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headlines found matching 'River'
Fri March 22, 2019
(NOAA)
 
 
 
The floodings will continue until morale improves
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Thu March 21, 2019
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Customer starts a fight with the Uber driver. Based on the customer's mugshot, getting arrested was the least painful part of his evening
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
America's new inland sea, previously known as Nebraska, is still growing. "The Missouri is miles wide in places now"
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Wed March 20, 2019
(LA Times)
 
 
 
To be fair, what bus driver hasn't wanted to torch the whole busload of kids
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who drove around barricades on flood-damaged road learns why they were there. With bonus "Where's the front end of her car?" pics
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crowbar-wielding unicorn who robbed a High's convenience store for cigarettes and cash is arrested after his getaway driver crashes into mailboxes, pole, and tree. Friendship is magic
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Mon March 18, 2019
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
For $90, you can own this awesome Steamboat Willie Lego set
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How are you celebrating Transit Driver Appreciation Day?
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Sun March 17, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorry, Nebraska is closed. Moose swimming in the floodwaters out front should'a told ya
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New teams. New drivers. Here is your guide to the 2019 Formula 1 season
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Wed March 13, 2019
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Fall River MA Mayor Jaisel Correia loses recall election. In related news, Fall River MA elects Jaisel Correia as new Mayor
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Tue March 12, 2019
(PBS)
 
 
 
Well technically if you're removing the tires from the vehicle, you're making it safer for the driver and the passengers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Uber driver fails to realize kidnapping a passenger might increase the fare but it pretty much means zero tip. Even if there's complimentary Cheetos and wet-wipes
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Dam operators send subby to see if dam is collapsing but subby sees 60,000 sturgeon having a ball so dam sends extra bubbly and then sea lions show up asking questions and subby has no answers
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't try to steal a truck with a GPS device attached and get stuck in the driver's cab on a bridge
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is the worst designated driver ever
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bus driver "forced to pull off road" after his passengers had the bus a rockin' with naked sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 10, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man arrested for choking driver who wouldn't stop singing Christmas carols
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Axios)
 
 
 
Carmakers are racing to own the driverless road. But a parallel contest is underway - a competition for who will dominate a shift of motor traffic from the road to the air
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Thu March 07, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla drivers sleeping while driving on highways, why is this not a meme yet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's RiverDALE, not RiverDEAD. The show must go on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you saw this giant spider crawling into someone's trunk while driving, would you flag the driver down and tell them to exfiltrate and nuke the car from orbit?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
OSHA fines Florida post office 130k for exposing mail carriers to August heat. UPS and FedEx drivers look on sweatily
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cock stuck in infamous California glory hole eventually emerges damp, spent, and limp, but ok
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Police revive driver with 10 doses of Narcan, meaning he gets the next overdose for free
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery driver parks in a handicap spot outside of St. Louis area Target, becomes a target for enraged motorist with a gun
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
'Man I've had like six or seven bears, I'm drunk,' says driver who just plowed into a pole and sheared off a hydrant
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you finally get your stolen ATM out to the parking lot then find your getaway driver has already left
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arizona prosecutor: Uber is not liable in deadly crash of self-driving car ...oh and that back-up driver may face charges
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Tue March 05, 2019
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Teen driver and passengers escape moments before two trains smash their stuck car, and um, wow, that was a car?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Riverdale suspends production for obvious reasons
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Drunk bus driver says 'Fark it, I'm out,' leaves bus full of kids at gas station and walks away
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Minnesota truck driver goes all "Final Destination". Difficulty: On himself
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Sat March 02, 2019
(Fat Jimmy)
 
 
 
Local bike shop installs craft brewery. Subby would have a clever headline but he is a little buzzed and two tired
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Fri March 01, 2019
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump-owned golf course in Loudoun County, VA clear cuts trees along the Potomac River. "Normally when people remove trees, they take the trees out." Guess what they did with the trees. Go on, guess
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Driver notices smoke and flames emerging from back of garbage truck he is driving, pulls over at a Bridge Club, dumps the flaming contents onto the parking lot so firefighters could extinguish the blaze, and that's when they found the dead cow
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Thu February 28, 2019
(10 News)
 
 
 
Utah House of Representatives passes bill to let drivers run red lights under certain circumstances, unwittingly giving drivers a reasonable chance of escaping those determined Mormon missionaries
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Legislator thinks red light cameras will prevent drivers at railroad crossings from tempting the "train will always win" god
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(SILive)
 
 
 
It will soon cost drivers $19 to leave Brooklyn for Staten Island. NJ taking notes
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Wed February 27, 2019
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Russian flooding makes California town an island. Whatever, just stay out of our elections
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Tue February 26, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin dump truck driver on snow removal duty missed his morning coffee, but not the low hanging power lines
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How often have you walked into a record store, heard an album playing by a band you'd literally never heard of, and immediately bought it? (Link goes to the first album Subby can say that about.) Let us go down in the mud where the rivers all run dry
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Sun February 24, 2019
(Digg)
 
 
 
Elephant vs River Rafters
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Thu February 21, 2019
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
The South has gotten so much rain recently, TVA using all its 49 dams to stop Tennessee River from flooding
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando, Florida readies buses with no drivers for the whole city. What could possibly go wrong ...because Florida?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Take away the keys if the driver is drunk, or a monkey
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
"You little brain washed (expletives). God's got the microphone now. Obey your God or die." Not your typical PA announcement from an ambulance driver
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Wed February 20, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A Florida woman posted on Facebook that a sex trafficking Uber driver tried to kidnap her during a ride. Turns out the driver just didn't speak English very well
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Xerox invented much of the tech behind the PC, but couldn't turn that into money. Google is repeating this feat with its driverless cars
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Georgia Supreme Court delivered a blow to DUI prosecutions, saying a driver's refusal to have their breath tested cannot be used against them at trial. The court ruled part of the state's DUI law violates protections against self-incrimination
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Fri February 15, 2019
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Attention drivers: Joe Camel is not authorized to inspect your vehicle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Al Capone's 1920's Chicago home, with possible tunnel, up for sale. Geraldo Rivera last seen applying for home inspector's licence
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Plane crash. Plane crash. Plane crash. Plane crash. Plane crash
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Thu February 14, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are just Lyft drivers in a rainstorm
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Crane falls into Mississippi River. Fortunately, it was nowhere near Niles. Not just a river in Egypt counterpunch joke falls one letter short
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk driver stopped by black deputy. Tells officer that he "f-ked with the wrong white people" and that the KKK will find him. Yup, Florida
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Tue February 12, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Massive team of ducks plays follow-the-leader on an icy river. You wish your 3rd grader's soccer team was this organized
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Mon February 11, 2019
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Dennis celebrated his 66th birthday by running three trucks off road, mooning drivers, flipping off cops as they pursued him, fleeing into shed after arriving home, finally coaxed out by police to surrender. Don't be like Dennis
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Cab driver prevents 87-year-old grandmother from sending thousands of dollars in gift cards to scammer pretending to be her grandson locked up in jail. "It just goes to show what scumbags they are, they're too lazy to go out and steal like a real criminal"
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
What's the point of having a boat if you can't drink on it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GWB to NJ drivers: Thou shalt not cross
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australia's Bureau of Meteorology quantifies volume of water overflowing a dam in terms of saltwater crocodile per cubic metre
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Wed February 06, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NYPD demand$ Google deactivate map feature$ $howing driver$ location$ of city'$ $peed camera$, DUI checkpoint$ for $ome rea$on
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Deadly ebola virus startin making trouble in my neighborhood
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Driver involved in car accident claims he swerved to avoid an octopus
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Flashing traffic sign warns drivers of traffic jams, potential flooded roads, that they hate Trump
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Truck driver to other motorists: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
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Mon February 04, 2019
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle undergoes this winter's first Snowmageddon, and drivers were, let us say, not prepared
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Sun February 03, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drivers in Wales told not to slow down because a) carjacking b) congestion c) dragons
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Fri February 01, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Customs and Border Patrol agent discover a sixty foot tunnel near the US-Mexican border. Fark: it was built in TX heading TOWARDS Mexico
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Thu January 31, 2019
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Bus driver proves value of public transport by halting vehicle on overpass, stopping suicidal teen from jumping. "I hooked her leg and her arm and I said, 'Please don't, please don't,' and I got her down, and I held her until the cops got there"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Driver was six times over limit after downing nearly a bottle of wine." First of all, how do you get six times over the limit drinking only that much? Second of all, who drinks "nearly" a bottle of wine? Why stop at nearly? GO FOR IT, MAN
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Wed January 30, 2019
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed's second-highest traffic-driver is a 19-year-old in Michigan. Her compensation? Some t-shirts and other knick-knacks. Welcome to the "digital economy"
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The best songs off of every Bruce Springsteen album. However, Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out was the superior song off of Born to Run. Otherwise, everything else is right
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(NR Today)
 
 
 
Oregon drivers are good at putting down their cell phones when they see a cop car
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Mon January 28, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
99,000 bottles of water in the river, 99,000 bottles of water. Take one down and pass it around, still a farking mess
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Delivery driver doesn't let the fact that the owner is away and the house is on the 2nd floor get in the way of him completing his delivery. He shoots, he SCORES
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida ranked as the deadliest state for pedestrians. Mostly because it's hard to second guess a driver whose turn signal has been flashing for three miles
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Fri January 25, 2019
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Good: Hailing an Uber when you're drunk. Bad: Repeatedly trying to grab the wheel from the Uber driver while on the highway. Farker: blowing nearly 3x the legal limit and being arrested anyway
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Wed January 23, 2019
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dashcam catches 52-car train derailing, at least until the driver nopes the vehicle around to GTFO
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mariano Rivera is the most overrated player of all time
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mariano Rivera is the greatest closer of all time
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Tue January 22, 2019
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer on the hunt for its next Wienermobile driver
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Houdini at the Charles River Harvard Bridge in Boston, April 30, 1908
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Louisiana is the first state to implement digital driver's licenses, giving Louisianans more pocket space for ammo
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Mon January 21, 2019
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
High levels of cocaine in the river Thames leaves eels hyperactive, paranoid
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Sat January 19, 2019
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Pilot crash-lands plane onto sandbar in Missouri River. Unhurt, he calls his brother who stops by to pick him up--in another plane which lands on the same sandbar. Just another weekday in Montana
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Fri January 18, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
UPS driver strips, grabs wet biatch in what could be the plot of Magic Mike 3
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three years ago, India committed $3 billion to cleaning up the Ganges River. Let's check in on how that's going... oh
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man killed by hit and run driver just blocks from his home. Well, if they know where the driver lives, why don't they go arrest him?
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Thu January 17, 2019
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
In Xanadu did Steven Jobs a stately pleasure dome decree / Where all the sacred lucre ran, through silicon rivers made by man, down to a Sun-less sea / It was a miracle of rare device, one chip a Sunny Cove and one a Lake of Ice
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman claims her 4-year-old daughter banned from bus after the driver called her plastic Peppa Pig scooter a "weapon". *Snort snort*
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
I knew right from the beginning, that it would keep on spinnin'. I knew right from the start, it made a great post for you Fark
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Driver Strips Down to Bra, Undershorts as Pursuit Involving Stolen Car Comes to Bizarre End in South L.A.'
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Authorities have closed a section of I-40 outside Flagstaff, Arizona until they can round up enough Oompa Loompas to come clean up the river of chocolate flowing over it
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Mon January 14, 2019
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Uber: Our drivers assault passengers. Lyft: Our passengers assault each other on video when we arrive to pick them up
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Sun January 13, 2019
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Politicians in Wisconsin argue that joining the other 49 states in criminalizing a 1st OWI might ruin lives. No mention of those lives already ended by drunk drivers
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Sat January 12, 2019
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver JD Gibbs Jr wrecked on turn 49
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Fri January 11, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Speeding driver tells police he was in a rush to buy a kebab (With photo of kebab in case you didn't know what it looked like)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dramatic video released of Milwaukee bus driver rescuing a free-range baby running across a freeway overpass wearing only a onesie. To clarify, the baby was the one wearing the onesie
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Simple recipe for Philadelphia Traffic Jam: add one naked driver, place in wrong lane for 10 miles. Simmer for 3 hours, then exit
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Officer: Are you driving drunk, sir? Driver: No, sir, this is Michigan. I'm avoiding the potholes
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Wed January 09, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A semi was in a rollover accident, closing a highway for 7 hours. Cleanup required a foam barrier to prevent fuel from running into the Huron River, and about 50 pork chops for the couple of jars of applesauce that broke
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(Says)
 
 
 
Who's a sweet crocodile? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. You're a sweet crocodile
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Tue January 08, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Truck driver who caused the accident that killed 16 Humboldt Broncos hockey players responds in the most Canadian way ever
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Uber driver drives the wrong way down two different one way streets. Passenger calls him out on it. So of course his only option was to go on a racist tirade against her
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence sighs, straps on his hip-waders and ventures out in BS river to try to claim that what Trump MEANT when he SAID that former US presidents "told him" they wanted to build the wall was that Trump "had the impression" they secretly wanted to
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Mon January 07, 2019
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Driver wins race after other car rams tree. He might gave gotten away with it if he hadn't recorded the race on his cell phone
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Uber driver in MI pleads guilty to shooting eight people in one night, in between giving rides to his passengers. Says the Uber app "turned him into a puppet" and made him do the shootings. Techs at Uber HQ seen whistling and hastily deleting something
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Sun January 06, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ One week in Bangkok makes a driver humble / Bad traffic for New Year festivities / It's mostly motorcyclists who get crumpled / The death toll's at four hundred sixty-three / I can feel a taxi running over me ♬
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Fri January 04, 2019
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's 2019, and we finally have flying cars. They may not fly very far or land very successfully, but like this driver, you can get yours simply by driving off a three-story parking garage
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Truck driver stigginit to the libs by blocking the charging station? No problem, just use your Tesla to tow them
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Vancouver driver accidentally splashes couple who were walking along the sidewalk and then things get Canadian
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The confident Colts ride into Houston, while the Cowboys try to win one for Jerry Jones. Meanwhile, Philip Rivers looks to his "spank bank" for motivation against the Ravens, Mitch Trubisky channels Jim McMahon, and Antonio Brown is the "B.O.A.T"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ongoing car chase in Los Angeles: driver has beat four LAPD pit maneuvers and hit a person on a scooter so far, and driving on a wide-open 405 Freeway, a rare sight in LA
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Mon December 31, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Some lug has been loosening nuts on wheels in Oklahoma. Drivers would like to pick a fine time for him to leave
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Sun December 30, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In 45 seconds Beto perfectly explains border security
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Sat December 29, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Looks like we finally figured out what "mmmbop" really means, if you know what I mean and I think you do
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Fri December 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was the Wives, on the Pier, with the Golf Cart
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Aspen Daily News)
 
 
 
So it only took the guy a screwdriver to steal $800,000 in jewelry? That's some solid security there, Lou
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Tue December 25, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
High waters are cancelling the reenactment of George Washington crossing the Delaware River. C'mon, George would be a lot tougher than that
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Mon December 24, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There is no doubt about what a redneck does when he finds a 30 year old can of Coors in the river. The only question is does it taste better than the water it came out of
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The good news: The E-2D Hawkeye now has an aerial refueling capability, and there are spectacular pictures of testing over NAS Patuxent River. The bad news: It still doesn't have a bathroom
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Fri December 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hold me closer, Tiny Riverdancer
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The Ohio River's closed, so if you were planning on taking a steamboat or a barge this Xmas season make alternate travel plans
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Thu December 20, 2018
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Stage 5 self-driving cars (as in no safety driver) finally operational in Arizona. Fark: but delivering groceries, not people
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Indiana drivers can embrace the past with Studebaker license plate. And if recent elections have proven anything, Hoosiers love to embrace the past
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Wed December 19, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Driver killed in port-a-potty crash. See, that's why those things need seatbelts
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Tue December 18, 2018
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
NJ police investigating last week's armored car mishap would like to remind drivers that the legal doctrine of "finder's keepers" does not apply
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Mon December 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fairfax County, VA announces plans to spend $100,000 studying whether or not they should start charging drivers for street parking, presumably to earn back the $100,000 they spent on the study
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Sat December 15, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
"A driver and his passenger were uninjured when railings pierced their windscreen." *clicks link*. HOW???????
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Fri December 14, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Somehow this guy managed to get his driver's license suspended 65 times by age 25
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Where's that confounded bridge?
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The best way to combat slow drivers who won't get out of the passing lane is... a toothbrush?
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Thu December 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Phillip Rivers and the Chargers shock Kansas City and take home a win or will Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs nail down homefield advantage for a playoff spot? It's your TNF thread starting at 8:20 PM ET on FOX
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
School bus driver mistakes his job for the Bang Bus
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Wed December 12, 2018
(GTA Dumbass)
 
 
 
Police serve a courteous 'wake-up' call on driver, who in turn leads them on a high speed chase. (With an I'm satisfied mugshot)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Amazon driver caught on video practicing lawn bowling moves with Christmas package
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Truck driver 2 horsepower short of making it up icy driveway
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Tue December 11, 2018
(Novinite)
 
 
 
Bulgarian Driver Died in a Crash between 3 TIR Trucks in Italy. Wonder if the accident could have been avoided if the trucks had 4 TIRs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zomato driver sacked after eating customer's takeaway. Turns out you can't do anything at Zomato
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't go driving electric scooters, please toss them in the rivers and lakes that they're used to
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Mon December 10, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Driver fined $300 for having Father Christmas as unsecured load. Santa asks, "Are we not doing phrasing now? Ho Ho Ho"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Winter storm that hit Southeast US kills at least one, leaves more than 300,000 customers without power, forces cancellation of over 1000 flights. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted yacht shopping, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver claims he can give up foods for month at a time and only live on air and sunlight, which are just the worst pizza toppings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
These boots were made for dying
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Sat December 08, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's some "ice pancakes" floating down a river in the Scottish highlands
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Fri December 07, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
NewsFlash
 
White supremacist and terrible driver James Fields convicted of first degree murder
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Tue December 04, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're waiting for Carmax to deliver your new Lexus, please be aware that its emergency driver evacuation system has been tested and is working perfectly
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Mon December 03, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Philip Rivers scored on a QB sneak for the 9th time
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(Vox)
 
 
 
WHO doctor explains why the latest Ebola outbreak in the Congo is the deadliest and most difficult to contain in history. River Song unavailable for comment
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Sun December 02, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can Phillip Rivers take his red hot Chargers into Pittsburgh and leave with a victory or will Big Ben and the rest of the Steelers send them home with their tails between their legs? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:20pm ET on NBC
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Fri November 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: You will NOT have an opinion, guy that we hired specifically for that very reason
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Thu November 29, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Riverboat owners hope Trump will excuse them from pesky safety laws so passengers can experience Mississippi cruises the way Mark Twain did. Presumably includes the traditional shipwrecks, cabin fires, and boiler explosions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the internet was created: connecting your Billy Bass to your Alexa. Bonus: making it twerk
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Tue November 27, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera finally finds a shred of humanity. Still no word on Al Capone's vault
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Mon November 26, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Philip Rivers has a career day and sets multiple records in game against Phoenix
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