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224 headlines found matching 'Sam'
Thu July 24, 2014
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, Western Civilization: Now that we've legalized same sex-marriage and are decriminalizing pot and society has not imploded, can we please address the illegality of prostitution? Thanks in advance, Everyone
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In much the same way that only Hannibal Lecter could help Clarice Starling, only Congress can fix Obamacare's flaws
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Time)
 
Plug
 
The ten most common financial leaks. Eleven if you count that Amway investment that never really paid off. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Robbers hit illegal poker ring run by lawyer and her husband out of the same building as her law office...I don't know who to root for here
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cops have spoken to Justin Bieber's neighbors about the liquor, litter, and drugs left strewn about by the Canadian celebrity and his entourage and are encouraging those same neighbors to put him under citizen's arrest
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
The one-stop-shopping experience at Kroger is better than ever. Now you can pick up dinner, your medications, and pictures of your hoohah at the same time
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Microsoft Flight Simulator shot down by Warsaw Pact SAM Simulator
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, what are the odds of a NFL and an NBA player getting arrested in the same club on the same night?
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney admits that, three months before a tourist had several fingers lopped off on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, a twelve year-old boy also had four fingers chopped off on the same ride. But that incident didn't make the news
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rob Ford says that he is now "sober as a judge." All judges in Toronto immediately asked to give hair and blood samples
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Sat July 19, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Networks pushing to end same-day and live ratings, say it is the equivalent of "reporting the winning sports team in the third inning." Terrible metaphor aside, it makes sense
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(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
18 year old costumed good Samaritan who calls himself "the Red Shadow" stresses he isn't a crimefighter or superhero. " I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing"
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz AND Louie Gohmert will be in the same place on Saturday. Let's see what kind of audience/protest/time-space rift erupts
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Fri July 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
As Colorado's Supreme Court prepares to rule on same-sex marriage, let's visit the first clerk to issue a marriage license to a gay couple...in 1975
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(27)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Small plane pilot makes emergency landing on a New York highway -- 8 days after making an emergency landing on the very same New York highway
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Thu July 17, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Andy Samberg says being fired from SNL can be a positive thing. Just ask Morwena Banks, Beth Cahill, Tony Rosato, Gail Matthias, Michaela Watkins, Melanie Hutsell, and Jeff Richards
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Samsung has suddenly gotten into the premium priced headphones business
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Michael Sam's speech after receiving the Arthur Ashe Award
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Arizona man objects to immigrant kids being housed in his town because "We don't know who they are. We don't know their health conditions."; unlike every other kid in his community who he knows on a first name basis and got a stool sample from
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson reveals the same seven meals he ate every day for six months to prepare for Hercules. Cast members definitely could smell what the Rock was cooking
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(101)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can we trust Russia with the world's only known remaining sample of smallpox?"
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants become the first MLB team in history to have their catcher and pitcher each hit a grand slam ... in the same game
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Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cancels Sam and Cat, paving the way for Jennette McCurdy's eventual porn career
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That Brazil-Germany game would have looked the same without Brazil
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(10)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A congressional candidate in Florida doesn't get the same press as the President, therefore there's a "secret war on black conservatives"
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(55)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
As usual, Apple users are getting excited over a rumored new iPhone feature known as "2008 Samsung Phones Had It"
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers find gorillas use their BO as a form of communication with others - much the same way IT workers do
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(7)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GOP candidate with felony record for masturbating and joyriding (at the same time) might not be disqualified from elected office, but he's quitting the race because he's out of juice
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What are history's worst typos? And just what did The Count from Sesame Street do to make that newspaper copy writer so angry?
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(78)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox's "Doctor" Keith Ablow says legalized same-sex marriage rights will lead to 'three humans and a dog' marriage, and perhaps even worse, another movie starring Ted Danson, Tom Selleck, and Steve Gutenberg
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Domestic light beer sales in the U.S. will fall to a ten year low in 2015. Apparently, Coors Light drinkers have discovered they can pretty much get the same product out of their kitchen faucet
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Have we reached Peak Samsung?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Why the six women were in the same toilet cubicle is currently unclear, police say"
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(42)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Crafting is good for your mental health, which helps explains why the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood who always wears all those macrame earmuffs and scarves at the same time is the picture of sanity
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Samsung discovers that fake ID badges and 7 empty trucks lead to severe inventory shrinkage
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(17)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sam Waterston and Martin Sheen as lovers? It's more likely than you think
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(46)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Two super hot women handball players both score on the same play
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Things got AWKward when Sam Jackson and Victoria Beckham sat next to each other at Wimbledon
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(80)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
American's faith in Congress ranks somewhere in the same neighborhood as dog vomit, monkey pus and painful rectal itch
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kids raised by same-sex couples are healthier and happier than kids raised by heterosexual couples or single parents
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist claims by 2045 top species on Earth will no longer be human. Same dude also predicts that could be a problem. Gee, ya think?
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The A's trade a bunch of players for Jason Hammel and Jeff Sama...Sama... Samanotgonnapitchhereanymore
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(41)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The arrival of 3-D printers in public libraries puts librarians in a potentially sticky situation when people naturally want to use libraries for the same thing we read about them being banned from libraries for
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know how Eskimos have 50 words for "snow"? Well the British have nearly the same amount for "defeat"
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
How long would it take to try 25,000 different beers? Couple takes 35 years to sample each on a case by case basis
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Thu July 03, 2014
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Things aren't looking so good for you when "staggering amount" and "child porn" are in the same sentence
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Introducing the Gay Pride Whopper, featuring a fabulous new multicolored rainbow wrapper and the same old monochromatic greasy taste
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the Scientific Institute of Well Duhhhh, new study shows that if you keep eating the same amount of calories from the same sources, just adding fruits and veggies on top will not help you lose weight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So maybe trying to use the same OS on your desktop and your smartphone wasn't such a good idea after all
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(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sam Gagner was traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Tampa Bay Lightning. He was with them for 90 minutes and then was traded to the Arizona Coyotes
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You are on the run for embezzling money from a power company you worked for in Canada. Do you A: Turn yourself in B: Keep running C: Go to work for a similar company in Utah and do the same thing
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Undertaker jailed for pocketing charity money donated by mourners. He just hasn't been the same since Brock Lesnar broke the streak
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Ukraine finally signs trade deal with EU. Russia warns consequences will never be the same
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(41)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP candidate warns that same-sex marriage could lead to sisters marrying each other. All good God-fearing Americans know that God intends marriage to be between one brother and one sister
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Thu June 26, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he's really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome
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Wed June 25, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
Finally, you can now busk and code at the same time
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(13)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of incompetence to fail at running a gun store in TEXAS, about the same level it would take to blame Obama for the bank's decision to foreclose now that you've been in default on your loan for more than a year
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(192)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When trying to explain how your girlfriend literally got shot in the foot, get your story straight - otherwise you'll figuratively do the same to yourself
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(23)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that the same genes that make one more likely to develop schizophrenia also make one more likely to use marijuana. That's like, their personal opinion, man
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(67)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Gamers plead with gaming industry to stop making sucky movie tie-in games whose only reason for existing is that they are released at same time as the movie they are based on
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(62)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
A look at the world's toughest auto race: the Nurburgring 24h. 'Over 200 cars, ranging from a Mk3 VW Golf GTI up to 200mph McLaren 12C GT3s, share the same track for 24 hours. Accidents are a given"
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(23)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
National Organization for Marriage supporter threatens 'violence' if same-sex marriage is legalized nationally. How Christian of him
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are sweet potatoes and yams only fall foods or do you work with them all year? Do you treat yams and sweet potatoes as the same thing or make different dishes with each?
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2006, the CIA hatched a cunning plan to convince the children of Pakistan that Osama Bin Laden was actually a Dark Lord of the Sith. Or something
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A sample of entries in the National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest 2014. And yeah, there are some seriously awesome pictures here
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN and FoxNews both breathlessly promote their "exclusive interview". With the same person. Who's been interviewed on both networks many, many, many times before. I mean, it's not like Hillary has been living under a rock the past 20 years, ya know
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(24)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Samsung unveils bicycle equipped with frikkin'; lasers, saying in areas that don't have bike lanes, it will MAKE its own bike lanes (pics)
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(40)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook decides that if everyone is posting pictures of what they are putting in their mouth for breakfast, then it should be the same for newborns
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most influential movie of the last 25 years was made in 1989, starred Michael Keaton and more people hated it at the time than loved it: "On June 23rd, 1989 Batman arrived and nothing has ever been the same since"
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(182)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson was recently asked if he still knew his famous Pulp Fiction Ezekiel 25:17 speech by heart. Turns out he does
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(83)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
While eight matches are a small sample size, this World Cup has three trends so far: plenty of goals, plenty of comebacks and no team wants to end their match in a draw
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(10)
 
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Research shows that throwing money down the toilet or buying sunscreen is pretty much the same thing
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(56)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Good news, ladies living in Alaska. You can now get free pregnancy tests in bar bathrooms, the same place you can get condoms, cigarettes, tampons, before and after mints, edible underwear, fake tattoos and in some cases dinner
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(27)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The answer is, "This game show host just broke the Guinness World Record for the most episodes ever hosed by the same presenter"
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(30)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Los Cafeteros take on The Pirate Ship, La Celeste face off with Los Ticos, The Three Lions battle the Azzurri. and Les Elephants challenge the Blue Samurai. It's Day 3 of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. (12:00 EDT, ABC)
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(1458)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Obama pronounces "GIF" with a hard "G", the same as everybody but a few obsessive nerds who want to feel superior do
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(167)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Own a 2010-2014 Camaro? GM would like you to know it has an ignition issue, it happens to be the same issue of the other GM ignition system, however, it is in no way related to the earlier issue, but they recalling it because safety 1st
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien reviews advanced copy of 'Super Smash Bros.', requests a 'Birthday Suit' version of Samus
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bic to create a universal font based on everyone's handwriting. Will use handwriting samples from all five people who still know how to write in cursive
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(24)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jimmy Rolllins steals two bases ... on the same pitch
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(38)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cops wrongly arrest woman who has the same name as wanted suspect, extradite her to another state, imprison her, realize mistake a month later, let her go, then arrest her again for same reason, woman gets ready to sue, the Aristocrats
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(123)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Honeywell Samsungs Google's Nest thermostat
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(71)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland A's Brandon Moss hits a grand slam and hole-in-one ... on the same swing
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(12)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren on a mission to put higher education even more out of reach for normal folk while at the same time draining the federal treasury
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(168)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know how you have that one friend who keeps promising he's going to stop smoking but you always catch him sneaking a puff when he thinks nobody is watching? It's just the same with Japan vowing to quit whaling
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(96)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
10 essentials for a more comfortable camping trip. Or, you could just live in your garage for a weekend, brushing bugs out of your teeth and destroying your clothes with your massive pit stains. It's pretty much the same experience just cheaper
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you like that Federal courts are striking down same sex marriage bans, you have Justice Antonin Scalia to thank
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(93)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the ultra cool Dean Martin - Tonight with his special guests Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Carson, all performing live with the Count Basie Band. Required viewing for all of today's entertainers
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(9)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There are no longer any states in the US with unchallenged bans on same-sex marriage
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(66)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bank of America is about to face the largest fine since the recession at....holy crap, $12B. I mean they still get to screw us all over again the same as before but damn, that's a significant fine
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(29)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Twins are graduating high school. News: Triplets are graduating from high school. Fark: nine sets of twins and one set of triplets are graduating from the same high school
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(42)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who "worked at 100 miles per hour" died about the same speed
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(65)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
At the same time three major drug dealers went AWOL just before conviction, a juror did too. Gee, I wonder what tipped off the felons to start running?
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(42)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Yum Brands testing new banh-mi restaurant concept in Dallas, serving classic Vietnamese cuisine with same respect KFC gives fried chicken and Taco Bell gives tacos
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(65)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So who are these "worst of the worst terrorists" the US gave up in exchange for Bowe Bergdahl? Apparently a bunch of Taliban career bureaucrats, one of whom talked to Osama bin Laden once in 1995
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(263)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Target of patent troll does one better than Drew's $0 settlement, gets $200k back under new fee-shifting rules. Bonus - same troll that sued Fark
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(91)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Meet Sam Sung, who used to work for Apple. Awkward
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man drops 75 cents into a well, jumps in after it, goes into a coma, and dies. Someone goes in after him and suffers the same fate. Five more dead people later, and the entire town just gives up on ever retrieving the 75 cents
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(156)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Athletics outfielder Yoenis Cespedes throws out two runners. At home plate. In the same inning
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(15)
 
(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bill Haley spent his last days drunk, sitting in Sambo's and humming "Rock Around The Clock" so a customer might recognize him. That's why rock stars die at 27
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(79)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Glorious Russian cat stands at attention during National Anthem. Does your puny American cat show the same amount of pride in his country, or just lie there licking its nether regions when your anthem plays?
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(81)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago proposes $15 minimum wage. Workers say they should at least be making the same amount as anyone in the Cubs bullpen
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(111)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: "It's only a matter of time before Uncle Sam holds a gun to my head and forces me to marry my six children, my cat Sprinkles, the Washington Monument, and the rotting corpse of George Washington"
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(79)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The City of Detroit tries to get into the house flipping business with the same result as anything the City of Detroit tries to do
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(81)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Nice: Ottawa unveils memorial to hometown hero who gave hockey sticks away to neighborhood children. Fark: the memorial actually honors a badminton champion from Guelph with the same name
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember when nobody knew what would happen to their computers in the new millennium? It's sort of the same, nobody knows what will happen to Robert De Niro once he works with Robert Pattinson
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(32)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Samsung shows off their 'Simband' health tracker, and now you're either thinking about sailing or bad comedy
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(29)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the same store twice in one week, you should wear a mask. Especially if you work there (no clue how it's even possible to rob a Dunkin Donuts with all the cops in attendance)
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Son of the late snake salvation pastor takes over Kentucky church, continues to handle snakes with the same dexterity
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(79)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't care about your sympathy. I don't give a shiat that you feel sorry for me. Get to work and do something. I'll tell the president the same thing if he calls me. Getting a call from a politician doesn't impress me"
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(401)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler says he knows his movies are pieces of shiat, but the only reason he makes them is because it's basically a paid, fancy vacation. And people still pay to see him do the same thing over and over again
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(52)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You'd never seen RHCP drummer Chad Smith and Will Ferrell in the same room. Until now, during their drum-off on The Tonight Show
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(34)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
To do list: April 29th - break into restaurant, steal vodka. April 30th - break into same restaurant, steal vodka. May 11th - break into same restaurant, steal vodka. May 13th - break into same restaurant, steal vodka. May 16th - hire lawyer
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(33)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
"Advantame and spice and everything nice," just doesn't have the same ring to it
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(47)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
They said I was daft to put a bell in a tower, but I did it all the same. It burned down. I put it on the lawn. It was stolen. I welded the bell to a metal stand, attached it to a concrete pad buried under the ground. That, too was stolen
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(32)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
On the same day that gay marriage becomes allowed in Pennsylvania, its first openly gay representative might get primaried by a tea party candidate write in vote
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(95)
 
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien takes a samurai sword to the gut. The result is bloody epic
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(10)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung goes Full Derpublican; compares Apple to Muslim terrorists and then says they're about to fail like America did in Vietnam
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(41)
 
(PLOS One)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart discovers that bad smells make people less supportive of same-sex marriage. George Takei now taking long showers, Oh Myyyyy
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(17)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
David Letterman now feels bad about humiliating Monica Lewinsky, says he should have treated her with the same respect as the women assistants on his show
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(47)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
FYI: Creepy Uncle Sam is back. I don't know why
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(57)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Samsung finds a whole new market in which they can innovate. Of course, being Samsung, what they really intend to do is just copy other companies' products
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(13)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks fan defies the 1 in 5000 odds by catching two home runs in the same game. FARK: He throws Yasiel Puig's back on the field
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(15)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Here's something you'll never see again - Penn State baseball team turns two triple plays ... in the same game. Fark: And still lost
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(13)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Thousands and thousands of videos, uploaded nearly every day. Each one is the same, structure-wise: 10 slides of shapes, shown over 11 seconds, over various random tones. Nobody has a clue what the videos are supposed to be"
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(84)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morning talk show host walks off the set after a Michael Sam discussion. Kiss your ass goodbye
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(65)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
NY Times cans Jill Abramson as executive editor after she finds out her male predecessor was far better compensated for the same work. In tomorrow's paper, a Paul Krugman column smugsplaining how the Koch Bros. are to blame for the situation
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(68)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michael Sam was already out before he came out. But he originally planned to wait until he was drafted to come out again as being out and I've gone crosseyed
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Sam is now focused on football. As opposed to whatever it was your dirty little mind thought he was focused on
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man goes to Thailand for year to train as a boxer, loses so much weight that he gets black-flagged at airport by immigration officers who didn't believe he was the same person (pics so you can judge for yourself)
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(65)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marshall Henderson is boycotting Sports Center due to Michael Sam's gay kissing spectacle. May still have chance at basketball career if Sterling retains ownership of the Clippers
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(55)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Facebook post by local news outlet leads to Brazilian woman weighing the same as a duck
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Sam will wear #96 for the Rams
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(56)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If Michael Sam gets hitched to his boyfriend, we'll have a gay Mafia wedding to look forward to. The role of Johnny Fontane will be played by Erasure
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit directs an eHarmony commercial, which is the first time Limp Bizkit and harmony were ever used in the same sentence
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(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Kentucky argue that same-sex marriages will wreck the state's economic future. That's the joke
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(115)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The U.S. Strategic Command will stage a large-scale bomber exercise this week just after the Russians staged nuclear war games last week. This is not a repeat of 1959 but some of the same planes are being used
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(95)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
And here's proof that every Pharrell song starts the same
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(46)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Samsung Chairman has a heart attack. Apple lawyers claim it looks a lot like the one that Steve Jobs was once rumoured to have had
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(26)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you had "any member of the Miami Dolphins" as the first pro player to post a negative tweet about Michael Sam's draft, step up and claim your prize
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(90)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: "Watch Michael Sam, Boyfriend React To Draft Pick." Cooler still: Not from the Onion
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(135)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Most stores throughout the world will give you a polite message informing you when it is time to close. News: China does this differently. Fark: By playing the same Kenny G song over and over again until you leave
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(50)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(University of Texas)
 
 
 
Astronomers find Sol's long lost brother. He's a little fatter than our sun, but I'm sure his friends like him just the same
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(18)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 119, Des Green vs Daniel Weichel in the featherweight tournament final. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET. Main Card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by MFC 40 on AXS TV with Sam Alvey vs Wes Swofford for the middleweight title
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polar bears have an edge over us in they can eat the same fatty foods as us but we get heart attacks and they don't. Here comes the science
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's what I love about these sorority girls who get in trouble for making members drink alcohol, lie on the floor, and sizzle like bacon, man. I get older, they stay the same age
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(57)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
In an interesting twist, a heterosexual man files human rights complaint to get the same benefits afforded to homosexuals
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(98)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Goodman will voice Hound, the gruff Autobot jeep and Ken Watanabe will voice Drift, the samurai sports car in Michael Bay's Transformers 4: Cash Grab
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(65)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alibaba to open sesame in U.S. this year. Founders promise the company will last at least 37,255 nights
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(5)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
HGTV cancels show starring twin brothers after finding out that they "hate gays, abortion, and same-sex marriage"
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(142)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Showrunner talks about how Fargo exists in same universe as the movie, won't rule out a return of Frances McDormand. "It wasn't just a gimmicky Easter egg"
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(39)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World 1971 monorail cab for sale on eBay, and the lucky winner can have the same experience as Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And by gum, the monorail put them on the map
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(66)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Investigative journalist gives us all a great look at how Samsung maintains its strong culture of innovation
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(90)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Samsung takes defeat in court gracefully. Just kidding, they say the US is rigged and the jurors are morans
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(32)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Feeling constipated and sexy at the same time? There could be a pill for that
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(43)
 
(College of Arms)
 
 
 
We, Garter, Clarenceux and Norroy & Ulster King of Arms, do rule, ordain and decree as follows. A man who contracts a same-sex marriage may impale the arms of his husband with his own on a shield or banner but should bear his own crest
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(42)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman was molested by a cousin when she was 13. Good: She has gone through therapy and now helps others who are in the same situation. FARK: The molester is now suing the woman for defamation and stalking
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(133)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to manufacture crack in your home, it's best not to store the materials on the same shelf as the baby formula
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bukkake may never be the same again (SFW)
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(40)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn stars call for boycott of Samuel L. Jackson movies after he joked that Captain America should learn about RedTube
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(122)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
County GOP chairman running for county board in effort to deny same-sex employee benefits. Never mind those "ridiculous" past charges of child neglect and financial woes, we can't be letting the gays get health insurance
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(29)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan sees a young woman being accosted by two thieves, swoops in and saves the day. Instead of sticking around for praise, "after the incident occurred, he bought some candy for his children and drove away"
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(213)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Good samaritan pursues stabby purse snatcher & proves nothing good happens to a samaritan
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(70)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy buys artwork at pawn shops, tries to sell it to store. Fark: Same store that it was all stolen from. Double Fark: Store owner had no idea that any of it had been stolen
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(7)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Unusual: Congressman petitions wife for divorce. Fark: Accuses her of being married to another man at the same time
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
To those that are shocked America is an Oligarchy: No shiat, Sherlocks. You keep electing the same rich people over and over again
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(78)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor: "Yer violating my religious freedom...by not allowing me to officiate at same-sex weddings." Bonus: North Carolina pastor. UltraFark Bonus: Supported by Baptist ministers
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(270)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What could be more fun than an Osama bin Laden-themed bar? How about three of them?
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia Christians prepare for 40-day hunger strike against same-sex marriage. Good luck with that, and can we have what's in your fridge now?
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(274)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Showing same acute ability to identify a natural head coach when he sees one, Sir Alex Ferguson advocates Manchester United interim manager Ryan Giggs getting the job permanently
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(10)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Same bizarre rainbow colored clouds appear over Mexico as did over Japan right before their large quake. Lets hope this is just a coincidence
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(32)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jim Koch, co-founder of Sam Adams beer, reveals how to drink all night without getting drunk
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(162)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay removes 30% of the chips, keeps the price the same
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(56)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Men, do you have balls? If so Samuel L Jackson needs to talk tough to you about the need for you to grab your testicles and check for lumps in new charity cancer video. So man up and grab your balls
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(12)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Who got told? Samsung got told
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(82)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two trains start from the same place traveling in opposite directions. Train A travels 7 mph faster than train B. In 5 hours they are 385 miles apart. Is train A's rate more delicious than ice-cold Pepsi Cola? T F (circle one)
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(86)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
And the most recent Hollywood libtard to come out in support of same-sex marriage is.... who??
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(91)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Cross of Iron, 1977. James Coburn and Maximillien Schell star in this WW2 story about a German Sgt, and his glory-seeking commander. Sam Peckinpah directs
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(18)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is cool and infuriating at the same time? An earth sized planet, in the habitable zone, that very possibly supports life. But it's 490 light years away
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(122)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative lawyer who defended California's ban on gay marriage at the Supreme Court is at work on another project: planning his daughter's upcoming same-sex wedding ceremony
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(91)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NJ man re-enacts famous "Samurai Delicatessen" skit
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(24)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not news: The new Samsung Galaxy S5's fingerprint sensor has design flaw that makes hacking ridiculously easy. Fark: Fingerprint sensor authentication allows access to user's bank account
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(89)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Guy who advised George Bush to campaign against gay marriage is the same guy who told Barack Obama to support gay marriage
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(80)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Phyllis Schlafly: "If we paid women the same as men, women would refuse to marry men and have their babies"
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(280)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistani cannibal arrested. This is not a repeat from 2011 when he was arrested and jailed on the same charges
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I always wanted to be famous. But I meant like Demi Lovato famous, not Osama bin Laden famous," says a teen who is just now realizing there are consequences to tweeting out prank terrorist threats
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(110)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: How can Obama support same-sex marriage and call himself a Christian? Christianity has NOTHING to do with love
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(304)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All you Apple fanbois can quit saying Samsung just copies Apple. Samsung's newest phone is still just 32-bit and has an app store susceptible to Heartbleed flaw
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(51)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Town declares Sriracha a 'public nuisance;' world feeling much the same way about that town
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know, it was just the other day that I was saying "Boy, I wish we had a European war to fight. I miss the good ol' days" Well, the NATO chief has the same feelings
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(61)
 
(YourTango)
 
 
 
The real winners in the continuing advance of same-sex marriage may be the divorce lawyers
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(98)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
These aerial photos of Dutch tulip fields are simply stunning. Subby is happy to just get a dozen to bloom at the same time
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(44)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Gloucester Times)
 
 
 
If you have $3 million this morning you could own an old proto-American flag that isn't even the same on both sides
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines no longer using limes due to rising cost. Somehow a sprig of parsley in your bottle of Corona is just not the same
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(25)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
How Disney princesses and Game of Thrones heroines are exactly the same characters
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(319)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Samsung 1Q profit falls 4% as their new televisions and smartphones get poor reception
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(16)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The lefts evolving hierarchy of rights: how treating people the same no matter who they are in the 1960's became treating people the same no matter who they are today
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(259)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're buying your chicken nuggets at Sam's Club, a little bit of plastic shouldn't scare you off
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(23)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mother whose daughter was killed during the Rwanda genocide has forgiven the man that killed her, so much so that they are now friends and live near each other and shop at the same market. I smell a new buddy comedy in the works
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(38)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Will the world's greatest economic power please step forward? Not so fast there, Uncle Sam
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(171)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A handy chart to show you how much you should have for retirement by now. For those under 35, 'retirement' is a thing that used to happen at 65, after working at the same job for 35 - 40 years. Now... lunch break is over, back to that fryer
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(317)
 
(Some Sneaky Expat)
 
 
 
Problem: Your rather common Russian name unfortunately happens to be "Sergey Ivanov". US online shoe company cancels your order citing Russian sanctions. Solution: Reorder using exactly the same information but with a different name. Sneakersy
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Exactly one week after being arrested for jumping the fence surrounding Selena Gomez's mansion, police arrested the same man for trying to break into Gomez's home. Clearly, he needs psychiatric help, given he doesn't care about stalking talent
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(16)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bob Costas Disease shuts down 28 schools in American Samoa
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(15)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Felon just out of prison shoots man in the U District. The man is currently in critical condition, with doctors saying it will take time and a little luck for his U District to ever be the same again
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(49)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"So you want the same man I want, huh? Here are some rats for you"
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So, ummm....would this be a good time to mention that this week's Fort Hood shooter and the 2009 shooter both bought their guns from the same gun store in Texas? I know, I know, too early. Sorry, it's okay, I'll come back when you're ready
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(220)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
You get in a minor fender-bender. Do you: C) Shoot and kill the other driver, shoot at his passenger, and shoot at and wound a good Samaritan who stopped to help?
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(68)
 
(OC Signal)
 
 
 
Dumb: Shoplifting from a thrift store, Dumber: selling the stolen items back to the same thrift store
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(10)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
My wife has been wearing the same dress for nine months
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(29)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A waitress who draws a smiley-face on a customer's check will get a better tip. But a waiter who does the same thing, it turns out, will just be thought of as kind of creepy
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(42)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Golfer makes rare hole-in-one, double-eagle in same round
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(37)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
President urgently calls for same-sex marriage ban on Constitutional grounds
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(83)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mother nature gets drunk, sends tornado and blizzard to simultaneously visit Minnesota at the same time
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(39)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
You know you are either extremely disliked or really unlucky when you get stabbed in two different incidents on the same day
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(8)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The same old story: Man raised in family where father smuggles 50 tons of pot worth $6 million over his career, only to spend the fortune on hookers and blow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Searchers finally recover mysterious objects in the Indian Ocean, identify them as "fishing equipment and flotsam"
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Sat March 29, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Harvard admits just 5.9% of its freshman class applicants. Which is exactly the same percentage of students who can pay their entire tuition with cash
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds 68% of Americans view Russia as unfriendly or our enemy. Which is still 20% less than the number of Republicans who feel the same way about President Obama
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
In what is expected to be the biggest amount of collective idiocy ever seen in the same television studio, Fox News announces Megyn Kelly gets an exclusive interview with Chris Christie
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Science News)
 
 
 
Headline: Hubble Zooms in on Monkey's Head Nebula. Observation: Just Not The Same Without Davy Jones
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meet the new future bosses at News Corp and 21st Century Fox, same as the old boss
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(5)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
It's been maybe ten whole days since the words "corruption" and "New York state assemblyman" showed up in the same news story, which means they're due for a fresh FBI raid in 3...2
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