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Sat September 20, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Saturday comes we talk EPL. This week's Title Decider is Man City vs. Chelsea, and other Top Four action sees Arsenal visit Aston Villa and Swansea host Southampton. Wait, what was that last one again?
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thousands hit up Ravens' offer to swap their Ray Rice jerseys, program declared a knockout
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How State Police detect drugged drivers: Weaving. Stupid human tricks. Cheek swabs
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reasons to conduct a SWAT raid: 1) Hostage situation with armed, delusional man, 2) Drug processing warehouse filled with armed criminals, 3) To make sure the local barbers all have their licenses up-to-date
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Teabaggers swallow, vote against Democrats
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Liverpool hospital emergency rooms swamped with hundreds of Brits suffering strange bites from exotic and feared insects known as "mosquitoes"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPL is back, and this week's Title Decider is Arsenal vs. Man City. Also Chelsea host Swansea in an unlikely top-of-the-table clash, Palace vs. Burnley in a relegation six-pointer, and who the heck are those people wearing Man Utd shirts?
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Fark It All Candy Swap)
 
 
 
I know it's running a little late, I apologize. But it's here now; the Official 2014 Fark It All Candy Swap is ready to go. Follow the link to sign-up, or step into the comments for rules, feedback, and discussions
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas official freaks out over "Meatless Monday." Hey, maybe Todd just likes to eat a lot of meat. I'm sure if he saw a nice sausage right now he'd get down on his knees and praise it before swallowing some glorious, delicious meat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama: ISIS is about to become WASWAS
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Get a cup of coffee from the office break room. Inhale the aroma. Anticipate that first taste. Bring the mug to your lips. Pause for a scintillating moment before swallowing the coffee and all the office germs that came with it
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"We just want people to be safe when crossing the street; that's why we've put these $60 orange flags at crosswalks so they can wave them at cars to say 'hey, there's a person here'"
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Fri September 05, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Pit bull saves children from swarm of bees, Oprah
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The collapse of Obama's foreign policy" Well, aside from the complete destruction of Iraq and neighboring states as they get swallowed up by ISIS and the total invasion of Eastern Europe by the Russians, this is totally true
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(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
Eating at swanky upscale restaurants in Los Angeles will cost you 3% more thanks to Obamascare
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Coolest Russian dashcam footage you'll see today shows what it looks like when a car is swallowed by a tornado
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Tue September 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who swallowed expensive diamond ring will have to locate it by herself. "We don't get paid enough to dig through people's bowel movements"
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(Estately)
 
 
 
Each night, before going to sleep, every Kentucky resident kisses goodnight the framed photo of Patrick Swayze they keep on their bedside table
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Sat August 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
40 hour long armed standoff with police ends with suspect giving himself up and being sent to hospital for evaluation. I guess Canadian police are all out of SWAT gear and surplus military vehicles
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Fri August 29, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today's forecast calls for a mostly sunny morning followed by swarms of locusts
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(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart to race this weekend. NASCAR officials scrambling to install crosswalks at Atlanta Motor Speedway
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Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Twitch streamer swatted while live streaming. Cops plan on searching basements of everyone that was watching
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The odd, jerky movements and theatrical gestures of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks' were inspired by the silent-screen-style emoting of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. And other things you didn't know about Tim Burton's movies
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The drug laws in Holland are nearly as hard to swallow as patatje oorlog
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Gary Busey claims to have spoken with Patrick Swayze's ghost
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Tue August 19, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember that botched raid where the SWAT team threw a flashbang grenade into a toddler's crib? The county refuses to pay the toddler's medical bills
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another case of militarized police going nuts: SWAT team raids house, throws a flash bang grenade, all over an unsecured WiFi connection
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Drivers cited for failing to yield to a cop dressed as a traffic cone in the crosswalk. Finally an accurate uniform they can wear
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Fri August 15, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
SWAT team dresses up as superheroes and rappel down Children's Hospital just to give a bunch of sick kids something to smile about
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Step 1: Paint your Maserati to look like a police cruiser. Step 2: Swap out "Protect and Serve" for "Punish and Enslave." Step 3: Profit?
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why pay rent in an upscale apartment complex when you can live by the beach in a 1985 Volkswagen Westfalia camper van?
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Mon August 11, 2014
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Laundry detergent pods could explode in your child's throat, assuming you were an inattentive enough parent to allow your child to find and swallow a detergent pod
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amidst all the random speculation and armchair "experts" on the Interwebs, Slate's John Swansburg hits the proper note, asking the right questions about what happened and who was ultimately responsible for the tragic death of Kevin Ward Jr
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Volkswagen recalls 189,000 SUVs that are Fahrfrumrunning
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Rosanna Arquette, who is NOT the subject of the Toto song and hates when being asked if she is, but no one cares because the much hotter Cynthia Rhodes stars in the video. BONUS: Patrick Swayze is the dancer in the red jacket
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(Patch)
 
 
 
This steak n shake milkshake story is hard to swallow
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Next time some inbred yokel starts talking to you about the Confederate flag being a symbol of heritage, not hate, ask him why the Germans don't use Nazi swastika flags to honor their dead from World War II
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Wed July 30, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to swap counterfeit money for real money at your job, at least make sure the fakes are good enough that Bojangles employees can't spot them immediately
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Only in 'Merica could an attempt to serve an eviction notice lead to an intense standoff with the SWAT team
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angry Twins outfielder Oswaldo Arcia magically turns his bat into firewood (turn up the audio for the full effect)
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Thu July 24, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in TEXAS. Especially the huge swarm of Africanized bees that swarmed and stung you over 1,000 times
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Sat July 19, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California deaf couple and their children "SWATted" by gun-wielding deputies after acquaintance sends hoax message over Skype... from Australia. No word on payback involving Dingos, Lord Humungus
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Tue July 15, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK spy agency leak reveals hacks with codenames like Angry Pirate and Swamp Donkey. Get out of my porn stash, jeez
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns are getting a new mascot. No, it's not a turd (but it came in a close second), it's a live bulldog named "Swagger"
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Sun July 13, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Raelians are determined to take the swastika back from the Nazis, and if that requires them to fly a banner over a crowded beach, so be it
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rolls Royce sales are up 33 percent worldwide. Subby plans to buy one right after his upcoming marriage to Candice Swanepoel
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Tue July 08, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're wearing dark clothing while in a wheelchair without any reflectors and you're at a part of the street where there's only one street light and no marked crosswalk, you might want to wait until daylight to cross
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Fri July 04, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday America, tonight we swap fireworks in the sky for fireworks on the track, the Firecracker 250 presented by Subway at Daytona International Speedway Coverage at 7:30pm on ESPN2
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Thu July 03, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Group refused service at Atlanta restaurant because a member of the party's sleeveless t-shirt violated the "gentleman's dress code" for the establishment. The fact that he was 4-years old did not sway management to make an exception
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Open wide: 1,000 pages of "steamy" love letters between the US President and his mistress, an enemy sympathizer and possible spy trying to sway his opinion, to be released
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(34)
 
(Social News Daily)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage meets Grumpy Cat and the internet swallows its own tail
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Massachusetts SWAT let slip the fact that they're not actually police officers but rather armed goons for a private corporation
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ron Swanson narrates The Gunfighter
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Sat June 21, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
California legislature considering bill aimed at allowing college students to just spit if they're not quite ready to swallow
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
If the Redskins logo is too offensive for the government, why did they ok "Dago Swagg," "Boobies Make Me Smile," and "PornHub"?
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(568)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ron Swanson is here to give you all a quick refresher course on the Bill of Rights
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Thu June 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swim ban lifted after shark swarm shut down Alabama beaches. Locals still in shock after seeing a creature with a full set of teeth
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man sells cheating wife's wedding dress online: "This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate." Not that he's bitter
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Sat June 07, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What happens if I ignore my student loans?" For one thing, better get used to being bitten by federal dogs as you run for through some swamp at night when the feds come to collect. Pro tip: Urine is sterile and can be used to treat puncture wounds
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(109)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
300 gallons of orange juice leaks into swamp after truck accident. Yeah, that's one screwed driver
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Fri June 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress: Why didn't you tell us about the prisoner swap? President: Because you morons can't keep your mouths shut
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Kardashian with all the kids and the douche husband and the Sasquatch looking one are swarmed by fans in Southampton in a totally not scripted or planned by their pimp publicity blitz for their new shop and reality show
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Wed June 04, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
White House issues apology over POW swap. President Obama: "I had no idea how butthurt you guys would get over this, GOSH"
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Mike Rodgers (R-Misrepresentation) admits that Congress was informed in advance about the POW/Taliban swap, but not in the way they wanted, so Mitt Romney is automatically King of America and Obama is a kite
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama: Look, we talked to Congress about doing prisoner swaps to get our boys back and get rid of our Gitmo prisoners. Ya know what happened? They did nothing and we had a closing window. Why does Congress hate American soldiers?
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Family attacked by swarm of bees in Beeville
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(32)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Debate stirs over US/Taliban swap" Democrats praise finally getting all our boys home. Republicans pissed that we negotiated with terrorists and then there's this one chin-weepy CIA analyst who thinks he's really a sleeper cell to kill Biden
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
And according to the Weather Doppler 2000 we have a 40% chance of showers as well as a 30% chance of grasshopper swarms
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(11)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Patrick Swayze's widow remarries, presumably to a man she met at a ceramics class
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
A mysterious liquid is seeping out of crypts in Alabama. No word on if it is swallowing up anyone it touches or feeding negative energy into an old painting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Volkswagen brings back the VW Microbus. Still no word on tie-dyed curtains, shag rugs or 8 track cassettes
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