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Headlines matching 'Scottish'

Thu March 11, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		After laughing at USA's ridiculous currency situation, Brits should know that £3 billion worth of Edward Elgar 20-pound notes will turn into valueless paper this July (telegraph.co.uk)	(23)

Thu March 04, 2010

Muslims upset over suicide bombings and terror attacks carried out in their name. Just kidding, they're OUTRAGED because a Scottish pub is named Medina (news.stv.tv)

(331)

Sun February 28, 2010

Surfing's really cool, except when you originally went snow skiing, fall into Scottish avalanche (news.bbc.co.uk)

(28)

Fri February 26, 2010

Scottish company provides Roger Ebert with a new voice. Now if they can only create a zombie Siskel (chicagobreakingnews.com)

(30)

Sun February 14, 2010

Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a kilt-dropping Scotsman for no reason at all (news.com.au)

(44)

Sun February 07, 2010

		Scottish pensioner awarded judo's highest rank - you can step on his lawn, but you'll be leaving quickly, backwards and upside down (news.bbc.co.uk)	(8)
		Top Scottish playwright pens "Macbeth II: Electric Boogaloo" set immediately after conclusion of Shakespeare's original (news.scotsman.com)	(21)

Sat February 06, 2010

Anthrax contaminated heroin spreads. Because if there's one thing you don't want in a drug that can kill you is another drug that can kill you (news.com.au)

(175)

Fri February 05, 2010

Antarctic Whisky expedition turns up five cases (timesonline.co.uk)

(60)

Fri January 29, 2010

Scottish scientists "lead the world," developing technology to view Flame Nebula. Next up: deep-fried Flame Nebula

(timesonline.co.uk)

(19)

Fri January 15, 2010

(Some Guy)

Susan Boyle steals a mop at the airport and starts singing into it, then shines the shoes of strangers. And then things get really weird (heraldsun.com.au)

(162)

Fri January 08, 2010

Teenage Scottish girl accuses two others of attacking her in the locker room, and calling her a slut, and pulling her hair, and... and... BRB (news.scotsman.com)

(200)

Thu December 10, 2009

Scottish airports report first rise in passenger numbers since March 2008. Causes include increasing consumer confidence, overwhelming urge to go somewhere, anywhere, other than Scotland (news.bbc.co.uk)

(9)

Wed December 09, 2009

Scottish babysitter does the "I've fallen and I'm too drunk to get up" thing. In traffic. Dropping the toddler she's watching, and overturning the stroller full of booze (news.stv.tv)

(63)

Sat November 28, 2009

Scots enraged as English start making single-malt whisky, even though you can't tell the difference between it and 18-year-old Glendfiddich after you mix it with ice and Mountain Dew like the whisky snobs do (dailymail.co.uk)

(67)

Fri November 27, 2009

Scottish brewery releases world's strongest beer, Tactical Nuclear Penguin, that's 32% alcohol. The Sun is there (thesun.co.uk)

(129)

Wed November 25, 2009

Who's down with OBE? Alan Cumming (contactmusic.com)

(23)

Tue November 24, 2009

		Hey boys, you know that hot teenage girl you were exposing yourself to via webcam? Well, turns out she's a 41-year-old Olympic weightlifter called Alan (news.bbc.co.uk)	(101)
(The Courier)		Scottish city declines to sanction official drunken street party for New Year's, since citizens manage to have one every other night of the year without any help (thecourier.co.uk)	(28)