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92 headlines found matching 'Sep'
Sat December 09, 2017
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(Google)
 
 
 
Christmas gift advice thread. eg Is an Instant Pot worth it?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out CNN got the date wrong about that Wikileaks email to Trump Jr--it was sent September 14, not the 4th, and it was the day AFTER the documents were made publicly available. And yes, it renders the whole story meaningless
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Jealous of all the attention LA is getting, separate fires break out at Penn Station, Grand Central Terminal building; commuters describe heavy smoke. "It looked like heavy smoke," they said
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When separate villains capture Barry and Caitlin it's up to Iris to decide who lives and dies. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, despite the benefits the Legends decide to stop Norsemen from conquering America. (CW 9ET)
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did anyone who read 'A Brief History of Time' without a degree in astrophysics actually understand it? Come ponder the nature of the universe as you take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, Sept 19-25 Saltwater Taffy Edition
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Honestly, at your age how many normal push ups could you do right now?
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with a 'gaytivity' scene featuring two Josephs dressed in pink watching over baby Jesus? Oh, right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge appointed by Trump in September rules in favor of Trump's hijacking of the CFPB
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Map shows the US really has 11 separate 'nations' with entirely different cultures
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley says that Roy Moore should have been disqualified as a white separatist before the woman stuff. Does that make him crazy? Probably
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, about that whole "Mary was a teenager, Joseph was an adult" argument the GOP has been trying to use in defense of the indefensible
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Make it a White Castle Thanksgiving this holiday - Butterball turkey sliders and sweet potato fries return to menu
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Are Mormons the new conscience of the GOP? Joseph Smith: Hold my root beer
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
"Reuben" "sandwich" returns to Subway, with corned beef and turkey options
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Wed November 08, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
"It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's got a quad-turbo, 12.3-liter, 5007 horsepower V16 engine. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
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Sat November 04, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for twins to be close, but these Canadian twins are inseparable
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
In practice, it's a bit like paying through the nose to access a Vegas buffet, only to find out that the prime rib has a separate cover charge. And when you pay it, you discover that your taste buds have become numbed to meat
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
No, you should not put mayonnaise on your houseplants
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Woman suing Sephora claiming she got Herpes from a "common use" lipstick sampler. Wait, "common use"?
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Embezzle millions of dollars? Your team of high-priced lawyers will see you never spend a second in jail. Steal $1 and a houseplant? That's 7-1/2 to 15 years in the big house for you
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when you try and rescue your magical idol from a thousand year old prison? You get a 2 part season ending for My Little Pony, Shadow Play part 1&2 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET or last week in Canada
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper compares Trump to Joseph McCarthy; which makes sense as both went on ill-conceived witch hunts in an effort to prove a negative
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Sunburst shows up for a visit and finds he has more in common with Twilight than Starlight. Will there be wacky shenanigans? Murder? A threesome? Find out on My Little Pony - Uncommon Bond this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Every teeny tiny itsy-bitsy little bit of separation is a step in the right direction. We're so proud of you... New Mexico?
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Someone created a copy of 'Fahrenheit 451' that can only be read when heat is applied
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty highest watched comedy show in September, beating out SNL and Big Bang Theory. ::cough amongstmillenials cough::
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
In Ponyville, pies are Serious Business, and when Pinkie Pie thinks she sees Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, you got to know there is something wrong. It's My Little Pony - Secrets and Pies this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity mentioned Bill and/or Hillary by name 342 times in 61 opening monologues between May 15th and September 1st. Guess he doesn't want her to go away
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that Congress is full of pill-popping septuagenarians, but this article is
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Tue October 10, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
In Sep 2016, Best Korean hackers stole US-SK war plans. Say what you will about the Moron-in-Chief, but at least with his 'make it up as I tweet' approach, there aren't any plans for them to steal
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
We've got too much bad news yet again this week. Take some time away from it with the Fark News Quiz, Sept. 24-30 banana edition. Because it's bananas
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Still mourning Las Vegas, CBS employee fired for cheering on murder of Trump supporters, President Trump supports Puerto Rico in person, and no one will post in this thread. It's your FOXNews viewapalooza (Tucker/Sean/Dana -Starts at 8PM EDT)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My brother was diagnosed with pancolitis at the beginning of August. He lost 67lbs of muscle mass before Sept 1st. He's refused any type of surgery and wants to explore the naturopathic capabilities... HELP Please
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
In about three months recreational marijuana becomes legal in California and even the state has no idea how it's all going to work
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship contenders bookend the field with Hamilton on the pole and Vettel starting last after engine problems. Storms are in the forecast for the last race at Sepang. This is your Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 3am ET on NBCSN
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but one camper doesn't want one. You can lead a pony to water, but can you force it to have a cutie mark? Find out on My Little Pony - Marks and Recreation this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri September 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Traders must not be reading the news as markets have their most stable September ever
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Instructor injured in sheriff's use-of-force drill. Sounds like they're learning, all right
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
LIGO-VIRGO detects gravitational waves in three separate detectors for the first time, making 'triangulation' possible at last
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
"It's just a little bit. I can throw it out," responds man to cop regarding his 3,100 pounds of skunky marijuana
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Because American junk food needs to explore new frontiers, Hostess adds White Fudge Ding Dongs and Peanut Butter Ho Hos to nationwide lineup. There is no Twinkie defense
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Sun September 24, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Browns get their first win of the year? Who will move to 3-0, the Falcons or the Lions? Will the Chargers manage to get triple-digit attendance this week? Your stateside Week 3 NFL action continues at 1pm ET on CBS, FOX
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫One day Zecora came down with swamp fever - Fluttershy swore she'd be the one to save her - no cure exists and the zebra is not immune - but they wouldn't kill off a character on a kid's cartoon♫ My Little Pony Saturday Discovery Family 11:30 am EST
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Fri September 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Some people may think the end of the world is September 23, but they will probably be wrong like this hermit was back in 1694
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your driver's license says SEX PREDATOR on it? There's a fix for that (with mugshot)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not going to work during a hurricane? That's a legal firing in a right-to-work state
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Tue September 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
September 5, 2017....Jake Tapper makes fun of Trump for saying he was wire tapped
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shiver me timbers... September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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Mon September 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sometimes it helps if you put up a link to the quiz once it's ready to go. It's the (very late) Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, Sept. 3-9 Tangerine Edition
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Sun September 17, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Black students meeting with college president pick cotton on table centerpiece as being racially insensitive
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The five drivers not mathematically eliminated from the championship qualify 1-5 for the clownshoe season finale in wine country. It's the GoPro Grand Prix of Sonoma live at 6:30pm ET on NBCSN
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, and Franken Berry refuse to be killed by millennials who don't own a TV, watch commercials, or eat cereal. They will once again be resurrected by General Mills for Halloween season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Events that happened on September 19, 1977 destroyed the working class and led the way to Trump
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when Rarity's shampoo is switched with Zecora's magical remover potion? THE WORST THING EVER on My Little Pony - It Isn't the Mane Thing About, You this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can take the Floridians out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of Floridians. You'll just have to take their car out of the swimming pool instead
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Amazon to live stream Chicago Bears game with separate audio feed for those unfamiliar with football, such as foreigners and the coaching staff of the Bears
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(GoldCore)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Venezuela ditches the greenback
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Thu September 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez's heart wants what it wants. Her excretory system wanted a new kidney
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Salt Lake mayor: "At least 6 separate policies were broken in arrest of nurse who wasn't breaking any"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The bloom may be coming off the rose as Bitcoin suffers a 18.5 billion loss since early September
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
On September 9th and 10th, 2001, George Carlin recorded two live shows for an HBO special to be called "I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die," including a joke about Osama bin Laden and exploding airplanes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The events of September 11, 2001 have put us in an unwinnable war. Will we ever make our way out of it?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In what is becoming a rite of September, the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys will face each other on Sunday night to open the season for the third straight year. Game starts at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Dash hears her favorite author is retiring, and drags her and Pinkie on an adventure to find out why. Something Spinx, and it's not just the 5'oclock shadows on ponies. It's My Little Pony - Daring Done. Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now the damn millennials aren't killing houseplants
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember, when a hurricane wipes out everything you know, you can start over in a new place with a new life. Just, uh, that new place probably shouldn't be 'in the path of the next hurricane'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday and I'm making pancakes for dinner tonight, mainly so I have an excuse to put pancake syrup on my sausage links, so let's the do the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 27 - September 2 edition
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Tue September 05, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
This list of 'what you need to have on hand for Hurricane Irma' includes zero booze
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman tries to eliminate witness who was Facebook Live-ing her drunk driving (with mugshot)
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker aeonite is doing an AMA on Reddit now (Sep 4, 3PM Eastern Time) to talk about his novel Blackbird, which got its start here on Fark as an online serial
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Maybe they should just stop giving employees the capabilities to type words out to a receipt
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark: Big Hollywood actor states that part of his job must be delegated to a lower-paid Mexican. UltraFark: Entirety of comment section agrees on something without devolving into a racist septic tank
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The admitted non-christian and poster child for the 7 deadly sins, decides to make Sept 3rd the national day of prayer. Are you on your knees yet America?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
When Starlight Glimmer and Trixie visit Thorax, they meet his brother Pharynx, who is grateful you're no longer watching it for the Abdomen. It's My Little Pony - To Change a Changeling, Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finland's president forced to explain to Trump that two reporters, who look almost nothing alike, were actually separate people, despite the fact that they were both women, Finnish, and, shockingly, blonde
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will the world end between September 20-23 when planet Nibiru slams into Earth? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo
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Mon August 28, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you think sea animals choking on ocean pollution sucks, then boycott plastic straws this September
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Today's crowdfunding disaster that separates moro-- umm, donors from their money brought to you by Silicon Valley. "We know you are disappointed, and can only ask that you understand that we genuinely tried"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shot dead teen found in the back of Akron police cruiser. Shot was heard after three arrested teens were placed in three separate police cruisers. This week on Unsolved Mysteries
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Sat August 26, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows as Indycar returns to Gateway Motorsports Park for the first time in 14 years. It's the Bommarito Automotive Group 500 live at 8:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What do you do when your big sister/little sister camping trip is ruined -- aside from burying your dead? It's spooky campfire tale time on My Little Pony - Campfire Tales this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Sun August 20, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Sato takes the Pole as Indycar moves on to the tricky triangle at Pocono. It's the ABC Supply 500 Live at 2PM ET on NBCSN
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's the Politics of Dancing Dragons and Changelings when Spike invites Thorax and Ember to Ponyville on the same day. Will the Tsundere squash the Love Bug? Find out on My Little Pony - Triple Threat Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
What happens when Juggalos collide with pro-Trumpers in the streets of D.C.? Mark your calendars for September 16th, stock up on popcorn and tune in to find out
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Mon August 14, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Actor and playwright Joseph Bologna has died at age 82. No word if he went by "Joey Bologna," but we can hope
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
A neo-Nazi rally and a counter protest planned at Texas A&M on Sept. 11. It should end well
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Is it dusty in here? Couple, inseparable in life, buried in one casket after dying 30 hours apart
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight dives into self-publishing and runs into the "who's best pony" problem. Will she publish her ish on time? Will there be enough egoboo to go around? Find out on My Little Pony - Fame and Misfortune Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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