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Sun March 07, 2010
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(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Catching up with Julia Sweeney, once known for her portrayal of Pat on Saturday Night Live, and now a housewife living in suburban Chicago who beat cervical cancer  (chicagotribune.com) (46)
(Oregon Live) Unlikely Greg Oden believes in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the fact that he'll be healthy enough to help his team in the playoffs. "The knee is getting stronger."  (blog.oregonlive.com) (24)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Starpulse) Fail How Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's role in "The Tooth Fairy" brings back memories of Sly Stallone in "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" and other tough-guy fail films  (starpulse.com) (124)

Wed January 06, 2010
(Reason Magazine) Unlikely Russia increases taxes on beer and vodka as a way to stop its citizens from drinking like British women on holiday  (reason.com) (96)

Sun December 27, 2009
(Science Daily) Unlikely Swedish researchers conclude there is probably no Santa. Here comes the science  (sciencedaily.com) (42)

Fri December 25, 2009
(Boston Globe) Asinine Going to school in a Santa suit? That's a suspending  (boston.com) (63)
(YouTube) Cool For those of you looking for a Christmas present, enjoy this December 1966 clip of Santa Claus meeting Batman and Robin as they scale a building. It just doesn't get any more Ho Ho Ho than that  (youtube.com) (21)

Thu December 24, 2009
(Daily Express) Amusing In Britain, Santa Claus is treated just like all the other chavs  (express.co.uk) (23)

Wed December 23, 2009
(USA Today) Ironic Philadelphia Eagles award Micheal Vick with Ed Block Award for sportsmanship and courage. Team then leaves to go throw insults and batteries at Santa Claus  (content.usatoday.com) (77)
(Breitbart.com) Scary Customizable stuffed animal franchise "Build-A-Bear" is a worldwide communist front organization run by Carbonhagen environazis for the purpose of brainwashing your children into believing the Global Warming scam  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (157)
(WKRN) Amusing Santa Claus robs bank, says he needed the money "to pay his elves"  (wkrn.com) (21)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Townhall) Obvious Obama sarcastically belittles America's Judeo-Christian heritage with trite remarks typical of any atheistic antagonist: "...to base our policymaking on such commitments (as moral absolutes) would be a dangerous thing."  (townhall.com) (398)
(YouTube) Amusing Santa Claus loves autotune  (youtube.com) (39)
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Like those weirdos who prefer scratched vinyl records to CDs and gas-guzzling Hummers to hybrids, some people prefer the old-style trip-the-fuse-every-10-minutes Christmas lights  (3news.co.nz) (89)

Mon December 21, 2009
(Some Guy) Interesting Stock markets eagerly await the annual 'Santa Claus rally.' Here comes the economics  (wdsu.com) (5)
(C|Net) Cool If your kids ever ask, you will now be able to tell them exactly how NORAD tracks Santa  (news.cnet.com) (58)
(The 700 Level) Obvious It snowed in Philadelphia on Saturday. So you know what that means: Eagles fans pelting 49ers fans with snowballs on Sunday (videos)  (the700level.com) (79)

Wed December 16, 2009
(News.com.au) Asinine It's a bad day when you fall and impale yourself on a fence. But you know god really hates you when it takes 45 minutes for the nearest ambulance to reach you and they aren't allowed to turn the lights and siren on  (news.com.au) (56)

Mon December 14, 2009
(SFGate) Sad Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and the recession's farked him over, too  (sfgate.com) (30)

Sun December 13, 2009
(YouTube) Amusing Finally, a Christmas rap song about LEGO pirates attacking Santa Claus  (youtube.com) (5)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Volunteer TV) Asinine Annual reading of Christmas story cancelled from tree lighting ceremony, because one person called Mayor's office asking "Is it legal?"  (volunteertv.com) (389)

Mon December 07, 2009
(Some Guy) Amusing The Kamloops News shows some love for the headline on Fark's Tiger Woods story last week. Well, one of the 87 Tiger Woods stories last week  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)

Sun December 06, 2009
(Some Guy) Interesting The number of paper holiday cards being mailed through old-fashioned snail mail is not only holding steady, but may even be increasing  (post-gazette.com) (42)

Sat December 05, 2009
(BuzzFeed) Amusing Another senseless fatality in the never-ending War on Christmas  (buzzfeed.com) (55)
(CBS Philadelphia) Obvious Your annual "Man Dressed as Santa Claus Commits XYZ Crime" story brought to you by Southeastern Pensylvania  (cbs3.com) (17)

Thu December 03, 2009
(News.com.au) Dumbass ProTip: If you're going to paint graffiti along the train line, learn the train schedule  (news.com.au) (30)

Tue December 01, 2009
(News.com.au) Weird A villager is unable to park his truck in front of his house, so he does the most logical thing: spend the next 14 years carving a tunnel through a mountain  (news.com.au) (91)

Mon November 30, 2009
(Telegraph) Asinine Austrian government moves to ban Santa Claus, saying he is a foreign invader who threatens the racial purity of traditional Christmas celebrations. Don't ever change, Austria  (telegraph.co.uk) (134)

Fri November 27, 2009
(Daily Mail) Amusing Santa Claus fired for making children cry at a Christmas tree lighting event. "He was inept, sullen and incommunicative"  (dailymail.co.uk) (62)

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