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Headlines matching 'Seal'
Sat January 28, 2012
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(CBS News) Interesting Artist photographs couples after sealing them in shrink-wrap and vacuuming out the air. Why, yes, he is Japanese -- thanks for asking  (cbsnews.com) (67)


Thu January 26, 2012
(National Post) Asinine Son of U.S. Transportation Secretary will not be allowed to leave Egypt, according to Egyptian officials hoping to get Seal Team 6's autographs  (news.nationalpost.com) (44)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Gizmodo) Weird And lo, the lamb opened the seventh seal and saw that Fleshlight is developing an iPad case you can have sex with (Not safe for work)  (gizmodo.com) (56)


Mon January 23, 2012
(TMZ) Followup Heidi Klum is divorcing Seal because he keeps getting more than a little bit crazy  (tmz.com) (91)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Seal placed on Endangered Spouses list  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Judge spares teenage burglar from prison time and congratulates him because he had "got off his backside to work". Fark: The teen clubs baby seals to death for a living  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Obama taking credit for the actions of SEAL Team 6 is like Nixon taking credit for Apollo 11  (hapblog.com) (393)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Judge to Apple: who do you think you are? The Church of Scientology? Information already in public domain cannot be sealed to the public, hence the word "public" before "domain"  (bloomberg.com) (19)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Building his resume for a future career with the DEA, Navy SEAL shoots self in head while demonstrating that his gun was not loaded  (nctimes.com) (284)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting With 160 kills, Navy SEAL Chris Kyle is the deadliest sniper in US history. The ghost of Simo Hayha smiles, pats the kid on the head, and allows that's not a half-bad day's work  (nypost.com) (264)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Beware the Facebook friend collector... he'll just seal you up in a mylar bag with a stiff backing board and never take you out of the longbox  (cnn.com) (17)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Amusing A baby fur seal has made its way into a New Zealand home and taken a quick nap on the couch  (abc.net.au) (68)


Mon December 05, 2011
(BBC) Scary Your girlfriend isn't as pretty as the girls you see at the gym. Do you c) Use a stun gun on her, seal her in a box and then bury her in a shallow grave? Bonus: She digs herself out  (bbc.co.uk) (150)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Ginger-colored seal pup rejected by family, now center of attention at Russian zoo (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Sappy Parents of fallen Navy SEAL who gave up career as artist to join SEAL Team 6 discover hidden treasure trove of over 150 of his paintings in their barn loft  (wtkr.com) (76)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Russian officials are about to open up the hatch to a windowless cell that's been sealed for 520-days as part of a simulaton to Mars. How much you wanna bet all they find the crew all dead and a slug-like alien crawling around inside?  (mnn.com) (76)


Tue November 01, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D  (nypost.com) (19)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Sciencemag) Interesting And when he had opened the eighth seal, I saw eight colors of lint envelop the world and eight angels did sneeze and flood the world with wrathful snot, and the people did PANIC  (news.sciencemag.org) (19)


Tue October 25, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Male dolphins act as each others wingmen to help them seal the deal with the ladies  (physorg.com) (24)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Seal keeps getting in the way of photographers trying to get pictures of penguins, repeatedly asks where his bucket is  (dailymail.co.uk) (86)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Hot Air) Cool Not News: Hollywood movie about the navy SEALs. Farkin Awesome: All SEALs in the film played by actually Farkin SEALs, who wrote their own action scenes. Cool trailer  (hotair.com) (85)

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