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Headlines matching 'SWAT team'
Thu May 16, 2013
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(International Business Times)
 
  
 
 Three men involved in Hollywood-style shootout, car chase at Jacksonville airport-- Translation: Nothing unusual happened in Florida yesterday
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Thu May 02, 2013
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Principal of struggling Boston-area elementary school replaces security guards with art teachers - and student achievement improves. In other news, Boston SWAT teams are to be replaced by pottery instructors and mimes
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Mon April 29, 2013
(Rocky Mountain Collegian)
 
  
 
 There are three kinds of college parties: big parties, massive parties, and parties that are so big that it takes 15 police units, a SWAT team and tear gas to break up the ensuing 800-person riot
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Wed April 24, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Sunil Tripathi has been found, no thanks to internet super-sleuths
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Tue April 23, 2013
(Des Moines Register)
 
  
 
 Sometimes all it takes to end a standoff is a pack of cigarettes "We knew that nicotine addiction would work against him," Bradshaw told The Register. "And it did. He took the bait and came out"
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Mon April 22, 2013
(Time)
 
  
 
 Time asks: Why did the Tsarnaevs let their carjacking victim live? Answer: Terrorists are frequently dumb, like the Palestinian bombers who forgot to account for Daylight Savings Time and blew themselves up before they could deliver the bomb
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(Des Moines Register)
 
  
 
 Police arrest man after 30 hour standoff. It was the most exciting thing to happen in Iowa since the Baconfest
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Sat April 20, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Lindsey Graham says that the Constitution doesn't apply to Americans with funny names and dark hair
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Thu April 11, 2013
(New Bern Sun Journal)
 
  
 
 Waffle House evacuated and 2 1/2 hour standoff with SWAT team ensues because of C: Crazy naked guy barricaded in bathroom. "He asked me if I'd seen the movie 'Uncle Willie.' I said I hadn't, and he said, 'Well, I'm Uncle Willie.'"
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Tue April 09, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 "Hey Good Lookin'" I'll be back to pick you up later"
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Sat April 06, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 After careful analysis of mass shootings, police advise that members of the public who find themselves in the midst of one should "run away, hide, or fight back." This report was delivered by police spokesmen Capt. Obvious and Detective N.S. Sherlock
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Mon April 01, 2013
(WTAE)
 
  
 
 Once again, the SWAT team kicks in the front door and back window of a house to capture a murder suspect. Of course they got the wrong house. They had all night surveillance teams on it. Good thing she didn't have a dog
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Thu March 21, 2013
(Des Moines Register)
 
  
 
 Security guard fired for joking about the CEO being kidnapped the way Clark Griswold's boss was abducted in the movie 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.' He couldn't be more surprised if he woke up with his head sewn to the carpet
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Ah, Switzerland. Come for the cheese and chocolate, stay for the "fugitive accupuncturist" with a gun and samurai sword being arrested by a SWAT team for giving his music students AIDS
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Tue March 19, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 "Sir, are you the owner of this house that you are now occupying?" "No, officer. But I'm a Moorish American, so it's OK"
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Fri March 08, 2013
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
  
 
 Host of "A Rifleman's Journal" TV show shot and killed when local man feels his wife takes too keen an interest in victim's rifle
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
  
 
 If you're a cop, don't drive drunk. And if you do drive drunk, don't do it in an unmarked SWAT car. And if you do drive an unmarked SWAT car, don't let it catch on fire. And if it does catch on fire, don't try to put it out with water bottles
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Thu February 14, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Huffington Post quotes a witty FARK headline to illustrate their story about a domestic quarrel (3rd section)
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 The official police response to the quote, "We are going to go forward with the plan to burn", is here: "We did not intentionally burn down that cabin to get Mr. Dorner out"
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Wed February 13, 2013
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
  
 
 Dorner kebab
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Mon February 11, 2013
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
  
 
 Police show restraint while evacuating an apartment complex after receiving a Dorner sighting. No one was shot
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Fri February 08, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 The latest episode of "swatting", making prank calls to police that muster SWAT teams to celebrity homes, leaves a 12-year-old facing felony charges and Ashton Kutcher pleased to have some houseguests
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Wed February 06, 2013
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
  
 
 Kidnapping and sexual assault suspect arrested after unsuccessfully trying to escape by beating his way through a brick wall with his face
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Wed January 30, 2013
(Salon)
 
  
 
 Papers please. Arkansas style
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Tue January 29, 2013
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
  
 
 Grandmother has unsecure Wi-Fi, and someone uses connection to post threats to local police department. Police respond with flash grenades and a raid. Grandmother sues
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Fri January 25, 2013
(PoliceOne)
 
  
 
 Police chief wants officers armed with AR-15s. Why? Because fark you, that's why
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