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Sat July 04, 2015
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"If you think asteroids are rare, it's only because they're so small and dark and hard to see. An eye-opening new video shows what the night sky would look like if we could see all the near-Earth asteroids - it's quite a swarm"
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Fri July 03, 2015
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
This goofy fish will swallow you whole
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alligator kills man who swam in Texas bayou despite sign reading 'Warning: Alligators'
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(78)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
The earth continues on its mission to swallow Florida, this time in Port Richey
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(19)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jury refuses to swallow JONAH, spits JiM out
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(20)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Those strange Icelandic athletes and their love of 'swamp soccer', looks like muddy fun
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(3)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(The Toast)
 
 
 
How to behave when you realize you have accidentally traveled through time or swapped bodies with your rival at work or created an alternate reality of my own life where I am married to the town librarian
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(20)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders in Mexico perform Nazi themed routine complete with swastika displays and Nazi salute. Naturally, everyone involved claims ignorance
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's Trade Day on Capital Hill today. I will totally swap my rookie Rubio and mint-conditioned Cruz (with the "real" first name) for your entire Senate Intelligence committee collection and Mitch McConnell dressed as Yurtle the Turtle
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(20)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift rides an inflatable swan with her boyfriend, can't wait to write their relationship's swan song
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(44)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Arizona Diamondbacks will try to cook things up with SS Dansby Swanson as their number one pick in the 2015 MLB Draft
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Wed June 03, 2015
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
It's kind of fascinating to watch a four-foot snake swallow an entire whole egg. Just not in your own kitchen
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ex-FIFA vice president Jack Warner swallows the Onion, chokes up this bit of fried gold: "Nothing I have done within FIFA has been inconsistent with the international culture of FIFA"
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(33)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
German police alerted anonymously to unruly mob activity swarm area, only to find asparagus pickers
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(19)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like clowns pouring out of a Volkswagen, advertisers abandon the Duggars in a show of touching solidarity
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(Florida International University)
 
 
 
Back to work, huh? Kinda sucks, huh? HEY. Want to see which parts of Florida will be swallowed by the ocean first? (Article with link to interactive map)
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A tabby cat named Baby needed to be rescued from the undercarriage of an old Volkswagen Beetle. He is looking forward to some Fahrvergnügen time on Caturday
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Czech TV is airing a new series called "Holiday in the Protectorate" in which a family is asked to live as if it were 1939 to 1945-when Czechoslovakia was occupied by the Nazis. Think PBS's "Frontier House" with a lot more shouting and Swastikas
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Swatter swatted
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
SWAT team successfully apprehends a sleeping drunk man, but fails to shoot him for reasons that are still unclear
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pet python swallows BBQ tongs, produces one of be the best X-rays ever: "It was pretty obvious what the problem was"
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(Some cellist)
 
 
 
In an analysis that will make more than one Farker regret the last decade learning the mouth harp, cabasa, or swarmandal, Berklee College of Music identifies the 58 instruments used in Rolling Stone's top 100 songs of all time
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Tue May 12, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sacramento is so LGBT friendly even the crosswalks are fabulous
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(52)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Swatch now developing a smartwatch battery that lasts six months on a charge. Which may be hard to prove considering that no one has actually worn a Swatch since 1987
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
FBI agent shot trying to apprehend the Longhorn Bandit bank robber, suspect is barricaded in a hotel surrounded by SWAT. UPDATE: Suspect dead, reportedly by self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
College couple with degrees in cyber-bullying and computer science winds up in handcuffs after being "swatted" by gamers who call in false police report on them during Minecraft session
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
In an effort to create a singularity that will swallow the internet, (or a clever local awareness campaign) Ottawa's Humane Society shot first
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Mon May 04, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Legendary Russian ballerina Maya Plisetskaya will now dance to 'Swan Lake' in the big theater in the sky at age 89
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Sun May 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Researchers claim kids don't care if you swap out french fries for fruit in their "happy" meals. Of course, researchers also claim aliens live on the moon, Bigfoot exists, and lizard people have secretly infiltrated the government
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thief who stole a gold necklace and swallowed it is force-fed 60 bananas by police
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Fri May 01, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Hawks finally swat those pesky gNets or will Brooklyn stretch it out to a game 7? This is your game 6 NBA playoff thread starting at 8pm Eastern on ESPN
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Thu April 30, 2015
(ELLE)
 
 
 
Professor of religion and dieting expert says "detoxing" is load of codswallop and just silly make-believe
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
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Sun April 26, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
64mph in a 50mph zone? That will be $58,000. Your local speed camera operator was last seen drooling while joining your license plate to the tax office's record database (non-paywall link swapped in)
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Chairman gets das boot
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
The grandson of Porsche, who once ran Volkswagen and Audi, also oversees Bugatti, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ducati, among others is responsible for some amazing automobiles. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of "Piëch"
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Do not swat a wolf spider with a broomstick for it will explode sending thousands of baby spiders to haunt you forever
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volkswagen van set to return, though the "Gas, Grass, or Ass" bumper sticker may have to be updated for political correctness
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Thu April 16, 2015
(SILive)
 
 
 
Lightning round debate between leading candidates in race to replace ousted Rep Michael Grimm, played out like an SNL skit starring Will Ferrell as bumbling DA and Patton Oswalt as aloof city councilmember. w/vid
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow: What? You no like our offer to Iran to swap oil for surface-to-air missiles? Well we've already started the trade so "ha ha" you imperialist dogs
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Volkswagen now going through severe leadership crisis. Company attempts to move ahead with no one behind the wheel
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Sat April 11, 2015
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
SWAT team called to supermarket for woman who stole $8.50 in food. Onlookers were surprised. They wanted to know where you could get out of a supermarket while spending only $8.50
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(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A bizarre slow-mo LA car chase with the perp getting high-fives from bystanders just ended by ... SWAT TEAM?
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that Hollywood was out of ideas, get ready for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre. Not only does it star Traci Lords, Dominque Swain and mutant prehistoric sharks, but the trailer is the apex of craptacular
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dedicated cycling coach brings mile-long bike path to unlikely place. What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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Thu April 09, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un swallowed the entire ocean just to get all his missiles back
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to stylishly wear a trench coat this spring, for ladies. For gentlemen, the style depends on how many teeth you have left after the SWAT team hurls you to the ground
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Swamp People, Pennsylvania Edition
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Asbo swan terrorising river users is following in vicious footsteps of his forefathers " (pics)
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Network World)
 
 
 
News: Calling in a bomb hoax to SWAT a public library. Fark: Within sight of the starting line of the Boston Marathon
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Fri April 03, 2015
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle SWAT execute no knock warrant. Shoot no one. In fact, they don't even wake the baby. No, really
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Wed April 01, 2015
(ylakeland.com)
 
 
 
Car lanes, check. Bike lanes, check. Swan lanes, check
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt throws himself out of the running for future Daily Show hosting gigs
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We're not saying that global warming is the Devil's work, but swarms of flies never seen before in Alaska are being documented there thanks to the state's freakishly warm winter
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind swallows drugs to avoid arrest, succeeds
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(24)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Farker's next gen rocket engine crowdfunding campaign is live. Change the world, get sweet space swag, be awesome, keep me from having to work in a coffee shop any longer
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(49)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
OK, maybe she did run over three teenagers in a crosswalk. But it is hard to drive when you are filming your precious snowflake in the backseat. At least she wasn't writing bad checks again
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Mon March 16, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"I feel, as an atheist, about people like Richard Dawkins and Bill Maher the way that Christians must feel about Fred Phelps," said Patton Oswalt
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Wed March 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11 soldiers missing after their helicopter crashes in a Florida swamp. Wait, wasn't this a '80s movie plot?
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hermit crabs organize an orderly shell swap. Yes, the housing crisis is tough (w/video)
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