Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Faith No More, the most sought-after reunion after The Smiths and Abba, are finally announcing East coast reunion show  (rollingstone.com)	(67)
(Some Bunny)		Musical on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will premiere in 2011. Producers anticipate it will take at least nine months to find the right woman who is fat, desperate, and coked out of her mind  (digitalspy.com)	(24)

Emmit Smith on Jerry Jones: "arrogance sticks out like a sore thumb when you talk about him" Oh wait, he was talking about Dan Snyder. My bad  (sports.yahoo.com)

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Matt Smith tries to justify why he was cast as the new Dr. Who. Look, dude, you aren't fit to tie David Tennant's shoes, let alone step into them. Tag is for what this season is going to be like  (io9.com)

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If you just ate a Mrs. Smith's Coconut Custard pie because you thought the "0g Trans Fats" label meant it was good for you, the FDA would like to remind you that just plain old fat is bad for you too  (washingtonpost.com)

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		No, America, you are not grown up enough to have a real economy. Adam Smith's invisible hand pimp slaps you for thinking otherwise  (businessweek.com)	(45)
		Tim Burton may bring Seth Grahme-Smith's awesome Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter to the big screen. And yes, the book is awesome  (io9.com)	(91)

(Some Filthy Guy)		"I don't care how many orifices you have, Cop Out will fark you in all of them. You got pierced ears? Expect to find director Kevin Smith's dick in them before you get out of the theater"  (bigempire.com)	(80)
		Shutter Island wins for the second week in a row, proving no one wants to watch another useless George Romero remake or anything that has Kevin Smith's name attached to it  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(90)

(WDEF-TV 12)

Snuffy Smith accused of wielding staple gun at cop  (wdef.com)

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(Some Guy)

John Thune (R-eally StupidD) goes on Fox News to talk about health care, and gets his ass handed to him by Shepard Smith. Wait, what?  (politicususa.com)

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		Kevin Smith: "For years people said, 'You're not a real director on the internet'...and they were right"  (examiner.com)	(86)
(TV Squad)		Ann-Margret and Jaclyn Smith to appear on Law & Order: MILF  (tvsquad.com)	(60)

Kevin Smith releases his "Final Words" on the Southwest Airlines incident. In 24 parts  (youtube.com)

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		Because ruining Queen wasn't enough, Paul Rodgers reveals he was asked to front Aerosmith. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE STOP HIM  (contactmusic.com)	(36)
		Aerosmith is co-headlining the Download Festival, fueling rumors that Steven Tyler may reunite with the band, depriving the world of the awesomeness of a Billy Idol-fronted Aerosmith  (starpulse.com)	(21)

Southwest offers a 'heartfelt' apology to Kevin Smith. Fark: by calling him 'Not So Silent Bob' and explaining in detail just why he was too fat to allow on the flight  (content.usatoday.com)

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(Some Fat Guy)

Kevin Smith kicked off Southwest flight for being too fat and/or making Ben Affleck famous  (gadling.com)

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Steven Tyler to sue Aerosmith if they even plan an audition for a different pair of lips: "Can you imagine the manager of the Rolling Stones calling for the replacement of Mick Jagger? Steven is Aerosmith"  (rollingstone.com)

(38)

Aerosmith to audition Billy Idol as replacement for Steven Tyler  (contactmusic.com)

(36)

Kevin Smith on Jersey Shore: "When Jay and Silent Bob seem like better role models than these dewberries, we're in trouble"  (time.com)

(244)

		Joe Perry says Aerosmith has "let their fans down." However, this apology only covers recent months, not the past thirty-five years  (contactmusic.com)	(21)
		Sequel to 'The Hangover' could star Zax Efron, Will Smith and "all the 'Twilight' guys with their shirts off"  (3news.co.nz)	(83)

(dark horizons)

Karate Kid remake starring Will Smith's son scored second-highest test screening score in Sony's history. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE, AMERICA  (darkhorizons.com)

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(Some Guy)

The Cure's Robert Smith and Tim Burton have officially made a Disney film for middle-aged goths  (twentyfourbit.com)

(20)

Patti Smith releasing an autobiography. Man, I loved her in Scandal  (rollingstone.com)

(32)

Lovie Smith's job is safe, but it appears he'll be replacing the remainder of his coaching staff  (chicagotribune.com)

(55)

Don't blame Lovie Smith for the Bears' terrible season. Okay, fair enough; we'll blame the owners. And Jay Cutler. And the fact that this is a team who relies on defensive victory. not offensive  (chicagotribune.com)

(53)

Trailer for Kevin Smith's new action/comedy "Cop Out", starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan on the left. Civil discussion over whether Kevin Smith sucks to the right  (examiner.com)

(129)

After yesterday's less than stellar performance, Lovie Smith is in danger of losing his job. Instead of, you know, Jay Cutler  (chicagotribune.com)

(114)

(Some Cow)		Dallas coach says Cowboys won't "cow down" to Saints  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(39)
		The twenty-five sexiest movies of all time; naturally, "9 1/2 Weeks" is on there, but "Mr. & Mrs Smith"? "Out of Sight"? Is this some heretofore unknown definition of sexy?  (ew.com)	(215)

When the lead singer of a band who had one minor hit a decade or so ago refuses to join your group, you might just be Aerosmith  (3news.co.nz)

(81)

Frank Zappa dressed like Mike Nesmith interviews Mike Nesmith dressed as Frank Zappa  (youtube.com)

(41)

(Some American Idiot)

Let's see, we've had Guitar Hero Aerosmith, Metallica, and Van Halen as well as The Beatles: Rock Band. So clearly, the next step in musical evolution is Green Day  (rttnews.com)

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Smith also admitted to police that she sodomized the victim, saying, "that she did this as a joke."  (bangordailynews.com)

(313)

Mercifully, Lenny Kravitz will not join Aerosmith  (rollingstone.com)

(46)

Peaches joins James Brown, The Strokes and Aerosmith as Harvard Lampoon honorary member. Shaving clearly isn't a prerequisite  (idolator.com)

(31)

Will Smith has the sense to put the brakes on the inevitable "Hancock" sequel  (contactmusic.com)

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(Some Guy)

Richmond Times-Dispatch enjoyed Fark's Yankees free-agency headline. (last heading)  (www2.timesdispatch.com)

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		Long lost ghost trap keeps catching crabs. But enough about Anna Nicole Smith  (kansascity.com)	(34)
		Less than 24 hours after trumpeting his Allen Iverson retirement scoop, Stephen A. Smith is backtracking, reporting that Iverson is having a "change of heart"  (sportsbybrooks.com)	(21)
(Some Malicious Town)		Paul Weller will play two concerts at London's Royal Albert Hall, continues to be irritated when fans ask him what it was like working with Ronny Cox and Kurtwood Smith  (nme.com)	(26)

(Some Ladylike Dude)

Aerosmith believes that Steven Tyler may be abusing drugs. Perish the thought  (nme.com)

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