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88 headlines found matching 'Sentence'
Sun January 15, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can you end a sentence with a preposition?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada will soon be legalizing recreational marijuana...is a sentence the folks that opened a retail weed outlet in a Banff mall should have read more closely
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Fri January 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa looks for harsh new punishments it can sentence drunk drivers to: "The transport minister recently suggested that drink-driving offenders should face similar punishments to murderers and rapists"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to get your boyfriend out of prison? Simple, just pack him into a large suitcase and walk out the door
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Fark needs an invariant tag, eh?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, with a sentence like, "Hubei Wuxue, 80, does not appear to have had an issue with keeping her internal organs on the outside of her body and mostly keeps them discretely hidden in a plastic shopping bag," you know what you're getting
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(US News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor defends man's 22-year sentence for stealing TV remote: After refusing a defense attorney, defendant told judge '[fark] you, go suck my d--- and go [fark] yourself'
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Mon January 09, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Borrow your neighbor's lawnmower and return it broken? You better believe that's a drunken shootin'
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Sun January 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who threw a rake at a Jeep sentenced to 3 years in prison, looks like love child of Hulk Hogan and Woody Harrelson
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Leaky pipes are making it hard for Arizona State honors students to learn anything, marking the first time "Arizona State" and "honors students" are used in the same sentence
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker never thought 'celebratory gunfire' to be reckless, dangerous and worth banning. Then, one day, it hit him
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Indianapolis Colts just wasted Andrew Luck's best season. Which is only the second-most obvious sentence with "Indianapolis Colts" and "wasted" in it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you put your pants on one leg at a time or just jump in? If those fail do you try the flail your legs at the ceiling method?
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump friend and de facto leader of the free world gives a 3 year sentence for insulting him on Facebook
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Muslim Man sentenced to one year in jail for attacking core tenet of Christianity
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Mininum wage increases, gender neutral restrooms, gun laws, cats and dogs living together: this is your 2017 Calpocalypse new law thread
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Can you believe a judge in Louisiana tossed out the life sentence for a man convicted of grabbing $15 from a parked car? What ever happened to "you do the crime, you do the time"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump demands names. More names. Yuuuuuuuuuuge lists of names
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey, free sausage rolls
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 funniest Santa's lap photos ever. Or as Santa likes to say, these are kids who are clearly "Claus-trophobic"
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Thu December 22, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia policeman sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of murder in the death of a suspect he was taking into custody on whom he used his "non-lethal" taser more than a dozen times, despite the suspect already being handcuffed
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Invasive vaginal pat-down" sounds like a good band name or Fark handle, but it's not something you want from the TSA
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
To make a Browns-Bills recap even remotely readable, a writer resorts to clickbait, loading his story with search terms
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man who was convicted of hacking into Photobucket sentenced to work there
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Kurt Eichenwald confronts the sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson with a binder full of facts, the only known predator of republican journalists
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ice-cream vendor can now offer a wide choice of toppings with your ice cream. Strawberry sauce, chopped nuts, heroin, chocolate sprinkles, fla... wait, what?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Even if the 18 needles didn't kill the guy the first time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Energy Dept. to Trump: "EABOD"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby reportedly seeking plea deal to avoid trial, hopes to sit down with his accusers over drinks and hash things out
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Geert Wilders convicted of hate speech. Eyegore unavailable for comment
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ex-Jehovah's Witness banned from every Kingdom Hall in the UK after launching a campaign of harassment against other members that included following them in the street and posting leaflets through their doors. Can't think where he got the ideas from
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Defense attorneys ask for mistrial Thursday morning in Dylann Roof's trial, saying witnesses' remarks that he is "evil" and belongs in the "pit of hell" were inappropriate. Judge orders trial to continue
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pedophile beaten to death with his own trumpet. That is not a euphemism
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Mon December 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A man has been given a 12-month suspended jail sentence, after a walker on his land was killed by. A) An electric fence. B) A dog. C) A cow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reporter is so horrified at the rush to "normalize" Trump he Godwins himself in the first sentence
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in jail for uploading sexually explicit videos of a woman onto several .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS EYE???
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Waco pimp gets 12 life sentences. Says he should have just played chess
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Guy who created 7000 false identities and performed $200 million in credit card fraud sentenced to.... two years?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news people of San Francisco, you can now pee on the sidewalks anywhere in the city
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(Google)
 
 
 
What is something about you that you consider a character flaw? Are you working on it?
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Texas man jailed for using Twitter to harass others. That kind of behavior could get him sentenced to four years as President of the United States
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serial killer who used Grindr to find his victims sentenced to life in prisn
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who had sex with her dog walks away from prison sentence after telling judge how ruff this has made her life
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bleached alt-right douchebag's speech cancelled at his alma mater, the school he attended and that expelled him for being an alt-right douchebag
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man nets €44k by recycling one bottle. Hell, the pile of empty bourbon bottles outside Drew's office door might be worth enough to pay off the national debt
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of all the scary things coming out about what the incoming Trump administration may look like, this sentence may be the most terrifying "Vice President-elect Mike Pence considers Dick Cheney his role model for the No. 2 job"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer who blamed a non-existent black man to cover up her drunk driving gets 10 days in jail. The non-existent black man was sentenced to 20 years
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CBS executive says a new Star Trek wouldn't work on TV. Well, sure, the other attempts were all complete flops, right?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
All humor contains an element of pain, which is probably why this high school student thought handing out fake deportation letters was funny
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Complete the sentence: What would really make me happy is
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Maybe this time we should listen to him
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Mon November 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If it were an episode of "Criminal Minds," you'd roll your eyes and shut the TV off: Suspected serial killer who kidnapped a woman and left her chained in a box for two months left clues to his activities in Amazon product reviews--using Eagles lyrics
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Be careful what you name your WIFI network in France
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Fri November 04, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Unilateral humanitarian pause in Aleppo begins. Gary Johnson only familiar with the word "in" from that sentence
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
President Obama doesn't overreact at all, just says the 'FATE OF WORLD' is at risk if Donald Trump is elected president in North Carolina speech
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Killing a police officer should be a mandatory death sentence," posted a woman whose son just killed two Des Moines police officers
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
While at CNN, Donna Brazile shared more than just that one debate question with the Clinton campaign
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tara Reid's Halloween costume is scary. Unintentionally scary
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Craft a sentence using the words "fluctuate," "gigolo," "polliwog," "extravagant," "fibrous," "poltroon," "emasculate," "underslung," "writhe," "plantation," "odiferous," "elongated," "sassafras," "mediocre," and "plantagenet"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
British Renault driver pulled over for driving 129 mph. When questioned, he told officers he was rushing home to keep his McDonald's drive-thru meal from getting cold, particularly the chips which are just so nasty when lukewarm, am I right?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's just too much to ask that Donald keeps his conspiracy nonsense consistent. It's especially hard when he debunks his own conspiracy in the same sentence
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Gyrocopter that landed on Capital lawn to be destroyed. Lord Humungus nods in approval
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Mon October 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Katherine Kane will be sentenced today for perjury and obstruction convictions stemming from a contentious political campaign that resulted in her humiliation and put an end to her career as Batwoman
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Following the presidential debate, Merriam-Webster clarifies and explicates the meaning of the words "Rig," "Bigly," and "Hombre"
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Wed October 19, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Check your panties for slow cookers
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
The Tulsa World has a helpful slideshow on the upcoming ballot initiatives in OK. Especially the 'Keep Killin' Em," "Ag Lobby Über Alles," and "Because Jesus" ones. Stay derpy, Okies
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Thu October 13, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Judge tacks 90 days onto 3-day sentence because defendant in a restraining order case is being defiant and belligerent. Then the robe comes off (with awesome video)
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Naked motorcyclist leads police on chase in the Czech Republic. May face charges, but at least he was wearing a helmet
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Toronto's biggest social media star does zombie stuff on stage. First time that sentence has ever been written
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Clinton's latest campaign ad goes full Daisy
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Influence)
 
 
 
Man goes to jail for life for dealing drugs to pay for his son's bone marrow transplant. Obama commutes his sentence, and he's freed. Two weeks later, he's in Christian "jail"
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to three years in prison for stealing U.S. corn secrets from Monsanto
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do, commas, still, matter,? Subby, is, asking, for, a, friend
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Forget it, Jake. It's Fox News
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Trump supporters spent the debate tweeting at Jon Lester because they thought he was moderator Lester Holt
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Alaskan reporter who said "Fark it, I quit" on air to support marijuana legalization is now facing 54 years in prison. For a weed. That's legal in her state. If only there was some logical explanation as to her treatment
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Fri September 30, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Hey, we noticed some of the residents at your nursing home seem to be abused." "Oh, that, yeah that was poltergeists"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can you correctly pronounce ALL the words in this sentence: "Feeling lackadaisical, I attended a concert of a flautist wearing haute couture, then stopping afterwards for a meal of bouillon with endive, two gyros and ice cream with mascarpone"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Florida Sheriff's Dept. puts out BOLO for Garrett Morris
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Mon September 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No matter the order, such phases as "Ted Cruz goes down on" and "Glenn Beck" should never be used in the same sentence
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"You'd think a guy who wrote 'Spanish Johnny drove in from the underworld last night / With bruised arms and broken rhythm and a beat-up old Buick...' could navigate his way around a complete and creditable American sentence. And you'd be right"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Expert calls Minnesota terror program "revolutionary". Aren't they usually?
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Irish soccer player who beat up 70-year-old fan during exhibition game called "an Eric Cantona without the talent" by judge at his trial. Oooh, burn. Burn?
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