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Headlines matching 'Santa Claus'
Tue January 31, 2012
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Silly Banning zombies is discrimination, AND IT'S WRONG  (ajc.com) (33)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely "Can Demi Moore really be suffering from exhaustion?" asks columnist who is also curious as to whether Santa Claus visited on December 25th, if pro wrestling matches are scripted   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) (28)


Tue December 27, 2011
(KHOU Houston) Followup Man who lost his son to a car fire seven years ago saves the father of his son's best friend from a car fire, while dressed as Santa Claus  (khou.com) (45)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Dear Santa, please text my dad, he has my whole list. KTHXBAI  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)


Sat December 24, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting 11 Christmas songs MSNBC hopes to never hear again. They could have simplified the list by just saying "all of them"  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (127)
(ABC) Hero As if he had to remind everyone that he's a badass, Santa Claus pulls a man from a burning car THEN directs traffic around the flames to help keep passing motorists and pedestrians out of harm's way  (abcnews.go.com) (18)
(MLive.com) Interesting You take your snowflake to the mall for a visit with Santa, should you be allowed to take your own picture or be forced to pay for an overpriced 'professional' shot?  (mlive.com) (179)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Denver Channel) Asinine Twenty-three Christmas props and 30,000 lights: $1500; Telling your HOA and their $25 biweekly fine to stick it: priceless  (thedenverchannel.com) (148)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Misc 12 forgotten family holiday movies  (shine.yahoo.com) (122)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Sappy Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you  (news.yahoo.com) (80)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy From "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" to "The Star Wars Holiday Special" it's time to celebrate the worst of Christmas  (chron.com) (64)
(MSNBC) Fail Store sells out of canned reindeer meat after protesters make people aware that there's such a thing as canned reindeer meat available to buy  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (23)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Silly Michele Bachmann tells Santa all she wants for Christmas is to "win in Iowa." Santa forced to tell her he's not real and not all wishes come true  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (29)
(Washington Post) Amusing Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be erecting their holiday display this weekend at the Loudoun County, VA Courthouse. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (washingtonpost.com) (439)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup At K-Marts across the nation, anonymous benefactors are paying off the layaway accounts of strangers. This blue light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine  (finance.yahoo.com) (229)
(YouTube) Spiffy Matt Damon plays Santa Claus, pushes...water bottles? With bonus kid asking for zombie dolls  (youtube.com) (38)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Dlisted) Spiffy Merry Titsmas from Christina Hendricks  (dlisted.com) (598)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Life.com) Amusing Still not in the Christmas spirit? Maybe this slideshow of children crying while getting their picture taken with Santa Claus will put you in the mood  (life.com) (60)
(Toronto Star) Sick The ten most inappropriate Christmas songs ever recorded. "D--- in a Box"  (thestar.com) (97)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Syracuse.com) Scary Polar Express derails  (syracuse.com) (22)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Canoe) Stupid School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses. That's stup-- angels? BURN IN HELL OTTO  (cnews.canoe.ca) (57)


Sun December 04, 2011
(NYPost) Sad During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this. "It's outrageous that a teacher would strip a child of their innocence"  (nypost.com) (198)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MyFox Twin Cities) Asinine I see from your background check your references are a reindeer and an elf  (myfoxtwincities.com) (8)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Agent) Amusing Improv: Everywhere's Mall Santa Musical  (improveverywhere.com) (21)


Thu November 24, 2011
(News.com.au) Amusing Musical maturity: Justin Bieber decides to sing live, not lip sync. Musical immaturity: Promptly forgets the words to 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town'  (news.com.au) (32)


Thu November 17, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Weird San Francisco to attempt Naked Santa world record (Not safe for work, eyes)  (nbcbayarea.com) (15)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Scrooge) Obvious Bah, humbug. If you try to smuggle illegal items like marijuana to put in Santa Claus's cookies this holiday season wrapped as gifts, the TSA warns that you won't get away with it  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (83)


Sun November 13, 2011
(KTVZ) Interesting Why do Rudolph and Frosty have staying power? Their ho, ho, hos?  (ktvz.com) (21)

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