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37 headlines found matching 'Shocked'
Fri July 11, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hiring managers are shocked to learn that when you write unreasonable job descriptions while lowering salaries, it's pretty hard to fill available openings
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
20 misconceptions about sex: Subby is shocked to learn that his 10.5 inch long EEE wide penis doesn't correlate to his shoe size
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Tue July 08, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This just in: Senators are clueless about agencies they oversee. Color me shocked
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Sat July 05, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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STOMP THE PARK: A Dancing Park Ranger Is Fired By The City For Getting Funky With It.
 
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to recreate the classic Coppertone girl pose with her own daughter at the beach is shocked, SHOCKED that Facebook would ban her for 24 hours and remove the photo saying it was considered pornographic
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops to Deceive Judges." Well, color me shocked, SHOCKED, that such a thing could happen in such a fine state
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that a bus driver who claimed his Bible stopped two bullets from hitting him during a supposed 'hate attack', lied and actually shot and stabbed himself before making up the story
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: People are shocked, SHOCKED that a doctor would mislead them by promoting medications that would help people lose weight, but didn't. Fark: This 'doctor' is Dr. Oz
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman and her dog attacked by deer shocked that Oregon hippies aren't cool with (deer) population control: "Their first response was not, 'are you OK?' but that I should have known better and the deer must have fawns nearby"
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Thief pours acid on an ATM to crack it open. Police shocked by such a baseless attempt at robbery
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scienticians shocked to discover that cities with bike share programs have seen a rise in head injuries
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That unknown Tea party guy who knocked off Eric Cantor in the primary? I'm sure you will be shocked to learn that he is a " Christian Dominionist" who thinks the federal government is trying to turn us all into serfs
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Thu June 05, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
The reviews are in for Kylie and Kendall Jenner's young adult novel and you'll be shocked... or not
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Tue June 03, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Catholic Church comes up with novel new defense by saying one of their Priests wasn't "on duty" when he molested young boys. Police across the country are shocked they didn't come up with this first as a way to cover their asses when cops screw up
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
Drinkers at an English pub shocked to see their latest guest was none other than Barry Manilow. And not a plastic mannequin
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Thu May 29, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that someone broke in to her car and stole a oil painting of her late grandfather and a $50 playpen for her kid, after she left the car parked on a street she did not live on for about a week
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secondary school staff in England are shocked, SHOCKED that students would write inappropriate things in their yearbook responses and are even driving students to their homes during exams to retrieve the yearbooks to burn them
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Thu May 22, 2014
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Video shows the moment three children are shocked by poorly wired swimming pool. Because Florida (warning: may be disturbing)
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Sun May 18, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Blaze is shocked -- SHOCKED -- that the 9/11 memorial has a gift shop, because people died there. After all, we don't have gift shops near Gettysburg or Niagara Falls or any other place where people died
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Thu May 15, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that in Australia even the people in charge of the schools are foul-mouthed
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
FBI agent who shot and killed the dude in Florida with connections to the alleged Boston Marathon Bombers? Yeah, he has a "troubled history." Really? A Boston FBI agent has a troubled history? This is my shocked face :-|
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Years after the 2012 Election loss to Obama, Koch-sponsored conservative groups and think tanks are shocked at finding the reason: "Treating the poor like scum that should be brutally exterminated makes you look like monstrous a-holes and bad guys"
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Sun May 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you ask Sean "P Diddy" Combs to deliver your commencement speech, don't be shocked when he makes it all about him
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother is shocked. SHOCKED That her 5 year old son has been banned from playgroup for dressing like a princess
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Tue May 06, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Chesterfield, MO City Council shocked to discover that the more tax revenue they generate, the more they have to pass on to the county tax pool. Clearly, the only answer is to secede from the county
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
To those that are shocked America is an Oligarchy: No shiat, Sherlocks. You keep electing the same rich people over and over again
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Sun April 20, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked and dismayed after high school students turn an annual music show into a production filled with raunchy jokes more suitable for a gin mill. "It was something like, 'After last night, Uranus was totally destroyed'"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Woman dies of drug overdose at Coachella. Well color me shocked
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Sat April 19, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Two suspected serial killers who were on parole shocked, shocked I say, that police could use their GPS monitors to tie them to the scene
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Mon April 14, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Led Zeppelin post rare live songs online, fans shocked to discover Stairway to Heaven is even longer and more ponderous during a jam session
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that Lady Gaga would use face lift tape to make herself look younger. It takes a lot of work to make her look like a bad Photoshopped version of herself
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Germany is warned by top economists that the Eurozone debt crisis is not going away, deepening and threatens to re-erupt on a larger scale. Well color me shocked and fark me sideways
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Wed April 02, 2014
(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
NPR is shocked, shocked I say to find that the largest religious TV network in America that calls itself a church is lying to its viewers about how much of the money goes where
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox News host demands to know why GOP has not presented an alternative to Obamacare. Subby is as shocked as you are
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Sat March 22, 2014
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Twitter is shocked, SHOCKED that photographers and photo shoppers managed to fit Kim's butt and Kanye's ego on the cover of Vogue
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Fri March 21, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Top Engineering school in the country is shocked, SHOCKED that the sports world has no idea who they are
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