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Headlines matching 'SAS'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Some Guy) Dumbass Kansas has just farked itself  (www2.ljworld.com) (370)


Sun May 27, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Come listen to a story about a man named John / A poor farmer, barely kept his family fed / Then one day he was growin' up some food / And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude / Oil that is, black gold, Kansas tea  (money.cnn.com) (36)


Wed May 23, 2012
(NewsBusters) Dumbass CNN: Obama only lost Arkansas and Kentucky because they aren't and never have been Democrat strongholds even though nearly every election since 1900 they went Democrat including 1996 and Obama beat Hillary there in 2008  (newsbusters.org) (120)
(STLToday) Asinine A year after the Joplin Tornado killed 160 people some are curious as to why the Missouri National Guard looted the city after the disaster but are told to go die in a tornado  (stltoday.com) (46)
(Hot Air) Unlikely AFL-CIO president beats a piñata with Gov. Nikki Haley's face on it. Thankfully in our post-Giffords assassination attempt era, the mainstream media is quick to report this and Democrats are distancing themselves them the union  (hotair.com) (71)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Democrat's Wisconsin recall fail not only a disaster for organized labor, it could put Mitt Romney in the White House. The bratwurst is still great though  (washingtonpost.com) (191)
(HitFix) Fail Men in Black 3 isn't a disaster, but will anyone remember it after Memorial Day weekend?  (hitfix.com) (55)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas: "Hello, Texas, I'm Sarah Palin"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (162)
(Some Guy) Followup The Fukushima nuclear plant disaster is dwarfed by earthquake in North-Italy. As many as 200,000 cheeses lost, region to smell like jockstrap for years  (thejakartapost.com) (41)


Fri May 18, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting ESPN releases memo on how to treat the 2012 election: "sarcasm, one-liners, perceived endorsements, attempts at humor or political criticism should be avoided." Sweet sassy molassy, BOO YAAA BOO YAA BOOYAA BOOOYAAAA  (frontrow.espn.go.com) (53)
(ESPN) Asinine Shaving your head may get you suspended from school, but it can get you Spurs tickets  (espn.go.com) (16)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Discover) Cool North American fish populations slowly crawling back from disaster. Let's see if we can get them to crawl towards the tartar sauce  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (45)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Recipe for disaster: Start digging underground parking lot AFTER you've finished constructing an apartment building and people have moved in (w/photos)  (dailymail.co.uk) (63)


Sun May 13, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary Lead Shrink on D.S.M. 4 says, "D.S.M. 5 promises to be a disaster that will medicalize normality, introduce Har Har Finks"  (nytimes.com) (178)


Sat May 12, 2012
(LJWorld) Asinine On its last day in session, Kansas legislature ignores trivial matters like the budget and redistricting to deal with apocalyptic threats posed by Sharia law and UN Agenda 21  (www2.ljworld.com) (142)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Some Wright-Thinker) Weird Cool: buying a Frank Lloyd Wright-designed house for one dollar. Difficulty: in exchange for having to label, disassemble and move it stick by stick to a new site to avoid demolition. Holy crap: in two weeks  (architizer.com) (94)


Thu May 10, 2012
(International Business Times UK) Followup Before he made a living cutting hair, Mr Vidal Sassoon was an anti-facist streetfighter  (ibtimes.co.uk) (125)
(ABC) Interesting A new drug, Truvada has been shown to 94% effective in preventing AIDS infections in healthy people - which is why AIDS prevention advocates fear it will be a disastrous to their efforts to prevent the spread of AIDS  (abcnews.go.com) (76)


Wed May 09, 2012
(LA Times) News Vidal Sassoon split, ends  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (134)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Sasha Baron Cohen's original target for the Ryan Seacrest ashes prank on the red carpet was George Clooney  (mega949.com) (23)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Gizmodo) Weird Assassin bug wears victims' corpses as camouflage-armor  (gizmodo.com) (40)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Boing Boing) Amusing Accidental or deliberate photoshop disaster? You be the judge  (boingboing.net) (40)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting If you ever want to know how bad things are after a natural disaster, call Waffle House. FEMA does  (foxnews.com) (49)


Mon April 30, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely There was a second gunman in the RFK assassination, behind the refrigerator  (cnn.com) (105)
(Guardian) Obvious This might shock you, but all those documents seized in the Osama bin Laden assassination show that OBL had close ties to al Qaeda and the Taliban. I know. Almost fell off my chair, too  (guardian.co.uk) (132)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Best place to enjoy a good book? A) Late night in bed. B) Sitting on the beach. C) Behind home plate at a Kansas City Royals game  (sports.yahoo.com) (24)


Wed April 25, 2012
(CNN) Strange Mexican drug cartel assassin lived in a wretched hive of scum and villainy: Sandusky, Ohio  (cnn.com) (36)


Tue April 24, 2012
(CNN) Fail Kansas City Royals lose 11 in a row; move up 4 spots in this weeks MLB Power Rankings  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (77)


Mon April 23, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Somebody slap me. Arkansas to hire John L. Smith as interim coach  (espn.go.com) (29)
(USA Today) Spiffy The disaster that is Obamacare will save Medicare beneficiaries $208 billion and Medicare itself $200 billion  (usatoday.com) (71)


Sun April 22, 2012
(NASCAR) Interesting Will Kasey Kahne turn his season around? Will Mark Martin tell everybody to get off his racetrack? Will the race be boring? Its the STP 400 from Kansas, 12:30PM ET on Fox  (nascar.com) (334)


Fri April 20, 2012
(The Daily Star) Scary At least one killed in Japan's latest disaster... RAMPAGING BEARS  (dailystar.com.lb) (49)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Media Matters) Scary The only thing more crazy than crazy at NRA conventions are the number of Obama assassination jokes -"which is another word for extreme, and in the gun context, possibly insane - interpretation of the Second Amendment"  (mediamatters.org) (302)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Interesting An important, well researched article on how America conducts its aerial wars and assassinations in secret, though it drones on for a bit  (rollingstone.com) (104)
(Daily Mail) Sick Today's HOT teacher that 'had sex with a student while her daughter slept in the same bed' comes to you from White Hall, Arkansas  (dailymail.co.uk) (110)


Sat April 14, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Bear Grylls is one literal guy, throws first pitch at Dodgers game and really brings the heat  (youtube.com) (33)
(Some Granny) Sad 73 yr old grandma who supplied 40% of the marijuana to Tulsa and parts of Arkansas, Kansas and Missouri arrested with 4 lbs of pot, 2 guns and $276,000 in cash  (thedaily.com) (149)


Wed April 11, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Mexican villagers concerned nearby clothing-optional swingers resort will hurt tourism - because the drug cartels, natural disasters and travel warning have just been working wonders  (myfoxdc.com) (29)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Arkansas ends its inappropriate relationship with Bobby Petrino  (sports.yahoo.com) (160)
(USA Today) Stupid "What's wrong with scoring in the offseason?" Arkansas fans hold rally for Petrino  (usatoday.com) (39)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Examiner) Asinine The Three Stooges are hosting WWE Monday Night Raw, because that's the best way to follow up the return of Brock Lesnar. Hopefully, Bret Hart will smack Will Sasso around again and tell him to quit pretending to be Curly. 9 PM on USA  (examiner.com) (lots)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy A website that warns beachgoers when raw sewage is being dumped into the sea has been given a water industry award. This calls for celebration, Baby Ruths for everyone  (thisisthewestcountry.co.uk) (27)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Kansas.com) Strange Kansas Supreme Court rules repeat dog molester won't have to register as a sex offender  (blogs.kansas.com) (89)


Mon April 02, 2012
(CBS Sports) Cool Kansas and Kentucky have combined for 10 titles, 20 title game appearances, and over 4100 victories between them - Cinderella they are not. It's your NCAA Men's Championship thread  (cbssports.com) (895)
(Some Guy) Stupid Kansas University National Champions t-shirts are already on sale on the school's online athletic store. Buy yours now before a bunch of poor kids in Africa get 'em for free  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (10)


Sat March 31, 2012
(MSNBC) Scary Kansas man buying lottery tickets: "I've got a better chance of getting struck by lightning." Mother Nature takes that bet  (msnbc.msn.com) (51)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Fox News) Unlikely Listen, your son died on a secret space station at the hands of a 7 foot tall assassin with metal teeth trying to save the world from a mad scientist's evil plot. What's so hard to understand about that?  (foxnews.com) (110)


Mon March 26, 2012
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Unlikely What happens when an openly gay Kansas City DJ visits the Westboro Baptist Church? If you said "Welcomes him with open arms and becomes best friends," you would be correct  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (117)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Kentucky takes on Baylor while North Carolina faces off against Kansas in the only day of March Madness that makes any sense. First tip-off at 2:20 EDT on CBS  (rivals.yahoo.com) (305)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Canada.com) Dumbass If you missed the story from Arkansas last week, Saskatchewan police would also like to remind you not to rid yourself of boredom by texting "I hid the body... now what?" to strangers  (canada.com) (57)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Sasquatch discovered in Florida, where he owes $1.3 million in liens on dilapidated home  (sun-sentinel.com) (62)
(Business News Daily) Dumbass Five fast food marketing disasters that will make you question if the ad agency suffered from assburgers  (businessnewsdaily.com) (57)


Thu March 15, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass As Kansas State's Angel Rodriguez went to the free throw line, Southern Mississippi's marching band chanted "Where's your green card?" In other news, Ole Miss is only the second most backward university in Mississippi   (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com) (64)


Wed March 14, 2012
(ESPN) Sad Good: Peyton Hillis will return to Cleveland in 2012. Fark: As a member of the Kansas City Chiefs  (espn.go.com) (75)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Republicans: look at all those states with Republican governors that show great job growth. the economy is really improving. Same Republicans: look at this disaster of an economy and the terrible state we are in under Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (164)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious New poll shows Romney now leads Obama 49-47 among registered voters, as Obama's ratings get flushed down the gas tank with his disastrous energy policy. Suck it, libs  (news.yahoo.com) (373)
(The American Interest) Fail Liberals have been running Detroit for decades. How's that working out for them? "It's hard to think of many social experiments that have more disastrously failed"   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (404)


Sun March 11, 2012
(LiveLeak) Sad Another amateur video of the Challenger disaster is found  (liveleak.com) (70)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Sick Kansas awash in Santorum  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (128)


Thu March 08, 2012
(NYPost) PSA Here's what you need to know about tomorrow's unemployment report, so you're not bamboozled by the government's efforts to cover for Obama's disastrous policies  (nypost.com) (265)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail Lindsay Lohan's disastrous SNL performance gets unanimous thumbs down from all media outlets. "This may be the first time Lindsay Lohan had trouble doing lines"  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup The "suspicious package" at Limbaugh house turned out to be some insane variation of the "Big Mouth Billy Bass" dealing with the Lincoln assassination that a dittohead thought would be a great business idea  (news.yahoo.com) (110)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick Kansas looks at the anti-abortion bills of Virginia and Alabama, and calls them "pansies"  (huffingtonpost.com) (337)
(CVG) Cool Assassin's Creed 3 cover image leaked, apparently will take place during Revolutionary war. Subby is back to the shower, since he's no longer clean down there  (computerandvideogames.com) (139)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Would-be Obama assassin tweets his prediction that he will not be arrested. Secret Service: Challenge accepted  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (110)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird "Traffic signals will have to be disassembled, power lines will have to be cut, and ramps built across medians, then everything will have to be reassembled before morning commuters hit the streets" for: (c) a rock  (y100.com) (107)
(Some Guy) Strange From the "I could have sworn he died a couple of years ago" file: Louis Farrakhan gives a fiery speech about the role of Muslims in such historical events as 9/11, Gadhaffi's fall, Obama's assassination, etc  (articles.chicagotribune.com) (76)


Mon February 27, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Russian TV reporting assassination plot against Putin foiled after the gunman failed to reach the needle inside the egg inside the duck inside the hare, buried in the iron chest under the green oak tree  (abcnews.go.com) (39)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Behold the most awesome name for a type of storm EVER. Ladies and gentlemen I give you... THE SASKATCHEWAN SCREAMER  (ouramazingplanet.com) (42)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail I have some bad news, are you sitting down? Your flight to Zimbabwe has been cancelled  (news.yahoo.com) (11)


Thu February 23, 2012
(CBS News) Interesting Like a task force taking down a crime family, federal prosecutors are slowly working up the corporate chain of command of Massey Energy with criminal indictments connected to the Big Branch mine disaster  (cbsnews.com) (81)


Wed February 22, 2012
(CBC) Survey Suggest a name for Regina Saskatchewan's new Lingerie Football League team  (cbc.ca) (141)


Tue February 21, 2012
(My Fox DC) Scary Kansas City Zoo turns gorilla exhibit into a petting zoo  (myfoxdc.com) (50)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Salon) Interesting Why we love looking at horrifying scenes of death and disaster  (salon.com) (75)


Wed February 15, 2012
(BBC) Followup Iranian Thai bombers captured. Mossad targets Bevel Lemelisk for assassination  (bbc.co.uk) (158)
(CTV) Sappy A puppy rescued from the back of a freezing truck by three hockey players in Saskatchewan has found a new home  (saskatoon.ctv.ca) (10)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic The man who ordered the assassination of an Iranian nuclear scientist by attaching a bomb to his car denounces the Iranian-backed "terrorists" who attached bombs to cars of his ambassadors in Georgia and India  (news.yahoo.com) (150)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool "The mining project gives Joe something to do during those long Saskatchewan winters" just about sums up this article  (autos.sympatico.ca) (13)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC San Diego) Dumbass Sports-talk host refers to ex-WNBA player as a 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a woman. "I cannot confirm for you that she has been a woman her entire life." Unemploymentarity ensues  (nbcsandiego.com) (56)


Mon February 06, 2012
(CSMonitor) Interesting Iran launches satellite to monitor natural disasters. Camera to be aimed 24/7 at Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  (csmonitor.com) (6)


Sun February 05, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Kansas City is being torn apart by a chocolate beer. Of course it is  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (87)


Sat February 04, 2012
(UPI) Asinine Today's story of incredibly excessive roaming charges comes to you from Saskatchewan, Canada  (upi.com) (26)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass The Republican rhetoric about the president is going to cause his assassination, according to Punxsatawnee Jackson  (wiod.com) (85)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Hero Last surviving member of original SAS dies at age 92, will be buried in a quiet ceremony together with his enormous brass balls  (mirror.co.uk) (51)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Misc Sasha Grey and Brittany Snow play a game of Would You Rather  (shocktillyoudrop.com) (107)
(BBC) Fail Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LA Times) Sad Massive car wreck looks like something out of a bad disaster movie  (latimes.com) (141)

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