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269 headlines found matching 'Roo'
Mon January 26, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Catholic school janitor arrested for using the boys room urinal across from his office. Hopes to find a real whiz of a lawyer
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(60)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark headline sponsored by MadLibs™: Fox-whisperer lures blue animal from hotel vending machine room with Doritos
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows 25% of Americans believe God decides the winner of sporting events. The other 75% correctly realize that it's the mob and crooked promoters who decide the winners
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(32)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Medium)
 
 
 
That Gideon's Bible in the $35/night motel room? It's actually used as a kind of secret guest book
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(79)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember back in college when you had the luxury of time to turn your dorm room into a giant ball pit for no good reason? Good times, man
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide makes comeback to treat delivery room pain. Doctors say the Wa Wa Wa's are good preparation for the Wa Wa Wa's
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Football's rookie season was "a trainwreck," according to teammates. "He was a 100% joke"
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(61)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops arrest man for possession of "New England Patriots drug pipe." Further proof that the NFL will license anything
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(26)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Unlike the other lifeless husks of men and women found on a Greyhound, the one found inside the bathroom of this bus was actually dead
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 21 March, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(41)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr is (finally) modeling lingerie again... prepare to drool. Somewhat Not Safe For Work
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(37)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Is "Twelve Monkeys" A) Wasting our time. B) Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice. or C) Proof that SyFy has finally pulled its head out of its ass
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(66)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox renews Gotham, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and, for some reason, Empire
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(92)
 
(Brooklyn Heights Blog)
 
 
 
A tree is cut down in Brooklyn. A remarkable timeline is documented by someone really into dendrochronology
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Another one of those facts of life that needs repeating- no matter where you purchase it, a "protective" vest is not a "bulletproof" vest, so there's no need for you and your best friend to investigate it any further
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(88)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"The defense attorney for a man accused of a bizarre sexual assault in a Big Lots bathroom said the attack - and the pink Barbie costume he wore during the assault - were brought on by the use of drugs"
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(28)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Just because a convicted felon who lives alone has a gun safe full of firearms in his bedroom, does that make him a "felon in possession of firearms"?
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(34)
 
(Bowery Boy History)
 
 
 
In 1974 The New York Times mapped out the turfs of youth gangs in Northern Brooklyn. CAN YOU DIG IT?
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(10)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Aliens watched Apollo 12 astronauts on the moon. And here is the blurry proof
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(30)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Intern quits Wall Street firm after spending too much time in company's bathroom taking nude selfies
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(62)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
By the powers vested in me, I pronounce you roller coaster and wife. You may now ride the groom
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter to Boehner: "Do you believe in climate change?" Boehner to reporter: "SMOKE BOMB" **hurriedly runs out of room**
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(142)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tolerant, inclusive Ann Arbor liberals threaten to sue rec center because one of the TVs in the exercise room was playing Fox News while they were trying to perform sun salutations and align their root chakras
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(175)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Take talented TV writers, dose them liberally with LSD, lock them in a room with 'Better Off Dead' and 'The Young Ones' on infinite repeat, and you'll end up with something like Man Seeking Woman - the smartest new comedy of the year
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(54)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Psst. Wanna buy a bridge in Brooklyn? No? How about a basketball team?
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Living proof that one need not have a brain to outsmart the opposition." No, this does not belong in the Politics tab
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(9)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Brooklyn woman falls into 20-inch gap between buildings, charged $3,500 a month for rent
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(71)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The Exotic Mushroom Tunnel Farm is more than just the name of your band in college
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(17)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Further proof the auto bailouts were money well spent: Fiat Chrysler to add 1500 jobs to new Jeep manufacturing plant... in Italy. Thanks, Obama
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A flower girl and a ring bearer were three years old when they first met. And now, twenty years later, they stood at the altar as bride and groom
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(96)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC infographic explains "absolute hot" and absolute cold, not that it matters because everyone knows that arbitrary limits like these are proof that we are living in a computer simulation
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(38)
 
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn art gallery opens exhibit inspired by Walter White and Walt Whitman, featuring paintings that explore the "W.W. duality." Hipsters? You're GODDAMN right
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
The main reason I couldn't locate my 'arsehole cat' was that 'he has bright yellow eyes but happened to be dozing when I did a scan of the room'
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(67)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My son is in college, and he's struggling; his grades are poor, his classroom attendance is awful, and it seems he's spending too much time drinking, having sex, and being irresponsible. Should I yank my financial support?
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(109)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The good news: Job growth is through the roof as employers go on a hiring spree. The bad news: they still aren't paying for shiat
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(123)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Islamic Radicals attacking French newspaper is proof that Obama is weak on homegrown terrorism. No, seriously. Would Politico ever lie to you?
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(67)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Quick, name a 1970's miniseries that you'd like to see re-made in 2015. Did you answer Roots? No...? Well too bad, because you're getting Roots
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(104)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Six-year-old Toronto Blue Jays fan who posted video of her teary reaction to trade that shipped Brett Lawrie to Oakland gets care package from the Athletics, suddenly is glad she doesn't root for the Maple Leafs
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(38)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Burglar sought after breaking into house, pooping on rug and leaving. Police taking incident seriously, saying the rug really held the room together
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(30)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kurdish troops seize Kobane from IS, finally giving them control over exports of Teen Spirit
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(30)
 
(News Daily)
 
 
 
Daimler's self-driving concept car turns into living room, which is kind of what everyone's worried about
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(122)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Stinking drunk Brooklyn man tries clean escape on street sweeper machine but gets mopped up by police instead
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(10)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen of Fark, I present to you the Sinkolet: A sink and a toilet fused into one magnificent piece of bathroom furniture
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Edward Brooke, the first African-American elected to the Senate by popular vote, dies at 95. Fark: He was a Republican
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(60)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Four year old wants to see in the dark. Does he: A) turn on a flashlight; B) turn on the bedroom light; C) light some paper on fire, drop said paper on the ground, and start a massive house fire?
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Fri January 02, 2015
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The bulletproof hats are discreet, with no real difference between them and the look of a fitted baseball cap...except for that big ass bulletproof logo on the side
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(55)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
People are still visiting the emergency room for the sniffles after getting insurance through Obamacare. Obviously we need to repeal it and make people prove their worth in the octagon
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(66)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman: "You have no idea which party I favor in general elections." He also would like you to know he has a Bridge in Brooklyn for sale
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(133)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Cops bust into extended stay hotel room to stop knife-wielding shirtless man strangling girlfriend. Come for the "Told You I Was Hardcore" mugshot, stay for comments from probable relatives below
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
OpSec rules: DON'T reveal deployment details. DON'T reveal troop details. DO turn off geo-tagging for Twitter
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(97)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
32-year-old high school English teacher who boasted on her school's website that "The classroom is one of my many loves" arrested for loving not wisely
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(115)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Professor reveals that most Christmas carols don't mean what you think they do. Scrooge
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(110)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Elbow Room bar turns into Fist, Feet, Knees and Elbows room after man picks a fight with everyone inside
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(29)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
At Christmas the fixtures come Rooney and Walcott, Man Utd face Spurs at midday, Chelsea travel to Southampton and pick of the day Arsenal visit the Boleyn Ground for a tactical masterclass
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(314)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need more proof that falling in love makes your heart skip a beat? Man charts his heartbeat before and after his marriage proposal
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys $650 worth of tickets to The Interview with hopes to scalp them, demands refund after discovering the movie is streaming online at half the price. Theater manager still heard laughing in the back room
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(70)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunks who clog up emergency rooms should be arrested as part of a "zero tolerance" approach to binge drinking, according to doctors
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(119)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania, dying after a truck hits your house and drives through your bedroom is considered "natural causes"
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(32)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Drug snitch rats out police handlers, himself when his false info lead to SWAT raid where innocent man got shot dead in own bedroom. Snitch got to keep his $395 fee though
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(80)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you absolutely must try and rob the sports bar you are drinking at you might want to find a better weapon than a broom handle
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(14)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Want to build 70-acre amusement park, a 400-room hotel, nearly a half-million sq ft retail development and a 35,000-square-foot theater on environmentally sensitive land? Just get local politicos to declare it a blighted slum
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(43)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Coral Springs Talk)
 
 
 
Normally, it's a pass on a male model who claims to have found the best public restroom in Fark's favorite state, but this guy may be right
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For a mere $21,000 you can fly a Penthouse in the sky that boasts a bedroom, bathroom, as well as your own dedicated butler
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(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French city installs cages around benches to keep the homeless out, Scrooge nods his head in approval
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(128)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Getting busted huffing in a Walmart bathroom on Christmas Eve is no way to go through life, mommy
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a good time for a boat to land on top of your roof
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(20)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It has been 50 years since a Cleveland sports team has won a championship. For those of you who root for teams from that city, how do you handle the futility?
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(75)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Are babies natural cannibals? What if reality had Xbox achievements? Are we trapped in lives we think are movies? Proof that some millennials ask all the right questions
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(11)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
The Grinch of Park Slope, Brooklyn has lit up the neighborhood with fear after stealing all the Christmas lights off the trees
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Basic classroom math is entirely irrelevant to the workplace"
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(121)
 
(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
West Virginia state troopers: License and registration, please. Thanks, now here's your $100. Merry Christmas
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(47)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
More proof that god made us. Rods and cones found in ancient fish. So eyes couldn't have evolved; they must have been created exactly the way they are now
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(57)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Listen unemployed lady, you can't just use Airbnb to support yourself with an extra $78,000-a-year income using your four bedroom apartment
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(142)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Those 'classic' cars in Cuba that collectors are drooling over because of the 60-year embargo? Yeah, their engines are basically tractor motors held together with baling wire as a result of that 60-year embargo
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(27)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today, we celebrate the holiest of holy days, Festivus. The poles are erected in the family room with care, no tinsel in sight. The ham is cooking, the presents wrapped. So let us, in fine Festivus tradition, air our grievances to the right
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(112)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Red Robin releasing new "The Hangover Cure" burger, though it won't appear on the menu and only be available from January 1st through the 7th. So now, you can be a food hipster at a nationwide chain. Warning: it has mushrooms
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(118)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Cogent and well-reasoned argument on why the meaning of life can only be found in sex and music. Further proof that majoring in philosophy was a good idea
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hey guys, there's plenty of room on the Arizona Cardinals bandwagon as they ... what? There's plenty of room. Really. Hop on. Please?
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(65)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oakland battles with hipsters and developers attempting to whitewash city, gentrify it into new Brooklyn. "When some American Steel Studios artists took their art cars out to a party in West Oakland earlier this fall, they were decidedly unwelcome"
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(70)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Droopy poinsettias can be saved. This is not a euphemism
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(16)
 
(Popehat)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren points to North Korea's state-run news for proof they were behind the Sony attack. And by state-run news, I mean she pointed to a long-running parody account on Twitter
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(45)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man forgets to blow out a candle in a room with a fish tank and you know what happens next
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(65)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr., denied using bathroom at Saks Fifth Avenue, gives employee a verbal one-two punch
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(25)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Furries attempt to set the record straight, claim there's nothing to fear but fear itself, and possibly the fat coyote dude who smells like body odor and keeps asking people back to his room
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(175)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA rookie of the year candidate parked for the season
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(24)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Proof that China is becoming richest, most powerful nation on earth: University student amazes people on social media for skipping rope with his butt. "While he's able to skip faster and faster, his callused butt sometimes suffers"
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(22)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Quantum physics used in quest for fraud-proof credit cards
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(25)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How do you review a TV that costs $119,999? Ask the reviewers on Amazon, that's how: "The box it came in is incredibly roomy too, which is a huge bonus, because I live in it now"
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The true meaning of Christmas isn't about chopping down a living tree and displaying its bedecked and decaying corpse in your living room
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(65)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Has Dean Ambrose added 'TV repairman' to his resume? Which YouTube video will the production crew watch next? How badly is the NXT locker room laughing at Vince? Find out on RAW (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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(638)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like Lunchroom Sachs didn't make $72 million after all
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The series finale of The Newsroom proves Aaron Sorkin forgot how to write a television show (warning: spoilers)
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(75)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you want to make your car theft-proof, instead of installing an alarm and a kill switch, just buy one with a manual box. No one under the age of 30 has ever seen a stick shift, let alone knows how to drive one
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(173)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Chicago cook makes pizza with 99 types of cheese, because you didn't have to go to the bathroom for days anyway (pics)
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(63)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trailer for 1977 "Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Man Strikes Back" with all the late 1970s touches: groovy soundtrack, kung fu, CGI-free stunts, clunky car chases on sun-splashed streets of "New York City." At least Peter Parker's blazer isn't plaid
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(24)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Someday the mushrooms that we eat might be grown in special labs and thrive on plastic waste, making you long for the good old days when they only grew in cow poop
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(26)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers finally solve one of the greatest medical mysteries: Why are magazines in doctors' waiting rooms so old and tattered?
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(12)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(London 24)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms growing in Buckingham Palace gives a new meaning to your Royal Highness
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(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Former O's star Nick Markakis takes out a two-page ad to thank Orioles fans. "My career will always be rooted in the bricks of Eutaw Street"
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(20)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP conundrum: Do we side with Democrats and stop D.C.'s legalization of pot, or do we oppose Democrats and go soft on drugs? Shiat, there are no corners in this room to hide in
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(99)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Woman in English courtroom gives evidence for an hour before anyone figures out she doesn't speak a word of it
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Brooklyn restaurant denies that it gave people free bowls of chowder in exchange for perfect Yelp reviews, even though it totally did
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(26)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Some people object to Sons of Anarchy due to its gratuitous violence, but one woman objects due to its atrocious rootsy sincere-rocker-guy soundtrack. "In all fairness, bikers like terrible music"
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From asking if they wouldn't mind providing armored cars to how do you get a polecat off of your roof, the 20 strangest/stupidest requests Aussies make of their embassies while travelling abroad
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(35)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Marketing aside, a real steampunk condo would have no parking, be cooled by ice, and have farms on the roof
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(25)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Doe, a deer. A female deer. That robocopped her way through the front door and trashed the bathroom
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News says minorities need to be "trained to be more sensitive to police." No word if that includes wearing bulletproof vests and ensuring they are never carrying anything that could be mistaken for a weapon
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(349)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Walk into the wrong classroom as a sub teacher? Apologize, it's all good. Wait, you're in Detroit
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(113)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Alright fess up you drooling liberals, who's bankrolling the Orc Army that's trying to take over the center politics?
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(151)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turkish president's most recent insane claim: Pearl Harbor was a video montage created by the Gulenists, uses Japanese names translated into Turkish as "proof"
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(25)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Hanging a picture of a cat and a Benjamin Franklin quote in your classroom? That's a suspending
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(89)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Domino's pizza toppings now include mushrooms, sausage, wire bristles
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(6)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Working Capital Review)
 
 
 
Statistical proof you waste most of your time at work in meetings
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(26)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC finally ordering pilot for Seth Rogen's version of the Vertigo comic book Preacher. This is probably going to be as horrifying as what happened to Sheriff Root's wang
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study shows public restrooms aren't as dirty as you think, that's just chocolate syrup and lemonade splattered on the walls
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The true war on Christmas: ABC has been cutting out parts of Charlie Brown Christmas to make room for more commercials
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(111)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Woman keeps her dead husband's corpse locked in their bedroom for six months while she and her six children wear black robes and pray to God for his resurrection. SPOILER: It doesn't work (brief hate speech from Kirk Cameron near start of video)
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man busted for cooking meth in park restroom. Sorta makes you miss the good old days when park restrooms were only used for innocent, down-low gay hookups
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(16)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Successful businessman and pitcher Curt Schilling puts on his science-y cap and says that evolution isn't real and there's no proof, despite his ESPN colleague getting banned from Twitter for showing him proof
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(654)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Stop. The. Press. Britain's biggest crisp stuns news room
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You're shivering in a scarf in your living room, but your partner is absolutely roasting. Why are some of us 'hot people' and some of us cold?
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(38)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby offers refunds for upcoming New York shows. However, you have to pick up the refund in his hotel room after you have a drink with him
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(32)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that home crooks couldn't get much dumber... yeah, you might need a tissue to wipe away the laughter. Oh, the hilarity of these burglars
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(29)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes it's the little deeds that mean so much. Oh well, back to the dusting of this room
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(15)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists want to take a shot at making bulletproof vests out of graphene instead of kevlar
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not an Australian wedding until the bride is in hospital with alcohol poisoning and the groom and best man are spending the night in jail for brawling
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(22)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists 'snoop' on teenage salmon. Salmon claim they hate them and can't wait to leave this lake, swim to their rooms and slam the door
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(7)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Minimum MLB salary rises to a paltry $507,000 a year. Rookies told to start stocking up on instant mac and cheese dinners
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(28)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Largest home in the UK now for sale. How big? You can sleep in a different room every day of the year
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(30)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fran Tarkenton: Vikings doctors gave me a horse painkiller now banned in the US for human use just so I could play on Sunday. The painkillers in NFL locker rooms today are even more dangerous
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(18)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Health24)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you keep passing out in the bathroom and waking up in a pool of urine when alcohol is not involved? Well, wonder no more
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(33)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Two men in hospital after hash oil explosion in gas station bathroom. On the bright side, the restroom is now cleaner than it's been in years
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(39)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ten foods that experts say are good for you that you think are gross and won't eat, like Marmite, liver, anchovies, brussels sprouts and beetroot. Have them all on the same sammich to get over a few of your food phobias at once
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(152)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
George Washington thought people should pray publicly on Thanksgiving, and Franklin Roosevelt moved it from the last Thursday in November to the third one to give people more time to shop for Christmas
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(63)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SAS troops use 4-wheelers in desert fight against ISIS. Not a repeat from 1966 - wait, actually it is
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(84)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you've got bongs, crack pipes, and marijuana plants in your living room and manage to lock yourself out of your apartment, it's probably best not to call 911 for help
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(40)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kidnapping, attempted murder, and a naked guy falling through the ceiling of the women's bathroom. Welcome to Saturday morning at the airport
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(33)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"Nobody can fly, but a broom between the legs remains mandatory"
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(12)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"And in the master bedroom, the closet is big enough to hide a dead body"
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(48)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese people can't stand root beer because smell reminds them of popular pain-relieving medicinal patch
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit's Ford Field to introduce the Buffalo Bills to the concept of a home field with a roof
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(80)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I am Groot-swing
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(56)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would get rid of those pesky scientists from science advisory board, making room for more "experts"
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(146)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police warn angry goat on roof 'only respects one man'
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(16)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Apparently there might be some sex in the Champagne Room
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(69)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(New England Patriots)
 
 
 
I don't think Bill Belichick knew there were cameras present in the locker room as he looked almost human
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(34)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
U2 had to cancel their week-long residency on "Jimmy Fallon," so naturally, Jimmy Fallon and The Roots pulled off one of their trademark band impressions last night, performing U2's "Desire"
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
So what did people do in their parents' basements before Fark? Build darkrooms that look like space ships, apparently
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell: "We can't have a shut down, and we need a plan. Quick, Johnny, what can you make of this" Boehner: "This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl"
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(112)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder exactly what 200 calories of your favorite foods look like? Yes, a spoonful of tomato sauce equals as many calories as a massive plate of mushrooms
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(69)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A letter from a teacher to parents about that one problem child in the room
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(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks to his team: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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(49)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen on a soccer tournament trip gets shot in his hotel room. Fark: From a gun in the next room over
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(248)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DEA raids six NFL locker rooms
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(44)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania state troopers worked twelve hour days and racked up $6 million in overtime alone to catch accused cop killer Eric Frein. Hopefully taxpayers will be paid restitution by the criminal
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(78)
 
(Malta Independent)
 
 
 
Global price of oil plummets 31 percent in just five months in proof that oil prices can go in more than one direction
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(103)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Need any more proof that we are heading to a USSR style breakup? Black markets are forming...to provide basic needs
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(158)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A treehouse grows in Brooklyn
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 means things are getting real in CFB. There's Bucks-Gophs, Ultra Maroons at Crimson Tide, TCU @ KU, Dawgs-WDE, Free Shoes at Da U, Horns-Cowboys, Sparty v. Terps, OU at TT, Devils-Beavers, and more. Polar vortex? Check the tag
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(1444)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Say what you will about crazy billionaire Donald Trump but the man knows how to fly in style. Hell, the throne in the bathroom will make you... ummm, flip your toupee
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(32)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco's partial hand in Vegas poker room leads to greatest tweet ever
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(70)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Pentagon weighs ground troops in Iraq. Well, let's see... that's 3,000 troops times 180 pounds.... Wait, that's not what they meant
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(68)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Another "grassroots" organization, Truth in Texas Textbooks, hires voluntary scholars to purge the pro-Muslim bias in Texas textbooks and ask the tough questions like "Who are these Native Americans? Are they Indians?"
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(125)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey elementary school in a district with a $665 million budget finally gets around to installing doors on the stalls in the boy's bathroom
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(122)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, stripper fight in the bathroom
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(74)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Transgendered woman who pretended to be a doctor facing manslaughter charges after discovering that injecting people with cement, bathroom caulk, Fix-A-Flat tire sealant, mineral oil and Super Glue in the butt could be fatal
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(372)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There was me, that is Alex, and my two droogs
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(39)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Spotify's Daniel Ek responds to Taylor Swift over music streaming spat. Get a room, guys
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: "Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit"
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(10)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Proofreading is critical, especially if you're peer reviewing a piece for a journal and that piece happens to slam one of the sources it cites
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(17)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Paranoid billionaires can now buy units in luxury underground defended condos with pool, bar, dog park and cinema that are marketed as nuke- and zombie-proof (pics)
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn longshoreman suing for sexual harassment, says a male supervisor once tried to slip a finger in his back dock even though that's an unloading zone only
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(31)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The first Allied troops to reach the Rhine at the end of WWI were the Harlem Hellfighters -- African American troops who, after they'd won the war, returned home to a country that treated them like dirt. And so it goes
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(71)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Evil Dead" TV series starring Bruce Campbell officially greenlit by Starz network. Groovy
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(83)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police had to be called to capture a lone kangaroo by the side of the road ... in Germany
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(17)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Chase Elliott become the first rookie to win a championship? Who names their child "Dakoda"? Can John Wes Townsley slaughter the competition at the DAV 200 at Phoenix International Raceway, 4 PM EST on ESPN?
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(123)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
That business plan of "copy Nancy Botwin from Weeds" might need some work if Massachusetts State Troopers raid your house and find a literal ton of unsold weed
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(11)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama continues to bring Bush's failed war in Iraq to a close by cutting the number of deployed troops there from 1,400 down to roughly 2,900
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(254)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Before their game Thursday night, Bengals rookie remarked that the Browns are "not that good." Wait, strike that. Make that "After their game," which the Browns had just won by three touchdowns. Well, alrighty then
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(53)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Roommate ate my good bread and replaced it with crap so I drank all his good beer and replaced it with Natural Light
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(74)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
As Elizabeth Warren moves her office to the Senate broom closet and jockeys for a position on the federal lunch tray oversight subcommittee, her supporters say she was the real winner Tuesday
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(332)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Wow, that satellite image of Kowloon Harbor really tied the room together
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(24)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Dr Strangelove's War Room called "the best movie set of all time," unless you can think of a better one
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(25)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Thanks to the crappy economy, you can have a roommate when you're in your 40s and nobody thinks it's odd
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(136)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Forget happy feet. This baby penguin has happy wheels. Vroom vroom
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to root for both Alaska and Florida, and it has nothing to do with secession
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(16)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Attention all doubters and haters: There is still plenty of room on the Arizona Cardinals band wagon as they continue their forward march towards being the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl
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(149)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If running a Christian ministry business from my courtroom is wrong, I don't want to be right. Or a judge, for that matter
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Howard, it's Jutting, Rurik Jutting. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. There's a dead hooker in a suitcase on my balcony, and another one in the living room. I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy
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(115)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carly Simon on lead, David Crosby and Jimmy Webb on harmony. An absolutely divine version of 'In My Room'
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A complete history of the rise and fall - and reincarnation - of the beloved '90s chatroom
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(42)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that "deathbed confession" from a "Lockheed scientist" about his dealing with aliens? Yeah, the pics he showed as "proof" of alien contact appear to be of an alien doll available from Walmart
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(69)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-violence organizers arrested for beating roommate. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to stab someone with
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(32)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find psychedelic mushrooms allow brains to hyperconnect, walls to breathe
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(91)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to live like a king in the land of the Scots? Here's a 16th century castle for the price of a one-bedroom flat in London
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(46)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
For sale: Cozy three bedroom, two full bathrooms, attached garage, 2,300 piece organ built into the walls
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(54)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta business owners would really appreciate it if MARTA would reopen their restrooms, because they're getting tired of people peeing on their showroom floors and overdosing in their restrooms
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No fat chicks in the changing rooms; you'll stretch out the clothes
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(37)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is not effective to quarantine people coming to the United States from West Africa. Except every single one of our troops being deployed there
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(96)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The people of Lucas, Kansas are on the edge of their seats as they wait to hear if their public restroom has won best in the nation
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(30)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Giants not even rooting for Giants
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(8)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Man filming girl in shower tries the old, "I was checking if my phone was waterproof" defense
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(42)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska State Troopers looking for a few good women
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cardinals' rookie outfielder Taveras traded to the angels
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(41)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
Can Father Gabriel be trusted? Will Gareth have his revenge? What will become of Daryl and Carol? And where the hell is Beth? Find out tonight in Four Walls and a Roof. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(476)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"I have never looked out at such an unhappy, uncomfortable, trapped audience in my life; the venues were abysmal; not a theater, just a field with a roof," says Morrissey, who assumed people hated the venue, not him
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(12)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Facebook now offering "rooms" in which you can chat. Boy, I wonder what new innovation will they think of next?
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(81)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
From epic sideburns to full beards - the history of Navy grooming regulations proves that sailors are the original hipsters
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High school football coach reinstated after concerns about his locker room "watermelon ritual." Gallagher approves
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world's 10 best bathrooms include one that's completely out of this world
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(7)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Much like your college roommate, the new Chevy Impala runs on food scraps, beer, and sewage
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(46)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall clear the air via text message after the Bears locker room fight
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What language tells us about the ancient roots of the stone age diet
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(31)
 
(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Obama has steadily lost white millennial voter support with his second-term floundering, according to the fire-breathing knee-jerk think-tank paleofascists at the Brookings Institution
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(126)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hookin' in the boys room / Hookin' in the boys room / Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules / 'Cause everybody knows that hookin' ain't allowed in school
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(78)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you leave your scale, Mary Jane and mushrooms in a bag on the bus, you probably shouldn't bother trying to go to lost and found
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(27)
 
(The Space Reporter)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first ice giant outside our solar system, perfect for marooning pesky first officers
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(26)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Big Lebowski painted after classic art works. They really tie the room together
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(33)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this time consuming grooming
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(22)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
'Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.'
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(83)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Definitive proof that Steve Jobs was Batman
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(17)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen calls off engagement to porn star girlfriend just weeks before the wedding, after realizing it's that time of year when the newest models hit the showroom
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(31)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Siri became an autistic boy's best friend and kicked up a little dust that was lingering in the room
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(48)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
When the patch, nicotine gum, counseling, and e-cigarettes can't help you stop smoking, maybe it's time to try magic mushrooms
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(38)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Use this neat trick to avoid waiting to be seen at the emergency room
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(73)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Prehistoric kangaroo walked on two legs, befriended a cow and turtle. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will the Royals break out the broom against the Orioles? Can the Cards even their series with the Giants despite having the worst in-game manager in baseball? It's your LCS Game 4 discussion thread. 1st game at 4PM Eastern on TBS
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(411)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Documentary filmmaker comes clean about what it was like being stuck with Edward Snowden in a hotel room for eight days. Also, Snowden suffers from bedhead like the rest of us
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some people just have a hard time letting go of their fallen soldiers, take for instant this French soldier's bedroom from WWI that hasn't changed for 96 years
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that weather phobia is a thing, a big swirling thing of wind and rain, filled with roof tiles, tree branches, farm animals, and, in general, going to get 1 in 10 Americans
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
102 years ago today - Teddy Roosevelt (Bull Moose-NY) gets shot in the chest, shrugs off the wound, gives an hour-long speech, then swims to Africa to strangle a wildebeest bare-handed. But remember, voting for a third-party candidate is a waste
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(221)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Base jumpers drop in on a rooftop pool party from the Kuala Lumpur 1200-ft tower. Now THAT is how you arrive at a party
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My teenage son won't stop masturbating; in his bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the penalty box during a hockey game--I keep yelling at him but he keeps going at it. How can I curtail his self-love?"
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Mon October 13, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Classroom decorations may hinder learning, prevent students from becoming good little drones content to stare at four blank walls each day for the rest of their lives
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(19)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President who pulled troops from Iraq before the job was done is being dubbed as one of the most successful Presidents of all time
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(204)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The dentist's waiting room is nerve racking enough and the last thing you want to see before it's your turn is some guy going Commando
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(14)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse: Offering a $1,270 class learning how to walk on all fours and jump like a kangaroo, or that people have already signed up
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(17)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Dell unveils new packaging for its computers made out of mushrooms, wheatgrass, and cow farts
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(4)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Adams' go-ahead three-run home run against Clayton Kershaw as called by Joe Buck (FOX Sports 1), John Rooney (KMOX), and Vin Scully (KLAC). A very interesting contrast in the announcing styles of a game changing moment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New voice-activated thermostat lets you control your home's temperature from any room just by shouting at the thing
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(39)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Goat jumps off roof, kills kid
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(59)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Soccer legend Roy Keane says team lost crucial game because players wanted to dance to Abba in the dressing room rather than play: "They were going out to play a match, testosterone levels were high. Farking Dancing Queen. It worried me"
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(10)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these presidents in the White House Blue Room
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(33)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Whatever happened to the Roosevelts?" I hope you're sitting down for this
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(46)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Further proof that our schools are failing us: "....was riding his 2010 Ducati motorcycle east on State Route 94 with six friends"
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(66)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Where's Scotty when you need him? Proof of principle experiment shows how to teleport an entire object
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artist transforms a log into Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, that must have been hard work
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(13)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You have to go to extremes to get into the headlines these days. Primary school teacher grooms boy for sex. Teacher gets boy's name tattoed on her chest. Boy is 10
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
RoomAlive does everything a holodeck does, except the one thing you most want to use a holodeck for
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Owners and workers at a cafe are shocked, SHOCKED that people are outraged at them for using the joke "Oscar Pistorius was super keen to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it" on their receipts
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(75)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
What's worse than being stopped by a state trooper and getting a ticket? Getting stopped by a state trooper and being asked if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior
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(171)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham really, really wants to send troops into Iraq. And Syria. And Iran
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(136)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News is SHOCKED that the President would make a joke about them, decides to go and pout in their room
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(151)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The gay marriage debate has splintered the GOP into 3 camps. No word on which one will be camping out at rest stop men's rooms
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Seventeen dollars for a bag of potato chips? Oh, Japanese dark chocolate covered potato chips: Droooooool, nom nom nom
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(21)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
County Judge Clay Jenkins, the top elected official of Dallas County, visited the Ebola-quarantined family then drove them to an isolated 4 bedroom home donated by another citizen
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What happens in storage unit #4 at 1397 Myrtle Avenue, Brooklyn stays in storage unit #4 at 1397 Myrtle Avenue, Brooklyn. But it's streamed online via webcam while it happens
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When your husband spends so much time in the bathroom that you need to buy him a cushioned toilet seat to prevent a backache, he's not "reading and doing his work"
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(55)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The lights in your bedroom are making you fat
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Group protests Maroon 5 "Animals" video, for reasons other than "It's a song by Maroon 5"
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(9)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
There are not enough flowers and foot rubs in the world to make up for the fact that you left your wife passed out in the bathroom of a bar after she vomited all over herself
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(80)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
College Republican chairwoman goes full voter suppression. Fark: on a conservative grassroots org
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(88)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Why did the rooster cross the road (and hitch a 112-mile ride)? Sometimes you just need to get away from the coup
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(17)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC opens MTA headquarters time capsule from 1950 in Brooklyn, finds chunky tomato soup
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(38)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists invent a new material that can suck all the oxygen out of a room - much like a Dane Cook show
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(57)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's most British rescue ever, two walkers winched to safety in Dumfries after one clinged to a shepherd's crook
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(22)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ohio State marching band does it again with an incredible Wizard of Oz halftime show, complete with a tornado, dancing scarecrow, and a flying witch on a broomstick. Amazing stuff
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(28)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne turns 30 in latest proof that punks not dead
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(52)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This kayak is not only transparent but also military-grade bulletproof. Ejector seats optional
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(30)
 

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