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66 headlines found matching 'Secret Service'
Fri April 21, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz denies there is any forthcoming scandal. Also says he's not a crook, claims he did not have sex with that woman and asks at this point what difference does it make
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The "slowed down" trailer for Kingsman 2 shows you all the awesome spy goodness waiting for you in this sequel and is more British than Queen Elizabeth driving a London cab while sipping tea and wearing a Union Jack. It's that British
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Wed April 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For f*ck's sake, what the hell is wrong with just staying in the White House for a weekend?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit crashing into airport fences with Air Force One nearby
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service fires two agents for taking their sweet time looking for a White House fence jumper
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hidden.gov
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Thu April 13, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Oh, I'm sure President Trump will pay us back for the millions we're spending out of our local Sherriff office budget for his vacations" said someone who hasn't been paying attention
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Mon April 10, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Trump's golf course visits cost local county so much that they're considering a special Trump Tax
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's personal helicopter landing at Mar-a-Lago raises questions. Fark: by Fox News
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why does @shadowPOTUS Jared Kushner not wear a belt? Slate thinks it's a fashion statement; actually they were all confiscated by the Secret Service for his own protection
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent on Pence's detail caught meeting hooker. Oh mother
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Petition circulates demanding Melania Trump move to the White House or she and her husband pay for security out of their own pocket
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SS has spent $16,000 renting golf carts from Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good thing people like Russian oligarchs don't visit Trump and associates at Mar-a-Lago. I mean, imagine if there were visitor logs and records of those visits? Boy, would it look bad if they were on there, ya know?
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Still cheaper than your mom
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Thu March 23, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's White House fence jumper caught by her shoelaces. Secret Service needs every break it can get
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service needs an additional 5,424,954 Meals on Wheels to protect President Trump's family and private home
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Tue March 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
According to New York City law, Trump's Northern White House is illegal and subject to a fine and loss of privileges. So sad
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
The kid who crashed his mom's Charger near Mar-a-Lago is same kid who called CNN, pretended to be refugee
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Oklahoma state senator found with underage male prostitute plans to resign, spend more time getting to the bottom of things
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP: Taxpayers can't afford Meals on Wheels anymore, but they CAN afford to pay for Trump's kids to vacation in Aspen, CO this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal car. Step 2: Drive to White House. Step 3: Declare there is a bomb in your car at a Secret Service checkpoint. Step 4: Get featured on Fark
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be a bad idea to practice parkour around the White House these days. Just saying
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Fri March 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Secret Service laptop containing the floor plans to Trump Tower and info about the Clinton email investigation stolen
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry kicked Justin Trudeau's butt in grade school. They were not friends
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
They'll be no shortage of Donald Trumps in the coming decades. Secret service in trouble for taking selfies with 8 year-old Donald Trump III. Trump III says Obama caused him to poopie his pants. They grow up so fast
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Professional poop scooper gets probation for using fake Secret Service ID to impress women online
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Mon March 13, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George Lazenby was offered a 7-picture deal to play James Bond, with $1 million cash up front, but turned it down because it would've hampered his ability to get laid more
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Left's version of O'keefe is low energy, didn't even dress up for this, sad
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Sun March 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's 'security nightmare' trips to Mar-a-Lago provide a bounty of opportunities for hostile spies
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Sat March 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Smith apprehended; President Stillson safe
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Fri March 10, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats are suddenly concerned about the price of Presidential trips
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Virginia man who spent sixteen months in jail for threatening to kill President Obama and who believes women should be denied the right to vote decides to run for political office
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
As always, 'From Russia With Love' is ranked too high. But 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' at #1? Are you fu*king kidding me??
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach business owners are going broke because someone keeps showing up at Mar-A-Largo for vacation every weekend instead of running the country
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
A "highly placed source" tipped a blogger that Trump would eat at Trump Hotel's BLT Steak last night, but he accidentally revealed Trump is history's greatest monster: "Trump had a well-done aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thief made over a million bucks nationwide, stealing from infield track RVs during NASCAR, Indy & Rolex races, from driver & fan...'til he hit NHRA Gatornationals: "The fans found him and put a little street justice on him"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Trump supporter who was 'spontaneously' invited on stage during his Florida 'campaign' rally...
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Student confesses to throwing object at motorcade
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The "Tiny Trump" meme is a thing of beauty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What a sad, empty man
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The elaborate lifestyle of the Trump family is a staggeringly expensive logistical nightmare, and you'll never guess who gets to pick up the tab. Hint: not Trump
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret service director announces retirement, in a move that has nothing to do with Trump's paranoia about White House leaks
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie takes the weekend with $54.5 million, mommy porn Fifty Shades Darker takes #2 with $48.3 million. John Wick 2 was #3 with $29.6 million and La La Land still in the top 10 at #8 with $5 million
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Secret Service launches emotional protection division to protect Trump's delicate sensibilities
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Here's what happened that time the Dutch secret service tried to recruit a Tor admin. Hilariteit? It voortgevloeid
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's a secret code word for when Donald Trump is having sex in the White House
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Tue January 24, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has her own Secret Service detail because she says thanks to the liberal media, she's started receiving death threats. Or maybe she started receiving fashion advice; either way, we're paying for her protection
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Mon January 23, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Times, Trump declare war
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Sun January 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service slaps down White House claim that "magnetometers" shrank inaugural crowd size
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Secret service to investigate whether Madonna really wants to blow up the White House. Also, whether she's like a virgin for the very first time
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Pravda runs Open Letter to Trump. Mostly 'Look Out For Shadowy Cabals'
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Fri January 20, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Frustrated parents finally have enough, confiscate their bratty stepchild's smartphone
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Wed January 18, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Judicial watch claims that Obama's vacations cost the taxpayers $85 million over his 8 years, as compared to...huh..that's odd..they don't give a figure for Bush, how are we supposed to fairly evaluate that number without putting it in context?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama reminds everyone he could have won a third term
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