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89 headlines found matching 'Sentence'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Too pretty to go to prison. New hotness: Too bright to go to prison
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Is using the transporter in Star Trek a death sentence?
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Sat September 23, 2017
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Lawyer claims Anthony Weiner [tag goes here] to reoffend
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Thu September 14, 2017
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
"Go further without consent"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists try to understand how neural networks think, before it's too late
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives students "drug and sex" quiz to score their decency. Hilarity ensues
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
S.E. Cupp blames Rush Limbaugh on Bill Maher calling out climate change 'deniers'
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
CVS finds a way to extend pumpkin spice mania to more ridiculous places
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(CBC)
 
 
 
As part of the conditional discharge, the teens were told that they were banned from accessing Internet pornography. It's a court mandated condition that the teenagers should have no problem following
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After cheese experts of France get whiff of Whole Foods' clueless cheese map, they declare war and demand restitution. In related news, "clueless cheese map" used in sentence
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Spare the gun and spoil the child
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ohio authorities put convicted drug dealer's collectable sneaker collection up for sale. I understand gold, expensive cars, boats- but shoes?
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Pat Toomey's town hall after asking the Republican representative how he would react if his daughter were rounded up by ICE agents and deported
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
U.S. judge rules Colorado sex offender registry unconstitutional because the public uses registries to enact additional punishment after the offenders' sentences end
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Laughing at Perjury Elf? Ok fine, then we'll just keep putting you on trial until we finally convict you
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In news that will surprise no one, 'body-slam' congressman Greg Gianforte retracts his sincere apology
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman, 26, blows grandmother's £22,000 savings on a hot tub, a drone, an iPad, and a sex toy. The rest she wasted
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Always good advice: Don't wear clothing with slogans you don't understand (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump re-tweets a Fox News reporter who accused Obama of pardoning "a traitor" and "a terrorist", a reference to Chelsea Manning and Oscar Lopez Rivera. Difficulty Obama pardoned neither of them, just commuted their sentences; one after 35 years
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Swearing may raise tolerance to pain. The power of Fark
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Chevy Blazer is being brought back from the automotive graveyard, to be reborn as a ... mid-size crossover? Really, GM? Do you really think we need another mid-size crossover? THAT'S NOT A BLAZER, DAMMITALLTOHELL
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Fri August 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toronto Orchestra to chorus: Cover up your fat asses with tents. Chorus: That's mean and unreasonable. TO: Fine, there won't be an orchestra anymore
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Tue August 22, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge: Once upon a time, you had a witness. Now he wants to go have some fun. But I'm not gonna postpone for a total eclipse of the sun
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Tue August 15, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CNN's Acosta: Mr. President, can we ask you more questions about your remarks on Charlottesville? Trump: Sure, but I like real news, and you're fake news: CNN Acosta: "Haven't you spread a lot of fake news yourself, sir?" OH, SNAP
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Protip: when sending a letter to your employer on fake sheriff's office stationery in an attempt to keep your job while serving your six-month sentence, don't misspell any words, and do pick the name of an actual deputy to forge a signature
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year sentenced for hosting teen sex parties. No really; he was actually teacher of the year
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau just sent his ambassador to North Korea in an attempt to figure out why things escalated to "fire and fury" without diplomacy (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idiot judge sentences drug stealing, drug dealing scumbag deputies to probation because their wives love them or something. Article to the left, reasoned discussion on how sentencing is applied equally to the right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And by 'channel,' we mean videos posted on Facebook containing the production quality of a project from a junior high AV club taught by an out-of-work snuff-film director in the mid-1990s
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers tells Dan Le Batard he regularly records his own interviews to avoid clickbaity misquotes by media hyenas, and that he prefers the free-flowing conversations with straight shooters like Le Batard, Dan Patrick and Jim Rome. Epic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro Shkreli's brilliant plan to mock the court after guilty verdict could result in harsher sentence
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Sun July 30, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi demands pardon for a medic given 18 month sentence for murdering a wounded militant
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Sat July 29, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
After forging carear in law enforCement, dyslexic Police Oficer earns spel behnid bars
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
California woman sentenced for embezzling $1 million from a Jazzercise company. People were surprised at the news. How does a Jazzercise company end up making a million dollars?
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dealer "22 Jump Street" substitutes broccoli for weed, will shoot you for refusing to finishing your vegetables
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's New York Times interview given a dramatic reading by Ron Perlman
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst governmental leak ever. FTFA: "The responsible director has been found guilty in criminal court of the whole affair, and sentenced to the harshest sentence ever seen in Swedish government: she was docked half a month's paycheck"
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Fri July 21, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
🎵 There she is, Miss Conjugal Visitation 🎵
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
When you buy a new Samsung 55inch UHD 4K Smart T1V, do you pay for the extra warranty?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Your best friend just woke up from a five year coma and asks what's happened. In one sentence, what do you say?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Tweet, July 14th, 3:57am: "Republicans Senators are working hard to get their failed ObamaCare replacement approved. I will be at my desk, pen in hand!"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to Macron: Do a good job, "or you'll make me look bad"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Father thrown in jail for pretending his son had cancer. For the second time
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A dingo's got my Swiss backpacker
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Man dies from bullet wound. Fark: 59 years later
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Mon July 10, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
A computer has determined the top words to sum up each English soccer club. Man United? "Expensive" and "boring" Arsenal? "embarrassing." Chelsea? "Racist"
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Woman runs up tons of debt, then decides to kill off husband for insurance money. Oops: Husband forgot to change paperwork, his ex-wife gets money
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted for tax fraud, soccer player Lionel Messi cuts a check, kicks his prison sentence to the curb. That's the FIFA way
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Linguist studies the way Trump speaks for two years ...without ripping her ears off
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Thu July 06, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Need more reasons not to trust your co-workers? New survey finds half of all workers would snoop at your salary and personal info if they knew they wouldn't be caught
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Daughter of a man killed by a Virginia murderer slated to die today urges the governor to vacate the condemned man's death sentence. Her grandmother: Light the bastard up
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
What are you, stupid? No. Hell no. Why would you even ask such a silly question?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey. Remember the judge who sentenced the Stanford swim team rapist to 6 months (out in three?) The judge is up for election. Go for it, California
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron packs nearly a dozen hidden messages into his official portrait. Trump struggles to pack a single idea into a sentence
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Zefram Cochrane, inventor of Warp Drive, sentenced to jail time for protesting nuclear power (as used in plants and wessels)
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Deviant sex act with a vegetable gets Texas man a life sentence
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Cash Me Ousside' girl pleads guilty to grand theft, possession of marijuana, filing false report. How boud dat?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago indicts three police officers in relation to the Laquan McDonald shooting. Trials and eventual acquittals not yet scheduled
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical company boss sentenced to 9 years in prison. No, not him, the one whose greed killed 76 people
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In honor of the publication of the first Harry Potter book, "The Philosophers Stone," the NYT has a specially themed crossword puzzle today. Available free for ten days. Subby did it in 15:09
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: 14 months is too lenient a sentence for a cop who beat up a three-year-old; you can tell a cop he won't walk away from your property, but he has a taser; and brothel robbery is a federal crime
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Sun June 25, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona asshat thought it would be funny to flee the cops at 100 mph on his motorcycle. Five times. Not laughing pic included
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Fri June 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp asks the question. The answer is April 14, 1865. Sad
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate gunman sentenced to 4 years in prison. The right wing trolls who created Pizzagate? Pretty much running the country
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tennis legend's '5 second' romp with model in a hotel cost him $25m. You don't even want to think about the hourly rate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jurassic World sequel title announced with a tagline that is all about the Goldblumminess
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Wed June 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mama Affluenza's bond revoked
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Mon June 19, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"The Philando Castile verdict was a miscarriage of justice," claims the BLM activists at, uuhh
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Sun June 18, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is becoming the Terminator of the business world. He absolutely will not stop, ever, until he owns everything in the world worth owning
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man who watched too many Toshiro Mifune movies sentenced to six years in jail
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump pledged to protect Christian communities in the Middle East? ICE is currently rounding up hundreds of Iraqi Christians from the U.S. and sending them back to face "death sentences"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Kirsten Powers calls out misogynist commentator on CNN
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man who robbed bank to get away from wife sentenced to home confinement
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Tue June 13, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo can avoid opponents when he kicks the ball, but can't evade a €14.7 million tax evasion accusation
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's the copyedited "Predisent" press release sent by Trump's lawyers and ... man, that's a lot of red ink
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that happened. Comey called Trump a liar, McCain forgot what he was talking about mid-sentence and the President hasn't tweeted once. This is your Comey Hearing after party thread. DRINK!
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers publish 25,000 private photos from plastic surgery clinic. Police call it the biggest display of reconstructive surgery since Cher's former agent released all her old headshots
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Graham B. Spanier is finally sentenced. All told, the three administrators received a total of 7 months jail time. While the child rape they covered up was awful, apparently protecting the football program helped balance things out
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farmer: You queers can't marry at my Cider Mill. City: Well, then I guess you can't sell your goods at our farmer's market. Farmer: STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
A matte white Himalaya Niloticus crocodile diamond Birkin 30 handbag was sold Wednesday in Hong Kong for over $377,000, making it the most expensive handbag ever sold at auction. That sentence alone was worth more than your weekly paycheck
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Trump's first pardon sentenced to 7 years for role in Bundy ranch standoff
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No Covfefe, no Covfefe, you're the Covfefe
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The hardest part of being caught with 6 kilos of pot is convincing everyone it's your personal stash
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