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41 headlines found matching 'Shark'
Sun October 15, 2017
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman is enjoying a nice relaxing retirement by skydiving, swimming with sharks and wing walking, insists stunts are 'no more dangerous than crossing the road when a car is coming'
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Wed October 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You see a shark fin cruising in the pool while you swim. Do you A) Pull the fake fin off your joker husband, B) Run screaming from the pool or C) Grab the shark and carry it to the sea to release it? (Hint: Australia)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Was that a giant shark spotted swimming around the inland floodwaters created by Hurricane Nate? The answer is yes and no
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Mon October 09, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Man dressed in shark costume outside of a McShark store arrested and fined for violating Austria's burqa ban
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Wed October 04, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL kicks off with Leafs-Jets, Blues-Penguins, Flames-Oilers, and Flyers-Sharks. Do you have your goon juice ready? Are you ready for another exciting season? The puck drops at 7pm ET
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Tue October 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shark Tank is one of the most popular shows on TV year in and year out despite being in one of the worst time slots. So... why doesn't anyone talk about it?
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Thu September 28, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Snorkeler out spearfishing discovers nurse sharks are named that way for reasons. "Get the damn thing off of me" (w/video goodness)
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Tue September 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
British train operator wants people to stop leaving stuff on their trains after collecting 10,021 items during their first six weeks of operation. Shark, ironing board, barrister's wig, false teeth and leather chair - check, Paddington Bear - not yet
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fluffy the great white shark to be released. All the other sharks are sure to tease him because of his name. Sharks can be so mean
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, a Great White Shark has washed up on the beach. Should we push it back into the water?" "Nah mate, let's put it in a swimming pool instead" *cracks open can of Fosters*
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Sat September 09, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
And by the way, there are not live sharks swirling around inside Hurricane Irma
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Thu September 07, 2017
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Well, at least it is orderly, and no one has panicked and called this a Sharknado, or Gatorcane. Wait, this just in: "This is a nuclear hurricane"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Authorities find indoor pool with several sharks. No word on head-mounted lasers or remains of missing spies
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Thu August 31, 2017
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
You can jump into the ocean to outrun the cops, but the sharks will find you. And so will the cops
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Have you seen these photos of a shark swimming through Joel Osteen's megachurch?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
350 gators will probably escape Houston gator farm due to Harvey. Which is good, because somebody needs to fight all the sharks
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australian surfer punches 'massive' shark before riding wave to shore. Then probably threw a bunch of shrimp on the barbie and cracked open a Fosters. Or as they say in Australia, 'Tuesday'
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Mon August 28, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When faced with flooding, fire ants evacuate their underground colonies en masse and form floating rafts. If only there were some sort of concentrated energy that could be used against such a convenient target
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Quora)
 
 
 
The President has jumped the shark
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
A bad day fishing beats a good day at work, especially when you get high quality video of a great white shark stealing your fish
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Sun August 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ian Ziering and Tara Reid's corpse return for a fifth Sharknado film that sees a wave of sharks attacking global monuments. Will anyone watch this over Game of Thrones? It's your Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Discussion Thread, 8pm ET on SyFy
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ian Ziering's Sharknado 5 paycheck is nearly double what Gal Gadot made for Wonder Woman
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The producers of "Sharknado 3" confirm they were in serious talks with Trump to have him play the role of the President in that movie; which, on balance, would probably have been less embarrassing than his current attempt at playing the role
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrifying. Cruel. Sadistic. Words fail me. Last week America is up in arms because idiot drags shark behind boat. This week we redefine the definition of depravity. Don't forget, Trump says cops 'should not be so nice'. Warning: Graphic brutality
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Nice little Coast Guard you got there, what with guarding against drug cartels and sharks. Be too bad if something happened to it
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm a copper shark. I'm a copper shaaaark. Thanks for the fiiiiiiiiish. I'm a copper shaaaark
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Thu July 27, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm a shark. Stop dragging me behind your boat at a high rate of speed. I'm a shark
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
So, Michael Phelps raced a great white shark last night. Guess who won?
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: You're on a boat in the ocean. Bad: Your boat sinks. Good: You set off a distress signal. Bad: You're 40 miles from shore Good: A rescue helicopter finds you. Bad: They can't send somebody down to rescue you because sharks are in the water
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I did not think humpback whales could fly
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Wed July 12, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
A statue immortalizing a person at the moment he's EATEN BY A SHARK may be in poor taste
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Tue July 11, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
You know you've done messed up when Watergate prosecutors start circling you like sharks
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Thu July 06, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists say the key to long life may be found in sharks that live for 400 years. In other news, there are still sharks alive that were born in the 1750s
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Tue July 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white
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Mon July 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science looking to Cliff O'Claven for answers
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Thu June 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know what looks like food to a plethora of great white sharks? Swimmers on the 4th of July
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The tales of the Great Orca-Shark War take a grisly turn
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Sun June 25, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You're going to need a bigger flu shot
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants to hear the fascinating story of Led Zeppelin's infamous backward masking? There's Alistair Crowley, outraged evangelists, and well known advocates of evil Styx even stops by to praise Satan. No mudsharks this time, sorry
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quahogs can live up to 507 years, Peter Griffin impressed
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: If you lost a goose that was wearing a red thong, the RSPCA would like a word with you
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