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29 headlines found matching 'Santa Claus'
Fri December 08, 2017
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pastor who created the Creation Festival apparently tried to procreate with minors. Bonus: He looks just like Santa Claus
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New ad campaign encourages New Yorkers to 'sit out SantaCon', says drunken bar crawls should be left for St. Patrick
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you want to be a mall Santa you have to go to Santa college where you're taught how to always stay in character, how to bleach a beard, and how to find the secret bathrooms inside the malls
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland, Finland, Finland...it's been a century
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Mon December 04, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Santa Claus whips it out at Holiday Boat Parade
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You think YOU are hard and cynical? You ain't SEEN hard to you read this 6-year-old's letter to Santa: "I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You dont know the troubles Ive had in my life. Good bye"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The limit on homeless is announced, beavers get pounded, and the dominoes begin to fall. These are your Headlines Of The Week from Sun 2017-11-26 to Sat 2017-12-02
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Sat December 02, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Man goes completely overboard with Christmas display, feels "religiously persecuted" when the HOA tells him to knock it off so he takes them to court
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Thu November 30, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Should kids believe in Santa Claus?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Mayor who also dressed up as the town Santa Claus busted for hiring a prostitute through Craigslist. Ho Ho Ho
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An embittered Santa, a reindeer with poor body image, and an elf who desires to come out of the closet as a dentist team up for...wait, what exactly IS the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? (8pm, CBS)
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman unleashes profanity laced rant at mall Santa. For being fake. Because he doesn't have a sleigh
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
With the holiday season officially upon us, the Sunday Morning Music Club is getting in the spirit. What's your favorite holiday album, and what's the most unusual one you've ever heard?
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Fri November 24, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
What Scrooge thought it would be a good idea to air "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". "Frosty the Snowman", and "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" on three different networks all at the same time? Bah humbug. (8pm, NBC, CBS, ABC)
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(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
Josh Hutcherson lives every man's dream via farting in Tom Hanks' face
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Some Holiday Guy)
 
 
 
Kicking off the holiday season of endless TV specials and classic movies, we begin tonight with "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (8pm, ABC) followed by the "Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving Special" (9pm, NBC). And awaaaay we go
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
"Initially, the homeowner reported a lighted reindeer, a snowman, and a Santa Claus had been stolen. The resident later found that the reindeer was not missing. It had, however, been placed into a lewd position with another reindeer"
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby finally watched 'Captain America: The First Avenger' and questions the historical accuracy -- I don't think the Nazis had ray guns
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Since it's never too early to talk about Christmas, here is the real reason why the colors red and green are associated with the holiday
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Time travel backwards in time is theoretically possible....just like in string theory there is a universe where Santa Claus is president and Donald Trump makes license plates
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Sausage company issues apology after Advent calendar replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. Mmmm... sweet, sweet baby Jesus
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
Want to make a 9-year-old, who won't likely live until Christmas, have a nice Christmas? All he wants is to get some cards
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Fri October 27, 2017
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Carjackings, weddings and broken ribs - PSU fan 'Big Ed' has tales to tell
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. that survived Northern California firestorm catches fire while cooking up free burgers for firefighters
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For some reason, the U.S. Air Force is tweeting that Santa Claus isn't real
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Target says customers want it to stop the 'Christmas Creep.' Look, just because I do things there while wearing a Santa Claus hat doesn't give people the right to call me names
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turkish archaeologists have found it. They've found the tomb of the guy responsible for Christmas. Believers rejoice. Hallelujah
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne's secret to a long marriage
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