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Fri February 23, 2018
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I'd splurge the full $30
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
A former FBI agent and father to one of the survivors of the Parkland massacre is quite displeased to learn Donnie Jr. and the right wing media think his son is a crisis actor
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Tue February 20, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia upgrades 'maybe a few Russian volunteers were killed' to 'maybe a few dozen,' at a rate set to reach 'Okay, we admit it, 200 Spetsnaz special ops soldiers got themselves asploded' somewhere in 2024
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Someone is cosplaying my Oliver Queen visits New Orleans fan fic
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create human-sheep hybrids so that organs may be grown in sheep, then transplanted into humans, which will be great for humanity but baa-aaa-aad for sheep-kind
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Almost every single complaint about NBC Olympics coverage was on display during the Women's Super-G event
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hasbro says "No more, bro" to Baysplosions in their Transformers world. Announces full reboot of live action robots in disguise. Bumblebee to have the last word
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman who had heart transplant as a girl needs a second one as an adult. Brings same stuffed tiger to both operations for good luck
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Which raises the questions: Who is performing DIY fecal transplants? And just who would agree to participate?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Let's split the polar vortex, if you know what I mean. And I think you do
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Thu February 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some geeks restored a 1959 IBM 1401 and managed to get a Fortran compiler running on it. Come for the punch card stack. Stay for the cryptic red lights. No word on how long it took to compile the first pr0n image displayed on greenbar paper
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ex wants me to drop our kid from my insurance so she can get her new family on medicade. Ex has farked me at every turn, won't let me see my daughter and even proudly displays my stuff in her home. I don't have beef with the new family, should I help
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Let's see how "Christians" conservasplian kicking it the dreamers... Oh my
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Mon February 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Trumpy team finds a way to PRsplain "The president will spout crazy derp at rallies", the tax cuts evidently won't pay for themselves, and Big Bird might be in trouble again. MSNBC, Manic Monday, 8pm EST, bring a helmet
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Krang throws a dress and a wig on the exosuit in preparation to throw the press corps through the shredder. Can the press get down to the truth or will our institutions splinter even more? Find out when the pizza party starts at 2ish PM EST. Sai
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Why do governments ignore scientific advice on drugs? Here's an article that presents three plausible arguments as to why. Spliffy tag MIA
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The System Source Software Museum runs classic software in your web browser. Re-live the fun of low-res graphics, low-res sound and monochrome displays
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct "Cheddar Man," the first modern Briton; plan to display him at the county fair
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mansplainception
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Crazy-ass flat-Earther fails to splat Earth again
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
High school senior donates kidney to her grandfather after she turns 18. "Watching papa just be on the transplant list for the past six years has been super hard. We've always been really close"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines are intentionally splitting up families to get them to pay extra to be reunited
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This is Us has a disturbing fetish for killing off the father character that borders on the psychopathy displayed by The Walking Dead
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When a crystal is split in two, there are millions of volts that scientists call the "polar catastrophe"
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Thu February 01, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Two Utah zoo orangutans make their picks for the Superb Owl. Are evenly split on the two teams. Didn't anyone tell them that only one team has opposable thumbs?
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Eagles fan "fansplains" their douchebaggery linked to working-class roots, saliva build-up
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People with Alzheimer's can display disrupted circadian rhythm decades before memory issues. Unknown if Alzheimer's causes sleep problems or sleep problems cause Alzheimer's. Either way, if you're over 35 and post on TFD at 2 AM, you're hosed
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop an award to celebrate Yammering_Splat_Vector's 1000th contest win
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Fri January 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"An accused heroin dealer is being forced to wear a 'spit shield' at the defendants' table - because he has a history of splattering his attorneys with saliva during court appearances" (with pic)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Some outfits are designed to feminize a man's appearance, as homosexuals try to do, especially displaying the buttocks and genitals" OH MY
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's brother mansplains why he names his kids after beer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida schools could be forced to display 'In God we Trust' under new bill, because apparently the ACLU and the Supreme Court haven't been seeing each other enough lately
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I aspire to achieve the level of pettiness that this White House voicemail displays
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Why do straight men have sex with dudes? Psychologist interviews 19 rural men who've had bud-sex, says it's not a display of power dynamics while in prison, a gang, or a frat, but a reinforcement of rural masculinity, e.g. "helpin' a buddy out"
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
65" gone, just like the Saints' season. #WhoSplat
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Display honoring the wreck of the SS Princess Sophia, the Titanic of the West Coast, goes on exhibit at The Maritime Museum of BC, in Victoria - a little known wreck in 1918 that had significant economic implications for the far northwest
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Let me GOPsplain why Trump's tax cut is awesome
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spectacles on display
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Sat January 06, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your miniature horse, Florida authorities would really like a word with you
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You're not truly a bourbon aficionado unless you're adding a splash of $10 water that's bottled from a Kentucky limestone aquifer
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cosplayers
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Doug Jones to become only Democratic senator with a black chief of staff. Roy Moore supporters' heads continue to assplode
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
For the geek who just has to have the latest and greatest: behold the world's first 88-inch 8K OLED display television set. No price information available, but as the old saying goes, if you have to ask
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Women are instinctively attracted to loud-mouthed mansplainers say evolutionary theorists. My wife says keep it up and I'll earn a Darwin Award
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Fri December 29, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Mother of five and her "best friend" agree to split winning lottery ticket. Days later, mother of five sees "best friend" in press with $300,000 lotto check. Mother of five needs new best friend
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Thu December 28, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bama court tells Moore to go home and fetch his f***ing shinebox, the Middle East is getting 'splodey again, and Mueller continues digging, much to the terror of the RNC. MSNBC Primetime, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin @ 8pm EST
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
NY Mag reporter decides to follow up a bit on that splashy New York Times "OMG PENTAGON SPACE ALIENS." Spoiler alert: It's grifters all the way down
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese banana has edible skin; bunches of people split as to whether that's appealing
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, Christmas is finally here, and you know what that means. Yes, Easter egg displays in stores
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Someone has spent almost a decade analyzing Bob Dylan's Xmas lights on his Malibu home, here is his analysis of his 2017 display. The restraining order will be announced tomorrow
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that live production of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' coming to NBC on Easter and featuring Alice Cooper? Well they just cast John Legend as Jesus. In other news, Baptist heads in Deep South begin to assplode
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Tue December 19, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
GOP: "Corporate tax cuts to grow economy, GDP totes magotes asplotes." Corporations: "Well, no. We're going to do stock buybacks. Thanks though." GOP: "LALALALA CAN'T HEAR U OVER STUNNING GROWTH ESTIMATES MAKING BOOMY NOISES"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to promote a water filter bottle by drinking water straight from a river next to a sewage outlet make sure you're not using a display machine that hasn't got a filter in it
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
More than half of all adults eat food off the floor. Which shows we are still split as a nation when it comes to recognizing the use of the five second rule
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obviously outdoing Iran's presentation of a captured US drone, Nikki Haley displays what could be a captured Iranian missile used in Yemen
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Keaton Jones Update; bullied boy has facial scar because he was born with cranio-facial tumor. In a touching move, Keaton's dad shaved his own head as a display of support for his fellow neo-Nazis
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Sun December 10, 2017
(5 Reasons Why)
 
 
 
Cracked.com has fractured, splitting off editors and staff
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Wed December 06, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans home decorates for Christmas by putting up large display of Rudolph's carcass being roasted over a fire
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Tue December 05, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Those holiday laser light displays you have surrounding your home blind the fark out of pilots
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher had a box of "Booty-Os" cereal proudly displayed in her kitchen
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Mon December 04, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Vandal who damaged a popular Christmas lights display in New Jersey town turns out to be a ballsy squirrel. Drew Curtis named as person of interest
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Sat December 02, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Man goes completely overboard with Christmas display, feels "religiously persecuted" when the HOA tells him to knock it off so he takes them to court
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
It's estimated that $30 billion worth of Bitcoins have been lost for eternity due to lost or misplaced digital wallets
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
War On Christmas 2017: Super Xtian Corey Lewandowski appears on Fox and Friends to complain about the incorrect display of a Pagan holiday symbol
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Tue November 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day when the splash screen for Incognito Mode gets its own article. Apparently, the Sun was there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're an Evangelical Christian whose wall proudly displays that fragment of the Dead Sea Scrolls that you bought, you just may have been duped (again)
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Mon November 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mothers angered after suggestion that little kids shouldn't be playing with $1,300 display makeup booths. What normal day to day activities have you had ruined by parents just tossing their little angels everywhere?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Some Cat Woman)
 
 
 
Photoshop this purrfectly good cosplayer
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
No, there has not been a successful human head transplant. Seriously. We mean it. Here comes the (popular) science
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Wed November 15, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For 30 years a family has entertained their neighborhood with an extravagant, over-the-top, elaborate Christmas light display. But all it takes is one a-hole moving in down the block to pull the plug on that tradition
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mountain 'sploding
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ontario passes idiotic pot regulations. New Brunswick: hold my spliff and watch this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's Senate office to display the Nine Commandments
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Omarosa thought that a perk of being a White House staffer was you could drop by unannounced and have a killer backdrop for your wedding party photos. A displeased Secret Service quickly disabused her of that notion, however
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actors share their rudest audiences, from the guy that jumped on stage to charge his phone on a fake outlet in the set to the bored girls talking selfies. Discussion time: What was the rudest display you ever seen at an audience?
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Fri November 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Administration vows to continue taunting North Korea as long as CNN displaces news of the Mueller Investigation to cover it
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's Halloween, but some folks dress up all year long. Calling all Fark Cosplayers - show your costumes (and keep it safe for work)
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rapper Cardi B sued by male model whose image was used in raunchy album cover. He wants $5 million lickety-split
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
As sexy as she is, the world's greatest cosplayer's best work may be as men: Lestat, Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow (slideshow)
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