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237 headlines found matching 'Sting'
Fri June 23, 2017
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's ill-conceived bluff about tapes will have a lasting damage on the remaining months of his presidency
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Some Flower Child)
 
 
 
Pro tip - Wait for the LSD to wear off before listing your house for sale
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle has a cunning plan to stop the federal government from stripping health insurance coverage for preexisting medical conditions: he's going to let the states do it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian sex researcher is busting myths about women's sexuality, claims hetero women are in fact aroused by viewing images of naked women or non-consensual intercourse. "We need to do the science to understand how women's sexuality is unique"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Switzerland to allow in-vitro embryo testing with genetic testing tools. Baby Swiss cheese wheel testing still to be performed with small wood hammer
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump "wants heart" in GOP's secret health bill. Coming up next: GOP presents ACA repeal bill wrapped around the freshly cut out heart of a low-income single mom with a preexisting condition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's interesting how the people who define themselves by one fundamental American right, the right to bear arms, show that once race is involved, the only right that they believe in is their right to remain silent
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. testing "noticeably salty" Country Gravy Biscuit Sandwich featuring sausage, egg, bacon, country gravy, and eggs on buttery biscuit
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
On a lighter note, here's an interesting comparison between the National Geographic level photography from the Obama administration and whatever Trump staffers can grab with their phones
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you like wine more when sampling it in a tasting room while on vacation far from the responsibilities of your family and career than when you drink it straight from the bottle on a Tuesday night after the kids have all gone to sleep
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Strange preemptive statement from DOJ about not trusting anonymous sources from supposed foreign intel causes the internet theorists to believe that we have the Pee Pee tape forthcoming soon
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel is not harvesting the blood of the young to prolong his life, says owner of business that harvests the blood of the young to prolong life
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Most Interesting Man in the World' who lost his gig drinking beer, goes through rough times and falls for the hard stuff
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Tue June 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland PM pulls the plug on idea of coalition with a political party whose leader was recently convicted of shiatposting
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump "considering possibly terminating" Special Counsel Robert Mueller according to NewsMax CEO. Popcorn futures soar to new records as "DO IT" meme posting goes off the charts
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Sun June 11, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Roadside drug-testing devices may not work well in cold conditions. Canadians don't see that as a problem
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Bubba's fueled by bacon and all the announcers are racing so there's no one around to make the race interesting as the NASCAR Eddie Munster Cup Series heads to Pennsylvania as Axalta Presents the Pocono 400, 2 PM ET on FS1
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To get the most out of a tasting room experience be sure to do your research ahead of time, avoid wearing cologne or perfume, and for the love of God don't be a cheapskate and buy something
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Fri June 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete a perfect postseason? Or will the Cavaliers win and try to make this series interesting? Will anybody not named LeBron James step up for Cleveland? It is your NBA Finals Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9 pm ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sirius XM investing in Pandora to the tune of $480 million
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do merging black holes emit light? Or gravitational waves only? There's interesting evidence... but is it right?
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
You might not want to claim an abandoned couch on the side of the freeway. It may be nesting thousands of bees
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Aztecs carried out ritual sacrifices as part of their tennis matches. I suppose that's one way to make it more interesting
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina tells Trump "it's time to stop posting"
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot "has done nothing to avoid controversy" by posting a prayer for peace in Israel on Facebook. Because playing Wonder Woman means she's obligated to be pro-Hamas, I guess
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Wall Street Journal finally shuts down Google backdoor that allowed non-paying randoms to read WSJ articles for free, it cries "discrimination" now that Google is not listing their articles high up in search results
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn walks back on his calls for Theresa May's resignation. That man just can't see anything through
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's claims were so false, his pants bursting into flames actually contributed a tenth of a degree increase in global temperature
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
In the near future doctors will be able to screen for cancer with a blood test, so you will know years sooner about your pre-existing condition
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Consult a physician for an erection lasting more than two days - especially if it's hourglass-shaped, dude
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Nearly six months into the Trump administration and Republican lawmakers keep insisting that a signature GOP legislative achievement is just around the corner. "We just need to work harder"
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It's costing us millions a month for her and Barron to ignore Papaya Pol Pot, AND for her to be getting her pipes cleaned by some scruffy dude downstairs"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most interesting man in the world lived up to his moniker
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Stop what you're doing and look at the shoes Hillary Clinton wore for Memorial Day". With many close-up photos of a completely uninteresting pair of comfy shoes
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
World leaders are mocking Trump by posting their own orb photo. I am so tired of all this winning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How to cook a gator, self-medicating Bill Cosby, and a lasting peach: these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
The .GIF image format is now 30 years old. This calls for some epic shiatposting (warning: this thread may kill your processor)
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver observes that LeBron has trashed his forecasting system that didn't like Cavs' playoff chances, searches for reasons system failed. He has practice in doing this, you can tell
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Trudeau and Macron's bromance is creating a quite a stir. Subby is posting this while his wife is in her bunk
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Police advise citizens not to jump on the hood of their car should someone try to steal it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer catches young girl stealing shoes for her 5 year old sister, but instead of arresting her he organizes donations for her impoverished family. Tag is for the officer
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Under Trumpcare, having a high fever once again can be considered a pre-existing condition
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Add *helium* to the list of natural resources that's scarce, that we're wasting, and that nobody cares about
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE agents, apparently not content with merely deporting immigrants, now taunt them at their place of employment by eating the food they prepare, then arresting them before leaving the restaurant
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you spot a bizarre blue pink sea creature that looks like a balloon washed up on the beach, just leave it alone
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Mon May 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine
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Sat May 20, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"My shirt is fine." "That's a suspension and an arresting--" *ring ring* "Okay, a suspension, and no graduation ceremony"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All set for World Whisky Day today? Here's 7 new and interesting whiskies to add to your basement bar
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Utility company to school: Smells like a gas leak, so evacuate the kids. School to utility company: But there's testing going on. Utility: DID WE STUTTER? School: Sheesh. Don't rush us, okay?
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(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Area man notices that the news copter is broadcasting him live and busts out some ultimate white dad dance moves
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
10+ My Little Pony fan artists are hosting a charity livestream event tomorrow to help a fellow artist who recently had his car - and most of his possessions - stolen. (LGT to event details, ways to participate/donate)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops in bus station: Get out of that seat. Old lady: Can I have my cane, so I can stand? Cops: After you get up. Old lady: I can't stand without my cane. Cops: STOP RESISTING ME
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drogon the ant, pink bush crickets, and a freshwater stingray aren't the latest superhero movie cadre or even hipster bands. They're on this year's Top 10 list of new species
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what researchers are calling "The Charlie Sheen effect", sales of HIV testing kits nearly doubled after the actor announced he was HIV+ , though that may have been attributable just to former partners of his getting themselves checked out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All that nuclear testing in the Cold War may have f*cked up space, and not in the good way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Genetic testing will result in everyone having a pre-existing condition
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
6 million with pre-existing conditions could get stuck with special Freedom Premium pricing if the new GOP health care plan go through
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Like the rest of the world, Miley Cyrus cringes like a wrecking baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall at her most unfathomably disgusting video
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, there are indeed some IKEA pieces worth thousands of dollars to collectors, but probably not the coffee table you're currently resting your beer on
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Tue May 16, 2017
(ESPN MediaZone)
 
 
 
ESPN's new daily lineup to feature more yelling and resisting
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's inspector general is conducting a review of the incredibly secretive B-21 bomber program to try to answer such questions as IS there actually such a plane or are we spending $80 billion to paint "1"'s on all our existing B-2's
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toshiba reports record $8.4 billion yearly loss after Westinghouse nuclear division causes major earnings meltdown
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Drunk tries to break into an apartment building, but fails. Being a good Canadian, he sent the tenant "a six pack of 'average tasting' apology beer." Bob and Doug nod in agreement, eh?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
What does it take to get $170K in stolen bees back? A sting, duh
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy's back as Repugnant Spice and hosting this week's Saturday Night Live with musical guest HAIM (Corey?), Live from New York across all timezones at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
Weeners
 
China gave its new aircraft carrier an interesting name
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Meet the mysterious upstairs tenant in that creepy house-for-sale listing
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After posting record sales and profits, Square Enix garrotes IO Interactive and leaves them in a dumpster in an alley
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Bow-Wow explains fan outing him for posting stolen image of a private jet while flying coach on Instagram merely played into his 'scientific method' to obtain women, money & "the biggest show on WE-TV"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dutch may have found something, um, interesting: A paper trail leading directly to Trump money laundering in the Netherlands and his connections to the Russians
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
EA puts the Mass Effect series on ice, begins harvesting Bioware for spare organs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canadian girlfriends, domestic citrus, and NFL drug testing. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-30 to Sat 2017-05-06
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yelling questions at Tom Price (HHS Secretary) - You bet that's an arresting development
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
As if seeing Hank Azaria's hilarious piss-take on sports broadcasting isn't enough reason to watch IFC's Brockmire (Wednesdays at 10pm EDT), this week's episode sees him take the piss out of Joe Buck. Piss
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 25 worst tasting beers in 'Murica. List is definitive, no room for debate. Book it. Done
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump "associate" Anthony Scaramucci says journalists are "nosy" and "throw the eggs," before suggesting they should "sleep with the fishes"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After long weekend batting scores of rabid dingoes, koalas, and stingrays, Austrian judge returns to appeals court, rules that Facebook must delete all troll posts and hate speech across worldwide platform
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real way to "scare" a member of Congress is not protesting
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The listing calls it a charming brick bungalow on a quiet street close to schools, parks AND FULL OF CLOWNS - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Mon May 08, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officer arrested in drug sting. To be fair, they can't plant them if they don't get them from somewhere
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie signed a new law trying to make it harder to get opioids; however, said law just made the crisis even worse
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Two games tonight, BOTH elimination games. Penguins/Capitals @ 7:30pm ET - Will Ovie go golfing, will Sidney remember where the rink is? Late game once Andy sobers up a bit, it's the Buffalo Bisons against the Chicago Stags so it could be interesting
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Top House Republican: Down's Syndrome is not a pre-existing condition
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
US Presidential polls were within the expected margin of error for Trump to win. French Presidential polls are within the expected margin of error of forecasting the weather two months from now
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
House Republicans: "Nobody would dare seek a waiver from their essential health insurance benefits or pre-existing condition requirements." WI Governor Scott Walker: "Challenge accepted"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Your genes are now a preexisting condition
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bonilla explains that unbelievable NY Mets contract that still pays him $1.19 million every July 1 until 2035. Credit goes to his agent. Blame goes to the Mets investing with Bernie Madoff
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Anyone have a spare $56 million? You can buy Sting's Central Park West duplex. In other news, the AC on your 440-sq ft 1-bedroom basement apartment that you pay WAY too much for just went out...again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nonsensical pitcher ejection on a 76 mph hanging curve caps off Red Sox-Orioles dispute.This series just keeps getting more and more interesting for all the wrong reasons
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People making less and less; cars costing more and more - how could this not blow up in our faces?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utter) returns to DC to vote for Trumpcare, to allow states to opt out of pre-existing condition coverage, after foot surgery on 12-year-old pre-existing condition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After being thrown at AGAIN, Manny Machado completely goes off on profanity-laden tirade, blasting Red Sox organization, saying he has no respect for anyone in it
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, at least now that Hillary lost we won't be wasting tax dollars on any more inv-- OH WHAT THE FARK it's more Benghazi hearings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nominee for Secretary of the Army thinks evolution is like a rusting lawn mower
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie vetoes a bill requiring politicians to release tax returns that was inspired by Trump, but there's no conflict of interest. Why do you keep saying that Trump has any conflicts of interest?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Protests, in Seattle: "Screw you for voting for Trump" "Screw you for voting for . . . hey, man, is that weed?" "Hell, yeah, bro, pass it around." *puff* "What were protesting, again?" *puff* "Dunno. Eh, screw it"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans makes Mardis Gras slightly more interesting
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People want to know the story behind the man with a vacant stare riding the bus with a 30 gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting. Subby wants to know his Fark handle
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Sat April 29, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
The bad news about arresting zombie chicks is they can do life sentences standing on their heads
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian beauties are being urged to rack up support for Vladimir Putin by busting out revealing shirts emblazoned with his image. Think of it as his war chest (Possibly not safe for work)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Two Maine breweries will no longer allow dogs in their tasting rooms. Shirt and shoes still optional
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
A Russian warship is sinking after being hit by a freighter carrying livestock off Turkey. So at least kids will have an interesting answer to the question "how did World War III start?" in 20 years' time
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers fight to preserve Obamacare pre-existing condition protections...for themselves. You? Enjoy your complimentary Ziploc coffin
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone
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Tue April 25, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
Want a 360° video rig consisting of 17 separate 4K cameras, but don't have the $17k to shell out? Today might be your lucky day... if you can convince Google that you are one of a hundred filmmakers deemed worthy of receiving a free one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People who pick their noses and eat their boogers are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies... so feel free to go for it, you disgusting heathens
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The road to Hell is paved with means-testing. Meanwhile, the road to Heaven is covered with single-payer health care, tuition-free college, and puppies for all
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO Reed Hastings made $23.2 million in 2016
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Professional gaming set to pass baseball and basketball in popularity. New PED testing to check for Mountain Dew and M&Ms
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Giving away free joints at a pot giveaway? Nope, that's not an arresting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy Record Store Day, everyone. Share your rare finds and successes as well as misses here
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drones may be best hope for reducing risk of shark attack. They might also provide pics of your demise, so be sure to do something interesting if you're attacked
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Giving away free joints at a pot giveaway? Yep, that's an arresting
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Fri April 21, 2017
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
This is why you don't watch porn while emailing out class assignments and copy/pasting links from your browser, Professor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet the right-wing "shiatposting" tech bro that gave Trump $100,000 for his inauguration
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The marketing blitz surrounding Deadpool 2 continues as Josh Brolin starts trolling Ryan Reynolds about his casting as Cable through various social media
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a picture of former National Security Advisor Flynn having dinner with Vladimir Putin, Russian intelligence and business figures, and *dramatic sting*...Jill Stein
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Console gamers love the PS4 because they get cozy warm, have their ventilation grates at the bottom, and tend to be in dark corners which makes them perfect nesting grounds. Excuse me, did I say "gamers"? I meant cockroaches
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas didn't think its cunning plan through as bill that forbids cities from creating a protected class would nullify existing ordinances protecting LGBT people, veterans, the elderly, and pregnant women
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
When installing a new LED screen for advertising on the platform of a a metro station, it really, really, really, really helps to setup a wi-fi password, even if you're still in the testing phase after install
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's different on the streets," says Georgia cop explaining how "resisting arrest" listed in his official police report is the same as "unprovoked punching of an unarmed suspect with hands above his head" shown on a witness cellphone video
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Thu April 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump blasts FBI's Comey for not arresting Hillary. "She's guilty of EVERY charge" In Trump World, Projection ain't the only Queen in Egypt, ya no
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers seek to reduce backlog in rape kit testing by asking motorists to donate at the DMV
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Wed April 12, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri casting new Food Network series where fans and Fieri-wannabe chefs pitch their new food road show idea to Guy and friends - essentially Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives TNG. "This is gunna be the most outta bounds adventure yet"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Latest Poll shows Chris Christie (R) now officially the most unpopular governor in America. We should celebrate that by suggesting to rename Fort Lee's George Washington Bridge into Chris Christie Bridge
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Anti-gay pastor who said Orlando shooting victims "got what they deserved" convicted of molesting boys
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but when it comes to things like preexisting conditions, guarantee issue and medical underwriting, House Republican leadership is now supporting Obamacare. MA WE NEED THE FAINTING GOATS
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Great, now they're going to be harvesting the blood of tourists
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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Fri April 07, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Your kids would have a lot more fun playing by themselves if you weren't always hovering, giving too many warnings, and insisting on using household items for their intended purpose
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently never having seen Game of Thrones, the St. Louis Cardinals are hosting a GoT night. If you hear the pipe organ playing The Rains of Castamere, you may want to run
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you are a prospect for a major league baseball team, please refrain from posting videos of yourself snorting cocaine online
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
New York approves testing for self-driving cars, wants to see if autonomous vehicles will figure out how to flip the bird at, cut off, and shoot at other drivers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent on Pence's detail caught meeting hooker. Oh mother
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
"Golden shiners at center of bait debate" Not QUITE as interesting as it appears at first glance
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
As long as all of their sandwiches are now dipped in frosting, I'm good
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. Stanley McChrystal calls picking military spending over PBS 'a false choice.' He also argues that public broadcasting makes our nation smarter, stronger and, yes, safer, perhaps unaware that this is exactly why the GOP oppose it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Little Marco finds his spine once more and blames Secretary of State Tillerson's comments suggesting that Assad could remain in power for the devastating chemical attack by his regime
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Matchday 31 concludes with a London derby, Spurs at Swansea, Hull & Boro, and Palace at Southampton, all at 2:45. Headlining matches at 3 are Liverpool hosting Bournemouth and City at Chelsea. This is your EPL Discussion thread
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
ESPN issues new stringent guidelines for their on-air talent regarding political discussion while broadcasting as well as in the office. Because politics have never crossed into sports before
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Trump budget slashes EPA emissions and gas mileage testing budget by 99 percent. Time to buy some VW stock
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf thriller 'Man Down' sells only one ticket at U.K. box office, grossing just $8.70. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out mushrooms can be very effective at boosting physical stamina, fighting cancer, and rocket-propelling you down a technicolor river infused with the blood of giant emus swirling around a vortex of infinite cosmic chattering Aztec owls
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers taking steps to legalize fantasy sports. Excellent, all my years of practicing wombat jousting are finally going to pay off
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Brian Johnson is doing now that he's 'retired' from AC/DC? Me neither, but it's pretty darn cool anyway
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trusting Donald Trump is like putting your faith in a human IED." But at least the IED will kill you whereas Trump would have you commit treason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alarming photographs of a pure white nut-muncher have emerged from Hastings UK
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have Chinese food stuck to his teeth? Will there be a surprise announcement to throw the media off Russiagate? Will April Ryan piss him off again for merely existing? THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2:30 start time)
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
When running for the school board you should probably refrain from posting ultra-conservative and racist posts on your Facebook account
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since it worked so magnificently for unemployment benefits, Scott Walker proposes drug testing Medicaid recipients
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Sun April 02, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
US arresting Russian hackers all over the globe. Fark.com traffic expected to crash
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, the show that brought you Bill Nye & Joel McHale was Almost Cancelled for broadcasting that Seattle's Space Needle had collapsed. To be fair, the WTC & Murrah Federal Buildings were still around
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
So I wanted in and I created a name, started posting on the Fark, where to start my game? All these greats around, would I find my place? To play my part, drinkin' Heinekens and IPAs. (...they brought the lulz, and I'm still glad they ponified me.)
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Fri March 31, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Indonesia's Christian leader has started arresting Muslims
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Las Vegas' bid for hosting NCAA championship put on hold because of city's gambling. Apparently no one has told the NCAA about the $10.4 billion illegally bet just on March Madness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three college students arrested for an $8,000 prostitution deal after police carry out undercover sting operation at a hotel. At least it was a memorable spring break
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Every robot will cost six humans their jobs. Mostly because robots work a full eight hours without stopping for coffee breaks, checking online dating sites and posting on Facebook
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite way to present seafood when you're trying to impress? Show us the good stuff, don't be stingy and shellfish
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The future of the internet will be decided by how we deal with Trolls. Interesting article about trolling to the left, Drew to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 35 years of co-hosting Wheel of Fortune, Vanna White's only regret was posing for PLA_BO_ (Not safe for work images in article)
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Wed March 29, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
82-year-old Bud Selig to throw out the first pitch at the Brewers opening game. PED testing standing by just in case he manages to throw the ball all the way to home plate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news: craft brewery numbers are up. Bad news: some have 'tasting room ambassadors' instead of bartenders
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten years after buying the company for $10 billion, Toshiba executives announce they are putting Westinghouse into bankruptcy and removing it from the company's financial statements. Seems nobody wants nuclear power plants anymore
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Tue March 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeremy Roenick is pissed at the NYPD and DMV for arresting him on an old traffic beef and dumping him in a room full of cokeheads that wasn't an NHL locker room
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Romney 3.0 may run for governor of Utah once beta testing is done
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How do you make college softball interesting? By having a coach and a player tussle with each other after a game
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The story of the only food Nebraska can ever truly say it created: the disgusting, cabbage-filled nightmare known as The Runza
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
A young scientist who may completely eclipse Darwin, has some interesting theories about what constitutes something being alive
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In this era of nothing-to-see-here, isn't it nice to know we used to treat kids as spies for requesting airplane pictures?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your phone, your remote, and even your reusable grocery bags are full of disgusting germs. Basically, you're gross and you should feel bad
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
We're going to vote today to throw 24 million Americans off healthcare. Why don't we just go ahead and arrest 54 disabled people in wheelchairs protesting while we're at it? That ought to generate some favorable press
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's weekly visits and wasting of taxpayer funds, West Palm Beach has become the newest center of power and money
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Wed March 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you call a Russian lawyer injured in a freak bathtub hoisting accident?
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Let's celebrate Yahoo's long life as Internet pioneer by remembering its longest-lasting contribution to society
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Caption these feasting guinea pigs
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Operation March Sadness nets thirty-eight prostitutes, fifty-one johns, fourteen pimps and one award for 'the worst name for a prostitution sting ever'
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Mon March 20, 2017
(TV3 (Ireland))
 
 
 
Roses are red / violets are skeptical
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mom changing to Dad at the same time as son changes to daughter. The next family reunion is sure going to be interesting
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jeff Van Gundy: Resting the Cavaliers' big 3 in a nationally televised game should be "a prosecutable offense". NBA league office: We agree
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Sun March 19, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton devotes her life to assisting American refugees
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Tired of playing Civ 6 and need something new to waste time. Not a FPS kind of gamer, but like to explore and do interesting things. So...is No Man's Sky worth buying? Or is there something better?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson is cutting meetings short due to fatigue. Who knew that all that winning could be so exhausting?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mulvaney: "We can't ask a coal miner to pay for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting." This story brought to you by the letters 'W,' 'T' and 'F'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McDonald's Corporate Twitter account calls Trump "a disgusting excuse of a President." Wow, guess they are still really bitter about that whole "bucket of KFC chicken" photo op during the campaign
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jonathan Lipnicki talks about times being bullied after Jerry McGuire. However, now everything's great and he's managed to become normal until his arrival at Fark (dramatic sting)
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
How Jim Varney turned an advertising character into a lasting American icon
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Existing While Black" is now punishable by court-ordered homelessness
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Tue March 14, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
I categorically deny posting that tweet that is on the giant screen behind me
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Sun March 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Israel is the big surprise at the World Baseball Classic. Consisting mostly of U.S. ex-pats, team has upset three other teams in series. Israel has only one baseball field so it's no surprise that their entry was supposed to suck
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Finally, it's official: The 10 Worst-Tasting Beers in America. Yes, they're the cheap ones
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Sat March 11, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Why does this keep on happening to me?
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Shocking everyone who associated them with authenticity, Metallica collaborates with Urban Outfitters to hawk Metallica fashion collection consisting of five short-sleeve T-shirts, one long-sleeve T-shirt, a pullover hoodie and a beanie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In what is surely pure coincidence, AG Sessions has followed up last week's memo rescinding the federal policy ending the use of private for-profit prisons, with one suggesting he wants prosecutors to again seek maximum sentences for drug offenses
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Megatron busted in under age sex sting. Optimus Prime doing damage control
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hockey announcer calls two men caught on kiss cam "disgusting." At least they weren't high-sticking in the crease
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With their newfound irrelevance since Nov. 8th, Democrats are using their down time to explore new hobbies. For example, Sen. Al Franken is hosting a casserole competition
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC4, the highbrow cousin to BBC1 and BBC2 that evolved into presenting prestige TV dramas from America and Scandinavia as well as "slow TV," has uncertain broadcasting future, may stretch content budget by airing BBC1 and BBC2 reruns
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Tue March 07, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 continues this week, with Napoli facing Real Madrid and Arsenal hosting Bayern on Tuesday, while Dortmund plays Benfica and Barcelona hosts PSG on Wednesday. Coverage begins at 2:30 pm EST on Fox Sports
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
A-10 pilots practice boat busting off of Florida. Someone must have reread "The Hunt for Red October"
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Some Grumpy Cat)
 
 
 
Would anyone be interested in playing some of our favorite games through Fark? I would love to play Poker, Scrabble or whatever with some of you Farkers. How would Fark go about hosting games? Does anyone know? I put this up with Drew's permission
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling has her fifth child. Interestingly, each one of them has a different one of their mother's noses
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Sat March 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to re-build America with American steel." *offer not valid in United States, check local listings for details
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today ICE's crack goon squad made America safer by arresting a man who has lived in this country for more than 20 years, while he was taking his daughter to school, because he had a ten-year old DUI and a busted registration sticker 20 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spend your twilight years wasting away in a Margaritaville-themed retirement home
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Look, resisting is fun and all, but $1,500 a week is barely enough to keep me in pink pussy hats and a complete state of moral indignation. I need a raise. And some PTO dammit
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart mocks globalist WSJ for suggesting it could support Trump if only he got rid of Steve Bannon and Steve Miller
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tells arresting officer in car: "I hope you enjoy cleaning that up." Maybe he meant his face (with mugshot)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"We're protesting injustice for the greater good, man." "You sure about that, hippie?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you chose not to have kids you're unfulfilled, morally bankrupt and disgusting according to those jealous people saddled with kids
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ICE is now arresting any illegal immigrant who speaks in public as part of a "targeted immigration enforcement action"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you noshing at some hipster cafe and concerned that you aren't "in the know" about the latest food trends? This glossary helps you distinguish khachapuri from poké and casually order them with a Turbo G&T - "the new espresso martini"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Posting threats and "homophobic slurs, sexually-graphic language, and references to racial stereotypes" on the public pages of celebrities you disagree with. Idiot: "he did not realize they were viewable by the public"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
99-year-old Nederlander gets handcuffed to fulfill bucket list item. Kinky
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Flying a stylist 7,500 miles to tend to your eyebrows for a brief Oscars appearance: $25,000 and a BUNCH of carbon credits. Everlasting hypocrisy: priceless
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
26 years after the fact, man sues U2 for allegedly copying his song for their song "The Fly." Listen to the two songs in the article and you'll see why a judge is going to say "I find you guilty of wasting my time"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inebriated man falls asleep while taking an 8 mile Uber ride home. Driver takes him on a 5 hour trip costing $550. "I tried to ask the driver but he couldn't really speak English"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Cullinan had spent the night snapping photos of celebrities and posting them on social media, including one of Stone moments before Beatty took the stage." Dude, you had one job
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Mon February 27, 2017
(YOU Today)
 
 
 
If private investors can't justify investing in a football stadium, why does a state legislature still believe it's a good deal for taxpayers?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers, please retire your existing, and now outdated, "insane girlfriend face" meme pictures and upgrade them with nearly any picture from this article. That is all
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can get Trumped, even if your name's Ali
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican state legislators flooding the system with bills that would make protesting illegal, and would lessen charges filed against drivers who drove through protest lines. That's 17 kinds of farked up, right there
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And here we see Israel banning foreign staffers of Human Rights Watch, insisting they are merely tools for Palestinian propaganda
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The leaked GOP Obamacare replacement plan is here, and if you or a loved one has a pre-existing condition and you can't pay for your treatment out of pocket, you should start planning your goodbyes
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Senators pitch last minute attempt to exempt pizza places from posting nutritional value, because right now it's off the chart
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