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Tue September 19, 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shiver me timbers... September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police to armed robbers of Boost Mobile: "Where you at?"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Would-be pizza robber arrested after other robbers beat him to the punch
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Thu September 14, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
This is Bonnie and Clyde. This is Bonnie and Clyde on meth. Any questions?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Man arrested for impersonating Jack Ryan. To be fair, that's not the worst of his increasingly implausible plot lines
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Tue September 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It turns out the man whose body was found stabbed, wrapped in a tarp and chained to a cinder block is the son of a mobster. Authorities have not ruled out foul play
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Fri September 01, 2017
(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
But it was the note the suspect allegedly handed to the teller - reading "This is a robbery, give me 5,000 nobody gets shot." - "The opposite side of the note appeared to be a payroll stub," the warrant says
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid: Deciding to rob a bar. Full Retard: Robbing a bar full of police officers who are celebrating a coworker's retirement. The Baltimore Sun is there
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Wed August 30, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You won't get too far when you rob and kidnap an undercover officer during a drug sting
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing magazine salesman is looking at time, maybe even life
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob an internet cafe, don't 1. Drop the cash 2. Go over the speed limit on a deserted highway full of cops
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Thu August 24, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well there's a weapon you don't see used that often in an attempted robbery
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've bought avocados on Facebook, they were probably stolen. In other news, people buy produce on Facebook
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Wed August 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pulling a knife on a guy who sets up shop in America after fleeing the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in his homeland is probably not a great career-criminal move
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Mon August 14, 2017
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
"He stated his name was 'Alice Wonderland and he was told to commit the offenses by a hookah-smoking caterpillar.' " as we begin Monday with a fork lift liquor store robbery as only Florida can do it
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Sat August 12, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In this day and age where vulgar casualness is the norm, it's nice to know some men will still don a suit, tie, and fedora to go rob a bank
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Fri August 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson's getaway Bronco is up for sale
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You've just committed armed robbery. The best way to throw police off of your trail is: C) enter the police station and report a robbery at the store you just robbed
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It turns out there's a very good reason the White House has not commented on the Minnesota mosque bombing: the White House first wants to rule out the possibility it was a false flag attack
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The DEVAST8 tattoo guy decides not to remove any more of the tattoo because he now has a job as a "chicken chaser" and "the chickens don't care about my face"
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(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Teenage joker's wave of social media pranks curtailed after he's hauled in by COBRA, because Knowing is half the battle
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man threatens to stick Home Depot employee with needle, surprising police with his ability to find an actual Home Depot employee
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Mon July 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
$590,000 worth of iPhones stolen from a moving truck. Apple has blocked the full dozen IMEI numbers
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You know how it is: you're planning to commit armed robbery and you just can't find a sitter for your child, so of course your only option is to bring them along with you
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man is at it again. This time he robs a bank, gets naked, and runs down the street throwing money
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Most dangerous jobs in America include Alaskan fishermen, miners, explosive ordinance disposal, convenience store clerks on graveyard shift
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Burglar disguises himself as ghost to make it past security camera, still gets caught. Claims he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
By doing this, Saudi Arabia hopes to head off future offenses
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Sun July 23, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Jackass in a Transformers mask wielding a fake gun tries to rob a Starbucks. Met by a stubborn barista and an angry older guy. Tag for the old guy's awesome beat down
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how you cut it, people love stealing cheese
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Man robs doughnut store twice in one week. Truly, there can be no cruller crime
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's great to aspire to something, Florida Man, but 'skull-faced comic book level villain' is probably not a good goal
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of bank robbery: Check the opening times
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Wed July 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian Mint: "Why did we make the world's purest and largest gold bullion coin? Because we can." Really ballsy thieves: "Challenge accepted." German police: "We got this." Canadian Mint: "Where's the damn coin?" Really ballsy thieves: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen plowed by car after Gucci backpack sale goes wrong at Denny's
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Thu July 06, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
University of Cincinnati cornerback ready to move up to the big club
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Boxing fans tweet reports of a robbery in Brisbane
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
Canada: Hey, we can do high-speed pursuits too, and our police SUVs also disintegrate when they clip another vehicle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln police are appealing to members of the public who may have seen this man around the time of the robb - hey! Stop laughing!
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Fri June 30, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Miami police create "K.R.A.P.P.Y." system to prevent car thefts. Why yes, a Yeti is involved
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: 14 months is too lenient a sentence for a cop who beat up a three-year-old; you can tell a cop he won't walk away from your property, but he has a taser; and brothel robbery is a federal crime
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Sun June 25, 2017
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Former police chief robs bank. Amazingly the police had no trouble identifying the suspect
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
While a television news crew was gathering footage for a story about crime, a thief steals the station's news truck. No film at 11
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deltona Deputies are seeking your help in identifying the Scumbag of the Week
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jumping into the Missouri River is not a good escape route from a bank robbery, Mr. Fake Beard bandit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Carjacker foiled by own stupidity of not knowing how to drive a manual shift car
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Mon June 19, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding homeowner fends off 5 would-be robbers in what barely qualifies as news in Florida
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Trucker responsible for 9-car pileup on state highway takes elderly neighbor hostage, forces her to drive him to Detroit where he barricaded himself in home before committing suicide. The Aristocrats
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're filming a movie depicting an armed robbery in Detroit, you may want to notify the Detroit Police Department first
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Fri June 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pharmacist brings a pool cue to a knife fight. Sinks a couple of balls
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
One woman robs another woman by ripping off her bra and snatching the money hidden inside. Curiously, the two men in the home who witnessed the attack did nothing to stop the robbery because they were too busy staring
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Shadow and Wednesday are on the run after the New Gods took care of their police problem in the prior episode. Will Vulcan prove friend or foe? Find out in "A Murder of Gods." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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Wed May 31, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Las Vegas thieves steal 30,000 condoms and $10K worth of sex toys. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good couple of years with all that stuff
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Group in Nebraska seeks Kentuckians related to North Carolina robbery
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
First it was razor blades. Then it was Tide. Now it's nuts. Fark: Nut Theft Task Force
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Could this man be one of the most inept robbers of the year? Let's go to the video tape
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Suicide by cop was my intention. I ain't fit to live. Not after what I've done." You can't argue with that
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of conservative buffoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions
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Thu May 25, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What dumbass keeps 30 handguns and tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry in an RV? This guy
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