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500 headlines found matching 'Rob'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(Security Week)
 
 
 
Did you use Google, Facebook, Microsoft, or Apple last Tuesday? If so, Russia probably has your password
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mr. Robot renewed for a fourth confusing season
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Shoeless suspect asks for the death penalty after calling 911 and demanding entry to the building because he left his probation papers behind. And some condoms
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hannity guest on mass shootings: Gun control isn't the problem, it's your fault for being so easy to shoot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein says he sees no reason to dismiss Robert Mueller. Rod Rosenstein to be dismissed by Trump in 3...2...1
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Rob Morgan's acting credits: Daredevil - Guy who gets beat up. Luke Cage - Guy who gets beat up. The Punisher - Guy who gets beat up
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(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
Apple, shall we say, faces problem of iPhone X users not trusting Face ID to work. Marketing confronts it by enlisting Apple-loving hipster to shave lumberjack beard, demonstrating Face ID works great before and after
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The Mooch calls Steve Bannon 'A mass to be defeated by America.' To be fair, having that much cirrhosis in one liver probably puts it on the edge of undergoing gravitational collapse
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
A probable cause affidavit states the man told officers his wife, Taylor Swift, "told me to kill him"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First the robot takes away your job and makes you homeless, then the robot takes away your space on the sidewalk
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies before the House Intelligence Committee on Robert Mueller's Russia Probe (LGT C-SPAN @ 1000)
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department apologizes for photo showing a needle with the caption: "NARCAN: Robbing Darwin of his bountiful harvest since 1971"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robot carries Olympic torch in South Korea. Robot expected to do well in the "taking away jobs" marathon event
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
From the "Fat Chance" Department - If you picked up any bank robbery cash thrown on 15 Freeway, police would like it back
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI agent removed from the Mueller probe adequately described Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers using the first ten minutes of Up to teach robots how to cry
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is the Alabama election live thread, where Roy Moore will probably be formally chosen as Alabama's chief pedophile
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the correct way to cut toast? If you pick #3, you're probably a freak
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Apparently thinking he has a say in this Donald Trump Jr wants House Intel Committee probed for leaks
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Robotic device helps paralyzed patients walk. Shoulder-mounted cannon still in development
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When robots write Harry Potter fanfic: "The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "Armed robbery. What about you?" "Bark, bark"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As Mueller corners Trump, one thing is becoming clear: he and his subordinates are probably not going to go down quietly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Experts claim the Industrial Revolution of the 18th and 19th centuries left such deep psychological scars in the British people that today they're still prone to depression. The weather probably doesn't help either
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Larry King now accused of groping a woman in the past, probably sometime in the Cenozoic period
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First world problems
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Someone fetch my fainting couch: Yet another scary Russian military program is probably vaporware
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you already purchased a Christmas tree this year? Here's why you probably paid more money for a smaller, uglier bush than you paid in past years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
San Francisco decides to throw a monkey-wrench in the robot delivery business
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cassidy, who made millions as a '70s teen heartthrob, leaves behind an estate worth $150 million... er, thousand. $150 thousand
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Get in line Democrats, Nate Silver says there's a "high probability" of a brokered Democratic convention in 2020 because of the potentially large field of candidates. Maybe pack a lunch and some extra snacks
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Sat December 09, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Not news: Some guy declares "I'm not in charge" of Illinois, so stop asking me to solve the state's problems. Fark: That guy is the Governor of Illinois
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
First the robots came to transform our fast food and we did nothing ... didn't even tip them
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Problem: New gun in Destiny 2 is glitched and way overpowered, ruining PvP matches. Solution: Let everyone get a chance to buy the gun. Syndrome approves
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The #metoo movement's big problem is that can only police people with a conscience
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller inserted a clause in Flynn's plea that says even if he gets a presidential pardon, local and state governments can charge him, a move that castrated Trump's pardon powers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI testimony suggests FISA warrants have been used in Russia probe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The probe of Trent Franks was apparently much less Al Franken and much more Margaret Atwood. The creepy tag is currently flat on its back, holding the hands of Trent Franks' wife
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
From behind her bulletproof podium, Baltimore mayor says the city's crime problem is improving and before long you'll only be shot at twice when crossing the street
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Avocado hand" injuries are such a problem in England that Marks & Spencer is now selling seedless avocados
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your eclipse eye burn hasn't healed by now, the damage is probably permanent
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
America, it's time to have an honest talk. The pee tape is probably real. Prepare your family accordingly. Keep cash, updated account balances, and important information physically on hand to last a few days for when the internet melts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Franken resign? Will he burn all the corrupt f*ckers on his way out? Will he stand his ground and wait until the ethics probe is finished? THIS is your Senator Franken press announcement thread (start time 11:45 am)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, but think about all the people Roy Moore DIDN'T assault, probably because they were too old
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Useless rock sells for $6.5 million. Probably doesn't even keep tigers away
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Microbiologists find that the microbial community on the ISS is very diverse and more closely resembled that of homes than humans. Hopefully not yours
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bottomless buffet results in vomiting and diarrhea. Pants-wearing buffet has no problems
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artificially intelligent robot learns like a baby through interactions with toys, would like a playdate with Sarah Connor
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in "that's some fine spending oversight, Lou": UK government sends £300 winter heating assistance to poverty-stricken pensioner Robert Plant
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How neutrinos could solve the three greatest problems in physics
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's got 99 problems and a Mitt is one of them
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are cruise ship secrets that you probably did not know. Also, is it worth going on one since Subby wants to take one?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
RIP Robert Baratheon
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your robot dog wants human steak. Another Black Mirror trailer is here
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(US Army)
 
 
 
US Army Mad Scientist Initiative (a real thing) warns that, for autonomous robotic soldiers of the future to be effective, they have to be smart enough to ask, "why do I have to die for you meatbags?" in addition to "Where is Sarah Connor?"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
He was a former Commie nudist poet who matched wits with Freud, brawled with Hemingway, and was described by a teenage Carly Simon as "the most beautiful man she had ever met." (And he probably thinks this Fark headline is about him)
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's probably never a great idea to steal someone's shoes, especially if you are on the jury and the shoes belong to an attorney who works at the court
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, Harmony the sex robot likes threesomes, but she has a jealous side
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
House of Cards to resume production with Robin Wright as the lead, and thus killing Danny DeVito's hopes of becoming President
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time releases shortlist for Person of the Year. Trump is on it. So are Colin Kaepernick and Robert Mueller
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"They're probably [expletive deleted] bricks" Memories from the Nixon impeachment era
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robbie Gould 15, Bears 14
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man on probation for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart arrested for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart. If he were in Congress he'd have been given some hand sanitizer and sent on his merry way
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver delivers hot lead to robber during shoot-out in 10 minutes or less
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Probably the best and most surreal pic of Jupiter's clouds you'll see today
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(MSN)
 
 
 
John Cena had a $500,000 Ford that he sold. Apparently Ford has a problem with this
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The White House is infested with vermin. It also has a mice problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look, we're gonna have guns and so of course there'll be mass shootings it's the price we gotta pay so the only remaining problem is the whiners. That's why we gotta go after the victims. They're screwing this shiat up
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Who is "Britain First", Trump's new favorite failed British political party? Well, they're probably terrorists, for starters, and they can't afford a £25 party registration fee
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How to do away with Beijing's never-ending terrible smog problem? Have 15 million people with handheld fans blow it away. BRILLIANT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The only man who probably won't be hit with a sexual harassment scandal is not surprised to see so many sexual harassment scandals
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Another reason to tear it down: Robert E. Lee monument in Richmond may have buried treasure inside. Fark: A rare photograph of Lincoln in his coffin
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Wed November 29, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mrs. Doubtfire re-edited as a horror movie, starring Robin 'Norman Bates' Williams
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was Heisenberg, but it was probably Heisenberg
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flynn's testimony delayed to give more time to flip, which probably explains why Trumpy went ballistic on twitter this morning, resulting in Hucky-Boo-Boo tealing us that reality is a liberal conspiracy. MSNBC PrimeTime thread, fun starts @ 8pm EST
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 20 things you should never do at an office party. The last one probably takes the fun out of one
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Actor James Woods witnessed a robbery while playing poker in Vegas. He wasn't much help to the police, however, as the robbers distracted him with a piece of candy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White nationalists lose their jobs due to NY Times story and have started a GoyFundMe page (correct spelling) for all the poor downtrodden racists. So far they've collected nearly $1500.00 which is probably their collective salaries for a year
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Tue November 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald to resign as deputy PM of Ireland, to be replaced by a Kennedy...probably
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not only is Elon NOT the founder of bitcoin, he says he lost the ones he has. They're probably stuck in the seat cushions of his Model 3
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A weeks-old LLC with a home address in Florida was awarded a $30 million hurricane relief contract after Puerto Rico. You can probably guess what comes next in the story
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Problem: Taliban insurgents are hiding in the hills and mountain caves where we can't get at them. Solution: Literally bomb the hills and mountains flat with B-52 carpet bombing raids. Talk about changing the geopolitical landscape, eh?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA chief claims to have done more to address pollution than Obama, but can't name any measures he's taken, probably because they are so effective that they have to be kept totally secret in his new $25,000 soundproof communications room
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man accused of robbing gas station while armed with hand lotion
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
When you remember the Spice Girls, you probably remember their platform sneakers. Well, those shoes are making a comeback just for kicks
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter says it's no coincidence Trump ripped CNN the same day Putin punished foreign media outlets, and this probably means something as Stelter doesn't bother chasing mice around
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts is drifting slowly to the left. I guess he knows a few maneuvers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently, BBC cannot say the word sex. Also, Youtube has a problem with their autocomplete algorithm
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller was a bumbling prosecutor, mishandled 9/11 as FBI director, completely botched the anthrax investigations and got snookered by the Russians on the Snowden deal, but failing upwards is what government is all about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope Hicks, one of Trump's most loyal, quiet supporters, is headed to the center stage of the Mueller probe
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Coco is #1 with $70.6 million, sending Justice League to #2 with a dismal $59 million. Julia Roberts' Wonder is a horse of a different color at #3 with $32 million, Thor: Ragnarok #4 with $24 million while The Star is dust at #7 with $7 million
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named the next Commissioner before today's games (starting at 1pm EST) but I'd have to agree to watching the Battle of Ohio & 49ers-Seahawks. I said probably is no good. Thanks anyway
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley says that Roy Moore should have been disqualified as a white separatist before the woman stuff. Does that make him crazy? Probably
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Cowboys are 5-6, have been outscored by 70 points in the past 3 games, can't stop the run or the pass, have a hurt OLine, and there's no Zeke. So, clearly, the refs not calling holding is the problem
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Bergevin called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named Captain of the Canadiens before tonight's games (starting at 7pm EST) but I'd have to agree to an interview in French & play centre. I said probably is no good, poured another goonjuice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meet Lucky the translucent lobster who may be 1 in 100 million and probably cost that much to eat
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis called to say that subby was PROBABLY going to be named "Farker of the Year," like last year, but he would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. Subby said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
If you're going to call your dog poop removal service "Call of Doodee," Activision just might have a problem with it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio may have a pardon, but his legal problems are far from over
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Willow Smith not happy with the fame thing. Hey, it's progress when black kids can have the same problems as Paris Hilton
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
How much does it cost to reimburse a probation officer for $60 pants?
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The problem with the golden age of television
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
"In 1965, it started to create new rights, and today we've got a problem." Roy Moore, describing his take on the Voting Rights Act of 1965, but don't you *DARE* call him a racist
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember Trump revealing methods and sources to the Russians? Well the person he outed is probably dead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump accused on hitting on the wife of a Baldwin brother. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. No... oh, he probably hit on all of the wives, so I guess it doesn't matter the specifics this time around
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In an effort to save money and conserve energy, many cities and towns switched over to outdoor LED lighting. And since this is on Fark, you can probably guess exactly how that turned out for them
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Thu November 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pistol-packing granny would have gotten away with the bank robbery if she only put some wheels on her get-away walker
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider: don't grope Franken with Weinstein and Rose. Group, I mean group, not grope. Damn autocorrect
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not all Russian billionaires are trying to undermine American democracy. Some want to send a probe to Saturn's moon Enceladus to find water before NASA can get their own act together
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Wed November 22, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
You know what, it's not like anyone cares what your finances are as you get shiatcanned from the White House. Probably. Oh, wait, hold up, Bob's at the door
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/22): Geoff Johns brings the Watchmen into the DC Universe...with sexy results (probably). Space hippies tour the galaxy and do all the drugs, a new Tomb Raider comic, and Betty & Veronica lead a motorcycle gang...with sexy results
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you're supposed to be working on a computer while reading this on Fark, you probably voted for Hillary
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The problem with your son-in-law might be that you feel your daughter could do better; maybe he's an asshole or a deadbeat. Or maybe he urged you to fire the FBI director because he worried if you didn't, your house of political cards would topple
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
I have no problem cooking a turkey, nor the sides, nor timing things to come out at the same time. What I have a problem with are those used to be metal, now plastic, doohickeys that hold the feet together. How the hay do you remove those things?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate has found the cause of all sexual harassment: Men in bathrobes
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Jef Rouner is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful and is probably a douche
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man running from the cops stops to pet cats and gets arrested. To be fair, this would probably snare at least 70% of Farkers, too
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
University Professor: I remained very neutral. University Official: That's kind of the problem
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings move into the top five, the Chiefs drop out of the top ten, the Bengals and the Texans move into the top 20 and of course the Browns are last, which is probably higher than they deserve. It's the week 12 NFL power rankings
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(Telegraph)
 
NewsFlash
 
Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe resigns, hopefully setting precedent for U.S.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rare Jackie Robinson jersey breaks the $2-million barrier at auction
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The ongoing Twitter war between Trump and LeVar Ball showcases a bigger problem with the current president
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The problem with trying to defend someone like Roy Moore is that there is a LOT of evidence proving he's a pedophile
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Mon November 20, 2017
(KFC)
 
 
 
KFC Internet Escape Pod? Chicken probably not included
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Al Franken will spend holidays deflecting... oh reflecting, he's reflecting. Well, probably doing both
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pringles has solved your Thanksgiving problems with their new chips
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News: Robert Mugabe goes on Zimbabwe TV to deliver resignation speech. Fark: Doesn't resign
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Justice League's opened at #1 with a dismal $96 million, the worst opening of any DC film. Despite Julia Roberts, Wonder debuts at #2 with $28 million, edging out Thor: Ragnarok's $20 million #3 finish while Daddy's Home 2 was #5 with $13.6 million
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Doc Martens exist and that's problematic
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Like you reprobates need an excuse for day drinking - however, of the 13 hockey games today, 5 of them are scattered around the EST's afternoon (starting at 1pm). Looking out the window at what's currently out there weather wise, drinking it is. SUP
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New app released shows how people look without makeup, naturally some have a problem with this
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Techno-optimists once prized testicular material from apes; now they plan to upload human minds into cyberspace, and design a post-human species. But sci-fi writers of the past saw this coming, and did not welcome our robot overlords
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Nobody seems to know where Trump's leftover inauguration funds went and for some reasons, some people have a problem with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman gets a $30,400 fine for drunken driving, but she is a billionaire so no problem for her
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Finance Committee approves GOP "Rob America to Pay Koch" plan
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You probably did not realize that you were being rude all along when you do these things
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A brief history of anal sex [Probably Not Safe for Work]
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
President accused of sexual harassment. You get three guesses and it will probably take all three
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, try to use a better disguise than a pink floral nightgown and black lipstick, especially if it's the same bank you work at
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cops: "We have probable cause for a warrant. Can we get one?" Court clerk: "Sure thing. I'll be right back." Clerk to criminal buddies "Hey, hide your shiat, cops are getting a warrant. Oh, and that's $1,000 for saving your ass again." Cops: "WTF?"
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN: Locking your car doors is an effective way to prevent your car being robbed
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Connecticut state education official Stephen Wright arrested for violating probation in drunken driving arrest. When asked for a comment, he said, "24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House will win today on taxes, and we'll all lose. We should probably discuss it because things will never be the same
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tecmo defeats Chinese pirates, probably with Bo Jackson, ninjas, and jiggle physics
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost da Vinci painting going to auction, Robert Langdon examining it for clues to Spear of Parsifal
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Inmate's execution called off because there's no vein. You probably think this headline's about you, don't you?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor said Jeff Sessions made it a lot easier for Robert Mueller to nail him with perjury charges
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The dudes at the Washington Post are not happy about these fake robocalls
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Tue November 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baseball fans go batty as historic bats used by Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, Roger Maris, Ted Williams and Jackie Robinson all go up for auction. Bring your checkbook
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
8,000-year-old wine found in Georgia, which is a problem since people there believe that the world is only 5,000 years old
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(WWE)
 
 
 
The return of YES power, 2 title matches, and a probable Raw roster appearance - it's YOUR WWE SmackDown Live thread, Live at 8pm est
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Middle Ball free after shoplifting in China; Bigger Ball continues to rob the Lakers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cowboys problems are due to: 1. Injuries 2. Ezekiel Elliott suspension or 3. Referees
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
The Flat Earth Convention 2017 showcases robust theories such as the "gut feeling" theory and the irrefutable "I went to the beach and held a straight edge up to the horizon" theory
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Does being short ruin a man's sex life? Well, that probably depends on where he's short
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ban on killer robots urgently needed, say scientists
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara and Alex travel back to Midvale and Kara recalls a traumatic run in with a cow that helped shape her young life. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse has to repay a favor and Jace invests in a giant robot (FOX 9ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last Week in the Lower Courts: While awaiting trial for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill your wife, the hitman you hire to kill your wife and the cop is probably an undercover cop, too
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson star in 'Wonder,' a movie so crammed full of heart-tugging, tear-jerking, life-affirming optimism it made me want to hurl. But maybe that's just me
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Naked man stabbed to death in Oklahoma City probably didn't plan on being in this headline
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(Some Warrior Princess)
 
 
 
The costumes for the Amazons in the Justice League movie have been updated. Naturally someone has a problem with this
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Sat November 11, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
This author's favorite album to come out of LA is now 50 years old and you've probably never heard of it. What's an unknown gem that you like that doesn't get any LOVE
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone finally was able to make a fast getaway from the Mercedes F1 team. Unfortunately it was robbers outside the track in São Paulo
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, the works of Robert A. Heinlein
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Circadian actin dynamics drive rhythmic fibroblast mobilization during wound healing. Well duh, everyone knows that
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Fri November 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from Roy Moore allegations continues, Robert Mueller turns focus to Dana Rohrabacher, and Devin Nunes is just as dirty as we thought. This is your FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC prime time discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Republican Senatorial Committee dumps Moore. Probably for someone younger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller spins the wheel of treason, lands on Dana Rohrabacher and his 2016 meeting with General Flynn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump in China yesterday:"China is wonderful". Trump in Vietnam today: "China is robbing us blind"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This booby has a problem with crabs
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When you go to the animal shelter, check behind the ear of the dog you want to adopt. If it has a number tattooed there, it was probably used for medical research. Happy adopting
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure their food can still barely be called real food, but this is the swankiest McDonald's restaurant you've ever seen. Even the homeless who probably live in the bathrooms will agree
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The Roy Moore accusations include multiple points of corroboration. Wait, what's this, Roy Moore tried to pick up a 13-year-old girl at the mall as she worked as one of Santa's Helpers and continued to pressure her until she said yes at 17?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Crow "I wanna decide who lives and who dies" T. Robot may finally get his wish
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You should probably wait until the trial is over to hit on the jurors
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Robot shuttle in Vegas goes on a (fender) bender. Promptly blames hookers and blackjack
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a liquor store this time of year, don't be surprised when the clerk cracks you in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank CEO: Robots are going to take your jobs, especially those of accountants. Please, will somebody think about the accountants
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Wed November 08, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia presses ahead with combat robots, hoping to simultaneously reduce risks for their military forces and free them up to post on Facebook
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One year of President Trump. Economy is absolutely booming, more probes are looming, Obama's legacy is shrooming
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Oh, and while you're at it, you probably shouldn't pick your nose and wipe it on your customer's groceries
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Pretend Christian asks on Twitter what Christians parents are going to do to prepare their children for the horror that is a transgender woman being elected to office. Answers from actual Christians probably not what he expected
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(Chron)
 
 
 
See the women who competed for the title of Miss Lone Star Rally this past weekend [probably not safe for work]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Russia Probe moves onto the 2016 GOP platform, specifically Trump's attempts to remove language regarding Ukraine and weapons
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Saturn's moon Enceladus has been warm and wet for billions of years, just waiting for Earth to probe into its deep interior
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Tue November 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NEWEST deflection in the Mueller investigation is that he has a major leak problem, and is using it to play politics
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Democratic areas in VA being robocalled to tell them that their polling place has changed. I'm sure this is all just an honest mix-up, and not at all partisan
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's solution to the Best Korea problem: "Give us a bunch of money and then PEW PEW PEW"
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(Robot Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this round robot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For Sale: One robot, capable of producing 60 gallons of whiskey on demand
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump: "This isn't a guns situation. This is a mental health problem at the highest level"
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Sun November 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vin Scully: What Jackie Robinson did was brave and good. Also Vin Scully: I'll never watch another NFL game due to players' protests
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Problems down under
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's the problem America, "The current air quality in the US is too clean for 'optimum health.'" - New EPA Science board member
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Pacific Rim producer promises something better than King Kong vs. Godzilla vs. Giant Robots. My Kaiju can only stand so erect
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas renames Robert E. Lee High School to Legacy of Educational Excellence High School. LEE High School, if you will
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says robots will replace humans completely, possibly in that creepy mechanical voice of his
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three conservative Republicans are about to file a resolution calling on Mueller to resign from the Russia probe because BENGHAZI. No, wait. Because COLLUSION. No, hold on. Because, um, URANIUM. Oh, Christ, you asshats are still on that?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller (R-at) and Hope Hicks (R-avishing) were also at the meeting where George Potamus discussed Trump meeting with Putin. Low level staffers, probably volunteers
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Complain about shrinking airline seats but one airline knows exactly what the problem is and is now weighing passengers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Midway through NFL season, football ratings are down, probably due to annoying pizza commercials
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
Weeners
 
Man shoots himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand
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(Some Vet)
 
 
 
Got way too much Halloween candy left over? Your kids overdosing on sugar binges? Donate your excess sugar pills to Operation Troop Treats, who will ship it all off to U.S. troops overseas so your dental problems will be theirs instead
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To complement the new historic-place marker at Manafort's Brooklyn residence, some hero left him a pumpkin with Robert Mueller's face carved in it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truffle prices double to $3,200 a pound. "Let's say it is a big problem. I cannot double my prices. But I cannot be without truffles"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man tries to open his beer bottle with a pepper spray canister. Since this is Fark, you can probably guess how it all turned out
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your kids are unsuccessful in life it's probably because you never let them play. Just look at the Trump family
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is a high probability that a Obamacare mandate repeal will be added to the tax bill at the eleventh hour, 59th minute, and 58 second mark
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kum & Go robbed Monday night, Boy George wanted for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, check out the new robo-dog. Oh look, it can wag its tail and high-five like a real dog. What? Your dog can't high-five? What kind of shiat dog do you have?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Have you had a blood transfusion? Congratulations, you probably have Alzheimer's
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Butt dial 911 while playing "Call of Duty"? You better believe that's a robust police response
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic breaks down his upcoming 'Ill-Advised Vanity Tour': "Some people will probably walk out in disgust because they didn't hear their favorite hit parody"
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(Some beaver anal gland lover)
 
 
 
6 horrifying foods you've probably eaten, including maggot sauce, beaver anal glands, and McDonald's Shamrock Shake
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Ireland has a 'massive' alcohol problem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when we all believed Trump's Chief of Staff John Kelly would be an example of moral fortitude for the White House? He just praised Confederate General Robert E. Lee and said both sides were good in the Civil War
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump stomps around White House like a cheeto-Godzilla wondering how come his constant lying hasn't solved all his problems
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Disney Research)
 
 
 
Disney's research arm has decided to make robots that can choose how they move based on the number of arms attached to them. Don't worry, I'm sure they mean well and we won't be facing mouse-eared spiderbots taking over our neighborhoods
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Pat Robertson urging Trump to issue a "blanket pardon," seize the reigns of power, and shut down the Mueller investigation
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Taking inspiration from "The Man in the High Castle", Murdoch Media Empire spins fascinating Sci-Fi tale of a parallel universe where Special Counsel Robert Mueller was never born and thus the Mueller Investigation doesn't exist
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Republican tortoise is a very sensitive and shy being. A simple question about developments in the Mueller Russia probe for example make it retract completely into its shell
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The real problem with having electronic assistants like Alexa in your home? Your kids may develop a better relationship with them than they have with you. And that's going to be bad news for you when Skynet takes over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain could lead the world's 'fourth industrial revolution' if it embraces robots and technology. If only there was a marketplace where they could sell their goods, possibly their neighbors. I'm sure they'll figure something out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
One... two... three. Three former Trump officials arrested in the Mueller probe. Ah-ah-ah (Arrest Day discussion thread 2)
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Of all the celebrity guests who sailed on 'The Love Boat,' Andy Warhol was probably the weirdest
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People in Rwanda face public shaming and even jail for using plastic grocery bags. It's good to see that hunger, political unrest and genocide are no longer the country's top problems
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Worry not humans, when the robots rise, take your job and destroy your life, some of you will be spared. SOME
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robert Rodriguez claims he knew about Harvey Weinstein's harassment of Rose McGowan and that Weinstein buried the release of the awful Grindhouse because of it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Moore's new Broadway show has come under fire from Donald Trump, who's really desperate to avoid this whole Mueller probe
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Sat October 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There are several lines of work where it is appropriate to bring your 6-year-old daughter to work on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. "Bank robber" is not such an occupation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who will Robert Mueller's first targets be?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Problem at sex doll brothel: The johns are getting too weird" (NSFW)
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Bad news, pumpkin pie lovers: Your canned filling is probably just squash masquerading as pumpkin and everything you know and love about pie is forever ruined
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We're guessing the problem was he didn't bring enough to share with everyone?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a strange coincidence that could only happen on Fark, 'Bathrobe Man Cave Sex' is also the name of subby's Jonas Brothers cover band
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robots will be 100 times smarter than us in 30 years. That's it?
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(Imprimis)
 
 
 
Everything you know about Ty Cobb is probably wrong
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(Mic)
 
 
 
How cum all the semen on TV this year? (Probably not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
And here we have the President of the United States complimenting kids for "not having a weight problem" as he hands out candy for Trick or Treat at the White House. Because you have to start early with body image issues
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Westworld' season 1 becomes first scripted series ever to get a 4k UHD Blu-ray release, meaning you can see every single detail of the robot sex
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Billionaire pharma CEO who funded anti-cannabis campaign charged with bribing doctors to prescribe opioids; will probably still receive lighter sentence than some guy busted with a dime bag
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Headline: "These giant robots can pick strawberries. What does that mean for humans?" Well, humans are probably easier to grab with a robot's huge metal claws
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paralyzed reporter walks again with the help of robotic exoskeleton, plans to clean up the streets of Detroit
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(Metro)
 
 
 
5 non-fappers explain why you should stop masturbating
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jefferson Davis "Nancy" Beauregard Sessions III has found a solution to the deadly opiod abuse crisis that is currently facing the nation: "People should say no to drug use." See? Problem solved
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
If you grew up before color TV was invented you probably dream in black and white
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Thu October 26, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Republican attack ads using Seattle and Trump as weapons likely to backfire, as could probably be expected from any form of Weaponized Trump
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
There is a concerted effort underway to attack the FBI and damage the credibility of the Mueller probe by Trump and his allies in Congress and the right wing media
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Head tax for homeless irks businesses. To be fair, if there's a homeless person with more than one head, they probably should be taxed more somehow
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Gas station clerk chooses hard way, with picture goodness of the effect on the robber. Hero tag is for clerk
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You know those delicious Haribo Gummies you love so much? Well they're probably being made with "modern-day slave labor"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police seek help identifying boobs involved in bank robbery
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Who would burn a 15 ft teddy bear to the ground? Canadians. EVIL Canadians. Probably drunk evil Canadians, too
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Study says 66% of Winnipeg's homeless population is invisible. If I were homeless and invisible I'd probably rob a bank
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The concept of the "problem child" is flawed; we should not see them as a problem first, we must see them as a child first
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Problem: Design crosswalks that are more noticeable to drivers. Solution: Make 'em 3-D
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Cyclotron; Magnetron; Jumbotron; Robotron; Tron - How the "-tron" suffix came to be a morpheme signifying technological supremacy
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Tue October 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert Guillaume was known for many roles. But this moment from SportsNight, where he delivered a speech against the confederate flag and condemned it as a symbol of hate, still resonates today
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Armed man tries to rob store wearing scuba mask. He must have been the designated diver
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are 50 underground albums. You've probably never heard of them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian man. under investigation by Worst Korean police for calling in bomb threat to K-Pop girl group, gets slapped with INTERPOL Red Notice and should probably switch his fandom to Interpol
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Belgium had a crazy gang of robbers that robbed and killed their way through the early '80s and then suddenly ceased operations. A man claiming to be that gang's leader recently confessed on his deathbed
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(Earth Touch News)
 
 
 
It seems like when a school has cougar problems, it's usually one of the faculty, not an actual cougar
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Police looking for a "Noel Gallagher lookalike" who has been licking windows in Swindon. Chances are, it's probably not a lookalike
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assembly day in the school gym. First up: That troupe that uses trampolines to do acrobatic slam dunks. Then Mr Putin will talk to us about the horrors of genetically-modified superhuman armies of our dystopic future
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Having a dilapidated, crumbling, eyesore building in an otherwise upscale neighborhood is a common urban problem, but only in Washington, DC do you have the potential of sparking an international incident if you try to force the owners to clean it up
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress figures if they ignore the problem, the people will stop caring. Today's bit of forgetfulness? Bump-stock ban
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It can really sting if you're born a Scorpio. Or date a Scorpio. Or live next door to a Scorpio. Or work for a Scorpio. In fact, it's probably best if you just avoid Scorpios altogether
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
At 12 years old, Louie the dog is getting a bit old and slow, so when he disappeared one day, his owners were a bit freaked out. What they didn't know was that he was out being a hero. GOOD BOY
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Why Marvel can't make a stand-alone Hulk movie and why they probably don't want to
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Only Eric Roberts could get into a fight about a 7-Eleven bathroom
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Space Daily)
 
 
 
Headlines that were science fiction not that long ago but now are barely even noticed: "Spacewalkers fix robotic arm in time to grab next cargo ship"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's how autonomous vehicles will destroy your city and force everyone you love to serve as slaves in the new robot revolution. Or live in utopia. Could go either way
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Sat October 21, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
First class problems
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ICE agents enter private property without warrant or permission and arrest an individual. Yes, you better believe some people have a problem with that
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you use your dad's cop car to commit armed robbery, pick a victim who doesn't know you
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher duct tapes mouths of 10 students. Not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump calls Bartiromo and brags about how the tax cuts are for rich people only, because he's a rich guy and then babbles about a Super Bowl ring, and compliments Putin for stealing one from Robert Kraft
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
WHO chooses Robert Mugabe as good will ambassador??
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If they weren't hardened criminals before, they probably are now. (Not safe for work)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
That local "Haunted House" that you go to is probably filled with fire code violations. Boo
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police officer tells Patrick Stewart that after seeing some horrible things, a couple of TNG episodes have the power to make him feel better about the future. Probably not Code of Honor or Angel One though
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Navy SEAL with two purple hearts appeared on Fox in defense of the Golden One earlier this month. Since this is Fark, you probably... oh, fark, just read the tag
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
States tightening the leash on fake service dogs, expect to choke off the problem shortly. Your dog wants some breathing room
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Landing Amazon's HQ2 could lead to first world problems
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big moon cave may mean big moon colony. So says Japanese probe, Selene. In other news, Japan has a space probe
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Wed October 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dyslexia may be a problem of eye dominance, so you may need to pee on what you're reading to show it that you're the aphla
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots are coming to occupy Wall St jobs. No word on whether they'll be stinky and carrying dumb signs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna hopes to sue the Kardashian clan out of existence. Here's hoping she's successful
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Che Guevara would probably not be too happy with what Cuba looks like today. And don't even get him started on how much one of his shirts costs
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Mon October 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A former aide to Jeff Sessions, who also represented a bank connected to Russian money laundering, will now head the Justice Department's criminal division, giving him access to information relating to Mueller's probe of Russia's election tampering
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Violate your probation? You know the rules buddy, no donating a kidney to your kid then
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
EMP attack could kill 90% of all Americans in a year. However, it would also defeat the robot rebellion, allow Sarah Connor to keep her job
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest threats to Trump in the Mueller probe are Spicer and Priebus, two men who were utterly humiliated by their former boss and have nothing to lose at this point
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Probably not the craziest thing a person's ever done for their fandom, but... o_O
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. M has a problem. Her husband was falsely accused of groping teen girl on the train and only escaped prison time because two women eyewitnesses told police it wasn't him. She's still angry and depressed at nearly losing him. What should she do?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists designed a robotic skin that can camouflage itself like an octopus making it even more difficult for the few humans left after the robot apocalypse to spot their new cybernetic overlords
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Milking" a cone snail is an elaborate bait-and-switch exercise involving one snail, a dead fish, a venomous proboscis, a small plastic vial, and some quick thinking. The more you know
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump thinks a cop on a motorcycle told him he had a plan to fix Chicago's crime problem immediately. The cop told him this while accompanying Trump's limo as it drove to the airport
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've got a parking problem when unpaid tickets drive you to bankruptcy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A close friend of Gen. Flynn, who now works for Sen Grassley who heads the Senate probe on Russia's election meddling, launched a private probe last summer of Clinton's email server and whether it had been hacked-the 2nd Flynn friend to do so
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Twitter deleted data critical to the Russia probe
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter Is Crawling With Bots. This submission to Fark was not made by a bot. Probably
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump administration prepares to nuke major US cities. Figuratively speaking. Probably
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AT&T learns that buying DirecTV just as the cord-cutting revolution was gaining momentum was probably not the brightest of business acquisitions
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to experts Ric Romero and the entire Captain Obvious orchestra, Harvey Weinstein probably won't receive an Oscar this year
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/11): Batman on Batman violence, Wolverine's female clone teams up with his son (is that her son? brother? nephew? it's a little weird), And Ragman, the rare character who probably does not need a female clone version, gets a series
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Monkey Island's creator is just one of the many video game designers drawing influence from Twin Peaks. Probably so he has an excuse for all those impossibly bizarre puzzle solutions
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(IGN)
 
 
 
John Carpenter says new Halloween movie will ignore all the sequels and Rob Zombie versions, and just be Halloween 2 in the mirror universe
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Russia unveils its newest combat gear, which looks like something from a dystopian science fiction movie featuring robots and aliens
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Another male Hollywood celebrity announces that he's also been a victim of sexual harassment. Fark: Rob Schneider
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mr. Robot returns Wednesday at 10pm Eastern. USA has decided to tease us with the first 7 minutes of episode 3.0(Spoilers obviously)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
People use search engines for just about everything like how to plant flowers, do home repairs. This guy used search engines on how to rob banks. However he forgot to search for how not to get caught robbing banks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas regulates sex toys more than they do firearms. solution simple: reclassify guns as sex toys, and problem is solved
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