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Thu April 27, 2017
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Governor: Hey, what if when teenagers send each other sexual text messages we didn't freak out and charge them with felonies?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts officials propose putting endangered rattlesnakes on uninhabited island. Public resistance stops plan. Massachusetts officials propose putting endangered rattlesnakes on inhabited mainland
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
News: Trump voters think Donald Trump is a lying sack of shiat. Fark: Trump voters don't care that he's a lying sack of shiat
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
There is just a tad bit of embellishment in this amusing obituary (and some nice shade thrown at the Sacramento Kings)
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz was given 564,615,000 rubles in sketchy campaign contributions immediately after publishing the Comey letter in what totally wasn't a quid pro quo transaction
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLS owners are tired of waiting for Beckham to bend in stadium deal in Miami, may cast him off entirely and expand to more-prepared markets like Tampa Bay and Sacramento
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new U.S. attorneys are doing and...oh dear
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you live in Baltimore or Sacramento...you're ugly
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts just got around to dismissing 20,000 drug cases where the scientific evidence was faked. It's been so long in coming that the state employee who did the faking has already gone to prison and been released
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Sun April 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico revives Aztec ball game Ullamaliztli, banned by Spanish conquistadors, due to its ancient cultural, religious significance. Well, except for that part where losers get sacrificed to the gods
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WH sources say Trump, possibly just to mess with EVERYONE is considering making economic adviser Gary Cohn Chief of Staff. Cohn is a Goldman-Sachs Alum, but a Democrat, in favor of a carbon tax and reinstating Glass-Steagall, and against big tax cuts
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Since Congress won't protect your internet privacy, states are taking matters into their own hands. Bonus: Massachusetts GOP introduced the bill
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sack of hate potatoes Pat Buchanan calls Vladimir Putin "godly," says the Russian/US President will fight "self-indulgent secularism"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trucker drives 47 hours non-stop from Seattle to Massachusetts with help of crystal meth, LSD and cocaine. Gets arrested. Baller
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
War on Christianity ramps up with Blackest of the Black festival. Highlights include a bondage stage, sacrifice altar (featuring Bieber), blood bath, and roving freak show
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Fri March 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas stations are disappearing all across Massachusetts because of reasons
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Tue March 21, 2017
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Massachusetts AG tells Exxon to preserve their emails, especially from the alias of Secretary of State Tillerson, in case they need to try the alias for misleading the public about climate change
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria... Woody Harrelson quits smoking pot
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NY AG goes after Trump for the Preet-sacking
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Roger Daltrey)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy who's got the sack
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple advocates that Texas schools not use corporal punishment with billboard. Human sacrifice they're OK with but no spanking
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
My Visa card was skimmed yesterday and charges started showing up in the middle of the night. Thank goodness for email alerts for card not present transactions
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Fri March 10, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Friday massacre, as Trump abruptly orders 46 Obama era prosecutors to resign, including the US Attorney in Manhattan who handles public corruption cases
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Fri March 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you ever needed a valuable lesson to why you shouldn't ignore emails, look no further than Silicon Valley venture capitalist Chris Sacca
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Wed March 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survivor of the Bowling Green Massacre who lost both her legs responds to powerful photo showing her perched on the Oval Office couch
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts 8th district voters may get to Lynch a little Wu...or is that Wu a little Lynch? Eh, Democrats. They're all interchangeable
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sacred selfie
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Last weekend's February tornado in snow-covered western Massachusetts was about as common as the Cubs winning the World Series
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings' Ty Lawson uses a loophole in the NBA rules to find a new way to burn time off the clock
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Sun February 19, 2017
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Victims of the Bowling Green massacre have some Swedish comrades today. Fark needs a Trump tag
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"China recently received intelligence indicating that some people in North Korean leadership circles have been suggesting sacrificing ties with China and trying to establish closer links with the US" Well we certainly have something in common now
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If the dam breaks, you will all die, but we're pretty sure we've fixed it with sacks of rocks
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Thu February 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin eyes possible merger of CIA, FBI, NSA, folding them into the KGB. Goldman Sachs eyed as possible lead underwriter of the merger. NSC CEO Steve Bannon unavailable for comment
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tesla driver sacrifices his car to save a fellow driver having a stroke. Elon Musk pledges to cover the cost of repairs
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Wed February 15, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
McDonald's just exposed your buns to an unprotected nutsack
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Mon February 13, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Final Bowling Green Massacre survivor on the road to recovery
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pelicans' Buddy Hield grabs Kings' DeMarcus Cousins by groin, gets ejected. Most painful sack of the year
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ribfest organizers facing pressure to sack Toby Keith after his performance at Sh*tfest
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More than half of Trump voters think The Bowling Green Massacre is proof that Trump's immigration ban is necessary
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There's a place in the Congo where you can hang out with mountain gorillas next to an active volcano. And, if you're a good tourist you won't be sacrificed into the volcano like Tom Hanks. Just kidding, those mountain gorillas are friendly as can be
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Wed February 08, 2017
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Over past 15 years, Goldman Sachs replaced 600 lunchbucket stock traders with computer algorithms. "The pay of the average managing director at Goldman will probably get even bigger, as there are fewer lower-level people to share the profits with"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Bowling Green Massacre was so last week, White House now pushing narrative of terrorist attack in Atlanta that never happened
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway: "Bowling Green Massacre" was a mere slip of the tongue. WaPo: O RLY?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Suspect Sought in Bowling Green Massacre
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Albino dementor Kellyanne Conway says she messed up when she said "massacre". What she actually meant was that time we accidentally let some terrorists in, then caught them before they did anything and fixed the immigration loopholes. Thank Obama
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway cites the infamous Bowling Green Massacre in defense of Trump's Muslim ban. And really, who could ever forget that tragic event?
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Massacre was no Sunday Night Massacre, which was an exquisite thing of beauty. But don't worry, Trump still has time to match that
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Study: Frog tongues are amazing in the sack
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Monday Night Massacre is a terrifying turn of events
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dodd-Frank is now in the sights of the Golden Cheeto. Between his Goldman Sachs cabinet and this, seems when he was on the campaign trail saying Wall Street would hate him he meant they'd hate all the bigly winning
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump gets rid of head lice. Seems like a good idea. Wait, Head of ICE. He fired the head of the ICE, as the Monday Night Massacre continues
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The person responsible for sacking the people ordering immigrants to be detained has been sacked
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts driver fights 40mph speeding ticket, claims police radar must have picked up a deer instead
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Massachusetts' 'Zombie Cars' bill would tax self-driving vehicles, making the people who operate them the working dead
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While Trump is busy at the inauguration ceremony, US Intelligence officials will be analyzing intercepted communications and financial transactions between Russian officials and the Trump campaign
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler blames Kardashians for Trump's election, continued annexation of Bajor and the Setlik III massacre
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
At last count, the number of Goldman Sachs executives in Trump's administration is up to six, or a Goldman Shower if you will
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Mon January 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man learns that bringing up election results is no way to pick up a woman in Massachusetts. What he brought out next didn't work either
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
The day Massachusetts prison inmates took over their prison, prepared for war. "When it was apparent the prisoners were not going to go back into their cells, the (officers) backed out of the unit"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Aging Baby Boomers have the nerve to actually want to spend their final days living in a roomy home in a quiet cul-de-sac in a safe suburb when they really should all be crammed into a downtown apartment high-rise
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA to stream its first regular season game live on Facebook when the Golden State Warriors visit the Sacramento Kings. Difficulty: Only available to fans in INDIA
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Massachusetts passes bill to allow state licensing of naturopaths
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Thu January 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Empty sack of conservative talking points Tomi Lahren is outraged a rapper recorded a "diss track" about her so she tries to correct said rapper's accusations, missing the point entirely
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts drunk drivers say "I love 'I love this bar'"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 122 quarterback takedowns, Indianapolis Colts Pro Bowl linebacker Robert Mathis announces his retirement. NFL players respond with a sack full of tribute letters
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