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Headlines matching 'Stolen'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Tribune) Cool More than $500,000 rare jewels stolen in a jewelry store heist. It involved burrowing through a wall, disabling alarms, and breaking into a safe. Sort of like Ocean's Eleven but without Julia Roberts  (chicagotribune.com) (23)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC Bay Area) Spiffy You may get arrested if you tell the police your 6 lbs of marijuana has been stolen. Or, the cops may catch the burglars and allow you to sue for the value of the weed  (nbcbayarea.com) (61)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Brooklyn Paper) Strange Lost: One lightsaber stolen from Jedi in a Brooklyn bar known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Suspect is bearded, may have the death sentence on twelve systems  (brooklynpaper.com) (31)


Thu February 02, 2012
(SeattlePI) Dumbass Woman caught after high speed chase through Seattle in stolen cherry picker tells cops it was always on her bucket list  (seattlepi.com) (11)


Fri January 27, 2012
(LA Times) Followup John Travolta's stolen classic Mercedes discovered in pieces. Police call it an absolute wreck, needing body work and complete restoration ... but enough about Travolta's career  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (18)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Reuters) Ironic Want to make money off a stolen iPhone? Try Apple customer service  (reuters.com) (29)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Criminal mastermind uses stolen welfare benefits card to purchase $64 worth of soda to get almost $11 in return from the automated can-recycling machine, which she also broke  (itemlive.com) (63)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Cupcake) Silly Subby is crazy about cupcakes, so post your favorite cupcake recipes. P.S. Please, please green this because if not, this will be my 47th straight rejected link. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐(stolen from funny Farker)  (jackiefo.blogspot.com) (58)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Metro) Cool Software engineer, whose iPad was stolen uses iCloud to track down the device from the pictures taken by the thief  (metro.co.uk) (49)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Herald-Leader) Cool Some governments use a police chopper to assist officers on the ground chasing a stolen car. The Dutch use F-16s  (kentucky.com) (71)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Two middle-schoolers use stolen passwords to erase class information and send out "poorly written pornographic e-mails." There were some subject-object problems and they did it Chicago style instead of MLA  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Yes, I will assault the police with a stolen stuffed monkey  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (37)


Sun January 08, 2012
(SFGate) Asinine We never say, "Your iPhone is stolen", and we never say, "This iPhone was reported stolen", we say, "Welcome to AT&TMobile"  (articles.sfgate.com) (99)
(Huffington Post) Fail Symantec hacked, source code stolen, sleep tight everyone  (huffingtonpost.com) (165)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Giant boot stolen from display. Police on the lookout for an old lady who has so many kids she doesn't know what to do  (lfpress.com) (26)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Lex18.com) Dumbass When you're already wanted for trying to run over a cop in a stolen truck, don't steal another car and leave behind a third car full of stolen goods (Fark: the second stolen car was my mom's -Mike)  (lex18.com) (30)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Anonymous hacked Stratfor using account Information stolen from porn sites -- expert says If you're going to sign up for a porn site, use a throwaway email account like everybody else  (nextgov.com) (34)


Fri December 23, 2011
(WLSAM) Weird Craiglist thieves use Craigslist to sell Craigslist items stolen from Craigslist meetings. Craigslist  (wlsam.com) (38)
(Philly.com) Strange Man awarded $4 million for overdosing on drugs stolen from a pharmacy. Is this a great country, or what?  (philly.com) (155)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Click Orlando) Florida Christmas decorations stolen. Suspect reported to have green complexion and a heart two times too small  (clickorlando.com) (12)


Tue December 20, 2011
(UPI) Strange F104 Starfighter stolen from Dutch museum. Officials suspect thieves may have been after the rudder  (upi.com) (109)


Fri December 16, 2011
(WISHTV) Dumbass Semi truck of Blackberry Playbooks stolen. Police thought about looking for suspects, but figure they'll all be returned once it's realized they don't work  (wishtv.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Asinine Mrs. Claus is fired from the mall for A) Hitting the kids? B) Seducing the kids? C) Having her car stolen from the mall parking lot and telling the press thereby creating negative publicity for the mall?  (lcsun-news.com) (36)


Thu December 15, 2011
(My Fox DC) Amusing Residents want stolen baby Jesus returned, say, "You want to take him for a little joy ride, that's fine. Just make sure he's back for Christmas"  (myfoxdc.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Strange "Attention all units. Be on the lookout for a large truck stolen from 122nd Street. It's 75 feet long, 12 feet wide, 14 feet tall and has a PC300 Track Excavator on the back. So far no one has seen it"  (floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com) (35)
(WWL) Dumbass If you suspect a neighborhood kid of stealing from your vehicle, a sure-fire way of getting the cops' interest is to chase the kid into his own home, kick down the front door, and then wave around a stolen shotgun at everyone  (wwl.com) (19)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The Consumerist) Ironic Stolen credit card used to buy credit protection from TransUnion  (consumerist.com) (28)


Mon December 12, 2011
(SFGate) Strange 50 tons of corn stolen from moving train. Police to charge culprits with theft, stalking  (sfgate.com) (29)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Quad City Times) Dumbass Man shoplifts a coat from Wal-Mart, returns a couple of days later wearing the stolen coat and tries to steal a TV  (qctimes.com) (32)


Thu December 08, 2011
(News.com.au) Sad Priceless stage props and memorobilia from classic 60's TV show have been lost or stolen over the years  (news.com.au) (44)


Mon December 05, 2011
(KPGM) Strange County forced to spend $1200 on new light bulbs for holiday star on roof of courthouse after they're all stolen... by starlings  (bartlesvilleradio.com) (28)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad $20,000 of donated toys stolen from childrens hospital. Suspect described as 4'6 green male with a heart 2 sizes too small, last seen sitting in the window seat on the train to hell  (abc15.com) (24)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Morning Call) Weird Scallops stolen in burglary. Goddamn clamcakes still unaccounted for  (mcall.com) (24)
(TMZ) Interesting It looks like major weight loss is yet another thing Carlos Mencia has stolen from George Lopez  (tmz.com) (50)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Stolen in 2000, recovered last April, this copy of Action Comics #1 is now up for auction. There goes my comic book budget for the next 3000 years  (bleedingcool.com) (6)


Thu November 24, 2011
(10tv) Strange Prosecutor: Defendant, can you tell me why all the stolen goods were in your basement. Defendant: The ghost did it. Everyone: LOL. Defendant: Seriously, the ghost did it. Jury: :(  (10tv.com) (32)


Fri November 18, 2011
(times sun) Dumbass Good citizenship: Arriving promptly at court to answer your summons. Bad citizenship: In a stolen car  (timesunion.com) (9)


Mon November 14, 2011
(JSOnline) Sad Owl stolen from rehab center. Who? Dakata. Who? Thieves did it. Who? I don't know who did it. Who? STOP IT ALREADY Hoo  (jsonline.com) (34)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Roanoke Times) Dumbass Not news: Salem High School marching band flawlessly executes halftime show with artistry and precision. Fark: with an escaped, mostly-nekkid Noid of some kind running amuck among them carrying a stolen flag  (roanoke.com) (46)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Using a stolen credit card to send money to your jailed boyfriend is a great way to be reunited. (w/ 'You've never been that drunk in your life' mugshot)  (5newsonline.com) (122)


Wed October 26, 2011
(CBC) Dumbass Woman demanding rules for online classified ads after her mother's $400 purse (overflowing with money, jewelry and passport) stolen from unlocked home and posted online for $50  (cbc.ca) (59)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida When do you know it's time to switch from huffing Ultra-Duster to a lighter inhalant: The stolen '90 Camry? The police lights in its rearview? The feces?  (naplesnews.com) (25)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Sky.com) Interesting Cheese Is the most stolen food on Earth. In a related story, liver thefts remained constant at zero percent  (news.sky.com) (30)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Old and busted: Selling stolen copper wire to scrap yards for drug money. New hotness: Selling stolen copper wire directly to your dealer for drugs  (610wiod.com) (20)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some cop caller) Dumbass Protip: If your cocaine and pot get stolen, the police are not there to help you  (wtsp.com) (10)
(Fox News) Hero Supreme Court agrees to review Stolen Valor Act, raising the hopes of decorated marine core soldiers such as myself who have for so long had to suffer the fakes and posers around us with little recourse. Sempur Fie  (foxnews.com) (322)
(Politico) Obvious President Obama's teleprompter briefly stolen. Obama speechless  (politico.com) (345)


Mon October 17, 2011
(TC Palm) Florida Man who ate stolen ice cream sandwich pulled from pants complains the cops who arrested him lacked "Good Humor"  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (20)


Fri October 14, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Friday Fun Photo Match Game: Match mugshot to item stolen (ham, thong underwear, breast enlargement inserts, python cowboy boots, or 5-Hour Energy)  (thesmokinggun.com) (15)

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