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Thu February 23, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artificially endowed couple split
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Keebler Elf and weekend Southern Dandy cosplayer AG Sessions girds his loins to do battle with Betsy DeVoucher over transgender protections in public schools
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man recovering from face transplant surgery pleased with result, although you'd never know it to look at him
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams confesses that he smoked a spliff at Buckingham Palace. What he neglects to mention is that the Queen has this gnarly throne-like bong that she passes around when she has musicians over
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last month, when no one was looking, McCain co-filed a Senate bill to split up the court that just blocked the Muslim ban
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
President Trumpy is out of his mind if he thinks he can split up BFF Russia and Iran.They're not getting out of bed with each other anytime soon
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nis/san pick/ups keep split/ting in half but they won't is/sue re/call
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Sun February 05, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
If a security firm is telling you that hackers can cause your building to 'splode, they may be lying to sell you shiat
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Split is still a hit, has a third weekend at #1 with $14 million while Rings proved the sequel no one wanted, thudding at #2 with $13 million. Hidden Figures was a solid #3 $10 million, xXx 3 plummeting to #10 with $3.4 million
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Thu February 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Security Week)
 
 
 
How do you do fellow Chrome user? It seems you do not have the font needed to properly display this page, so a font update should be installed immediately. For your great convenience we are sending you update.exe for you to run on your system
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Split takes the top spot at the box office for the second week with $25 million while A Dog's Purpose was a good boy at #2 with $18 million. The final Resident Evil film was DOA at #4 with $12 million, Unexpected hit La La Land is still chugging along at #5 with $11 million
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute *SPLOOSH* Yeah, that too
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
11-year-old bowls perfect game, you picked up a 7-10 split without dropping your beer
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump is going to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants for public display. The Nazi paper 'The Criminal Jew,' did the same, publishing photos of Jews who had committed crimes
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Science Committee displays his mastery of critical thinking skills by telling Americans that it is "better to get your news directly from the President. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth"
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(Parkersburg News and Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bus taking protestors to D.C. has mechanical problems, driver kindly leaves her Facebook open to the public displaying her intentions to fake mechanical problems
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Hairstylist in Pakistan lights his clients' heads on fire just to make their hair easier to comb. It's an impressive, but shocking display that has recently made him famous around the world
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
White House press secretary and Alternative Facts spokesperson is a Cosplay fan. Admit it, you want to see him as Pinkie Pie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway states Trump will release his taxes after previously stating he will not release his taxes, in stunning display of Alternative Tax Facts
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter says women's marchers are like Nazis, which is a remarkable display of projection for a being that can't see itself in a mirror
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider was a TV and movie star. Now, he is a noted historian. But when he tweets to explain what MLK would do to a guy who actually worked with MLK, his twitter feed explodes. Rob Schneider is ... The Whitesplainer
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Brewers pitcher Matt Garza mansplains why abstinence is the best form of birth control
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about what I'll put up next Christmas," says man whose Satanic display in a public park to combat the Jesus stuff drew criticism, applause
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once propositioned a preposition. He can split an infinitive . . . with an adverb. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Stay writing, my friends
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(US News)
 
 
 
You may find less drama within a sorority than among pro-Trump bikers, who have split in three bitterly divided factions ahead of the inauguration
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Sun January 01, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LA's popular holiday light display called Candy Cane Lane may go dark next year after being overrun with street vendors hawking junk. This is why we can't have nice things
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX teases pictures of its newest heavy fireworks display
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Wire: Ryan Reynolds Shoots Scene as Deadpool for 'Logan'. The Internet: SPLOOSH
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Tue December 27, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Baby goes on a transplant list and 40 minutes later there is a match, which is 14 years, 364 days and 20 minutes shorter than most people wait on the list
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this transplant
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Wed December 21, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Let me mansplain this for all you chickfused people out there: thousands of WOKE youtubers disliked this video, so MTV News deleted it
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Coach Kubiak on rumored locker room split: Totally false; the defense loves being on the field for 59 minutes every game
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watching flowers get transplanted mechanically is strangely hypnotic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with masters and Ph.D. students of both genders. I offered to walk a female candidate through a tough data set it took me hours to fathom. She accused me of mansplaining. I feel like I can no longer offer help. What do I do?"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta confirms split after finding Alaska in bed with Virgin
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll make my elaborate Christmas light display that looks like the America flag go dark when you pull the plug from my cold dead hands
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Video store chain (is that still a thing?) seeks your ideas on how to complete their display of 14,000 VHS 'Jerry Maguire' tapes, the best-selling non-Disney title of all time
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study shows rampant road building has split the Earth's land into 600,000 fragments, most of which are too tiny to support significant wildlife
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
My husband needs a liver transplant, we only have insurance because of Obamacare, and we voted for Trump. In our defense, we didn't realize that when Republicans promised to 'get rid of Obamacare' that they meant 'get rid of Obamacare'
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
So, let's unleash a bunch of cats on a Christmas display and see what happens. Sure, it's a commercial but still a great 1 minute of comedy
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Maybe if we buy this kid his own WiiU, he will stop coming into Best Buy to play our display model
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Canadian airline Wesjet releases annual video to tug at your heartstrings and make you believe for a split second that actual humans with compassion can run an airline
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ted "The Splendid Splinter" Williams wrote a column for The Boston Globe in 1962 to laud the pilot he was wingman for in the Korean War
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New York splurges for Chapman...which seems a little insensitive given what happened 36 years ago
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
@newtgingrich: "75 years ago the Japanese displayed professional brilliance and technological power launching surprises from Hawaii to the Philippines". Just wait to see how he describes 9/11
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman tells her new neighbor she moved to get away from the gheys. Neighbor responds with a fabulous Christmas light display
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Tue December 06, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
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Aussie Christmas light display celebrates everything Australian that can kill you and more
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea puts on display of firepower against its sworn enemy the Pacific Ocean as it vows revenge for UN sanctions
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
New survey reveals that 69% of Republicans wanted to kill Obamacare in October but now that its an actual possibility and not just tough talk that number has dropped to 52%. Are backbone transplants available through ACA coverage?
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
SPLC documents 867 hate crimes within 10 days of Trump's election, but I'm sure the two are unrelated
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As a Democrat who is writing this editorial about the recount for Fox News, I must say that I, a Democrat, am ashamed of Hillary Clinton for such a shamefully shameful display. Why won't she give Trump a fair chance? I, a Democrat, demand answers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is PMS real, or just something women made up to get pity and excuse rude behavior? A Slate writer mansplains
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Wed November 23, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One-armed cosplayer wants you to pay attention to her cool costumes for Catwoman, Deadpool and The Winter Soldier. "I get pretty excited when I come across a character who either loses an arm or wears a bionic hand"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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Fri November 18, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Xiaopang, educational robot displayed at Beijing tech fair, feels the rage and attacks visitor with broken glass, requiring stitches. In other news, the rise of the machines has begun, but is being tagged as accidental to avoid widespread panic
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Behold the cartographical splendor of Trump and Clinton's America... From the gaudy Las Vegas Harbor to the shining Alabama Gulf
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swedish union has set up a hotline for workers to report instances of "mansplaining". Actually, mansplaining is when you explain something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte's fiancee proudly displays her 2016 first and second place medals
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A new nationwide survey has found that men in their 20s are spending more on clothes, shoes and personal care than their female counterparts. Males in their 20s will splash an average of $493 every month to look good. $103 more than women"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware of the blob, it creeps / And leaps and glides and slides / Across the floor / Right through the door / And all around the wall / A splotch, a blotch / Be careful of the blob / *POP*
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime cosplay made from random items like doorstops, egg slicers, and trash cans
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(Hong Kong Standard)
 
 
 
A woman in Portland splashed laundry detergent on protesters last night. This is the first recorded use of the little known martial art of Tide-kwon-do
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
Ever notice that the yellow packets of Dunkin' Donuts sweetener look exactly like Splenda? Well, Splenda's parent company certainly has
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Thu November 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor shows up for the pre-fight press conference for UFC 205, displays the kind of grace and understated humility we've all come to expect
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Beware which marijuana laws you vote for; some aren't as spliffy as others
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Clinton cancels election night firework display. Could she know something about the coming results?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The finale for when the new president of the United States is announced will be brought to you by North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un and his famous fireworks display of missiles
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man takes photo of his life every 30 seconds during each waking moment, hasn't misplaced anything since: "One day he lost a notebook, so he went back through the photos and found where he had left it"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Volkswagen splits with historian they hired to chronicle company's connections with the Nazi Party during WWII. He may now be hiding in the attic of a building in Amsterdam and writing a diary
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will the Republican party split into two parties? If so, what will their names be?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Atheists petition against SPLC's ruling against atheists against Islamic extremists labeling them "anti-Islamic extremists," which makes the atheists anti-anti-anti-Islamic extremist extremists
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
When it comes to politics, evenhanded Fark will tell you about a man whose Trump sign was getting so many complaints he took it down...then he put up a jail cell display with Hillary inside it
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The odds of an Electoral College-popular vote split are now an increasingly real possibility
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Comic-Con finally joins the 21st century cosplay community and reverses policy, will now allow male cosplayers to dress as female characters
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