Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Santa'

Headlines matching 'Santa'

Thu January 26, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		"Can Demi Moore really be suffering from exhaustion?" asks columnist who is also curious as to whether Santa Claus visited on December 25th, if pro wrestling matches are scripted (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com)	(28)

Fri January 20, 2012

(Some Guy)

With the blockage of the Keystone pipeline project, oil companies are scrambling to find alternative transportation methods. In steps Burlington Northern Santa Fe which, coincidentally, was just purchased by Berkshire Hathaway (news.investors.com)

(83)

Tue January 17, 2012

(Some Comic Book Guy)

Local TV Station to broadcast expose on sex, gore, and violence in comic books, and how it will harm your children. This is not a repeat from 1954. Fredric Wertham laughs while George Santayana weeps (comicsdc.blogspot.com)

(67)

Thu December 29, 2011

Santa attack leaves man with brain injury, coal (canada.com)

(10)

Tue December 27, 2011

		The only thing as big as Santa's heart is his carbon footprint (mnn.com)	(31)
		Man who lost his son to a car fire seven years ago saves the father of his son's best friend from a car fire, while dressed as Santa Claus (khou.com)	(45)

Mon December 26, 2011

Our crazy dog, Sandy, is fascinated by one of our new toys from Santa... Exhausting just watching (youtube.com)

(32)

Sun December 25, 2011

		An entire classroom full of children get the exact present they wanted from Santa. Yes, even one little girl who only wanted her father home from Iraq this Christmas. It sure is dusty in here (youtube.com)	(33)
		Dear Santa, please text my dad, he has my whole list. KTHXBAI (dailymail.co.uk)	(20)
		The science behind Santa's visits. Yes .... there's math - lots of it (youtube.com)	(26)
		Young girl sends her Christmas list to Santa via balloon, finds it to be much more reliable than the USPS (hosted.ap.org)	(22)

Sat December 24, 2011

	Holiday Theme: What else Santa does on Christmas Eve (fark.com)	(14)
(Some Guy)	And... HE'S OFF (exclamation point) Merry Christmas, Santa Trackers (noradsanta.org)	(50)
	As if he had to remind everyone that he's a badass, Santa Claus pulls a man from a burning car THEN directs traffic around the flames to help keep passing motorists and pedestrians out of harm's way (abcnews.go.com)	(18)
	You take your snowflake to the mall for a visit with Santa, should you be allowed to take your own picture or be forced to pay for an overpriced 'professional' shot? (mlive.com)	(179)

Fri December 23, 2011

(Santa Cruz Sentinel)	Santa Cruz woman thrwarts mugger, hands him a bag of dog poop (santacruzsentinel.com)	(47)
(Irish Times)	A letter to Santa written by two children in 1911 was discovered in 1992 in a Dublin fireplace (irishtimes.com)	(48)
	Napoleonic invasion, demonic possession, zombies, perverts and crashing Santas - just how do English councils prepare for the worst? (thisisplymouth.co.uk)	(16)
	Cafe owner posts sign of himself threatening Santa with a knife, saying "Eat here or the old bastard gets it". Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this (dailymail.co.uk)	(34)

Thu December 22, 2011

		It's go-time at NORAD's Santa Tracking Center (wtop.com)	(65)
		It's only a few days before Christmas. If there's a gift you would like, please post in this thread and this thread will be delivered to Santa at the North Pole (fark.com)	(625)
		The year's most inappropriate Christmas ad claims that "Dick" puts "last-minute go" into "Santa's ho" (adweek.com)	(16)

Wed December 21, 2011

'Sensitive Santas' are providing their services so that children with autism can make their first ever visit to the Jolly Old Elf (washingtonpost.com)

(31)

Tue December 20, 2011

	Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you (news.yahoo.com)	(80)
(WTAE Pittsburgh)	Kid: Santa, I want my mom home from Iraq for Christmas. Mall Santa: Well, look who I happen to have in my sleigh (wtae.com)	(96)
	The age-old question of "who would win a rap battle between Santa and Jesus" is finally answered...kinda (language is NSFW) (youtube.com)	(19)

Mon December 19, 2011

		From "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" to "The Star Wars Holiday Special" it's time to celebrate the worst of Christmas (chron.com)	(64)
		Santa - All Seeing, All Knowing, All Texting, All Drinking (youtube.com)	(20)
		Santa's a Canadian. Bet you didn't know that, eh (youtube.com)	(17)

Sun December 18, 2011

(Vancouver Sun)

Santa gets in shape for a long, difficult Christmas Eve via good old-fashioned bar brawl with another Santa. Bad Santa (vancouversun.com)

(22)

Sat December 17, 2011

Michele Bachmann tells Santa all she wants for Christmas is to "win in Iowa." Santa forced to tell her he's not real and not all wishes come true (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com)

(29)

Fri December 16, 2011

		Mall Santa asks boy with autism if he wants a jail cell for Christmas (news.com.au)	(177)
		Matt Damon plays Santa Claus, pushes...water bottles? With bonus kid asking for zombie dolls (youtube.com)	(38)
		The bestest, most fabulous, coolest, greatest, most awesomest, kick-ass, amateur Christmas light light-up you will ever see. If you don't want this video Santa will consider you on the naughty list (liveleak.com)	(42)

Thu December 15, 2011

Not news: Girl writes letter to Santa. Fark: Spoiled rotten snowbrat writes a letter to Santa telling him that she'll hunt down & cook his reindeer if she doesn't get at least two of the lavish gifts she's demanding (dailymail.co.uk)

(127)

Wed December 14, 2011

(Some Nice Guy)

Mystery Santa walks into Kmart, pays off poor families' layaway items in time for Christmas. Dust cleanup in Aisle 5 (kpax.com)

(137)

Tue December 13, 2011

Woman traumatized by skeletal Santa describes how she overcame her ordeal (washingtonpost.com)

(193)

Mon December 12, 2011

BAD SANTA (huffingtonpost.com)

(73)

Sun December 11, 2011

	Still not in the Christmas spirit? Maybe this slideshow of children crying while getting their picture taken with Santa Claus will put you in the mood (life.com)	(60)
(Some Deist)	The War on Christmas is real in Santa Monica, as two atheists score 18 of 21 sites normally used by churches for nativity scenes. Fark: Freedom of Speech for Me, but not for Thee as 16 of the 18 atheist sites remain empty (smdp.com)	(815)
	From the looks of things, Boston's 2011 Santa Speedo Run was full of Ho Ho Hos (boston.com)	(61)

Wed December 07, 2011

School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses. That's stup-- angels? BURN IN HELL OTTO (cnews.canoe.ca)

(57)

Tue December 06, 2011

(WJLA)

Santa died for your sins (wjla.com)

(215)

Sun December 04, 2011

During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this. "It's outrageous that a teacher would strip a child of their innocence" (nypost.com)

(198)

Fri December 02, 2011

(Some Guy)

Gloria Estefan to join GLEE as Santana's mom? (610wiod.com)

(34)

Thu December 01, 2011

		♫ Here come those Santa Ana winds agaaaaain ♫ (news.yahoo.com)	(45)
(Some Guy)		It's not truly the holidays without a Soft Tinsel Sausage Dog or Inflatable Santa in the Outhouse (fenton-highridge.patch.com)	(10)

Wed November 30, 2011

(Some Guy)

It's all fun and games until Santa's beard gets caught in rappelling equipment and comes off in front of the kids (wtsp.com)

(27)

Tue November 29, 2011

(Some Agent)		Improv: Everywhere's Mall Santa Musical (improveverywhere.com)	(21)
		Can a steel cage contain Mizark's hatred of peas? Will Randy Orton do to Cody Rhodes' bag the same thing he did to Mickie James's? Will Santa Foley have a Socko Elf? It's WWE Smackdown, live at 8 PM ET on SyFy (bleacherreport.com)	(½)