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67 headlines found matching 'Seattle'
Sun April 26, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
459-foot Cruz missile launched in Seattle
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(5)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says FARK has an unassisted slam dunk with this NBA headline: "Dwight Howard's Houston home has 50 guns and 20 snakes. Or as that's called in the Texas home building market, standard features"
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(1)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Mayor of Anchorage's plan to deal with the city's chronic street alcoholics: Send them to Seattle
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(46)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark's NBA headline is a comedy slam dunk: "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes"
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(1)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jewell Loyd taken first in WNBA draft by Seattle, leaving reporters with questions like "Who?", and "The WNBA is still a thing?"
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(55)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times gives FARK a nod for this headline: "Troy Polamalu leaps head & shoulders into retirement"
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(1)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
Guess what, you ever-increasing population? Sharks need to eat, too
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(27)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
10 years and 1 billion dollars later, Seattle conquers homelessness. Just kidding, it's worse than ever
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(291)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia books a trip for their headquarters, from Bellevue to Seattle. Confirmation email to follow
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(10)
 
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle SWAT execute no knock warrant. Shoot no one. In fact, they don't even wake the baby. No, really
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(62)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man blames watching too much porn for trying to record upskirt videos at Seattle Pride Parade. Too much porn? That's unpossible
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(70)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK scores an Albatross with this headline: "Television golf-rule nazis flood network with calls demanding golfer be disqualified after seeing her illegal putt on ... 'The Price Is Right.' "
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(1)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Public Wi-Fi speeds 5,000 times faster, with longer range and ability to host 25,000 concurrent users? It's more likely than you think. Err, actually, it's already up and running in Seattle
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(30)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Historic Seattle restaurant announces plan to immediately raise minimum wage to $15 per hour and to eliminate all tipping
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(125)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle artist creates artwork only visible 10 months out of the year
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(10)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Seattle, ten goats escaped a pen and chased after children. Seattle's finest was on the case
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(30)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Driver causes 5 car accident while making a U-Turn... on Interstate 5 in Seattle
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(29)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times takes FARK and the points with this football headline of the week: "Steelers sign James Harrison to a 10-game suspension, $100,000 fine"
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(3)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle police attempt to explain why it took 9 hours to remove an overturned truck full of salmon, causing massive gridlock. Sounds fishy
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(49)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a red zone winner: "Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract - on the 1-yard line, if you will"
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(3)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(PNSN)
 
 
 
Mt Rainier had nine earthquakes today. Sleep well tonight, Seattle
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(232)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Conservative pundits: Seattle restaurants are closing because of the $15 minimum wage hike. Closing restaurants: That's news to us
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(64)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Kevin Norwood attends gymnastic meet, makes a great catch. Also kicks up a little dust (w/video)
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(5)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Conservative concern trolls about the hike in the minimum wage leaving Seattle a vast barren wasteland where nobody eats. Now if there were only a nearby example to look at
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(218)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Auction for Seattle's "Up" house doesn't go down well
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(37)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK is really a good neighbor by using this headline: "Randall Cobb decides to take the discount double check to stay in Green Bay"
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(2)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cheer Up, Emo Caffeinates: Seattle chain remodels "The Most Depressing Starbucks in America"
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(42)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
McDonald's not loving Seattle's minimum wage raise to $15, asks the city if they want fries with their lawsuit
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(313)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Captain America visits Seattle's Children's Hospital even after winning his bet with Star Lord, because he's Captain America and he can do what he wants
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(59)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times happily admits it has no defense against FARK's winning NFL headline (2nd section)
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(2)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
King County Metro Transit is looking to hire a "comfort station coordinator," which comes with an annual salary as high as $97,000, depending on experience. Duties? Find easily accessible restrooms for Seattle-area bus drivers
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(65)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thanks FARK for this slapshot of a headline: "Jaromir Jagr adds another sweater in his quest to play for every NHL team"
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(0)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans say they were robbed during the playoffs
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(17)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's public transit system just started charging fares based upon riders' household incomes
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(48)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman rushed to the hospital unconscious after random drive-by. FARK: Drive-by EGGING
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(37)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I swear officer, those big hooters I saw is the reason why I crashed"
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times gives FARK a decisive sports musical victory with this winner: "When the star hits the road in a salary unload, that's Amar'e." (2nd section)
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(1)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks' Richard Sherman says the life of a newborn is "sleep, eat, look at you, poop and then repeat", which is also pretty much all Pete Carroll can manage after blowing the last play of the Super Bowl
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(56)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks FARK really scores with this winner: "Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos meet, but nothing happens. So, just like the playoffs"
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(2)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Seattle DJC)
 
 
 
Like missionaries in an unholy land of chicken-hating liberalism, Chick-Fil-A set to open three stores in Seattle
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says FARK's boxing headline delivers a one-two punch line (2nd section)
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(1)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
After witnessing the fight at the end of the Super Bowl, Ndamukong Suh thinks Seattle is the right team for him
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(39)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed
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(388)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Seattle CB Richard Sherman will have Tommy John surgery. Team spokesperson confirms that the bad tendon will be transplanted to Russell Wilson so he never again tries to throw another pass from the one yard line
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(224)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rehab centers see a rise in enrollment after the Super Bowl. Mostly from people who bet on Seattle
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(61)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Medical pot vending machine debuts in Seattle: "It's a way to take something that has proven itself as a viable business model throughout the last century, and bring it into the 21st century"
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(44)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man who got Seahawks 'back-to-back champs' tattoo doesn't regret a thing, though he probably hasn't sobered up enough yet
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(55)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell's Wikipedia bio gets intercepted
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(72)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to influence your pick on which team will win the Super Bowl, but I have it on good advice from an octopus at an aquarium in Arizona that Seattle is a dead lock
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Computer simulator picks the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl. Keep in mind it's the same computer that recently predicted NYC getting 30" of snow
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(62)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of wines to help kick off your Super Bowl party. Seattle fans reportedly already preparing their own whines
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department apologizes for arresting 70-year-old black veteran for leaning on a golf club in public without carrying Starbucks coffee or hipster beard
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(213)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seattle's finest arrest 69-year-old veteran with no criminal record for crime of "Walking while black"
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(43)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
To Celebrate the Seattle Seahawks going to the Superbowl, Farker released 3 minute time-lapse video dedicated to the city with lots of views of how this city goes crazy for their sports team
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(23)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seattle makes aggressive move to unseat San Francisco as the Nanny State Champion of the Nation, passing law that makes it illegal to throw food out with the garbage. "We want to encourage composting"
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(241)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Seattle Seahawks think winning the NFC championship is exactly like Martin Luther King's civil rights struggle
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(148)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The lesson here is never leave a game early. Some Seattle Seahawks fans learned that the hard way
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(231)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is banning the "Seattle sound" ahead of the Seahawks/Packers playoff game. So bad news for all you flannel-wearing Wisconsinites who are still trapped in 1995 and really need to hear Pearl Jam and Nirvana daily
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Fri January 16, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle suburb bans cheese before the Seahawks playoff game against Aaron "Noodle Leg" Rogers and the Packers
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(162)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks that Fark earned a gold medal with this headline: One if by land. Two if by sea. Five if chosen by the USOC"
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(3)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners to induct Jamie Moyer and his 43mph fastball into their Hall of Fame
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(25)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark did not blow a potential game-changing call
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(1)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
♪♫♬ I feel the earth move under my feet / I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down ♬♫♪ Welcome to The Clink, where earthquakes happen. It's Seahawks vs Panthers, 8:15PM EST on Fox
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bill Boeing Jr., son of famous jet maker's founder, dies at age 92. Funeral to be held in Seattle but coffin will invariably be re-routed to Phoenix by mistake
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(23)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says FARK has the top seeded NCAA headline of the week (2nd section)
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(1)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Seattle is passé, Frisco is old, so the hot new Liberal mecca is ... Medellín, Colombia
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(73)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Blind Seattle couple kicked off of bus because the disabled section was full. They definitely didn't see that coming
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(76)
 

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