussies make of their embassies while travelling abroad
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(35)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures creates a "For Your Consideration" website for "Transformers: Age of Extinction," stumping for Best Picture and a Best Director Oscar nomination for Michael Bay
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Columbia Law School students: No justice, no finals
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(74)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study proves that high heels make women, and men, weak in the knees
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(133)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this open gesture
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clemson frat dismayed its 'Cripmas' party, with white students in bandanas and fake thug tattoos throwing gang signs, was not seen as the inclusive effort to understand the experience of modern young black urban males that it was meant to be
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(238)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US, EU to Russia: 'We're going to punish you really, really bad, and it's going to hurt, and stuff... by punishing ourselves.' Russia: 'HAHAHAHAHA...'
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(61)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says something stupid and racially insensitive
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(224)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Amazon sent a student $5,600 of merchandise he didn't order, and told him he could keep it for free
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(40)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
New study calls California drought "worst in 1,200 years"
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(81)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The Stephen King extended cinematic universe that should exist on a parallel Earth
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(22)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New 'balance stool' forces people to strengthen their core and improve their posture while seated at a desk. As if your work isn't already strenuous enough
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(65)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study finds 84% of vegetarians and vegans return to eating our tasty farm friends
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(189)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Latest police atrocity brought to you by California: Officer faces firing for giving suicidal student a bottle of water instead of a tasing
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal law suit alleges that for-profit college in FL used tactics such as hiring strippers to lure students to sign up for classes. Treatment, that, clearly is supposed to be reserved only for top NCAA Division 1-A football and basketball prospects
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stupid Secret Santa Christmas gifts we should stop giving each other. Come on people, it's not rocket science
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(8)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study shows public restrooms aren't as dirty as you think, that's just chocolate syrup and lemonade splattered on the walls
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study shows older men have lower quality sperm, many of which have to stop for a nap on the way to the egg, or just say "fark it" and go see a game instead
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(18)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Othello teacher admits ordering eight-year-old student to unclog toilet with his bare hands, gets reprimanded for using "very poor professional judgment." Iago unavailable for comment
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(58)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Study finds poor teens in Baltimore are worse off than kids in Nigeria. Mostly because the kids in Africa don't get their role models from the Baltimore Ravens
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
College gymnast found stuffed inside a 3 foot by 3 foot dumbwaiter
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(89)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan's timeless words on exploration, aided by stunning visuals. Way more filling than "Interstellar" at just 1/10 the calories
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(20)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've seen one industrial disaster, you've seen Bhopal (some images may be disturbing)
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(103)
 
(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
Math nerds study gerrymandering, determine Duke sucks, water is wet, and congressional districts do not represent the will of the people
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(21)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Stop. The. Press. Britain's biggest crisp stuns news room
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(43)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Hottest fashion among engineering students is carrying around a big-ass, cold-war era slide rule, preferably one with a function that estimates the killzone of various nuclear weapons
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(83)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Mars Rover finds Barack Obama's head lying on surface of red planet. As it happens, we DO have pics and stuff
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study: Women with more male friends have more sex
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(63)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study says harm from baseball concussions may linger on. Conclusion based on testifying Major Leaguers who couldn't remember anything about using steroids
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(16)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson isn't as crazy as you might think. He actually does hang out in Ireland and studies the fine game of Bingo
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines are already written: "Masturbating Passenger Causes Premature Landing For Virgin Flight"
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(44)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I sense a disturbance in the Force. A disturbance I haven't felt since... I can't remember
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(60)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
All stuffed with turkey and beer? Got all the shopping done? Good, now reward yourself with an all-day hockey feast. The Broad Street Bullies meet the Rags in New York at 1 PM ET. Then 11 more pucks drop starting at 7 PM ET. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(183)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan calls rape claim by celebrity a "publicity stunt"
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(110)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for ISIS and its goal to be strongly and forcefully opposed-by Muslim leaders worldwide. Pope Urban II shakes his head ruefully and makes the "missed it by THAT much" gesture
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How is babby turkee formed? How girl turkee get pragnent? They need to do way Thanksgivign mother who kill thier babby turkey stuffing prank
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(30)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Boston and Philadelphia schools endorse Meatless Monday. Unfortunately students are still supporting bookless Tuesday and absentee Wednesday
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(82)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study finds that running can keep you younger, slow down the aging process, leave you many miles from home
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(38)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Study finds today's children watch only half as much TV as adults because they spend nearly every waking moment online
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(28)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Do you find the holidays depressing? At least you're not a geologist studying depressions in Holiday
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(17)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
While you're sitting there complaining about that airport bar in Raleigh-Durham, in Siberia, they're making the passengers get out and push their 74 passenger Tupolev that got stuck in the snow
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(39)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(132)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Toy gun prompts lockdown at state hospital for the criminally stupid
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(25)
 
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Assistant principal and front runner for "Alpha Male A**hole of the Week," shaved off a student's haircut in the cafeteria because he didn't like the way it looked
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(131)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Friday has taken the stuffing out of the turkeys on Thanksgiving from farkin... well you get it
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Research finds that texting posture is equivalent to hanging a sixty pound weight from your neck. Is there an emoticon for that?
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(49)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
New study reveals every person who goes to Glastonbury Festival is a 60-year-old man who likes gooseberry crumble
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(11)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo struggles with declining attendance in 2014, blames Canadian monkeys who are too polite to publicly masturbate or fling their poop at visitors
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(35)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Religious fanatics running schools that ignore basic education to teach rampant superstitious idiocy and bigotry? An outrage...wait, they vote Democrat if we give them stuff? Nothing to see here, move along, can't show you that, state regulations
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
On December 9 Jonathan Gruber will tell members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee how stupid they are
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(151)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Bohemian waxwings stuff themselves with mountain ash berries, then take flight. Difficulty: Fermentation
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(19)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Woman promises to bring multi-billion dollar movie studio to small town, takes the money and runs (with "you should have known by the eyes" pic)
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(34)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
College girl broadcasts polling of student body (not safe for work)
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(10)
 
(Oklahoma Daily)
 
 
 
Retired OU bio prof gets fame for feeding the squirrels who have learned to ignore thousands of students and to follow him for a nut or two. Hero trumps Sappy because he's been instrumental to repeated thwarting of OK creationists
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(19)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Q: Is Florida state law making students feel less intelligent in school? A: Florida
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP in the Senate minority: "FILIBUSTER REFORM IS AN OUTRAGE." GOP in the Senate majority: "So, we're all cool with this filibuster reform stuff, right?"
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(103)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study concludes most Farkers are not alcoholics
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(40)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Basing your campaign around "if you don't vote for Democrats, then Republicans will win" was a stupid mistake, according to the hyperpartisan neoconservative kos
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(171)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Students walk in on headmaster giving oral to math teacher - which about sums it up (Not safe for work)
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(153)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid students suspended for snorting Smarties
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're better than this Chinese stunt driver at parallel parking consider yourself an ace
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish women's group campaigning to have a word for female masturbation officially recognized - and are inviting people to make suggestions for what it should be. Fark has been summoned, folks. Let's solve this one
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(69)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Survey finds that even women who have an MBA from Harvard are "disappointed" by their careers. Medieval studies graduates who eke out an existence selling crap on Etsy and selling their plasma unavailable for comment
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(60)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills coach Doug Marrone comes upon driver stuck in snow, pushes the car for nine yards and then punts
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(9)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Advocates for Canada's Keystone Pipeline rely on the stupidity of American voters
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(103)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows that eating trans fat may damage your memory, leave you with an adipose complex
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(9)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate liberals are the "f*ck off, this is stupid and you know it" caucus. All 4 of them
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(69)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New study confirms marijuana kills brain cancer. Far out, man
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(94)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Know who won the U.S. Civil War? Congratulations, you're smarter than a Texas Tech University student
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(180)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan f*cking stunned by $100,000 fine for swearing at ref
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female college student discovers that broadcasting online sex shows in the university library is considered "inappropriate use" of the facility
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman wears 50 different mustaches. John Travolta still stuck with just one beard
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(23)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Political commentary: "We're about to get two years of intense, horrifying stupidity"
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(260)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All season long, the Detroit Lions forgot they were the team prone to stupid penalties, mental mistakes, and poor play-calling. On Sunday, they remembered
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven-year-old Australian woman astonishes doctors by recovering from MS: "I know it sounds dramatic but I wanted to take a more active role in this and not be stuck with a death sentence" (pics)
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(87)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds 80 million bacteria transferred during 10 second kiss...not including cooties
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(23)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Math teacher pulls knife on middle school student during math quiz, illustrating why everybody hates word problems
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(54)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Kettle Chips that taste like cranberry, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy and "I SWEAR THAT'S A COOKIE"
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report finds 36 million people live in modern slavery worldwide. So go ahead and top off that latte, your student loans are due
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(68)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Engineering students develop a bicycle that can't be stolen
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(45)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberal funded study, done by Liberal academics, at a Liberal University find Fracking...100% completely safe
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(151)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
My child is an honor roll student who burnt down our home, killed our dog, and got arrested in the nude
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(83)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought Romney's 360 electoral vote landslide was the stuff of legend, just wait til Santorum pulls a 400 vote landslide against Hillary
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(136)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nine drunk British college students get stuck in an elevator and Aerosmith ensues
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(36)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Medical marijuana is a ruse. It makes you slow, it makes you stupid, and once you get bored with it you'll be more prone to experiment with more dangerous drugs such as cocaine and heroin"
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(234)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Cops called to to school over a student bringing in a dangerous weapon....confetti
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(35)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Justus Belfield, 98, spent his last full day on earth in his army uniform, lying in bed at Baptist Health Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Scotia with his wife Lillian in her own bed next to him." Godspeed sir
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(38)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Send home a letter with students saying that "White Students" didn't meet last year's reading requirements on the SOLs? You already know someone has a problem with this
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(55)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
A mall in Buffalo, NY will fine any store that does not open on Thanksgiving for holiday shopping. Stupid tag doesn't seem fitting
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(64)
 
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Pew study says Americans fear they have lost control of their personal data. Research conducted among shoppers at Michaels, Home Depot, Target
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(6)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Lower Education: How a disgraced college chain trapped its students in poverty
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Obama paid Jonathan Gruber almost half a million dollars to call Americans stupid
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(150)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study says if you have trouble swallowing pills you're probably doing it wrong. Especially if it's a suppository
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(74)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Father and son have the best sausages in the South West (with disturbing trophy to prove it)
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(34)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy makes amazingly detailed Professor Farnsworth costume. It will haunt your dreams
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(30)
 
(World Entertainment News Network)
 
 
 
If you picked up some luggage or a rear door that fell off a private plane in Germany this week, the stuff is Bono's and he wants it back
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(74)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Study discovers that Seattle Seahawks are watering down their beer
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(49)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Attention all students at the University of Alaska: Just because your state has legalized marijuana does not change the fact that your school gets funding from the federal government
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(35)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
I just want to say I am sorry. Sorry for calling all of you gullible morons "stupid" with a camera rolling
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(235)
 
(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Mozilla announces its 4th quarter 2014 privacy initiative that it will stop paying attention to by the next quarter. Because Firefox and users and, uh, new technology and stuff
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(28)
 
(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"A Council Bluffs elementary school student swapped a loaded round of ammunition for playing cards on a school bus"
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(105)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"A few minutes into the ceremony we noticed one student fell over. A second one fell and it sort of dominoed from there"
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(36)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The FCC politely tells Obama to get stuffed
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(129)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study confirms that the younger you start smoking pot the dumber you become. How did they figure this out? By asking 30 year old people who have been smoking for three decades or more
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(139)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Man tells Dear Prudence he's a sexual stud. Hell, sounds like he's telling everyone
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(63)
 
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
For you music gearheads: a tour of Robert Fripp's performance and studio setup, which is only slightly more complicated than Mission Control at NASA
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China builds a computer network impenetrable to hackers. It's the first technology from China that outsiders have have been completely stumped by since the abacus
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(38)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man survives after being trapped under his crashed SUV for seventeen hours: "He caught rain water in a little can to drink. He made a pillow out of grass, stuffed his shirt full of grass"
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Perry's Q&A with Dartmouth students turns into an AMA when a student asks Perry if he'd take it in the pooper in exchange for $102 million. Given the oddly specific amount, unclear if that was a hypothetical or an actual offer
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(90)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Student who posted school threats, selfies with his guns to Twitter account posts after cops left with said guns: "I want everyone to know that I am a (expletive) idiot and the cops just came because I'm a (expletive) dum (expletive)"
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber joins Steelers at Bible study. And now you know why they lost to the Jets
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(52)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Egyptian student arrested for carrying George Orwell's 1984 in open-and-shut case of thoughtcrime
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(38)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
New NBA study confirms that shorter refs call more fouls due to "aggressive, controlling behavior via the Napoleon complex"
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Marc Trestman "extremely disturbed" by the Bears' record loss to Green Bay. Well, maybe that's because he could be out of a job
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(162)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New study says that having a sense of purpose helps you live longer. Once again, more bad news for government workers
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(21)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado State student steals ambulance, goes on joy ride, crashes ambulance, gets tasered by police, masturbates in the police station. Police blame it on bad molly, but the kid was obviously just gluten intolerant
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five stupid things people do when they're broke. Some days, you probably managed all five
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(8)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
University releases app to calculate your BAC based on exact number and types of drinks you've had, because drunk students have no problems remembering that information
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(44)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us to open at 5:00 PM on Thanksgiving day so you can go buy stuff for your kids instead of spending a holiday with them
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(134)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Police pepper spray students during demonstration. Which makes sense when it's college students protesting, not so much when it's kindergarteners
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yale endowment grows. Female students hope to get a piece of that package
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama decided to bypass all that messy ambassador stuff and transparency and became pen pals with Iran's Khameini
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dictators, palaces, ebola, student debt and buying a better sports team. Oh my
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(14)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
TV ad for pizza rolls called "disturbing in the best possible way - It's a little bit like a nightmare in which the creepiest characters from Pee Wee Herman's Adventure and American Horror Story commandeer your brain"
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(26)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Stuff that you didn't know your microwave can do. Get the ebola out of that dirty sponge
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a cat, you have one job in the house, kill stuff, especially spiders. Now lets see Kitteh vs Spideew
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(21)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
This is why blueberries are so awesome and why you need to stuff your face with them. Stay tuned for tomorrow's article where we discuss why blueberries are the devil and Ebola quarantine suits are required
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Wed November 05, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The least offensive thing about these tweets is the mental image of Artie Lange masturbating
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Major study finds no link between movie, video game violence and societal violence, so let us never talk of these things again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds it's cheaper to fly to the US and buy an iMac than pay the inflated prices UK stores are charging
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Texas teacher and part-time peace officer attacks school bullying problem by telling students that shooters are roaming the halls to hunt and kill bullies first. "If y'all have ever bullied somebody else, you're going to be the first ones to go"
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Tue November 04, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Clowns to the left, jokers to the right. Here we are, stuck in the morass again. 2014 MidTerm Election Thread continued
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Wormholes may be the stuff of science fiction for now, but here's real, physical hope for the future
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Not News: Teacher takes eleven students on a field trip. Fark: In her Honda Accord
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
The 13 funniest mugshots of people in costume is actually 12, plus an infamous huffer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New United Nations study says humans must stop using fossil fuels by the year 2100, which is great news for all of us reading this because none of us will live that long so we don't have to worry about it
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Mon November 03, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Good ways a school board can spend $157,000: 1) Hire more teachers, 2) A shiatload of chalk 3) New computers. Bad ways: 1) Hiring an ex-FBI agent to monitor the social media activity of students to find reasons to expel the black ones
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(The World's Best Ever)
 
 
 
Shoe collectors step back in time when they find a fully stocked Adidas shop in Buenos Aires that hasn't been disturbed since the 1970s
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Student loses his mind, sends school-wide email over stolen apple
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As with every other election day, CNN is asking the usual stupid question: "Should Americans be forced to vote?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Every physics student knows that a bowling ball and a feather will fall at the same speed in a vacuum. But where can you find a vacuum chamber big enough to test this? At NASA, of course
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
School of Mines students rescued in the high mountains. Now there's a shocker
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(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Research Institute of Obvious Studies comes a report that the majority of Americans like their guns. And they do NOT like anyone getting in between them and their guns, especially politicians
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Viral outbreaks will never be stopped because of human stupidity
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
48% of the nation's top colleges have tanning beds on campus. The other 52% figure their students will get tans the old fashioned way, by running around drunk and naked in Florida during spring break
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
The single greatest photo ever made of a scientist at work -- that star-gazing stud, Hubble, at one with the universe in 1937
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says genetics are the main thing that determines a child's IQ, so you can throw all that Baby Einstein crap away
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(Pick You Up At Eight)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers hit the streets today to catcall and sexually harass approximately 50,000 marathoners, who really should be smiling, the stuck-up biatches
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman movie may be set in the 1920s. WB/DC already polishing up their excuses on how films with female lead characters just don't draw at the box office, even though their own stupidity will be to blame for the movie's failure
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If your ex-boyfriend sleeps with a gun, you might want to make sure he's perfectly aware you're coming by to pick up your stuff
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(Today)
 
 
 
Professors mock "Sexy Ph.D" costume on Amazon, also say the model's patellas are like an acute angle
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