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132 headlines found matching 'Ross'
Mon January 23, 2017
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in tailor shop but is luckily stitched up quickly with a special cross-stitch, an embroidered design, and a little piping
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
12 Monkeys plot crossing over our time stream. Apocalypse
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA's Storm Prediction Center issues a rare "High Risk" area for the SE United States with "Significant tornado outbreak expected today across north Florida and south Georgia." Stay safe today, farkers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Clarke, still saddened Trump didn't have a job for him, says he would rather "reach across the aisle and grab a Democrat by the throat" than work with them
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Sat January 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today women (and men) from all across the nation are standing up for freedom, liberty, and equality in America. Are you marching? Would you if you could?
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP across Canada, lose connection to CPIC database. No record, warrant, license plate or ID checks. Evidently this can happen now
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Secretary of Commerce, billionaire Wilbur Ross, who has vowed to dismantle NAFTA as "job one" admits he employed an undocumented worker as his driver-for almost 10 years-but not to worry, he fired him last week
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Mon January 16, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sonny Crockett's 1986 Ferrari Testarossa from "Miami Vice" is up for sale. Winning bidder gets the car, all title documents, Philip Michael Thomas to come around on weekends to wash it
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Thu January 12, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because what better way to observe the 400th anniversary of the Mayflower's historic voyage across the Atlantic than by having an autonomous marine vessel trace her path?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mexicans flood across the border for cheap gas, wave at the flood of Americans going the other way for cheap medicine
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Tue January 10, 2017
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Frank Grillo says Crossbones is going to stay dead
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Sun January 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a note to all you "single payer" fans: Britain's health service has been completely overwhelmed in what the Red Cross calls a "humanitarian crisis" ... by the flu (and budget cuts)
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crossing chicken
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man cancels bicycle trip across Antarctica after realizing it was a bicycle trip across freakin' Antarctica
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Just a heads up: If the devil enters you, you'd be prone to driving erratically across exits ramps, crashing into half a dozen vehicles, and gleefully telling reporters you don't think you were even wearing a seatbelt
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If you woke up this morning in a bathtub full of ice and with stitches across your back, you might have a new organ in your body. Just like the rest of us
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trumper boycott is working - last week "Hamilton" pulled in $3.3 million, the largest weekly gross in Broadway history. Figure inflated, of course, by all those illegals buying tickets
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Wed January 04, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Resident Evil is finally putting you in the shoes of its player-character. Experts forecast brown trousers and nervous breakdowns across the gaming world
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Rebecca Fergusen wants to sing "Strange Fruit" at Trump Inauguration. Государственный гимн Российской Федерации, tr. Gosudarstvenný gimn Rossijskoj Federací also under consideration
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It turns out its motivation may be far more complex and nuanced than we gave it credit for
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Mark your 2017 calendars now - NASA announces that the first total solar eclipse in 38 years will sweep across the U.S. on Aug. 21. The sun is there ... for a while
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you if you're hallucinating you might be able to make another person hallucinate just be being near them and inviting the smiling toad of wisdom to hop into their inner eye while spraying rainbows of joy across their wooden eyebrows
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Wed December 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson named Grossest Actor of 2016 by Forbes
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (12/28): Marvel (finally) finishes it's big Summer crossover, Frank Miller keeps on FMillering, Negan's origin trickles out 4 pages at a time, and Valiant gives its universe the Red Son treatment. Huzzah?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man bets coworkers that he can walk across a frozen pond. Since this is Fark, you know what happens to him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Investors across the world are uncertain about the business climate under Trump
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's greatest legacy while in the White House? Losing 1,030 Democratic seats across the USA. Thanks, Obama
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Youtube views down across the board. Find out why after this ad finishes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Belligerent Canadian hijacks luggage tug and drives across runways at Orlando airport. Authorities claim he would have been stopped sooner, but no one could believe 'belligerent Canadian' was actually a thing
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you're a 61-year-old tourism official out of town on business and you decide to live-stream a half-hour of nude "adult content" to your lonely husband back home, best not to cross-post it to the Convention and Visitor Bureau's social media accounts
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Tue December 20, 2016
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
If you're seeking Kyle, he's on his porch across from the elementary school... cradling an assault rifle. Because, you know, he's a "hunter"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for Commerce Secretary, Wilbur Ross, is probably the biggest conflict of interest yet in an administration rife with them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Ambassador Power to Syria, Russia and Iran: "Are you truly incapable of shame?" Russian Ambassador Vitaly "Ross" Churkin: "Get a load of Mother Teresa over here"
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crossing guard told to stop high-fiving school children because guidelines
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How plan to fix 3-mile long, I-275 bridge across Tampa Bay fell apart, as told in Legos
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Wed December 14, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (12/14): Transformers finally gets out of crossover purgatory with two new ongoing series: Lost Light #1 and Optimus Prime #1
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran looking into nuclear vessels, presumably across the bay in Alameda
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Tue December 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you like seeing rookie baseball players cross-dress or wear controversial costumes, we have some bad news for you
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface on December 3rd, but that was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New York and Miami, you need to keep an eye on the Cumbre Vieja volcano in the Canary Islands ... for it could unleash a mega-tsunami across the Atlantic and completely wipe you out. Other that that, enjoy your day
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Cleveland get its first win against cross-state rival Cincinnati, can the Broncos score more that the Titans, and who will prevail in the Seattle vs. Green Bay match-up? It's your Sunday football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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Sat December 10, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate New Yorkers looking to end the drunken debauchery make last-ditch effort to sabotage SantaCon by posting flyers across the city saying the event is cancelled
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 most unfortunate names in human history. It's great knowing we live in a world where Dr. James Grossweiner could one day marry a woman named Charity Beaver. Then they'd combine their last names into "Grossbeaver" for gender equality's sake
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
This might be the first year in movie history the year could end with the top ten highest-grossing movies all being based on fantasy, not reality
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Thu December 08, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but spiders have mastered the zigzag cross-stitch
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Tue December 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is a busy night in hockey with 18 teams playing, including the battle of New York with the Rangers-Islanders, two cross-continent clashes with the Oilers-Sabres and Canucks-Devils, Canadiens-Blues and much more. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Ken Burns documentary to slowly pan across still photos from the Vietnam War while Morgan Freeman narrates and CCR's "Fortunate Son" plays in the background
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Mon December 05, 2016
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Demon vandal hovers 40 feet in air to paint upside down crosses, 666 on church
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Here's how to drive across Scotland, wthout ever driving on a road: "This is more complicated than it sounds"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who is attempting to be the first to swim across the Atlantic Ocean has only gone 67 nautical miles in 3 weeks. Which means at the current rate he will not arrive until early 2018
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Extreme tornado outbreaks are happening more often across the US. What could possibly be causing this?
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(Climate Depot)
 
 
 
How did you like that mild Autumn? Good. Now get ready for record low temperatures across "almost entire USA"
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ark Encounter to soon feature historical recreation of Roman gladiators fighting dinosaurs in the arena. This is all in the Bible if you look closely, and is in no way a cross-promotion stunt with Ark: Survival Evolved
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cars not to consider for this year's Cannonball Run, even if you are two very attractive women tag-teaming across the country in a Lamborghini
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Crossing a wild Caracal and an Abyssinian cat, yields a Caracat. Want to own the world's rarest feline? Have you got $23,000?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Everybody is getting in on the Black Friday action, as prostitutes across Britain are offering deals with 25% discounts on kinky sessions
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Wed November 23, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One-armed cosplayer wants you to pay attention to her cool costumes for Catwoman, Deadpool and The Winter Soldier. "I get pretty excited when I come across a character who either loses an arm or wears a bionic hand"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Mom-to-be still CrossFitting while 8 months pregnant. Fetus already won't stop talking about it
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zlatan hints he will play in the USA someday. "I've travelled around like Napoleon, and conquered every new country where I've set foot. So perhaps I should do what Napoleon didn't and cross the Atlantic and conquer the States as well"
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you come across a couple of men wearing yoga pants, long red fingernails, and false eyelashes, the Spartanburg police department would appreciate a heads up
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Having solved cancer and dark matter, scientists find that beer pong is gross but pretty safe
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Frenchman planning to cross the Atlantic on a yacht eating 50-year-old food. He'll feel pretty stupid when Trump stops him from entering the US
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge tells rapist 'you're the most stupid defendant I've ever come across.' Eww
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In a rare tribute, Tuesday's New York Times crossword puzzle was all about the Cubs. Solve, Cubs, solve
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Mon November 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Californians vote to ban plastic grocery bags across the state. Plastic to stay only where it belongs - in Hollywood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man will attempt to outdo Michael Phelps at something when it comes to swimming. He will try to swim across the Atlantic from Senegal to Brazil
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware of the blob, it creeps / And leaps and glides and slides / Across the floor / Right through the door / And all around the wall / A splotch, a blotch / Be careful of the blob / *POP*
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New Zealand build its first penguin-crossing tunnel. The ribbon cutting ceremony is expected to be a black tie affair
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy gets on the subway and smokes Fentanyl in a crack pipe. Kids call it a High Roller
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We know, you're interesting now, but if you really want to knock the other fellows' socks off at the next mixer, have something interesting to talk about. Like, um, evolution of wood decay strategies across fungi genomes. That's a panty-peeler there
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Cereal cafes complete with cereal cocktails are metastasizing across England, having escaped London. "We are not a cafe for hipsters. Probably the only person you will see in here with a beard is me"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell not leaving the country, and is to star in a new show called "SMILF," which sounds kinda gross
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You can now cycle across Canada without leaving your computer: "The bike is connected to Google Maps using a micro-controller which overpowers the keys on her computer keyboard. A magnet and a Hall sensor calculate the circumference of her wheels"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
...and Trump supporters have already begun firing their guns in the air across America
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Tue November 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chicken apprehended after crossing roads, will be taken downtown and grilled
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After almost 30 years the Colts finally win at Lambeau Field. And just like in 1988, a wild animal ran across the field
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The truth finally got its boots on, but not before the lies made it halfway across the electorate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"A lot of Muslims are crossing the border disguised as Mexicans. They're buying up gas stations. What if they won't deliver gas? How could we drive to work?" Welcome to to conspiracy world, now supporting a candidate near you
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, Disney crosses the $6 billion mark globally
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Voters across the country are preparing to legalize drugs for millions of Americans
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Fri November 04, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sit. Roll over. Shake hands. Now cross your eyes. GOOD GIRL
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. You can't have a functioning Metro system, but you may soon be able to catch a gondola across the Potomac
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is never date a pregnant woman who goes by the nickname 'Dollar' and has a tattoo across her chest that reads, "TRUST NO ONE"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After Cubs force Game 7, ticket prices for the game are 15 times face value, and a nearby Hampton Inn has no vacancies at $1,500 per room
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It wasn't enough she was blind & deaf, hid from the Nazis, discovered radium, founded the Red Cross and invented the fire escape, she wrote the pilot for Gilligan's Island, too
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"It's like he's the Manchurian Candidate crossed with an idiot." A summary of the Trump Campaign disaster
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(Time)
 
 
 
Headlines: Voters are REALLY worried about voter fraud. Headfake: No one is talking about the thousands of black voters 'accidentally' purged from registration banks across the country
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' Anthony Rizzo and David Ross combine for a juggling, rail-flipping, jaw-dropping grab of a foul popup. Just as they had drawn it up
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the most recent episode of The Walking Dead, which was rather light in tone considering the World Series crossover in the premiere, including tensions between Carol and Ezekiel [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orchestra plays Rossini's "Guillaume Tell" and it gets a little dusty
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about old people boinking. Not on list: It's gross
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Fri October 28, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cool: U.S. scientists find rare bacteria only ever previously found in southeast Asian wastewater. Gross: on a bus seat in San Francisco
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Mirror Master on the wall, who's the fastest one of all? (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, the hunt for the Darkhold forces Coulson to cross a line and things will never be the same (ABC 10ET)
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming Ross Perot for getting Bill Clinton elected. New hotness: Blaming Ross Perot for Trump winning the GOP nomination
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Report calls Washington State grossly unprepared for magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami, suggesting that residents will be cut off by destroyed infrastructure, fallen bridges, and roads choked with SyFy Channel writers desperate for more material
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Michael Adams can pinpoint the exact moment profanity moved into the mainstream, and it's with the launch of a 1978 gross-out movie: 'Since Animal House, we're all a little vulgar'"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be awesome if you ran across a black metal band in the woods and they agreed to be part of your engagement photos shoot? Especially if your surname is Awesome?
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cool: Your mom buys you a Vivienne Westwood shirt. Fark: She didn't realize that the lovely golden pattern on the front in fact depicted a huge orgy all across the T-shirt
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trent Reznor working on new Nine Inch Nails music with Atticus Ross, but both will hurt you in the end
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Exercise may improve erectile dysfunction, and will also come in handy for anyone running a race and needs to cross the finish line just a little bit ahead
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man who parked his car across his driveway to stop other drivers doing the same is slapped with a $180 fine
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's really difficult to choose one quote from this editorial that best describes its tone. Have chosen "Only in America can a man martyr himself on a cross of p*ssy"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here are the most annoying CROSSFIT fitness fads CROSSFIT ranked by the insufferability CROSSFIT of the people who do them. CROSSFIT
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL: Benghazi is totally Hillary's fault because she was in charge at the time but she shouldn't claim credit for the killing of Bin Laden just because she was in charge at the time. Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Researchers have achieved quantum teleportation over the farthest distance yet outside of the lab, sending the quantum state of a photon across more than 3.7 miles in an actual metropolitan network"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The U.S. has spent $132 billion since fiscal year 2005 on border security. Crossings have plummeted from 1.7 million in 2005 to 170,000 in 2015. Thanks Obama?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
CBL Properties, which operates 73 malls across the country, announces that ALL of its mall properties will be closed on Thanksgiving
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplanes: Not as gross as you might think, but still pretty gross
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Tue October 11, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Even in the UK, where the cops don't normally carry guns, if you point a crossbow at one, a cop is going to shoot you
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign has finally crossed a line that may be unforgivable...his surrogates have gone after Beyoncé
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC goes dark as everyone is trying to grab each other's junk. Gross
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
To like a food that you think is gross, you just need to eat it somewhere else
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Fri October 07, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dear Burglar, It's one thing to steal my jewelry and electronics. But when you kill my dog that's crossing the line
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Get your popcorn, Presidential debate to be screened live in 206 theaters across America this Sunday
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Thu October 06, 2016
(BT.com)
 
 
 
A cosmic "message in a bottle" containing the thoughts of thousands of people around the world is to be beamed across space to the North Star on Monday. Keep it clean
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Wed October 05, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple Maps now shows Amtrak routes across the country. Not so much to indicate where the trains start and end up but to plot out the nearest locations of trauma hospitals
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox is giving us that Brooklyn Nine-Nine and New Girl crossover we never knew we wanted
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A running tally of all the newspaper endorsements from across the country. Shockingly, Giant Meteor has yet to land a single one
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Mon October 03, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
91-year-old woman who skipped cancer treatment to travel across the country dies after year-long adventure not spent in a cancer ward
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So lemme get this straight. The Drudge Report is helping to spread the rumor that Bill Clinton has an illegitimate son he fathered with a black prostitute which The Drudge Report helped prove was false back in 1999 and holy crap I've gone cross-eyed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's plane caught in a crosswind and forced to miss its landing comes to you from Birmingham International Airport (UK)
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Sun October 02, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New book reveals the common foods we're all mispronouncing the names of. Except for subby, who is the kind of food prat you don't ask for dinner twice
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This conveniently located, three-bedroom apartment comes with unbeatable rent and includes free cable, off-street parking, and a grandma
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Fri September 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
India attacks across the Line of Control, 2 Pakistan soldiers killed, 1000 villages evacuated, but hey, it's not like they are going to start a war
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOPers: *slides stack of chips across table* Put it all on the religious nut job from Indiana
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police with body cameras receive 93% fewer complaints because they act better when wearing them. "With a complaints reduction of nearly 100% across the board, we find it difficult to consider alternatives, to be honest"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a broken back decides he needs to swim across the Sea of Galilee while juggling
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adrian Beltre discovers that you cannot escape a rundown by cutting across the infield grass
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tecate debuts "Cans Across the Border" during tonight's debate (w/video goodness)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Crossfit Jesus call out Y2J? Will TJ Perkins fight some cruiserweights like Captain Falcon? Will Vince force us to watch a debate between Titus O'Neil and Bob Backlund? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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