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Headlines matching 'Seattle'
Wed February 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Komo) Cool Lots of rainbows in Seattle today as WA becomes the first state to pass marriage equality by popular vote  (komonews.com) (515)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle is making substantial progress toward becoming a five-sport city  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (176)


Mon February 06, 2012
(My Northwest) Unlikely Amazon hopes to satisfy customers that enjoy long lines, crowded parking lots, and surly retail clerks  (mynorthwest.com) (28)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Seattle Times) Sad Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (66)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Will Seattle get another professional football team? Wait, they already have one?  (blog.seattlepi.com) (41)
(SeattlePI) Dumbass Woman caught after high speed chase through Seattle in stolen cherry picker tells cops it was always on her bucket list  (seattlepi.com) (11)
(SeattlePI) Amusing Seattle library lets man watch internet porn, presumably because it's easier to clean the computer screen than to unstick book pages  (seattlepi.com) (47)


Wed February 01, 2012
(YouTube) Video Somebody handed over the keys to Century Link Field in Seattle and let these guys play with the lights. The result is awesome  (youtube.com) (31)
(Seattle Times) Cool Seattle Times gives Fark a shout out for this gem. "How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (1)


Tue January 31, 2012
(SeattlePI) Silly People in Seattle after a major snow storm in 2008: We don't have enough snowplows. People in Seattle after a major snow storm in 2012: We have too many snowplows  (seattlepi.com) (61)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing The Seattle Post-Intelligencer applauds Fark's headline about a woman's most unusual marriage  (blog.seattlepi.com) (3)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Seattle is trying to reach around and steal San Francisco's tourists  (blog.seattlepi.com) (55)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Komo) Amusing Seattle woman attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation  (komonews.com) (94)


Thu January 26, 2012
(YouTube) Asinine Seattle uses "big ass tow trucks" ... according to Q13 Fox News reporter  (youtube.com) (19)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Critical of Seattleites in the snow? This reporter would like to invite you to have a nice warm cup of STFU  (king5.com) (203)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Seattle Times) Spiffy The Seattle Times runs with FARK's headline about Deion Sanders and scores big laughs (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (3)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Preview of tonight's Thunder game. Why? Because fark Seattle, that's why  (sports.yahoo.com) (48)
(Fark) Fail How many Seattle TFers are up and dealing with Snowmaggeddon?  (fark.com) (164)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Jalopnik) Amusing Your annual Morons Driving in Snow thread, with video goodness from Seattle. BONUS: Idiot installs snow chains on REAR tires of FWD car  (jalopnik.com) (359)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Seattle Times) Sappy Ugly ass sea otter pups born at Seattle Awwwquarium   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (47)


Wed January 11, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Arrogant Amazon employees not making friends near shiny new Seattle campus. "Do you not realize that you are working for an updated version of Sears and Roebuck so you should check yourself?"  (blog.seattlepi.com) (40)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Seattle megachurch pastor sparks controversy over detailed sex book he wrote with his wife. Holy fark  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (177)
(Yahoo) Strange Not News: Busted for stealing from work. News: You're a medical examiner. Fark: You stole body parts. TotalFark: To homeschool your own cadaver dog  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Seattle Times) Sad Melany is the only person in Seattle harvesting squirrels for protein. In other news, people eat squirrels  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (230)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Komo) Dumbass The Seattle Police Department; winning the hearts and minds of the public one kick to the groin at a time  (komonews.com) (123)


Thu December 22, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing Will the Colts continue to ruin their draft position? Who is TJ Yates? Find out tonight on your Thursday Night Football thread. Colts vs. Texans. 8:20 PM ET. NFL Network  (scores.espn.go.com) (759)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ladies, there is nothing wrong with your vaginas. Do not attempt to adjust your vaginas. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from your inner organs to the Ohio state capitol  (news.yahoo.com) (204)


Sun December 18, 2011
(ESPN) Cool CAN Tebow the Magical Unicorn defeat New England? WILL the Packers run into a "trap game" in Kansas City? IF the Titans battle the Colts, does anyone really care? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 15 Thread. (Games begin @ 1pm EST on FOX, CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (4281)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times gives praise to FARK's witty Tim Tebow headline (2nd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(Seattle Times) Dumbass Seattle burglar scales homeowner's 10-foot fence, lands in a pack of hungry pit bulls. It's Gary Larson's town, we just live in it  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (54)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times loves FARK's headline about Albert Pujols becoming a Devil or Angel (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CNNGo) Sick 787 Dreamliner breaks records by flying nonstop from Seattle to Dhaka, then clocking in at 42 hours, 27 minutes for a round-the-world flight. With those out of the way, it shall now attempt to wear 248 t-shirts at once  (cnngo.com) (44)


Sun December 04, 2011
(ESPN) Cool WILL "Tebowmania" run wild in Minnesota? CAN Green Bay go 12-0 in New York? IS anyone in Vegas CRAAAZY enough to even take bets on the Colts and Patriots? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 13 Thread. (Games begin at 1 pm EST/10 am PST)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(KING5) Interesting While you were busy trying to make ends meet, a woman in Seattle has been collecting $1200 a month in housing assistance, along with food stamps and living in a 2,500 square-foot home, with gardens and a boat dock, that is valued at $1.2 million  (king5.com) (162)


Fri December 02, 2011
(SeattlePI) Strange "Forever 21" clothing chain under fire for selling replica of "Flipper" shirt Kurt Cobain drew and then wore on SNL in 1992  (blog.seattlepi.com) (88)


Thu December 01, 2011
(ESPN) Fail Fire up the Yakkety Sax box, it's Philly at Seattle for your Thursday night viewing pleasure. No questions asked  (scores.espn.go.com) (824)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Seattle Times) Amusing According to the Seattle Times, Fark's Indianapolis Colts headline is a winner. If only the Colts could be so lucky (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (1)


Tue November 29, 2011
(BBC) Ironic Retired Seattle police chief Norm Stamper - who led the 1999 WTO Battle for Seattle - says that police responses to the Occupy protests is too heavy handed, blames the militarization of local police by Homeland Security  (bbc.co.uk) (105)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times loves FARK's clever suhspension headline (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup You know that woman who miscarried in OWS Seattle? Turns out she might not have been pregnant at all. Or maybe for a month. Three months? Twins?  (mynorthwest.com) (738)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Raw Story) Sad How is babby miscarried? By pepper spray and kicks to the belly by Seattle police at Occupy protest  (rawstory.com) (707)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Seattle Times) Cool The Seattle Times says that Fark's headline about the return of Wilson Ramos is a real catch (5th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Seattle Times) Amusing The Seattle Times says that Fark's headline about the NBA All-Star Game is a slam dunk (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Tue November 15, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary The War on Christmas taken to a frightening new level with the deployment of anti-aircraft weapons  (msnbc.msn.com) (48)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times recognizes FARK's great MLB headline about Wilson Ramos as one of the best of the week  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Remember, remember, the high-budget Hollywood production loosely related to an event that the British government used to keep its population in line  (news.yahoo.com) (213)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Victim in DUI crash with Seattle Police Officer amazed he's still alive, glad officer was too drunk to find his gun  (kirotv.com) (122)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times thinks FARK's clever headline about NFL myths is one of highlights of the week (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Tue October 25, 2011
(SB Nation) Amusing Oregon State football team arrives at Seattle hotel, discovers the hotel is hosting a zombie convention. Zombies defeat Beavers 35-17  (seattle.sbnation.com) (14)


Sat October 22, 2011
(seattle times) Sad Washington State Senator Scott White of Seattle dies at age 41  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)


Tue October 18, 2011
(SeattlePI) Followup Police say they've caught the jerk who has been masturbating in public around Seattle  (seattlepi.com) (58)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times throws a stiff arm laugh at FARK's recent football headline (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)

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