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Wed June 21, 2017
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your pet snake swallows your favorite barbecue tongs, let them go, man. Unless you know how to massage your snake to make him cough them back up, of course
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British English. It's not all codswallop. Balderdash to the left. Wazzocks to the right
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Wed June 14, 2017
(trendmicro.com)
 
 
 
Security firm's analysis determines that a Fake News campaign designed to sway an election only costs $400,000
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Activision's upcoming game Call of Duty: WWII in which you fight Nazis and is being marketed as "authentic, truthful" will not display swastikas
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Tue June 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study links mosquito spray to delayed motor skills in babies. Mostly because the infants don't get any early eye-hand coordination practice swatting away insects
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian restaurants are swamped with curry orders on the nights of Warriors basketball
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
How bad can a mayfly swarm-GAAA
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Top liberals plan expansion of Deep State with the intention of keeping the swamp swampy
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and some Victorian guards manage to find their way into Mars and into what might be an Ice Warrior hive. Capaldi's swan song continues in "The Empress of Mars." It's your Official Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOLD PLATING THE SWAMP: Trump Treasury pick took 4-week course on Dartmouth campus and called it a degree
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Prepare for Pope Fabio and some UK scenery in Sharknado 5: Global Swarming. The tagline? "Make America bait again"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The peacock is a lifelong celibate. It never has sex with the peahen. The peahen gets pregnant after swallowing the tears of the peacock"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And then there was the time 95 years ago when the Cardinals and Cubs once swapped outfielders in the middle of a doubleheader. "Just trade jerseys and we'll be good to go"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump "gaining weight" and "emotionally withdrawing" as Russia probe swamps White House. If only there were a t-shirt slogan befitting this development. If only
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Mon May 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Urban explorers find billions in cash in a swamp
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times swallows its pride and says Mitch McConnell might be right about something, agrees with him that it may be too hard to replace Obamacare
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Fri May 26, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You ever have that dream where you're naked at a storage facility, so you drive off in a truck, but it has a giant black and white statue of a swan in the back? That... that was just a dream, right?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It could happen to any of us: Greedy dolphin chokes to death on giant octopus it tried swallowing whole
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Great news everyone. It's the last Friday of the month and that means it's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the long weekend ahead of us, there's no better chance to try something new. Trade 'em or give 'em away
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
'Swallowed by collapsed cesspool' is not how you want to die
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump Swatted for Second Time
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Sat May 20, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
LA: Legal sellers of marijuana are swamped by black market vendors in the wake of legalization. "They don't live in the community, they don't invest in the community, they just know that our people are going to purchase cannabis"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're fat and happen to like swallowing balloons, this study is for you
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I've secretly swapped other donors' sperm with my own. Let's see if anyone notices"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea have already clinched the title. Hull, Swans, and Palace are fighting for the final relegation spot. Who will falter? This is your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread. Kickoff is 7:30 am ET Saturday, 7 am Sunday
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Thu May 11, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
50-year-old man has surgeons remove two ballpoint pens he swallowed when he was 14
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indie film shot on location in abandoned Pontiac Silverdome described as story of a ruined quarterback and a ruined stadium. "We might as well have been in the middle of a desert, or a swamp, actually"
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Mon May 08, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police incident cleared in Harrisburg after 4 hours and the involvement of SWAT, but nothing to see move along
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Chelsea take the next step in securing the title? Will Swansea catch up with Hull? Can Man United keep the Europa League spot? This is your EPL Discussion thread. Matches kick off 7:30 am ET Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard hitting investigative journalism from the Daily Mail: Would a man notice if his date swapped places with her identical twin
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
More than thirty years ago, the Metrodome roof swallowed a Dave Kingman fly ball. Behold the new ground rule for "ball disappears in ceiling"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman swallows $7,000 in cash to hide it from her husband, suffers penalty for early withdrawal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
4 New England states ponder swapping time zones. This is the first step in their move to Canada
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite the lobbying ban, nine members of Trump's transition team have registered as lobbyists. Good thing that swamp has been drained and converted to condos
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Tue May 02, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
It's flying termite swarm season in New Orleans
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Sunderland stay up for another week? Will Swansea leap over Hull while playing at Old Trafford? Is Boro as good as relegated? Can Spurs close the gap on Chelsea? This is your EPL Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 10 am EDT Saturday, 7 am Sunday
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Psst...Hey Man...Wanna trade some Steam Keys? Don't worry, I'm not a cop so it's legal. After all, THIS is your Monthly Steam Key Swap. Trade em or give em away
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt writes a touching tribute to his late wife on the 1-year anniversary of her death
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Sun April 23, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Saturday leads off with matches at Bournemouth, Hull, Swansea, and West Ham, at 10am ET, followed by Chelsea/Spurs at 12:15pm. Sunday has 9:15am to Burnley, 10am to Arsenal, and 11:30am to Liverpool. This is your Weekend EPL & FA Cup Combo Discussion Thread
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Sat April 22, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 108, Cub Swanson vs Artem Lobov, Al Iaquinta vs Diego Sanchez. Also Ovince St Preux, John Dodson, Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL Network reporter recalls Aaron Hernandez being pleasant with him in locker room, swapping numbers, joking "If you need anything let me know, I will help you out if I can. But I just want you to know, if you fark me over, I'll kill you." Ha ha ha
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Thu April 20, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
President Trump finding out he can't drain the swamp because it's so clogged with politicans. In fact no one can unclog that fetid morass of corruption and self-dealing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Eight patients, four hospitals, four donors, four recipients, four kidney swaps... in one day
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Mon April 17, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Oxford Dictionary officially recognizes "Sonic Screwdriver" as a legitimate turn of phrase, though they still refuse to define "Clara Oswald" as "sticking around two years too long"
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Sun April 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To be clear, Trump never said where he was going to drain the swamp to ... though the drainpipes all seem to end up in the White House, for some odd reason
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday begins with Hornets at Spurs at 7:30. At 10, it's Swans at Hammers, Hull at Citeh, Burnley at Boro. 12:30 match is Chelsea at Cherries. Sunday has 8:30 United at Sunderland, followed by Toffees and Foxes. This is your Weekend EPL Thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most Americans think there's a clog in the whole "draining the swamp" thingy going on in Washington
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
And at the end of the first inning, the Swamp is up, 1 to nothing
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Wed April 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Mar-a-Lago turns into more of an ethics swamp
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Matchday 31 concludes with a London derby, Spurs at Swansea, Hull & Boro, and Palace at Southampton, all at 2:45. Headlining matches at 3 are Liverpool hosting Bournemouth and City at Chelsea. This is your EPL Discussion thread
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some of Donald Trump's former campaign hands are rushing to sign lucrative deals with foreign clients, shrugging off their own pledges to avoid foreign lobbying and the president's vow to "drain the swamp."-Obvious tag explodes
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Break is over; Bring on the Merseyside Derby at 7:30 am ET. Then, the London Derby at 10. Maybe the South Coast Derby at 12:30? Swans and Boro on Sunday at 8:30 followed by Gunners and Citeh at 11. This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In swanky English restaurants, tea is the new wine, and establishments appropriately employ tea sommeliers to advise diners on correct tea to pair with food
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the Month so it is time, yet again, for the Steam Key Swap. Got any keys you won't use? This is the place to trade them or give them away. We had a ton of activity last month, let's see if we can do better
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus members to Donald Trump: welcome to the swamp, numbnuts
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Eric Swalwall: This is what the cover-up to a crime looks like, especially when the perpetrators are named Moe, Larry, and Curly
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What part of "Showcase and discover Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Sway, Minecraft world and PDF documents for free" did the people uploading their password lists, job acceptance letters, divorce settlements, and SSNs not understand?
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
It's not too late for Trump. But it will be soon, if he doesn't remember what got him elected in the first place, and drain the swamp
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Sat March 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A swanky multi-billion dollar international airport built and finished five years ago that has yet to have any flights? It's more likely than you think
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sometimes you drain the swamp, sometimes the swamp drains you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt delivers jokes from Mike Huckabee's Twitter feed, bombs spectacularly
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Thu March 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen round begins Thursday. Will the Wolverines stay hot and roast the Ducks? Will the Zags show some swag against West Virginia? Will Kansas rock and chalk Purdue? Will the Musketeers slay the Wildcats? Tip-off begins at 7:09 PM ET
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(Laser Focus World)
 
 
 
Swallow a pill, get a colonoscopy. No tube up the rear
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Wed March 22, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're planning on texting the details of your upcoming drug swap, it's probably best not to mistakenly send it to a local prosecutor
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign chief turned Lobbyist Corey Lewandowski is raising money for a PAC designed to help "drain the swamp" and fight corruption in Washington. Man, who would've expected him to turn on his former boss like that?
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners have Baggies on their heads. Chelsea are off to Stoke their lead. Hull head to Merseyside for Toffees. Swans hunger for Cherries. Citeh call the Pool boys. This is your Weekend EPL Thread
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Thu March 16, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In further draining of the swamp, Trump admin nominates Boeing exec for Pentagon's deputy in charge of buying big flying things that go shooty
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
LIberals, don't get too comfy up there sipping your lattes on your high chairs, turns out women who supported Trump think he's doing a terrific job, and is keeping all his promises, including, draining the swamp and such
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Tue March 14, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
New rules regulate Florida county's marijuana dispensaries, allowing them to operate only in a three foot section of swamp behind a pile of alligators
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you swallow a pregnant spider and it gives birth in your stomach and now the babies are crawling out of your mouth and you can feel all eight legs crawling around in your throat and oh, yeah, you dropped acid an hour ago?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House press release contains a paragraph copied verbatim from an Exxon press release. If everything in The Swamp™ is killed by an oil spill, maybe that still counts?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How is Seth Rollins' rehabilitation progressing? Can Rich Swann dethrone Neville? How will Stephanie McMahon address the controversy over the Women's Title match at Fastlane? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Big Sam get a win against Boro? Can Swansea stay out of the bottom 3? Will the Baggies hand the Cherries another loss? Will the Toffees melt under pressure? This is your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread. Matches start at 10 am EST on NBCSN
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month. You know what that means? It's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the Humble Freedom Bundle's 50+ games for $30, certainly there's gotta be some good stuff to pass around
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