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38 headlines found matching 'Santa Claus'
Tue February 02, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Public school choo choo chooses not to invite Cupid, Baby Jesus, Tom Turkey along with other "dominant holidays." No word on the inclusion of any submissive holidays
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Wed January 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Santa Claus arrested for DUI after driving wrong way down street in Idaho. Ho ho ho
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but you better get your Welcome to Earf signs ready
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Tue December 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cruz supporters can't wait to vote Obama out of office because he ruined Christmas
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
They used to make games about EVERYTHING back in the day - and this terrible creation epitomises that
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(22)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
♫It's Log It's Log It's big it's heavy it's wood♫
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Sat December 26, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Christmas in Miami: roses blooming by the Christmas tree, shirtless men in shorts playing beach volleyball. Wait... when did Miami get a Times Square and Central Park?
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Fri December 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your car breaks down on the way to work? How about your sleigh?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Forget that Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer guy, we other eight reindeer need to speak our peace
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man, apparently on naughty list, gets something worse than coal from Santa on Christmas Eve
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Santa actually an elf? Perhaps the Elf King or a mutated, bearded elf?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley thinks Christmas is turrible. Just turrible
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Thu December 24, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're wearing a Santa Hat in Brunei today, you can expect to spend the next five Christmas Eves in one of Brunei's prisons. Sorry, King says
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Sorry, Virginia: There is no Santa, reindeer can't fly, and besides their noses are so vascular if Rudolph's nose was really that red he would have died very quickly from hypothermia
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Wed December 23, 2015
(NORAD Santa Tracker)
 
 
 
As is tradition, we bring you Santa's flight, courtesy of NORAD, who is sort of tired of apologizing after the 1954 shooting down incident in the North Atlantic
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In a New York apartment, gifts laid out for wish lists Santa missed a century ago. Caution: article is VERY dusty
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
21st Century Problems: if you lie to your kids about Santa, expect the 'middle finger emoji'
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(44)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why. Robo Claus is coming to town
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Tue December 22, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Norwegians: We're feeling pretty good today. How about you people from Finland have one of our mountains?
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Sun December 20, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon's new Mets contract includes a bonus if he wins the Silver Slugger award. It's like the Santa clause, but better
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Vintage Christmas ads, because who doesn't like looking at these blasts from the past
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Sat December 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother complains about class field trip to see Santa, so the school cancels it. Other parents stage a walk-out and take their kids to see Santa on the day of the planned field trip. Happy holidays, indeed
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Thu December 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who is to blame for the bomb threat hoax that closed LA schools? The person who made the threat? John Cena? Santa Claus? Poltergeists? According to Chris Christie, it's all on Obama and Hillary
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Mon December 14, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ho ho hooooooooooo
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Sun December 13, 2015
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Santa Claus as an action hero
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you work at the local fire department you probably shouldn't take a picture of a life-sized Santa Claus doll plastered to the grill of a fire truck and post it on Twitter with a caption letting followers know Santa isn't coming this year
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(Utah People's Post)
 
 
 
Christmas may be the "happiest time of the year," but researchers have long noted an increase in depression, divorce and worse during the holidays. And that's not even to mention you poor saps out there who happen to be werewolves
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Sat December 12, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Here's the perfect holiday guide to the most annoying songs to play that will irritate your friends but guarantee as a sadist you'll be SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 gets 14 new episodes as it becomes the biggest crowdfunded video project in internet history, even though everyone hates Tom Servo's new voice
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Fri December 11, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Think of a Christmas song. No, the other one. Yeah, it's the most pointless of them all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A new look for Santa Claus
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's never too early to list the 10 greatest Christmas movies of all-time, and surprisingly 'Miracle on 34th Street' did not make the top 5. Bonus - #7 is an unexpected gift
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Tue December 08, 2015
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sexy Santa has the Internets wanting to sit on his lap and have him tell them what naughty things he will do to them
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Wed December 02, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Six months after retirement, David Letterman shows what Santa Claus would look like if he lost a ton of weight and changed his outfit for a suit and tie, loafers and white socks
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Sun November 29, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian Santa Claus makes the naughty list after stealing a helicopter
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Fri November 27, 2015
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"I'm gonna try to meet Santa Claus and apologize for sucker punchin' him last year,"
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Sun November 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
E Street Band stalwart, actor, writer, and legend Steven van Zandt turns 65 today. From 2007, here's Stevie and the rest of the band performing Santa Claus is Coming to Town, ensuring everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmastime
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Tue November 10, 2015
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Apparently Santa Claus is a weed farmer in his downtime
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