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75 headlines found matching 'Seattle'
Thu July 20, 2017
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(Seattle Magazine)
 
 
 
As Seattle real estate market goes insane, house hunters are looking to buy in Tacoma before it also goes insane. "The median Tacoma house is now $321,000 - that's $71,000 more than Chicago"
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Tue July 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle now offering a new bike stealing program after the failure of the previous one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
RIP Carlos Beltran's glove
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Sat July 15, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Here's a simulation of what an 8+ magnitude quake would do to one bridge in Portland, OR. Portland has over a dozen major bridges, as do both Seattle and Tacoma. Yeah, we're boned
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested for setting fire to tool store. Apparently, they were out of him
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Today in "that's racist": clean sidewalks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Retail stores run scared as Amazon quickly approaches in the rear view mirror
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(NPR)
 
 
 
AH HAHAHAHA... Stop it, you're killing me. HAHAHAHAHA... Seattle
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Amazon to sell its own wines. Because nothing says class like the subtle bouquet coming through the twist-off cap on top of the cardboard container
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle stares in horror at the sky as it approaches a month with no rain at all
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Come as you are but you'll probably need lithium if you want to enjoy Seattle's new grunge musical, Smells Like Rusty Cage
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Thu July 06, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Speed Limit 20 MPH when children are present. Or when light is flashing. Or on the second Tuesday of the month. Or on the Vernal Equinox. Or when the category 'Famous Last Words' is chosen on Jeopardy. Or on-- *police sirens*
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Wed July 05, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
What happens if you stage dive, and no one catches you?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times gets a kick out of FARK's recent FIFA headline
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study shows your pet policy doesn't work as advertised? Dismiss it and commission another study by someone biased from the start
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Seattle's minimum wage hurting low-paid workers? Yeah, they're actually doing quite fine, thanks for the concern
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Tue June 27, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How do you put pants on a dog? One leg at a time. Now, why you'd do that is another story
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
And now you capitalists can suck it, because thanks to Seattle's new higher minimum wage low-wage workers are now earning $125/month less
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed near Dick's. That's what happens when your pants fit like a glove
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Yet more red state workers discover that Trump's jobs credibility is Boeing, Boeing, Gone
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Study finds Seattle's minimum wage hike has led to higher pay for workers without affecting the overall number of jobs, raising hopes for both the working class and the arguing class
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Thu June 15, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sex abuse lawsuit against Seattle mayor dropped as plaintiff alleges jury tainting, a position that might require some googling
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle police horse retires to the farm. Or at least, that's what they're telling the deputies
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners stop playing in Safeco Field after 2018, not that they were playing before then either
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Tue June 13, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle city council votes to uphold Paris Climate Accord. Reportedly offered to uphold Los Angeles Climate, Rome Climate, any city that has a climate where they can see the sun, really
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Mon June 12, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
....And then Paul McCartney clocked Eddie Vedder all up in his damn face
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's pays Canadian "pirate" to retire. "But I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts, eh" he says, before heading to Patagonia to live like a king
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Thu June 08, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle startup brings cow sharing to the internet, finally eliminating the risk of someone bogarting the cow
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Lardbutt1k is a .62mile "race" where you are encouraged to slow down and get booed for running too fast
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Home prices reach record high for everywhere within an hour's drive of Seattle, as even that cardboard box under the 405 overpass is marketed as a charming fixer-upper
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Seahawks have a magical unicorn locker room, and that's why they're so dominant
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle passes tax on soda and sugary drinks. While supporters see public health benefits, businesses see the complete and total devastation of all life on planet earth. Or something close to that, anyway
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, Seattle Times picks two (yes, two) Fark headlines as the best in sports for the week
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Sun June 04, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better cocaine. Papa John's
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Moving from Phoenix AZ to Seattle WA. U-Haul is offering me $350 off the cost of my truck rental if I take one of their trailers from L.A. to Seattle. Is driving through L.A. really worth $350?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We celebrate the fact a father of a student in the Seattle Public Schools raised $40,000 to pay off lunch debt for poor students so the district would stop shaming them, but we must ask: What kind of country would allow kids in school to go hungry?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man accused of huffing Glade air freshener and hitting police car refuses to give police a sample of his breath. That's odd, considering he went through all that effort to make it nice and fresh
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pro football Hall-of-Famer Cortez Kennedy dies at 48. And for all of you "12s" out there, Cortez Kennedy played for your Seahawks
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon accused of disrupting fruit economy by giving away 1.7 million free bananas near its Seattle headquarters. "The tech giant's largesse is changing the banana landscape for some nearby businesses"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seattle is going to act all cool and pretend like having the world's first floating light rail line is no big deal
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Sat May 20, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Flat-earther performs experiment with level on airplane to disprove the curvature of the earth. There goes the science
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Fri May 19, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Deadliest Catch' star arrested after Uber altercation. Man, that must have been some fight
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Tue May 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eddie Lacy weighed in at 253 lbs., gets a hefty $55,000 bonus check from the Seattle Seahawks for being a couple pounds under 255
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Mon May 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll's reputation as a coaching genius takes another serious blow as he says the team is looking at both Colin Kpernick AND Robert Griffin III, as potential back up QBs to Russell Wilson
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Parent raises $21K to wipe out all Seattle school lunch debt, proving that in some cases, there is such a thing as a free lunch for people who need it
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Wed May 10, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mysterious silver pods appear in Seattle. Pod people soon to follow, or at least heroin users
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Mon May 08, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officer arrested in drug sting. To be fair, they can't plant them if they don't get them from somewhere
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Sat May 06, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon comes up with novel idea. Let's take a building and fill it with books and let people come in and find one they like and pay for it
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Iconic Redhook brewery in Woodinville, WA is shutting down due to overcapacity, will refocus beer production in Seattle brewpub. "In an industry where production has outrun popularity, regional beers no longer sell so well outside their home turf"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Amazon to put workers in giant hamster balls
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alaska State Rep: "You have individuals who are in villages and are glad to be pregnant, so that they can have an abortion because there's a free trip to Anchorage involved." No, wait. It gets dumber right after that
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Live boy
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Tue May 02, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Protests, in Seattle: "Screw you for voting for Trump" "Screw you for voting for . . . hey, man, is that weed?" "Hell, yeah, bro, pass it around." *puff* "What were protesting, again?" *puff* "Dunno. Eh, screw it"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch thanks fans with a full-page ad in the Seattle Times. Everyone knew it was from Lynch because the entire page was blank
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Fri April 28, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Marijuana edibles in Washington State will now be regulated to ensure they have the same amount of insect feces as normal food
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Wed April 26, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Raiders will end their Oakland reign in Beast Mode
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle sets its second all-time fall/winter rain record in two years. "This year, it's been spread out to where dry days were about as rare as getting through two green traffic lights in a row"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Shots fired in downtown Seattle area. Two police officers wounded, one suspect dead, the other is in custody
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Thu April 13, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Before their upcoming games against Los Angeles Rams and L.A. Chargers, Las Vegas Raiders have finalized trade for Marshawn Lynch with Oklahoma Seahawks
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Trump's tax problems are about to blow up. They're about to come home to roost. They're about to . . . huh, inflatable Trump Tax Chickens
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners: Who wants some toasted grasshopper tossed in a chili lime salt? **crickets**
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Seattle wouldn't be worth saving in a nuclear attack," Tweeted Baba Yaga to her legion of followers, sparking outrage
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Thu April 06, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Headless body found in Snake River postively identified as Potlatch, ID, man missing since 2008
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 1.75 miles, world's largest tunnel-cutting machine finally breaks through to the other side. Behold the boring video
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox news covers MLB opening Day as only they can: "MLB opens season with record percentage of foreign-born players"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on ComicsTV: The Waverider crew returns to their own past on "Legends of Tomorrow". (CW 8ET) Liv discovers that Seattle is lousy with zombies on "iZombie". (CW 9ET) Finally, Daisy and Simmons enter the Matrix on "Agents of Shield" (ABC 10ET)
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Seattle Mayor, to Democrats: "You goddamn idiots" (paraphrased)
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Sun April 02, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, the show that brought you Bill Nye & Joel McHale was Almost Cancelled for broadcasting that Seattle's Space Needle had collapsed. To be fair, the WTC & Murrah Federal Buildings were still around
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Skins President Bruce Allen went full Regina George on former GM Scot McCloughan: "Nobody likes you in this building. Nobody wants you here"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle's bikeshare program, Pronto, closes down after millions spent to acquire bikes and install stations. It seems the general public never got stoked about bicycling around a rainy, hilly city to do stuff
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Has the world seemed darker and gloomier than ever lately? If you're in Seattle, you're not just imagining things
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Thu March 30, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trucker drives 47 hours non-stop from Seattle to Massachusetts with help of crystal meth, LSD and cocaine. Gets arrested. Baller
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