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Sun July 17, 2016
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Banker gets hired to turn bank around, accuses the previous manager of fraud, withdraws suit, hires a Santeria priest to sacrifice an alligator in the conference room, get shot in his car, and--wait, back up one
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Irish economists baffled by 26 percent explosion in national GDP during 2015, wonder who could possibly have drunk THAT much Guinness. "There are so many transactions going on that nobody understands"
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man drowns himself into Pensacola Bay after police inform him he's still using Verizon. Can you hear me now?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not Just Saddam Hussein, here's a short list of other dictators and despots Trump has praised including Kim Jong Un, and the Chinese leaders who "showed strength" by massacring the "rioters" in Tienanmen Square
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FW: FW: Fw: Fw: FW: Fw: We must sacrifice the last dollar and drop of blood to rid us of that badge of slavery, and it must rest with England alone to say whether it is worth eternal war, for eternal it must be if she holds to the wrong
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Thu June 30, 2016
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Cinemark decided it would probably be great publicity to sue the victims of the Aurora massacre after Cinemark was declared not responsible for the shooting
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Female praying mantises have a habit of killing and eating their partners during sex, but a new study shows this sacrifice actually gives the males a distinct reproductive advantage
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(Google)
 
 
 
Anyone know where that great video of the nutsack squirrel and other FARK players is doing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"? LGN
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nobody can track down the millions of dollars Donald Trump claims he donated to charity. Mossack Fonseca unavailable for comment
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Group of skinheads that got all stabby in Sacramento over the weekend plan on attending the GOP convention. Guess which candidate they support. Go on, guess
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
John Cusack turns 50 yet kickboxing still the sport of the future
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The State)
 
 
 
Hee Haw salutes Turbeville, South Carolina, population 804 - SAAAA-LUTE. And remember, Turbeville spelled backwards is "outrageous farking speed trap where they'll fine you $500 for having Massachusetts plates"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
FL prosecutor wonders why his crazy online rants about crack hoes and calling Orlando a "melting pot of 3rd world miscreants and ghetto thugs" in light of of the massacre isn't considered protected speech
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs changes its hiring process, will now search more diverse universities for smug, entitled douchebags with an aversion to business ethics to join their team
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Firm that owns a building housing a Baptist church whose pastor called for God to finish off the Orlando massacre victims and thanked him for Omar Mateen orders the church to go be bigoted elsewhere. Tag is for the firm taking a stand against bigotry
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this corner, Sacramento mayor and former NBA star Kevin Johnson, and in the other corner, a college wrestler. DING DING
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Not that it's news to those paying attention, but the guy who led the filibuster for more gun restrictions admits that his plans would have done fark all to stop the massacre in Orlando
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman decides to drive through a funeral procession for one of the Orlando massacre victims, winds up crashing her car and just making things worse for everyone
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
To honor the French for their sacrifice during the first world war, EA and Dice are making them a DLC faction in Battlefield 1. And don't ask about the Russians
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panama Papers result in first arrest. Of Mossack Fonseca employee
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott is hissing mad that Obama hasn't called him since the Orlando massacre
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Pete Sessions, asked if he still backed anti-gay legislation in wake of Orlando massacre, says no because it wasn't a gay club; it was a "young person's club"
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Pourrait être le français langue la plus parlée en 2050? Sacre Bleu
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that Goldman Sachs took advantage of an "unsophisticated investor" to make "eye-watering profits" at the expense of the client who lost more than $1 billion. Difficulty: The plaintiff is the nation of Libya
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Imam praises Orlando nightclub attack to worshippers at Sacramento mosque. I'm sorry, replace "Imam" with "pastor" and "mosque" with "Baptist church"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And so it begins - infowars published an article claiming the Orlando massacre was a 'false flag' attack from the Gay Agenda
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Six bizarre martial arts you probably never heard of. Absent is "Dow," used by Demi Moore to defend John Cusack in 1986's "One Crazy Summer"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After Orlando massacre, Trump says we can't afford to be politically correct anymore. So, for Trump, all his racist talk so far has been "politically correct" and now he's gonna get really racist
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In other weekend massacre news, man kills his entire family in New Mexico. Can't wait to see Trump's tweet about this one
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Sun June 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After checking the replay, CBS sacks NFL rules analyst Mike Carey
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Massachusetts nightclub owner found 23 years later buried behind Rhode Island mill. It was one of those rare suicides followed by self-burial. So, move along, nothing to see here
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Sun June 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The original stars and new cast members of the Ghostbusters movies are to unite on Jimmy Kimmel Live, leading some to predict a disaster of biblical proportions: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren delivers verbal beatdown on Trump that will surely twist the starched panties of Republicans ahead of the Massachusetts Democratic Convention
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Tue May 31, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump courting the Amish vote, under the hope that without TV or Internet they've never heard about what a sack of crap he is
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Mon May 30, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Standing guard with the unsung war heroes in US history: Vietnam Veterans. Let us never forget their sacrifice
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Fri May 27, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google reveals people in Massachewtits, no Massachuses, wait, Massachoosets, well, anyway, they have to google to figure out how to spell their own state name
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently realizing just how badly he'd get massacred debating someone who can actually shout louder than him, Trump is trying to weasel out the debate with Sanders his people agreed to
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Proof that Trump cooked the books on several financial deals in order to avoid paying taxes on $50 million in transactions. With scanned documents, photos of signatures, etc. Donald to deny in 3....2
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
Is the Lynnway in Lynn, Massachusetts the ugliest street in America? Surely Farkers have pictures of uglier streets to share
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cash is used in less than half of all transactions in the UK. Consumers in the U.S. are reminded that cash is that stuff they used to have in their pockets before 2008
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's the end of Goldman Sachs as we know it, and we feel fine
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the awesome NFL mom determined to stop her son's finances from being sacked
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian radio host believes that a gay man can't lead soldiers into battle, which shows she both misunderstands the role of Secretary of the Army and forgot the lesson of Epaminondas and the Sacred Band
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester United unexpectedly sack Louis van Gaal. No word on who will replace him
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, having sacrificed enough, Rip returns the team to 2016 where they can catch up with spoilers they missed. (CW 8ET)
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Wed May 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs predicts oil prices at $50 a barrel. Mostly because demand is back up, production is down and oil company executives are again shopping for new summer vacation homes
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Mon May 16, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like the shirt your teen daughter is wearing doesn't mean you need to sacrifice the family poodle in your smoker
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is dead now that Ethereum is here and Goldman Sachs is backing it
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan high school lacrosse team sacrifice guinea pig and paint their faces with its blood. Well? Did they win?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun stops bad guy with a knife at a Massachusetts shopping mall
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage surfaces of bearded, wild-eyed zealot waving sacred book aloft, decrying Western decadence in call for holy war to have government bow to his god--well, in his spare time, when he's not managing his Louisiana duck-call manufacturing business
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Animal sacrifice before a high-school game would seem to be more of a Florida thing than a Michigan one, but here we are
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Congressman says cancelling billions-over-budget rail project would make Washington not trust state to manage future transportation projects. Good?
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
I can't hear your ethics charges over my giant sack of pennies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I have good news and bad news, DC Farkers. The good news is that there's finally a plan to fix Metro. The bad news is that it's going to require "sacrifice from all of us." Mainly you, though
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Union tells Massachusetts' biggest hospital chain to increase union membership or it will force a ballot initiative to control health care costs
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings to interview Charlotte assistant coach and Knicks legend Patrick Ewing for their head coaching job, hoping he can develop malcontent DeMarcus Cousins into top-tier center
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom, you sacrificed for me, gave up countless hours raising me, and abandoned your youth on my behalf. And to repay you this Mother's Day, I've giving you...this crap
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg turns to robots to deliver its news. Audience braces for the return of Ted Koppel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bernie? Bernie Who?" laughs Hillary Clinton; flicking her cigarette butt at Sanders supporters, and haphazardly backing her Tesla up over your grandma to get access to Goldman Sachs' cash vaults. "It's back to business as usual around here, boys"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
The $5 billion fine on Goldman Sachs for nearly destroying the planetary economy is actually a sweetheart deal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos gives talk on the University of Massachusetts campus on over-boarding political correctness...dressed like the love child of George Michael and David Hasselhoff
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sacramento Kings have introduced new logos, and will pay for some people to get it tattooed on them
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
The "I drank a lot because the Patriots lost" defense will not get you out of a DUI. Even in Massachusetts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, you're allowed to swap two living performers to bring back a dead one. Who do you bring back? And who do you place on the sacrificial pyre?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs now offering online banking for the other 99 percent
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Fri April 22, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Robert Downey, JR. looks at huuuuuuuuuge sacks of cash being dropped at his feet and decides he can find it in his heart to play Iron Man in just one more movie. Spiffy: A Spider-Man movie
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Why didn't the SEC go after Goldman Sachs? Regulatory capture, you say? Oh, my aching sides, you're Kidney
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts court asked to decide if Ambien defense to DUI also applies to non-Kennedys
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All countries have great national pastimes. For Egypt, it's making world leaders sit there and listen while their national anthems are completely massacred by the Egyptian national army band
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs guy who spurred the financial crisis by packaging garbage mortgages for sale has a brand new booming business: selling garbage homes at outrageous interest rates to people who can't get a traditional loan thanks to the financial crisis
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Here's an actual video of a Hillary Clinton speech to Goldman Sachs. Obviously it will destroy her candidacy because she sucks up to...wait...what...oh...it's actually really good
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant went No.13 in the 1996 NBA Draft. Those picked before him? One was murdered, two blew a combined $300 million and another was sacked by a famed coach
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sacramento Kings are looking for a new coach, as they have every year since 2007
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts decides they want to be the Anti-North Carolina
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs will pay $5.06 billion to settle federal charges of deceptive mortgage practices in the years leading up to the 2008 financial meltdown
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mossack Fonseca law firm has never forgiven Americans for Van Hagar
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart sells T-shirts with University of Maryland logo superimposed on map of Massachusetts. Then it gets weird
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study looks at why societies practiced ritual human sacrifice, but more relevently for our interests, how: "The inventive ways include being crushed under a newly built canoe, or being rolled off the roof of a house and then decapitated"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Throwing bottles at cars, speeding with loaded handguns, loaded magazines, pepper spray, survival knives, nunchucks, brass knuckles, body armor, and handcuffs does not go over well in Massachusetts, where cars are the deadly weapon of choice
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the international break, the EPL weekend kicks off with Villa taking on Chelsea after sacking Remi Garde. Matches to keep in mind are Southampton at Leicester, Spurs at Liverpool, and Newcastle at Norwich
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Telegram)
 
 
 
If you want to sell pot in Worcester, Massachusetts, you have to give the city a share of the revenue. Gross, not net
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Classic FM)
 
 
 
"A violin and cello duo turned a Handel Passacaglia into an astonishing interpretation of Metallica's classic 'Enter Sandman', complete with face-melting guitar solos"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police chief accused of "sack whacking"
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