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106 headlines found matching 'San Diego'
Fri April 29, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Gigolo' star insures his penis for $1M. Because you never know what will happen when you shake your moneymaker
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump rally in Orange County offers a chance for peaceful discourse between two opposing sides... and by "peaceful discourse", I mean one squad car is totaled and bloody pro-Trump supporters are being peeled off the street
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres hit with sign stealing allegations. Although with a team batting average of .238, the only sign opponents give their pitchers is to throw the ball to the catcher
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot gamer girl banned from live streaming gameplay following a deluge of complaints. Presumably from people who missed her flashing
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Rib
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres can't even do bobbleheads right
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
That's great, JaMarcus, but as a veteran, I don't think the NFLPA will let a team sign you "for free"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Raiders to Vegas closer to becoming a realty reality
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Mon April 25, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Priest convicted of sex crime in San Diego finds home in Oklahoma parish. You bet some people have a problem with this
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead producer discusses why the characters are such goddamned morons
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Sat April 23, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Service guarantees citizenship
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Would you pay to comment on a news article? I mean, on the news site, not here
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Fri April 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Betting lines for the NFL are already out and the Cleveland Browns open as underdogs. In EVERY game of the season
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Article: "This plant could kill your dog." Submitter: "And so could this plant, or that plant, or that animal, or that bug"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns drop the deuce on Philadelphia
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks pitcher Shelby Miller pulled from the game after managing to injure himself--with the pitching mound
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists finally find where the crabs will be launching their takeover of the world, hiding where no one thought they could. Soon no amount of butter and lemon will help you. SOON
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
DC's animated Batman: The Killing Joke will be rated R
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN NFL writers predict that the league will collectively go 277-235 this season
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox place Sandoval on DL. Local buffets tremble
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The untold story of the Teen Hackers who totally didn't look like Angelina Jolie circa 1995
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Littoral lube failure proves costly for Navy, most relationships
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Free markets require easy entry and exit of capital including labor, so why do so many states still allow non-competes?
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Let's make the All Star Game home run derby jerseys look just like those fugleist uniforms ever, the 1970s brown and yellow Padres ones," said no sane person, ever
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"So you ask why are aliens writing in the middle of New Mexico? This is a warning to humans not to damage their base underground"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The voters have spoken after surveying the field of presidential offerings from both parties, and they have said "meh"
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Mon April 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will this be the Story of the year? Trevor Story of the Colorado Rockies has hit seven home runs in six games this season
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Sat April 09, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a MLB record for the most home runs after four games, and Rockies rookie Trevor Story just broke it
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas Online says that the 'satirical website Fark.com' hits one out of the park with this headline: "Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Translation: Titans desperate to find someone, anyone, who will give them a better deal than they've been offered in exchange for the number one overall pick
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
USS Gerald Ford set to join the fleet in September, when it will be promptly eaten by the USS Seawolf, the Connecticut, and the Jimmy Carter because it is delicious
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for all the fish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's the end of an age as NYC bans chewing tobacco at MLB ballparks
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Wed April 06, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
In order to reduce the number of cars circling the block looking for parking, we're removing some of the parking
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
John Oliver follows through on threat to irritate the One Percent and sell Yankees front row suite seats to undesirables, gives Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles two tickets for 50 cents
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Tue April 05, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego's vaping congressman gets caught spending campaign money on video game downloads, blames son
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
That's not a way to start the season, San Diego
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Sun April 03, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Teen eating leftovers gets screwed
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your cruise ship is now arriving at Pier 1...Pier 2...Pier 3
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not including operating costs, land grants, or taxbreaks, the American public has spent more than $7 billion dollars to build or renovate NFL stadiums in the last 20 years
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"There's a whole Soylent subculture on discussion boards where fans of the drink are experimenting with ingredients and trade recipes, which defeats one of the main goals of Soylent, which is to save time and serve as a meal replacement"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man on Death Row dies ... of natural causes after 35 years
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Bees headbutt each other like drunken Scotsmen to warn of danger
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
$15/hr minimum wage will help workers, cut jobs, go against reality
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Wed March 23, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Reverend Horton, HEAT
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump thinks it would be swell if we'd just wait until after the election to do the trial for Trump University
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Best cities for renting homes on Airbnb include Galveston, El Paso and Cleveland. The only problem is finding people who actually want to vacation in Galveston, El Paso or Cleveland
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Researchers say beer hops could be used for a variety of ailments besides the heartless scourge of sobriety
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Thu March 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If there is anybody that is against the smokeless tobacco ban in Chicago, it is the Cubs
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sea World to end killer whale breeding program. Now considering what to do with all those giant Viagra pills
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Wed March 16, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
That has GOT to be a new world record for doing the dog-paddle
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Fruit may fend off Alzheimer's. Also, fruit may fend off Alzheimer's
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Kevin Conroy + Mark Hamill = nerdgasm
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Sun March 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
♪ And the world will be better for this... ♪
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meet the hydra, an animal that rips itself a new one every time it eats. Hail hydra
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Wed March 09, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Finally a wall that is befitting of Trump's ego
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Mon March 07, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Today is National Cereal Day. CHEERIO
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Last living silent movie star, 97, gives an interview about her life in Hollywood. All answers came with intertitles and piano music playing in the background
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Sun March 06, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The unemployment rate for Flint is now lower than the national average, with lots of new jobs in lead testing, lead remediation, lead disposal, and paid research subjects for lead exposure studies
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Fri March 04, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Average price of gas nationwide: $1.75. In San Francisco? Over $5
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Go deep inside a sex doll... factory (not safe for work)
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
♬ Now it's time for me to go ♬
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Tue February 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The broken littoral combat ship USS Milwaukee has confirmed to have a bad clutch. Unfortunately, the local NAPA doesn't have a new one on the shelf but they can get one from the warehouse by Thursday
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Thu February 18, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
For the second day in a row, some asshat has put San Diego Naval Base on lockdown
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Sadly Poh the dog has come to the end of his bucket-list due to cancer. R.I.P. Good boy, the rainbow bridge is this way
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
6 ugly-ass cheetah cubs born at San Diego Zoo. With SOONx6 pic
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Diego to its city workers: On this President's Day, do not mention the Founding Fathers under an 'anti-bias' mandate
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Wed February 10, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sirhan Sirhan up up for for parole parole again again
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Tue February 09, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Stray bullet finds its forever home
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 8-month-old sea lion wanders into a fancy restaurant, curls up in a booth, and goes to sleep
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Wed February 03, 2016
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
In related news, your armpits have an ecosystem
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
New study confirms strict Voter ID requirements work exactly as intended
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
The Raiders, who were moving to L.A., then San Antonio, then San Diego, then Las Vegas, are staying in Oakland
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Mon February 01, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After 16 years, mystery San Diego patient has a name. His name is Robert Paulson
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Rump pumps Trump, an epidemic of hallucinating coyotes, and a satellite view of Charlie Sheen's nightstand: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/24 - 1/30
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Sat January 30, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
NFL sends memo to all 32 teams discouraging them from assuming a Raiders move to Las Vegas would not be supported by the league. Mark Davis expected to file lawsuit
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Okay, so you got free tickets to a Lady Gaga concert, took luxury trips and nailed a couple of prostitutes. Big deal. Excuse me? Well, what kind of secrets are we talking about?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Worry not, Chargers fans. Dean Spanos will give San Diego one extra year to give in to his demands of a publicly funded stadium before moving to Los Angeles
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Fri January 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be the start of a new MLB season if the Nationals didn't again complain about their bad TV deal hindering their ability to compete
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Thu January 28, 2016
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
"Doom" buggy joyride terrorizes public San Diego neighborhood
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Inspection finds no signs of shooting at San Diego Naval Medical Center. Sounds like somebody *puts on sunglasses* jumped the gun
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scary: Monkeys taking over the world. Terrifying: Autistic monkeys taking over the world
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation reported at Naval Medical Center in San Diego. Occupants advised to "run, hide or fight"
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
If the Chargers go to LA, Oakland is ready to move the Raiders to San Diego, a city that's already proven itself to be accepting of supporters in ridiculous cosplay outfits
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Fri January 22, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Navy unveils warship powered by beef fat. Now the whole ship will smell like the chief's quarters
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Wed January 20, 2016
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Now you can get arrested for watching Fox News drunk. Thanks, Obama
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you spend over $400,000 texting Spanish men to call them fatties? Well, the government did
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
SpaceX vehicle breaks a leg upon landing
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Sun January 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Titans name new head coach; subby thinks it's just a bunch of Mularkey
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Thu January 14, 2016
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Yahoo generously releases 13.5TB of its anonymized user data so researchers can see how often your parents used Yahoo to search for the Google home page
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Wed January 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Christmas may be moving the shaggin' wagon to San Diego
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Tue January 12, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not so fast, Los Angeles?
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Mon January 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you recently lost a foot, BART authorities would like to have a word with you. You may also want to check into the nearest emergency room
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Sun January 10, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember that subplot from Love Actually where the British bloke flies to America to impress women with his accent? Turns out it works
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Fri January 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
San Diego man caught by news crew reacting exactly as you would expect to finding that his car is stuck in a flooded parking garage
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Thu January 07, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
White Lamborghini Gallardo temporarily thinks it's a 1976 Lotus Esprit, drives through flooded San Diego intersection. Rocket launcher sold separately
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Father upset his 10-year-old snowflake daughter endured 1-minute, 48-second pat down by TSA agent at airport security checkpoint
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Wed January 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear NFL fans, that team you love so much and root for every Sunday? It not really YOUR team, it's actually owned by a billionaire who honestly doesn't give two shiats about you, your city, or "tradition"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke wants to move his team to Los Angeles, with one of the reasons saying that St. Louis would be better off as a two-sport town
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Why Peyton Manning should become the NFL's top relief pitcher, NBA's top 3rd baseman, NHL's top outfielder, and MLB's top libero
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Mon January 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The great thing about living in California is that you can go sunbathing in the morning, go skiing in the afternoon, and catch tropical diseases previously only endemic in parts of sub-Saharan Africa and South America in the evening
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Sun January 03, 2016
(9 News)
 
 
 
Twins born in different years face two decades of questions by relatives, teachers, kids at school
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