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236 headlines found matching 'SSA'
Thu February 23, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
SodaStream announces ceasefire in its endless assault on your health and waistline to say they are recalling thousands of bottles that may rupture when carbonating your sugar water
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Bengals LB accused of assault and indecent exposure, immediately re-signed to the team
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
George 'The Animal' Steele made a video message to his friends, family and fans. "If you're watching this, I am dead and I am with Jesus. Bye-bye"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Off-duty LAPD cop decides he wants high school students to get off his lawn, so he calls a girl "the c word," assaults another kid, and pulls out his gun and fires it
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa to skip town hall meeting so he can spend more time trying to impeach Hillary
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Woodworking classes enjoying a rennaissance in cities, presumably among people who finally gave up on getting their 3D printers to work
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Melissa cry? Did the rally increase Spicer's spirits? Is this the Ft. Sumter moment as Trump takes aim on enemies of the state? Discuss
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
British lawmakers say a meeting with Trump would embarrass Queen Elizabeth II almost as much as nearly being assassinated by Reggie Jackson. Though it's doubtful Enrico Pallazzo can save her this time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lake Berryessa glory hole is full of suck (awesome drone / UAV video footage)
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Mon February 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vitaly Churkin, Russian Ambassador to the United Nations, dies at his desk. No umbrella was found
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(Libération)
 
 
 
The French title for "The Last Jedi" has been announced as "Les derniers Jedi". For those that don't speak croissant, that's the plural form, meaning there are more than one last jedi
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Sun February 19, 2017
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Victims of the Bowling Green massacre have some Swedish comrades today. Fark needs a Trump tag
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky's science ambassador announces addition of new exhibit at Ark Encounter. Dinosaurs battling giants gladiator style
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
All of Washington is using an app called Confide, which allows deletion of messages after reading. Only problem is, it's not legal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because every cloud has a silver lining, a U.S.-based t-shirt designer hopes to cash in on the assassination of Kim Jong Nam by selling "LOL" shirts worn by the unwitting assassin
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oklahoma restaurant owner sends text message to his Latino staff for missing work on "A Day Without Immigrants" that read, simply, "You and your family are fired. I hope you enjoyed your day off, and you can enjoy many more. Love you"
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
As most of you already know the host of Livingston Stapler Company Presents was in an accident on his way home from the show on February 5th. Received a FB message from his wife that he's being moved to Queen Anne Healthcare on Feb. 15th. Updates in thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2018 World Cup has few guarantees besides Russian football hooligans committing assault and mayhem
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Thu February 16, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just a wealthy sleazeball selling a MLB team to the relative of another wealthy sleazeball in exchange for the title of "US Ambassador to France"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
While pop-culture assassins are dressed in black leather or wear cool hooded capes, the reality seems to be quite different
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Look this Mike Flynn scandal is all just a big innocent misunderstanding: When General Flynn saw a note on his desk from Trump reading "VP is demanding you call the Russian Ambassador today" He just ASSUMED that meant Pence and not..you know
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(UPI)
 
 
 
84 years ago today, an anarchist leveled his pistol very close to the parade route of president-elect Roosevelt. Read how the quick-thinking reaction of a petite woman foiled the would-be assassin
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ha ha ha, sexual assault is funny, ha ha- whaddya mean I'm fired?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RT sends tweet congratulating Ambassador to Glorious Motherland a happy retirement
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but one of Kim Jong Il's sons was assassinated this morning
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Mon February 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian Ambassador to the White House resigns
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Final Bowling Green Massacre survivor on the road to recovery
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kremlin spokesman denies Michael Flynn discussed the lifting of sanctions with the Russian ambassador, because if you can't trust Russia, who can you trust?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peugeot purchases India's Ambassador for a $12 million song. The brand was once a favorite of the political class but the politicians now like SUVs. They have nice cars in India?
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(Palm Beach Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently all you need to do in order to be Ambassador to Austria is be a superfan of "The Sound of Music"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
70,000 Greeks evacuated after WW2 bomb found in downtown Thessaloniki
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Sat February 11, 2017
(CSPI)
 
 
 
"TGIFridays guilty of salt assault." Hey, they say "Thank God" in their name, don't they? It's a taberNaCl
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(24 India News)
 
 
 
Diego Maradona granted FIFA ambassadorial role, looks forward to giving them a hand
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
"The message contained in Sainsbury's latest Valentine's product, a pair of hugging bear mugs, isn't 'Happy Valentine's Day, here is a cute bear with a gigantic farking schlong' but it might as well be"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More than half of Trump voters think The Bowling Green Massacre is proof that Trump's immigration ban is necessary
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Proving that even Canadians have their limits, news that Sarah Palin might be appointed Ambassador sparks impolite reactions
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Wed February 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Bowling Green Massacre was so last week, White House now pushing narrative of terrorist attack in Atlanta that never happened
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's random thing social media users are unhappy about: Alyssa Milano's hair
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Net neutrality assault can be stopped by citizens, snark
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Canadian telecoms spamfiltering customer's messages if they contain the string UBER
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Complex)
 
 
 
What's the NFL's position on aerial reconnaissance?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump may hate Saturday Night Live, but unlike Saddam Hussein he hasn't ordered any of his satirists to be assassinated. Yet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Spicer's daily briefing- blah blah blah. I'll never be able to look at that guy without seeing Melissa McCarthy now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway: "Bowling Green Massacre" was a mere slip of the tongue. WaPo: O RLY?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina woman is giving away the farm ... for a 200-word essay
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Starbucks unveils a virtual assistant that takes your order via messaging or voice. It can get you any drink you want so long as it's burnt tasting coffee
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Suspect Sought in Bowling Green Massacre
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you drive a Nissan Altima, Nissan wants you to know that your door will sometimes open if your window is down. Oops
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Blaming Trump for the failed raid in Yemen is inappropriate and counterproductive. America cannot punish its elected officials for taking risks necessary to pursue our interests." (*offer not valid in all 50 states, or Benghazi)
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Information is garbage. This message brought to you on the garbage superhighway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Albino dementor Kellyanne Conway says she messed up when she said "massacre". What she actually meant was that time we accidentally let some terrorists in, then caught them before they did anything and fixed the immigration loopholes. Thank Obama
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
Bannon, Priebus meet with Australian ambassador to clean up Trump's mess ...probably made it worse
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The spitting archerfish is an assassin that can tell your face apart from every other single human in a heartbeat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway cites the infamous Bowling Green Massacre in defense of Trump's Muslim ban. And really, who could ever forget that tragic event?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like an abused spouse calling a party host to apologize for their partner's drunken and boorish behavior at the event, today John McCain called the Australian Ambassador " to express my unwavering support for the U.S.-Australia alliance,"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
State Dept. dissenters turn towards encrypted text messages in order to express their dissent, which is still the highest form of patriotic
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Massacre was no Sunday Night Massacre, which was an exquisite thing of beauty. But don't worry, Trump still has time to match that
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
What carries a 20 year jail sentence in Virginia? a) Robbery b) Assault or c) Setting a potted plant on fire?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Tillerson confirmed as Exxon ambassador to Russia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Monday Night Massacre is a terrifying turn of events
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump gets rid of head lice. Seems like a good idea. Wait, Head of ICE. He fired the head of the ICE, as the Monday Night Massacre continues
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Lad Bible)
 
 
 
"Two women who got a 20-year-old footballer drunk on vodka and subjected him to a bizarre sexual assault with vegetables have been jailed"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts driver fights 40mph speeding ticket, claims police radar must have picked up a deer instead
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for EU Ambassador is a guy who boasts that he wants to help bring the European Union down, and thinks NATO is obsolete
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's latest plan for cash: trying to get shiatcanned
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Thu January 26, 2017
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Darrel Issa thinks California will start feeling the effects of Stockholm Syndrome soon enough
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Tailor-made for the Awkward Tab: The marriage of HGTV's Flip Or Flop stars Tarek & Christina El Moussa is undergoing a huge crash & burn. Yet they are contractually obligated to film the series together for the next several months
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Check out the ship the U.S. Navy dreamed about in the 1980s, a superbattleship/aircraft carrier combo: "The Interdiction Assault Ship was a big stick for big wars and it had a massive weapons loadout that would dwarf even today's ships"
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Wed January 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a term for 'fear of scarecrows', this guy in Glasgow definitely has it. Except more 'lacks empathy for and goes into a dissassociative state and commits atrocities against scarecrows' more than a true phobia, really
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Internet all a-Twitter over Madame Tussaud's fake Ryan Gosling, says it looks like a generic white guy. Which is pretty much what Ryan Gosling looks like
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Carolina legislator's wife gets her cellphone stolen during a bloody assault in front of her children. Luckily, she had an Apple Watch and proceeded to call for help. Did we mention that the husband was the perp?
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds' new Donald Trump wax figure has yak hair, as opposed to the original model's asshat
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Actress Melissa Benoist answers that Supergirl question we've always been afraid to ask
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Massachusetts' 'Zombie Cars' bill would tax self-driving vehicles, making the people who operate them the working dead
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
G'day. We here at the zoo would really appreciate it if everyone collected some funnel-web spiders for us. While it's true that their venom can kill a human inside of 15 minutes, we trust you'll take all necessary precautions. Thanks heaps, mate
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Doctor Who warned us about "Alternative Facts" 40 years ago. Unfortunately, Leela's leather miniskirt distracted us from the message
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
Oui, il n'a aucun sens. Il suffit de faire des sons farting avec votre bouche, et Donald Trump message sera traduit avec une parfaite fidélité de toute façon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump survives first assassination attempt as United Kingdom tries to nuke Mar-a-Lago
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Denny Hastert sues his sexual assault victim for the hush money he paid him to keep quiet. Since, you know, he didn't keep quiet
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea plans to assault the ocean once again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Assange: That pledge to turn myself In? That wasn't so much a pledge, it was more "I Didn't Think You Would Really Do That"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen Hassan: Ms. Devos your family's charity has given lots of money to awful people. Devos: That's my mom's charity I have nothing to do with it. Press: You are the charity's VP. Devos: that's a clerical error. Press: That went on for 13 years?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler blames Kardashians for Trump's election, continued annexation of Bajor and the Setlik III massacre
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Last week: Julian Assange vowed he would voluntarily extradite himself if Chelsea Manning was released from prison. This week: Who left those goalposts THERE?
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Trump associate Roger Stone survives likely assassination attempt of the radioactive substance kind
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Tue January 17, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
100 years ago, British code breakers read a German message asking Mexico to invade the USA and changed the course of world history
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Mon January 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sonny Crockett's 1986 Ferrari Testarossa from "Miami Vice" is up for sale. Winning bidder gets the car, all title documents, Philip Michael Thomas to come around on weekends to wash it
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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Fri January 13, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
High school students given homework assignment containing math problem asking which family member sexually assaulted 8-year-old girl
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man learns that bringing up election results is no way to pick up a woman in Massachusetts. What he brought out next didn't work either
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News uncovers the "hidden message" in Obama's farewell speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello, I am Julian Assange, anti-secrecy advocate. Ask Me Anything, but don't expect an answer. I need to keep my secrets, after all"
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
The day Massachusetts prison inmates took over their prison, prepared for war. "When it was apparent the prisoners were not going to go back into their cells, the (officers) backed out of the unit"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"A neighbor said she got a random text message from the homeowner about a cat an hour or two before the fire started"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
DARPA's biotech chief says 2017 will "blow our minds." Via nanobot assassins, presumably
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japan invents wine tea, featuring benefits of Assam tea combined with aroma of fine wine grapes. Inventor had mulled over idea for years
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's cool when somebody spray paints graffiti on the rocks along a popular hiking trail as long as the messages is positive. "I actually did a snapchat of it because I thought that's really cool to see something that I think the world really needs"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassador to the EU is a hardcore Brexiter because of course he is
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Sat January 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The numbers are in and online sales hit a record $91 billion over the holidays. Increase is credited to convenience, lower prices, not risking being assaulted at a brick and mortar store on Black Friday
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Massachusetts passes bill to allow state licensing of naturopaths
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CIA: Russia hacked the DNC and fed the info to Wikileaks. Trump: Assange says it wasn't the Russians, it could have been anybody. What does the CIA know? CIA: to be specific it was Major Ivan Popov of the FSB who lives at 123 Lenin St, Moscow
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump has begun attacking Toyota over their Mexico ties, and now Nissan is starting to panic as the president-elect is just pissing everyone off at this point
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gives all current ambassadors and their families 2 weeks to GTFO
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Thu January 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
You really think Julian Assange would do that? Just go on TV and tell lies?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says he's a "big fan" of the US intelligence agencies, I mean , sure, he publicly dismissed their findings without reviewing the evidence, says Julain Assange is more credible than they are, and wants to completely re-vamp them, but a "big fan"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Julian Assange: "There was absolutely no Russian involvement" So there was absolutely Russian involvement
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm appalled and embarrassed," Ana Navarro says of Donald Trump's decision to ally himself with Julian Assange and completely ignore the CIA and things like evidence and proof
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson, husband Jar-Jar welcome son Eissa Al Mana
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
People say Trump is a rigid, incurious thinker but that's clearly not true, look at how his position on Julian Assange has evolved from calling for his execution in 2010 to saying he's more credible than the entire US intelligence community in 2017
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you thought 2016 was all WikiLeaks this and WikiLeaks that, founder Julian Assange vows to "blow the world away" this year with a YUGE bombshell
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything about Obama and Trump's political messages summed up in two very different presidential New Year's tweets
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Elemental theme of massage business features earth, water and fire truck
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rogue One continues its dominance at #1 with $50.8 million, Sing #2 with $42.5 million, Passengers continuing to disappoint at #3 with $15.5 million. The James Franco dud Why Him tumbles to #7 with $8 million, Assassin's Creed plunging to #8
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts drunk drivers say "I love 'I love this bar'"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New app allows friends to pay their debts to you over time. Which isn't really necessary since most friendships end the minute one loans any money to the other
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn posts video message saying the Labour Party will not stand idly by as Britain tears itself apart via Brexit
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Rep Mark Meadows (R-ape) suggests repealing Obama Administration rules for handling college sexual assault because rapists have feelings too
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
4th grade teacher: So, I had the entire class write essays about how their classmate sucks. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because that kid really sucks
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown show ends with performer arrested for assault on cop. Fark: not Chris Brown
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil says the Greek ambassador is missing... a few brain cells, cause we just found him down at the Baklava shop, he forgot to charge his phone. It's so funny. Actually, he's been missing for three days
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former PA commissioner charged with breast massaging 103-year-old woman on 3 different occasions. Everybody's got their thing, eh, commissioner?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
83-year-old Emperor of Japan to forgo traditional New Year's message to nation in order to lighten burden on his ailing body. The spirit of 2016 will apparently pass over two elderly ceremonial monarchs
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Man says he can't be guilty of road rage assault because he's a PETA member
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Just who in the hell do Massachusetts state legislators represent?
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA coach George Karl says the league has a problem with PEDs. As of yesterday, guns, assaults and marijuana still totally under control
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Supergirl Melissa Benoist files for divorce, will use all her power to rid herself of married name 'Jenner'
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What message should we send to the stars? "Greetings from Earth", "Hello", or maybe "Free Humans →"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 U.K. Christmas traditions that confuse Americans. Come for the wassail, stay for the Christmas pudding
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A Swedish doctor nicknamed 'Dr Anal' because of his controversial massage techniques to cure ailments such as headaches could soon be allowed to work again"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yoga pants are comfy. They're also an assault on manners and a nihilistic threat
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, the Jabba the Hutt of conspiracy theorists, believes the CIA will assassinate Donald Trump
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers officials investigating video of unnecessary roughness on the field
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Assassin's Creed movie is so bad that Michael Fassbender is quitting acting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Don't look like a criminal. This has been a message from the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles facial recognition department
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
If you're seeking Kyle, he's on his porch across from the elementary school... cradling an assault rifle. Because, you know, he's a "hunter"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some people are drawing parallels between the assassination in Turkey and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand that started WWI. Fortunately for us, those people don't know anything about why WWI actually started
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Well subby just heard the news today, and don't take this the wrong way, but Assassin's Creed movie review scores won't be taken any higher, and is likely bound and tied for failure
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian ambassador to Turkey shot in Ankara, which will make it difficult for him to walk. Especially since he's dead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Ambassador Power to Syria, Russia and Iran: "Are you truly incapable of shame?" Russian Ambassador Vitaly "Ross" Churkin: "Get a load of Mother Teresa over here"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Why you should buy a real Christmas tree. This message brought to you by Big Tree
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Good Morning America" producer drops out of the running for Trump's communication director. Apparently he felt if he wanted to help get Donald Trump's political message out he would have gone to work for CNN
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
We now have a new national hero. Not necessarily the one we need, but the one we deserve
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
You may not know this but Ivanka Trump is already in the East Wing of the White House phoning Republicans in Congress to lobby for child-care legislation. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Chachi allegedly assaulted by Will Ferrell's wife
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Loop workers unaware the active shooter scenario was a drill, so they sent out goodbye messages to their loved ones and begin a panic
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Wed December 14, 2016
(CIO)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity skills aren't taught in college, which might explain why I get messaged all the time with obviously misaddressed invitations from college students to chat with them
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UN drops Wonder Woman as ambassador, presumably after realizing she hasn't had a single memorable story in over 75 years of existence
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
With such an important post as Ambassador to Japan to fill, Donald Trump thinks Bobby Valentine might be the best man for the job
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The most Canadian case of road rage and assault you'll ever see
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Julian Assange Wikileaks his own rape testimony. Apparently he thinks this will help him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks 'old friend of China' Iowa Governor Branstad as U.S. ambassador to China. Move will hopefully quell that whole Taiwan phone call thingy between Trump and China
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Chief for the F-35 tester has a message: The Pentagon's answers to McCain's questions on F-35 progress are somewhere between white lies and whoppers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you thought one of the four New Jersey officers charged with assault in a bar fight looked familiar, you probably recognize him from the viral video of an on-duty cop caught sleeping in his squad car
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A colossal Jeremy Clarkson head is roaming America, possibly demanding sacrifices
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most misspelled word in every state. Alaska can't spell "Hawaii," but don't feel too bad: Massachusetts can't spell "Massachusetts"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge rules the filth flarn filth from Bill Cosby's deposition can be used in his sexual assault trial
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts State Police will use drones against careless drivers
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(Troy Record)
 
 
 
New York police plan to strengthen border security as Massachusetts legalizes marijuana
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Good: Millions of teens are excited to read again. Bad: They're being spoon-fed an over-simplified, thrilling fiction delivered to them via text messages
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Sat December 03, 2016
(MIT)
 
 
 
Public housing in Cambridge, Massachusetts now comes with free internet
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Fri December 02, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Whales talk to each other by slapping out messages on water
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Thu December 01, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While many corporations are pulling their ads from Brietbart News after increased media scrutiny of the site and its CEO's white nationalist ties, Nissan has announced it is staying. Said their spokesman: Did you forget which side we were on in WWII?
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Burning the flag is speech in the sense that it conveys a message, but it should not be protected under the First Amendment
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ants exchange messages when they make out. Scientists still not sure when it comes to uncles
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Voter initiative to legalize marijuana is on hold because Massachusetts officials are too lazy to certify election results
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"We won't be changing our brand name," says a message on Twitter from Top Trumps
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Sun November 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Failed Castro assassinations: A retrospective
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin personally presents future ambassador Steven Seagal with a Russian passport
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet Nelson the hedgehog - poor little guy has no spikes and has to be massaged with oil 3 times a day
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
CIA finally succeeds at assassinating Fidel Castro at age 90
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"A man in his 60s bumped into the motorcycle of a man in his 20s who had a gun. Once one person was shot, other people nearby pulled out guns to retaliate" and the Thanksgiving football massacre was on
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Thu November 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day in 1963, a Dallas nightclub owner avenged the assassination of a president, giving rise to countless photoshops and endless conspiracy theories
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Wed November 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The two states with the worst drivers. Most shocking - Massachusetts is not one of them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to deal with troublesome dissenters to your throne? Stick them in as UN Ambassador, duh
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Tue November 22, 2016
(PQED)
 
 
 
Molli Bernstein Died this Weekend. A beautiful essay written by a Farker (with bonus philosophy)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump would really like it if the UK appointed Nigel Farage ambassador to the US
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Incoming NSA Gen. Flynn illustrates the dangers of hanging out with Alex Jones too long as he says it's possible that the nerve gas attack in Syria that several investigations concluded Assad was responsible for, was really a "false flag" operation
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"A man has pleaded guilty to stalking Hollywood A-lister Keira Knightley by making 'meowing' noises through her letterbox and bombarding her with cat-themed messages"
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Sat November 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cast of Hamilton delivers a personal message to the VP-elect
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I want to repeat that: the group where Trump's message resonated least over what we would predict from a generic Republican was the white population"
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Find out all about our post-racial society by using a black avatar when you're on message boards
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Protester tackled at anti-Trump rally at THE OSU wants to drop charges against assailant after learning he hates Trump, too
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Mose Allison, iconic blues and jazz pianist, dead at 89. 2016's sustained assault on the entertainment world continues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson will not be ambassador to Egypt
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George Takei pens beautiful essay on the challenge ahead
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
House Republicans were back in DC for a day when they decided the smartest thing to do was to send a message to President-Elect Trump that kills his dreams of a gigantic Mexico wall and mass deportations of immigrants
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This week's "[insert name of university] suspends entire ____ team after racist/sexist message scandal emerges' brought to you by *spins the wheel*......Columbia and *spins the wheel*.....men's wrestling program
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Yorkers post messages of hope and love in the subway
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump wants her ex-husband to make her ambassador to the Czech Republic. That's the joke, or not
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The common legend is that your brand new car loses half its value the moment you drive it off the lot. Of course, that's rubbish - unless you drive it off the lot and into a ditch - but the underlying message is correct"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trump Trump Trump': Group of white men assault black woman student at Villanova University
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Sat November 12, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baltimore school superintendent Tweets out message calling on educators to show their minority students that they will "love and protect them" in the wake of the election, and of course white people lose their collective minds
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Fri November 11, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beagle 2 Mars lander was a good robot that collected data and waited and waited and waited for the message from Earth that never came. Then it died cold and alone
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Message posted around a Utah campus: Donald Trump won Now all you liberal pus---- better shut the f... up with your Muslim rights, gay rights, illegal immigration rights, & all that other bulls
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Despite its faults, the Electoral College is intended to serve an important purpose: to ensure that the chosen candidate is actually qualified to serve. For 200+ years this has not been necessary. It is now
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what would be one of the biggest trolls ever, Nigel Farage may become the US ambassador to the EU
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Gangs of roving Democrats vandalizing Trump's golf courses to send the message they only believe in elections when their candidate wins
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers, Samantha Bee, Conan O'Brien, and the rest of America's late night talk show hosts share messages of hope to audiences still reeling from the events of Election Day
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
"If Trump is actually successful in curbing the power and budget of the military/security complex and in holding Wall Street politically accountable, he could be assassinated"
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Good PR: getting photographers at your charity car race -- Bad PR: assaulting a photographer
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Mike Pereira thinks it'd be a mistake to make his job unnecessary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Samsung offices raided in investigation involving a dressage horse gifted to the daughter of the president of South Korea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheer up California, Massachusetts, and Florida farkers. At least you can stay stoned for the next four years
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Women claim man who romanced them under guise as war hero, doctor, lawyer, professor was really an imposter. Sounds like typical pick-up lines, less being member of Mossad
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney apparently planning to massacre guests for Christmas with new holiday drone program
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we have our first assault at a Florida polling place (with photo)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jurors send a $37 million message to Flint, Michigan Police concerning police brutality
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We'll continue this high school internet safety lecture after a brief message from Pornhub
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Blazing Saddles is over forty years old, but its message is as timeless as ever
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Another day, another Massachusetts police department treating the evidence room as a personal stash
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President of Phillippines breaks his self-imposed ban on cursing after less than a week and he has a message for America
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Julian Assange says the fix is in and Trump won't be allowed to win next week: "Clinton and ISIS are funded by the same money"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Remember that SC couple who disappeared and someone was posting creepy messages on the guy's Facebook? Well they just found the girlfriend alive and chained up inside a storage container. Suspect in custody
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I have to stay on message. GolTrump: No. We have to talk about the lizard people. Jews. Trump: Focus. Believe in yourself and you can do anything. GolTrump: THE BLACKS. Trump: Keep it together, Donald
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White man assaults black youth with autism running in a school track meet, claiming to police the youth was going to attack his wife -- and gets no charges
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Somebody decided to crash two of Nissan's cheapest cars into each other to show why you should never buy the one made in Mexico
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(AP)
 
 
 
As Trump predicted, Iraqi forces have failed so bad in their assault, they've entered Mosul and have already re-taken the state TV building
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
We coulda overlooked that black guy you killed, but we gotta fire you for this gay sexual assault stuff, officer
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia's Assateague is receding. Well, it happens as you get older
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Darrell "Investigate ALL the things, Impeach ALL the black presidents" Issa says he would have been happy to serve as an adviser to Hillary Clinton, "if only she'd asked"
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's lifetime of borderline criminality: sued more than 4,500 times for his business practices, extensive bilking of small businesses, deliberate tax evasions, and on-camera boasts of sexual assaults
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sixty-one percent of Americans say they would reject any ban on assault weapons in survey vehemently attacked as "ignorant and uninformed" by gun nuts, who point out there is no such thing as an assault weapon
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Craft a sentence using the words "fluctuate," "gigolo," "polliwog," "extravagant," "fibrous," "poltroon," "emasculate," "underslung," "writhe," "plantation," "odiferous," "elongated," "sassafras," "mediocre," and "plantagenet"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Eric Eric Eric Dossantos, brave as he can be, Eric Eric Eric Dossantos, wingsuits into a tree
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surely Julian Assange meeting in person with the editor-in-chief of Russia Today at the embassy for special projects is just a coincidence and not at all a sign that Wikileaks is working with the Russian government
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're vandalizing somebody's home you're really leaving a mixed message by scrawling both 'KKK' and the Star of David on a wall
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Demonic melted wax Madame Tussauds statue and alt right lich queen Ann "Vlaakith" Coulter says "every ethnic group except whites bloc-votes for the Democrats; the Democrats have brought in 40 million nonwhite immigrants" to marginalize whites
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