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202 headlines found matching 'Sheriff'
Thu February 22, 2018
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee inmate escapes jail for the sixth time. Sheriff, you had ONE job
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Wed February 21, 2018
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Broward County Sheriff orders all deputies to start carrying rifles on school grounds. There, that ought to make those kids feel safer
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can any Farker justify owning this many magazines? What possible reason exists other than a mass shooting?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can any Farker justify owning this many magazines? What possible reason exists other than a mass shooting?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The suspect walked into the bank holding a large stick, yelled, 'This is a robbery,' then jumped over the counter and proceeded to steal an unknown amount of money,"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County sheriffs prevent clock from being reset
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Ohio teachers and school staff sign up for free concealed weapons class offered by local Sheriff
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The suspect is shirtless, I repeat, shirtless
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man arrested 3 times in 8 days for trafficking heroin, only needs two more for a free trip to visit Charlie Sheen
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Mon February 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
School shooter offers to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and spare the community a trial that will bring up more horrifying details of his mass shooting. What a nice gesture
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Just finish rehab? Then it's time to celebrate with a 12 pack in your car with your child
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
County sheriffs across state pocket federal, state, local funds meant to feed inmates, where one kept over $110,000 for personal use. Of course, they don't keep accurate records either
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman severely burned as she tries to recreate scene from Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Weed, mushrooms, and a Taser. Sounds like he was set for the night
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
A goat in Georgia is available for adoption after three men allegedly force-feed the animal cocaine and whiskey
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Drunk guy gets in fight at strip club, drives off, runs from cops, avoids the K-9, but can't hide from the police drone
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
4-foot iguana found in laundry room of Florida home, was just looking for his missing sock
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police were called to go out to a specific residence 39 times in a five year period. Guess who lived there. Hint: he claims to have been hearing voices
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Thu February 15, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
So because of one lady who said "you shall not pass," there was only one mass shooting yesterday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Showing up hammered at your DUI hearing will elicit no sympathy from the bench. (With helpful picture of Thirsty McDrunkerstein.)
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Wed February 14, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Missing inmate found hiding in ceiling of Colorado jail
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Low-flying Utah helicopter taken down by high-flying Utah elk
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police respond to man threatening suicide, thwart him as only they can
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The father who lunged at Larry Nassar during his trial won't be facing any charges
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Mon February 12, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When 1-year-old toddler gets into parents' morphine pills, father runs out trailer backdoor to hide while mother flees to cheap hotel. So leave it to mother's boyfriend to stay, call 911 to rescue child. (Bonus: Boyfriend is kid's uncle)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement." Non Anglo-Americans can have a seat with their papers with the ICE officers over there
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Railroad Administration's acting chief resigned immediately after it was revealed he's been working PR for a county sheriff in Mississippi
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just another day in Fark's favorite state (with video)
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
You know that guy who's been missing for a year? You think maybe we should check his house or something? Nah, too obvious
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I want to believe this secret police audio that proves these fishermen were really abducted by 'lobster aliens'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While it's pretty hard to get fired these days if you're a cop, get caught red-handed after robbing a bank WILL do it
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In the last five weeks, being a sheriff's deputy in Colorado has suddenly become more dangerous than being the only black guy in a horror movie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tennessee Sheriff orders shooting of unarmed suspect while maniacally laughing. Then complains that he missed all the excitement after his Deputies carry out his order
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man + \m/ = (mugshot)
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Florida Man wearing only pink boxers and handcuffs asks you for a smoke. What do you do?
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
I can't think of a pun for this Nazi cop dispute
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(Cullman Times)
 
 
 
After trying to run for town sheriff, gay Republican cop learns the party just barely tolerates him
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Thu February 01, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man calls in bomb threat to help girlfriend who couldn't afford a lawyer for her kids' custody case, now needs a lawyer of his own
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Wed January 31, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
He's got the 'panty' thing down pat, and the 'raid,' but what's up with the bull skull?
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you lost 39 hand grenades, 9 of them live, authorities on Maryland's Eastern shore would like to have a word
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Tue January 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Now we'll never know if drunks burn hotter than sober folks
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Thanks to a sheriff deputy, man avoids placing third on the "That's the way I wanna go" list, behind getting caught in the gears of a combine and having your nuts bit off by a Laplander
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"I used to be a package thief. Then I took a package to the knee"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There are stupid criminals, and then there's THIS guy
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Officials did not specify how the [sand] tunnel was dug," but since paramedics had to dig Florida Man out from it, we can assume the answer is "not well"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Officials did not specify how the [sand] tunnel was dug," but since paramedics had to dig Florida Man out from it, we can assume the answer is "not well"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Loose cow runs wrong way down road," which suggests that there's a right way for a cow to run down a road and it involves tightening the horns or something
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio *raises fist*: "Deport ALL the Dreamers"
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Sun January 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago's "Serial Stowaway" arrested again at O'Hare airport less than two weeks after her previous arrest. Judge decides to put her on an United flight as punishment
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Fri January 26, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Donkey leads herd of goats and sheep in escape from farm. Says he was trying to get back home to his ogre friend and dragon wife
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dilly dilly
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Second woman's body found at Arbuckle property. Odie humanity
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Deputy gets 22 charges for molesting kids as young as 6. Convicted on 2, jury hung on 20. Judge dismisses 20 with prejudice, deputy pleads guilty to 2 misdemeanors, pays $1000 fine and gets 0 jail time. I was told there'd be no math
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pointing your gun at people while drunk and then resisting arrest is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Chief
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy killed in Colorado. Manhunt underway for multiple suspects
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman who beat up pregnant neighbor is the hardest 36-year-old you'll see today (with mugshot)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always good to see someone start a new career, but maybe 'police composite sketch artist' is a bit too close to 'Disneyland caricature sketch artist' to work
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deland man accused of putting child in deoven
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
How many times do we have to tell you, if you have 476lbs of pot in your vehicle then at least try not to drive like an idiot
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Tue January 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The cash strapped cities in the Chicago suburbs tend to pay their police at barely above minimum wage, and for some reason the candidates they attract for the jobs are people REALLY prone to disciplinary issues who tend to shoot people..a lot
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I just stumbled across this dead body so I thought, "Why not just take the head?"
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset The Clock: Kentucky HS edition
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Trespassing deer takes 'polar plunge,' gets stuck in a bad photoshop re-creation
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Florida Man, 23, Arrested For Fried Chicken Attack On His Girlfriend
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Convicted felon guy has the bad luck of having a person or persons break in his house and leave a gun, lots of money and 10 lbs of weed hidden above the ceiling tiles just minutes before the sheriff showed up with a warrant. Doh
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Local TV news crew inadvertently runs into local TV news story
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Sun January 21, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So wait, germs made him want to kill a bunch of people?
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
God bless the children. Who react first to their hearts
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Don't follow a cop's every instruction at a traffic stop? That's, at a minimum, a collar for "resisting arrest." Follow a cop's instructions perfectly and immediately? Yeah, you're "over-obeying" and therefore clearly high. Welcome to DWB:Tulsa
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Deer carcasses used to lure, shoot eagles in Klickitat County. You'd think an eagle would be smart enough to avoid Klickitat bait
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Look out... Look OUT... LOOK OUT!
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
This is either a story about: 1) a very clever criminal or 2) the deputies who didn't check her butt cheeks closely enough
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mother of children found shackled to their beds and starving was "perplexed" as to why the cops were there
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Tue January 16, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops protect infants with "Invisible Cloak" made out of the Emperor's new clothes
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, Johnny, how was school today? OK, I guess. Tommy farted in homeroom, and we had pizza for lunch, then the cops came in and shot up the armed robber, so can you come an pick me up early?
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A special place in hell awaits: Parents charged after 13 abused siblings rescued from California house after 17-year-old girl escapes
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask that you potheads in Oregon to stop growing so much marijuana? You're harshing the buzz of other states that want to let people grow their own
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Sun January 14, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When you insist on mooning people in public, be prepared to be the butt of jokes
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Sat January 13, 2018
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Dewise charged with killing Dewife
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Owing to the fact that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Day is Monday, and the state's observance of "Lee-Jackson Day" is Friday, several VA police departments are bracing for a ROUGH weekend
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(The State)
 
 
 
♪ I shot the coroner ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suspected friend of dead guy says his scratches came from a "fight club" - oh geez, it's the FIRST DAMN RULE
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Thu January 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently forcing kids to work at your fish market for free is not legal, even if you're doing it for Jesus
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman charged with animal abuse after pets found in 'deplorable conditions,' prompting Trump voters nationwide to start hoarding feces and dead cats to stiggit to the libs
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you had "within 48 hours" in the "how long will it take the head dildonians to declare war" pool, come on down... bonus: includes already threatening the local sheriff
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you my stepdaughter's puppy for some meth"
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
When crashing your SUV along the Interstate, the scariest part is: A) Going Airborne? B) Crashing Through Fences? C) Landing on Pallets of Bee Hive Boxes?
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"After stuffing the feminine products down his pants, he grabbed a cold beer, which he did purchase, according to the Sheriff's Office"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police Unions are in favor of body cams, as long as no one actually gets to see the footage
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Tue January 09, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Someone stabbing a cop at Jack-in-the-Box? You don't hear that quite often". Quotable guy on the street didn't realize perp was his own brother
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When applying for a job with a police department, your chances of getting hired would be much better if you didn't just rob a bank
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Barefoot young man steals police car for beer run. All that for a 40?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced former sheriff David Clarke to face jury for civil rights violations and crimes against fashion, including impersonation of Benito Mussolini's Christmas tree
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Fri January 05, 2018
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigates itself and finds no mistreatment was occurring at its jail. Also claims detainees have cell keys and can leave at any time. Seriously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nationwide, police shot and killed nearly 1,000 people in 2017. No word on how many were holding toy trains or groceries that look like guns
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a hatchet and a head full of shrooms
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Pipe blockage at Ionia County Jail possibly caused by inmate. How big is that pipe?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
This is a much lucky American twenty dollar bill. Fark: Someone still had to run the anti-counterfeiting pen on it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for breaking into the North Carolina home of NASCAR team owner Richard Childress. Fortunately, the only damage was three of the home's tires were flattened
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Robin Hood is being updated again for modern times. Based on the images, he's robbing the Death Star plans from the rich and giving them to the Bothans
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Tue January 02, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Security guards shoot two people dead at The Club. See, that's why I just stick with Lojack
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dave Clarke has been suspended from Twitter. The other four members of the band still have accounts, so they're glad all over
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Free hot dog on the bumper of a pickup truck keeps a man in Texas from receiving a traffic ticket, brings back memories of Cheech & Chong's 'Up In Smoke'
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: People in the southwest experience snow and have a 50 car pile up. FARK: People in the southwest of Michigan
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Multiple deputies down in active shooter situation in Denver suburb
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Go git 'em, sheriff
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently "decorated" Sheriff David Clarke has had a bit of a run-in with the FBI
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
FBI conducting a raid in Sterling Virginia
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Fri December 29, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Police investigate massive brawl at Waffle House. This is not a repeat of every other Waffle House story ever
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Police: Please don't celebrate New Year's by randomly shooting at the sky
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Thu December 28, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Dog rescued from not-so-frozen pond in Utah by heroic hero is still doing fine. Also, the kid is awake
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Wed December 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember those nice grandparents who got busted with 60 pounds of weed intended as presents for friends and family? Guess who their son is
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"I just made the decision I was going to go get him. I knew what I was getting into. I knew how cold that ice would be. I knew about how much time I had in there. I knew exactly what I was getting into when I got into that water"
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Tue December 26, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
And at No. 7 on the hit parade of Florida weirdness: "Driver refuses to unclench his heroin-hiding buttocks"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good luck
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So Steven Seagal has co-authored a bit of self-insert Trumpian fanfic about the Deep State, complete with foreword by Sheriff Joe. Let's look at the online reviews and OH LAWDY
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Fri December 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's statement after four deputies kill female suspect and 6-year-old kid: "Something in the way that suspect presented to the deputies placed these deputies in direct fear for their lives...At the time, we don't believe she was armed"
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Thu December 21, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of stealing $26,000 in gold bars from kitty litter box. Before you mock, ask yourself-when was the last time you dug through someone else's litter box looking for gold?
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Couple decides selling four pounds of pot and using the proceeds to buy an SUV they saw on Craigslist is too much trouble and offer to trade instead. And it would've worked, too, if it hadn't had been for that meddling sheriff who owned the SUV
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Wed December 20, 2017
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"Drinking and ready to pull the trigger" is no way to head into the holidays
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Hold my beer. I'm gonna be the first person to drive across the lake this winter
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Which raises the question: What will we find at his house?
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Mon December 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: calling the police to raid your own house may have consequences
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Come one, come all, to the Edison Mall, for the XMas brawl. 4 vs 1. Big vs small. At the Edison Mall we have it all. Come see a mom with a stroller kick a woman in the face, then abandon the child for a beat down race
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Attorney visited jail to make porn with inmate, sheriff says. (w/ mugshots)
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
We're pretty laid back here
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Thu December 14, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
So how do you save a parking space? This woman found a new way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
University of Georgia football player arrested for possession of a billionth of a kilo of pot. In related news, he's black
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A cow escapes from a nativity manger twice at a Philadelphia church. A spokescow states that "Stormy" is an atheist and objects to being used against her beliefs
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Wed December 13, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department apologizes for photo showing a needle with the caption: "NARCAN: Robbing Darwin of his bountiful harvest since 1971"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bagpiper concert raises money for wounded police officer. Hasn't he suffered enough?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police use amusing social media posts to help catch criminals. "Jorts-wearing suspect" not amused
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gather round for the annual Florida weird news roundup
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
What do you do with a drunken sailor? 10 1/2 pounds of Meth said the jailer? Bonus PSA - never look up spiced rum on Urban Dictionary
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Sat December 09, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
After press publicity, small town speed trap put out of business
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Fri December 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has a secret list of officer misconduct to know which officers to potentially keep off the stand. The L.A. Times has a copy of this list. Joe Friday's name suspiciously not on the list
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio "strongly considering" giving the Democrats another seat in the U.S. Senate
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
California medical examiners resign in protest over sheriff's pressuring them to change causes of death in cases involving police officers
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
If you are hiding drugs in your bunghole, remember to use turn signals
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
If it's Thursday it's time for Champions' League red-headed step-brother Europa League. Early action at 1:00 PM EST, Apollon and Everton, Copenhagen hosts Sheriff, Atalanta and Lyon. Big match: Arsenal hosts BATE, 3:00 PM EST on FS1
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, former sheriff Joe Arpaio is totally okay with electing accused child molesters to the Senate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses pulled a man out of a pickup truck and detained him. Mugshot shows "detained" used here as a euphemism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing 17-year-old girl found with 27-year-old coach after multi-state search. Situation could have been cleared up quickly if only the coach had asked the teenager's mother for permission to date
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Armed man tells police Donald Trump told him to fight lizard people
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A fugitive shouting something about not killing his wife opens fire on cruisers outside of a Walmart. Eddie Wilson said to be shaken but uninjured
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pop Tarts attempts to have guy arrested for putting mustard on his pop tarts. Well, I don't like poupon my pop tart either, so I get where they're coming from
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Mon December 04, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Your dog brings home some dead thing. Fark: Your dog brings home a human skull
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Sun December 03, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
911 Caller: Hello Police, I think my husband is trying to harm himself. Police: We'll be right over to make sure he gets harmed
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Fri December 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report commissioned by the state of Virginia, apparently from the law firm of Romero, Romero and Romero, finds that law enforcement at all levels failed in their response to the Neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville earlier this year
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(KJCT 8 Grand Junction)
 
 
 
Man is arrested after eating lunch at Captain D's. Surprisingly it wasn't for his poor choice of restaurants
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Group looking for perfect Christmas tree in woods finds partially naked kidnap victim. Good luck getting that person to stay in the tree stand all season long now
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(Komo)
 
 
 
In this uncertain age, it's good to know that solid citizens will stand up to do drug-fueled battle with the lizard people on President Trump's command
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Porsche reported stolen in 1991 found at base of steep cliff
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma town on its fourth police chief of 2017 after the previous three were fired for misconduct, including one who ran a skinhead KKK organization. So the most recent chief decided to take a photo of himself flipping the bird with two teens
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
"I don't think that in everyday course of business, we poop our pants or go around defecating ourselves." Point taken, counselor
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The local sherrif's office has too much time on their hands
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Mon November 27, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're in Lakeland, Florida, that smell of brimstone and ash isn't heralding the arrival of the prince of darkness. This time anyhow
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Cop shops pull out all the stops for missing cop tot. Tot found at home after search of block and tot's cop pop is found cocked. Top cop says investigation won't be blocked
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Sat November 25, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hunter mistakes pickup truck for deer and shoots it, days after a woman was shot to death by a hunter who had mistaken her for a deer in the same New York county
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Wed November 22, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Alabama police department releases now-viral workout video featuring Nitro the police dog, getting in a few doggy push-ups before he heads out to catch criminals. Unless, you know, they're pedophiles. Those guys are cool in Alabama
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: while the Supreme Court has ruled that burning the flag of the United States is protected speech, you can't just run around setting other people's flags on fire
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Walmart is Number 1, although I'm sure this is not the title they were shooting for
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man, fed up with dangerous drivers at one particular intersection, joins the crowd, deliberately drives head-on into SUV running stop sign. There. That'll teach 'em all
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Mon November 20, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes into front yard of house for sale in Subby's hometown neighborhood. Buy now because what are the odds of another plane crashing there again? (w/video goodness)
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Sun November 19, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember the lady with the "fark Trump" sticker? Well after getting arrested by the sheriff, she escalates the feud by assuring she will be arrested daily from now until the sheriff is out of office
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Body slam Greg Gianforte lied from the get-go to investigators about his assault of a reporter
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Woman leads police on a high-speed chase for the second time in as many days
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark Trump? No, fark you
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
To reiterate, don't do blackface - especially when you're running for office
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"I understand I have 12 children of our own, at the same time, what we have on the back of our truck is nothing compared to what you see every day on the music videos, see on TV and video games"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
When asked about California shooter's history of stabbing neighbors and firing guns from his house, police say there's no way they could have anticipated his rampage
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunk, screaming, covered in blood and waving deer meat is now way to go through life, son
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Florida man booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox with explosives but they won't reveal what he did with the Sandy Squirrel one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cost the state $3 million because you conducted a mass warrantless strip search of 900 high school students (and found nothing)? Well Mr. you'd better believe you're getting suspendin'... at least until the outrage dies down
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A whole lot of crack can be seen at this Florida beach
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Chief of Massachusetts State Police, who ordered coverup of arrest of judge's daughter, resigns
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Thu November 09, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Just because she delivers your mail doesn't mean she wants your package
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kern found to have the deadliest police. Worf not amused
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Serial masturbators' in Cook County custody rewarded with pizza for 30-day abstention: Lawsuit
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Walk out of your car covered in gasoline and holding a lighter? That's a tasi---FFOOOOMMMMP
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Razor blades in Halloween candy is a myth, but some jerk is leaving meat with embedded fishhooks at a dog park
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
State trooper attempts to drain a corner of the swamp
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Sat November 04, 2017
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
After thief steals disabled girl's speaking computer, which is the only way she can communicate with anyone, the local sheriff channels his inner Liam Neeson
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Fri November 03, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Person shot at vigil for homicide victim. That's NOT how you pay it forward
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets DUI | News: On a horse | Fark: Awesome pic of sad horse by police car
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
That's a rough 31, Mrs. Unconscious Woman of Walmart
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Driving with drugs in your anus, a dead woman in the trunk, and shooting at other cars is no way to go through life
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The best way to liquefy a deer turns out to be a police car travelling at 114 mph. And you thought you wouldn't learn anything new today (Video is sorta-graphic)
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Sun October 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania State Police claim that a grand jury has no authority to weigh in on their practice having state police investigate shootings by their own troopers rather than by outside law enforcement. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School counselor has "sex romp" with 2 students. College. Nope. High school. Nah. Um, Junior High. Nuh-uh. Oh no. No no no no no
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fat, stupid, and hopped up on opioids stolen during Irma is no way to go through life, ossifer
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Thu October 26, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two people shot dead at Louisiana's Gambling State University. Oh, wait. Grambling. Subby has to change his higher education plans
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