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131 headlines found matching 'Shia'
Wed August 27, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple seeks corporate sponsors for their wedding, will soon find out corporations give even less of a shiat about their wedding than the people they know
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(34)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft faces 4 daunting challenges with Win9" How to add a start button, how to make a desktop version, how to make people stop reading shiatty reviews without trying, how to beg Bill Gates to come out of retirement
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(108)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rapper Talib Kweli flips his shiat, while talkin' 'bout hits, taken to Brown's melon, biatchin' out Don Lemon. It started out calm enough, 'til Don started bein' all gruff, bout how CNN is great, which we all know it ain't. *drops mic*
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(124)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox news commentator literally doesn't understand the difference between literally, figuratively, and shiat he pulled out of his ass
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(126)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(WSFA)
 
 
 
AL Police Chief to Ferguson Commander: "Bullshiat"
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(630)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey insists he's telling the truth that his record label dropped him and that the label is full of shiat saying he still owes them one album. Nothing like manufactured controversy
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(36)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real
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(39)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 Alcoholism warning signs" Do you often wake up in bed next to a goat? Warning. Do you come home from work and your cat says to you "the shiat you said to me last night" BINGO. Do you often find yourself on Fark? MAYDAY
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(87)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian's little sister, admits to skipping out on a bill at a restaurant, then threatens to sue the waitress that exposes her. Must be good to be filthy rich
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(98)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Kardashians refuse to film the tenth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians until the thief stealing their jewelry and money is caught...and yes, it is terrifying to think that show's been on for ten seasons
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(59)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's stepbrother made an awesome t-shirt made up entirely of photos of her crying
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(16)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When a diver shouts "OH SHIAT. OH SHIAT... OH SHIAT" while underwater, you bet there's a good reason. w/vid
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(49)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant's decision to withdraw from Team USA is because of fatigue, and is absolutely in no way at all due to OkC looking at Paul George's horrific leg injury and saying "Yeah, you're pulling out of that shiat"
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(14)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science proves wine experts are the pretentious "bullshiat artists" they appear to be
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP senator demands ad be taken down because: a) it's untrue, b) it's incredibly negative, even for the GOP or c) it shows the candidate smiling with her opponent and we can't have that shiat in an election year
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(16)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Breckin Meyer calls bullshiat on Dustin Diamond's sex tape: "Come on, Screech is not packing that. Get the hell out of here. He doesn't have six Beldings beneath him"
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(40)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza chef Chris Bianco praises state of American pizza, particularly rise of high-quality artisanal ingredients unavailable a generation ago. "I mean, shiat, back in the day, I begged somebody to grow arugula for me"
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(66)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Okay people it's time to confess that one meal you make when you had a shiatty day or you're really drunk or you did really well working out all week, etc. How do you do it up meal wise? Subby likes cheeseburger subs and guacamole
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(293)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fed up with lagging behind the rest of Asia, China bravely steps up to face Japan in the 'weird shiat involving panties' challenge
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(21)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Michael Chabon's wife wants you to know it's "those vile scumbag Kardashian pigs'" fault that her weeping 11-year-old snowflake doesn't understand self-control or consequences
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(80)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Shia LeBeouf will NOT be joining the Air Force, contrary to rumors
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(18)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist: Whoever made this crappy 'Lucy' movie doesn't know shiat about the brain
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(99)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bibi is tired of Obama's shiat and lets him know it
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(304)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tribe emerges from Brazilian jungle for first time ever. Hears about Kardashians, runs back into jungle
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(37)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know who's not on American paper dollars? Women. Specifically, Kim Kardashian
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(123)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
The joy of sects, tyrannosaur gangs, and feathered little bags of shiat: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/20 - 7/26
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(2)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cool news: Kurt Angle coming back to WWE. Not so cool news: a shiat ton of people are about to lose their jobs. RIP TNA 2002-2014
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(248)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
1974 had shiatty music on the charts and Nixon. So why does it now seem like the good old days?
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(106)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"You Dutch? You want to know what happened to the plane? I tell you. It fell out of the sky. Just like that shiat happens"
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Tue July 22, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray J charged with ten crimes by overzealous DA, including sexual battery--despite the cops saying no such crime took place. Perhaps the DA watched his sex tape with Kim Kardashian and is trying to punish him for unleashing her on the public
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(26)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Holey shiat
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(77)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Arab Spring in Libya has blossomed into Tribal Shiatstorm Summer
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(73)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Computer scientists decode birdsong, discover what the feathered little bags of shiat think is so important that they have to scream it at each other outside your window at 5 a.m. every day
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(49)
 
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie says "I sound like shiat" and walks off stage after two songs. More tonsillitis than human
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(55)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Shiat. Everyone, delete all your BIE
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(39)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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(67)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Futurity)
 
 
 
Oh shiat, China really did have dragons
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(19)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge rules lottery winner must share winnings with psychic, in case which appears to be about medium level bullshiat
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(94)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunken Australians hailed as heroes for extinguishing fire in apartment building: "One guy was pissed as shiat, but I'll give him his credit - he got all the fire extinguishers"
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(38)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Tired of bullshiat, sparkling vampires that are excuses for showing softcore, and fueling teen angst? Prepare to be happy with Guillermo del Toro's latest TV series
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(91)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How colostomy bags became sexy. *sigh* Not this shiat again
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(65)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian already prepping for divorce #3
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(127)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one - The Kardashians could win an Emmy
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(39)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian failed to pay a dentist for dental work, and lost a judgement to the tune of $1,605.73. And now the dentist, still waiting for her to pay, is hoping to sell off that judgement to a collector of celebrity memorabilia
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the outside, it may have appeared like she was having a good time but Kim Kardashian bravely suffered through poor cell phone reception while in The Hamptons
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(51)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Diaper thief's crime described as "like a Woody Allen film." So, shiatty and once you've seen one you've seen them all, basically
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(13)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behavior a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry?
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Independent survey of news channels' truthfulness finds that about 60 percent of the statements on Fox News come straight from Bullshiat Mountain
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(263)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Research claims that psychedelic mushrooms can have permanent positive effects on the human brain. Scientists debate whether the study has high morel value or is just full of shiatake
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(34)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Ayatollah of Iran wins the "no shiat Sherlock award" for political analysis
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(23)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Common Core Language Comprehension Test: Mark Wahlberg went to jail and then starred in a ___ movie. Shia LaBeouf starred in a ___ movie and then went to jail
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli trolls Shia LaBeouf by having her rep send him a copy of her 1972 film Cabaret and saying "He may want to find out how it ends"
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(69)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sometimes, even Vin Scully can tell a shiatty story
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(9)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Shia Labeouf accused. "of having talent" not the rest of the headline
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(33)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare will "suck the life" out of the economy, claims another right-wing mouthpiece from Fox News, who apparently can't understand--wait, CNBC? Oh shiat
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraq's parliament comes together, right now, over Maliki
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(41)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
One injured after porta-potty explodes. Bystanders say it looked like some scary shiat
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(46)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama has two choices in Iraq: Up the military ante and nuke the place from orbit, or let them duke it out, get political reform and pray to Allah that the new guy in power isn't batshiat insane
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(70)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Katie Couric finally finds someone willing to put up with her shiat
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(24)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
One million Iraqis have fled from ISIS. Number expected to rise once civilians are counted
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(130)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: Let me be clear. I am not, I repeat not, sending any troops back to Iraq. Except for these 300 guys, fark them
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(170)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Police post "sexy" mugshot on Facebook and the Internet loses its shiat
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(112)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iraq 2: Afghanishiatwe'rescrewedaloo?
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(75)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
From the Department of Making Shiat Up to Meet a Deadline: On average, Americans spent about twice as many hours sleeping in 2013 as they did working
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(50)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Gas prices up: Meh. Cable TV prices up: Yawn. In-N-Out raises price of Double-Doubles: SHIAT JUST GOT REAL
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(117)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shiat, we just had an inmate execution trifecta and didn't even get a chance to put it in play first
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(51)
 
(Access North GA)
 
 
 
Residents of Georgia urged to be patient with Canada geese as hundreds of thousands of the squawking, crapping shiatbags invade the state for their annual June-July molt, during which time they can't fly and can't be shot
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"McDonald's least favorite fast food chain" Really? I would've thought it'd be the shiat-shiatting food you'd get at Arby's. "Arby's: Where even your shiat can't stand you eating it. Arby's"
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(46)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What does it say about Scott Disick when Kourtney Kardashian is the rational one in their marriage?
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(20)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
20 years ago today in NYC: Following the Rangers Stanley Cup victory parade up Broadway,thousands of Knicks fans in bars around the city lose their shiat as TVs show a slow moving white Bronco in LA in lieu of Game 5 of the Finals
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corporate America soaring to new heights when it comes to twisting the English language into complete horseshiat
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(171)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Ikea's C&D letter against Ikeahackers, a site for people who like to hack Ikea furniture, attempting to shut the site down is, as a matter of law, steaming bullshiat"
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(29)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
Cliff Notes of Tony Blair's tl;dr opinion on Iraq: because we didn't jump into Syria, not because the 2003 invasion was a shiat-stained farkup of a mistake
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(123)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Can we have a column dedicated to shiatty fathers just in time for Father's Day? You gave us one about terrible mothers for Mother's Day"
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(56)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, one week into the Kardashians invasion of The Hamptons, let's check in: Stiffing waitress with no tips, annoying camera crews, disruptions in restaurants, a complete sense of entitlement. Yeah ... going as expected
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(64)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Your idiot friends sharing troofer horseshiat and bogus folk remedies. They're the problem, and that's why this story is going to the unimpeachably-credible pages of Fark
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fred Goldman says that OJ's lawyer Robert Kardashian had evidence that would have easily convicted OJ of the murders of Goldman's son and Nicole Brown
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(136)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL's list of demands for cities wishing to host a Super Bowl. Subby would rather have hosted Kim Kardashian's Sweet 16
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(38)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Protip: A living will does not entitle you to break into your dead ex-husband's house and take his shiat less than 24 hours after he dies
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(28)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
EU to banks: You know, douchebags, enough with this whole "you earn interest on our money" bullshiat. From now on, you're going to pay us to hold onto our money. How do you like dem apples?
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(76)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
He may be America's deadliest sniper, but holy shiate his shorts are tight
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Kardashian with all the kids and the douche husband and the Sasquatch looking one are swarmed by fans in Southampton in a totally not scripted or planned by their pimp publicity blitz for their new shop and reality show
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(39)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shooting reported at Seattle Pacific University, with at least four people injured. Not this shiat again
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(463)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
Team Obama: Holy shiat What just happened?
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(478)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jonah Hill: "I deserve the shiat I'm going to get." Critics forced to screen 22 Jump Street nod in agreement
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(139)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spooky-movie makers have spooky character lurk in the shadows of abandoned hospital that people like to explore and photograph, because the public need the shiat scared out of them more often
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(57)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The fat male Kardashian sibling's descent to rock bottom continues as he unfollows everybody on Twitter except his pimp and one of the Jenner prostitots
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(27)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What's a metal singer do when he spots the audience groping a teenaged crowd surfer? Stop the concert, of course. "If I farking see that shiat again, I swear to God I will point you out in the crowd and have everyone around you beat your farking ass"
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(324)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even the NRA has facepalmed over the antics of Texas "Open Carry" advocates and asked them to kindly knock that shiat off, as even the NRA recognizes that eating a burger next to a guy with an AR "is downright weird..and can be downright scary"
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(184)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith wore a white Batman costume to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding. Your move, Justin Beiber
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(119)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Every time PETA cranks out a bullshiat claim like milk causes autism, ten thousand farkers order the veal osso buco
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(168)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush Doctrine: "We don't know where, we don't know when, but we will bomb the shiat out of you before we have a good reason." Obama Doctrine: "Yeah...about that. We may smack you around a bit but only after talking it over"
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(56)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zebra shiat...a fun and creative way to raise money
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(15)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Vegas lays the odds on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's inevitable divorce
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(74)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk woman arrested for throwing her elderly mother out of wheelchair, exclaiming 'That was for fifty-two years of shiat'
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(75)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jenga Cat has had just about enough of your shiat (that look at 1:09)
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't care about your sympathy. I don't give a shiat that you feel sorry for me. Get to work and do something. I'll tell the president the same thing if he calls me. Getting a call from a politician doesn't impress me"
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(401)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Douglas MacArthur: Officer, Gentleman, Insubordinate Asshole who wanted to nuke China for shiats and giggles. Some people want us to rethink that last part
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(140)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
The New York Post covers 'egotist' Kanye West wedding to 'sex-tape star' Kim Kardashian in just 55 amazing words
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(52)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
From the department of 'no shiat Sherlock', researcher finds that vehicle burglaries increase as home vacancy increases, decrease as home value increases, and decrease further from highways
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(16)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. Oh shiat, that won't work anymore
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(37)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And lo, the seventh sign fell upon the earth as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sealed their marital union, and it was that the rivers were awash in blood, the heavens were torn asunder by lightning, and the ground quaked in anguish
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler says he knows his movies are pieces of shiat, but the only reason he makes them is because it's basically a paid, fancy vacation. And people still pay to see him do the same thing over and over again
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore discuss the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which aired twenty years ago. Holy shiat, subby feels old
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(83)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news: "Black Mass" is being turned into a movie. Bad News: Johnny Depp is involved. WTF IS THIS SHIAT?: He's playing Whitey Bulger
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach loses his shiat and curses out his team members one by one after a loss
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the President's cabinet is a political death sentence" Well if you fall from horsing around up there and knock over Obama's shiat, I'd imagine there would be hell to pay too
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(45)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China hits back at America's indictments of its citizens with suspension of cyber security cooperation. Good thing we didn't give up control of the world wide interwebs during times like these. Oh shiat, wait
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(56)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
'Motherf*cking shiat' just got real over at "The Daily Show" concerning the VA scandal
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(247)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Any letter that begins with "Dear Piece of shiat" is one you want to keep reading
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like putting up with Avril Lavigne's shiat can wreak havoc on one's liver
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(48)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
55-year-old Julio Franco returns to baseball with the independent-league Fort Worth Cats; Mets fans briefly excited when they misheard the name and thought John Franco was coming back to help their shiatty-ass bullpen
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(10)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
10 crazy shiat we learned from Idaho's GOP debate, like why does Santa have a gay biker double?
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(56)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Beerpulse)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real: Stone Brewing evacuated
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(143)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The reason Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's wedding is delayed? West left his music label for Jay-Z's, and it's holding up the required prenup for the inevitable divorce
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(33)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
The needle on the housing market craziness meter officially reaches "batshiat nuts", and is heading for "2005"
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(69)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Meh: Navy weapons facility threatened by San Diego wildfire. Shiat just got real: Legoland evacuated
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elevator Boogaloo 2: Shiat Just Got Serious. Solange deletes Beyoncé pics from Instagram
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(21)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Good thing we don't depend on those a-hole Russians for going into space, accessing the International Space Station. Oh shiat, wait a minute
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(88)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Jay-Leno-chinned, stupid-faced, flatnosed piece of shiat" Godzilla from 1998 gets an honest trailer
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(37)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Newark was still a shiathole for all of Cory Booker's tweets and cat-rescues, and now his two would-be successors are squabbling over who will return the city to its proud fifty year tradition of mayors becoming convicted felons
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(21)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the surprise of the entire western world, Kim Kardashian's baby's first words are not "charge it"
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(30)
 
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Shiat may get much worse for RBR's Sebastian Vettel, as Newey is within a hair of jumping ship for Ferrari. On the bright side, other teams have seen how Vettel behaves and will no doubt be fighting for the chance to sign him
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(30)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cursing found to be good for you as it provides both a creative and emotional outlet. Click on the link if you don't believe it, you motherfarking shiatheaded twatwaffles
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(77)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
In the tradition of the Kardashians, the Paterno family will feed off of the carcass of a dead patriarch in an effort to gain fame, fortune, and futility. We could just ignore them
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
UN report says that even when latrines are built in poor countries, 1 billion people still prefer to poop outside. Holy Shiat
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(130)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Hollywood is rebooting *spins wheel* Lethal Weapon. We're getting too old for this shiat
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(50)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
More and more Americans believe it is possible to be possessed by spirits, and they're not just talking about what happens when you get shiatfaced on Maker's Mark
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(92)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
All this stuff in the news has disturbed the Kim Kardashian bubble and has her worried. Worried that racism is not, as she previously believed, completely eliminated
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(46)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Toqueland)
 
 
 
Ex-chef Anthony Bourdain on life as celebrity: "It's easier than filling up the steam table in a shiatty restaurant you don't like in the morning knowing you're about to cook food that you hate for people you hate. Brunch is hard, you know?"
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