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Mon May 02, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings to interview Charlotte assistant coach and Knicks legend Patrick Ewing for their head coaching job, hoping he can develop malcontent DeMarcus Cousins into top-tier center
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Motorcycles join guns as things impossible to get licenses for in DC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tired of lonely nights in empty fields? Boredom in the barn? This tall, dark, and handsome stud is hot to trot and ready to treat you, and your flank, like the royalty he is. Professional and discreet; in calls preferred, out calls negotiable
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New hoverboard flight record set, surpassing the old mark held by Marty McFly
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The strange world of no-go items. Or, how to delay your flight with a simple wet carpet or a missing bathroom ashtray. That's right, ashtray
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina does an impression of her HP stock
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand keep bonding? Will Sea Coral do something dumb? Will Alicia ride a bike? Find out in Blood in the Streets [THEY'RE ON A BOAT. STREETS, NOT WATER?] It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After a year, fans will get the USDA recommended dose of Bran, who's learning from the Raven. Arya gains strength, and Sansa stands firm. Will it matter as the White Walkers loom? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this passion from within
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos apparently do not show Anne Frank's missing plane. Helen Keller unavailable for comment
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(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(TechWorm)
 
 
 
Sure, it's possible to port Windows 95 to an Apple iWatch, but why would anyone want to?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Allow Vin Scully to present the complete history of beards, from the Bible to Lincoln. The school of Scully is now in session
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The season of Rosberg continues with him again on the pole and Hamilton coming from 10th due to engine failure. Boatass is outside pole after Vettel has a gearbox change. This is your Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 8am EDT
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's not easy to take a beloved noodle brand in a massive market like India and then screw it up to the tune of half a billion dollars. But Nestlé found a way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: "The US plane was flying with no transponder signal, forcing us to assume there was a space frog on board so our pilot had to, of course, do a barrel roll"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd have too much [clap clap] time on their hands, remake Styx's classic video
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, hotel employees gossip about you behind your back. But they've devised a secret language so you'll never know what they really mean
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Aussies make beer out of belly button lint. Take that, Reinheitsgebot
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It turns out that pissing off a major market fan base isn't great for ratings
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proving their festival is truly the ultimate representation of freeing oneself from the chains of corporatism and society and living solely through one's artistic expression, Burning Man organizers are starting an airplane shuttle service
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Machado shows the White Sox his best tennis impression. Behold the Grand Slam
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Drunken driver goes rogue, crashes into Alaska governor's mansion, then into Alaska Capitol; lipstick and pig missing from scene
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russian jet fighter pays back the U.S. for Tom Cruise's "Top Gun" fiasco, does barrel roll over U.S. reconnaissance plane
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Daly wins $150K and sets a milestone that no one ever thought possible
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(NFL)
 
 
 
So will Rounds 2 and 3 be just as exciting as Round 1? Where will Myles Jack, A'Shawn Robinson, and Connor Cook land? Will any draft picks be booed like the Commissioner was? It is your Day Two Thread of the NFL Draft, commencing at 7:00 PM ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tippi Hedren claims that birds were not the only thing harassing her while filming a classic Hitchcock movie
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Melania Trump, the possible next First Lady. "She's smart for the things she's interested in, like jewelry. She's not stupid, she's not a bimbo, but she's not especially clever"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are some of the most religious states in the nation. Curiously, they also have the highest teen birth rates in the nation
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Concussions cause Roger Goddell to go deaf. Well, other people's concussions
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(Defense Tech)
 
Video
 
Good news: Skynet is here. Bad news: In Russia
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
Donald Trump is the most popular politician in ... Russia?
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
New Russian space base launches first rocket. No further details, everything's perfectly fine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is actually a KGB plant, possibly a ficus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully launches another XSRBM (Extremely Short Range Ballistic Missile)
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Come for the discussion of dementia-driven popularity of personal liability insurance, stay for the cute pictograms of situations which such insurance would cover
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Science explains why it's actually impossible to be vegetarian. "I'll pause to let the collective yowls of both biologists and (erstwhile) vegetarians subside"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The ambulance industry's first rollover test is pretty impressive
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I wouldn't say we are out there looking for it," says 49er GM of possible Kaepernick trade, "Not out loud. But we are obviously extremely desperate at this point"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A look back at the biggest hit of the 1991 television season, ABC's TGIF smash "Dinosaurs," which arguably had the most depressing television ending in history
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz possibly to remove his skin suit this afternoon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After offending people by casting a white British woman as a male Tibetan character, Marvel couldn't possibly make a bad situation worse, could they? Challenge accepted
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees manager Joe Girardi employs infield shifts regularly, but would ban them if he was MLB commissioner. "It's an illegal defense, like basketball"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sources in Best Korea say Kim Jong Un only orders missile launches when he's angry. Analysts still unsure what traumatic childhood event caused him to be so angry at the sea
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Playboy model, arrested for parental abduction, complains about life in prison, "I wish there would be at least one full-length mirror in here. I haven't looked at myself for months. It's cruel" (possibly not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian birthday boy
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Aussie vintner unveils "hipster wine" that blends Garnacha, Monastrell and Tempranillo grapes, ironically eschews usual hipster-wine tropes of cloudy appearance, minimalist label and crazy mash-up of obscure grapes
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders starts to lay down his last cards, name drops Elizabeth Warren as possible VP pick
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ohio Police MIGHT have a possible suspect in the execution-style slayings of 8 members of an Ohio family: The guy who made death threats against them on Facebook
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, railroads still build large trestle bridges out of wood. And apparently wood still burns. With impressive picture
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(Advox (Global Voices))
 
 
 
Facial recognition service becomes a weapon against Russian porn actresses. Yep that's a facial, that's a facial too
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just two possible North Korean EMPs hovering over the continental United States
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Have you been searching for a way to combine your passion for flying drones with your love of selfies? Well, I've got good news
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim possibly auditioning for 'White Chicks 2'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's personal assistant killed in ATV accident on Rock's property. Early reports are saying he up jumped the boogie
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
First impressions of the new "Ghostbusters" have leaked - looks like they crossed the streams
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina being vetted as possible Ted Cruz VP pick. Selina Meyer unavailable for comment
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In a bid to gain legitimacy as a serious competition, professional StarCraft now has its own match-fixing scandal
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong with a plan to have a fleet of floating nuclear power plants to provide energy to the South China Sea islands?
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
We've picked out 10 classic SNES games that need to come to Nintendo 3DS right now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities are pretty sure that the 8 members of an Ohio farm family who were shot, execution-style within minutes of each other at 4 locations, were NOT the victims of random violence and it MAY have something to do with their massive grow-op
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered why your socks go missing, here's the science
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The newest threat in Texas? People claiming to be "doctors of pastoral medicine." However, they aren't trained medical professionals, just members of churches who hold a fancy certificate. But they don't tell congregants they aren't doctors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Webb, who has long touted the values of the Confederacy, writes a bizarre white knight love letter about Andrew Jackson, claiming supporters of Harriet Tubman have a "dismissive characterization" of the former slaveholder
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A woman to get six months in prison for lying about a payment she presented to Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now that Peak Beard has passed, it's time for men to refocus on traditional hairstyles. Should you do a Johnny Depp, a Don Draper, a The Weeknd, or possibly some other definitive hair statement? "Instagram, of course, has had a big impact"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Dumb Boat learned land was as dangerous as sea. Victor steers Junkie Depp, Sea Coral, and the rest to a plane crash. Is it Flight 462? Will they still make idiot decisions? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jon Snow's watch has ended. Arya's training with the Three-Eyed Raven has begun. Westeros and Essos stand divided. Most importantly, BRAN AND HODOR RETURN in The Red Woman. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Putin authorizes the Russian military to spend $26,000 on five bottlenose dolphins for the Russian navy... and no one knows why, though it's clear Putin has a sinister porpoise for them
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Police arrest schoolchildren for hurling bulbs of garlic at passing cars, warn that it could have left someone in a korma
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today Is Tax Freedom Day for most of the country. It was earlier in Mississippi, Tennessee and Louisiana ... but will be later in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former Wet 'n Wild employee admitted embezzling nearly $500,000, or roughly one day's worth of admission fees
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
This article about physics encompassing all the other sciences (with a special focus on biology) is too long and doesn't really have a point, but it does start off with an almost funny joke
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Sat April 23, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Massive fire at apartment complex under construction outside Phoenix
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Korea tests submarine-launched missile, claims major breakthrough in ocean-targeting reliability
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
WHO will be cast as the Doctor's new companion? WILL she be as reviled as Pond? CAN she be as beloved as Donna Noble? OR WILL we be stuck with a dullard like Clara? It's your official Doctor Who Companion Reveal Discussion Thread, 12 PM ET
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Everybody ready for water-buckey-balloon fights? Chemists make smallest water balloon possible, 70 carbon atoms and one molecule of water
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party does not represent the values of progressive Americans
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton doesn't think her 'possibility of an all-female ticket' cunning plan all the way through if she thinks Elizabeth Warren as VP would totally NOT upstage her
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren rips the Securities and Exchange Commission for allowing billionaire Steven Cohen back in the hedge fund game for Wall Street boys just months after he failed to supervise a convicted insider trader
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
An almost record-breaking, supermassive black hole located in a cosmic backwater has left scientists astonished, prompting them to rethink their existing black hole models
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(Salon)
 
 
 
State Department says Israel used disproportionate violence in Gaza, no doubt blinded by the garish ties and ranch dressing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey throws lavish costume party where everyone was asked to dress up as...Mariah Carey. In unrelated news, Mariah has just been nominated for Narcissist Of The Year...by Mariah Carey
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Student gets punched in the head a dozen times by a bully and is sidelined from sports due to concussion protocol. He's also suspended from school for trying to push the bully away. Zero tolerance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last week: Russia claims that the Panama papers are a CIA plot to hurt Putin. This week: Pakistan claims that the Panama papers are a plot to hurt their PM
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's rich and then there's "I didn't even realize my Picasso was missing for several years" rich
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New medication tracking system called the Pill Drill remembers when people are supposed to take their pills. Which will mostly be for the depression prescriptions they'll need once they realize they've paid $199 for an alarm clock
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Usually, when a case is argued before the Supreme Court, both sides are represented by highly polished, elite litigators who are the finest their profession has to offer. And then there was Wednesday's case about the 4th Amendment and DUI
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Russia eradicates fungus the way it eradicated Ukrainians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's highlights from the first round of the Norway Chess tournament in Stavanger, because Fark never has enough professional chess video highlights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Space missions found to damage your liver worse than an open-bar Fark party
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Four ways to nap at your desk. Things to get before you begin: your naperatti, permission, a good carpenter
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Robot interrogators found to be more effective in eliciting confessions than humans, but only if the person they're interrogating doesn't think they're a robot
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to purchase Viagra without a 24-hour waiting period and also having to present a permission slip from your spouse/partner, please step forward. Whoa there, not so fast South Carolina
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A MLB player throwing 105mph is pretty impressive - especially when it's an outfielder breaking the Statcast record
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The teenage mothers in the study felt their instincts trumped professional advice and the results of medical research
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook has launched a "group-calling" feature for its Messenger's app that allows users to phone up to 50 people simultaneously over the Internet. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
World: "Well thank god the reign of W is over. We can all breathe a little easier." Trump: "Hey guys, what's going on in this nation?" World: o_O *Nuclear missile launch has been detected*
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Tom Clancy novel: Russian attack submarines are prowling the coastlines of Scandinavia, Scotland, the Mediterranean Sea and the North Atlantic in numbers we haven't seen in two decades
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha police mourn the passing of their beloved parking lot squirrel mascot. "He had a lot of balls"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Deaf lawyers to Chief Justice Roberts: (We file this motion to request permission to argue cases before the Supreme Court) Chief Justice Roberts to Deaf lawyers: (Your motion is granted)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Now you can blow up your Kerbals even quicker and more impressively
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers stunning takedown of North Carolina's bigotry, giving a serious, impassioned speech on tolerance while Robert E. Lee and Abraham Lincoln make out directly behind him
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four-year olds in England sent survey asking what gender they identify with. Possible answers included genderqueer, tri-gender, and gender fluid. Subby wanted to be a astronaut
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does dressing as a pirate turn me into one?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, dusty supermassive donut
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Redskins fans raise $5k to save 'Chief Zee' from eviction. Fark: Dan Snyder has been paying his admission to games
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Inside the strange, retro world of Russian "womanhood schools" where they are teaching women to be happy by finding a man to support them. Сделать меня бутерброд и принеси мне пива
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
VW finally puts the blame for its emission cheating software squarely where it belongs: on Audi
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why's the road blocked ahead? Construction? No... Funeral procession? No... Gigantic rocket that landed last week on a barge and is headed back to the Cape for testing and re-launch? Yeah, that one
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Tue April 19, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Behold the ultimate geek marriage proposal that includes a R2-D2 engagement ring and two Time Lords as witnesses. All that's missing is a spoken word rendition of "So Happy Together" by William Shatner
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry uses the tachyon device in an attempt to catch Zoom. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agents of Shield, Daisy assembles the Secret Warriors for a rescue mission. (ABC 9ET)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman asks stranger to use his restroom at 2 AM, what could possibly go wrong? Hint: it involves eggs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Muslim family has gone from dodging ISIS border patrols and Russian bombs while fleeing for their lives in the war zone in Syria, to getting a ride on "Pope Force one" to their new home in the Vatican where they had dinner with Francis
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
On the "Never Suspicious" list of voter suppression: 44,000 Democrats who were moved from active to inactive voter status and 70,000 Democrats removed from the inactive voter list in Brooklyn
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
With Kobe retired, someone had to step up and be the superstar who shoots their team out of a playoff game by missing 26 shots. Kevin Durant accepted the challenge
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Mon April 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Humble towheaded spokesman for President Putin declares income, explains his massive take-home pay -- four times bigger than his boss's -- as just salary, "and sadly I got an inheritance when my father died"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Snyder lives in a condo in Ann Arbor and city residents have been expressing their appreciation of this fact
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England sends Hammond to support new Libyan government. Meanwhile, Clarkson is sent to insult the French government and May got lost on his way to Scotland, which is impossible because there's only one road to there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A long weekend of EPL awaits. Norwich try to fight off Sunderland to stay up. There's the Merseyside Derby on Wednesday. MNF has Spurs at Stoke. Leicester host West Ham. This is your EPL football weekend discussion thread
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
The sad, sordid history of the salad bar: its origins, rise, fall, and possible resurrection. Bottom line: you don't win friends with salad
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
With just a day before the big primary, Donald ups his lead to "YUUUGE" and Clinton's lead narrows to "impressive but not crushing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The success of Disney's live-action remake of "The Jungle Book" means one simple thing: a never-ending parade of Disney-classic remakes are coming, whether we want them or not
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How 'Settled Science' helped create a massive public health crisis
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tinder tests feature to share a profile with coworkers on LinkedIn or Slack, possibly to set up a date, or more likely to populate a to-do list
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(Chron)
 
 
 
GOP districts in Texas call for a vote for secession. Most Americans approve the idea as long as it becomes a package deal and they take Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Upcoming Russian superhero film features a bear with a machine gun. No mention of cavalry
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book has the bare necessities of a blockbuster, #1 at the box office with $88 million. Barbershop 3 is #2 with $19.4 million, The Boss demoted to #4 with $10 million. And Batman V Superman continues to fail, dropping to #4 with $9 million
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Rosberg on the pole and Hamilton at the rear. Can Haas score points for the third race in a row? Can Ferrari or Red Bull stop Mercedes? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of China discussion thread at 2am ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massive quake strikes Ecuador. Magnitude updated to 7.8
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The streets of Long Beach are alive with noise as the sports cars take to the track. This is your Bubba Burger Sports Car Grand Prix of Long Beach discussion thread at 7pm EDT on Fox Sports 2 unless preempted by womens rhythmic gymnastics
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venezuela hopes to avert a massive energy crisis by setting their clocks forward half an hour
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten classic rock songs radio stations need to stop playing NOW. Man. People get outraged over the silliest things
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Fri April 15, 2016
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Alas, the mythical Asian is so rare, to properly portray them in film we must consider using CGI to "shift the ethnicity" of a white actor. It is the only possible way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry: Russia better check yo self before you wreck yo self
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news people of Mississippi, you can now bring your guns to church to protect the baby Jesus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, Leonardo da Vinci has living relatives, and these history sleuths are the ones that made it possible
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book is a thrilling, frightening series of chases, battles and characters facing the ultimate demise at every turn. Then, they sing The Bare Necessities
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum says Jurassic World 2 could benefit from a little seasoning of Goldblum
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man creates website using "digital monkeys with typewriters" to attempt to publish every possible patent to kill patent trolls
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bernie square off in the former's home state of New York, with 291 delegates up for grabs. Will Hillary show teeth on Wall Street? Will Bernie flip-flop on guns? It's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CNN
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(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
"The Fark community is generally an ideal online community, one that's intelligent, funny, compassionate and fair"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are the reasons why the Navy didn't shoot down the Russian jets that buzzed their ship. Not wanting to turn the entire planet into a radioactive wasteland strangely absent
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showrunners make an impassioned argument against reading online spoilers: ''If there was a website called Last Pages of Great Books, would you read that?' Um, actually yes
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
While most eyes will be on Liverpool v Dortmund, the remaining games are still close with Shakhtar v Braga, Sparta Prague v Villarreal, Sevilla vs Athletic Bilbao today. Kickoffs are 3pm Eastern and your Europa League quarter final discussion is here
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
♫ It feels like I'm driving drunk every day ♫ Hey Jessie, Hey Jessie ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian defense officials don't understand why Americans are so "distressed" over their pilots buzzing a destroyer. "Sorry, but the pattern was full"
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
It is only Russia that has fifth-generation fighter aircraft. America's best fighter F-22 Raptor lacks teeth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant scores NBA season high 60 points, including game winner, in last game of career. Even more amazing, he had 4 assists
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
GoPro stock soars on possibility that their new products might be more expensive, loved by hipsters, and all start with "i"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith says are Cowboys closer to Super Bowl than record shows. Also talks about concussions and being Batman, so take it for what it is
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
In happy harmless news that should concern absolutely no one, two empty containers labeled "Guided Missile" found floating offshore southeast Alaskan island
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
You know, Mississippi, when you are so backwards and intolerant that even the U.S. NAVY is going out of their way to shun you, it may be time to "take stock"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American destroyer with Polish helicopter aboard observes threatening flybys from Russian fighter jets. Americans upset, Russians indignant, Polish pilot submerges helicopter and drives away
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Can Real Madrid bounce back against Wolfsburg? Can an English team get to the semi-finals? Can anyone stop Barça or Bayern Munich? This is your CHAMPIONS League discussion thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday on FS1 & 2
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
San Jose Sharks sign new goalie who is also a professional model. Gee, Teal Ice really does look nothing like Blue Steel
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hosting the World Cup and the Olympics was supposed to let Brazil show the world that it was an emerging world power. Between the recession, the corruption, the Zika virus, toxic Rio water and impeaching their president; it's done the opposite
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Driver going 171 MPH by Lake Superior faces possible auto ban. In related news, police prefer to not keep track of the high score
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
USS Portland, the Navy's first pedal-powered warship, to be commissioned next year
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
14 of the finest minds in the U.S. explain why Trump is the one to vote for... Including the soon-to-be-classic logic, "We don't need some clown that's gonna play saxophone on The Arsenio Hall show"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reunited ELO holds dazzling four-star concert in Manchester. "ELO's back catalogue has been sampled by the likes of Daft Punk, Common, Cassius and Snoop Dogg - they are no longer unhip"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By throwing up as many obstacles to voting as possible, you can increase your chances of victory. It works for Republicans and now it's working for Hillary
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi concert over new religious law
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby would call this French professional cycling race held over cobblestone roads "Ow, My Balls - The Race," but that wouldn't do justice to the amount of pain involved
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Saturn's rings like no one's ever seen them before. As Cassini approaches the end of its life, here are its best views
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill may have tweeted a massive spoiler about the nature of Rey's training in Episode 8
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're missing a pig with painted pink toenails, the Orlando Police would like a word with you
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(PsyBlog)
 
 
 
Here are eight ways to deal with passive-aggressive people at work. I went to a lot of trouble to find this link for you, but I don't think you appreciate that
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
With the main series ending on a cliffhanger, fans will have to watch the idiot decision making of Travis and Madison. This season is all about boat maintenance and zombies. Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
MTV may not play music, but they love awards shows about movies. What will win best picture? Does it matter since we have the Oscars? MTV Movie Awards Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on MTV. Kevin Hart & The Rock host
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Because the Eurovision song contest couldn't get any more weird, lets make it more weird by singing on stage naked... naked with wolves. (w/video, possibly Not safe for work)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man gets paid $100,000 to paint over mural of Kanye West kissing himself, though he admittedly would have done so for free
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not tell women to smile. Unless you just like pissing off women
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apparently everyone was too busy reading yesterday to have a Saturday Book Discussion. So, here's your belated thread ... and this week, we're in search of the greatest comedy novels of all time
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Lab results show that the bodies found in a mass grave in Mexico weren't those of the 43 missing students. So, the students are still missing and they have no idea who's in the mass grave. Great police work, Lou
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professional soccer has its own CTE crisis as hundreds of players suffering irreversible brain damage from heading the ball, back when the ball weighed 35 pounds
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Sat April 09, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Benghazi panel has "lasted longer than the investigations into the federal response to Hurricane Katrina, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assassination of President Kennedy, the Iran-Contra scandal, Church Committee, and the Watergate probe"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NC congressman thinks the person standing up for gay people is a bully, rather than the people passing anti-LGBT laws
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
All this fan had to do for $100,000 is shoot the puck 115 feet through a puck-size opening in the goal at the other end. No way he could possibly do it, right? Right?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Panama Papers reveal the previously public fact that Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman's brother's company does some lobbying work for a bank which is owned by the Bank of Russia. Save Ferris
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, king cobras are shy and will avoid humans whenever possible, but they are fiercely aggressive when cornered." Right, but what if I grab one and sing and dance with it onstage? What then?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I don't know what our politicians are thinking here in Mississippi with this anti-gay law. It's just mind boggling stupidity," says a Christian conservative bakery owner who doesn't understand refusing service to anyone
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cop t-bones school bus, injuring 3. Cop says the bus just suddenly cut in front of him, and nobody could possibly have stopped in time, even if he had been paying attention and following traffic laws
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
College takes the position "Missionary" is a boring mascot. Up for grabs whether it's replaced by Doggy Style or On the Kitchen Table
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner says pitcher Jenrry Mejia will be given "fair reinstatement consideration." Apparently the league doesn't want to rush to judgment on a player who has only failed his drug tests three times
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The very few companies that actually do business in Mississippi call on the legislature to repeal their anti-LGBT bill
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is not progressive; he's an old fashioned wingnut
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(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
Most depressing website you'll see today shows you what other people accomplished by the time they were your age
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says there is a "realistic" possibility that London gets an NFL franchise. Which would be impressive if it weren't coming from a league that couldn't get a team in the nation's second largest city for 21 years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
At first glance, this newly built home looks completely normal. But if you look a bit closer, there's one massive mistake. "They had one job"
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(US News)
 
 
 
Because if there's one thing that presents the FBI's General Counsel with a significant problem, it's the possibility that a billion innocent people might get ideas
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(Financial Post)
 
Weeners
 
Police are called to Daimler's shareholder meeting for the wurst possible reason
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Skal Labissiere is entering the NBA Draft after scoring six points per game at Kentucky. Some NBA team is going to draft him high in a huge mistake
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson is returning to action movie form with BLOOD FATHER. A working title for this movie was MAD MAX: Geriatric Fury but it was scrapped because of Hollywood's current obsession with continuity
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Russian Communist Party seeks to internationally copyright red star symbol
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hunters kill massive 15-foot alligator that was snacking on cows
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists think Alzheimer's might be transmissible between humans. Uh-oh
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
China, jealous of Jessica McClure, throws kid down well then shows dramatic televised rescue
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly discusses the possibility of leaving Fox News, mostly because she's the only sane one fighting against Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Data Chief: You're Fired. Data Chief to Trump Campaign: Good luck accessing your data
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pakistan just made it possible for women to not be killed for any old reason by family members. Some Pakistani men have a problem with this
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be a professional wombat cuddler? If so, Derek the ugly-assed baby wombat would like to interview you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missing WV couple found in mud hole. When told they'd be brought back to West Virginia, said they preferred the mud hole
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classiness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
News: GOP risks losing southern state if Trump is the nominee. Fark: Mississippi
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mississippi becomes the latest state to say "no" to jobs
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Curious how Villanova's NCAA Tournament-winning buzzer-beater was called by announcers in Spain and in Russia?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads head out to vote in the Badger State Primary. Early popularity polling indicates Cruz and Sanders have the lead, but it won't impact Clinton or Trump. Wisconsin Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 8PM CT
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Your knees are going to look 10 years younger and totally expressionless
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Katie Cassidy's Black Canary is jumping shows, and Earths, to visit the Flash as Black Siren
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Summarize a classic novel in one or two sentences, max. LGT inspiration: "Moby Dick: A one-legged man goes fishing"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Two clever police detectives prove better at accessing a suspect's locked iPhone in 10 seconds than hundreds of NSA crypto geeks working around the clock
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not considered hazardous duty in the army: Soldiers whose sole job is to run a massive weed operation to help war veterans with PTSD
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for missing woman known as Lulu the Clown. They are telling people to look for clues like stray balloon animals and enormous shoes
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia's official mouthpiece, RT, welcomes Panama Papers. Just kidding, they just went Full Godwin
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Triton has restarted its Indiegogo funding after claiming a new way that they think they might be able to claim that it possibly might be able to make artificial gills seem to perhaps maybe do something similar to working
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Once the closest of allies and best of chums, relations between Germany and Russia seem a mite frosty of late
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russian defence spending records offline temporarily. This is not connected to Panama leaks
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An interview with Gabriel Byrne, who discusses his storied acting career from Miller's Crossing to The Usual Suspects but overlooks his 2000 sitcom Madigan Men
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Carol be found? Will Alexandria be saved? Will Negan and Lucille leave their impression on Rick, Michonne, and Glenn? Find out in "Last Day on Earth." The Walking Dead Season Finale Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another piece of the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 plane has most likely been found, this time on Rodrigues Island in the Mauritius. For a missing plane this wreck sure gets around
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The missing Wright Brothers patent was found in a cave. Your move, Tony Stark
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Will the Oklahoma score Sooner than Villanova? Or will the 'Cats go Wild? Will the Orange of Syracuse or the blue and white of the Tar Heels advance to the big dance? This is your Fark NCAA Final Four live discussion thread. Starts 6 pm EDT TNT/TBS
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(Formula E)
 
 
 
Will the cars survive California streets, will the fans notice these aren't Indy Cars? This is your official Formula E ePrix of Long Beach discussion thread. Coverage starts on 6:30PM EST on FoxSports 1
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Arizona may redo its primaries due to massive fraud as thousands of voters from both parties were mysteriously purged from the voting rolls
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paring knife, check. Carefully remove excessive fat from fish, check. Prepare frying pan, check. Release fish back into its native goldfish tank?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
High school football player tackles shoplifter. If he clears concussion protocol, he should even be able to tell his grandkids about it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Realizing that fossil fuels are a depleting resource, Saudi Arabia to set aside $2 trillion as rainy-day fund for post-oil era - big enough to buy Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Berkshire Hathaway while leaving room for dessert
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What could possibly be more stupid than getting a tattoo of your best mate's penis on your leg while drunk? How about the piece you decide to have inked over it, in order to cover it up. (Mildly not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massive incoming solar storm means your GPS might not work tomorrow
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(Johnson County Daily Journal)
 
 
 
It's always important to get to know your coworkers. It builds camaraderie, boosts productivity, and prevents those embarrassing moments when an on-duty police officer solicits sex from an undercover officer
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy arrested for cocaine possession
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders drills back at Hillary Clinton's 'lying' comment, asks America if they can trust someone who has taken fossil fuel money
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I can haz gender assignment surgery?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mothers mostly hire magicians or clowns for an 8-year old's birthday party. Mostly (possibly Not safe for work)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The CIA would like to assure everyone that the explosive they left on a Loudoun County school bus after it was used for a training session would not have exploded without a blasting cap so you don't have to ask about any of this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senate approves scariest anti-LGBT "religious liberty" bill yet. Because unlike Georgia and North Carolina, Mississippi doesn't have anything of value for outsiders to boycott
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Colombian solider who went missing during jungle exercises found alive after spending 23 days on the Bear Grylls diet plan
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Corporate sponsors of the GOP Convention have suddenly realized it may not be good for business because the current Republican message doesn't mesh with those hip, cool, progressive and multicultural people seen using their products in TV and Web ads
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(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Never has an NBA player scored 1,000 points, grabbed 500 rebounds, dished out 500 assists, blocked 100 shots and had 100 steals in one season... until now
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Foxy" the Chihuahua weighs just seven pounds, including a massive tumor she's been carrying around
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to stay out of Mississippi, they're about to pass a law that allows a place of worship to create an Army of God to protect congregations
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder named one of "The World's Most Disappointing Leaders." Obvious tag missing due to lead poisoning
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"The economy already is in recession. The question is, when is the Fed going to acknowledge it"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indian Point nuclear power plant shut down because of missing bolts, abnormal vibration. Oops
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Tournament chess players don't understand why they aren't massive worldwide stars, with lucrative TV deals and endorsements: "Far more people around the world play chess than play golf, and golf is much more boring than chess"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Can you tickle yourself? If so, write this down and repeat it to the closest physician: "I have untreated schizophrenia and would like to request assistance"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NYTimes' lawyers to NFL's lawyers over concussion story complaint: That's just, like, your opinion, man
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sting went to Russia to find out if its rulers still love their children
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Japan's missing black hole satellite just reappeared and nobody knows what happened to it
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Von Miller fined for passing
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
New blood test could confirm whether a person had suffered a concussion or similar brain injury. Previous method of waiting to see their voting record was just too slow and unreliable
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
From new cognitive services group, Microsoft unveils next-generation image-captioning bot that will inspect pic and automatically add a caption. What could possibly go wrong?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No charges in fatal police shooting of unarmed, handcuffed black man, possibly because well, HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A UNICORN *runs away*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we return you to your regularly-scheduled Communist oppression already in progress for the past six decades
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man games Wheel of Fortune for $76,000 by guessing the questions in advance (with video)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girl walks into an abandoned train station after narrator explains something about ancient evil. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Have any old games lying around? You might want to check, because if you have any of these old classics, they could make you rich
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What might be a possible silver lining to a Trump presidency?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"There's a whole Soylent subculture on discussion boards where fans of the drink are experimenting with ingredients and trade recipes, which defeats one of the main goals of Soylent, which is to save time and serve as a meal replacement"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Microsoft's racist AI chatbot returns to Twitter. What could possibly go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
San Francisco State University dreads the repercussions after black student argues with white student over his hair style
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Passive-aggressive solutions to first world problems
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Classic FM)
 
 
 
"A violin and cello duo turned a Handel Passacaglia into an astonishing interpretation of Metallica's classic 'Enter Sandman', complete with face-melting guitar solos"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is holding a Town Hall for the remaining three GOPers, with Trump and Cruz squaring off while Kasich is relegated to tertiary status. Which evil will the Cheeseheads embrace? Town Hall Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on CNN
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(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Kissing your dog might acutally be good for you. This is not an endorsement for weird peanut butter stuff
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UN commission decides the Falkland Islands lie in Argentinian Waters. New Order heard prepping a follow-up single to Blue Monday
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gun shop owner is being credited with foiling a possible mass shooting by turning away a customer. "Just the look in his eye... there was something about him. I don't know. You really can't explain it. He was going to do something"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa Congressman: Washington DC needs a recession. DC Bar owner: fark you, I'm going to raise money for your opponent. BONUS: With a $20 all the beer you can drink event
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
'Mars World': Las Vegas may get Red Planet Experience - I think they better get Amy Wong's parents permission first
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel old, but 'Space Jam,' 'Mission: Impossible,' and 'Twister' all turn 20 this year
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager charged with battery of Breitbart reporter. Or, as future history books will remember it, True American Patriot unjustly arrested for aggressive snuggling of treasonous propagandist
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what would be hilarious? If Hillary got an embarrassing loss in NY. Really show off the power of all that Wall St. money
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop Russia's first two-qubit quantum circuit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deadpool is now the highest-grossing R-rated movie ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rondo's mission: Bring the Mavs down to his level, and overwhelm them with experience
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Five-star Mississippi State recruit sorry after video shows him landing five punches on a woman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Investors/business owners=Republican, Professional=Democrat, Labor=Fark You, How Bill Clinton and triangulation killed of part of Liberalism
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those dreary, bleak, heart-wrenching black and white photos from the Great Depression aren't so somber if you just add some color
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Miniature Linux Computer for quite a few possibilities. What can you make out of this? Why, I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brave researchers at THE Ohio State University have found a link between narcissism and reality TV
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Hey, shoot video of me skiing way off the trail, what could possibly go wrong?
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
An Alexandrian goes missing and search parties hope to bring about a happy ending. Will anything happen before the season finale? Will Carol find herself? Find out in East. The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will punch the last tickets to Houston today? It's your all-ACC Elite Eight discussion thread as Syracuse/Virginia tips off at 6:09 EDT followed by North Carolina/Notre Dame at 8:49
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City police Commissioner Bill Bratton slammed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz in an op-ed, saying "We will not intimidate Muslims to appease shrill politicians"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Michigan Film Commission burnt up a Joker's pile of taxpayer's money subsidizing Batman Versus Superman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Indiana woman missing since 1974 found in Texas, and just to think Subby gave up on looking for his keys he lost last week
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We heard solitary confinement was bad for prisoners, so we gave them a homicidal cellmate for 23 hours a day. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Atari just released over 100 of their old 70's and 80's era console games on Steam. Looks like it's time for a Fark Missile Command tournament
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A timeline of what would happen to the Earth after a massive solar flare... and it ain't pretty
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Thing: Both a classic horror movie and the news media's nickname for the story about women sleeping with Ted Cruz
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Garry Shandling's stealth Buddhist mission of love" This has nothing to do with Subby's Pee Wee Herman/Mr. Rogers sex metal tribute band of the same name, who happens to be playing at the Roxy this weekend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20,000 marathon runners in China receive free soap, mistake them for energy bars. "Witnesses report many bars of soap, all with one bite missing, dumped at the roadside"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And if the Syrian Civil War wasn't already an absurdly complicated mess, there may be two North Korean army units present in the country, possibly to fire missiles into the Mediterranean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Our bookshelves are as carefully curated as any art exhibition, crafted to reflect us in the best possible light"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
This is the story of a pornographer's missing middle finger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're on a special mission to designate airstrike targets deep within IS controlled territory. Your cover is blown and you're surrounded on all sides. What do you do? In this soldier's case, take a sip of vodka and designate one final target
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real UX design professional would have gentrified his neighborhood with death by snu-snu, but startup culture is made of people who can afford to be unafraid to move fast and break things. The rest of you should move slowly or be cops
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While the GOP frontrunners call for oppression of Muslims, U.S. law enforcement has quietly recruited Muslim communities nationwide to assist with extremism, and they feel that anti-Muslim rhetoric lands squarely in the "Not Helping" category
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers: Professional football quarterback, amateur UFO spotter
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Syrian refugees booted from Ontario hotels for the far more pressing Garth Brooks concert. Shoulda had more friends in low places
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's where we're at for the start of WWIII: Three months after Europe closes its borders, China and Russia will start WWIII against the USA and we will all be at total war. Why yes, I did get the info from Nostradamus
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Madonna somehow overtakes Bruce Springsteen to become highest-grossing solo touring artist ever
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan calls sex tape 'most embarrassing moment.' Has he not seen 'Suburban Commando' or 'Mr. Nanny?'
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Microsoft's 'teenspeak' AI is like an embarrassing uncle trying to be down with the kids
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's trip with Cuba very successful, especially if you call pissing off Republicans a successful goal. Scorrrrrrrrrreee
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Wed March 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For those searching for Best Korea dictator Kim Jong Un's motives for his nuke test and firing of all these missiles one needs to go no further than consulting a child psychologist
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(AP)
 
 
 
With no more pressing problems to solve, North Carolina announces it will ticket everyone driving even a mile over the posted limit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush deals possibly fatal blow to Cruz campaign
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(Newlaunches)
 
 
 
Russia unveils new armored fire trucks based on T-72 and T-80 tanks: "It weighs 60 tons and can carry 25 cubic meters of water. It can fight flames from a distance of 100 meters"
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
The War of Northern Aggression was actually decided by geology
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department warns of possible terrorist attacks sometime in the near future somewhere in or maybe around Europe while terrorists could strike within the U.S. with little warning. So keep calm and EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
City regarding pedestrian killed by police car: It was his own fault for crossing the street on green
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves retooling their lineup ... at the concession stands with things like The Punisher: Rib meat slathered in Monster energy drink-infused BBQ sauce
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(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Iris gets a challenging assignment, then on iZombie, Liv discovers something about Drake (CW starting at 8:00), and on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Bobby and Hunter become involved in an assassination plot 9:00 on ABC)
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri DOT employee reported missing. Described as about 10 feet tall and weighing approximately 50 pounds, Bob was last seen on Saturday, and was wearing a yellow vest and sunglasses
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible terror attack at Brussels Airport and subway station, two explosions so far, smoke rising from the terminal building. At least 28 dead, many wounded
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We've all been there, you go to bake a cake and forgotten you've hard-boiled all your eggs. This machine can fix that. Oh, and can also possibly cure cancer
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Remember when Gerald Ford called for congressional hearings into the Michigan UFO sightings from 1952-1969? And then the wolves ate him. Coincidence?
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(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Paleontologist says that fossils from Noah's ark that guy found while digging in aunt's yard are really millions of years old. Stupid scientists
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy excited that one of its missiles actually, you know, works
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Possibly the most spectacular shoot-down of an aircraft ever filmed: Nike missile vs. drone B-17 (skip ahead to 2:00)
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carol and Daryl get a chance to talk. Eugene and Abraham get to walk. The Saviors get to stalk. Will Negan appear, or will everyone be Negan? Find out in Twice As Far. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Dashboard HD videocamera. Dashboard cams are how so many Russians had video of the Chelyabinsk meteor. Wikipedia tells me that at least for a short time there was a Church of the Chelyabinsk Meteorite. (Sponsored Link)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why it's so impressive that Fermat's Last Theorum has been solved. Here comes the math
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The London Derby on Saturday. The Manchester & Tyne-Wear Derbies on Sunday. These are just a few of the weekend fixtures. Saturday kicks off at 7:45 am EDT with Everton hosting Arsenal; Sunday starts at 8:30. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It is time for the first American owned team since the 1970s to debut in the highest level of racing. Can anyone stop Mercedes dominance this year? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with the green at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I saw their bodies tossed skyward, like ragdolls thrown into the air by the late great Andre the Giant. They appeared weightless, hitting zero-G like the crew of a forgotten Apollo mission whose only mission was to obtain a beef and cheddar Classic"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
I heard from my best friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's cousin's brother's ex-girlfriend's uncle's wife's lawyer that all gossiping could soon become illegal in a Canadian city
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm sure you will be as shocked as me to learn that Russia didn't actually withdraw its military from Syria. They've simply changed tactics from indiscriminate bombing to indiscriminate shelling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You ever launch nuclear missiles, ON WEED?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man lets a monkey design his massive back tattoo ... and it's actually pretty decent
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Shark Exorcist is here so don't go in the water unless you've gone to confession
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders says that if he gets elected President this fall he'll ask President Obama to withdraw Garland's nomination so he can nominate someone "more progressive", and that in the equally likely event he sprouts wings, he'll fly to the moon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The most depressing trend ever...the sober rave
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congressman Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-MO' sexism) says the GOP needs to "find a way to neuter" Darth Warren before she chokes them into submission using the combined fear-inspiring powers of her vagina and the Force
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