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Fri July 29, 2016
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(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
It was inevitable. Face Swap: The Movie
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Proving nobody knows how to say goodbye quite like the Danish, Copenhagen artists install a giant kaleidoscope inside an abandoned lighthouse that's about to be swallowed up by the sea
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"A team of international researchers has created a material that self-assembles on command into swarms, chains, or clusters." Why can't anything self assemble into butterflies or cupcakes?
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Get your California beachfront property for only $99 down. Don't mind the fact that it's a cesspool of pesticides, it's constantly over 100 degrees, and it will be first to be swallowed up during the next earthquake
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
United Airlines ads use Virtual Reality to show off their new swanky business class. First time ever that "new" or "swanky" is used in the same sentence with United Airlines
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Psycho terror swan sinks the British fleet, ducks and geese too
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Meet the emu parents, lynx lovers, and serval servants who raise wild animals as pets in Britain. "There are cheetahs in Hertfordshire, leopards in Lincolnshire, pumas in Swansea and alligators in Aylesbury"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Serpentine Swan
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finland tries to be the "Florida of Europe", hosts Swamp Soccer world cup
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Inhabitat)
 
 
 
What some will most remember about their Grand Central Station visit is watching team of NYPD cops battling a bee swarm
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Swallowing a thumbtack to win a 200 RMB bet and getting it stuck in your rectum means you lose in the end. Bonus: This bright one also stuck three ballpoint pen tips through his navel into his abdominal cavity
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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Tue July 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida declares a state of emergency in counties along the Atlantic coast due to toxic algae. Swamp Thing unavailable for comment
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton dominates Trump on the ground. Also in the guest house, in the shower, in the rose garden under the pale moon, and in a particularly uncomfortable place like the back of a Volkswagen
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. California is very close to making it legal to SWAT your co-workers if you "think" they may have a gun. Oh, and your boss and your mental health workers can do it too
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You'll be able to swap out your factory pancreas for the new Pancreas 2.0™ next year
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
When car ads go, "Professional driver do not attempt yaddayadda," in the back of your mind, you're thinking, "I could do that." This Volkswagen ad doesn't need the disclaimer because no way in hell could you ever do this in a car
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
To swallow the price tag on Macallan's $35K whisky, you need at least a $19 bottle of Wild Turkey
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Supreme Court of Canada dismisses penile swab appeal by Edmonton man
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
On one hand, a student informed the campus's Bias Incident Prevention and Response Team that someone had carved a swastika into a pumpkin. On the other hand there's a Bias Incident Prevention and Response Team at Colby College
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Volkswagen hopes that investing $11 billion will put a charge into sales
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iron Man, drone swarms, and field robots. It's not a new movie, it's a new arms race
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That's cool, I guess. I had a clear Swatch back in the '80s
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Thu June 16, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials suggest a bird carried severed fingers across state lines, perhaps an African Swallow
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Patrick Swayze's wife Lisa used to go all Roadhouse on him and leave him sitting around in Dirty Dancing clothes
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you describe it? It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill... Anything else? Well... it's a swan
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Apparently ((())) is now the new swastika. No, I have no idea how that came to be or what it's supposed to mean either
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
So, crushing up ecstasy in a bag and swallowing it like it was crumbs in a chip bag will kill you, and it's even worse if you've already done cocaine and heroin. WHO KNEW
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The sky is blue, the grass is green, the Pope is Catholic, and Doctor Who fans haven't seen the last of Clara Oswald
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Sat June 04, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman goes to great lengths to save her son's "sick" teddy bear by swapping it out for a new one. Too bad the kid will figure it out if he has internet access
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"It's bright and sweet, but difficult to swallow," says owner of Mongolia's only gay bar (Not safe for work images)
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Wed June 01, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pirate Steve, we've talked about this. No more pillaging Volkswagens
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Perpetual sad clown Robert Reich says it's time for "Clinton and Sanders supporters to swallow some tough medicine." And that medicine is HILLARY '16
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Swarm of 100,000 bats invade Australian town. Houston Astros fans immediately ask for a few, since there hasn't been a bat sighting in that city since Jeff Bagwell retired
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Kay jewelers accused of swapping out customer's diamonds for worse ones. Apparently diamonds are not forever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not only did this woman take her mobility scooter on the expressway at rush hour, she drove on the wrong side of the road the whole time (pics & video)
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Man swallows live goldfish at fair to 'impress mates', gets banned from owning a fish for 5 years
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The dregs of Twitter are trolling Patton Oswalt over his dead wife because he dared to suggest movie critics should see a movie before they pan it
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"I remember like feeling the bear was swallowing me. I remember feeling like I was in the bear's mouth or throat. It was very wet"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does that gum you swallow hang out in your gut for 7 years? Here comes the science
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Mon May 16, 2016
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Board: We have investigated ourselves and we found no wrong-doings
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaving the safe confines of suburbia, I ventured downtown and encountered a swath of homelessness on every corner and under every awning. Give me suburbia and its dull, homogenized safety. Urban life isn't for me, if it means constant harassment
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
You can swallow an origami robot now to retrieve any other foreign objects you might have dropped down your taquito hole
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wait. Swaddling is dangerous again?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Meet the swarm of maggots under the putrid combover that is Team Trump (GOP)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For Sale: 1981 liver-brown C3 Corvette covered in swastikas - a steal at $45,000
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Fri May 06, 2016
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
U.S. Geological Survey reports earthquake swarms at Mount St. Helens. This is a repeat from 1980
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember two years ago when Volkswagen welcomed the UAW into its Chattanooga plant with open arms? Yeah, about that
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt's eulogy to his wife. "She hasn't left a void. She's left a blast crater"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
If Congress passes HB 2031, "Swatting" will cost you 20 years in prison. Because misusing law enforcement agencies to cause accidental deaths is something Congress wants no one but Congress to do
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' actor says Bran Stark is like 'Doctor Who' in Season 6, except crippled and hanging out with an old man instead of a cute girl who will get swapped out when she hits 30
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, you're allowed to swap two living performers to bring back a dead one. Who do you bring back? And who do you place on the sacrificial pyre?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
U.S. drops "cyberbombs" on ISIS for the first time. Soon to be followed by swagbombs, and maybe even the bass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's FA Cup Semi-Finals and EPL action going on. Palace play Watford while Everton get Man Utd. Meanwhile, Leicester are without Vardy as they host Swansea, Liverpool host Newcastle, and Spurs on MNF get West Brom. It's your weekend football thread
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to unveil 'Cash For Contaminaters' program for 500,000 diesel cars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RedNationRising staff: Let's take history out of context, swap Harriet Tubman for Mary Fields, and turn it into a meme. No one will ever notice
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Just what you've always wanted: the suit Lee Harvey Oswald wore on his wedding day
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to use Snapchat's Faceswap feature to liven up any visit to any boring art museum
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Mon April 18, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is having a "Name the Swans" contest for a lake that is there. Let's give them our best suggestions
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Being a cop is hard. If it's not the bad guys going after you, it's the swans
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Fri April 15, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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Wed April 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
USC chooses Natalie Portman... no wait... legendary receiver Lynn Swann to be its new Athletic Director
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fans watching baseball on Fox Sports will soon be swamped with campaign ads, as candidates discover no one watches TV news. "Most home team games are the No. 1 prime-time program. Everybody - mothers, fathers, daughters, grandparents - is watching"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Police say man with "Budweiser" neck tattoo swallowed five bags of heroin as his truck exploded on highway. Mugshot included
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Who cares if a swallow can carry a coconut all the way to Britain? The important question is if an eagle could deliver a pizza to an airliner in flight
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Sat April 09, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Kittens rescued after being found in the trash. Heartless owner to be charged with littering
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Mon April 04, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Here are America's fastest growing cities. Finally, a leak featuring the Sunshine State that doesn't involve gators, public drinking or swallowing heroin in a police car
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