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		And here are 11 cool things you can do to relax on your day off. Not covered: Making a new article out of 11 old ones; getting two greenlights from essentially the same joke  (lifehacker.com)	(3)

(Blastr)		Hoff disses Samuel L. Jackson, says he's the best Fury ever. Begun the Nicks Fury War has. (Bonus: "Dick Fury")  (blastr.com)	(58)
		Amanda Bynes pulls a third DUI and hit-and-run, with the suspect identifying her from a mugshot taken four days earlier for the same crime  (tmz.com)	(123)
		All whiskey tastes the same, just get the $5 bottle. There, THAT'S how you troll a whiskey thread. Or spell it whisky  (chicagotribune.com)	(284)

The specials today are a fresh arugula salad with lardons and a balsamic vinaigrette, a butter-poached dover sole, and the chef's own genitals. Wait, what? (not safe for, well, anything)  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Inventor of Oreo cream filling to be laid to rest between Jimi Hendrix and Sammy Davis Jr  (newsfeed.time.com)

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		Iran makes five-point proposal to world powers. It's the same kind of five-point proposal that Lucy made Linus in "A Charlie Brown Christmas"  (haaretz.com)	(75)
		Hospice facilities now used as cost-cutter for hospitals. It still gets the same end result but just cuts out the middle man  (usatoday.com)	(22)
		Here's something to get the Whedonites all fired up: "Does Firefly Take Place In The Same Universe As Prometheus?"  (neatorama.com)	(87)
(Physics World)		Quantum teleportation record broken... again. This is everything all at once while being nothing at the same time as something else is other than the thing it is while being in the exact same space as another without touching. Makes sense  (physicsworld.com)	(39)
		The power of the "bully pulpit" - Opposition to same-sex marriage fell to a record low after President Obama's announced support. Fabulous  (upi.com)	(280)
		The UK may allow In-Vitro Fertilization for same-sex couples. That's good. They may also allow IVF for older women. That's bad. The IVF comes with a free frogurt. That's good. The toppings contain potassium benzoate  (seattlepi.com)	(27)
		Marvel Comics responds to DC's decision to out a gay character by announcing a same-sex wedding will take pages in X-Men  (huffingtonpost.com)	(134)

		Roger Clemens juror asks Brian McNamee why they should believe he injected steroids into an angry man who once threw a broken bat at Mike Piazza and whose fastball was the same speed well into his 40s as when he was a rookie  (espn.go.com)	(82)
		The claim that women make 81 cents to the dollar than men earn doing the same job? It's apparently not only bogus, but also crude and misleading. Like most men  (forbes.com)	(196)
		College students spend about a third less time studying than they used to, which must mean college is too easy. Right, too easy. That's the same reason I didn't bring home that hottie from the bar last night, not enough challenge  (washingtonpost.com)	(36)

Roy Brooks(D) vs Roy Brooks(D): Two Texas candidates with same name but different genders are running for the same office  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Wisconsin woman collects cash from relatives to bail out her son. Drug dog inspection finds same traces of cocaine found on every bill in America. Cops seize money for department eclair fund  (huffingtonpost.com)	(144)
		"Barcelona FC: The Motion Picture" coming soon to a theater near you, directed by the same guy who did "United 93" and "The Bourne Ultimatum"  (sports.yahoo.com)	(11)
(WSVN)		Senior Prom held at same location as porn convention, to become Career Day for some lucky couples  (wsvn.com)	(28)

		Two cheetah cubs have a romping good time. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk)	(16)
		Sammy Hagar on Van Halen's implosion: "I'm not surprised"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(117)
(WMGM TV 40)		Top-notch reporting, fact-checking and proofreading in NJ news: "Van Halens own 'Sammy Hager' donates $10,000 to Atlantic City Parrish"  (nbc40.net)	(20)

		Eight teen girls, all with the same last name, pull off a yearbook Nguyễn  (shine.yahoo.com)	(155)
(Some Guy)		Desmond Hatchett of Tennessee is pleading with the state to help him pay for child support. Hatchett, 33 has fathered 30 children. "I had four kids in the same year. Twice"  (thegrio.com)	(191)

		Indian media upset that new mom Aishwarya Rai has eaten too many sammiches  (smh.com.au)	(82)
		Eduardo Saverin says that he is not dodging taxes by renouncing his US citizenship, in the same way that subby discovered table salt  (asia.cnet.com)	(207)

Over time, subway systems in major cities all over the world have developed in the same way, suggesting universal principles of human self-organization  (wired.com)

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		Sami Nasri (IAC) gives a special shout out to all the Arsenal fans during the EPL victory celebration: "They should celebrate their third-place achievement and I will focus on winning titles"  (mirror.co.uk)	(44)
		Judge reinstates Apple's suit against Samsung tablets. Thousands of lawyers rejoice  (reuters.com)	(42)
		When selling your computer, you might think you've wiped out all your personal data from the computer's hard drive. But did you remember to do the same thing to your printer?  (azfamily.com)	(55)

It's all up for grabs now: the title, the last CL spots, and the final relegation spot all in contention. The final 10 games played at the same time. Watch the destiny of the league in your epic season ending EPL discussion thread  (bbc.co.uk)

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		A Game 1 and a Game 7 on the same day: welcome to the NBA playoffs, 2012 edition. Philly and Boston kick off their series at 8 ET (TNT) while the Nuggets and Lakers finish off their series at 10:30 ET (TNT/FSW)  (espn.go.com)	(149)
		Two hundred and fifty years ago the Earl of Sandwich stayed up all night playing cards and invented the sandwich so you can do the same  (bbc.co.uk)	(134)
		Sam Groth, the 340th ranked tennis player in the world, fired off the fastest recorded serve in tennis history, a 163MPH / 263kph rocket at match in South Korea  (nz.sports.yahoo.com)	(13)
		Santorum to Romney: "Step up and use 'potent weapon' of same sex marriage"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(171)
		A Phoenix man wins $1 million in the Powerball lottery ....six times in the same day  (accessatlanta.com)	(44)

(Some Guy)		North Carolina passes amendment banning same sex marriage. AND A CHALLENGER APPEARS  (addictinginfo.org)	(494)
		Bill O'Reilly on same-sex marriage: "I agree with President Obama" (with poll that makes just as much sense)  (foxnews.com)	(155)
		The most recent AP polls show that Obama is ahead in polls where Democrats are oversampled by 12%  (hotair.com)	(102)
		Obama needs one more justice. If elected, he will get it, and same-sex marriage will be forced on all of America  (townhall.com)	(286)
(Some Guy)		Yes, I'd like to have a hot dog, please, with extra proselytizing  (newsleader.com)	(86)

		When the police come to your front door, stabbing your computer with a samurai sword will not delete the child porn on the hard drive  (dailymail.co.uk)	(134)
		"Mitt Romney said Thursday that same-sex couples should be allowed to adopt children, but they should not be married because children should be raised by a mother and a father." Wait, what?  (huffingtonpost.com)	(199)
(Some Farking Guy)		Jill The Ripper doesn't quite have the same ring to it  (news.gather.com)	(66)
		MTV gets Russell Brand to host the MTV Movie Awards. Yes, the same Russell Brand who was fired from MTV for dressing up as Osama bin Laden shortly after the September 11th, 2001 incident  (huffingtonpost.com)	(54)
		"Same sex marriage does nothing to prevent the deterioration of marriage among non-affluent Americans." With bonus insult: "flagging liberal enthusiasm for the president"  (thedailybeast.com)	(61)
		Thief breaks bottle over clerk's head to make his escape. The very same bottle he was trying to abscond with  (clickorlando.com)	(12)

Mayor Bloomberg to ride Obama's coattails about same-sex marriage. Fabulous  (politicker.com)

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		Naked lady seen on the front of Canadian $20 bill. Dear god, I hope it's not the same lady  (upi.com)	(100)
		Who wouldn't love a sexy Bollywood Samba that featured scantily-clad Maria Menounos sandwiched between two hot hunks? Head judge Len Goodman ... that's who. #dumbass w/vid  (bittenandbound.com)	(22)

		Fruit of the Boom: CIA thwarts a new al-Qaida underwear bomb plot to destroy a U.S.-bound airliner. The attack was planned around the one-year anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden  (cbsnews.com)	(186)
		GOP leaders start to rally around Romney. Well, not so much "rally" as "reluctantly allow themselves to be seen in the same room with"  (ajc.com)	(30)

		Why it sucks to be Ant Man (besides the assumptions about your penis size)  (cracked.com)	(31)
		Photographer toured East Germany just after the fall of the Berlin Wall taking photos of decayed buildings. Ten years later he took photos again of the same things to show how capitalism revitalized what communism allowed to decay  (spiegel.de)	(148)

(Some Guy)		If you're thinking of pairing the same beer with goat cheese and gorgonzola, think again  (frugaldad.com)	(11)
(Some Guy)		Beloved by fans of all ages, Train discovers formula for American musical success. "They take a lot of time to say the same thing...over and over and over again. They're super afraid to offend anyone"  (wesleyanargus.com)	(75)
(Some Guy)		Green eggs and Sam  (hamptonroads.com)	(27)
		Samuel L. Jackson strikes down upon NY Times film critic who panned "The Avengers" with great vengance and furious anger  (orlandosentinel.com)	(65)

		There are two phrases you don't want to hear at a crematorium: "There's a little bit of a glitch" and "The body was too big, sorry"  (news.com.au)	(48)
		Samuel L. Jackson is the "quiet" star of The Avengers. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MOTHERFARKER?  (contactmusic.com)	(21)
		When will U.S. house prices recover? Around the same time that you'll get over it  (marketwatch.com)	(60)
(Some Guy)		Horrifying: 1200 people receive the same jury summons for the same day causing a massive traffic jam. Fark: Courthouse clerk failed to update the system causing the "glitch". Milton Waddams said to be unimpressed  (sacramento.cbslocal.com)	(55)
(CFIF)		No matter how you slice the numbers, the outcome is always the same: states that embrace conservative policies consistently outperform states where big government carries the day  (cfif.org)	(252)
		Defintion of "Non-story": Media: Elizabeth Warren falsely claimed to be Native American. Campaign: actually She's 1/32 Cherokee. Media: Well, that's not Indian ENOUGH. Indians: That's the same as the Cherokee Chief  (theweek.com)	(153)
		Donald Rumsfeld said giving the order to kill Osama Bin Laden was an 'easy call', except when he pulled the plug on a similar raid over fears of infuriating Pakistan  (politico.com)	(146)

(ktvb.com)		Shoplifter pulls out samurai sword, slashes prices  (ktvb.com)	(55)
		At least one person was upset at Keith "Bridge Burner" Olbermann's firing from MSNBC: Osama Bin Laden  (washingtonpost.com)	(95)

(C&E News)		How worried should we be about intelligent space dinosaurs? Apparently enough to try and get the same paper published three times in three separate journals  (cen.acs.org)	(33)
(NewsNet5)		Red TransAm seen idling nearby. Two men inside told "they will never work in this town again"  (newsnet5.com)	(56)
		Documents recovered from the raid that killed Osama bin Laden show he wanted to rename Al Qaeda to something less identified with "failure after failure". Unfortunately for him, "Congress" was already taken  (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com)	(71)

		This might shock you, but all those documents seized in the Osama bin Laden assassination show that OBL had close ties to al Qaeda and the Taliban. I know. Almost fell off my chair, too  (guardian.co.uk)	(132)
		In a suprise twist, federal prosecutors are demanding convicted white-collar criminal Sam Cohen, who defrauded celebrities and foundations of $60 million, be sentenced to "robbed a 7-11" kinda time  (news.yahoo.com)	(71)

		HOA goes insane, evicts tenants from their homes, then rents out same houses it doesn't even own  (www2.tbo.com)	(320)
(Some Guy)		All that hubub last week about the new Google Drive ToC allowing them to steal your stuff? Turns out their competitors all do the same thing, just with "more artful language"  (informationweek.com)	(14)
		LA coroner dies of arsenic poisoning. The same week that Breitbart's autopsy report is due out. OBAMA DEATH TOLL AT 6. (weapons grade derp in the comments)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(160)
		Savannah Sampson says she does it all for her son, but if her 10-year old finds pictures and videos of what she does, she'd be mortified. Hey, he's 10 with internet access, how long do you think it will last  (dailymail.co.uk)	(111)

Sam Raimi is remaking Poltergeist. This news will make you want to go into the light  (slashfilm.com)

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		How Samuel L. Jackson became his own muthafarkin' genre  (nytimes.com)	(57)
		Not news: Government deporting illegals. News: The government is Pakistan and the illegals are Osama bin Laden's three widows and his two teenage daughters  (cnn.com)	(82)

		What do you mean, I can't have "F.Osama" license plates. You don't want me offending the dead guy? F.That  (abcnews.go.com)	(36)
		Let's say you worked at Sesame Street and realized that the walls were actually big chalk boards. You'd probably do this, too  (laughingsquid.com)	(116)
		Is it better to feed 280,000 hungry children for 10 years, or use the same money to give a tax break for 3340 millionaires for one year? If you have to ask, you're not a Republican  (thinkprogress.org)	(486)
		Vice President Romero lays out the simplest re-election strategy so far: Osama is dead, General Motors is alive  (content.usatoday.com)	(211)
(Instapundit)		U of Florida backs off on plans to ditch computer science department on news that they're the only school where nerds and hot cheerleaders exist on the same campus  (pjmedia.com)	(62)
		Welcome to the world's first luxury dental spa, where you can get bridgework and a massage all in the same place. See, do this and people might enjoy coming to the dentist  (sun-sentinel.com)	(25)
		Philadelphia Eagles manage to acquire 7th round pick for 4-time pro bowl corner Asante Samuel  (espn.go.com)	(46)

		Why do we yell "Geronimo" when jumping out of things? Here's the answer -- and besides, yelling "Custer" does not have the same poetic ring  (mentalfloss.com)	(88)
		Obama is using the same political strategy that lost Bush the election against Clinton in 1992  (foxnews.com)	(144)
(Norwich Bulletin)		Norwich Bulletin (CT) editor writes about a local man arrested twice on the same day for the same crime. "FARK, the site made for these types of stories, picked it up and is helping get this man's story and his photo to the world"  (norwichbulletin.com)	(4)
		Netflix plunges on news the same 25 movies in rotation get a little old after a few months  (marketwatch.com)	(107)

No mentos or coke bottles were harmed in the making of this experiment. Can't be sure if the same applies to rubber chickens  (telegraph.co.uk)

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		Sam Wo's, the San Francisco restaurant that once featured "the world's rudest waiter" set to close its door after 100 years. How rude was he? "The Soup Nazi is the Dalai Lama compared to Edsel Ford Fung"  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com)	(135)
		Paul McCartney, David Bowie, and Phish will be releasing limited edition 45s today for Record Store Day. Tomorrow, those same artists will be releasing limited edition coachwhips for Buggy Whip Store day  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com)	(48)

(Some Guy)		"Who's going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It's almost laughable." Mitt better shorten the chain on his oven  (freewoodpost.com)	(75)
		Obamunism has the same problem that most isms share. People picked it based on emotion and have spent their lives- and their credibility- trying to justifying it based on logic  (finance.townhall.com)	(142)
		How bad does the new Miley Cyrus film "LOL" suck? Lionsgate is intentionally opening it on the same day as "The Avengers". In seven cities  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(87)

		Not content to rest on their laurels after developing artificial intelligence that will soon surpass humans at the same time as they're building hunter-killer drones, scientists have now invented synthetic DNA that replicates and evolves  (io9.com)	(32)
		Catholic Bishop says Obama is on the same path as Hitler or Stalin. Well, at least he didn't call him a pedophile  (huffingtonpost.com)	(271)
		Bollywood actress beheaded by two fellow actors, no word on whether their alibi is the same old song and dance  (foxnews.com)	(179)
		Blood test could identify depression in teens, samples are easily collected after they finish cutting themselves  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com)	(52)

(Some Guy)		Remember, 1964 Area 51 UFO hoaxes are much more believable if the video quality is of the same caliber as when the Beatles appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show. Just saying  (news.gather.com)	(32)
		Teenager sent to hospital after being struck by lightning twice in the same afternoon -- later discharged  (mirror.co.uk)	(43)
		Workers replace hospital sign with spelling error with new sign....that has the same error  (thesun.co.uk)	(44)

The technical details behind 2Pac's holographic illusion, with video of Al Gore, Madonna, Richard Branson and some dude from Canada doing the same thing  (arstechnica.com)

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(Some Guy)		Two high school kids only need one stroke to put their balls in the same hole on the same day using the same wood  (cbssports.com)	(18)
		Today's HOT teacher that 'had sex with a student while her daughter slept in the same bed' comes to you from White Hall, Arkansas  (dailymail.co.uk)	(110)

		Same-sex couple now on the same health insurance plan through a school district upset that they have to pay $35 in taxes for said insurance out of every check because they are gay  (desmoinesregister.com)	(201)
		Giants fans, we've got some good news and bad. Good news: Brian Wilson's beard is in excellent shape. Bad news: We can't say the same for his elbow  (sports.yahoo.com)	(36)

		Movie analyst urges studios to join real world, stop charging same ticket price for every movie, whether it's sparkly vampire crapfest, brainless action crapfest, or sensitive Oscar-bait crapfest  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(95)
		Will Hendrick Motorsports claim its 200th victory tonight? Will Farkers lose their collective shiat if the driver who does it is Jimmie Johnson? Find out tonight during the Samsung Mobile 500. Coverage on Fox begins at 7 PM EDT  (nascar.com)	(568)
		Romney adviser says his "private views" aren't necessarily the same as what he professes in public. How do you like your nominee now, Teabaggers?  (washingtonpost.com)	(132)
(Some Guy)		Undercover CIA operative, who helped capture Abu Abbas, struck down by a) terrorists, b) friendly fire, or c) deli meat sample  (thewrap.com)	(28)

(Some Chick)		Photoshop theme: Design a poster promoting a charitable organization that doesn't really exist, but should. (LGT sample ad for real charity.)  (files.coloribus.com)	(36)
		According to new Quinnipiac survey, the people of New Jersey like the job Gov. Chris Christie is doing. Keep in mind though, these same people like New Jersey  (nypost.com)	(33)
		Scotland's rich culinary legacy is brought to bear on science as taste testers sample fish taint  (seattlepi.com)	(25)
		AG Eric Holder will give The Martin/Zimmerman case a thorough review, likely with the same level of care and attentiveness that was applied to the "Fast and Furious" program. Nothing like kowtowing to Sharpton in an election year  (news.yahoo.com)	(608)
		Musician finds rare unreleased reel-to-reel tape of 1956 jazz concert featuring Ella Fitzgerald, Oscar Peterson, Dizzy Gillespie, the Modern Jazz Quartet and Stan Getz ... all on the same show  (nola.com)	(59)
		NY conservatives to pro-same-sex-marriage Republicans, 2011: YOU WILL PAY, RINO VERMIN. NY conservatives to pro-same-sex-marriage Republicans, 2012: WE GOT NOTHIN'  (nytimes.com)	(58)

		Worst of the Worst: Osama bin Laden replaced by Child Porn Suspect on FBI's Most Wanted List  (abcnews.go.com)	(88)
		Piers Morgan challenges Samir Nasri to a £10,000 bet, saying Arsenal will win a trophy before Manchester City. Nobody wins, because they're both losers  (soccernet.espn.go.com)	(24)

It's the perfect home buyer's market because prices have fallen to record lows. Too bad the same economy that's lowering prices means no one can afford a home  (suntimes.com)

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		Police break apart family by taking their pet away from them, claiming it was "dangerous" to allow the alligator to live in the same house as a baby  (desmoinesregister.com)	(47)
		There's no evidence that honey bees cause pollution, but the EPA is killing them off all the same  (sacbee.com)	(36)

		2 Sharks players get Gordie Howe hat tricks in same game, and one of them also plays defense from the bench  (espn.go.com)	(64)
(Some Guy)		Apparently pigs feel the same way most people do about politician's news conferences  (politicalwire.com)	(14)
		Ferdinand A. Porsche dead at 76. Nothing was the same after 911  (nytimes.com)	(47)

		Awkward market research questions at the free sample station. "Did this drink make your nips hard?"  (trutv.com)	(12)
(The Alton Telegraph)		One would think that they would stop parking their cars in the same spot  (thetelegraph.com)	(84)

(Some Guy)		Remember when you got so stoned you wrecked one car into a donut shop and a second into another car on the same day? Neither does this pastor  (nbc12.com)	(37)
		Final surviving members of elite WW2 commando unit 'The Devil's Brigade' die within 12 hours of each other in same town. Unfortunately leaving the treasure to Baron von Herzenberger  (dailymail.co.uk)	(44)

		Want to see the Tea Partiers have a GOPasm, and watch the Obama campaign go crazy at the same time? Put Condi on the ticket  (realclearpolitics.com)	(291)
		The manufacturer of a tablet computer used by mute people to speak has filed a patent claim against the maker of an iPad app that does the same thing for far less, even including the price of an iPad  (go.theregister.com)	(61)
		Marion Barry has always treated D.C. with respect and only expects the same in return  (myfoxdc.com)	(19)
(The Verge)		Samsung believes you'll forget how shiatty your experience is with their (non-Nexus) phones if they show you boobies  (theverge.com)	(27)
		Cookbook includes lasagna recipe which calls for the pages of the cookbook which are in fact pasta sheets. Found it in the same section of the bookstore as a coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table  (huffingtonpost.com)	(21)

		If you were to ask 1,000 Farkers to name the best thing about Women's Beach Volleyball, 999 of them will give you the same answer. The other one sits on the Olympic Wardrobe Committee  (sports.yahoo.com)	(84)
		Remember what your house was worth just after the dot com bubble burst, 9/11? It's probably worth about the same now  (money.cnn.com)	(51)
		If every single toilet in America was flushed at the same time, pipes would burst, rivers would fill up with sewage, and town water reserves would evaporate. At least in theory  (mnn.com)	(97)

Kris Jenner says Kim Kardashian acted professionally and with poise after flour attack. First time ever that "Kim Kardashian" and "acted professionally" used in the same sentence  (upi.com)

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		Researchers say seaweed toast is same as half an hour on treadmill -- tastes the same, too  (telegraph.co.uk)	(94)
		The Weekly Standard notes that Obama used the same metaphor to praise three different allies. Obviously this makes Ernest Hemingway retroactively president, and Obama has to take remedial Creative Writing at community college in Kenya  (weeklystandard.com)	(113)

		Five winning $250K lottery tickets purchased at the same store on the same day. No, not suspicious. Not at all. Happens all the time  (freep.com)	(109)
		It's not every day you get "G-strings" and "nuns" in the same headline  (p.washingtontimes.com)	(67)

(World Affairs Journal)		America: Hey Tunisia, how's that Arab Spring working out for you? Tunisia: It would work out a shiatload better if you quit backing the same batshiat radicals you do in Saudi Arabia  (worldaffairsjournal.org)	(20)
(Some Guy)		"As for the killing of bin Laden, Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Portraying this as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are"  (rove.com)	(297)
		McDonald's CEO to follow the same fate as the McDLT  (reuters.com)	(34)

(Some Guy)		Bristol Palin: "Whar's MY apology, Fartbongo???". Addicting Info: "Two things. One, it isn't the same thing. Two, he came to your defense back in 2008, so please STFU"  (addictinginfo.org)	(174)
		A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -William Blake  (cdn.theatlantic.com)	(18)

Tired of the same old Mickey Mouse, Cinderella, and Goofy? How about watching Spider-Man, Captain America, and Wolverine kicking the Seven Dwarves' asses instead?  (orlandosentinel.com)

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Nice story about a flight attendant who has been working for United Airlines for 63 years. Coincidentally, the same amount of time since a United flight has been on schedule  (nytimes.com)

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Lawyer for former Goldman-Sach employee on trial for leaking insider information to investment firm kinda wants to know why his client is on trial and the person the FBI has ON TAPE leaking info to the same firm hasn't even been charged  (news.yahoo.com)

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"Joe Biden is TOTALLY unprepared for the Presidency" according to: (a) Romney (b) Gingrich (c) Osama bin Laden  (big1059.com)

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		A young Seth Green can be seen Tebowing in the movie "Can't Buy Me Love," which was released the same day Tim Tebow was born  (deadspin.com)	(38)
		Republicans: look at all those states with Republican governors that show great job growth. the economy is really improving. Same Republicans: look at this disaster of an economy and the terrible state we are in under Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(164)
(Some PC Gaming Guy)		How television gets gaming and technology wrong. You'll cry, you'll laugh and punch your monitor all at the same time  (truepcgaming.com)	(108)

		US: Hires all races, ages, male or female to celebrate air steward diversity. Thailand? Kinda the same, but with a bit "extra" attached  (ph.news.yahoo.com)	(96)
(Some Guy)		If you're on parole for having sex with a student, it might be best if you don't have that same student in your closet when your parole officer stops by for a visit  (necn.com)	(52)

(Some Guy)

Joe Perry and Steven Tyler 60 Minutes interview fallout: Jaded, Crying, Same old song and dance  (940winz.com)

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(Some Guy)

You may have short-term memory problems if you get arrested for prostitution twice in the same night. For soliciting two different undercover detectives. In the same car  (pressofatlanticcity.com)

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		New reports say Bin Laden's four wives were feuding intensely in the days before the SEAL team raid; meaning that Osama may have actually welcomed the sweet embrace of death  (newsday.com)	(55)
(Some Guy)		It's that same old story again: pastor abuses teen, teen gives birth, teen marries pastor after he divorces his wife, teen divorces pastor, teen sues church for $25 million  (1035superx.com)	(75)

(Some Guy)

From the same folks who brought you classics like "get your government out of my medicare" and "fix old no new" we bring you "The FCC should regulate cable TV"  (wwws.whitehouse.gov)

(170)

Have you had pre-marital sex? Have you committed adultery? Do you support same-sex civil unions? Will you look at porn in the future? If you answered yes to any of these, congratulations, you can't join the GOP   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(228)

		Waldorf Astoria allows couple to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary in the hotel for $16.80 -- the same rate they paid for the same lodging in 1952. Awww  (jezebel.com)	(45)
		Samsung develops new system for mobile devices to detect when you're angry by measuring sudden increases in muscle mass, how green your skin is  (technologyreview.com)	(11)

(Some Gold Digger)		Cost of tuition, room and board at Yale for 2012 is the same as it was in 1900: about 1,585 grams of gold  (pricedingold.com)	(21)
		Newt Gingrich: Georgia win is "Central to the future of his campaign." First time ever that "Georgia" and "future" have ever been used together in the same sentence  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(47)
		Mid 2000s: Climate change scientists predicted water near Australian dam would dry up. 2012: The area around that same dam is being evacuated due to flood risk  (abc.net.au)	(504)

		Six-year-old gives birth to baby with same space-time deficiency. That sounds about right for Florida  (orlandosentinel.com)	(67)
		Illegal alien employed as a servant paid 85 cents an hour, slept in closet of 34-room mansion in upstate New York. The job creator is in trouble with Uncle Sam  (thesmokinggun.com)	(198)
		53 year old Samantha Bee demolishes 12 year old Grover Norquist   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com)	(169)

		Good samaritan receives metal after rescuing sexual assault victim  (news.com.au)	(78)
		The same day Romney says he won't "light his hair on fire" to excite the GOP base, Obama gives him a political clinic to show him how it's done  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(174)
		Woman realizes that there is a total stranger sucking on her boob, then notices the lady next to her experiencing the same situation. Should they trade babies? (NSFW images in sidebar)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(102)
		Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp  (dailymail.co.uk)	(58)
		When courting you as a customer, drug dealers will often give free samples to get you hooked and make it harder for you to stop once you begin. Then, no matter what, you'll keep coming back. Oh, did I say drug dealers? Sorry, I meant Google  (washingtonpost.com)	(70)
		Florida state lawmaker Jimmie Smith (R), says state employees should be subjected to drug testing, but asking politicians to do the same would violate their special, God-given, constitutional rights  (huffingtonpost.com)	(137)
		"There are no reliable numbers on exactly how many babies are born on Leap day, but statistically, the odds of being born then are the same as any other day"  (chron.com)	(76)

Forget the guitar, all you need is your local dry cleaners to make a hit single. Meet the man who recorded the sounds of his local dry cleaners to make music, including a bucket of soapy water. And he got his shirts done at the same time  (humansinvent.com)

(17)

(Morning Sentinel.com)

76-year-old man, minivan, and high-speed chase usually aren't in the same sentence, and yet here it is  (onlinesentinel.com)

(18)

(Some Guy)		Number of US students in UK at record levels - 'Three-quarters of American employers consider UK degrees to be the same as or better than US degrees'  (timeshighereducation.co.uk)	(58)
(Some Guy)		The best use of a Sesame Street sample you will hear today  (pigeonsandplanes.com)	(15)
		John Edwards sex tape to suffer the same fate as his political career  (cnn.com)	(25)

(Android Central)		Samsung and AT&T unveil new submersible, dust proof and shock absorbent, military grade smart phone for under $100. Which is $300 less than Apple will charge when they "invent" it in two years  (androidcentral.com)	(73)
		Six months after the raid, Feds still haven't charged Gibson Guitars with a crime, and no competitors using the same woods in union states have been raided  (reason.com)	(169)
		First there was GPS, then jammers, now there's a secret network of jammer hunters. Brought to you by the same country as the television detector vans, of course  (zdnet.co.uk)	(34)

		Those faster-than-light neutrinos? Yeah, they used the same technique your boss uses to avoid paying overtime  (arstechnica.com)	(79)
(Siskiyou Daily)		Convenience store robbed by the Worst. Samurai. Ever  (siskiyoudaily.com)	(22)

Kiss, Faith No More, and Queen on the same stage this summer? Sign me up  (nme.com)

(86)

Gallup poll finds that picking the two best Presidents of the past four decades is about the same as picking the two greatest players in the history of the Charlotte Bobcats  (content.usatoday.com)

(114)

		(In Samuel L. Jackson voice) What does a $8.8 billion telescope look like?  (latimes.com)	(67)
		For $17,900 you can have brunch with the founder of Costco. The trick is not to fill up on the free samples as you make your way to the dining room  (azfamily.com)	(32)
		The most disappointing story ever to feature the words "Jacuzzi" and "model" in the same headline  (bbc.co.uk)	(30)

		CBS profits up 30% in the fourth quarter. First time since 1968 that "CBS" and "profits" have been mentioned together in same sentence  (chicagotribune.com)	(7)
		There's being a Good Samaritan, and then there's chasing down a sword-wielding shoplifter across six lanes of traffic  (wtkr.com)	(30)
		Samba drum competition at Sao Paulo Carnival to be determined by blind judges -- which is a shame considering the drum queen costumes. (w/ not safe for work pic)  (news.com.au)	(36)
(Some Guy)		If you are flying in a Cessna with 40 pounds of pot, you should try to stay out of the same air space as the President of the United States  (losangeles.cbslocal.com)	(47)

		That little girl who was forced to have (yecchy) chicken nuggets instead of her mommies (yummy) turkey and cheese sammich? Yeah. It was all a mistake  (washingtonpost.com)	(145)
		GOP: "It's an outrage that Obamacare forces employers to pay for contraception." Reporter: "How do you feel about Romneycare, which has the same provision?" GOP: ***crickets***   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(289)
		New York Times Headline: "Howls of Protest" against Mitt Romney. Actual Story: 12 people showed up. Bigger Story: Author has written a variant on the same story 28 times in the past 4 years  (newsbusters.org)	(80)

Scientists: You know, your suggestion to wrap buildings in earthquake zones with bubble wrap is totally ridiculous. Unless it's a high-tech version of the same concept  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

(19)

		Apple calls for ban on Samsung Nexus, citing patents for 1-10, A-Z  (theregister.co.uk)	(107)
		Samsung releases Android 4 for the Galaxy Tab... and it costs $500 to upgrade  (engadget.com)	(21)
		Actual headline: "Same-sex marriage backers courting Maryland Republicans". No word on which men's rooms they are staking out  (washingtonpost.com)	(26)

Remember that really bad thing Kobe said last year that got him fined $100,000? Dirk Nowitzki just said the same thing (video)  (deadspin.com)

(43)

(Bert & Ernie)		"Sunny Day, sweeping the Taliban away." U.S. turns to Sesame Street to influence Pakistan  (courier-journal.com)	(6)
		The real class war in this country isn't between rich and poor, it's between the educated and the mouth-breathers. Or, as they say in scientific circles, "same damn thing"  (nytimes.com)	(272)
(Some Guy)		Perhaps the thing Samsung has best learned from Google is how to turn everyone into an enemy  (theverge.com)	(2)
		The world lost a great comedian 12 years ago today, know what I mean Vern? Bonus: graduated from same high school Drew did  (en.wikipedia.org)	(103)
		Movie star tries to enlist in the Army Air Corps. Rejected. He tries again. Same result. He finally gets in, flies dozens of combat missions, rises from private to full colonel in four years. Where's the movie about THAT?  (life.time.com)	(100)

(Pajiba)		The Question Isn't "Why Is There A Zombie Osama Bin Laden Movie?" The Question Is "What Took You So Long?"  (pajiba.com)	(24)
		When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign  (salon.com)	(430)

		Ok, for the last time, the 7-year-old girls in Walmart are NOT free samples. Please make a note of it  (ajc.com)	(64)
		Woman arrested two consecutive mornings by the same cop for drunk driving. "This can't happen again" she yelled at the cop as it was.... happening again  (readingeagle.com)	(64)

(Some Guy)		In a study that was in no way influenced by Big Snack, potato chips have been found to be lower in sodium than sammich bread  (medicalxpress.com)	(114)
		College drinking is on the rise and may reflect a dangerous trend. This is not a repeat from every single other year this same article was written  (wtop.com)	(28)
		Five killer whales named as plaintiffs in court case which argues they deserve the same constitutional protection from slavery as humans. SeaWorld: "Cetacean needed"  (bbc.co.uk)	(55)
		Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(67)

(Some Guy)		Garage door openers stop working on entire block at the same time in St. Charles, Missouri. Some say street lights are to blame  (stlouis.cbslocal.com)	(75)
		Average Super Bowl viewer spent $63 on game related merchandise, apparel and food ... easily coming in ahead of those at Lucas Oil Stadium who paid $6,300 for the same thing  (omaha.com)	(52)
		The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com)	(114)
		Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com)	(127)

Beleaguered Arsenal FC boss Arsene Wenger uses Sam Wyche Gambit in front of disgruntled supporters group: 'At least we're not like Liverpool'  (thesun.co.uk)

(10)

Sam Gagner becomes only the 12th player in NHL history to have an 8 point game. Last player was Lemieux in 1989, the year Gagner was born  (nhl.com)

(92)

(Boomstick Comics)

A prequel to Jackie Brown is in our near future. Sam Jackson does not get eaten by a shark this time  (boomstickcomics.com)

(59)

		Things not to say to same-sex couples, such as "I'm so thrilled to meet you. I was bisexual in college"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(185)
		Backlash: Osama Bin Laden death photos may be released after all. Judicial Watch has sued for release of the materials under Freedom of Information Law, and they apparently have a case  (nydailynews.com)	(237)

		I'm not saying Rodney Harrison threw Asante Samuel under the bus, but Rodney Harrison threw Asante Samuel under the bus  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(8)
		Economist who created the Laffer curve says Gingrich's tax plan is better than Romney's, in much the same way being hit by a Kenworth is preferable to being hit by a Peterbilt  (newsmax.com)	(178)
		Android handset makers stop worrying so much about competing with Apple... and start worrying about competing with Samsung  (businessweek.com)	(55)
		...and the horses will never look at him the same way  (thesun.co.uk)	(22)

		Tim Tebow booked into same hotel as massive porn convention. Is this how the apocalypse is going to begin?  (sportsgrid.com)	(64)
		New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com)	(129)

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