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67 headlines found matching 'SWA'
Fri April 17, 2015
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volkswagen van set to return, though the "Gas, Grass, or Ass" bumper sticker may have to be updated for political correctness
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Thu April 16, 2015
(SILive)
 
 
 
Lightning round debate between leading candidates in race to replace ousted Rep Michael Grimm, played out like an SNL skit starring Will Ferrell as bumbling DA and Patton Oswalt as aloof city councilmember. w/vid
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow: What? You no like our offer to Iran to swap oil for surface-to-air missiles? Well we've already started the trade so "ha ha" you imperialist dogs
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Volkswagen now going through severe leadership crisis. Company attempts to move ahead with no one behind the wheel
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Sat April 11, 2015
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
SWAT team called to supermarket for woman who stole $8.50 in food. Onlookers were surprised. They wanted to know where you could get out of a supermarket while spending only $8.50
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(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A bizarre slow-mo LA car chase with the perp getting high-fives from bystanders just ended by ... SWAT TEAM?
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that Hollywood was out of ideas, get ready for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre. Not only does it star Traci Lords, Dominque Swain and mutant prehistoric sharks, but the trailer is the apex of craptacular
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(65)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dedicated cycling coach brings mile-long bike path to unlikely place. What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(11)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un swallowed the entire ocean just to get all his missiles back
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(50)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to stylishly wear a trench coat this spring, for ladies. For gentlemen, the style depends on how many teeth you have left after the SWAT team hurls you to the ground
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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(18)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Swamp People, Pennsylvania Edition
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Asbo swan terrorising river users is following in vicious footsteps of his forefathers " (pics)
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Network World)
 
 
 
News: Calling in a bomb hoax to SWAT a public library. Fark: Within sight of the starting line of the Boston Marathon
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Fri April 03, 2015
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle SWAT execute no knock warrant. Shoot no one. In fact, they don't even wake the baby. No, really
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(62)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(ylakeland.com)
 
 
 
Car lanes, check. Bike lanes, check. Swan lanes, check
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(21)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt throws himself out of the running for future Daily Show hosting gigs
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(247)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We're not saying that global warming is the Devil's work, but swarms of flies never seen before in Alaska are being documented there thanks to the state's freakishly warm winter
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind swallows drugs to avoid arrest, succeeds
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Farker's next gen rocket engine crowdfunding campaign is live. Change the world, get sweet space swag, be awesome, keep me from having to work in a coffee shop any longer
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Fri March 20, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
OK, maybe she did run over three teenagers in a crosswalk. But it is hard to drive when you are filming your precious snowflake in the backseat. At least she wasn't writing bad checks again
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Mon March 16, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"I feel, as an atheist, about people like Richard Dawkins and Bill Maher the way that Christians must feel about Fred Phelps," said Patton Oswalt
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Wed March 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11 soldiers missing after their helicopter crashes in a Florida swamp. Wait, wasn't this a '80s movie plot?
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hermit crabs organize an orderly shell swap. Yes, the housing crisis is tough (w/video)
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt pitches his idea to complete an Unbreakable trilogy to M. Night Shymalan, "I wasn't f-ing around in that video, Mr. Shymalan. You started a dark, epic trilogy. FINISH IT. (please?)"
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
While we're all waiting on the edge of our seat for the Bergdahl report to be released any day now; here's what Congress really told the White House about the swap... And what the White House did with it
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Tue March 03, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy and Kiko Alonso swapped. Because no one circles the trade market like the Buffalo Bills
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Swatch enters the smartphone market. In related news, this is 1986 apparently, because Swatch is still in business (pic)
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Sat February 28, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Police pull over a couple of dummies on the Long Island Expressway for driving too fast in the HOV lane. One was made of popsicle sticks
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Thu February 26, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's giant hole opens up and swallows buildings is brought to you by St. Petersburg. Bonus - it swallowed a building called 'The Underground'
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(Luton & Dunstable Express)
 
 
 
Are 'No Dalek' signs on a Luton busway the most pointless notices ever? Bonus: does this tagline break the question-mark-means-no rule?
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
New bill would allow Tennessee teens to sip - but not swallow - beer, pretty much encapsulating the agony and ecstacy of adolescence
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Wed February 25, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD using clip from Patrick Swayze movie for training. (Hint: Not 'Red Dawn')
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Tue February 24, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 7 seasons, we say farewell to Pawnee; Knope and Change is at an end. Will Tom Haverford find love? Will Ron Swanson--OH GOD, GIVE THAT MAN A SPINOFF. It's your Official Parks & Rec Series Finale Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on NBC
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Mon February 23, 2015
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
You would think that a state legislator would know that women can't get pregnant by swallowing, especially if said legislator also sits on the board of a crisis pregnancy center. You would think
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(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Fancy a job which might take you into a world of murder and wife-swapping, where wicked villains turn into mighty heroes? No problem. All you need do is to apply to the National Trust in Cornwall for a job as a volunteer chough ranger"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The bed-builder made famous by Patton Oswalt's "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People" routine, is trying to save the planet with appropriate technology
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(5)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FTC swats away anti-mosquito band maker's marketing claim
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Apparently selling swastika tattoos to children can create a little fuhrer
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Sat February 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
One item in the complimentary $160,000 swag bag given to Academy Award nominees has Hollywood all abuzz
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Fri February 20, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The latest potential menace for which you need multiple levels of governmental permitting and fees paid, without which we'd go all Mogadishu faster than you can say think-about-the-children: swapping books with neighbors
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Wed February 18, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good: Researchers say nicotine and caffeine can protect bees against parasites. Bad: Swarms of bees hopped up on nicotine and caffeine
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paparazzi snap exclusive pic of Keira Knightly, shortly after she swallowed a whole grape
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(19)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Frozen beak nearly results in swan song
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(14)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you think running is boring - and it is - you should enter a "sufferfest": running combined with swamps, electric shocks, ice-cold water and hypothermia among other fun obstacles (pics)
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Fri February 06, 2015
(Patch)
 
 
 
Florida Swamp Ape caught on video. With actual video of what may be a Florida Swamp Ape
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(59)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart says he may never race a sprint car again, at least not until they put well lit crosswalks on the tracks
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(28)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Swastikas painted on Jewish fraternity house in: A.) Berlin, B.) Mississippi, or C.) UC Irvine?
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Thu January 29, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman swallows several bags of marijuana at traffic stop, is freaking out, maaan
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The back lot stage for the Mars landing in 2029 just caught fire, fell over and then sank into the swamp
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(22)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
ISIS & Japan agree on hostage swap, Japanese journalist to be freed 'within hours'
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fairfax County SWAT team raids poker game in private house being played by quiet, unarmed, non-drug-using professionals. "They could've sent a retired detective with a clipboard and gotten the same result"
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Sun January 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
WILL anyone bother to watch? DOES anyone still care? WHY does the NFL keep promoting this? WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? It's Team Irvin vs Team Carter in the 2015 Pro Bowl, 8:15 PM on ESPN
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Sat January 24, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker wants to make it illegal for panhandlers to use a crosswalk signal for the sole purpose of stopping drivers to hit them up for spare change. Why yes he's with the party in favor of less government
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Luxury 1965 Volkswagen Microbus Limousine for sale? *WANT*
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(62)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Large sinkhole swallows up part of luxury golf course in the UK. The horror in seeing them suffer... Is there a donate button somewhere?
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy who swallowed a battery as a toddler is finally discharged
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(55)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This Hillbillies Vs. Mobsters film starring Liam Neeson and Patrick Swayze is more redneck than the whole cast of Duck Dynasty smuggling moonshine in a jacked up truck while the kid from Deliverance plays the banjo. I love it
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(19)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally measured the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
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(23)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt explains how he beat his movie addiction. Yes, The Phantom Menace was involved
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(68)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Irrefutable photographic evidence that Bigfoot exists after a Florida man stumbled upon the beast taking a relaxing bath in a swamp
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Sun December 28, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Drug snitch rats out police handlers, himself when his false info lead to SWAT raid where innocent man got shot dead in own bedroom. Snitch got to keep his $395 fee though
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Fri December 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you know who swapped the baby Jesus with a real pig's head the Haverhill police would like a word with ya
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(60)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ever dream of pulling off a bank heist where you and your crew swap gold-painted bricks of lead for the real thing? These guys in Ukraine are living that dream
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Mon December 22, 2014
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
"Could virtual body swapping help end racism?" Uhhh, sure, I guess
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(32)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
A man is feeling a little down, so a worried friend calls police. Multi-agency task force lies to get warrant, sends SWAT team in to hit him with stun grenades, tasers, rubber bullets, and then beat him senseless. Bonus: 3 years of malicious prosecution
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