| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Some Tusk) | Fleetwood Mac may head the Glastonbury festival. Take the rumour with a grain of salt, as it's second-hand news (nme.com) | (33) | |
| Woman goes on £50,000 spending spree buying trips and cars for her family thinking she was going to die from breast cancer. Turns out the joke was on her when her doctor gave her the "all clear." (dailymail.co.uk) | (90) |