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342 headlines found matching 'Roo'
Sat June 24, 2017
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Press now resorting to courtroom-like sketches of White House briefings. Which is likely not the last time several of these people will be the subject of courtroom sketches
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grilling with charcoal? Avoid these rookie mistakes
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you need proof that God hates Texas, here it is in arachnid form
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Friday Foodie Thread: Yes a chocolate-covered bacon breakfast-dessert mash-up is not some bacon dream you've been drooling about ...it's for REAL
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
64 years after the failed US-Iranian coup, we discover through declassified CIA documents that Langley told their Agent in Charge to stand down but he basically said: "Screw you, I do what I want. I'M A ROOSEVELT"
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Summer of Soccer - Confederations Cup day 5. Cameroon vs Australia at 11am ET and then at 2pm is Germany vs Chile
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Add yet another MLB record for Cody Bellinger - The first rookie ever to hit 10 home runs in 10 games
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shock G, AKA "Humpty Hump" from Digital Underground, arrested for possession of drugs in Wisconsin. No word if it was after getting busy in a Burger King bathroom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia calls US statement that Russian troops are occupying Eastern Ukraine, and we will not lift sanctions until they leave "Inappropriate and incorrect" and they are sure if President Trump just PEErs into the situation more closely, he will agree
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." -Ernest Hemingway. Man, the best I can manage some days is sitting at a keyboard and drooling. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pun-masters duke it out in Brooklyn at the Punderdome, still can't get their lame submissions greenlit
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ah the groovy Summer of Love in 1967 was the world's greatest hippyfest, but what inspired it besides all the drugs?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Need more proof of the awfulness of Orioles pitching? They just set a new American League record by allowing five or more runs in 16 consecutive games, and are now challenging the 1924 all time record of 20 straight games
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(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
School board member wants to forbid other members from discussing any school related matters outside of official school board meetings. Why yes, it is because some members have said mean things about his crooked buddy the superintendent
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodger rookie Cody Bellinger sets major league record with 21 home runs through first 51 games. Pretty good from a guy the Dodgers expected to send back to the minors once their other outfielders got back to full health
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(The Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brussels train station explosion sees suspect 'with explosives belt' shot by troops as passengers flee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh hi, Fark. Subby just saw "The Room" for the first time. Ho Lee shiat. Anyway, how's your sex life
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks to offer bill allowing Congressional members to carry firearms nationwide. Darwin being vetted for a split-party ticket
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new prototype device enables photon-photon interactions at room temperature for quantum computing which could be really cool, or not. Depends on how you spin it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because you need to know, an ex-prisoner discusses just how much privacy you have in prison for things like showers, masturbation, and routine bathroom usage
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Fox network's golf broadcast of the U.S. Open goes out with a bang of a blunder: Announcing the wrong girlfriend for winner Brooks Koepka
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The one upside of activist investors is that even the imperial CEOs of the 80s and 90s have bosses these days, and that having your own 28-room hotel for visiting guests is on the way out. Nobody tell you-know-who
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Sun June 18, 2017
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The summer of soccer continues. Day 2 of the FIFA Confederations Cup. Portugal vs. Mexico at 11am ET and Cameroon vs Chile at 2pm
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Poultry farmers brood as percentage of hatching eggs is at lowest level in a decade
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just in case you need more proof that Manny Machado is the best defensive third baseman in MLB, here is example #48
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man sets underwear on fire after "accident" in Walgreens bathroom, prompts evacuation
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you like wine more when sampling it in a tasting room while on vacation far from the responsibilities of your family and career than when you drink it straight from the bottle on a Tuesday night after the kids have all gone to sleep
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Fri June 16, 2017
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Throughout their modern history, the Tampa Bay Rays have never reached 80 percent of MLB average attendance in their little catwalk-riddled rumpus room of a stadium. Is there any hope of improvement?
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mystery of man holding gun floating above Kentish town solved when it's revealed to be a Stormtrooper holding a rifle. Vader last seen stomping around in a really bad mood. No, I haven't been drinking
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The number one problem inside an Arkansas courthouse is: A) Dirty cops B) Crooked judges C) People peeing in the elevator
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Thu June 15, 2017
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again, lashing out at the obstruction investigation; "They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Photographic proof of perjury? Why I do declare, these photons are part of a liberal conspiracy against me. *fans self wildly*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As God is my witness I thought kangaroos could fly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Schools encouraged to play music in bathrooms so students can poop and fart without feeling shy. What music would you suggest?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In what may be one of the most futile gestures ever, Australia builds a huge cat-proof fence to save native animals. Clearly, these engineers are dog people
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Tue June 13, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're a politician in Pennsylvania the Attorney General has your back when you want to assault pesky grass roots activists
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Gabriel Heinze reveals Roy Keane once 'knocked him out' in dressing room incident
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not News: Alt-right snowflakes threaten to boycott ABC show because its creator tweeted mean things about the President. Fark: President Skroob
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Best Buy embraces its destiny as Amazon's showroom, begins conversion to gadget rental store
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three people charged for getting busy on a roof in Lancaster County
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: Turkey will be deploying troops to Qatar to defend it against the Saudi coalition
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
I've got a rather thin "Q" library, so I shored it up a little bit for tonight's Paul's Memory Bank continuing swing through the alphabet, but it still leaves enough room for a "letter P part 1.5" second half of the show. "TuneIn" at 8PM EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Penguins are back to back Stanley Cup Champions. Fark: Matt Murray has won two titles in his rookie year
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Dog gets a second chance and contact lenses. ... to help with all the dust in the room (tag is for her adoptive parents)
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"When I host a talk on bitters or amaro I like to end it with an Underberg toast, and it's always pure joy to watch the faces of a room full of people simultaneously experiencing it together"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To get the most out of a tasting room experience be sure to do your research ahead of time, avoid wearing cologne or perfume, and for the love of God don't be a cheapskate and buy something
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it cheaper to get a small window unit for an upstairs bedroom instead of running central air for the whole house?
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists find positive proof that aliens exist. Well, to be more precise, they've come 'closer than ever before' to confirming aliens exist. Actually, it's news from Russia, so all bets are off
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Judge in alleged clown's trial won't let his courtroom become a circus
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
You know lunch was epic when they have to evacuate three floors of your building because of the odor coming from the bathroom
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
I think the moral of this story is don't film in a school bathroom. And also, don't dance with a loaded gun
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
White House sources say President Trump "may not have known" the US has troops based in Qatar
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Wed June 07, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
A new state law in Alabama will fine localities up to $25,000 for removing confederate monuments. Local grassroots organization raises money to cover the fine
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN The Mack finish what he started last week? WHAT is next for Hideo Itami? WHO is next to get their butt kicked by Bobby Roode? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET on WWE Network, El Rey
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Police said the man got up to get ready at about 5:30 a.m. Monday and found his neighbor in his bedroom, in nothing but his birthday suit." Difficulty: Utah
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
TV in children's bedrooms increases the risk of obesity. Especially when their bedroom also has a refrigerator, hot plate and microwave
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Buffalo Bills rookie takes an Uber to training camp in Buffalo. Fark: From Chicago
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Tue June 06, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says knowing where his towel is has made him a really hoopy frood
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When you crash through the emergency room window, you receive instant service
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Seahawks have a magical unicorn locker room, and that's why they're so dominant
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Landowner has men arrested for picking hallucinogenic mushrooms on his property. Anyway, here's the address of the place
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Q: Is it safe for me to eat the mushrooms that sprouted up in my yard after a recent storm? A) No B) No C) HELL NO
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Mon June 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unless you and 8 of your friends want to be gunned down in vodak-soaked, cold blood, if a guy says he was once a Russian paratrooper, JUST AGREE WITH HIM
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cruise line unveils plans for new ships that will carry 6,850 passengers each - presumably also with enough bathrooms to deal with the inevitable norovirus outbreak associated with containing that many people in an enclosed space
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Sun June 04, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, guys, it's 2017. It's cool to come out of the closet and celebrate being GLBT. So quit trying to pick up dudes in public restrooms, parks, OK?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Brother of man who dismembered boy found dead in closet in Brooklyn." What's the German word for that?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists claims these pick-up lines are foolproof. Yep, when I'm looking for a foolproof pick-up, first place I look is Chinese scientists
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Thu June 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theresa May criticized for skipping debate and not even bothering to throw a sham fundraiser for the troops
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Putin claims a 400 pound guy in his bedroom in Moscow may be the hacker, Comey's gonna talk next week and Nunes doesn't understand the word "recusal". It's time for the Rachel Maddow Thread on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Under 21 and want to drink on an international flight? In some cases it's okay, but check your airline for the proof
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If a naked woman is using your dumpster area as her personal bathroom, you only have yourself to blame
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obamas spend $8.1 million to buy 8-bedroom mansion in D.C. Wow, that's a lot of money for a big house. It's all solar powered,right? Oh. Well, they're housing homeless people in the empty bedrooms, right? Oh. Growing vegetables for food banks? Damn
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Federal court rules bathroom bills can get flushed
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Florida proposes to build largest mall in America containing an indoor ski slope, water park, ice-skating rink and 2,000 hotel rooms. Unfortunaely no stores, since the internet has made them unnecessary
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Wed May 31, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will challenge Bobby Roode for the NXT Championship? CAN The Mack go "All Night Long" with Johnny Mundo? WHY did Ciampa go "Barber Shop" on Gargano ? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts with NXT and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET on NXT and El Rey
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nothing escapes from a black hole... and now astronomers have proof the event horizon is real after all
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(Pop Culture Reference, Sorry)
 
 
 
Could the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise be the most quintessential of all Marvel Studios' output? Answers to the right, preferably in the form of 'I am Groot'
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Tue May 30, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced hedge fund crook Leon Cooperman: "I settled with the SEC because I'm wealthy"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Can't even) hiding out on the roof of building to avoid angry constituents. On the up side, maybe he'll jump
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a whole lot of shaking going on in this server room with an isolated anti-earthquake floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brooding portrait
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how much room you get on each of America's airlines. It's just a matter of inches
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this really odd room
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants a "war room" in the White House. Besides the free press, who's he going to war with? Is he taking us all with him?
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Sat May 27, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Definitive proof that Delta Airlines is evil
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Men dressed as construction workers steal nearly $800K worth of jewelry from Brooklyn store. Indian chief, sailor, police officer costumes left unused
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa has worse affordable housing than Brooklyn, New York
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hmm, root for the Senators & risk The Cup being won by a Canadian team? Or do we root for the Penguins & a couple more weeks of Cindy being The Anointed One/back to back CS winner (even if other players play better). Giant meteor it is. 8pm ET. SUP, etc
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/24): Baby Groot, Black Frankenstein, evil Captain America, white ninja fights off demon invasion with the help of his voodoo-cursed pal, Archie gets a big head, Wonder Woman gets closer to her newly retconned origin story, and...Ponies
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds finds finds finds mushrooms are the safest safest safest recreational drug
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best part about Disney milking the Star Wars cash cow for all it can? It makes it more likely Mel Brooks will go on a Search for More Money
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam." There is one tag alone that can do this story justice
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"If You're Not in The Obit, Eat Breakfast" - an epic tale of 90+ awesomeness featuring Dick Van Dyke, Betty White, Norman Lear, Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks, Stan Lee, and...shut up and take the onion from my belt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When visiting England, do stop by Alnwick Castle to visit its state rooms, towers, poison garden, Northumberland art collection ... Er, what, mate?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like Dear Leader, The new head of the FCC, aka Notorious M.U.G. refuses to show proof of his claims that the FCC suffered a DDoS attack
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs something to satisfy its sweet tooth today ... without sticking to the tooth. What's your favorite hard candy? And what was that stuff in the bowl on grandma's living room table that had been there since 1973?
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
....because there is nothing like huffing compressed air in a Staples bathroom
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Sat May 20, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Hideo Itami make Bobby Roode Go To Sleep? Can Ruby Riot or Nikki Cross finally dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Pete Dunne end Tyler Bate's UK Championship reign? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Chicago, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The whole thing with Russia is just locker room talk. Well, Putin's locker room, but still
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adolescent AI creates new colours, Martha and Snoop immediately add "Dope 219 209 179" to their palates, while kids everywhere tell their mom they want "Turdly 190 164 116" for their room
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That guy banging into the furniture in the next room? Probably using the VR porn
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to stop using baby changing tables in gas station restrooms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Admit it, you've spent many restless nights wondering where the cleanest gas station bathroom in every state was located. Sleep well tonight, my friend
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Brave Fox News Tucker Carlson goes where no other reporter will go, the bowels of Penn Station restrooms in NYC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives through six mailboxes, all while carrying a lizard in her bra. Police found empty bottles of root beer-flavored nips in the vehicle. Nips trifecta now in play
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Wed May 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The luck of the Irish indeed. Due to a trade with the Brooklyn Nets, the Boston Celtics have the number one overall pick in the upcoming NBA Draft
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seeing the errors of their declining viewership, ESPN goes back to its roots and decides to show live sports. Just kidding: they're going doubling down on talking heads instead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple's new $5 billion headquarters has a 100,000-square-foot fitness area with a 2-story yoga room, 9000 drought-resistant trees, and a medical and dental clinic. No daycare, however
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Peachy: 17-year Brood X cicadas are spawning in DC. Impeachy: Four years ahead of schedule
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Tue May 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trumpy steps on H.R. McPufnstuf's dick with a Tweet, Yertle is starting to worry and the leaks keep dripping like a hole in the roof. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Hey, there's a dog on your roof." "We know, thanks." - "Hey buddy, there's a dog on your roof." "Thanks, we know." - "Yo, there's a dog on your roof." "Yes, we know, thank you." - "Hey, there's a dog-" "YES WE KNOW WE KNOW THERE'S A DOG UP THERE"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 31, Man U legend Wayne Rooney is shadow of his old self: barely getting meaningful game action, gambling away his wealth alone at Manchester casinos, looking spent compared to fellow oldsters Zlatan, Ronaldo and Messi
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix producing first Australian series. Features lots of roos and shrimp on the barbie. Music by Split Enz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof family jailhouse visit videos to be released. In one, he asks his sister if her new baby is transgender. In another, he tells family members to get over his crimes... it was a year ago after all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Screaming overheard in Cabinet Room meeting between Spicer, Bannon and Sanders after Russia intel revelation
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's first hand drawn map of Disneyland to be auctioned. Even back then Disney was a visionary, making room for 20 park rides and 600 miles of pathways to accommodate all the people waiting in line
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Echo chamber of cognitive dissonance Kayleigh McEnany says we have "no proof" of why Trump fired Comey. Despite the fact Trump said he was thinking about Russia when he fired him
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two Americas: Those who can spend billions on teeth whitening and the millions who rely on charity clinics to treat painful teeth and are forced to have them all pulled when they cannot afford root canals
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
If the DNC doesn't deal with the elephant in the room it will soon see that it has indeed become a jackass
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
There is no greater proof that subby has been frequenting the wrong bars (Not safe for work)
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's Wesley Snipes vs. Aliens, Old Age, and the Tax Man in THE RECALL. We're rooting for you Wesley, go get 'em
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which are your favorite mushrooms to cook with? Do you build recipes around them or are they accents to meals you like to make? Show us the tastiest ways to use this popular fungus we find among us
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
You can win 95 cases of beer if Brooks Koepka gets a hole-in-one. Difficulty: Michelob Ultra
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
As you leave this institution of higher learning, as so many have before, you're going to face and meet many challenges, and I'd like to leave you with some wisdom: I'm really rich. Really really rich. Believe me. Beat crooked Hillary. So nasty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers decide to convert their ladies rest rooms into men's rest rooms because why the hell not
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof doing his best to make the court think he's nuts
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Wed May 10, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Old and busted: getting busy in a Burger King bathroom. New hotness: getting busy in a McDonald's dining room
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SecEd Betsy DeVos compares school choice to switching wireless carriers. "If you can't get cell phone service in your living room, then your particular provider is failing you." Obviously, you should be able to build your own cell tower or buy your own carrier
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors get to lash another broom to their periscope
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Latest)
 
 
 
Spicer just declared Sally Yates was a Hillary-supporter and 'political opponent' of Trump in an attempt to discredit the former Acting Attorney General's testimony. Not counting Trump's tweets, he has zero proof
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 25 worst tasting beers in 'Murica. List is definitive, no room for debate. Book it. Done
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Meet the last living Nuremberg prosecutor, A Jewish kid from Brooklyn who enlisted as a private fresh out of law school, stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, and ended up bringing 22 SS commanders responsible for 1 million deaths to justice
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Doctors say they can now place stents in patients remotely from a different city or room or even while having a shave or driving
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Mark "Club Trillion" Titus is rooting for the Rockets, because another Cavs-Warriors finals would be like "Godfather III," a blatant cash grab after two of the greatest stories ever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Holster your rooster and read this
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Golden State have their brooms out, all ready for a sweep, unless somehow Utah can Jazz it up and win tonight. The game starts at 9pm EDT on TNT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Yates tell us that Trump knew about Flynn's crookedness long before he was fired? Will Clapper admit the Russians won? Will Trump live tweet during the hearing? THIS Is your Senate Judiciary Hearing on Russian Interference thread (2:30 start)
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Over 94 percent of the artists booked to play "Austin City Limits" music festival this October come from outside Austin city limits. Nevertheless, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Ice Cube, and The XX surely embody spirit of indie roots music
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Fri May 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn cafe says Starbucks stole its unicorn latte drink idea. The real question is why would anyone publicize the fact that they created the Unicorn Latte
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You're a celebrity attending the Met Gala at the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art. So of course you hang out in the bathrooms smoking
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
More than thirty years ago, the Metrodome roof swallowed a Dave Kingman fly ball. Behold the new ground rule for "ball disappears in ceiling"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Poor proofreading on Capitol Hill allows Jeff Sessions to crack down on medical marijuana in two states
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Anyone have a spare $56 million? You can buy Sting's Central Park West duplex. In other news, the AC on your 440-sq ft 1-bedroom basement apartment that you pay WAY too much for just went out...again
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Cheese is popular for many but what are some fun ways you use it? Special selections for your mac or the perfect complement for mushrooms? Share your favorite uses.. especially if they break from the ordinary
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Forget Rookie of the Year, Yankees' Aaron Judge is a genuine MVP candidate"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines decides 31 inches of legroom is much too generous
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You may have heard the myth that biting into a Wint-O-Green Lifesavers produces visible sparks in a dark room. It's no myth. Here comes the science
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's longtime nemesis marijuana now three times more popular than he is. Other enemies of Christie far more popular than he is are diets, IRS audits, and root canal treatments
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Warriors rooted for LA Clippers over Jazz because 'No nightlife in Utah'
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYPD drill atop the Brooklyn Bridge sparks concern from onlookers, Gwen Stacy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-eprehensible) defends latest Eugenicare proposal by stating that affordable insurance should only be for people "who lead good lives"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I know it's hard to believe, but the nine people sitting in the room with you haven't had sex in an airport
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Fri April 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He's pretty close to perfect." "Yes he is." Sean Hannity and Lou Dobbs spend several minutes gushing over Trump and getting rather intense about their mutual adoration. Good thing they weren't in the same room
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Two Maine breweries will no longer allow dogs in their tasting rooms. Shirt and shoes still optional
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Thu April 27, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Turns out that cute woman who got stuck on the crane and had to be rescued was one of those Instagram pic taking rooftop climbers (with said pics)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dressed as giant asparagus sparks controversy at church service to mark St George's day. "Why only adoration of asparagus? Where's the sprout liturgy, or equality for mushrooms?"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska: A rugged land where the men are men, the beer is cold, and the women strip naked to fight state troopers
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Tue April 25, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Author says NASA photo of Mars shows ventilation roof of underground city. Fark: He also claims to have seen a squirrel, ground hog and monkey hanging out on the Martian surface
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress needs the Rooney Rule as much as subby needs a crowbar to the base of his skull
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Antivirus company Webroot confirms something that most of us have known for a very long time
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pirates rookie Dovydas Neverauskas pitches two innings - thus making MLB history as the first player ever born and raised in Lithuania
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
$100k/yr is considered low income in parts of the Bay Area. Sad and Scary tags fight over a crappy two room apartment for $5k/mo
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Proof that not all members of the GOP are worthless farking pieces of shiat. Republican judge retires so that a Democratic judge can take his spot before the seat is eliminated. Fark: NC Judge
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Mon April 24, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'The Guardians of the Galaxy' are back -- with a kick-ass Nebula, baby Groot and Kurt Russell's massive Ego -- and we've got the review
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner's going back to their roots for a 20th anniversary episode, and they are using Mario Paint? Also Fark gets a big nod
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(BNO News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chile hit by 7.1 earthquake, still nowhere close to what the Chili's bathrooms get every night
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Whew, what a 1st round, 2 game 7s tonight to finish things off. Will the Seals do a reversal & skewer the Whalers? Will the Thrashers .. er .. thrash the Maroons? Both games start at 7pm ET so you'll have to choose. And as always, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte vows to skip the fava beans and chianti, will just eat ISIS fanatics 'with vinegar and salt' if they are captured by his troops
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is Lumpy next in line to take his lumps? Fox guest says anchor tried to pressure her into hotel room sex
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man claims to be addicted to eating trees. Subby is going out on a limb here, but maybe this stems from some deep-rooted problem
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sony annual profit estimate higher on lower amortization and root kit costs
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL Network reporter recalls Aaron Hernandez being pleasant with him in locker room, swapping numbers, joking "If you need anything let me know, I will help you out if I can. But I just want you to know, if you fark me over, I'll kill you." Ha ha ha
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Fri April 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook has something in common with Allen Iverson, and it is not a good thing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz denies there is any forthcoming scandal. Also says he's not a crook, claims he did not have sex with that woman and asks at this point what difference does it make
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tarantulas use their lateral eyes to calculate distance TO YOUR FACE AND ROOM AND NIGHTMARES
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Thu April 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook made history....at the cost of the Oklahoma City Thunder pulling off a first-round playoff upset
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher banned from classroom for inappropriate behavior - including 'twanging a pupil's thong'
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Not that we need any more proof, but Casey Affleck is a political dumbass
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top generals, who are quietly building a bomb proof Oval Office under Mar-a-Lago, insist that if North Korea launches a missile the U.S military will be able to shoot it down
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana teen finds 'ginormous' morel mushroom, with pic of teen who obviously thinks it's a magic mushroom
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Proving the slide towards Idiocracy is inevitable, F8 of the Furious shatters opening records set by Star Wars, because people want to see cars go vroom and shiat explode
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So have you heard the one about the Russian man who walked into a computer store with a rooster and geese in his suitcase?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer: Trump won't draw 'red lines' on North Korea, possibly because all of his crayons of that color melted after he left them in the White House Sunroom
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's cool when a rookie ties a MLB record, especially one that was first set in 1913
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof's sentencing, the last meal on the Titanic, and the fate of Uber in Italy. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-09 to Sat 2017-04-15
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Sun April 16, 2017
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Bride and groom dragged off of United flight for having the audacity to sit in some empty seats so a tired, exhausted passenger could sleep comfortably in their row
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Are there some questions whose answers are by their nature simply unknowable? This is not a question from a dorm room in 1979 where side three of "Waiting for Columbus" is on
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald and Melania have his and her planes. They already live in separate homes, sleep in separate beds, and keep separate bathrooms. Why not fly in separate planes, as well
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife asks me to wipe my dog's paws, penis and butt with a pet-friendly grooming wipe after walks before he walks around the house and lay on the furniture. Does anyone else do this, or is it just us?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Screaming at state trooper who pulled you over after fleeing accident you caused works about as well as screaming at clouds, probably less
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dropping bombs and sending in troops and materiel to potential war zones is all well and good, but without an actual strategy and defined goals from the commander-in-chief, you ain't blaming this fiasco on us, "sir"
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Step right up, folks, and see the self-scalped Florida man with the .417 BAC. Make room for the kids. You there, sir, come join us and look at the freak. C'mon folks, and see this national treasure
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Creationist says there is proof dinosaurs lived with humans but the "truth" is being covered up
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers owner Dan Rooney passes away. Terrible Towels to be waved at half-staff
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Trump's tax problems are about to blow up. They're about to come home to roost. They're about to . . . huh, inflatable Trump Tax Chickens
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Body of a man who witnesses say was tossed out an airplane lands on the roof of a Mexican hospital. Well, if nothing else, you DO have to admire their aim
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Gorsuch will go through some rookie hazing at the Supreme Court, faces dreaded swirlie from Notorious RBG tomorrow afternoon
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth in Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China is now the adult in the room
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
At 20-61, Brooklyn Nets decide to rest players against the Chicago Bulls
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Tue April 11, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jury says Kimberly-Clark's Ebola-proof hospital gowns weren't. Company says it's OK because nobody actually got Ebola
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry continues to be more popular than LeBron James, Kevin Durant than Russell Westbrook, and blue cheese than ranch dressing
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Ubuntu is finally ditching Unity and returning to its Gnome roots
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Racist church shooter Dylann Roof will receive the death penalty and 9 life sentences just in case he's a cat or something
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Kings get out the brooms
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Stocks slide on news that China just deployed 150k troops to the North Korean border. So they've got that going for them, which is nice
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk now has his eyes on your roof. The sun is there
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It isn't a good camping trip unless somebody gets high on mushrooms, strips down, and throws a rock at somebody
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blogger lives alone in one sealed room of house and sleeps on bathroom tile because she is convinced that everything outside that bubble will kill her. Yes, she's Australian but that's not the reason
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Not only was a 55-year-old NBA record, set by the legendary Oscar Robertson in 1961-62, broken by Russell Westbrook ... he did it with a game winning buzzer-beater. The story couldn't be written any better
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bathroom legislation has been filed in 15 states so far, but it's only a coincidence that all 15 bills contain the same typo
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Three bear cubs found locked inside a public washroom. Which means the answer to the age old question is not always in the woods
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Proof emerging that Michael Moore was involved in Tupac killing
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
While Trump runs out of the room every time a reporter asks him a question, Justin Trudeau walks into Parliament and takes on all comers for an entire Question Period. Bonus: He wants to make it mandatory
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some parents are still befuddled at the concept of two siblings sharing one bedroom. "How does it work?"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Holliday shows once again that the Tropicana Field roof is a four-ring circus
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Tue April 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Feds shut down Bicycle Casino in money laundering investigation. It seems that crooks would buy chips with dirty money, gamble a bit, then cash in the chips for clean money. They have this cute little washer-dryer in the count room
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out mushrooms can be very effective at boosting physical stamina, fighting cancer, and rocket-propelling you down a technicolor river infused with the blood of giant emus swirling around a vortex of infinite cosmic chattering Aztec owls
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe the least surprising thing you didn't know about Prince: he traveled with a foofoo Master, who would decorate hotel rooms replete with candles, veils, a piano, and a lava lamp
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Audience boos Trump after he tells the room full of construction workers that he won most of their votes
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
All those who booked, all that is gone, new rates to come, and everyone's needing to rebook their room, when the sun is eclipsed by the moon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Comedian brings leashed kangaroo on stage with him to prove that comedian is a very loose term
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
The whispers of war loom over the Alexandrians, Saviors, and Kingdom as Oceanside straddles the line. Will Sasha survive? Will Rick brood? Will Negan ham it up? Who lives? Who dies? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(County 10 Wyoming)
 
 
 
Researchers are hoping they interbreed with native species, producing Kangaroo Jackalopes
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Video of kangaroo on leash in Detroit sparks debate. Now if only we could get the same debate over toddlers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to scientists, Groot's not the only tree that can talk. Some can bark. Others use tree-mail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last night my Roomba came home late smelling of Carpet Fresh, and it has new paint job: red with a white tail. I think it joined the Dirt Devils
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(AP News)
 
 
 
High winds? High waves? Dinky little sailboat? Big pier? Checkaroonie all around
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Illinois mayor is discovering the hazards of backing a lunatic. C'mon, Bolingbrook's done well under this guy. They even have their own Ikea
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In proof that good things come to those who wait, this man gets to keep his $15,200 he found on the street one year ago after nobody claimed it
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa has an adorable puppy named Groot
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In case you were skeptical about Russell Westbrook as this year's NBA MVP, consider last night's one-man destruction of the Orlando Magic
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
NC Legislature: Here's a compromise to repeal the Bathroom Bill, but we'll limit LGBT protections and count them as 3/5th for representation. So, can we get those NCAA Championship venues back?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We apparently suck at assigning sexes to dinosaurs. In other news, NC Legislature moves to ban dinosaurs from public restrooms
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit kangaroo IDed. At least it didn't OD
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news: craft brewery numbers are up. Bad news: some have 'tasting room ambassadors' instead of bartenders
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
North Carolina bathroom bill could cost the state $3.7 billion. Or in other terms - 7.4 billion urinal cakes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
US officials deny that the increase in civilian casualties in Syria and Iraq has ANYTHING to do with President Trump changing the rules of engagement in that theater to "pew, pew, pew *explosion noise* ack-ack-ack-ack *vroom*"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeremy Roenick is pissed at the NYPD and DMV for arresting him on an old traffic beef and dumping him in a room full of cokeheads that wasn't an NHL locker room
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a man walking a kangaroo down a Detroit street
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers advance within hand grenade range of US troops in Syria. Thanks, Obama
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative goes on Anderson Cooper to boast Obamacare is in a death spiral, gets smacked down by Robert Reich who demands things like evidence, proof, and explanations
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fire at former biker clubhouse breaks out. Man in skull faced t-shirt seen on roof of neighboring property
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With $750 million (a) hire 7,500 teachers with full benefits, (b) give $500 to every teacher every year for 83 years to spend on their classrooms, (c) repair all broken equipment, with enough extra to build at least 6 schools, or (d) get an NFL team
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So how much does it cost to keep our bathrooms safe from something that never happens? For North Carolina, it comes to $3.76 Billion
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas House Speaker Joe Strauss calls the bathroom bill championed by the state's idiot Lt. Governor "manufactured and unnecessary"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The five worst food criminals in history. Sadly, it's not the sort of list where you'll find the likes of true food criminals like Guy Fieri and whoever puts mushrooms in things
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Currahee)
 
 
 
Don Burgett, who survived fighting from Normandy to Berchtesgaden with the 101st Airborne and wrote four books from the trooper's POV, has passed away just before his 92nd birthday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon has lost control of the classroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, what did people do for fun before air conditioning? How about the New York rooftop theater craze back in the early 1900s with its acrobats and vaudeville entertainment
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Need more proof that the entertainment world has gone mad? Bag of air from an Adele concert now for sale. Make your own jokes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And just when it looked like all hope was lost for Obamacare, twin roosters tails of dust were spotted on the horizon accompanied by the throaty roar of a Trans-Am's engine going full out
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Thu March 23, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you tell state troopers in one different state that you are heading out of state to purchase heroin, shouldn't you be locked up so you don't do it again? Not if you do it in Connecticut
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel to back up Drew Brees, be groomed as future replacement. Geaux Saints
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Park honoring Franklin Roosevelt sued for not being handicap-accessible
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump gives incoherent interview to Time magazine and sums up his Presidential critics by saying, I'm President and you're not. He then dropped his pants and projectile defecated all over the room
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Trump once offered to date Emma Thompson. She turned him down. Actually, she turned down an offer to stay in his hotel, the room with the special cameras
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald and Melania Trump sleep in separate bedrooms because of course they do, have you seen them? She's like an 8.5, he's a 3 on a good day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the endless world of NBA stats, Russell Westbrook becomes first player in history to record a perfect triple-double
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Tue March 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
For everyone who suspected GPS navigation makes people dumber, here's proof
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Unfortunate dude who decided to share a beer with Dylan Roof gets two years for lying to the FBI. Sometimes hanging out with lunatics is a bad thing
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The Linux kernel had a root kit bug for 11 years. Linux isn't safe so we should use Windows 10
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Man writes to all 30 MLB teams and asks why he should root for them. Only 7 respond
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Mon March 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina profits off of North Carolina's bathroom bill
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Irish soccer world in shock as 27-year-old star defender Ryan McBride found dead in his bedroom day after captaining Derry to victory
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Time travel is real, just look at these ancient statues that are holding modern designer handbags. 100% definite proof
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Sun March 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Popping a balloon in a reverberation room vs popping a balloon in an anechoic chamber
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A good roommate is someone who'll clean up after themselves, mind their own business, and at least mention your dead body to someone once you keel over and die
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is the best song or album to make out to? Ballroom Blitz always seems like it could get you to advance a couple of bases
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Memo to all rookies in Spring Training; When running the bases, the umpire is in play
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Former 'Power Rangers' actor pleads guilty to killing roommate with sword
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other news, there's a basketball court above the courtroom in the Supreme Court building
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NY court to decide if a chimp is a person, which bathroom they have to use
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bunch of GOP senators are rooting for Republican healthcare efforts to fail because they don't want to get blamed for killing millions of people
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Guinness Castle is up for sale. Property includes main house with seven bedrooms, a four bedroom guest house, seven lodges and cottages and exactly zero bar towels anywhere to be found
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
More proof of aliens: Huge metallic sphere seven times the size of Jupiter found by astronomers in deep space
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Wed March 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the glorious Bobby Roode defend the NXT Title against Kassius Ohno? Will the Ealy Brothers get revenge against the Authors of Pain? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump to send 1000 troops to Syria because you can't win wars if you don't fight them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump attorney challenges Scarborough to prove Trump team is behind tax leak, because proof is something everyone else has to provide
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Homophobic pastor Wayne Allyn Root says Donald Trump is "like a wife who makes passionate love to you every day, seven days a week." Even on the Sabbath
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Oklahoma state senator who was caught in a motel room with an underage boy was also a Trump campaign chair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to lay wreath at Andrew Jackson's grave, initiate new Trail of Tears to make room for real Americans, and cripple the Bank of the United States. Will he go all-in and call for the abolition of the Electoral College to ensure the populist voice?
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine an attempted rape, a snake in the bathroom, and some molly? Why, you get a Florida Fark Link, that's what you get
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Will Stella bring her groove to your area? Do you have all of your supplies to survive the storm? How will you spend your day while you are snowed in? It is your Winter Storm Stella thread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Parents should be appreciative of childless adults because thanks to them there are more open spots in competitive kindergarten classrooms and shorter waits for playground swings according to somebody trying to overcompensate for her barren womb
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Mon March 13, 2017
(National Center for Biotech Info)
 
 
 
Finally, medical research that really matters. "If you fart in an operating room during surgery, do you risk spreading bacteria?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration makes up an accusation against Obama with zero proof offered. Shockingly, this is not a repeat of the last 20,343 times this has happened
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
If more people had watched the campy '90s science fiction blockbuster "Starship Troopers," we could have prevented the rise of fascism in America
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Sat March 11, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Well, if you didn't charge $200 a night for a shoebox-sized room with an old mattress and $12 for a bottle of cheap beer in your lounge, maybe people wouldn't use Airbnb so much
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Fri March 10, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rappers from Chicago's South Side prove they haven't forgotten their roots...by dropping piles of $100 bills on the ground before jumping on their Maybach outside Beverly Hills steakhouse. OK, they've forgotten their roots
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Brookings Institute:"At least 15 million will lose their coverage under the American Health Care Act." Congressional Republicans:"We don't like your negative analysis so we'll make our own. With some spreadsheets or whatever"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Today's Florida mad libs headline: Drunk tourist rolls golf cart while attempting to run over a rooster
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Some hockey fights don't know when to end.This one made it from the ice to outside the locker rooms
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Most people who find a two-metre long diamond python snake in their roof would freak out ...unless you're Aussies, then you keep it as a pet and name it 'Diana'
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
It's National Proofreading Day - so here's a story about it that contains an error
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Two brothers take shrooms, get naked and cause mayhem at Indy apartment complex
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Goofy haircut? ✔ Boxy, ill-fitting suits? ✔ Erratic and unstable personality? ✔ Primitive vocabulary? ✔ Hates the country to the south? ✔ Brooks no opposition from underlings? ✔ Thin skin? ✔ Father gave him his career? ✔ Is it Trump or Kim Jong Un?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Value is in the eye of the beholder: Russell Westbrook scores a career high 58 points as the Thunder loses its fourth in a row
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Daniel Faalele, a 6'9'' 396 lb. man who never played a down of American football, but pro scouts are drooling over this guy
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Intellectually speaking, you know you shouldn't click on this link, but your dopamine receptors are drooling atavistic cavemen who want to see a prurient example of someone who's made some bad life choices
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Actual title: Is finding proof of alien life in 2017 more likely than Arsenal advancing against Bayern?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
May we present: Trump's proof of the wire tapp. And you know he'd tapp that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headline: "DHS head: Trump has 'convincing' wiretap proof". Story: DHS head, who apparently was in a coma for the last year, says that since Trump made that claim, he MUST have some pretty good evidence; he wouldn't just make something like that up
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A model of the National Archives is found in the basement of the National Archives. No word if it was found in the preservation room with delicious jams and jellies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules 5-3 that if one of your jurors is a stone cold racist in the jury room and votes to convict because of your race, you win a brand new trial. In dissent were Justices Alito, Roberts, and, of course, Thomas
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most popular vehicle for Americans making more than $200,000 a year is the Ford F-150 pickup truck. Apparently wealthy business owners need the extra room to haul around all their undocumented workers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Yankees' legendary grooming policy faces its stiffest challenge since Oscar Gamble
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Sun March 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American Troops occupy Manbij in a major escalation of the Syrian War
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Sat March 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents sue city of Brooklyn after a botched autopsy implicated them in their child's death
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Engadget)