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Headlines matching 'South Carolina'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)


Tue February 07, 2012
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Amusing What happens when Kentucky fans invade South Carolina during basketball season? One fan documents the experience with pics, vids, and ridiculous commentary  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (44)
(Politico) Silly Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face  (politico.com) (7)


Fri February 03, 2012
(The Morning Call) Scary And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum  (mcall.com) (134)
(Politico) Fail Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com) (108)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney may have won in Florida...but he also lost a few things. Florida truly giveth and taketh away  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (28)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)
(Politico) Amusing Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney  (politico.com) (49)
(Yahoo) Interesting Women abandon Newt for a younger and prettier candidate  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Number Cruncher) Interesting After Tuesday, it will be mathematically impossible for someone else to enter the GOP race and win the 1144 delegates needed for the nomination   (frontloading.blogspot.com) (112)
(The Atlantic) Obvious Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com) (140)
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(SFGate) Interesting Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com) (33)
(Boston.com) Obvious Romney credits change in tactics for Florida surge. And by "tactics" he means "all negative, all the time, flood the airwaves, take no prisoners, outspend everyone by a margin of 7 to 1"  (boston.com) (71)
(Yahoo) Obvious Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist"  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com) (41)


Thu January 26, 2012
(USA Today) Stupid Must one forgive Newt to vote for him? Or if one cannot forgive him, can one not vote for him? If you forgive him, but don't want to vote for him, have you yourself sinned? Can you take back your forgiveness? I'm confused  (usatoday.com) (52)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Salon) Interesting The ugly truth about "school choice" and who's behind it  (salon.com) (314)
(CBS Charlotte) Interesting Three men attempt home invasion robbery with handgun, shotgun and sword, are fought back by homeowner and another resident who introduces them to his little friend. Or as they call it in South Carolina, Tuesday  (charlotte.cbslocal.com) (47)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Salon) Obvious Actually, Newt's not a very good debater  (salon.com) (131)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CBS News) Florida Oh look, it's a day that ends in 'Y'. That must mean there's a GOP debate tonight. (9pm on NBC)  (cbsnews.com) (1075)
(Mediaite) Amusing Governor Chris Christie says Newt Gingrich "has been an embarrassment for the Republican Party." Oh, the Romney campaign's going full scorched earth now, baby  (mediaite.com) (75)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Romney decides it's time for no more mister nice guy and has his butler take his gloves off for him  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Amusing Newt's epic crushing of Mitt Romney, the Republican establishment's anointed candidate, has thrown the normally well-oiled GOP into a full-blown, pant-shiatting panic  (thedailybeast.com) (272)
(Some Guy) Amusing Democrats: making fun of homosexuals is wrong, but it's ok to make fun of those inbred southerners  (chronicle.augusta.com) (513)
(Politico) Followup 10. Start putting your money on Obama in November and keep betting until the house runs out of paper  (politico.com) (87)


Sat January 21, 2012
(CNN) News Newt wins South Carolina. Guess the Mayans were right  (cnn.com) (743)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Slate) Followup This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity  (slatest.slate.com) (138)
(Hot Air) Obvious I just want to thank ABC.. all the networks and cable TV in fact, for helping me validate my conclusion that they are mostly Obama's servile, complacent, undistinguished media (SCUM)  (hotair.com) (105)
(I Heart Chaos) Strange Pretty much admitting he was part of the joke all along, Herman Cain and Stephen Colbert will hold a joint political rally tomorrow in SC. If any of you guys are there and don't take pictures, the terrorists win  (iheartchaos.com) (44)
(Gothamist) Hero Samuel L. Jackson has had it with these money-grubbing superPACs messing with our Monday to Friday elections  (gothamist.com) (18)


Thu January 19, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Another day. Another GOP Presidential Debate. (8pm on CNN)  (cnn.com) (930)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ron Paul balloon snarls S.C. traffic, STILL not the biggest bag of hot air in the race  (wyff4.com) (43)
(CBS South Carolina) News Rick Perry loses Iowa contest, loses New Hampshire contest, and...uh will forget the third contest  (www2.wspa.com) (165)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Out of work. Out of money. Out of health care. But still too proud to take government handouts. Take a look at the real face of the South Carolina voter, but then forget about him because he's not going to vote  (washingtonpost.com) (137)
(CNN) Interesting ABC to air interview with Gingrich's Homewrecker #1/Ex-wife #2  (cnn.com) (107)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Foreign Policy) Dumbass Ron Paul invokes the Millard Fillmore Doctrine  (blog.foreignpolicy.com) (128)
(MSNBC) Obvious Gingrich: "I invested poorly, gave little to charity, and hired a crappy accountant last year"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (56)
(Fox News) Amusing Maximum Trolling² : Herman Cain says he's in on Stephen Colbert's S.C. primary prank, tells detractors to 'lighten up'  (foxnews.com) (41)
(LA Times) Misc Sarah Palin: "If I were in South Carolina, I'd vote for Newt Gingrich." The last time someone from the great white North told SC how to think, they left took the rest of the south with them  (latimes.com) (56)
(CSMonitor) Amusing Colbert is stealing votes from Ron Paul in the all-important "I'm voting for a joke candidate" race  (csmonitor.com) (30)
(ESPN) Cool Kentucky freshmen Anthony Davis breaks the school single season blocks record in only his 19th game. Duke sucks  (sports.espn.go.com) (21)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Time) Interesting Old and tired: WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBAMA, WHAR? New hotness: WHAR TAX RETURNS ROMNEY, WHAR?  (time.com) (246)
(The Raw Story) Hero Just like centuries ago, the only people telling the truth are the court jesters  (rawstory.com) (128)
(CNN) Obvious "I'll name him...Mini-Romney"  (cnn.com) (13)
(Salon) Sad In last night's Republican debate in South Carolina, on Martin Luther King's birthday, Newt Gingrich mocks Juan Williams for being black and having a Spanish first name. *sigh*  (salon.com) (335)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Will Romney take the lead? Will Santorum blast....Ah fark it. We've run out of questions for these headlines. South Carolina GOP debate. 9pm on Fox News. You know the drill  (washingtonpost.com) (907)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Washington Post) NewsFlash Jon Huntsman drops out of GOP race, disappointing his supporter  (washingtonpost.com) (451)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Newt Gingrich's bold new plan? Fire government employees for being "too liberal." Never mind that it would be breaking the law and get classified as discrimination   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (180)
(Buzzfeed) Scary If corporations are people, doesn't that make Mitt Romney a serial killer?  (buzzfeed.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ole Miss players to South Carolina: Challenge accepted  (throwtheflagblog.com) (12)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Mediaite) Amusing Rom-ney (v). 1. to defecate in terror  (mediaite.com) (232)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Uproxx) Followup Upon learning that he's polling at 5% in South Carolina, Stephen Colbert hints that he may join the race for the GOP presidential nomination because why the hell not?  (uproxx.com) (147)
(Politico) Dumbass Old and busted: Constitutional "money as speech" will make Republicans unbeatable. New Hotness: Political donations from dueling billionaires will keep Obama right where he is  (politico.com) (63)
(MSNBC) Stupid Mitt Romney picks up a key endorsement from John Bolton. Wait, this is supposed to be good news for Romney?  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (43)
(CNN) Amusing Gingrich going full Derpcon 1 in South Carolina   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (101)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Hot Air) Obvious Jon Huntsman: "Politics isn't really a humanitarian cause." Well, duh  (hotair.com) (58)
(Arizona Star) Amusing How low is the bar set for Rick Perry? He just impressed locals in South Carolina by recognizing okra. Reporters eagerly standing by to see if he orders a "pop" or "soda"  (azstarnet.com) (133)
(Uproxx) Sad You know it must be a bad crop of GOP presidential candidates if Stephen Colbert is polling at 5% in South Carolina when he's not even running  (uproxx.com) (57)
(UPI) Unlikely Romney, forgetting where he is, urges South Carolina voters to follow the lead of those damn Yankee folks up north  (upi.com) (46)


Tue January 10, 2012
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)
(Gothamist) Interesting 67% of South Carolina voters believe "only people are people," so why should it be that you and I get along so awfully?  (gothamist.com) (80)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Michelle Malkin) Amusing Far left socialist declares that the Republicans are screwed because all their candidates are idiots. Oh wait, it's Michelle Malkin  (michellemalkin.com) (161)
(Politico) Interesting Apparently Fartbongo's death panels and kenyanized medicine have New Hampshire wingnuts all petered out as their battle cry heading into 2012 is a collective "meh"  (politico.com) (91)
(Yahoo) Amusing In order to take the White House back from the dangerous, liberal, radical socialist who has nearly destroyed America, it looks like the GOP has settled on running the guy with nearly identical policies and ideas  (news.yahoo.com) (239)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Stop me if you've heard this one before: Fan makes half-court shot, sponsor doesn't want to pay  (sports.yahoo.com) (40)
(New York Magazine) Silly Meet the newest GOP fringe group, ABR, which stands for Anyone But Romney  (nymag.com) (40)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)


Wed January 04, 2012
(CSMonitor) Followup Rick Perry has assessed that the Iowa voters don't know what they're talking about, stays in the race for some reason  (csmonitor.com) (55)
(Politico) Obvious Ron Paul, deeply ashamed of his third place finish in the Iowa caucus, assures his followers "there's nothing to be ashamed of"  (politico.com) (287)
(MSNBC) Followup Romney comes first, followed by Santorum  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (278)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Politico) Silly Santorum blasts Bill O'Reilly for refusing to put him on the program. O'Reilly expected to cite FCC decency laws strictly prohibiting showing santorum on television  (politico.com) (53)
(WCIV) Amusing Man pays $3000 to have huge cock put on Corvette hood  (abcnews4.com) (88)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CBS News) Asinine South Carolina Democrats seek to ban mandated cheerful phone greeting by state employees. In other news, South Carolina state workers still answer the phone  (cbsnews.com) (38)
(Politico) Scary In order to prevent a Ron Paul victory at the Iowa caucuses, the GOP have moved the vote-counting to an undisclosed location  (politico.com) (209)


Wed December 28, 2011
(herald online) Spiffy Herald Online (South Carolina) picks their Top 10 most-read local stories for 2011 and notes "a few that were picked up by national websites including Fark.com"  (heraldonline.com) (3)
(ESPN) Interesting Georgia officials - I mean, SEC officials - release 2012 football schedule  (espn.go.com) (48)
(Some Girl) Dumbass SC woman sues bar for not checking her ID and then it gets stupid  (abcnews4.com) (169)


Sat December 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Former Ark./USC QB Mitch Mustain's Mom to meet with the Commandant of the Marine Corps to determine if her son's "no-huddle spread offense" is a good fit for the Marines' "Locate, Close With, and Destroy" offense  (usatoday.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Scary South Carolina woman has first human rabies case in 50 years. Kentucky dissappointed  (news.yahoo.com) (114)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Reuters) Unlikely Tea Party groups have evolved into increasingly sophisticated and effective network of activists. With helpful pic of what sophisticated, effective activist might look like  (reuters.com) (77)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Don't look now, but Obama is beating both Romney and Gingrich in South Carolina. Does this mean he's headed for a landslide victory next November?  (thedailybeast.com) (193)


Sun December 04, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Only one question this time: Will Oklahoma State's pounding of Oklahoma be enough to jump Alabama in the BCS standings? It's your BCS selection show and CFB bowl selection show thread. (8:00 ET, ESPN)  (espn.go.com) (496)


Fri December 02, 2011
(wcnc.com) PSA South Carolina newspaper apologizes for dirty word, you sensitive prick bastards  (wcnc.com) (36)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Man deported four prior times shows up in South Carolina jail. OK Alex, I'll take "Immigration reform, my ass" for $200 please  (thesunnews.com) (19)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Residents in a conservative South Carolina city sue neighbor over what they say are "unreasonably loud" activities. Late-night revelry? Brothel? No. A church  (greenvilleonline.com) (76)
(CNN) Obvious Gingrich meets privately with South Carolina pastors. Guess how many of these traditional-values leaders asked Newt about his tendency to treat the Seventh Commandment as strictly optional   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (78)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Giant mound of tires in SC visible from space  (news.yahoo.com) (123)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Rick Perry totally redeemed himself in the last debate with his sharp answer on Iran, his views on enhanced interrogation, and, um, I can't remember the other reason. Oops  (redstate.com) (38)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup South Carolina GOP comes out against Michele Bachmann's claims CBS marginalized her  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (35)
(Canoe) Sick The Citadel reveals that it went full-Penn State  (cnews.canoe.ca) (121)


Sat November 12, 2011
(CBS News) Followup CBS and the National Journal will host another Republican Debate tonight, where they will discuss national security, foreign policy and... uh... uhm... oops  (cbsnews.com) (328)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The Raw Story) Dumbass On Veteran's Day, non-veteran multimillionaire Mitt Romney suggests vets might like a voucher system for their benefits  (rawstory.com) (160)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)


Sat November 05, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine With the SuperCongress near failure, Congress hard at work finding ways to undo the mandatory budget cuts that occur if the SuperCongress fails  (msnbc.msn.com) (113)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Slutty Sailor, ✔. Slutty Nurse, ✔. Slutty Ninja Turtle, ✔. Slutty Slut, ✔. Your official Hookerwe'en thread (Link has NSFW pics, presume thread is NSFW)  (fitsnews.com) (926)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Vimeo) Video To the left: Subby's first attempt at a time lapse. To the right: Farkers probably making Subby cry  (vimeo.com) (69)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Voter ID laws in the south working just as well as they always have   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (186)
(Some Guy) Obvious The $EC dominate$ the li$t with 10 of the top 25 team$  (ibj.com) (55)

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