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27 headlines found matching 'SMU'
Thu August 17, 2017
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Poll by Rasmussen shows confidence in Trump at 53%. Wait, correction, make that by Pew Research. Libsplain this one away
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Apple is ditching fingerprint recognition on the iPhone 8, saying will instead rely on the unique smug in users' auras
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Tue August 15, 2017
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be worst summer movie season in 25 years. Makers of 'Baywatch', 'Ghost in the Shell', 'The Smurfs', and 'CHiPS' unavailable for comment
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40 Items every man over 40 should have. Toss in smug douche-ness and make that 41
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Aside from a smug sense of superiority and far too many hops, what does it mean to be a craft beer? Also, here are six craft beers to try this month
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Trump approval rating slips below 40% according to liberal shills at Rasmussen
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Protip: When smuggling liquid meth into the country, don't tell the border agents it's apple juice. And definitely don't drink it to prove your point. You might get methed up
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Wed July 26, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You smug, brash New Yorkers may not know this yet but you're probably going to save the Republican Party
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Now the story of a band of Jedis who lost everything, and the one smuggler who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's Arrested Rebellion
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two women caught at airport trying to smuggle 4kg of gold in their underwear. Au my
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Tue July 18, 2017
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
OK, so there are 17 reasons why Taylor Swift was smuggled out of her apartment in a giant suitcase? My guess is Paul Simon is somewhere nearby writing a song?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democratic NYC Councilman demonstrates that the GOP does not have the exclusive supply of smug, insensitive assholes,as he tells a crowd the rich have much harder lives than the poor and they are paid whatever they make because of their "capacity"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Note to airline gun smugglers: No matter how 'artfully' you conceal a handgun in your luggage, the TSA will find it
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Wed June 21, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The words "international gun smuggling scheme" and "Free library" don't often go together, unless that library straddles an international border
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss set to create new adaption of Dracula, which will be amazing for two episodes before descending into a sludge of smugness and overcomplicated plotting
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon to buy Whole Foods in order to deliver kale by drone into your smug, hipster face hole
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these smurfs
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump was so proud of his 48% approval rating in a Rasmussen poll that he tweeted a picture of it; but even those guys dropped him 4 points over the weekend to land him at 44%, so presumably they are "fake news" now
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Homing pigeon smuggling ecstasy pills caught by police after it was spotted flying at breakneck speed all night without stopping and also constantly going to illegal raves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
51 South Koreans arrested for smuggling two tons of gold nuggets worth £77 million in their rectums and private parts. Au, that's gotta hurt
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple 40% more valuable than Chicago, 300% more smug
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Sat May 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: smuggling millions of dollars of cocaine. New and tasty: smuggling millions of dollars of sea cucumbers
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A good lawyer will work tirelessly to free you from jail. A great lawyer will smuggle drugs in for you
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Drugs, Lionel Messi, AK47s, glock pistols, smugglers...sorry, it's Friday and I'm too tired to form a coherent headline. Just read the damn thing
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Wed May 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wait... I get to smuggle puppies AND I get a speedboat? Why was this never presented as a career option in high school?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan AG to curb meth 'smurfing.' Tweaky Smurf unavailable for comment
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Thu May 04, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you're smuggling so much booze into a 'dry' military base that planes are tipping over, you're either doing something very wrong or very right
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