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49 headlines found matching 'Southwest Airlines'
Fri April 28, 2017
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
United Airlines boots a woman from a flight because of her cat allergy when she was seated too close to a cat. Fark: They let the cat stay seated
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Dao settles with United, regrets settling for United in the first place
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
United Airlines to now offer $10,000 to customers who volunteer to give up their seats and take a later flight. Leave the rabbit at home
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman shuts down busy airport parking lot because husband wouldn't answer her calls. Turns out, he was on a flight out of the country
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Police who removed United passenger: Coming right for us, furtive movements, fear for my life, etc
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The hits just keep on coming: In 2016 United Airlines killed more dogs and cats than any other major airline
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Airlines treat you terribly because there's no incentive for them not to"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
College kid tries to troll Southwest Airlines and their response is perfect. Give this round to Southwest
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The numbers have been tallied and $1.3 billion has been forcibly removed from United Airlines' market value
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Guess who was just recently named 2017 "Communicator of the year"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
United, in an effort to improve public relations, has added scorpions to its airplanes
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Tue April 11, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
S**t rolls downhill? The hell you say
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Airlines treat you like garbage because capitalism only works in theory
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to someone who keeps tabs on this shiat, 40,000 passengers were 'bumped' from flights in 2016
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Don't worry, United Airlines is going to investigate themselves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
United's CEO doubles down: "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The criteria used to select the doctor booted from that United flight were not random
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Sat April 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Without even playing a note, musician kicked off flight because his cello was considered a 'safety risk'
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Besides improving the bottom line, outsourcing is a great way to depict your employees as drunks
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Tue April 04, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford free to continue reign of terror and rain of airplane parts, FAA will not discipline him for taxiway landing
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has come out of retirement under a fake name to let us all know that Harrison Ford was distracted when he flew over plane
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Fri March 24, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
America to lose its Virginity by 2019
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Mon March 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, is there a doctor on board? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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Sat March 11, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Logan airport tries new "smash the ice off the planes with a truck" technique. Let's see how that works out for them
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
At least you can eat well while you are secretly experimented on during your delayed flight caused by the alien landings
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
When upset over the cost of the $12 blanket on your Hawaiian airlines flight, it's best not to tell the flight attendant you'd like to "take someone behind the wood shed for this"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For an extra $2.99, Papa John's will get you their crappy pizza even faster
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Tue February 28, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego received 2.34" of rain on Monday, which beats the 2.19" average ... the MONTHLY average
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Wed February 22, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angry, uncooperative, dirty, stingy jerks descend on Pittsburgh, but at least they were probably late
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines now offering a "go fark yourself" fare class
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every commercial flight anywhere ever loses money. Here comes the ROIC
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers so pack your own horse genitals
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Thu February 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet once said that the airline industry was a 'death trap' for investing into, now he buys a large stake in it
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Wed February 15, 2017
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Small aircraft hits deer and... Oh, c'mon... this was literally a Bill Engvall comedy routine
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Tue February 14, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford to air traffic control: "Everything is perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump adds the FAA to the list of regulatory agencies to be sold to the Brawndo Corporation
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
That twinkling background behind Lady Gaga at the Superbowl Halftime wasn't CGI. It was hundreds of synchronized drones
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When it's time to defend the absolutely indefensible, Sean Spicer is your guy: Asked at a press conference about a 5-year old boy handcuffed by CPB agents at Dulles Airport: It would be "misguided" to think kids "don't pose a threat"
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
American Airlines scraps in-flight screens and tells fliers to read a book or something if they're bored
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Mon January 23, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For two and a half hours, United stopped breaking guitars
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Sun January 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think flying is bad when it comes to seating options, it's about to get MUCH worse
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Klay Thompson: "Hi grandpa, I know you are gravely ill so I came to visit you." Grandpa: "Get back to work, kid"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's important to check your rear view mirror when backing up. Got that, United Airlines pilot?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All 227 JetBlue planes flying domestically now have free Wi-Fi. "It's 2017 and our customers expect to be connected everywhere, whether that be from the comfort of their sofa or 35,000 feet above it"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
FAA tests drone defense system to protect against flying robot uprising
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baggage handlers fly free on United
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Sat December 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For the airline rep who had to apologize thousands of times, saying 'sorry' became second nature
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