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298 headlines found matching 'School'
Mon December 11, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway, who works for a guy that mocked a disabled reporter, insulted two Gold Star families, and generally bullies anyone he perceives as an enemy, says that we should lead by example in response to bullied middle schooler video
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Comic strip assignment about Hitler's rise raises questions at Gurnee school. Like, was Hitler really a pony?
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(Time)
 
 
 
The American Dream of buying a home, working 9 to 5, and having a 401K will not make you rich
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Sun December 10, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Home-schooled kids not getting enough interaction to function in society. The new hotness: Home-schooled kids not getting enough nutrition to function at all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A dad pens a brilliant letter to his daughter's school asking why they were still living in 1968 after she was sent for a makeover with the other girls while the boys got a field trip to a hardware store
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
St. Norbert's women's basketball team suspended 10 games for an alcohol-related incident. Apparently it had to do with the players having to spend all their college years in De Pere, Wisconsin
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
In his career he amassed 300 wins, 3 National Championships, and created an offense still used from high school to college programs today. Coach Tubby Raymond has passed away at age 92
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Fri December 08, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Texas prisons ban 10,000 books from their library. Which is almost as many as the number banned by the Texas State School Board
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is it scary or comforting knowing that Australian politicians are as stupid as those in the US?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's winners and losers in the GOP Tax Scam: Public schools vs expensive private schools. You'll never guess who comes out on top
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'll take Computer Crimes for $2000, Alex
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Tue December 05, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you can read this headline, please step forward. Not so fast, Californians
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The high school where 100% of graduates got into colleges is also the one where 50% missed more than 30 days of classes, 20% missed more than 90 days, and the average SAT score was 782/1600
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Texas cheerleader takes mime game to another level
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You're just now figuring that out?
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Mon December 04, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Duke strips Charlie Rose of journalism award and I'm conflicted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for drawing school shooting on son's homework. No charges in connection with the crap drawn on his face
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LaVar takes his Ball and goes home
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You think YOU are hard and cynical? You ain't SEEN hard to you read this 6-year-old's letter to Santa: "I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You dont know the troubles Ive had in my life. Good bye"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Have some extra money and want a supercar to drop your kids off at school with? Meet the Lamborghini SUV
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State makes a commitment to play to win the game
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The worst terrorists, I mean the absolute meanest scariest worst, are those Texan 6-year-old Muslims with Down Syndrome
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel tells GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore he'll meet him in Gadsden, AL mall, man-to-man with high school cheerleaders. "And ... if you can somehow manage to keep little Roy in your little cowboy pants ... we'll talk about Christian values"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump wants to make school lunches just like the ones he eats every day. If you're unclear, this is not a good thing
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(AP)
 
 
 
The Green Berets are revolting, and the army wants to know why
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Want to learn how to mine in space? You could cringe through an Affleck movie, or enroll in the School of Mines
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS Red Party Tax plan would lead to grad students being taxed on free tuition as if it was income, giving them an income tax head start of $40,000 or $50,000 a year on a lifetime of unbearable debt even if living in mom's attic, eating garbage
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He was once a secret literary agent for British Intelligence. He has a tattoo in the shape of a preposition . . . on his right kidney. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can and should you take the day off work or pull the kids out of school to enjoy a snow day?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Cat's life saved after surviving a week with head stuck in mayonnaise jar. Your dog wants mustard
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Tue November 28, 2017
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
High school morans decide a cancer awareness rally is the perfect place for a rape joke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even Jason Witten won't want the Tennessee coaching job
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Sam Darnold: What ever could make you think I'd stay in school one more year than enter the Draft? Media: *points to the Cleveland Browns with the #1 pick*
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: Can my narcissistic ex-husband change? Signed, Ivana
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
People driving while playing 'Pokémon Go' may have caused billions in damages in the U.S, tenfold increase in Darwin award recipients
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In exactly the kind of move you'd expect, the Mooch sues a school newspaper for insulting him by describing him accurately
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Earthquakes triggered by Best Korea's latest nuclear test collapse farms, homes, and a school, killing dozens of people and injuring hundreds more. To express his deep concern, Kim orders farmers back to work (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat November 25, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Student suspended for three days for saying he had a bomb in his backpack. Fark: his father complained that the sentence was too harsh. Ultrafark: the student was five years old
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Fri November 24, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's Mighty Morphin' Porno Making Teacher show. Today, we learn that if you put a kiddie face in a porno image it becomes kiddie porn. Fark: Done by Teacher of the Year 2015
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers now examining the link between vaccine refusal and those who use alternative medicines (as it relates to spread of disease and eventual emergency room and hospital admissions) Tag is for refusers
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Some Hot Dog)
 
 
 
So who will be the top dog this year? Which breeds are you rooting for? Do you own a dog and which breed is it? It is your National Dog Show thread, the fun begins at Noon ET on NBC
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Wed November 22, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher deregistered after screening a TED talk on orgasms. "I didn't see it coming", says one schoolboy
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
British dental pioneer Jimmy Steele dies; was noted for his groundbreaking new report on astounding toothbrush technology widely used elsewhere in Europe
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Science experiment at all-girls Catholic school causes multiple students to burst into flames, suspiciously just like witches. Why, yes, alcohol was involved
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School faces controversy over teacher's take on the "Zombie-Based Learning" curriculum, in which students were asked to choose which three people get eaten first
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Soldier says "God was over me" after accident. Presumably He was driving the school bus
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(AOL)
 
 
 
How many 6-year-olds could you take in a fight? Well, if you want to find out, the Pennsylvania school system is hiring teachers
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Guy wakes up blind one morning, goes on to work as victim advocate and open a karate school. Wilson Fisk could not be reached for comment
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
UCF sorority suspended for forcing new sisters "to 'chug' pitchers of alcohol" at local bar, which seems an impossible feat to survive, much less to find bars serving pitchers of pure grain alcohol
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher on FB: Ten years ago, when kids failed to stand for the Pledge, I failed their asses. School system: You know the Supreme court said that was illegal back in 1945 right? So you get a vacation while we figure out whether you really did that
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day when the splash screen for Incognito Mode gets its own article. Apparently, the Sun was there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dude, you're just not as good at multi-tasking as you think you are
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today's school bus driver accused of driving drunk on the job is brought to you by Indiana
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Mon November 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino still doesn't think his coaching career is over
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's nice to see Oklahoma education system functioning the way the GOP would like it to function
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: School lunch
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Sat November 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City teacher claims that years of drinking at school made her sick
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado voters elect convicted murderer to school board. Apparently he's a proponent of the program "No Child Left Alive"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
JFK's grandson speaks up about attending Harvard Law School: 'I don't have a life, but that's what I signed up for.' If only there were some way to describe this paper chase
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Valpo law school will need a last-second Bryce Drew 3 to keep its doors open
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cocks deny pussy grabber
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The most Tennessee headline you'll see today: Is Jim Bob Cooter interested in University of Tennessee coaching job?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
University accused of failing to take action against student with strange sexual fetish. What strange sexual fetish you ask? Well, you'll just have to click to find outHE DRESSES UP AS A BABY HAHAHA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A high school principal would summon girls by intercom to his office, so PedoMoore could hit on them over the phone
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Wed November 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LaVar told to take his Ball and go home
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It turns out Roy Moore's wife was in the same high school class as one of his victims, though he had the decency to meet this one when she was very mature 24
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Tue November 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cost the state $3 million because you conducted a mass warrantless strip search of 900 high school students (and found nothing)? Well Mr. you'd better believe you're getting suspendin'... at least until the outrage dies down
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher discovers student loan debt suddenly at $3.9 million, wonders where he got a second bachelor's degree. Fark: The amount owed was his Social Security number
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How young is too young for cell phones in school?
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Mon November 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carlos Beltran retires as a champion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to move up the socioeconomic ladder? Whoa, not so fast there poor people
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Where can you find answers such as "boy toy" and "trophy wife"? If you answered Carter Woodson Middle School worksheet, you're on the short list for school administrator
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's the secret to a truly energy efficient building? Don't let people use it
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Good news if you're hoping to go to college in Virginia: Colleges are waiving their application fees for "College Application Week." So that's a good $30 or $40 off the six-figure debt you'll have later in life. Go chase those dreams, young ones
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's getting so bad for college students trying to pay off their loans that they're turning to 'Sugar Daddies' for help paying for their schooling. Welcome to the real world of having to sell yourself out to get ahead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian couple builds 10,000 sq ft nuclear fallout shelter made from 42 school buses buried under soil and concrete. Capacity of 300 very close friends
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"We wondered why someone his age would hang out at high school football games and the mall"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good: Man wants to avoid his wife getting a DUI. Gallant: So he agrees to pick her up from party. Fark: Man is killed in a DUI accident on the way to pick up his wife from party
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Donnie and Pootie try out for "Who wore it better?"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku reviews Public School Thanksgiving Feast. Man, this Steam shovelware is getting ridiculous
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Smoking hot substitute teacher arrested for heavy petting in Kettering and soaking wood in Oakwood
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Thu November 09, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
The eternal conflict between Spicolli and Mr. Hand takes a dark turn
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa man dies in the most Iowa way possible
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dick says goodnight moon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski enrolls in the Carter Page School of Recovered Memory
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michigan Senate allows concealed guns in gun-free zones like schools, churches, and bars. This will definitely end the terrible gun violence the country is plagued with at least in this state which will leave more thoughts and prayers for the others
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(InToday)
 
 
 
Healthiest air on the planet causes 18 car pileup
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Citizens of Tatarstan demand that Tatar language classes for Tatar tots be mandatory in Tatar schools
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Players from Alabama's 2009 Championship team were paid for signing autographs... which means nothing to the NCAA because they aren't Notre Dame, USC, Penn St, etc
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher, 22, not taught correctly how to deal with the real world and his work, quits in tears after one term because of 'impossible hours' and getting home by 6:30pm
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California high school students rebel against a confederate mascot
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida school offers bulletproof backpacks, special compartment holding chalk for body outlines
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's privacy violation is brought to you by Colorado, in which a high school installed cameras in a bathroom
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Sat November 04, 2017
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
After thief steals disabled girl's speaking computer, which is the only way she can communicate with anyone, the local sheriff channels his inner Liam Neeson
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Fri November 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Oregon teen was excited to join her high school dance team. Then she learned about the maple syrup wrestling"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas renames Robert E. Lee High School to Legacy of Educational Excellence High School. LEE High School, if you will
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ivanka requires an army of bootlickers and servants to function, such as mobilizing 21 government employees and 150 emails to choreograph a 45 minute discussion on STEM for school children. Your tax dollars at work
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bomb making suspects plot foiled when they bought wrong type of nail polish remover. He must have missed that day in ISIS school
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: "Coding should be a required course in all schools." I agree, I had to learn Visual Basic in elementary school and that has never failed to impress
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Topless schoolgirls on dirt bikes injure student in end-of-year prank (NSFWish)
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Wed November 01, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The War on Terror has cost us $250 million... a day for 16 years
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Despite magic underwear, more Utah high school seniors drinking alcohol
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Employer demanding health insurer not cover drug that can benefit half its employees because Jesus
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Tue October 31, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hostage situation at an elementary school in Riverside, CA, as reports say parent has taken a teacher hostage
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Possible shooter in a car running over pedestrians and then hitting a school bus very close to subby in Downtown Manhattan. Multiple injured
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Mon October 30, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Middle school cafeteria's autumn lentil festival turns out to be a bad idea
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
NJ High School football ref walks off field because some players took a knee. In a development that should surprise no one, he made racist comments on FB about the Obamas last year. Also surprising no one, claims his account was hacked
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too tired from Game 5? MLB's excuse note for work or school has you covered
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas school district gets shamed over corporal punishment stance by the Church of Satan
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Sun October 29, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Girl uses her public Instagram account to make threats against her school
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Fri October 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's sad the only collegiate league handling this anthem business properly is the one nobody cares about
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
School counselor has "sex romp" with 2 students. College. Nope. High school. Nah. Um, Junior High. Nuh-uh. Oh no. No no no no no
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You're not allowed to dye your hair, so you must dye your hair. Sorry, I don't make the rules
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools kill 'To Kill A Mockingbird' ban
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Roy Moore was considered a doofus in high school and his professor even nicknamed him "fruit salad"
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez tells law school audience that "the Electoral College is not a creation of the Constitution." Then he bites the head off a bat
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
College of the Ozarks creates mandatory patriotism class. Would you like to know more?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Girl playing on boys high school golf team told she won't be eligible for trophy, plays anyway and posts top score
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Administrators in one southern California school district have been receiving extra payments from a secret "profit sharing" fund for decades, and no one seems to know why. Not even the people receiving them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The concept of the "problem child" is flawed; we should not see them as a problem first, we must see them as a child first
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's okay if high school boys are shirtless as they cheer on their school's football team. But fetch the fainting couch and pass the smelling salts if a high school girl in a sports bra wants to take off her shirt to cheer on the team
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Trouble was bruin at this Altadena school as intruders were found without a maul pass
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Earth Touch News)
 
 
 
It seems like when a school has cougar problems, it's usually one of the faculty, not an actual cougar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assembly day in the school gym. First up: That troupe that uses trampolines to do acrobatic slam dunks. Then Mr Putin will talk to us about the horrors of genetically-modified superhuman armies of our dystopic future
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking farked up the internet
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Mon October 23, 2017
(WXXI Rochester)
 
 
 
Billionaire refuses to pay $90k in school taxes because geese are pooping on his lawn
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Sun October 22, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
School cancels Halloween because it's not inclusive of all students. Fark: Replaces it with Black and Orange day. I guess White and Yellow aren't welcome
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary really tried to skip Trump's inauguration, but Laura Bush and Michelle Obama were both going so she really had to, because apparently everyone involved is still in middle school
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: Virginia Middle Schoolers Simulate Sex Acts With Pinned Down Black Students While Yelling Racial Slurs. So many tags, but only one truly fits
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Fri October 20, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Kid brought butterknife to school. For lunch. So, obviously the kid needed to be taught a lesson
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher reveals his favorite songs from his favorite bands; the list includes The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Blur, The La's, and--wait, what?
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tinder is reinforcing ancient mating habits...like the 2am booty calls behind the Gas-N-Sip
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-coach #2 Pitino attempts Sgt. Schultz impression
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Jayhawks football fans horrified that their school's game vs. TCU will be broadcast on Fox Saturday primetime, mostly because there are too many gruesome murders and bodybags on primetime TV already
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft's new Surface Book 2 is a beast. Once again Microsoft is schooling Apple on what a modern laptop should be"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis elementary school in Jackson, Mississippi, is being renamed. Care to guess whose name will now grace the institution?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
High school cheerleaders in Utah proclaim their support for interracial sex. Oh, wait. Nope. Just racist-ass brats
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said the victim ran as the clown chased him a short distance. Then the clown tripped and fell, and went back into the bushes. "
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi town finally joins the 20th century and looks forward to joining those of us in the 21st century by desegregating its schools
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman writes about her experience living in a haunted dorm room while in college. Share your haunted living experiences here
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
High School runner helps struggling opponent cross the finish line
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Murica
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools ban "To Kill a Mockingbird" because, um, it uses the N-word, yeah, that'll do for an excuse
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NCAA is so mad about UNC's brilliant diploma mill ploy, that they have ruled NC State's Braxton Beverly out for this season as an undergraduate transfer. If only he had enrolled in fake classes before transferring
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's almost time to return to the Upside-down. The Stranger Things 2nd trailer is here and it's Judgement Day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Murray, Jan Vogler and friends school Trump about where Puerto Rico is in America while singing 'West Side Story'
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Richard Branson invests in Hyperloop, which is being renamed the Virgin Hyperloop. Coincidentally, "virgin hyperloop" is also how I referred to my sophomore year of high school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale becomes the latest actress to say that Harvey Weinstein took a lycan to her. DUDE: when she was 17
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Students from Carpe Diem charter school seize the day, authorities seize the video
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district will pay $3.4 million to settle a 12-year-old lawsuit over former teacher's sexual misconduct with third graders. Fark: District's defense asserted the girls were "old enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Talking drone tries to lure kids away from school playground, says Skynet has great candy in its van
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ohhh thanks so much, darling. Just what I always wanted: pasta jewelry made from silver"
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(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
CCTV cameras in an Ireland school have legitimately captured legitimate proof that legitimate ghosts exist in this, the most legitimately legit video clip of a legitimate poltergeist you'll ever see. Legit
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How to get rid of spiders inside your home and ensure they stay out during winter. No, "Burning down your home" isn't on the list (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Ok, for all you old-school Farkers out there, an almost blast from the past. It's not the old Mugshot Roundup, but close. Feast your eyes on the worst mugshot haircuts to be found on the internet
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Sun October 08, 2017
(The State)
 
 
 
Delicate snowflake in South Carolina outraged after officials at the private school he sends his children to objected to the hate symbol flying on his truck
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Cool: High Schoolers launch weather balloon to 32 km above Earth. Video: Fark Yeah. Spiffy: Launch during the August eclipse to see the Moon's shadow. Obvious: Buzz Aldrin's fist is ready for the first idiot who asks why there are no stars
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GA Middle school history teacher gives her class a homework assignment to create a "Colorful Mascot" representing the Nazi party. Needless to say parents are Fuherious
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha... it was only a matter of time
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Calgary school board candidate blames gay people for terrorism. Fabulous, kinky terrorism
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Middle school janitor calls the police about a tampon
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Thu October 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Louisville Coach Rick Pitino, who totally didn't funnel money from Addidas to recruits, was getting nearly $1.5 million a year from Addidas. Sounds legit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
District sues middle schooler and his parents after he caused over $19,000 to a classroom. As it should be; take some damned responsibility, parents
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Wed October 04, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
POTUS and FLOTUS meet with Vegas first responders, and Trump will give remarks. Uh oh. (3:15 PM EDT)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA All-Star Game will be just like elementary school recess this season
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Woofday Wednesday - Principal has the best excuse to bring her emotional support dog to school with her
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Tue October 03, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
High school students chant 'Build the wall' at football game. No word from Twitter if any of the players took a knee
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wondering why the Ram's jerseys didn't match their helmets this last weekend? Blame Dallas
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Under Betsy Devos, college freshmen who report civil rights violations can expect to have their cases heard and resolved sometime during their doctoral thesis defense
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Troy University trolls LSU on Twitter over loss
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Steve "Pinocchio" Mnuchin gets schooled on his tax plans by everyone's favorite crazy uncle, Bernie Sanders. 'Twas most glorious indeed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
From the mouths of babes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What I learned when I stopped smoking THC." Kicking addiction is never easy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Students discuss what they perceive as the purpose of education
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Sun October 01, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"So I posted, just figured maybe twenty people to come and now it's going to be a rally. Way more than just a small pack of friends riding, now it's going to be a large pack of friends"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my mate and I got REALLY drunk and had a threesome with a girl I just met ...and I liked it when he touched me. Am I now gay O_o?
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
California schools pass out skin flutes
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
No, Ceiling Teacher is not watching you cheat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when Captain America did those PSAs in Spiderman: Homecoming? Well, here's a young Chris Evans honing his PSA acting skills in a high-school film: Biodiversity: Wild About Life
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Honor graduate of the Ric Romero School of Journalism pinpoints those elusive wedding clues that foretell a doomed marriage
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Fri September 29, 2017
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Causation, correlation? School Board President in an area known for suicides makes social media post insensitive to people committing suicide. Maybe she should go into marketing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Sleeping with a student. Worse: Sleeping with more than one. Fark: Turning your classroom into a sex den
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NCAA is done handing out death sentences to all the basketball powerhouses, which schools will emerge to fill the temporary void? I'm hoping for a UNC Charlotte v. UC Davis title game. Duke sucks
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Wed September 27, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Unpatriotic disrespect of American traditions continues to spread when 1st grader takes the knee during class Pledge of Allegiance. Oh, Hell yeah, hilarity ensues
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The 30 most boring games in the world. Not ranked: 43-man Squamish
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Don't ghost your significant other - it might come back to haunt you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
And a salute to Johnny Appleseed, whose record for spreading seed stood for two centuries until recently broken by Antonio Cromartie
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Apparently to some in the PC crowd, it's now time to rewrite the Declaration of Independence so it's 'gender-neutral'. *rolls eyes*
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Mon September 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows plastic nanoparticles may be causing brain damage in fish, leading to a high number of school dropouts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie-clad Miami high school cheerleaders .... and you're gone. I have 184 characters remaining. Anything you want to talk about? How's the weather? it's a hot one for the first week of fall here.... Jeez, still have 40 remaining characters
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
This is why they always did head counts on school field trips
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Sun September 24, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
School has issue with stripper devil silhouette on girls t-shirts during picture day. Canadian outrage ensues
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Two high school students in Kansas are running for governor there. Mostly because serving as governor would look slightly better on a college application than "worked at Walmart"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin high school requires girls wearing dresses submit photos of themselves wearing the dress before they buy tickets to homecoming
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
School: Vermont teacher fired for demonstrating Nazi salute to third graders
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Fri September 22, 2017
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nebraska college football: 1962-2017. Rest in peace
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: High school golfer hits hole-in-one. Holy FARK: He had TWO hole-in-ones in one round
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And here we have Darren Aronofsky responding to the news Mother got just as bad a grade as he did in directing school
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Young girl reaching out from rubble of quake-flattened Mexico City school, hailed as universal symbol of hope, never actually existed
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Thu September 21, 2017
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year none the wiser as middle schoolers launch real-life TorD thread
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Five things Virginia schools taught about slavery and the Civil War during the Confederate monuments boom. Yes, it's pretty much what you expect
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lake Placid student brings loaded gun and knife to school. Placid, my ass
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas teacher accused of having sex with teen will be played by Rick Moranis in the movie
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Wed September 20, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Two college football players have died due to injuries sustained during games Saturday. That raises the 2017 college football death toll to 5
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ADHD in adults stopped handstanding, is he dead or not
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man being pursued by state police breaks off chase to fill out job application
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's campaign on his racist 'Reds and yellows fighting' comment: "That's right. It's a song lyric from Sunday School"
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area
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(Survey McSurvFace)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio is requesting the Internet's help in picking a new name.You know what to do
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The judge who inexplicably had Canelo Alvarez decisively winning the Triple G fight Saturday night has been temporarily suspended
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artist/tavern owner declares "MY town won't suffer from that blight of elementary school art projects"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The dress is okay, but the dominatrix boots might be a bit much for the fourth grade. That's best kept for middle school
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in old school Soviet Russia natural gas fires get put out the old way
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After another school shooting, the Sheriff of Spokane said " we as a society need to make a determination as to what's causing this," and listed possible suspects like the media, bad parenting, video games, poor mental health care, and NOTHING ELSE
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Infected Hairball, only coincidentally the name of my Def Leppard cover band, kills British teen
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Discovering that the KKK may have donated $1,000 to the University in 1921, UVA is donating that amount, adjusted for inflation, to a fund set up to pay the medical expenses of victims of Neo-Nazi violence during the Charlottesville riot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Things not to say to an active shooter: "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
High school football coach fired after telling players to A: Practice until Midnight? B: Practice instead of studying? or C: Stop using the N-word?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Slider, the Cleveland Indians mascot, gives a fans an excuse note to come out to the ballpark to watch the team's win streak continue
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Wed September 13, 2017
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Middle school students receive history lesson on remembering 9/11 on its 16th anniversary. Will have as much meaning as "Remember Pearl Harbor," "Remember the Maine," "Carthago delenda est"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Baltimore's schools are failing, and it's criminal as life is basically season four of The Wire for most students
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a second-generation American. I met someone and we started dating. Eventually, we realized we're distantly related -- third cousins -- and it's common in our culture, but Americans view us with disgust. How do we explain it?"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What kind of teacher punishes a group of second graders by making them walk around in circles for 20 minutes outside under the scorching Arizona sun?
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New smartphone app in Japan helps lonely women find ... other women with whom to become friends, have lunch and drinks, and travel platonically as they did in their schoolgirl years. Sorry guys and lesbians, no dates and no date requests. NOT YOURS
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA coverage of the old(est still flying) school Soyuz launch to the ISS goes at 5:17pm ET from Launch site No.1 at the Baikonur Cosmodrome. Broadcast coverage starts an hour earlier with coverage of the Astronauts launch day prep. Vse sistemy idut
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kid learns hard lesson. Never do the right thing. Just shut up, keep your head down, say nothing
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives students "drug and sex" quiz to score their decency. Hilarity ensues
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
With no verification for homeschool transcripts, you can make one for your (long dead) cat and say that he earned all As and deserves to go to college
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Male students kicked out of school because their hair was? A) Too long. B) Green. C) Too short
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A man smuggles vodka into a festival by burying it on the site weeks earlier. OK what's his Fark handle?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's College Football Saturday and our big games include the old-school rivalry of Pitt-PSU, the battle of Tigers with Auburn-Clemson, and Oklahoma-Ohio State. The games begin at Noon ET, the drinking well before that
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
High school seniors teach juniors a lesson for parking in the wrong spots. Local police teach seniors a lesson for parking in the spots wrong
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
High School football players learn that wearing hoods, burning a cross, and waving a rifle are not ways to increase your chances of starting in Friday's game. At least not in Iowa
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Thu September 07, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
11-year-old finds gun, shoots himself. Police say parents need to teach kids to be more careful, point it at other people
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Smoking Hot cafeteria lady arrested for sex with teen, having sent nude pictures of herself to him which we can only assume were taken in landscape mode
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ministry of It's For Your Own Good, Citizen cracks down on dad for c) teaching his kids how to use public transit
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Schoolkids forced to make replica genitals out of plasticine. Odd as it might seem some parents have a problem with this
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Parents say they weren't notified of inappropriate touching at school summer camp, urged to check on condition of band flutes
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You have people in this country for 20 years, they've done a great job, they've done wonderfully, they've gone to school, they've gotten good marks, they're productive - now we're supposed to send them out of the country? I don't believe in that"
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
8 o'clock is too early for school, claim lazy people
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Most Chicago public schools don't have librarians
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: conservative complains about public schools. Still not really news: because they have a liberal bias. Oh just go fark yourself: because they do not starve children
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What a whiner
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Sun September 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
English town installs child shaped bollards outside schools to deter drivers from speeding
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If, over the next few years, your children develop a taste for adobo and lumpia, don't worry, it's probably something they picked up in school
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Bus driver in a rural California school district up in the mountains figures they're high enough to get away with hanging a black baby doll with a noose: "I said, 'That's wrong in so many ways.' And she just laughed"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma representative claims massive cuts to education spending are "fake news," only needed three tries to spell it correctly
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
You remember the white guy who opened fire on a crowd at Charlottesville and was arrested several days later? Yeah, turns out he's Imperial Wizard of the Confederate White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. This is my shocked face
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Thu August 31, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 2017 VMAs were the least-watched in the show's history; well, people were more interested in watching more exciting things like Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Simpsons reruns, and paint drying
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Wed August 30, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida man runs out shirtless, threatens parents in school pick-up line in front of his house with rifle, yelling for them to "get off my road"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Downing 28 Klonopins before driving a kid to school? Typical Monday in the Sunshine State (with mugshot)
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Tue August 29, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Redskins lose to elementary school
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Asinine: University of Tampa professor tweets that Hurricane Harvey is "instant Karma for Texas voting Trump in". Facepalm: Florida ALSO went for Trump. Dumbass: Gets fired for his stupidity. Fail tag splits the difference and calls it even
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I lost my dog and tried everything to get him back. Only one thing worked: hanging my bra on a tree
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Mon August 28, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mugshot of dude who stole a school bus, then tossed a gun out the window during a massive police chase looks exactly like you'd expect
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
In Canada, the Prime Minister helps you with moving your stuff when you go to University
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Collection of 150 letters from Alan Turing found in old filing cabinet at University of Manchester. Cool tag applies unless you're an American reading his response to 1953 conference invitation: "I would not like the journey, and I detest America"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, Charlottesville racist who attempted to shoot into crowd of counter-protesters was a mutant because he was invisible to the police standing beside him
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in Christian fear-mongering: "Learning about gender identity can prevent children from becoming Christians"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Okay kids, find a pair of goat leggings you'll be wearing to school
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell's secret Miami hostel of scum and villainy
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even though the girl was crossing a street in a crosswalk, in a school zone, with signs posted all over the place saying that pedestrians have right of way, the media can't get over the fact that she was hit by a car while using her smartphone
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Thu August 24, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you were popular in high school, you're probably an unhappy adult
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get Trump Elected. Step 2: Get Trump Investigated. Step 3: Become Professor at Howard University. It's the James Comey Way
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Wed August 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Berlin school installs anti-prostitute fence
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If you could run a school, what subjects do you think are the most important? What do you think was a waste of time? How much schooling is really needed?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Break out the pancakes; Prince's vault is about to be opened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This morning as you're enjoying your coffee, watching the news, getting the kids ready for school, and dreading the workday, ask yourself this question: "Can North Korea hit the U.S. with a nuclear weapon?" Have a great day, everyone
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to make a terror threat on your high school via social media
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Four bedrooms, three baths, great schools. I'll throw in no closing costs and a dead body for qualified buyers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Bill O'Reilly, Trump made excuses for the Nazis because he didn't learn about Nazis in the public schools which is strange because Trump didn't actually go to public school
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Goths has something to do with the destruction of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. And no, real goths, not the idiots from high school
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Father John Misty writes a eulogy for the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band'
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor draws link between the Charlottesville violence and the removal of bible study from schools
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman laughs herself to death with the help of gravity
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the part of the brain that cannot unsee what has been seen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
17 years and $200 billion dollars later, Maine's laptop-for-all-students program is a resounding success Just kidding, it's made the kids dumber
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Notre Dame will wear Knute Rockne-themed throwback uniforms vs. Navy on 11/18; the uniforms feature his "Win it for the Gipper" speech on the sleeve, "Rockne" on the back, and brown shoes to simulate the old school leather cleats
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Thu August 17, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher accused of letting students do LSD at her home, which had the most awesome skylight to another world, dude
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL mother arrested for using her iPhone in school's child pick-up line. For snorting cocaine
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps sensing time may be running out, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is charging full speed ahead on her agenda to implement "school choice" at the federal level
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old-school farker has some very bad news. Serious thread. DIT
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama county school board orders all students to stay inside during next week's eclipse
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Texas A&M)
 
 
 
White Nationalist event at Texas A&M cancelled by administration. Area sheep remain on high alert
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Mon August 14, 2017
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri high school deletes the senior yearbook quotes from two gay students to avoid offending anyone, promptly offends everyone at the same time
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