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377 headlines found matching 'Roo'
Sun September 25, 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's see how many of the Fortune 100 CEOs are backing the "world's greatest businessman"... Hello? Hello? Anyone here? (taps mic) Is this thing on? Where is everyone? Am I in the right room? Hello?
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to buy a house complete with a baseball diamond, basketball court, locker room, weight room, and theater, Cal Ripken, Jr. wants to talk to you
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(Some World Cup Guy)
 
 
 
It's the World Cup of Hockey sudden death Semi-Final - Canada v. Russia - Puck drops at 7 PM ET. Will it live up to 1972's Summit Series? Will 2005's Crosby/Ovi rookie rivalry get back to being a rivalry? Does Russia have a snowball's chance?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News presents proof that Hillary Clinton is a high priest of the shadow occult
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Missing teen and former high school math teacher found together in motel room. Authorities suspect 25 went into 16 multiple times
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Sox dig out the ol' broom for one last sweep of the O's. Gotta love September in the park
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks receives National Medal of Arts, then celebrates by pretending to pull Obama's pants down
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested after forcing two female inmates to have sex while in jail. Police grew suspicious when conference room lights were off, lit by candlelight instead
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
DARPA finally perfects a hacker-proof computer code ...but if they showed you they'd have to kill you
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
That MLB player you see in your rear view mirror is just the Yankees' Gary Sanchez running away with the AL Rookie of the Year Award
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Bourdain rocks Reddit AMA with takes on beer and chicken. "Please notice that Nashvillians themselves don't eat the extra-hot fried chicken. They know better. Unless you've got three or four days to spend in a bathroom, I really advise against that"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Store staff brought a key to open the changing room door, and police found the man in the changing room along with "several condoms, condom wrappers, a razor blade, a Rice Krispie Bar, and a Rice Krispie Bar inside of a condom"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Man arrested for microaggression inside Univeristy of Iowa library restroom
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles rookie Trey Mancini makes his first career hit a home run and no one was more excited than his mom in the stands. She even got the ball back
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proving that they are willing to put country before party, Republicans are rejecting the hate filled, racist, sexist, crooked con man their dysfunctional party nominated for President. No, wait...never mind, they're uniting behind him
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kid eating alone in lunchroom suddenly finds himself surrounded
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Good: Police calls about man on roof turn out to be a mannequin. Bad: It's dressed in a KKK hood and robe. Fark: Connecticut
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Police look for missing teen. News: They find her using Facebook. Fark: She was in her bedroom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend asked me to be her maid of honor; the theme is Mardi Gras, and she told us all that the groomsmen would throw beads at the bridesmaids and we'd have to flash our breasts. I agreed, but now I'm having regrets. What do?"
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Mon September 19, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson's knee injury may have revealed a flaw in the Minnesota Vikings's new stadium, since when do you have to go through a restaurant to go to the locker room?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Architect falls off roof of NYC skyscraper. Apparently the final words he wrote in his notebook were "needs railing"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Your girlfriend is not going to be happy if you speed off in her car without her permission. Especially if she's clinging to the roof of her car while you do so
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Sun September 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the man on a mission to save carnivorous plants from extinction. The well known Venus Flytrap only exists in the wild in one part of Wilmington, North Carolina. And, it'll probably go extinct because of local bathroom laws
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jane Goodall says Trump is a lot like a male chimpanzee without the common sense and grooming abilities. He also likes to hurl a lot of feces
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Buster Posey hits his first homer in two months and was rewarded in the dugout ...with the silent treatment. Yup, it's not just for rookies
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
♫ Everybody was Kung Fu Figh- ♫ Naw, maybe "Ballroom Blitz"? Nope. Speed it up and play Yakity Sax
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Trump's new DC hotel filled with items made in China. While staying there, you can also have a Qur'an hand-delivered to your room
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Family of 10 turns down 5 bedroom council house saying it's not big enough. It didn't even have a dining room. How are people supposed to live without a dining room? I mean, that's just barbaric
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Move over, Syrian refugees-we've got to make room for Russians seeking "pornographic asylum" too
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Provide proof that a conspiracy theory is true. Link goes to inspiration
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Bill Murray's son has a restaurant in Brooklyn. Come by this weekend and you may get a drink made by Bill Murray
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "And you know who is the real crook? Crooked Hill-" Pastor: Whooooa there, I'm gonna stop you right there. Trump: Well f*ck it, that's all I got. *leaves*
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and hate skeleton Ann Coulter says Colin Powell's emails are hilarious and will ruin his reputation, says he "sounds like the biggest Washington DC biatch since Alice Roosevelt Longworth"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe joins cast of Super Troopers 2. This could be bad; this could be not so bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 93 room hotel with 350 seat auditorium, daycare, restaurant, coffee shop, sports club, and health spa/fitness center finds new way to avoid taxes. Fark: By declaring themselves a church
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will win the CWC? Will Bobby Roode have a glorious Full Sail debut? Will Killshot kill Marty the Moth? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with Lucha Underground on El Rey and NXT on WWE Network at 8 PM, followed by CWC Live Finale at 9PM on WWE Network
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"100 percent proof UFOs hide in clouds"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton doesn't have pneumonia - she's possessed by the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt, contracted via Ouija boards and an intense session of D & D
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's new D.C. hotel opens with rooms going for $500 a night. Which is a bargain compared to what it will cost if Trump is in the White House every night for the next four years
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves rookie learns a valuable MLB lesson - Never stand directly in back of teammates playing catch
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
You remember that weird-but-cool band with the spiked hair face logo? The one your stoner college roommate had a spare $5 ticket for that one time? Yeah, that one. Well, good luck finding a spare ticket this time around, pal
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Mon September 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Obama of illegally influencing the Fed. With no proof, of course
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard a state trooper was injured in an accident, so another trooper taking the first trooper to the hospital was injured in another accident, and then a third trooper responding to the accidents was injured in yet another accident
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"I wonder if this bullet-proof vest still works?", he wondered out loud. So his cousin pulled out a gun and... well, it's Florida, so you already know what happens
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iPhone 7 Razor Armor Shockproof & Scratch Resistant Case. The headphone jack issue is bizarre but the new camera upgrades are tempting. I for one welcome my continued Apple overlords. (Sponsored Link)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You can try to intentionally walk Yankees rookie Gary Sanchez but he'll just laugh at your feeble attempt and hit an almost-homer anyway
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"Your new girlfriend or boyfriend may not like your large macaw who wants to bite them or may be afraid of your pet kangaroo that can kick and box with the power of Muhammad Ali"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's DC hotel project may be heading for the usual end of most Trump projects. His winning bid would mean he'd have to charge the most per room of any hotel in DC to remain financially afloat
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Sat September 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finland, having been spared thus far from Taco Bell's sinister plot to destroy toilets globally, has to rely on other methods to totally wreck bathroom fixtures
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Rookies only guess they got blackout drunk the night before when the cops wake them up. Pros get shaken awake by cops behind the wheel at 8 a.m, still drunk. And already IN a prison. And wearing women's skinny jeans for some reason
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's cool being an NFL rookie fullback and finally getting your first career carry. Even better if it's a 28-yard touchdown run
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is how you ride the Roomba like a cat BOSS
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Brain scans can provide foolproof biometric ID, but will also reveal whether you're an alcoholic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stockbroker accused of rape with the "I thought she was crying because my penis is so enormous" defense gets six years in prison from the judge and a huge eyeroll from everyone in the courtroom
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops stumble upon eight-foot-tall marijuana plants at Brooklyn apartment building while investigating unrelated crime. Jackpot
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Thu September 08, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Much has changed since the Denver defeated the Panthers in Super Bowl 50. Will Denver be able to score with a rookie QB, will Von Miller continue to hassle Cam Newton or will the Panthers feast on the Bronies? Opening night thread on NBC at 8:30pm ET
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Here's why cricket is more like dancing than sport: "It is exactly like playing music, only the ball is the groove"
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
"Bananas buy mushrooms for the second time this year"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Crowdfunded sequel to Super Troopers is filming right meow
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Down badly in the pollls, NC governor Pat McCrory decides his path to victory is to remind voters he was the guy responsible for the "Bathroom Bill" which has cost the state billions in lost revenue and is supported by just 36% of voters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know, if you were a suspicious person, Trump's claim yesterday that he would ask his generals to come up with a plan to defeat ISIS 30 days after he's elected might make you think his previous "foolproof" secret plan never actually existed
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Day one of the Dildo trials: "No, Ryan, you can't dress up like a cowboy in my courtroom"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea's Fearless Leader has done it again. He has banned sarcasm. No word on if he has troops carrying portable rocket launchers to punish violators
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nashville held its annual National Beard and Moustache Championships this past weekend. Top prize included a tube of Brylcreem, a one-way ticket to Brooklyn, and a copy of the Village Voice
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Because no one has ever cut a giant hole in a bagel-shaped glass roof and dropped water nine stories to the ground, the engineers on the project were concerned"
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(Technabob)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Imperial Stormtrooper
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rookie Dansby Swanson and his glorious hair hustled for an inside-the-parker, his first career home run. Behold the perfect combination of his speed, an elusive carom off the wall and an all-or-nothing run around the bases
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No matter how you spin it, crooked Hillary is still crooked
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Once again, Ann Coulter is the least self-aware person in the room, tries to blame Comedy Central for making her look bad
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Drunk, breaking down the bathroom door, throwing up and speaking in Arabic' is one way to get thrown off an airline, son
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We understand if you feel the need to light a stick of incense after using your workplace's bathroom. Just don't put it on a cardboard box
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Mon September 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
There's good money to be made injecting stem cells into, well, just about anything. And you don't even need proof that it works
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Sun September 04, 2016
(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Crooks still calling the cops and to brag that they'll never be caught, but this one became ironic in record time
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Most scholars thought I was nuts to start talking about large, permanent maroon settlements in the Great Dismal Swamp, but the third archaeological dig came through
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Reba McEntire lists riverfront farm in Tennessee for $7.9 million. The home is 12,800 square feet, has 7 bedrooms, and 5 bathrooms - three of which are actually inside the house
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After eight years in the minors, and with his parents watching in the stands, Marlins rookie gets his first career hit .... then immediately makes a base running blunder
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
♫ Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, and up come kittens from the drain ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It is pretty impressive that you threw a 2-liter soda bottle from the top of your roof, having it bounced a couple of times on your driveway, and actually making it go through your basketball hoop... as long as you call bank
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Fri September 02, 2016
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Kid hands out ghost peppers in school lunch room and all hell breaks loose
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Point: You can help advocate for immigrants. Counterpoint: You'll have to stare at a naked statue of Donald Trump in your living room
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"Hi -- I'm Ashton Kutcher, and I'm funding all the classroom projects in the state of Iowa." In other news, this is not an episode of "Punk'd"
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(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Courtroom stunned into silence by fart, but who did the crime?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rooftop garden
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Actual ad: You could vote for Hillary, who is crooked and predictable, like the mob in Gotham City. Or you could go for Trump and get the chaotic hell the Joker would provide. But, you could vote for Gary Johnson, THE GODDAMN BATMAN
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New report says there's no proof that edible sunscreens work. Other than the fact that you never see anyone with a sunburned tongue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo has discovered who the state's real crooks are: those sneaky charities, your SPCAs and Planned Parenthoods and whatnot, and especially those dastardly food banks
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Wed August 31, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Science has been looking into this over the summer, and they have conclusive proof that Superman could totes disguise himself as Clark Kent with a pair of dollar-store eyeglasses
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I went to the bathroom this morning myself, but I didn't make it to the front page of the Washington Post
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trump is less popular than Public Restrooms, Middle Seats on Airplanes, People Who Leave Voicemails, Hillary Clinton and even Duke. But he tied with Personal Injury Lawyers and beat Bubonic Plague, so that's nice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I never seen a puffball that big," says 84-year-old mushroom collector
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Phallus-shaped mushroom can instantly trigger an intense female orgasm
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
On The Tonight Show, Mel Brooks eulogizes and shares his memories of Gene Wilder, admits he's still in shock
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Tue August 30, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Heated argument over Flamin' Hot Cheetos causes Crook (name and job title) to ignite his rage. He gets all fired up and tries to torch the gas station
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Undrafted rookie linebacker Myke Tavarres does the fastest backpedal drill in the history of the NFL after realizing cuts are coming in the next few days
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Mon August 29, 2016
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Come on in, folks; let me show you through this spacious three-bedroom, two-bath split-level with detached garage, central air, and naked couple going at it on the floor
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Chargers and Joey agree on rookie contract, aren't angry anymore
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign runs ad pushing tax plan that Trump doesn't support. It's like they sit in a room with little plastic scissors and Elmers glue, cut things out of magazines, and the best one each day is Trump's Important Policy Idea
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy a cocktail with horseradish and beet-root? You have similar tastes to Putin
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"Stamina Watch: Trump vs. Hillary. Who Lasts Longer?" Please be about the bedroom please be about the bedroom
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Sun August 28, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That whole problem with Trump's campaign chief not living in the home he used to register to vote has been fixed. He just changed his voter registration address to the home of a fellow Breitbart reporter. I'm totes sure they're roomies
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Fri August 26, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani: Donald Trump's big immigration reversal was shaped by an 800-pound Jersey gorilla in the room
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shoe-in for the dumbest 'proof' of alien life on Mars
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you were betting on it at home, here is what could be the breakout rookies for all 32 teams
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
Bored? Stroll around the Red Roof Inn nude
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"At first, the woman ran across rooftops. Then, she decided to strip naked so she wouldn't be noticed"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump campaign finds undeniable proof of voter fraud. Let's just say there's a good reason for the Fail tag here
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
2016 kills the only stormtrooper able to hit something
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump donated $110,000 to Crooked Hillary's criminal foundation
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Thu August 25, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nude all-female production of Shakespeare's The Tempest sparks outrage in New York over plans for it to be held in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. To bare or not to bare that is the question (Not safe for work)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dozens of rounds fired in drive-by shooting injure no one, as apparently the Imperial Stormtroopers are getting rowdy again
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Target learns that not everyone is OK with allowing creepy old pervs use the women's restrooms or change along side their little daughters. 7.2% of overall sales worth
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Psychologist says that 4:00 AM is the most productive and creative hour. Especially for men who have to quickly come up with an explanation as to why they're sneaking back into the bedroom at that time of the day
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Wed August 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
These eight human train-wrecks are proof that Donald Trump really doesn't hire 'all the best people'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can own the original station wagon from National Lampoon's Vacation, perfect for tying dogs to the bumper and aunts to the roof
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tokyo Olympic medals may be made from recycled smartphones. Except for the swimming medals, which will be made from vandalized gas station bathroom doors
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Tue August 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Avengers 3: I am Groot
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dorfman accused of cheating in order to raise his 0.2 GPA. Otter prohibited from cross-examining "Student X", who may not have even been in the same room
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Conclusive proof that video games and television cause people to act violently. JUST KIDDING. That's a bs argument based on manipulated social theories. Now that it's settled lets play Mortal Kombat while set to "maximum gore splatter"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Groom decides to go through with their wedding despite tornado warning sirens going off. "I figured if we were going to get hit, maybe it was meant to be"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: man has issues with roommates. Still not news: man vents on Twitter about killing his roommates. I think you know where this is going
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In anticipation of the upcoming Radio City Music Hall screening of Blazing Saddles, Mel Brooks discusses the history and some little-known facts about his satirical classics
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Sun August 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Tyler Black or Prince Devitt be the first Universal Champion? CAN the Showoff steal the WWE World Title? HOW 'roided out is Brock Lesnar going to be? LIVE from BROOKLYN, THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam '16 thread (7pm ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Minnesota," Mr. Trump said. "What?" I asked, turning to the candidate with a look of confusion on my face. "Minnesota," he repeated. "I think we can win Minnesota." Looking around carefully, I slowly exited the room, avoiding any sudden movements
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Sat August 20, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS. Will Roode give in, will Roode give in before he's victorious? Will Samoa Joe defend? Will Asuka Defend? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn, tonight at 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The American Family Association has been urging like-minded Christians to boycott Target over the company's decision to not worry about which bathroom people use; now they're saying if the boycott fails, "Christians will not be able to pee anywhere"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cool: Walk off win. Cooler: Walk off home run. Coolest: Walk off inside the park home run. Fark: 2nd walk off in a row for the same rookie and first walk off inside the park home run for the team since 1916
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(Friendly Bounce)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook bought a car dealership in Los Angeles, which is as close as the Lakers have been to a star free agent in years
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Outlaw attack rooster taken into custody, sentenced to live on a farm
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Roommate responds to "Deez Nuts" with "Deez Bullets"
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
US has 38,000 employees in Afghanistan: 29,000 defense contractors, almost 9,000 U.S. troops
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
White House property now has a market value of $250 million. Or in California real estate terms, a three bedroom fixer upper in Chatsworth
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Location, location, location. Spacious retreat with 6 bedrooms, 2 baths includes gym and plenty of storage. Stainless steel appliances in all the right places. Being sold below cost
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Former Trump insider Paul Manafort once organized a protest where the protesters threw rocks at U.S. troops. Thank God Trump only hired true American patriots
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's a brief history of drunken British sailors: "Imagine downing half a pint of overproof rum and then going back to work. Now, let's imagine work happened to be on the decks of a vast 18th-century Royal Navy ship"
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple dropping the term "Store" from their, uh, monolithic rooms that hold expensive products and customers bad at math
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots: "Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So that police officer that robbed them may have been a pissed off security guard trying to stop the US swimmers from drunkenly breaking into a bathroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Before you go on vacation, check to see you haven't left your dog on the roof of your house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Overcomplicate your favorite movie quotes. Example: changing "That rug really tied the room together" to "That carpet produced an aesthetically pleasing effect when viewed with the surrounding furniture and decor"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't join the 'mile high club'? Well there's always the 'roof high club'
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Wed August 17, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe and Nakamura's last face-off before Brooklyn end peacefully? CAN Tony Nese overcome THE Brian Kendrick? IS SOMEONE getting their farking head kicked in? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(BBC)
 
 
 
To make room for all the political prisoners Erdogan is arresting on his post-coup purge fest, Turkey is releasing tens of thousands of criminals who were arrested before the coup
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Aryan fellow who thinks Hitler's great will be running Trump Youth groups who'll be busy breaking shop windows and rooting out undesirables. Their shirts will undoubtedly be brown
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New York state resident and fan of mushrooms creates a Super Mario Brothers-themed corn maze
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB reminder - If you try to touch Adrian Beltre's head, he'll flip out. If you try to give him a post game shower, he'll fight you off with a broom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not news... Seriously, it's not news. Just a bag of fries on a car roof, that's all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Roomba creator responds to reports of 'poopocalypse': 'We see this a lot'
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Mon August 15, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Still have your one goldfish swimming in a little fish bowl? Man builds a 10,000 gallon reef tank aquarium in his living room
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever been tempted to contact a number scrawled on a men's room stall? This guy did and found the love of his life
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Sun August 14, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Ah, Key West High School. Come for the Conchs cheerleaders, stay for naked man showering off with garden hose next to girls' locker room
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
China is planning on creating an army of giant bees to take over the world. We have photographic proof of the hives under construction
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cops respond to emergency call reporting "paranormal activities" inside house, witness lights flashing, clothes flying around the room and see dog on top of a hedge. Surprisingly, not a promotion for The Conjuring 3
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How did American politics get insane? Hear me out. Its because we have less pork, less earmarks, less backroom negotiations, and less party machine wheeling and dealing
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Fri August 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate 44 pounds of psychedelic mushrooms found inside a home under a giant toadstool surrounded by dryads and centaurs locked in a timeless battle with fire-breathing llamas ridden by digital leaf people burrowing out from your mind's eye
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
This is the bathroom stall you should choose every time if you want the cleanest one, according to science
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Michigan, Hillary Clinton calls Donald J. Trump, her esteemed opponent in the upcoming election, "an enemy of the little guy." No word on whether she will be adding a little person with a broom to her campaign staff
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
New York City wants to turn the Brooklyn Bridge into "Times Square in the sky," allowing pedestrians and cyclists to get punched by a drunken, anti-Semitic Elmo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More fallout from the crackup of the Republican party - David Brooks now thinks we should be hippies and live communally
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hey Democrats, that 800-pound gorilla in the election room is the Supreme Court that will be voted on by the "silent majority" of Trump voters. Put your quivering boots on now
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Listen to master storyteller Vin Scully give the history behind Boston's 'Beantown' nickname. More proof that Vin Scully knows absolutely everything
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Semi crash spills Budweiser on the streets of Brooklyn. And nothing of value was lost
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miguel Sano hits a baseball where none have EVER gone before: off the Tropicana Field roof. Not the catwalk ... the actual roof
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes used money from Fox News to fund a "Black Room" at Fox News headquarters where investigators and public relations staffers investigated and plotted again the executive's personal enemies and sexual harassment victims
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The man who assaulted Dylann Roof in jail just had his $100,000 bond posted
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is National Root Beer Day. Tell us your favorite brand. Also, float or no float?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those of you who like to eat, drink coffee and groom yourself behind the wheel in NJ are going to have to make some changes
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
9 different signs to distinguish the men's room from the ladies' room
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lying Donald admits to trying to save us from Crooked Hillary
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Texas professors sue the state over a new open carry law, insisting there is no reason for students to come into their classrooms armed to the teeth, and the presence of guns puts students and teachers on edge, inhibiting learning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to stay at the world's largest hotel? Good luck trying to find your room among the 10,000 it has
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Thu August 04, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Despite Arizona's reputation for backwardness, they actually had technology in the classroom, even computers, back in the 1980s up to today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I am guessing "every farking thing they have said for the last 15 years". Fail tag was to busy googling an image of Mal talking about chickens coming home to roost
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Santeria priestess in Loudoun County, VA found guilty of animal cruelty after improperly sacrificing her roosters. Wait, there's a proper way to sacrifice roosters?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you see a state trooper in a marked vehicle driving on the highway at a high rate of speed, don't tail behind him trying to document him breaking the speed limit. They don't appreciate that
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Wed August 03, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Bobby Roode still make an Impact? WILL Hideo Itami be out for blood? WHO will emerge victorious: Gargano or Ciampa? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" kicks off with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Last time subby had a link on Hillary's fundraising greenlit, he said fund had to be regularly swept for cartoon swimming ducks. Now scrooge probably can't get in because he can't afford the entrance fee. Trump still financed by Chris Christie panhandling
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Mon August 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russia denies hacking the DNC, invading Crimea, sending troops to Syria, fighting in WWII, and overthrowing the Czars
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(Newser)
 
 
 
When your alarm clock's a rooster: not terribly weird. When your alarm clock is 11 roosters that live with you in a cave: OK, weird. When you're almost 80 and have been living this way for 40 years: Fark-level weird
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
This delightful room at a Comfort Inn overlooking the Boston area's finest Jiffy Lubes and Dunkin' Donuts can be yours for just $279 a night plus tax. Perfectly reasonable
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Sun July 31, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
7000 Turkish troops surround and seal off US/NATO nuclear air base. It's just a "safety inspection." Nothing to see here, move along
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Sat July 30, 2016
(LiveStrong)
 
 
 
Nothing is sacred at Google, who now wants to store sensors all over our bathrooms to help optimize our lives. Maybe next will the sensors will be in the bedroom, so we can know just how badly we're disappointing our significant others
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not often you run across the phrase "an impenetrable mathematical hellscape" in the legitimate scientific press, but this 500-page proof of inter-universal Teichmüller Theory is making mathematicians shoot blood from their eyes
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Fri July 29, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Democratic National Convention was so poorly organized that only half of the empty interfaith prayer rooms had prayer rugs
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Col Rob Maness always wondered what happened to the man burned beyond recognition who needed him to hold his leaky IV line and pray for his survival. A chance encounter at the RNC in a dusty room confirmed LTC Brian Bidwell survived
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
House for sale, goes from a two-room flat to a 15-room mansion depending on how vigorously you rub it
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Church musician busted after putting his penis through a glory hole in a public bathroom. But in fairness, he IS an organist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOP hiding in bathrooms after mocking Tim Kaine for wearing Honduras flag pin, which is actually a pin honoring his son, the deployed Marine
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Wed July 27, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teen boy forced to sleep overnight on airport floor when he discovers he's at that awkward age where he's old enough to be bumped from a connecting flight but too young to be trusted to sleep alone in a hotel room
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Trans bathroom issue invades Canada
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Tue July 26, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Pizza, the world's saddest polar bear, exhibited in Chinese shopping mall showroom at height of summer for some inexplicable reason
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thorbjörn Fälldin, former Prime Minister of Sweden, dies at the age of 90. He'll be remembered fondly as a formidable leader in the post-war era, and as the namesake for a tasteful birch-wood dining room ensemble
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Proof that Democrats hate America...the DNC has zero American flags. Thanks Obama
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Mon July 25, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
After seeing how well received the NC bathroom bill is, WV Republicans are trying to pass their own
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"The software knows where the wearable is, and it knows where all of the smartphones are." I can't wait until I start getting targeted toilet paper ads the second I feel a rumble and head to the bathroom
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Visit this picturesque Austrian town complete with bone house which contains the bones of thousands which they put there when the cemetery ran out of room. But, don't worry, the names of most of the skulls' former owners were written on each skull
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Greatest courtroom transcript ever now an Adult Swim cartoon (NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Or kids-no idea why there's one in the picture)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Australia, finding a live saltwater crocodile in your bathtub is a sure sign you've been burgled: "I didn't want to go near it but I really needed to go to the bathroom" (pics)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
St. Louis rookie pitcher make his MLB debut, gives up 9 runs in 1 1/3 innings, leaves the game with the rarely seen ERA of 60.75
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(Daily Mail)
 
Video
 
Man in shorts with broom vs. pissed off raccoon. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if the fire in Southern California weren't causing enough panic, now it's tripping on 'shrooms
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Sat July 23, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
On their way to do something good/something bad, Rocket and Groot are going to stop by the International Space Station
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A crooked businessman who claimed he was bankrupt has been jailed after he hid a £1.2million mansion full of antiques and cannabis in a giant garden shed" (pics)
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Do we have America's first Pokemon Go winner? A Brooklyn man claims he has caught all 142 of them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man, it smells like something died in this fast food restaurant's restroom. Oh, wait
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party I worked for died in this room tonight"
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Court clerk finds phone in courtroom. Because this is Fark, you already guessed what was on it
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Spoon & Tamago)
 
 
 
Groovy 1960s Japanese portable record players, once a necessity for families too poor to afford quality stereo sets, are now collector's items
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Military troops favor Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson for president over Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Ron Paul thinks Gary is winning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NBA pulls out of North Carolina over bathroom legislation
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Want to do some room-temperature quantum computing? Grab a handful of mothballs and get started
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Wed July 20, 2016
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are making the RNC ladies' bathrooms great
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Someone please turn out the lights to the physics classroom, we might have gone to our limit on understanding the Universe
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are 10 proofs that the Earth is flat ... and by "proofs," I mean arguments that a 10-year-old could debunk
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby has gone blind thanks to progressive cornea disease, rendering him a prisoner in his own house. Not even the best pr0n and roofies can get him off now
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Say what you like about Mike Pence, but his wife is a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge PD: "This attack is proof we need to militarize our police even more"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police believe that two women found dead in a Rhawnhurst motel room Sunday, with their heads covered with plastic bags and their hands tied behind their backs, committed suicide together
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of the old saying "Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line": New poll shows 88% of Republicans now say they support Donald Trump, including 79% of people who, during the primary, said they did not support him at all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The group End Times Prophecies says you're going to miss your 10 a.m. dog grooming appointment on July 30th even though you've never missed it before
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets new job, drinks six pints, wakes up on glass roof 75 feet above the ground with no recollection of how he got there. When police asked if he had caused a public nuisance he said: 'Yeah, I was found on the roof so I suppose I did"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a fugitive from justice and trying to avoid the police but you also play Pokemon Go, chances are that Charizard in the booking room the police invite you to catch is just a big scam
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Banker gets hired to turn bank around, accuses the previous manager of fraud, withdraws suit, hires a Santeria priest to sacrifice an alligator in the conference room, get shot in his car, and--wait, back up one
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tattoo artist has goal of tattooing all 151 Pokemon on 151 different people, but is having trouble finding someone who wants the two-mushroom crab one or the poison sludge one
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Sat July 16, 2016
(The British Open)
 
 
 
Moving day in the wind and rain at Royal Troon. Mix a Bloody Mary and join other golf nerds in The 145th Open discussion thread. Lefty tees off at 10:20 eastern
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks is writing an Abby Normally fun-sounding Young Frankenstein book. And subby really wishes she was the one who thought up the headline
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Fri July 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As if we needed more proof of why you should NEVER wear a $250,000 gold shirt in public
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hard to tell who to root for here: guy fired from the Trump campaign for being a racist is being sued by the campaign for $10 million for violating an NDA by claiming Lewandowski and Hope Hick were having affair. Which they deny. Wait
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The new movie Equals is about as exciting as a room full of computer programmers
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Can Lefty recover from that lip out? Will the typical Scottish weather finally show up? Will Rory stick his foot in his mouth again? It's Round 2 of the 145th Open Championship from Royal Troon (1:30am EDT, Golf Channel/Sky Sports)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bank robbery suspect exits bathroom covered with feces, shares with deputies
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fifity million year old mushroom found trapped in amber. No word on snakes
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Wed July 13, 2016
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Star Wars 8 had dancing stormtroopers at its wrap party
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(Times Gazette)
 
 
 
So a small town mayor walks into a courtroom
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding employee looking for a private room at her place of work where she can express her milk is told to use the store's computer server room. Fark: Woman finds out a few days later that the room has a surveillance camera
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams says he was drug tested "at least 500 times" in NFL, some of the drug testers were "like family." Like the one he called Mom, who raised him, and the one he called Casper, who flew around the room. Smoking pot is fun
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article on on all the strange places Pokemon Go gyms can be found including White House, Pentagon, your mom's bedroom and that windowless white van over there
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the NL snap the AL's 3 game winning streak? Will someone groove a pitch to Big Papi? Will the shoepisser have people reaching for the mute button by the second inning? It's your 2016 MLB All-Star Game thread. Coverage at 7:30 EDT on Fox
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are two separate American soccer cultures: one white, the other Latino. One, based in Brooklyn, Portland, and Seattle, attracts many more cosplayers and media. The other, based in the South and Southwest, attracts many more fans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days when people like Teddy Roosevelt or John Dean, or Dick Cheney were running the country about now is when the 6th fleet would be headed to Caracas with about 5,000 Marines aboard
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you remind you remind you not to harvest the National Park mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms
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Mon July 11, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
It's one thing to convince your insurance company you need new shingles due to storm damage. It's quite another to convince them you need new shingles because someone stole your roof
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Jesse manage to get Arseface back from Hell, or is that going to drive the rest of the season? Will Sheriff Root root out the truth from Jesse? Will Tulip and Cassidy keep bonding? It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man says Bigfoot ruined his life; skeptics argue there's no proof man's life even exists
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Possibly the cutest thing you will see all day: Orphaned kangaroo clings to man's leg and doesn't want him to go away
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The Tour de France became momentarily diverting today when leader Chris Froome punched the shiat out of a fan
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Wil Myers is renting out a room for the All-Star break and Noah Syndergaard took him up on it. Networks scramble for a potential sitcom
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if someone offers to do cheap cosmetic surgery on you in a hotel room you should just say no
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Fri July 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Nets have paid $75 million for Crabbe, are now looking for lots and lots of melted butter
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(Daily Life (Australia))
 
 
 
Rich Cohen is handsome ...in an earthy, soily, mushroomy kind of way, the sort of home-style, soul-food, eyes-too-wide-apart handsome that Hollywood forgot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Worker who was given a paycheck worth 100x what he should have received blows most of it on a new car, hotel rooms, designer clothes, cocaine, vodka, and online gambling. The rest he wasted
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Viddy well this gazetta article about designing "A Clockwork Orange" poster. Kubrick trifecta on play ohh my droogs
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Wed July 06, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's lawyer: Yeah the kid shot nine people, but geez, you don't have to make a federal case out of it
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Tue July 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Re: Primary voters: "Passing up the out-of-touch insiders, they went for an overflowing souffle of crazy incompetence in the form of Donald Trump." was uttered by that uber liberal fool a) Clinton; b) Sanders; c) NYT Columnist David Brooks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You're a crook, you're a cheat and a swindler." Share your stories on how someone ripped you off or cheated you out of something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporter and Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson shows his tenuous grasp of history, says the proof Jesus exists can be found because "our entire calendar revolves around him." Who knew that Jesus was a Greco-Roman God?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Later today, NASA will attempt to slow down the Juno spacecraft from 165,000 mph in order to insert it into orbit around Jupiter. You can watch the action at NASA's control room live beginning 10:30 ET at link in story
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists at the University of Southeast Norway have released microorganisms into a Pac-Man maze, with euglena playing Pac-Man and rotifers for ghosts (w/ vid)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Regenerative tooth fillings could put an end to root canals, stories about which may be submitted to your right
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook IS really worth $344 million, and other tales of the NBA's new salary cap. It's all about overspending vs projected performance
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from a Tennessee courtroom
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Fri July 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A century ago tonight, 100,000 British troops waited to go over the top. By the next night, 20,000 were dead. At the going down of the sun and in the morning/We will remember them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
On this week's You're Doing It Wrong episode: School removes bathroom stall doors to "reduce anxiety" for students
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Thu June 30, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Three words: ROOMBA BEER PONG
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Going through a car wash? Rule #1 - Close the sunroof (language Not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Has conservative radio host Laura Ingraham solved the bathroom/gender debate? Depends
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Wed June 29, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
God on Donald Trump, Kanye West and... "Bang bang into the room"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a story that comes as a surprise to absolutely no one on planet Earth, Jamie Lynn Spears found out she was pregnant in a gas station bathroom
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(DW)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king, even at 90. Happy birthday, Mel Brooks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Crooked Hillary's NV campaign chair tried to buy a bunch of two-headed coins to win NV's coinflip tiebreakers. There are two things wrong with the previous sentence
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Mon June 27, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix homeowner starts a graveyard on his roof, without a license
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia is harassing U.S. diplomats all over Europe. One diplomat found that someone had defecated on his living room rug. That rug really tied the room together
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida crook gets the biggest black eye you've ever seen after victim beats him with his own baseball bat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon may be a progressive area of a very blue state, but you are still going to get shot if you sneak into a child's bedroom at night
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel, Rome elects first female mayor in MMM years, and Columbus gets a swirly from Akron: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/19 - 6/25
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police say body cameras did not turn off when they went to the bathroom. What a bunch of junk
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The latest victim of NYC's real-estate plutocracy? A legendary swingers' club: "After the last night, they are giving away all the furniture and pillows, and the mats from the Mat Room." Ewww
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 25 JUNE, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Rookie's bodycam reveals New Mexico law enforcement's lax reaction to a reported drunk driver - and D.A. for 3 counties - in her state-owned Dodge. Whoopsie
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Proof that octopi can scamper backwards on two legs. Nope, nope, nope, nope
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Border Collie puppy spaced out on magic mushrooms reaches out, touches the face of Dog
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo warned Penn State about Jerry Sandusky back in 2001. No word on Mr. Greenjeans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Forget spices -- modern chefs are now seasoning their food with microorganisms
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two guys staying at Rodeway Inn in Gallup, NM discover EVERY room key opens EVERY room. Hilarity and viral video ensue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have UFO hunters finally found 'absolute proof of life' on Mars? Short answer: No. Long answer: Why don't you go over and play with yourself in the corner while the adults talk among themselves
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jobu and his shrine return to the Cleveland Indians' locker room
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australian woman finds 5 meters of nope in her guest room
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Video proof that American GIs drove Teslas during WWII
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delusional individuals actually think that they can leverage to pressure presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton into rooting out corporate influence inside the party
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Professional wedding planners share their experiences of the most outrageous bride and groomzillas they've ever encountered
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Monty the python invades house's guest room after living inside its walls for at least 15 years. It is my belief that this snake was labouring under the misapprehension that he was a cat
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy little mushroom
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
Remember how Clinton allies in Brooklyn purged the voter rolls to disenfranchise Bernie supporters? Turns out that Hispanic voters -- who overwhelmingly supported Clinton -- were hardest hit. Oops
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Trump's companies making out like Scrooge McDuck thanks to Trump's candidacy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman takes funny photograph of her 3-year-old daughter standing on a toilet and gets ready to send it to her husband for a laugh until her daughter says that she learned in school what to do if she is stuck in a bathroom and someone starts shooting
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook now features Starbucks integration, allowing you to schedule your very important meetings in the nearest coffee shop instead of that same old windowless conference room
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Mon June 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here are some pictures of an old, underground bathroom
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Sat June 18, 2016
(St. Catharine's Standard)
 
 
 
Concerned citizens called the police after they saw a maroon coloured E-bike pulling a homemade wooden trailer with a three-year-old girl sitting on a child's lawn chair
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Well, why wouldn't you want to sneak an iguana into a courtroom?
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brawl at kosher supermarket in Brooklyn caused by teen girl riding a hoverboard like a bojo
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
State trooper responds to car accident by raping the woman involved after threatening to put her in jail. Naturally, he gets (a) 20 years (b) 10 years (c) the same sentence as the Stanford swimmer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2016 deciding if it has enough room left for Meat Loaf
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Thu June 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ravens rookie Ronnie Stanley goes to the pound and asks for an unwanted dog "We are looking for dog that's been here a long time and maybe not-so-adoptable"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New listing: Four bedroom, two and a half bath 2-story with hardwood floors, study, gameroom, minor panda infestation
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Indians catcher using Kevlar-coated cup after suffering testicular contusion earlier this month. Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Progressives, 2003-2016: US contractors and troops stole loads of money in Iraq. Trump, 2016: Yup, US contractors and troops stole loads of money in Iraq. Progressives: THAT MONSTER. Why does The Donald hate America and our troops?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who called out the National Guard to "monitor" a federal troop exercise, and wants to end Obamacare, just asked the Federal Government to review their Zika response plan. And, oh yeah, give Texas $11 million to fight Zika
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
"He says he carved something new into his chest and offered proof. Jenkins offered a hint on the outside of the manila envelope: an eleven letter word that's hard to make out. It starts with H"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Brooklyn-based farmers proclaim conventional rooftop farms OVER, are now into tilapia-powered hydroponics as way to cultivate local food for hipsters, where $5 sprigs of basil count as 'local food'
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More controversial than the NBA's rulings or Olympic shenanigans - did Wayne Rooney undergo Botox?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I'd hate to take you away from your 24-hour-a-day obsession over Trump, but Canada is considering sending troops over to Europe because Russia is mobilizing for war
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manchester United players show up in promotion for the new Independence Day movie as fighter pilots. Naturally, Rooney is shooting too high
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Slow news day? How about watching a cat riding on a Roomba?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe Creative Cloud one-year membership with Photoshop and Lightroom courses. (Sponsored Link)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA approves new tool in fighting obesity: Mr. Stomach Pump, for purging in the comfort of your very own bathroom. Bulimic me, you'll love it
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Tue June 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio's old roommate, disgraced financier to the stars and the real wolf of Wall Street, is dead at 53
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The root cause of gun violence, hate crimes, and Trump's candidacy is toxic masculinity. Subby would read more, but gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch woman pays $824 fine for having the audacity to be roofied and raped
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What actor, that you've probably never heard of, has been on more great TV shows than any other? He's the core of all actors, the beginning of greatness so-to-speak. His career has sprouted into a mighty oak and his name is Stephen Root
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
The GOP loves the troops so much, they're on the brink of cutting the GI Bill for the first time in the bill's history
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Apple's WWDC is upon us. Expect a lot of talk about encryption, a rebranded operating system, and many videos of perfectly groomed white hands using shiny devices
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bride pranks 'Bama fan groom with LSU colors inside wedding cake. Probably won't be the last time these two are on the news
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Some 1,800 years ago, Roman troops used "whistling" sling bullets as a terror weapon against their barbarian foes
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series season rolls on and on and on through the green Irish Hills of Brooklyn as they head to Michigan International Speedway for the Great Clips 250, 1:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Living bacteria can now store data, turning lowly microorganisms into veritable hard drives
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Instagram)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas airport baggage claim features rootin' tootin' gun shootin' passenger greeting (LGT video of the incident, SFW)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This kangaroo and pig are deeply, deeply in love (awesome pics)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family's James Dobson says--stay with me on this--"Trans-inclusive bathroom policies violate Levitical prohibition on prostituting your daughter"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Normally when someone says they've dropped a bomb in the restroom, this isn't what they mean
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Seeing Mary or Jesus on a tree stump. New and Improved: Seeing Donald Trump on the bathroom tile
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How President Obama is "Trump-proofing" his Paris climate agreement using a Pershing
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Wed June 08, 2016
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
"Troopers, cease pursuing this idiot, he's too dangerous." "Found him. Bring a broom"
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Because we know Farkers like to stay current on the latest ideas in sheds, here's one on stilts that has sliding bombproof panels
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by pallet of mushrooms, none of which gave him an extra life apparently. Friends and coworkers described him as a real fun guy
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Principal caught sayof child pron, "You guys care about this now?" After being promoted twice despite a 1999 letter of reprimand over grooming a 6 year old
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science figures out phylum of this gross deep-sea mushroom thing: "Holding one up to the light, the distinctive forked veins shimmered through the transparent body, and it suddenly dawned upon me that we had rediscovered the elusive Dendrogramma"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"The backpack of the near future will have everything modern high school students need: device-charging ports, onboard Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, and bulletproof Kevlar panels" (pic)
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Mon June 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Concrete can be beautiful, too. Proof: 10 beautiful Brutalist buildings
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Oh, the Zika money? It's right...over...here" *runs out of room, gets in car, drives away*
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Besides Firefly, which TV shows were cancelled way too soon? My So-Called Life? Deadwood? Max Headroom? Freaks and Geeks? Make your case here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sweeping changes coming to curling after new brooms brush out need for skill
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The MST3K/Rifftrax entourage takes on Game of Thrones. Add "Sudden onset Groot puberty" to great potential band names
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"I have spoken to one man who wants to be buried in a mushroom suit he found in California"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"We have teachers who use their classroom like a single's bar where they can pick up anybody they want to." Can we please get a Texas tag?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, I have a blanket on the couch where the dog sleeps. I know, I'm a big softee. But this morning, the dog was laying on the floor and my Roomba was on the couch on the blanket. What exactly is going on here?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of ZZ Top were once part of a fake Zombies group put together by promoters to capitalize on the original band's unexpected hit single "Time of the Season". That's almost as convoluted as the history of the Grass Roots
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean has naked sex cruise available for couples only. No sex with the crew or in the dining room
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Because Penn Live is