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49 headlines found matching 'Santa Claus'
Wed March 22, 2017
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Democrat party is based on the promise of giving out free stuff. It works to draw in voters until they realize it's a lie, then the murders begin
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
The medieval monks who made the first GOOP
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Wed March 08, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Santa Claus' lawyer passes away. Coal for everyone
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Teaser trailer for Fargo: Season 3 is finally here. Bang
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bike racer saves himself from a whole lot of NOPE
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly is the Taylor Swift of cable news
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Santa Claus is doing now
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
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The Xmas cult classic 'Elf' has had its trailer re-cut as a thriller and the results are amazeballs
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First world problems #47: Parents claim their Hatchimals are swearing like sailors in their sleep
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Playbill)
 
 
 
Not even the Heat Miser could withstand 2016
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 U.K. Christmas traditions that confuse Americans. Come for the wassail, stay for the Christmas pudding
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(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Farkers
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is coming to town, and here's how you can track him flying around the world this Christmas Eve
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Don't feel like spending yet another six hours talking to your in-laws this Christmas? Here is a huge (yes, huge) list of holiday movies you can stream instead
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"It's not every day you see Jesus and Crocodile Dundee running out of a landing craft, but there you go"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
World's first Christmas movie (1898)
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Santa Claus a Daddy sex symbol? "Santa gets some folks wet in their Christmas stockings," Myers says. "A man confident enough to eat cookies and drink milk left by strangers is a man that's confident in the sack
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you doing that Elf on a Shelf thing for your kids? Congratulations, you are prepping them to accept an Orwellian, hyper-surveillanced police state
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant farts on friend's head. Apparently, elephants are just large, grey fratboys
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Snowboarder and friends build drone powerful enough to lift him off the ground and carry him through the sky as Santa Claus soaring over mountains and buildings
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Is grandma spry?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Almost 9 minutes of Holiday goodness. Santas vs Penguins
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Sun December 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Neil Diamond on loving Christmas music as a Jew: "Few people know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of Santa Claus"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Alright film buffs, can you guess the holiday movies from a single screenshot?
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Sat December 17, 2016
(FeatureShoot Magazine)
 
 
 
On the weekends they are superheroes or villains, during the week, they are postmen, carpenters and office employees: the mysterious world of underground wrestling in Europe
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Fri December 16, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Just in time for Electoral College voting, here's some Trump and Clinton alternatives to consider, courtesy of Maryland voters
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"So, let me get this straight. You want to report a gifting, not a theft?"
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
This just in: For the first time in three years, Cincinnati is not the sexiest city in America. In other news, Cincinnati had been voted the sexiest city in America for three years in a row
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man ordered to leave Six Flags over Texas because he looked too much like famous imaginary character. No, not Jesus, the other one
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why do monsters haunt Christmas folklore in Europe but not America?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ He knows when you've been sleeping / He'll bust you selling dope ♫
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Mon December 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms after being told that he was Santa's #1 elf
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(Time)
 
 
 
How to win your company's holiday clandestine gift exchange
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street preacher decided to preach at kids waiting in line for Santa by telling them that Santa isn't real, but Jesus totally is. One of the kids' dad decided to preach back
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NORAD prepares to track Santa Claus, though Trump will probably get Tim Allen to head it up next year
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think your child is too old for Elf on the Shelf, maybe you should look into Krampus in the Corner
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With all the chaos of 2016, it's good to take comfort in some universal constants: water is still wet, the sky is still blue, and Terry Gilliam's 'Don Quixote' is still delayed
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Wed December 07, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Bad Santa tells a kid to lay off the burgers and fries
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Tue December 06, 2016
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is going to hell, leading the parade
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Sat December 03, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Hipster Santa returns to Portland. He knows if you've been bad or good or buying fair trade coffee, but you've probably never heard of him
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the weirdest Christmas albums you can inflict on family and friends this month
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tired of hearing about charities that spend most of their donations on administrative costs? If you're in a giving mood - here are four charities well worth considering. You might actually save a few lives
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Trump's announced policies conflict with Santa Claus' Christmas rules over coal, welfare, illegal immigration, like the Red Man's consumption "of over 300 million cookies and 5 million gallons of milk annually"
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Thu December 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the weeks leading up to Christmas, two slightly grumpy alpacas join eight others on guard duty - protecting 24,000 free-range turkeys from being attacked by foxes
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Mall of America hires a black Santa and somehow this is news. Thanks, Trump
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The official how-to-guide for receiving a real letter from an imaginary person postmarked from a non-existent location
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Celebrate Christmas in terror with Austria's 'Krampus' festivals
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Swedish officials remind festival attendees that even though their giant straw Christmas goat is very, very flammable, they'd really be grateful if no one would set it on fire this year the way they almost always do anyway
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Thu November 24, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Miss Piggy saves Tony Bennett from fall after Macy's parade-float mishap, avoiding a repeat of the infamous H.R. Pufnstuf/Perry Como debacle of 1973
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