| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Some Guy) | Drunk man arrested for kissing a police dog in a bar. Yes, he was Australian (rouse-hill-times.whereilive.com.au) | (60) | |
| Hello, 999? Yeah, it's stuck in a metal pipe this time (metro.co.uk) | (166) |
| Atlantic City casino revenues drop 13% from last year. Wanna go double or nothing? (nj.com) | (21) |
| The barrel has been emptied, Broncos Barrel Man dies (denverpost.com) | (24) |
| Stealing £315,000 from your quadruple amputee niece's trust fund to buy vacations and jewelry is no way to save your marriage (dailymail.co.uk) | (74) |