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309 headlines found matching 'Roo'
Fri August 28, 2015
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(Nerdist)
 
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Medieval screwheads at Good Day Chicago make the mistake of letting Bruce Campbell do weather and traffic live on air. Groovy
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He tosses garbage, shouts, "F- -k you, richie F- -k you, richie" at residents, and uses the streets and sidewalks as his personal bathroom." No word yet on how often he visits the politics tab
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember having an Ant Farm in your bedroom when you were a kid? This is just like that, but instead of ants it's bees
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy hailed for having UK's messiest bedroom. Parents thought the shame would change him. How wrong they were
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bridge for sale in Brooklyn. Good condition, brick towers, immaculate bike path. $5.5 million OBO
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(25)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's "Go to your room" drunk, and then there "Jump overboard into Lake Michigan" drunk
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hmm...what's that weird "tap tap tap" noise coming from the bedroom window? OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE, LOTS AND LOTS OF FIRE
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(75)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
U.S. children outweigh those in Canada. Although we may fall behind in the classroom, apparently we still beat Canadian kids when it comes to the cafeteria
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(97)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Military's humvee replacement: 70% faster offroad, IED-proofed, 10KW of radios and jammers, 7 tons curb weight... and somehow still gets better mileage than a humvee
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You have no idea how groovy of a place Iran was in the 1970s before the Revolution. But maybe these photos can help you understand
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel will return as the voice of Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Negotiations underway to increase his vocabulary from 4 words to 5
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Wed August 26, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Signs the judge doesn't like you: A) Sentences you to 12 life terms, B) And an additional 3,318 years, C) Served consecutively, D) Immediately follows up by saying "get the defendant out of my courtroom"
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(187)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The hardest part of hedgehog nail grooming is all those belly rubs you have to do afterwards
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(14)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Fear the bouncing Roo (possible Not safe for work links in sidebar, footer)
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(6)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proof that Bigfoot separates colors from whites when doing laundry
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(14)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Stewart explain his shocking swerve? Will there be a Sting sighting? Are we running out of farks to give for the Diva Revolution? One more time, live from Brooklyn, this is your post-SUUUUPERSLAM Raw thread (8 p.m. EDT)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The takeaway here is that some people keep $2 million worth of gold and silver bars and rare coins in unlocked spare bedrooms
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A scintillating look at the inside secrets behind the complicated processes hotels use to make sure strangers don't charge drinks to your room. Hint: It starts with checking your ID, and then ... well, that's pretty much it, actually
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida has lots of beautiful places to take selfies: the roof of a Maryland Fried Chicken, for instance
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ascot boffins calculate perfect formula for flawless cream tea, conclude that clotted cream and jam should always be served at room temperature, but scone temperature should vary depending on cream tea being Devon-style or Cornish
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Sun August 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cris Carter's protip for NFL rookies: Have a "fall guy" in your crew to get arrested in your place. "If you all have a crew, one of those fools got to know, he's the one going to jail"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the Undertaker finally slay Brock Lesnar? CAN John Cena rise above a broken nose to reclaim the WWE Title? HOW MUCH KLEENEX will we need for the Divas tag match? LIVE from BROOKLYN, THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam Thread (7pm ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing bagpipes. Oh and there may have been shots fired from elementary school roof
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(47)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Owens vs Balor. Bayley vs Sasha. Breeze vs Liger. Forget Sunday, THIS is the biggest wrestling show of the summer. Live from Brooklyn, it's NXT Takeover (9 pm EDT on the 9.99/pre-show 8:30 pm EDT)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Oh hey guys, you have room for a seal being chased by killer whales?"
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Fri August 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge accepts Mickey Rooney's will, which disinherits his biological children, and apologizes one more time for his role as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany's
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(56)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Might be a good idea when using a smoker, to not have it under a wooden balcony. Oh, and not with a shake shingle roof too
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(21)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I've had a bad day. So here's a Kangaroo hugging a teddy bear
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(2)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Like Johnny? Swipe left to send him out to deal with a Death Claw, swipe right to take him back to your "generator room" *winks*
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(23)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Women restroom attendants, commonly known as "Madame pee pee," on the barricades over commercialization of Paris public toilets
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(9)
 


Wed August 19, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you spot a wallaroo or two hopping along the streets of Tucson, you're not hallucinating
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(34)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man who tried to avoid ticket by stealing traffic cop's penis charged with larceny, gets ticket anyway
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Our hotels feature a very nice pool, spacious rooms, and a safe big enough to fit a baby
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(82)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor John Kasich is so moderate he once signed legislation making it illegal for abortion clinics to send patients to emergency rooms if they needed to
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Tue August 18, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It turns out that Hillary's e-mail server was secure. It was next to the Febreeze in the bathroom closet
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(126)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton is rooting for Jeb to win because "he's easy to beat." For the same reasons, Fox is hoping for Hillary to win, Jeb is hoping for Sanders, Sanders is hoping for anyone and Trump is hoping to get kicked out of the GOP
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(abc7ny.com)
 
 
 
NYPD: Remember young silly tourist when you climbed the Brooklyn Bridge and took an illegal selfie back in June? Yeah, thanks for the mugshot
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(Today)
 
 
 
Have a daughter who finds it hard to get up for the first day of school? Hire a five piece jazz band to play in her bedroom
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
New generation of hydrogen-sulfide based superconductors will allow you to levitate in your living room, provided you keep it at -70C (pics, etc)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And you thought YOUR dorm room was small
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(71)
 


Mon August 17, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
This is what happens to your body when you stop exercising, in latest proof you should never start
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Sat August 15, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The thing that is in Room 641A is the most obvious thing in the world
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nickelback forced to cancel European tour in latest proof that there may be a God
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Thu August 13, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain conspiracy theorist sues once again for proof that the Nirvana singer was murdered. Hopefully once he proves that, he can reveal how the CIA killed Dale Earnhardt for knowing too much
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to shoot up heroin in laundromat bathroom. When you see his mugshot you'll realize what the flap's about
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
I would have people come up to me all the time and say, "Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump, you should lead our troops. You should have led." And I should have, because I would have ended the war, Day One
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(77)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The people who brought you the Roomba now want to sell you a robot lawn mower
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(40)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Court room artist apologizes for making Tom Brady look like a lizard person, and Don Yee look like the dog faced boy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc say they were not invited to Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Even worse - David Schwimmer was shocked to find out he wasn't the groom
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's edition of "Weird things mandated in concert riders" features Pharrell, who demands a framed picture of Carl Sagan be placed in his dressing room
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently Kim Jong Un is like the Teddy Roosevelt of North Korea, that is if Teddy had had anti- aircraft guns to execute anyone, including his vice president, who questioned his forestry policies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember Roosh V, the Pickup Artist Guy who says rape should be legal? He discovers the hard way even Canada has its limits on courtesy (Not safe for work language)
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(26)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Most Americans still think genetically modified foods are dangerous in latest proof that most Americans are idiots
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(Gainsborough Standard)
 
 
 
Landlord shocked to find tenant keeping 50-stone pig in living room. That's 700 pounds of pork, people
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, the Oath Keepers are in Ferguson. But more importantly, doesn't the 2nd image in this article make one think of an oft referenced Mel Brooks movie?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've waited 30 years to retile your bathroom in convex pentagons, today's your lucky day
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(32)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Friday the 13th series in the works at The CW, will presumably focus on the love lives of the teenagers that a brooding, sexy Jason Voorhees hacks to death
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Tue August 11, 2015
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina says emergency room visits are up 50 percent under Obamacare. And so it begins
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Mon August 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Cathouse, the original Headbanger's Ball, where Shannon Hoon was the receptionist, a Runaway puked in the bathroom and Axl Rose tried to kill David Bowie
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(27)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rare white whale spotted off Australian coast. American dentist and one-legged sea captain back slowly out of the room while giving each other the side eye
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Food world rocked by scandal after accusations that what is being sold as roofing tar might be driveway crack filler instead
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(41)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Need more proof that a MLB batting helmet can save a player from absorbing a 92mph fastball to the head? Let's ask Nori Aoki
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(26)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Director of Pop Warner football believes concussions are inevitable and if kids weren't playing football they'd get them by "falling off a roof" or "riding their bikes into concrete bridge abutments" instead
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Target has announced it will eliminate gender-based signage. Good luck choosing the right bathroom
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Sat August 08, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Large health care providers face competition from smaller facilities that actually provide useful health care instead of waiting rooms and bureaucracy
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(36)
 
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First set pics of "Star Wars Anthology: Rogue One" show original trilogy Stormtroopers and an imperial shuttle on a tropical beach
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(18)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you need proof that money can't buy taste, here's proof that money can't buy taste
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(6)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How cool are Jenson Button's nerves? He slept right through the burglary of his bedroom
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(11)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Groom files lawsuit claiming that his wife defrauded him by wearing heavy makeup until the morning after the wedding. Yep, $20,000 should cover it
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(72)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(Google)
 
 
 
Those 3 Jade Helm nutters' foolproof plan to take out the military included coffee cans full of gunpowder and ball bearings. Acme Ball Bearing Company suspiciously quiet
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(117)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This explains why Jim Beam Rye whiskey has jumped from $14 to $19 a bottle and Fark is looking for waterproof servers
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(74)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
This fall, Bill Cosby will star in a new courtroom drama that pits him against his rape victim from the Playboy Mansion
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(41)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
With four months to go, Eleanor Roosevelt is now the leading contender for appearance on the $10 bill, edging ahead of Eleanor Rigby, Eleanor Mondale
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(73)
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
Brooke Hogan defends her father, talks about when she was a victim of racism when someone told her "white people smell like bologna"
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(63)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The waiting room had HORRIBLE decor. Taupe and green. Staff was mostly very friendly and knowledgeable, but so slooooooooow. Parking wasn't bad. Minus one star because, no popsicles. Yelp does ERs
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(59)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity puts 26 GOP voters in the same room and asks them to discuss Donald Trump. Thunderpdome ensues
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(132)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's lawyers plan his defense. "An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, HE SWEARS TO GOD"
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(94)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
It's like rain on your wedding day, or the best man accidentally crushing the groom with a harvester
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(42)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
More proof that Donald Trump is irrevocably changing the direction of the Republican primary race: Ted Cruz releases a video where he cooks bacon by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and then opens fire
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(191)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vintage pre-Civil War baseball card sells for $179,000. Experts says it's still a good price for the coveted Jamie Moyer rookie card
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(27)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A federal agency you've never heard of could wind up in charge of the internet because of a picture of crooked teeth
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(35)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
How the leaked Snowden docs provide first direct proof that ECHELON is operating an automatic surveillance system on everyone
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(42)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Elderly good guy with a gun managed to knock out nude attacking 36-year-old man with a rifle butt after the attacker knocked a woman out of a wheelchair and placed an 80-year-old roommate in a chokehold
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(60)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Self-strengthening bridges made out of rubber tree roots in India last for hundreds of years, and never decay
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(49)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Get a room, teachers, get a room
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(32)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Trooper almost killed by Sandra Bland's cigarette was disciplined last year about his unprofessional conduct, had to endure counseling. It's like he's being targeted
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(51)
 
(Explore)
 
 
 
It's your annual bear sushi party Live Brooks Falls webcam
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(20)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof pleads not guilty. Alrighty then
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas befuddled by the fact it can't find enough teachers to fill its classrooms after slashing education funds and gutting tenure. Also doesn't know what "befuddled" means
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(182)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Boy grows second row of ribs, but cannot receive medical aid because his parents are busy picking mushrooms in the woods
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newspaper newsroom jobs have fallen to their lowest level since 1978, according to a report recently circulated on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man sitting on roof falls backward down 7 story chimneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venezuela suffers toilet paper shortage: "It's okay, we'll make do." Breast implant shortage: "Meh, we'll get by." Beer shortage: "CALL OUT THE TROOPS"
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(65)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you do the voodoo that you do, expect to get fired at this Brooklyn high school
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(47)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Scrooge McDuck?
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(78)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
As a company, it's nice to offer an earthquake-proof house. Especially if it's a 3D-printed house and it's been built in just three hours
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(31)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
On the other hand, Teddy Roosevelt killed 296 animals on safari - and his ass is up there on Mount Rushmore
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(337)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Trooper lets girl decide whether dad gets a speeding ticket or not. She chooses wisely
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark writers, authors, poets and that creepy guy who keeps writing love letters on the bathroom stall. We're starting a new weekly thread for all those who can move mountains with some prose. THIS is your first Fark Writers Thread
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(158)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
"The signal lasted only 20 seconds, never to be heard from again, and only one mysterious image made it back to the control room"
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(126)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pornhub gives us the lowdown on what women really want from porn... besides you leaving the room
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(115)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Colonel Stalker. In the bedroom. With the handcuffs
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(27)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal judge hearing men's bathroom case decides case before hearing lawyer's arguments, complains about attorney's lack of medical training, fits in rants about marijuana and sanctuary cities before expressing concern that "things are changing"
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(136)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
OMG Obama had secret meetings with Jon Stewart. This means Colbert is now the president and Obama has to spend his life in Brooklyn
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(117)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Froom takes the piss from the hometown fans to take second Tour de France
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: proof that most Farkers are farking geniuses
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(89)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rookie receiver catches bullets
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(10)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mushroom
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(18)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Long-lost Dr. Seuss book to be released. You will read it when you cook, You will read it by the brook. You will want to take a look
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 204th mass shooting in the US this year happened on the 204th day of the year. Mass shootings have become an endemic local health hazard which, for deep-rooted cultural, social, economic and political reasons, the US is incapable of addressing
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(400)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know what they say: Those who stand on glass roofs, probably shouldn't be standing on glass roofs
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(40)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cardinals fan loves the stadium because "there are drugs in the bathroom"
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A close friend of mine has become friends with an 11-year-old girl and the two of them have been discussing puberty and sex. I think he's grooming her to be molested. Should I warn the cops of this or tell the girl's parents?"
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Thu July 23, 2015
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Elderly man suddenly decides that his much younger roommate needs to get off his lawn
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(8)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The two greatest days of a groom's life: the day he gets married and the day he dies
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Tue July 21, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
True American provides video proof that Jade Helm is going down in Texas. "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes?"
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(188)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Grooveshark founder sleeps with the groovefishes
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, hipsters - there's still one bit of Times Square that's as seedy as it was in its '70s glory days, complete with stabbings, junkies and unspeakable goings-on in the restrooms. And it's McDonald's
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(86)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Crows are jerks. Here's all the proof you'll ever need
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(118)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are 'fossils and prehistoric tools' found in NASA images proof of life on Mars? Without even reading the article, I'm going to go ahead and say 'They're not' and 'No'
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Sun July 19, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
China has had enough of Maroon 5, bans the band from the country. Wait, you mean it's that easy?
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Sat July 18, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Australian tennis player arrested for loud music in his hotel room, is charged with making a racket
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This week on 'David Brooks Complains About Everything': David isn't sure if he should be offended over a new book examining the American Dream's meaning to black America
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Nothing is more valuable than mother-daughter time, unless it involves doing heroin in a bathroom stall
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(46)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump: I had 15,000 people at my rally Saturday. Fire Department: Um, the room holds 4,200. Trump: LIAR
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(159)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Will and Kate will, at some point in the next few years, attempt to seize the unattended throne of France for themselves. What's more, proof of this Royal conspiracy has been in front of our very eyes for years"
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman finds giant NOPE growing in her bathroom
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(95)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brooklyn law school program reimburses 15% of tuition for graduates who can't find work. Objection overruled
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(12)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"What a woman president should be like." Bascially, she needs to be Angela Merkel in the stateroom
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(28)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicagoland's Brookfield Zoo closes its stingray exhibit for the season after an oxygen malfunction kills all of the stingrays. *Crikey*
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(86)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Eleanor Roosevelt would be all BOOM right in der Fuehrer's face with her handgun if you started any crap with her
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Sun July 12, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A gang of teens on bicycles are terrorizing Brooklyn by groping women. As if we do not already have enough reason to dislike bicyclists. And teens
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(86)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Suspect described as green faced woman, last seen riding a broom and accompanied by flying monkeys
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(24)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you bought a lottery ticket in a Brooklyn deli on July 24, you may want to check the numbers
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(12)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Three years of probation and 100 hours of community service seems about right for stealing four guns from a police evidence room and trying to sell one, if you're a sheriff's deputy
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Fri July 10, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Marshal caught having sex on the roof of a federal courthouse. Apparently every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in a six mile radius was unavailable
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
During WWII, the US Army tested chemical weapons on US troops. White soldiers were the controls, while the mustard gas was used on African and Asian Americans and Puerto Ricans
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(119)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Land Rover recalls 65,000 vehicles for doors that suddenly pop open and sunroofs that fly off. Or as Chrysler calls those features, "factory air"
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(15)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't smoke a cigarette in an airplane bathroom, especially if you're in possession of some illegal pills. Bonus protip: If you do smoke a cigarette and get caught, don't make things worse by trying to bribe crew members with $20
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Thu July 09, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This hip hotel lobby was hip before hotels in Williamsburg Brooklyn were hip
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ahh... to remember the finer things in life is to remember that time when a body came crashing through your kitchen roof from Flight MH17 over the Ukraine last year
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Tue July 07, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
To put things in human-understandable terms, a road trip from Earth to Pluto at 65 MPH would only take you eleven Abe Vigoda lifespans to arrive there, not counting bathroom breaks and dealing with those damn kids in the back seat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how the same B.M.I. can yield a very different body type in a 5'9, 172 pound man. Or, yet more proof that B.M.I. can never accurately capture the true nature of your Cheetos-sculpted body
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Mon July 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain warns against a calendar based Afghanistan troop withdrawal. Probably because when you are as old as John McCain, you quit planning around the calendar
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Reba McEntire sells Beverly Hills house for $22.25 million. The home has nine bathrooms, three of which are actually inside the house
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(45)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget 'peak' oil, Brooklyn has passed 'peak' PBR
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(67)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Suspects try to hide from officers by climbing a tree. I'm going to go out on a limb and say something that might not be poplar but these poor saps better turn over a new leaf or they willow pine for the days when they weren't so rootless
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Sat July 04, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A new contender for Britain's worst road markings has been located in Scotland. The lines are so crooked that locals have questioned whether they are the work of a drunk"
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps things classy by saying the random shooting of a woman in San Francisco by a Mexican immigrant is proof everything he's said about how rape-y Mexicans are is true
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(265)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Porn star says nerdy gamers are "freaks in the bedroom." And there's actually research to back it up
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Fri July 03, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
World's scariest hotel room, not including your last stay at an Econo Lodge
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(65)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Medical tip - A licensed dentist doesn't wash his instruments in your bathroom
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(26)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' NYC penthouse sells for $28 million asking price to anonymous Middle Eastern Royal. Fark: According to floor plan, there's a bedroom where you can only enter and exit through the windows. w/pics
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(43)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof's enterprising sister wants you all to pay for her wedding because her stupid brother RUINED EVERYTHING. She will, however, generously give 10% to the church her brother shot up
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(416)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Try to rob a former CNN anchor in her motel room? That's a shooting
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(84)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The perils of home improvement when living in Jerusalem: you can't even convert your basement into a rec room without stumbling over a "perfectly preserved 2,000-year old" this or "incredibly historically significant" that. Geesh
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matt Harvey: $614K. Jacob deGrom: $557K. Steven Matz: rookie minimum. Bobby Bonilla (retired 2001): $1.2M
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Do NOT fark with Tunisian contractors - they will take your terrorist ass out using just roof tiles
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Editor In Leaf)
 
 
 
Why are Phil "Locker Room Poison" Kessel and Dion "The Human Pylon" Phaneuf still members of the Toronto Maple Leafs? Because the team owes them $6 million in bonus money by July 1, and nobody else wants to pay it
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(43)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Mushroom that has squid-like tentacles found in Japan, will be the adversary in several upcoming high school girl themed anime shows
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(69)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rookie League manager forgets to put most of his bullpen on his lineup card; forced to use three position players as pitchers
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(10)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
So, all those grassroots special interest groups trying to get the death penalty reinstated in Nebraska? Yeah, they're all funded by Governor Ricketts, who really just needs to kill somebody, guys. Just like ten people. COME ON
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(133)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
NASA to use holographic glasses on the International Space Station. Astronauts can now pretend to be somewhere other than inside a tiny room above the Earth along with several other socially awkward nerds
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA discovers photographic proof that "Stargate" may not have been as science-fiction as you thought. The movie, to be specific
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(51)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High-fives all around for 7-year-old Squish who stole the show at Bonnaroo for making it into the Guinness Book of World Records: 2,392 high-fives in one hour
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Buccaneer Warren Sapp shows incoming rookie Jameis Winston how they roll in the Tampa Bay
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Thu June 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We don't have any good proof of a serial killer on the loose, says the Ohio city with 2 missing and 4 dead of similar causes
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(72)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pizza guy foils cock-ring... Allow me to rephrase... Pizza guy calls police on illegal rooster fighting operation
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Wed June 24, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist wrecks his bike at intersection, rides out of the mess on roof of a Volvo just like a boss (pic, video)
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Tue June 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Empire strikes back: Pooty poot Putin, wants to parlez-vous with some rootin' tootin' cowboys about Texas secession
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(181)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Crudely white supremacist group" who taught Dylann Roof everything he knew about racism "hardly responsible for the actions of this deranged individual merely because he gleaned accurate information from our website." We good now?
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(441)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The cops who arrested Dylann Roof treated him to Burger King because he said he was hungry. See there, cop haters? And you say they never do anything nice (original link pulled by source)
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Security Guard: Man thrown out of restaurant after going into the wrong restroom. Evicted patron: Not so fast
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(130)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim clubs where everyone dances to the same pumping music supplied by deejays OVER, are now into "silent disco" where everyone grooves to one of three DJ-curated music channels received via color-coded wireless headphones
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(73)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who Dylann Roof's jail cell neighbor is
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(62)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Welp, this should put to rest any doubts as to the motive for Dylann Roof's murderous rampage. Are you listening, Fox News? Hello? Hello?
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(536)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
At 4:00 pm EDT, the real game begins. Germany faces Sweden, followed by China vs. Cameroon at 7:30. It's the first games of the Round of 16. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SC gov "Nikki" Haley says the SC church shooter Dylann Root, should be given the death penalty, virtually guaranteeing he will not, since she's handed him gift-wrapped grounds to appeal any sentence claiming she "poisoned" the jury pool
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(123)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Restoration of Rome's Colosseum reaches its final stages. American tourists immediately complain about the poor parking, lack of luxury corporate boxes, the need for a domed roof
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(49)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian scientists uncover sinister truth about kangaroos
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(12)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
60% of New York City residents speak a language other than English at home, not including Brooklynese
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(147)
 
(WLTX Columbia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dylann Roof arrested in Shelby, NC
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Wed June 17, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
City council rules you can bring your service dog or miniature horse into McDonald's, but kangaroos are right out
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(44)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fark: Bug found in 600M Samsung smart phones that allows anyone to remotely use the camera and microphone and gain root access. Ultra Fark: Most devices unlikely to receive patch
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(36)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group C kicks off at 5:00 with Japan vs. Ecuador and Switzerland vs. Cameroon. Group D(eath) starts at 8:00 with the USA against Nigeria and the Aussies vs. the Suisse. It's the Woman's World Cup; This is the discussion thread
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(370)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A speed of 21.39 mph is not noteworthy in MLB, unless it's how fast you are clocked going around the bases ... and you're a promising young rookie
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(20)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
For those of you who missed the Fark party in Brooklyn last Saturday, here are some highlights
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(51)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Man covered in urine after 'traumatic' bathroom visit offered free socks for a year from apologetic burger restaurant
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(65)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When life resembles a scene from an '80s college-themed movie: State trooper injured at mud volleyball tournament
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(12)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Who lives? Who dies? Is anyone still rooting for Stannis? Will Lady Stoneheart debut? Will Sansa escape? Did anyone miss Bran? Find out in "Mother's Mercy," the Season 5 finale. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion thread (9 PM ET on HBO)
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(743)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Washington state trooper goes above and beyond to escort woman who got lost on her scooter back home by following her and letting her drive her scooter as fast as it will go (6mph) for an hour until she makes it home
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(67)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Not news: Man living near airport paints his roof. News: Paints "Welcome to Cleveland." Fark: He lives in Milwaukee
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(106)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting too long in an emergency room for the staff to attend to you, the best way to get their attention is to hold a lighter up to the hospital's sprinkler system and watch as everyone leaves the building
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Fri June 12, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Polar bears are starting to eat dolphins, which is further proof of climate change, just how freaking awesome polar bears are
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(72)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Women's World Cup games start late with Aussies v. Nigeria at 5:00 pm; The Swiss & Ecuador @ 7:00; USA & Sweden @8:00 PM EDT; Night owls can have Japan v. Cameroon @10:00 pm EDT
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(511)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's Trade Day on Capital Hill today. I will totally swap my rookie Rubio and mint-conditioned Cruz (with the "real" first name) for your entire Senate Intelligence committee collection and Mitch McConnell dressed as Yurtle the Turtle
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(20)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Marilyn Mosby says it's absurd that she could be considered a cop-hater because she comes from five generations of cops. Crooked cops, but still
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Thu June 11, 2015
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's brother 'Rooster' to star in hillbilly version of 'Shark Tank' for CNBC
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(14)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
OK, which one of you freaks was taking a sponge bath in the bathroom sink? 'Cause I gotta say, that's really lowering my work productivity
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(50)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Let's drop debates about federal troops invading states, legalized marijuana, and unhealthy food into a blender and see what comes out. "I bet maybe smoking crayfish ain't good for you"
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(43)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Newest field of growth for architects: Converting somebody's childhood bedroom into an adult bedroom they can use when they have to move back in with mom and dad
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally, proof that allowing gay marriage will ruin traditional marriages
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(103)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Giants rookie pitcher hits three batters. Promptly makes up for it by tossing the first MLB no-hitter of the year
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(38)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
White House briefing room evacuated by Secret Service. No word yet on why, because the White House briefing room has been evacuated by Secret Service
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(151)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Westbrook then takes it, inspects it, rubs it, dribbles it, holds it, smells it and, after approving it, passes it to each of his teammates, a sacred ceremony before the players circle up and sprint out of the tunnel"
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says the Vatican is close to ruling on whether the Bosnian town of Medjugorje has a really nasty gas leak and/or access to truly excellent shrooms, or whether the Ghost of the Virgin Mary has been miraculously appearing there
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Further proof that PBS is a tool of liberalism designed to indoctrinate children into their sordid ways: Sesame Street actually helps kids learn
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher hands out Ghetto Classroom Awards. Parents want to hand out a pink slip
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(97)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup Finals game 2: Not saying it's a must win, but it's close for the Lightning. Can the Triplets solve Kieth & Seabrook? Will the Hawks play a better 1st, Bolts a better 3rd? Puck drops after the ponies (at 7:15ET, NBC, CBC)
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(873)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Parents of the year candidates are arrested after their older son reported to school officials that his two younger brothers were locked in a room at home with no food or water while their parents worked during the day
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tips on living from this 101 year old Brooklyn grandma
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(12)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's transit authority uses slogans on buses like "Rockin' Rollin'," ''Movin' Groovin'," "Movin' Shakin'," and "Ziggin Zaggin," but discovers one of them appears questionable when viewed in a mirror. OOPS
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(85)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The force apprehends stormtrooper outside elementary school with "realistic looking" laser gun. There was no real threat as stormtroopers never hit anything, anyway
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(52)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs article lead: "Fast-acting state troopers used welding gloves and a cat carrier to rescue a trio of baby raccoons from a poison ivy patch"
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
These period-proof underwear may eradicate the need for tampons and sanitary towels: "I have now been wearing my THINX Hiphugger for about 8 hours and no complaints. I can't even tell I have them on - which is what women want"
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(129)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Bridgeport, CT, you're the worst destination in America for a summer vacation. Whew, lucky they told me, hope there's still rooms available in Newark
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Renly Baratheon is not happy with current events on Game of Thrones, and he's still rooting against Stannis
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(64)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family accuses Petco of turning their Golden Retriever into a Dachshund dog because of groomer error
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(210)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Divorce rates in Ontario set to go through roof as divorce lawyers argue in court against "archaic" law that won't allow them to offer no-win, no-fee billing
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(50)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Quantum physicists prove that reality doesn't exist until it is measured, perhaps explaining why subby's teenage son tried to take a measuring tape into the bathroom
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(45)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Bridge was built by innovative free-market capitalists, without government intervention or assistance. If you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you
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(68)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Tribunal calls for firing of teacher who let students play a different version of seven minutes in heaven in a classroom storage closet
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(63)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Family finds out the hard way that there are old mushroom identifying apps and bold mushroom identifying apps, but no old and bold mushroom identifying apps
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(66)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The cult leaders of the Duggar family will grant Megyn Kelly an exclusive interview in hopes she'll be okay with them letting incest happen under their roof
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(134)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Need to use the restroom at a Kansas Sonic Drive-In? Just step carefully around the cases of hamburger buns
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(24)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
God is alive and well and living in Brooklyn...and he is pissed. So he sued them, of course
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(27)
 
(Bournemouth Echo)
 
 
 
Pro tip for electricians: Check the wiring in your cannabis farm before it sets fire to your roof
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(18)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Oh sure , why the fark not? There's ALWAYS room for one more: Former NY Gov. George Pataki adds a little retro flair to the 2016 election season by announcing that he too is officially running for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination
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(108)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you want to reignite the flames of desire in your ex-girlfriend's heart, setting her bedroom on fire isn't the best way to do it
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(40)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A rookie pitcher hitting an opposite field home run? By the hammer of Thor
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(20)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge who used Facebook to deride criminals in her courtroom resigns
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(26)
 
(Quincy Herald-Whig)
 
 
 
Unless you have some time to kill, don't ask this Illinois couple to show you pictures of their grandchildren. They just had their 100th. "There's always room for one more"
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(28)
 
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
It's summer, and that means it's time for half of LSU's roster to end up off the team and in the courtroom
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(6)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A rookie mistake many first time drug dealers make is arranging sales via Craigslist (Bonus: This is your mugshot .... ON WEED)
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(16)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man and his best friend decide to test a bulletproof vest. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know how it ends
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(142)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says he can tell Iran is lying about wanting a peace deal because he ran a pool room when he was a kid. Yes, that's what he actually said. No, this isn't from The Onion
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(104)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
It's great that you support the troops, but the troops pretty much despise you
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(207)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Germany's bathroom thief strikes again as intelligence ministry's toilet seats go missing. Investigators say they have nothing to go on
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(21)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
That republican shill Bob Woodward shoots down the story that Bush lied to get troops in Iraq. "And he was the one who was skeptical," Woodward said
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(266)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
There's been a trillionfold increase in personal computing power since 1985, and the proof is on your wrist. "Meanwhile, a Samsung Galaxy S6 is the equivalent of 18 Cray-2 supercomputers in your pocket"
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(114)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
State trooper lost leg in 2005 off-duty crash. Responds by becoming top nationwide jiu-jitsu grappler. Did I mention he's still a state trooper?
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gretchen's Take: We should focus on the Iraq of 2015, not 2003. And we should do this by asking why Obama pulled troops out in 2011
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(145)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Giant, buff kangaroo stalks residents, has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(26)
 
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
iPhone saves man from gunshot wound to the chest. Teddy Roosevelt unimpressed
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(39)
 
(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
McDonald's workers celebrate supervisor's 40th year at company by donning groovy 1975-vintage uniforms and paper hats, rolling back prices to 1975 levels. FAAAR OUT
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(43)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
World's largest hotel with 10,000 rooms and 70 restaurants will be built in a place where gambling is illegal
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(25)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former UN worker claims to have proof of aliens, female bio-robotic creatures on Mars: "Mount Sharp is exploding with signs of life" (w/pics)
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(35)
 
(Hotel News Now)
 
 
 
Choice Hotels thinks the Clash are the only band that matters when it comes to selling their hotel rooms
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(13)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
How Hedwig and the Angry Inch got its groove back
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(6)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man erects 14-foot cross in Pakistan billed as "bullet-proof." Or, perhaps in Urdu they use the same word for "proof" as "magnet"
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(17)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family house for sale. No HOA. How many bedrooms? Er, we're not quite sure. Let me get back to you on that
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(78)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
World's smallest theater, a four by eight foot room, seating one, opens in NYC. Yet, one more movie house that will never sell out playing Adam Sandler films
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Insufferable coffee snobs and insufferable wine snobs and insufferable single malt scotch snobs have now been upstaged by in sufferable pot snobs. With photo gallery and description proof
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(135)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I am obsessed with the bathroom habits of my coworkers. Should I talk to them about this?
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(124)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Student takes senior prank to a whole new level, places entire school for sale on Craigslist. "50 rooms, 10 bathrooms, 3 gyms, fully stocked library"
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(46)
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I hate my teaching job and I'd rather be in jail" quite like encouraging students to have sex in your classroom
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(85)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pop quiz Hotshot. You have a group of boys fighting in your classroom, tables and chairs flying everywhere. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(95)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Virus researchers, in a desperate move to remain relevant, have switched their attack to the RAM in your graphics card. And only under Linux. And only if root has an easy to guess password
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(20)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of Brooks Robinson turning 78, let's go back to the 1970 World Series and see the famous backhanded play to which all subsequent ones have been compared
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(15)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Legoland Hotel to open Friday in Winter Haven. Difficulty: You have to build your own room
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(30)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you use Airbnb to rent out a room in your house and the couple who takes a 2-week reservation ends up staying long enough to establish residency and won't leave until you pay them $1000, you may be doing it wrong
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(182)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Need more proof that the MLB pitchers are ahead of the hitters? For only the 9th time in baseball history 7 games in one day end as shutouts
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(17)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it wasn't your 'leet internet skillz and keen bargaining abilities that got you a $200 hotel room for $70 on www.hotelscams.com
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(16)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Both a mother and the blogosphere are outraged after a school had the nerve to put the woman's son in an empty classroom after he became a threat in class
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(108)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
This is why you don't climb the roof of your college's sports arena in the middle of the night when it's slick from rain
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(78)
 
(Star Wars Underworld)
 
 
 
The name is Trooper. Storm Trooper
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(30)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(26)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Simpsons producer Al Jean "baffled" at Harry Shearer's decision to leave the show. "Please call [executive producer] Jim Brooks and tell him what you want. And if you don't want to do this show, tell him, but explain what's on your mind"
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(154)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
You can now get Star Wars Underoos in adult sizes. Don't judge me (pics)
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has decided now that he wouldn't have invaded Iraq, after first saying that he would have, then saying he misheard the question, and then saying it was mean to the troops. This is the kind of decisive action America needs in the White House
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(73)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
New hyper-intelligent cloud-based platform trained to instantly identify any image. For example, it knows Teddy Roosevelt is a "person"
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(19)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Old, Stupid: Leaving your kids in a hot car. New, Dumbass: Letting your kid play ship's mast on the roof of your car while driving
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(30)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The first thing you say when you walk into the courtroom and address the judge should probably not be, "How you doin' a--hole?"
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco sends warning over Haight St. McDonalds popular McCrack, Shroom McNuggests and Big Meth extra value baggies
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(72)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Brooklyn artist selling his Facebook password in most worthless artistic endeavor since Toto
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP loves the troops. The problem is that they love payday lenders more
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby kangaroo stolen from mother's pouch. Police say he answers to the name Joey
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(31)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
It's house-cleaning time for the major networks as the cancellation ax falls in order to make room for the next round of shows to be cancelled. Did your favorite make the cut?
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(118)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando's much-hyped monorail system had a $27.2 million deficit its first year, fueling fears the city may wind up just like Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook
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(157)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to reduce how much snoring you do at night, try elevating the back of the roof of your mouth and uvula while saying the vowel "A"
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(31)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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(18)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Let's try to give the bear the room it needs as it continues its tour of Dunwoody," police posted on Facebook. "Take precautions with your children, pets, and garbage cans and so on"
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(29)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying my son isn't difficult; no kid with autism is," Dixon said. "But people who work at these schools, if they're going to be in a classroom with kids with disabilities, they should be trained how to handle them properly"
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(191)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911, I'd like to report a baby on the roof." (w/video of successful rooftop baby rescue)
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(28)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's time to start the festivities at Indy in May with a little road course action. Forecast calls for a chance of rain so hopefully the clownshoes are waterproof. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Indianapolis discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(176)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teacher admits looking at pornography in classroom but says he is 100 per cent certain he was not masturbating
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(29)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
ISIS opens 262 room, 5 star luxury hotel in Mosul. Come and have a good time, but don't lose your head
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(24)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bathroom view
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(39)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Snoop Dogg goes back to his roots, makes music video with references to more '60s and '70s movies than you can shake a stick at. Bonus points if you can count all the references. Subby stopped at 10, but Subby also hasn't had coffee yet (not safe for work content in video)
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(20)
 
(Baxter Bulletin)
 
 
 
Dog with a bullet proof digestive tract proves it by eating 23 live .308 caliber rifle bullets. Also includes a LONG list of things the dog has eaten in his 4 year life
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(44)
 
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Twins rookie hits home run on the very first major-league pitch he sees
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(26)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most football concussions happen at practice. Except for the Tennessee Titans who need to raise their locker room doorway about six inches
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(17)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese hotel offers "crying rooms" for women, Includes special selection of tear-jerking films. Still working out what kind of jerking films to offer in upcoming promotion for men
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(28)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
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(73)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Armed patriots protect miners from BLM troops
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(425)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NYT Columnist Davie Brooks: "You are all self-centered egoists that expose your bodies on the facebook. Now please go buy my book"
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Surfing the roof of a stranger's car while riding down the highway tweaking out on meth is no way to go through life, son
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(39)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rich people problems, 2015: No room to park all the fight fans' private jets at Las Vegas airport
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(69)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, the Rolling Stones wrote "Satisfaction" at the future headquarters of Scientology. "When they took over the premises, they are supposed to have had the room, supposedly on the 6th floor, 'cleaned' of the Rolling Stones' influence"
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sales of $100 million homes rise to a new record. Properties include a mansion in East Hampton, NY, an estate in Greenwich, Conn., a two bedroom fixer-upper in Chatsworth, California
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(19)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"They crow when a car goes by, or when the wind blows," she said. "They crow because they see you, or because they don't see you. In suburban and urban settings, it's difficult to get roosters to work [as pets]"
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(65)
 
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Phillipines army and rebels declare a weekend cease-fire so everyone can watch Pacquaio fight Mayweather: "Filipinos are all united behind our own hero. We are all rooting for Manny. We expect a very peaceful day, no crime, no fighting"
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(44)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
The History Channel, A&E, and Lifetime are joining forces to reboot 'Roots'. LeVar Burton will be producing, but there's still no word on who will be playing Kunta *CRACK* I mean "Toby"
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(43)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man cuts through storage unit roof, steals dozens of guitars. Owner now frets over having 35 less Paul Gibsons
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(59)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Councilman takes restroom break during meeting, forgets to turn off his microphone. Hilarity ensues
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(24)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Hawks finally swat those pesky gNets or will Brooklyn stretch it out to a game 7? This is your game 6 NBA playoff thread starting at 8pm Eastern on ESPN
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple busted for having sex in a bathroom at a Wisconsin library. Wait. Wisconsin has libraries?
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(57)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Former GOP state lawmaker from TX publicly blasts Gov. Gregg Abbott for "pandering to idiots" by ordering TNG troops to "monitor" the Army's "Jade Helm" exercises to make sure they aren't a cover for a military coup
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(171)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl "swears like a trooper" thanks to Peppa Pig game: "I accused her dad of teaching her to swear but it was only when I tried out the tablet that I found one of the activities says "F*ck you, odd one out'"
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(43)
 

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