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Headlines matching 'Seattle'
Tue April 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the latest Oakland Raiders QB to be a bust is Terrelle Pryor, who was traded to the Seattle Seahawks for a 7th-round draft pick
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(66)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"
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(224)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The mammoth tusk discovered in Seattle has got a name, plans to carry it with it like its daddy did
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(16)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
'90s rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot will perform Prokofiev orchestral arrangement of Posse On Broadway with Seattle Symphony because he loves making music. "They say it seems like a desperate attempt to remain relevant. But no one says that about Mick Jagger"
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(41)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
You may kiss the bride if you can hold your nose long enough
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(34)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg hosting "wellness retreats," coincidentally enough in states with legalized Marijuana. I wonder why that would be?
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why do baseball coaches say not to slide into first base? Ask Josh Hamilton, who just derailed the best start in his career by tearing a ligament in his thumb while doing so
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(37)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Experts warn: people who attended Kings of Leon show in Seattle exposed to measles, crappy music
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(14)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Neither skunk nor reefer nor herb nor baggies of nugs stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds whether you wanted it or not
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(49)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's tough being an arsonist in Seattle because the rain keeps putting out all your fires
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(13)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember Richard Sherman's epic post-game rant against 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree? It turns out it was all part of an elaborate publicity stunt
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(127)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle police report that Kurt Cobain is still dead
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(62)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Corey Hart wished old teammates had worked harder to keep him, had worn sunglasses at night, and had never surrendered
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(19)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Golden Tate, now with Detroit, said that the Seahawks offer was "laughable" which means he probably hasn't seen the Lions yet
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(84)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A brief history of how shaving has evolved over the past 100,000 years. Obviously not applicable in Seattle or Portland
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(73)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's view of the fire from the KOMO news helicopter crash in Seattle today
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(36)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
News helicopter crash in Seattle starts three-vehicle carbeque
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(121)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fark continues to save comedians a lot of time they used to spend writing their own jokes: "I'll go on Fark.com to see if there's any weird things going on. Some of the things these guys get, I don't know where they get them from"
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(0)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks to fans: "Hey thanks for supporting us on our Super Bowl run. Oh yeah, have fun with the 12% ticket price increase this year, mmmmmmkay?"
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(56)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Carpool to work? You've cost a taxi driver their job, you subhuman monster
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(57)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Blind man robbery suspect arrested. He would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for that wall, the stairs, a couple of trees
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(15)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Continuing David Stern's tradition of trolling Seattle, new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver would be open to placing expansion teams in Europe before resurrecting the Sonics
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(88)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano figures out what every M's fan has known since 2002
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(29)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times puts FARK's clever baseball headline at the top of their weekly lineup (8th section)
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(0)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seahawks Wide Receiver Doug Baldwin enters restricted free agency, tweets the 12th Man that NFL & ESPN are all money-making show businesses #AREYOUNOTENTERTAINED?
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(38)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
First U.S. bitcoin ATMs are now a virtual reality
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(25)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two Seattle boys learn the hard way: when building a fire in your fireplace, do NOT light the fire with rocket fuel and fireworks
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(33)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that FARK's football headline is not only clever, but Smart (2nd section)
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(0)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ancient mammoth tusk unearthed in Seattle. Residents say they liked the tusk better before it was discovered
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(64)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Seattle's billion-dollar tunnel boondoggle hits yet another snag. Better get more lube
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(98)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How big was the Seahawks victory parade? Seattle School district reported nearly 20% absentee rate----for teachers
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(133)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle goes all Beast Mode for their 1st ever Super Bowl win
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can now add "Golden Tate's agent" to the list of people who hate Golden Tate
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(170)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City Brewery trolls Seattle hard
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(128)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
What do you call a Seattle cop with 120 complaints against him? Deputy. What about 121? Fired
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(66)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: Portrait of Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. Fark: Made out of Skittles. Ultra-Fark: Created by Seattle indie band Death Cab for Cutie's bassist Nick Harmer
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(24)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos avoid record for worst Super Bowl defeat. Record remains safe with... The Denver Broncos
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(268)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
Not News: Furniture store holds promotion that if you spend more than $6,000 you get your money back if Seattle wins the Super Bowl. Fark: Store refunds over $7 Million back to customers
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(127)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC gives Super Bowl fans a great street party. NJ shows fans what commuters on NJ Transit go through every day
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(36)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite the Saints best efforts, Weapon X is a go for the Superb Owl 48
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(40)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Washington State ferries to be renamed for Seahawk players this Sunday. The 'M/V Marshawn Lynch' will depart from Kitsap Peninsula, smash into coastlines, pleasure boats, and various exposed rocks before reaching Seattle harbor safely
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(38)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Bible clearly says that Seattle will win the Superbowl
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Another Seattle Seahawk is being labeled a thug because he A) Asked to bring a gun to the Superbowl. B) Called Peyton Manning a fetus that needs to be kicked off the plantation. C) Showed insufficient deference to sports "journalists"
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(97)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eli the ape from Utah has predicted the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl. What's the big deal? He has correctly picked the last six Super Bowl winners
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(100)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The mayors of Denver and Seattle have a friendly wager with each other over the Super Bowl, and New Mexicans have a problem with it
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(36)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Seattle is going to win the Super Bowl, 27-16. It's science
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warm asses, huge quantities of Vaseline could be the unmentionable 12th man at this weekend's Super Bowl
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(23)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The new Browns GM? Yeah, remember this? "Seattle Seahawks should sit Russell Wilson and play Matt Flynn"
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Taste the BeastMode
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(18)
 
(Coed)
 
 
 
A pair of Seattle Seahawks fans named their new kid "12th Mann." Your move, Denver
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(53)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Denver classic rock radio station bans Seattle bands during Super Bowl week. Of course, without bands like Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Heart, and Pearl Jam, their playlist now consists of three Pink Floyd songs and Hotel California
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(50)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty gigapixel interactive image of Seattle. Bonus: with Easter eggs
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(78)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Bright sunlight may lead to frowns and aggression, explaining why there are so many happy and chipper people in places like Seattle
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(14)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Important: The Seattle Skittles Sausage has landed
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(49)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll thinks the NFL should get high on the idea of medicinal marijuana for its players
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out, Richard Sherman was mic'ed up for the last part of the Seahawks-49'ers' game, and when you listen to that audio, HE isn't the one who comes off as a complete douche. Subby, for one, offers Sherman a mental apology
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(138)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The subplot to Peyton Manning's #1 pass offense vs Seattle's #2 pass defense: Manning alone makes $9.1M more than the entire Seattle secondary
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(59)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you went trick-or-treating in Seattle on Halloween in 1976, you may have been the target of a nefarious science experiment. Finally, that flannel and grunge thing is explained
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Seattle Children's Hospital investigated for using dirty instruments. Officials say that since it's children's hospital, they're protected by the five-second rule
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(8)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Nevada odds makers put Peyton Manning's Super Bowl yardage against Seattle at 323.5. Over or under? Discuss
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(91)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: The Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos have made it to what's being dubbed the Marijuana Bowl. Create your own promotional flyer for it
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(23)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who is the bigger thug? Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman or YouTube heartthrob Justin Bieber
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(174)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times loves FARK's pot shot at Florida State recruitment (2nd section)
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(0)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The sixth man photobombs the twelfth man in ballsy fashion
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(25)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Maziel challenges Seahawks "12th man" boast. Fortunately, whatever team that drafts him will never face Seattle in a game
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(44)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Seattle headed to team's first Super Bowl"
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(27)
 


Mon January 20, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Interview with Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen reveals his secrets for running a winning team. #1 - Don't buy any team in Houston
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(29)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Could this year's Super Bowl be known as the Marijuana Bowl if Denver and Seattle are in it? Do you have you own names for the Super Bowl for whoever faces off with each other?
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seattle fan counts his Seachickens before they hatch
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(59)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Seattle and San Francisco start a friendly wager where everyone wins
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(46)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Seattle player says Jimmy Graham, who caught more than three times as many touchdown passes as any Seahawks receiver, is soft, overrated
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(144)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who Dat? Seattle Dat, apparently
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(70)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle newspaper says Seahawks' "secret weapon" is the noise the home crowd makes. Pulitzer Prize committee alerted to this fine job of investigative reporting
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(138)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Seattle's plans for a municipal fiber-optic network are buffering... buffering... buffering
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(12)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three years ago today, BeastQuake, the greatest run in NFL post-season history, shook up Seattle
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(152)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch made $7 million in base salary in 2013. There are people in Seattle collecting money to pay for his $50k fine
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(96)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Seattle's mystery of unknown underground object that stopped its big borer Bertha has been solved, and it's the definition of an anticlimax
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(90)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andy Dalton finally get a playoff win for the Bengals? Can the 49ers avoid a Flair flop in snowy Green Bay? WOOOO, It's time for Day Two of NFL Wild Card Weekend. (Kickoff @ 1:05 ET on CBS)
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(3255)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seattle woman has three-hour orgasm that lands her in the hospital, her boyfriend in the hall of fame
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(112)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Gathering has begun. WILL the Colts trample the Chiefs? CAN the Saints survive near-zero temperatures, let alone the Eagles? DOES vodak mix with hot cocoa? THIS is YOUR 2014 NFL Wild Card Saturday Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 4:30 ET on NBC)
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(3526)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vapid Seattleite with made up name 'documents' an entire year spent at Starbucks. Bonus: pictorial goodness of her and her receipts
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(194)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(Agora Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
"Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth"
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(105)
 

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