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156 headlines found matching 'SSA'
Fri January 23, 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Locals of a beautiful Argentinian town that is trying to get tourism decided to assault and beat 10 Israeli tourists while yelling "F-ing Jew" at them. Yup that should help boost tourism
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Wed January 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg set an example for how best to listen to the State of the Union message -- she took a nap
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Tue January 20, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ignored in the "war against terrorism" is Barack Obama's global assassination campaign targeting people suspected of perhaps intending to harm us some day, and any unfortunates who happen to be nearby
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Mon January 19, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New study discovers that living near trees means you'll need fewer antidepressants because you'll be too busy raking leaves to be bummed out with life
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(52)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo printing 7 million copies of Boobies-massacre issue
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Sun January 18, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Madman/would-be-assassin who clearly lacks ambition fires several shots at the VICE president's house
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Fri January 16, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"The defense attorney for a man accused of a bizarre sexual assault in a Big Lots bathroom said the attack - and the pink Barbie costume he wore during the assault - were brought on by the use of drugs"
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(28)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: No no no, not the comfy Darrell Issa treatment over my Consumer Financial Protection Bureau *flutters eyelashes*
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a dream come true for lawyers, grammar nazis, helicopter parents, and sweaty 13-year-olds: A middle-school teacher gives her students an essay assignment: "Describe how you'd kill me, using at least 3 gerunds, 3 infinitives, and 3 participles"
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Wed January 14, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reality: Banks can't play Russian roulette with your money. Jamie Dimon: Banks are "under assault"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kurt Busch claims his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Normally, being arrested for domestic assault would be terrible news for a mayoral candidate. Of course, in this case, it took the "arrested for threatening a man with an AR-15 rifle in a park" out of the news cycle. Mostly
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Okay, YOU spend five years straight listening to him sob and ramble about Obama and the Tea Party after eight whiskey sours and we'll see if YOU don't start hearing messages from Satan on YOUR car stereo
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Tue January 13, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google assassinates a democratically-elected legal opponent
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(47)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Tranquil Balance)
 
 
 
Farker just opened a massage and wellness clinic. If you're in the COS area, book online and mention Farkus for a discount
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For once Sweden's Gavle Goat made it through a holiday season without getting torched by arsons, assaulted by drunks, or being run over by a Volvo
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(28)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
By identical 14-7 votes, the Newton, Massachusetts Board of Aldermen decided to keep a River Street property in the Business 1 zoning district and eliminate nuclear weapons within five years
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before...George Zimmerman arrested on aggravated assault ch
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(506)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert's breasts reduced by half-pint
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US military commissaries overseas facing critical food shortages. Easy, just feed dependent wives, kids MREs. Problem solved
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Thu January 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Bible scholars claim apostle Judas might have been member of anti-Roman 'Sicarii' assassin order. People's Front of Judea, Judean Popular People's Front and Popular Front of Judea split over how to comment
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Respected Egyptian TV analyst claims that TV commercials are created by Freemasons sending subliminal messages about their zionist masters secret plot to control the world. In other news, someone made Alex Jones seem sane
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Republican nutjob Phyllis Schlafly says the reason there are so many sexual assaults on college campuses is that "colleges admit too many women"
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Tue January 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That South Carolina man who savagely beat his uncle after he found the man sexually assaulting his girlfriend? He won't be charged with a crime
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Mon January 05, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's two year tenure as a Yahoo CEO may be coming to an end soon. Oh, and Yahoo's top investors want her gone too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jury selection for Boston Marathon trial begins today, so congrats if you're one of the 1200 Massachusetts residents that the Feds think have been living under a rock for the last year and a half
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Sun January 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're a resident of Massachusetts, you can now use your Air Jordans in lieu of bail money
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Sat January 03, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
As of January 1st, the income tax in Massachusetts dropped due to hitting a series of triggers. The state minimum wage also increased. This is both good news and bad news depending on who you talk to and which one you're referring to
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Fri January 02, 2015
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-Ready headline: "Man faces assault charges in Ho Hum Motel incident." Subby always stays at the Meh-Hotel, where they always leave the ice machine unlocked
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Thu January 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently thinking it's still the 1950s, the hosts of Fox & Friends started the New Year by telling women that they should "cater" to their man by stroking his ego, cooking him meals, and massaging his feet
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Tue December 30, 2014
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Reuters tries to correct wire article about politician "John Bush," is rebuffed by their own editors in India who correctly point out that the man's full name is John Ellis Jeb Bush and thus no correction is necessary. Sticklers
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Mon December 29, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man arrested for domestic assault after choking his wife with a roll of wrapping paper on Christmas. You never have these sorts of problems on Festivus
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Sun December 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
People under 40 don't have the skills necessary to fix anything
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa (R-CA) issues his committee's long-awaited report on the so-called IRS Scandal. Guess why you're not hearing about it on Fox News and AM radio. Go on, guess
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Wed December 24, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Where's the best place to play football in December? The Bahamas Bowl in Nassau or the Hawai'i Bowl in Honolulu? Central Michigan vs Western Kentucky kicks off Noon ET, followed by Fresno State vs Rice at 8pm, both on ESPN
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Sun December 21, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Senate President's 27 year old boyfriend keeps boasting about how much influence he has over state government, so his employer exiles him to a place more accustomed to embarrassing public spectacles
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Fri December 19, 2014
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for assault with a pickaxe. Best mugshot you'll see all week
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Rajon Rondo to Dallas deal was sealed by Mark Cuban backstage at the finale of "The Colbert Report" sitting next to Keith Olbermann, Jeff Daniels, Sam Waterson, and UN Ambassador Samantha Power
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Thu December 18, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
How bad does your fraudulent pharmacy operation suck if you can't even spell the fake names right? Bonus Massachusetts identifier: cheap beer names used
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Judge who overturned state's gay marriage ban continues assault on marriage with state's first gay divorce
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
"A pair of Nissan 370Zs have set a new Guinness World Record for the longest ever twin-vehicle drift"
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(24)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Nassau County legislature unanimously votes to eliminate speed cameras six months after unanimously voting to use them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At least 20 killed, others taken hostage in Taliban assault on school in Peshawar in Pakistan
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Mon December 15, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Baby born at 10:11 12-13-14. This is the last "sequential date" that will be possible this century
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: When you reach the age where you're starting to forget things, it doesn't necessarily mean you're suffering a decline in your cognitive abilities
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(18)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy may not necessarily owe tax money to Philadelphia, but he can't challenge it in court. Fark: City officials admit they routinely send out completely fabricated tax bills
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(33)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese revolutionize boob enlargement with creepy purple massage tool. Tentacle attachment coming soon
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(9)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the passage of the Cromnibus bill, a disappointed Hannity slams Bohner with the harshest indictment imaginable: "Democratic Party-lite"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The reason Scott Stapp's wife wanted him put on a psychiatric hold? He threatened to assassinate President Obama. And they caught it on tape
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man acquitted of assault charges over bad haircut. Apparently, the judge saw the haircut and just nodded
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(17)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The hater's guide to the 2014 Williams-Sonoma catalog. "$40 croissants? I have to fry them myself? FARK YOU, WILLIAMS-SONOMA"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
He didn't assault or verbally abuse anyone. But he did something so gross he's been banned from Queensland Rail for life
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Tue December 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa gets right to the point while questioning Jonathan Gruber: "Are you stupid?"
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Why the prequels are better than you think: more sci-fi swordfights than a Cassavetes film. Checkmate, haters
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(134)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Introducing the newest school in the University of Massachusetts system: UMass Kuwait
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(15)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
To all the middle aged men at 45 buying a Harley, a trophy wife and a bottle of Rogaine, KNOCK IT OFF. This message brought to you by your local hospital emergency workers
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Sun December 07, 2014
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Brockton, Massachusetts is the city of (a) criminals, (b) champions, (c) idiots on their phones who walk in front of cars at night wearing dark clothes
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"In the old days spoilers would kill a show. These days, spoilers can actually end up recruiting for the show. They send you a message that it's really good - that people really care about it and that you might want to watch it too"
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(50)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Korea flexes their vice-like grip on reality by warning Sony if they haven't learned their lesson after being hacked and still release the movie, Best Korea will be forced to hire Predators and Aliens to assassinate Sony employees
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(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts joins the rest of America and allows gas nozzles to latch in the on position
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Buttons with extra holes let you spell out messages on your clothing - if that's something you'd want to do
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman faces 'assault with muffin' charges after drive-thru screws up her order (pics)
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(43)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Detectives bust massage parlor prostitution ring, say they had to check dozens of times, sometimes three or four times a day, to make sure something illegal was happening there
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(45)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The cannoli croissant donut. It's...it's glorious
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(31)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Police in central Florida say a man faces domestic battery charges after assaulting a woman during a discussion about anger management classes
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(17)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The long-delayed and entirely unnecessary Crow reboot has found itself a director
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(22)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
On the 22nd anniversary of the first text, here are nine of the most famous text messages
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man charged with simple domestic assault for attacking wife with McChicken sandwich, would have been charged with aggravated assault had he made her eat it
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(33)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Woman assaults a television with a can of beans. Why yes, drugs were involved
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama's new Ambassador to Hungary has all the qualifications for the job like not speaking Hungarian, no diplomatic experience, producing TV Soaps, raising $2.1 million for Obama's reelection, etc
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Facing $330 million budget shortfall, Massachusetts lawmakers want to hold first emergency session in decades to raise state workers' pay before a Republican takes over as governor
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Sat November 29, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Assad's Syrian Air Force (who US is against) and USAF bomb the Syrian city of Raqqa. Confused at this turn of events, Syrian government and US trade insults. Citizens of Raqqa unamused
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(73)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
13-year-old snowflake is arrested and charged with making terroristic threats and fifth-degree assault after making a list of people he wants to kill and showing it to a fellow classmate
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Thu November 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not Thanksgiving without Arlo Guthrie and the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre." Here he is performing at Farm Aid 2005
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(57)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans are three times as effective at spreading their message
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(79)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Kung Fu Saloon employee charged with assault. I wish I made up that headline
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch this adorable miniature monkey enjoy a relaxing toothbrush massage. It'll cheer up your day
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(3)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Massachusetts town: We shall speak no more of this "Christmas vacation"
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(121)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The 13 questions that go through everyone's head when they have a massage
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(20)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"It's been fifty years since JFK was assassinated. We must re-investigate the crime," claims journalist who somehow has missed the past fifty years of investigations
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Thu November 20, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, grand theft and more after trying to run down an officer in the Kohl's parking lot
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(10)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photo essay of men with their sex dolls manages to be simultaneously creepy and . . . well, I guess it's just creepy (Not safe for work)
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(307)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You're Pope Francis. People around the world give you gifts you find extravagant and completely unnecessary. What do you do with them? You hold a giant raffle and donate all of the proceeds to charity because you're the boss
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the message from voters in the midterms: "About 64 percent of the American people rejected the two-party system. They rejected Washington as it now functioned"
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(124)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The obvious message is don't drive your plane down the street
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(17)
 
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Ever dream about ramming your car into anybody who gave you trouble? A Massachusetts woman has been living the dream
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you give a massage to a lion as part of lion therapy, you will automatically be considered a brave person
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(7)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Universal confirms there will be an 8 Fast 8 Furious, a 9 Fast 9 Furious, and a 10 Fast 10 Furious. No word if 11 Fast 11 Furious will signal the necessary reboot
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(34)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after getting sexually aroused at a Massachusetts strip club. Imagine that
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why waking up in a morgue is not as unusual as you might think." This is not a Fark party thread. Necessarily
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(4)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man shot and killed while traveling on safe passage route
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(25)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Professional athlete known throughout the world for violence complains after being arrested for assault: "They're treating me like a criminal." Somebody call the whambulance
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(25)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "Masque Attack" may allow cybercriminals to install malware on unjailbroken iPhones and iPads with just a text message or email. 95% of iOS devices may be vulnerable
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Korean hipster uses Japanese sword to make haircuts unnecessarily dangerous
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you think it was a bit weird that Vanessa Mae, a 35-year-old violinist with almost no competition skiing experience, was able to qualify for the Winter Olympics? So did the IOC
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(50)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What's that? Oh, nothing. Israel just quietly assassinated five Iranian nuclear scientists in Damascus. Move along, nothing to see here
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(364)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa tweets photos of war criminals, Nazis, Timothy McVeigh while honoring vets
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(109)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dolores O'Riordan arrested for assaulting a flight attendant, worries her arrest record will linger
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(65)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Oil giant Kinder Morgan claims activists making faces constitutes 'assault' and they should get millions of dollars because of it
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(65)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biblical scholars in new book allege that Jesus had deep ties to some Romans, wed Mary Magdalene and fathered two children, and that they were all targeted by assassins at various times. Sounds legit, someone should make a movie from it
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(94)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston, not content with improper benefits and sexual assault, expands his criminal empire into point shaving, allegedly
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(60)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
That business plan of "copy Nancy Botwin from Weeds" might need some work if Massachusetts State Troopers raid your house and find a literal ton of unsold weed
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(11)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi sends heartwarming message to autistic child who just lost his nanny. I know autistic children have problems with eye contact, I wonder how they feel about attack eyebrows?
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
British police foil plot to assassinate the Queen. Authorities are questioning Reggie Jackson as we speak
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(54)
 
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Star Wars message board fan Queen Gimmedala nonchalantly announced the name of Episode VII back in December 2012
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Fri November 07, 2014
(Some Goon)
 
 
 
Five NHL games tonight and it all starts with the Battle To The Bottom. Can the Oilers score two own goals? Should the Sabres just send their Ice Girls to play? Bring your anti-depressants and paper bag hats, it all starts at 7PM est
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(51)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"You know what, I'm sorry, that is inspiring,...To see two long-term rivals come together, after an election, and unite around a shared message of disingenuous horseshiat"
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama decided to bypass all that messy ambassador stuff and transparency and became pen pals with Iran's Khameini
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(49)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
University decides that the best way to curb sexual assaults on campus is to make all fraternities co-ed
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that melting sea ice is opening up the fabled Northwest Passage, it was only a matter of time before cruise ships start touring there
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Wed November 05, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
How hard is it for a Republican to get elected in the libby lib state of Massachusetts? Not that hard if your opponent is Martha Coakley
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Mon November 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Obama's America: Where a white man can't threaten to massacre federal agents without being labeled a terrorist
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Sun November 02, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Amazon shares the most-beloved, most-favorited passages in books. You've got Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, and the Holy Bible. Apparently, no one reads non-fiction on e-readers
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(39)
 
(Sports Mole (UK))
 
 
 
28-yr old Swiss footballer banned 50 years (until June 5, 2064) for assaulting a referee. But with Daylight Savings Time kicking in, it will be a tiny bit shorter
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Realizing that it's going to be difficult making ends meet on a $75 million inheritance, Melissa Rivers begins multi-million dollar malpractice lawsuit
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Mon October 27, 2014
(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
How tough is it for a Republican to win a Congressional race in Massachusetts? So tough even an openly gay, married, pro-choice Republican is having difficulty beating a war vet
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's safe to say that we all dislike Simon Cowell to some extent, but this woman hates him so much she had to be prescribed anti-depressants to be able to even look at a picture of his smug, stupid face
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Sat October 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Atheists plan respectful protest of churches handing out literature in schools. Just kidding, they're going to distribute pictures of a Bible sexually assaulting a woman
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Geologists say "colossal" volcanic eruption could destroy most of Japan in the next 100 years. Japan: "Meh, what else is new"
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(54)
 
(Progress Queens)
 
 
 
Rest assured that NYPD took all necessary precautions investigating Dr. Craig Spencer's apartment by wearing gloves and masks... which they promptly threw away in a sidewalk public garbage can (with pic)
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(83)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Bronco threatened and assaulted a cab driver, stole a shovel from a construction site so he could whack the cab driver, fled the scene and tried to hide from cop by trying to bury himself under mulch. Now FORMER Bronco
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall clear the air via text message after the Bears locker room fight
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(18)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Today's story on government waste is brought to you by Senator Tom Coburn, who wants to know why taxpayers are paying for rabbit massages and teaching primates how to gamble
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(129)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Etchings found on haunting seven-faced Shigir Idol, the world's oldest known wooden statue, could 'could hold a message to modern man', like "You guys got those flying cars yet?" or 'Never order food in a strip joint'
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Tue October 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MMA Fighter with Down Syndrome prepares for first fight, will be facing a fighter called "The Cerebral Assassin." Sometimes, the jokes write themselves
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Brothers Chaps bring us a message of Halloween Safety
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
It looks like you're having a heart attack. Would you like to • Park your car, call an ambulance and notify your doctor? • Update your will and leave a message for your loved ones? • Lie there behind the wheel and die like a dog?
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Sun October 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman's cue card guy fired for assaulting bossy staff writer. Cue cards: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(40)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Snapchat: We interrupt your recent updates to bring you a message from our sponsor
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(14)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Ambassador calls ISIS "an American myth" s apparently those armed guys occupying half his country are just over exuberant tourists or rowdy frat boys or something
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Thu October 16, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
"Bro-tox" is now thing among aging bros. Come join the "Menaissance," bro
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
If you've always equated "fire-breathing" with "unnecessarily and insanely dangerous," Ohio lady just proved you right
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(36)
 
(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
Julian Assange set to release a Wikileaks clothing line from the Ecuadorian embassy he's been hiding in
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(60)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nissan recalls 200,000 Altimas because hoods are only supposed to fly open in cartoons
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(5)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
After assaulting a man and killing his dog a drug dealer hides from police in his mother's basement. Fark: For seventeen years
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Isn't it about time one of WWII's most infamous statues celebrating sexual assault come down like the statue of Lenin or Saddam?
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Wed October 08, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Melissa Joan Hart locks her keys in the car, along with her toddler. But don't worry, she can explain it all
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(73)
 
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Developers of new Assassin's Creed Unity game say it took them six million lines of code just to get the 'crouching' part right
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Timeline of how two Florida universities handled sexual assault charges against their quarterbacks (Some content Not safe for work)
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ten awful, unnecessary direct-to-video franchises
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(39)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Will links Ebola fears to Common Core, sexual assault probes, and green light bulbs because of course he would
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(157)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
That patient who was "cured" of Ebola in Omaha? Yeah, he's back in isolation in Massachusetts. So everybody...remain calm and try not to touch any bodily fluids that aren't your own
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite all the commotion and press about the new Tesla, Nissan's Leaf outsells it
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(50)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: Issa calls for investigation of SS failures
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(70)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
I know you're about to be sentenced for assault, resisting an officer and a few other felonies.. but how about you go stretch your legs for a bit, first?
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service wanted to be more like 'Disney World' by being more inclusive, friendlier, and making potential presidential assassins wait hours in line
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(46)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Recently convicted dog rapist back in jail for sexually assaulting a (human) friend while she slept
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(47)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with this list of six things you never knew about the iconic film
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(28)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When the cops have raided your massage parlor for the eighth time since 2002, there's just not going to be a happy ending
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(43)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
You invite a man into your home and then get a recorded message from the police about a dangerous fugitive in the area. What do you do?
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Tue September 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Showing the fundamental flaw in homeschooling, clown-car spawn Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on the theory of evolution and the fossil record "proves" the Great Flood- and she knows, because she went to the Creation Museum and learned about it
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(186)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oklahoma beheader charged with murder and assault. It's a terrible story "any way you slice it," as a CNN anchor repeatedly said during his report
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(76)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's been 50 years since the Warren Report on the assassination of JFK was released and it's still seen as the best work of group fiction since the King James Bible
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(197)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
West Ham player fined for assaulting pig
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(13)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama: Yes, my airstrikes against the terrorist group I ignored despite warnings are helping Assad stay in power. Can we talk about Benghazi now, please?
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
And in sports, the Australian Rules Football Grand Final was last night, featuring a dominant 63-point win of the Hawthorn Hawks over the Sydney Swans, and a drunk, naked fan assaulting police. Sorry, drunk, naked FEMALE fan assaulting police
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(15)
 

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