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Headlines matching 'Standard'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Abc.net.au) Unlikely Female displays non-standard interests. Scientist (male) prescribes a boyfriend and some hot boinking to cure her. Bonus: Pics of said female with pointy knees  (abc.net.au) (7)


Tue May 22, 2012
(C|Net) Interesting Government sets minimum noise standards for hybrid and electric cars based on testing scale from 0 to Ford  (news.cnet.com) (63)


Fri May 18, 2012
(NESN) Interesting MLB suspends Umpire Bob Davidson for "repeated violations of the Office of the Commissioner's standards for situation handling." Paying attention, CB Bucknor?  (nesn.com) (35)


Thu May 17, 2012
(WVUE) Scary "Police search for three armed men in home invasion." STANDARD HANDCUFFS WON'T WORK, PEOPLE  (fox8live.com) (34)
(USA Today) Sick 96 percent of the meals that you can get in any restaurant fail to even get close to meeting USDA standards for nutrition. Uh, maybe we should lower the standards? It works for education  (usatoday.com) (85)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Houston Press) Amusing Teacher fired after rant about Jesus, Mary Magdalene, UFOs and the Apocalypse, none of which was on the standardized test  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (89)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Fark) Spiffy Suits are old and boring. Let's come up with a new standard for work (or everyday) attire. Bonus if it includes a cape or fez  (fark.com) (279)
(Huffington Post) Sick HuffPo slideshow "Stars Who've Kept the Weight Off." Reality: most were healthy by society's standards and are now anorexic, some via a dangerously drug-fueled lifestyle. But, YAY anyway  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Trading standards officers test lamb kebabs in 20 restaurants, they found that none contained just lamb  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)


Wed April 25, 2012
(SF Weekly) Amusing Judge rules that you can't pay someone to masturbate in Utah, a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (104)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Twitchy) Florida Students tweet strategy for acing Florida's standardized FCAT exam: show up high  (twitchy.com) (64)
(The Street) Scary What's fallen more than 50% since 1970? Gas Prices? Home Prices? If you guessed the US Standard of Living, you get a cookie  (thestreet.com) (195)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Hot Air) Interesting You know those "non-partisan" ABC/WaPo polls everyone quotes? Well they add a 7 point Democrat/Liberal cause advantage. Though by MSM standards that's practically right-wing  (hotair.com) (118)


Sun April 08, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Teachers threaten to boycott standardized tests for five year olds  (bbc.co.uk) (71)


Sat March 24, 2012
(The Union Leader) Misc Next in our series "Moustaches and their categories, sets and subsets" we see a typical example of the standard Type 3 Child Pornographer moustache  (unionleader.com) (95)
(The Weekly Standard) Stupid The Weekly Standard notes that Obama used the same metaphor to praise three different allies. Obviously this makes Ernest Hemingway retroactively president, and Obama has to take remedial Creative Writing at community college in Kenya  (weeklystandard.com) (113)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Reuters) Obvious Ben Bernanke says the gold standard would not solve U.S economic problems. Finding a gold mine with $15 trillion in bullion, however, will  (reuters.com) (49)


Wed March 21, 2012
(KATU) Stupid In an attempt to keep up with highly competitive industry standards, United Airlines announces three-day San Francisco to Shanghai route. Better pack a lunch or two  (katu.com) (45)


Mon March 12, 2012
(NYPost) Amusing It only took nine years, but the UK Advertising Standards Agency now forbids store from advertising "Sofa King low prices"  (nypost.com) (64)


Sat March 10, 2012
(The New York Times) PSA In coach, passengers are reduced to scrounging stale peanuts and tiny pretzels out of the seat cushion, while up front, racks of lamb, fine wines, and exquisite desserts are standard fare. Here comes the science of how they do it  (nytimes.com) (118)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Yorkshire Evening Post) Dumbass Fries shortage, Playstation ban, poor standard of hot chocolate. Complaints from your average teenager? Think again. These are moans from prisoners   (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) (76)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious As everyone already suspected, the lamestream drive-by MSM media has a complete double-standard for Rush Limbaugh  (crooksandliars.com) (120)


Wed February 22, 2012
(News.com.au) Followup Under the new International Standard of Weights and Measurements, a one kilogram bag of potatoes will weigh ... one kilogram  (news.com.au) (21)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Telegraph) Strange Facebook nudity/gore standards revealed. Cartoon poo is okay, real poo is right out, ear wax is a no-go, deep flesh wounds are all right long as they're innards-free, and vomit is off limits unless you dust for it  (telegraph.co.uk) (56)


Sun February 19, 2012
(The Raw Story) Fail Even the Westboro Baptist Church apparently has it standards and voluntarily travelling to NJ is beneath them. So they have to resort to photo-shopping their protesters into pictures of Whitney's funeral  (rawstory.com) (100)


Wed February 15, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida There's your standard road rage, and then there's this guy  (tampabay.com) (56)
(My Fox Boston) Dumbass Your fake ID may have worked at the nightclub, but we hear Army research facilities have higher standards  (myfoxboston.com) (19)

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