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93 headlines found matching 'Shia'
Mon June 29, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine Governor Paul LePage's antics seem to have graduated from "batshiat crazy hijinks" to "potentially impeachable criminal offenses" as he blackmailed a state charter school into firing a political opponent by threatening to withhold state funds
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And now for no particular reason is Shia LaBeouf freestyling with a bunch of strangers while half naked in the woods (Not safe for work language)
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(38)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
Video
 
Massive summer storm blacks out Indiana. Go ahead and talk shiat about Hoosiers here, it's not like they can read it
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(21)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New York City to take on Verizon for shiatty FiOS service, or at least they are going to try as soon as their internet and phones start working again
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(23)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul tells rage-inducing story of an elderly man imprisoned for 'dirt on his land'. Then WaPo fact-checked it. Bottom line: Stick with plagiarizing Wikipedia, Rand, you're just not very good at making shiat up on your own
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(108)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Maher defends Jerry Seinfeld from "little shiat" who thinks Seinfeld isn't PC enough. It's quite droll
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Exemplifying the very definition of the tag, Kim Kardashian to lecture on 'the objectification of women in media'
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(32)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart won't joke about Charleston: 'We Still Won't Do Jackshiat.' I have to agree with both positions
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Within two weeks, the Labor Department will announce what that rule is, what that new threshold is. And I can tell you that the shiat is going to hit the fan"
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(299)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Audit: you OPM people need to get your data-security shiat together quick. OPM: How's about we do nothing instead? China: Sweet. Congress: BENGHAZI. OPM: Apologize? Resign? You make utterly failing to do our job sound so negative
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because we have literally run out of shiat to talk about before the debates start up, here is the ranking of presidential announcements by the 2016 candidates, based on entertainment value. Ben Carson wins for the gospel choir rap
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(8)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
NPR listeners shoot organic, gluten-free chai from their noses in rage over Kim Kardashian's appearance on "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me"
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(134)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When this sucker hits 247 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shiat
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(12)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon reveals how having lots and lots of sex with Kyra Sedgwick helped him get over losing millions to Bernie Madoff: "We kind of went, 'Holy shiat. Let's ... I don't know. Let's have sex or something. It's free"
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Masters of Sex has a brilliant concept for portraying the sexual revolution in Season 3: girl-on-girl. They're gonna emancipate the shiat out of that thing
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(11)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Batshiat insane Iowa senator Joni Ernst goes on a long tirade against Hillary Clinton, then starts muttering about hog semen and how she used to wear Kleenex boxes on her feet
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(45)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In an attempt to quietly circumvent the second amendment, the Obama administration shiats on the first
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(84)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ISIS loses make believe town. Seriously
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(61)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
In the latest research from the No shiat Sherlock Institute of Health, calories are linked to weight gain
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(45)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It turns out Kourtney Kardashian was wrong. Also eating placenta isn't good for you
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(82)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indians bullpen holds Brandon Moss's 100th home run ball ransom, demanding either a shiatload of Apple stuff or 50 gallons of lube, whichever's more convenient
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(20)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Father accused of losing his shiat because his son wasn't potty trained
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(101)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That sweet new "solar bike path" your idiot Facebook friends greengasmed about and shared all over the place? Yeah, it's bullshiat
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(141)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Help! Subbing for AP Honors Law teacher today, they are working on Moot Court Oral Arguments I'm up shiat creek because I'm a choir teacher
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(180)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Kardashian klown kar gets another passenger
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(26)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CO Representative Gordon Klingonshiat (R-eally crazy) believes Ireland needs another St. Patrick to "drive out the snakes". And by 'snakes', he means gay people
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(111)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam leaves Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa shiatting BRICS as it withdraws $3.5 trillion in funding
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(29)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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(271)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Can Anaheim fight their way into a series lead, or will Chicago manage to give them their first regulation loss in this playoff season (first loss, really? WTF & Holy Shiat). The final battle of this Memorial Day weekend starts at 9pm, be here
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(892)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Turns out that study about everyone at music festivals being stoned as balls turns out to have been bullshiat and the only people who bought it were the media
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(23)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"We get a lot of compliments about the way the TV is mounted on a beer keg, but I don't think anyone has ever come in here and not said this place is a shiathole"
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(32)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, "Holy shiat, WTF is that bear doing?"
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(46)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study finds that lawmakers only listen to the loudest, most batshiat crazy among us, finally explains Louie Gohmert
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DEA agents: Wait, you mean we're not allowed to have a side job running a strip club with hookers? That is some harsh shiat right there
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(37)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When this baby hits 77 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shiat
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(19)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Kanye and Kardashian fans turn the butthurt up to eleven after West is bleeped and the Jenner Sisters are booed at the BMAs
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(52)
 
(The Voice Online (UK))
 
 
 
"Rapper Lil Kim has been blasted for calling herself the 'black Kardashian'"
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(35)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Neuroscientists are still confused about #TheDress. Queue up the Not This Shiat Again meme
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(18)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The reviews are in for Kim Kardashian's book of selfies, and they're a literary joy to behold
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in three Russians believes the US is going to attack their country at any time because the US has a reputation for doing stupid shiat like that
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with the Kim Kardashian superfan who spent more than $190,000 on plastic surgery to look like his idol
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(64)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A look at where ISIS gets their weed
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(38)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Helio Castroneves walks away from a rollover crash at Indianapolis during practice (with video including in-car cameras to see the "oh shiat" moment)
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(29)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You gotta love the Australian media for being honest: shiatbox cars in shiatbox rally
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(23)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Mellowing star Australian rugby player happy to be rid of 'Captain Cranky' nickname, even though that's like one of the best ones evar, as are his quotes: "In the past, we lost a game I used to have the shiats and not talk to anyone"
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(4)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Not only was Josef Goebbels Hitler's minister of propaganda and an all-around shiatheel, his estate wants royalties every time his diaries are quoted in scholarly works
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in "More Bullshiat From Your Idiot Friends' Facebook Feeds": local honey will not cure your allergies. Now go be sneezy someplace else
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(44)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Come on who wouldn't want to have a house that used to belong to the Hoff? Bonus: You'd have Kim Kardashian as your neighbor
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(12)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Kim Kardashian butting into your internet, there's an extension for that now
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(38)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(91)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
According to the obituary, Dorothy A. "Stella" Scrobola is survived by a 'shiatload' of grandchildren
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British transport commissioner apologizes for calling British trains "shiat awful." And "like the Wild West." And comparing conductors to the Gestapo. For starters
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(9)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
This shiat is bananas. B. A . N. A. N. A. S
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(8)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
College professor flunks entire class for lack of competence, cheating, lacking ability and for being disrespectful little shiats. One student took offense and rebutted with a thoughtful, "Nah bruh this guy is a straight clown"
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Sun April 26, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent
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(23)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's ex husband Kris Humphries posts he's "glad he got out when he did." He must be some kind of Wizard
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(50)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Puppy sets fire to house, killing hamster and parrot, poses for "I've seen some shiat" picture
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(66)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Futurity)
 
 
 
Are websites that slide, zoom, and flip too fancy? YES, cut that shiat out
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
No shiat Sherlock
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(38)
 
(Co.Create)
 
 
 
Toyota's new ad campaign reveals its hydrogen car is powered by bullshiat
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(7)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Union ethics panel: Nothing to see here, and certainly no corruption. Bharara: My name's Preet. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shiat
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(21)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Calling Dr. Oz a bullshiat artist violates his constitutional rights
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(78)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rubio: Homosexuality isn't a choice, like the color of your skin, but marriage is a STATE'S RIGHT, also like marriage based on the color of your skin...ah shiat
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(172)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
People lucky enough to find the Record Store Day exclusive U2 release may want to check their copies, as some have a shiatty, unlistenable, inferior Tool album inside
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(84)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The biggest problem at Coachella this year was: A) Rampant drug use; B) Shiatty bands; C) Hundreds of fake IDs
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(25)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Afraid of heights? As you will discover from watching this free-diver plunging into one of the world's deepest blue holes, you can be pants-shiattingly terrified of heights underwater too (pics etc)
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(81)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently batshiat insanity doesn't age all that well
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(204)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
...while the shiat-on-a-shingle they serve on Mondays is palatable if not pleasant; but the *real* neighborhood gem is over on E block in CC's cell, a well-known secret among the locals made famous for his fruit-cocktail pruno and skills with a blade
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(19)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
"Sir, any valuables to report missing from the attempted car theft?" Victim: "Well, they stole a bag of dog shiat out 'the back of ma truck"
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(30)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
George & Amal Clooney, Vladimir Putin, System of a Down, and Kanye & Kim Kardashian will visit Armenia this month to commemorate 100th anniversary of Armenian genocide, with Kim going back to brunette to mark solemnity of occasion
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(30)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's deal with Iran is just like George Bush invading Iraq" I shiat you not, this is the argument in the article
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(124)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Press TV)
 
 
 
The current list of Republicans shiatting themselves in rage over the Iran deal
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(278)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to US military officials, the reason US air strikes were needed to re-take Tikrit is because the Iranian forces previously spearheading the attack sucked at coordinating attacks and their artillerymen couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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(74)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne cancels Ozzfiesta due to recent, unspecified surgery. That's Batshiat crazy. (Ozzy Osbourne trifecta complete)
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(13)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brazil finally admits that next years Olympics are going to be a giant shiatshow
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(125)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shiat just got weird, y'all: Flight 4U9525 crashed in the same spot as another plane in 1953 where 44 perished in nearly identical circumstances
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(119)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. David Petraeus: Daesh is a problem, but Iranian backed militias are the biggest problem to keeping the power balance in the region
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(63)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The long offseason is over. Mercedes seemingly remains a step ahead taking the front row, Ferrari looks to have some hope, and McLaren shiats the bed. This is your Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with race coverage at midnight EDT on NBCSN
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(368)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
We will soon have a shortage of bourbon because people in the '90s had shiatty taste in liquor. Thanks O'Douls
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(36)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Netflix comes to the original 8 bit Nintendo thanks to hack, because who doesn't want to see House of Cards in the shiattiest possible manner?
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Plates, you hipster foodie dipshiats. Plates. They've worked splendidly for fourteen centuries or so, and perhaps you should look into using them and stop serving food on shingles and hats and bathroom tiles. Just. Farking. Stop
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(103)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why bob haircuts are a sign the economy is no longer shiatting the bed
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(22)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So... what exactly does happen when the Queen of England dies? Holy shiat, really?
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(221)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not this shiat again
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(222)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian says she's having sex 500 times a day. Hmm, maybe Kanye should let her finish
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(160)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne criticizes Kim Kardashian for exploiting family members for personal gain. That's the joke
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(10)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Doc Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby passes GO, you're gonna see some serious shiat
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(32)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The secret life of a library policeman: less chasing people down for outstanding fines, and more 'you not take shiat forty-five minutes'
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(39)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The older you get the more coffee you need to deal with life's bullshiat
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(57)
 

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