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277 headlines found matching 'Rio'
Mon March 30, 2015
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are 100 years of various fitness fads in 100 seconds, or about the duration of your last workout
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption this curious cow
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Some guy remade the first level of Super Mario 64 in HD and you can play it in your browser until Nintendo finds out
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(45)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All hail our glorious cyber ant overlords. Also, will someone PLEASE make scientists start watching old sci-fi movies before they enslave or outright kill off all of humanity? Please?
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If Daryl dies, we riot
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(86)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germanwings crash co-pilot and his girlfriend were having a "serious crisis in their relationship." Apparently mass murder was an available remedy
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(227)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When it's okay to compare Jews to dogs: A) Never. B) Seriously, Never. What the hell is wrong with you? C) You're Lena Dunham and have no one in your life who says "no" to you
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jonathan Martin is unable to live up to the Warrior's Code
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(20)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaked documents reveal Obama's "Jade Helm 15" invasion of the Southern US to conquer hostile Texan and Utahan insurgents and herd them all into FEMA Death Domes has been scheduled for this summer. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS
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(64)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you're going to accuse the Mayor's spokesperson of having serious "dick-fright" try not to hit Reply-all
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(118)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA Curiosity rover finds traces of nitrates on Mars, hopes to find hot dogs soon
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(12)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL puts an end to New England Patriots' Eligible-receivergate
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(183)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
'Murkan "patriot" set pipe bomb in the hopes that Muslims would be blamed
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(155)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
School security guard who posted about a "black thug" and suggested "all white people should start riots" to scare blacks on Facebook surprised when she's fired and is suing to get her job back
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Wed March 25, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors have won their first division title since 1976, the longest such drought in the NBA
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Users of dating website say that 54% of the profiles are "seriously misrepresented." The other 46% are just outright lying
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel: "Furious 7 will win best picture Oscar"
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(63)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative website is utterly stunned and SHOCKED The New York Times isn't taking Ted Cruz's presidential bid seriously
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(120)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House chief floral designer forced to stand down under mysterious circumstances. ROSEGHAZI
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(33)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Fast & Furious' ride to open at Universal Studios Hollywood - and like most of the rides there, you'll be furious at how fast it's over
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Sat March 21, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CNN releases a parody of 'Too Many Cooks' for the 2016 Election using found footage. Come for the inclusion of Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, stay for the sheep on a pillar. Seriously
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(54)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who dug the mysterious tunnel in Toronto. The story gets deeper
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(35)
 
(Wrestling News)
 
 
 
Rey Mysterio may have to rethink his $20,000 per appearance asking price after opponent dies in the ring
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(80)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Firefighters "stumble upon" sophisticated, illegal marijuana grow operation, discover 1600 plants in various stages of growth. Police quickly confiscate all 1300 plants, worth $2.3 million (w/amazing pics of the 1000 plant grow op)
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Baltimore Orioles MLB prospect has a mid 90s fastball. News: And an accurate three-point shot. FARK: Is already in the second round of the NCAA tournament for Notre Dame
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox host finally says out loud what they've been pushing for years: "Only certain people should vote" which is hilarious because the person that said it has only been allowed to vote since 1920
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(135)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas to stop wasting money testing high school athletes for steroids after realizing it's pointless. In other news, people in Texas take high school athletics this farking seriously?
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Thu March 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Tonight Show is ready to ask The Big Question to NYC revelers about St. Patrick's Day, and when they say Big Question, they seriously mean big, big, neverending question
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Wed March 18, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
St. Patricks day drunk eludes police, crashes into two occupied cars before his bursts into flames. Nobody seriously hurt. Ah the luck of the Irish
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Tue March 17, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is becoming one of the most dangerous cities in America to walk: "At one point, we killed 10 pedestrians in a two-week period. How did we do that?"
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notoriously ugly bus station dubbed the "mouth of hell" to be demolished by controlled implosion, over no objection whatsoever: "Is that smelly cafe still there in the basement? You'd see people dry heaving before they got on their buses"
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(49)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle accelerator? Hint: No superpowers resulted, unless the ability to survive your brain slowly burning away over a period of years is a superpower
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Fri March 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Feeling patriotic? Enough to buy a Billy Bass that sings the Star Spangled Banner? Well, too bad. The best we can get is this self-wagging 18 inch replica American Flag that's a perfect decoration for your dinner table, right next to the apple pie
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans think that the Tehran Tom "open letter" was inappropriate. Not so fast Democrats. They also think that Iran's nukes pose a serious problem to the US and are close to even on who is better able to deal with Iran - Obama or Congress
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(161)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a photo of a baby cradled in the American flag unpatriotic? It's too early to tell, since the crying bald eagle hasn't yet revealed what his tears mean
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(145)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Our Moon is an alien UFO spaceship parked in orbit around Earth, claim totally serious people (with totally convincing pics and videos)
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italian scientists recreate DNA of fascist warrior-poet from semen stains. Il Sploogi
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is the most disgusting piece of garbage I've ever read." Surely you can't be serious?
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(56)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
'Dinosaurs'/Notorious B.I.G. mashup. You're welcome
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(12)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The following NFL jerseys are now worthless: Graham - Saints, Gore - 49ers, Bradford - Rams, Foles - Eagles, T. Smith - Ravens, Ngata - Ravens, J. Thomas - Broncos, Cole - Eagles, Revis - Patriots, Manziel - Browns
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Outsports)
 
 
 
Craig James calls Patriots support for gay marriage the work of Satan. So Bill Belichick WAS involved
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Four police officers insist a mysterious female voice called "Help" and led them to 18-month-baby. BUT THE MOTHER WAS DEAD
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(79)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Helicopter carrying contestants of French reality show "Dropped" takes the show's name too seriously
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(14)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to be the most powerful Democrat ever. Without running for president. Stop asking. Seriously, she's not running. No no, begging her to run will only make it worse
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mysterious stone figures discovered in Central Florida and thought to be priceless Asian artifacts turn out to be "the Indonesian equivalent of lawn gnomes"
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Sun March 08, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page emerges victorious in home renovation battle with Robbie Williams. HOW METAL
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Sat March 07, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Brazil has found a way to stop football hooligans from rioting after a match. As it turns out, all you have to do is hire fans' mothers as security
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(6)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
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Fri March 06, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Once upon a time researchers began to spin cotton into capacitive yarn. Seriously. If I'm lying, I'm dyeing
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(23)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Every week in Australia, three men will be diagnosed with male breast cancer." Seriously, what is WITH that place?
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(31)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not police riot squad training until some idiot sets himself on fire with a molotov cocktail
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe that redheads may be genetically superior. Redheads have always believed this
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(209)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Patriots have declined to pick up the option on Vince Wilfork, thus creating two open roster spots
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(75)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Stock photos can be unintentionally hilarious. Except when they involve Vince Vaughn and Dave Franco. Then they're intentionally unintentionally hilarious
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(45)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With the free agency period beginning real soon, here are the biggest NFL free-agent busts since 1993
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(50)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new app that in no way will ever be used for nefarious purposes lets people drinking at one bar connect with other people drinking at another bar
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(5)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Doc Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby passes GO, you're gonna see some serious shiat
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay, Toronto, put a ball gag in it. The mysterious tunnel was built for personal reasons
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(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics lead the Golden State Warriors by 26 points in the 2nd quarter, before reality sets in that they're playing the team with the best record in the NBA
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(16)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(135)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own your own big city tabloid newspaper, have we got a deal for you. Seriously, make an offer. Any offer. They'll be more than happy to listen
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(35)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Wellness Warrior dies aged 30 after trying to cure her cancer naturally
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he's serious about a run in 2016; fact-checkers confirm it's the first time anyone has used "Donald Trump" and "serious" in the same sentence
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(101)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted so a whole new generation's pants can mysteriously fit funny for the first time
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(59)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
"You are warned. I am coming for you and I am furious. I hate sniveling, cowardly behavior like this. I have more respect for insurgents I fought in Iraq than I do for people behind this twitter account"
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Bill O'Reilly wasn't attacked by protesters hurling bricks during the 1992 L.A. riots
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(94)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
New drug in circulation variously referred to as Death, Dr. Death, Killer, and... Red Mitsubishi?
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(43)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Someone created Nutella cereal--and shared the recipe. MY GOD IT'S GLORIOUS
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(67)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Freedom of Information Law? Wait, you seriously want us to obey that? Suck it, Preet - l'etat, c'est moi, biatch
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(21)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
Journalists catch smarmy "GOP Generation Y" congressman misspending campaign funds in hilariously Millennial ways. When questioned about it, he literally responds, "Haters gonna hate"
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(366)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out the 'new' Sherlock story was likely a piece of period fan fiction. Really, if having Holmes and Watson graduating Hogwarts together didn't tip you off, the 'thingy' scene featuring Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way really should have
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(21)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
We live in an age when all manner of scientific knowledge--from climate change to vaccinations--faces furious opposition. Some even have doubts about the moon landing set
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(882)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will the excellent Birdman overcome the false patriotism of American Sniper? Will Neil Patrick Harris hold his own? Will Meryl Streep win? It's your Official 2015 Academy Awards Discussion Thread. The spectacle begins at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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(1701)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of National Ginger Appreciation Day, here are sixteen things only redheads understand: "At various points in your life you will be asked whether the carpet matches the drapes"
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(15)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ingredient in olive oil that literally rips open a new one in various types of cancer cells
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(51)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hilarious NYT full page ad speaks for itself
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(117)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious alien object caught on camera in the skies above Cornwall, experts want YOUR help identifying the craft: "It looks triangular - but I have no idea what it is" (w/pic)
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(63)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A thirty-one year-old Beluga whale has died at SeaWorld. Let's hope Captain Kirk and crew don't slingshot back to this time period to try and save earth from that cetacean probe; the future would be screwed
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Springs finally succeed in Succession? Will anyone ever take Boulder seriously? And will Hickenfalafel finally have it out with JohnJacobKlingenschmitt? Confused? You still will be after this week's episode of "Colorado"
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(30)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's so cold in Ontario, even the bison want to be inside
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(52)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
All you solid red states take one step forward... Not so fast there Texas. OK, now, all you states leaning *toward* red take one step forward... Seriously, Texas, why are y'all so antsy today? Get back in line
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(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Maybe China will start taking air pollution seriously now that all kinds of firework shows for the Chinese New Year have to be cancelled because of air quality
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(66)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pussy Riot releases first English language song to suggest that, hey, maybe American cops shouldn't be killing so many people
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Sex helps us to fight off serious diseases, say scientists researching the benefits of bonking"
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(18)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obesity is one of the factors hindering military recruitment efforts. If only someone in Washington would come up with some sort of plan to fight obesity, it would be the most patriotic thing EVER
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(163)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by mysterious plumes shooting 250km into Martian atmosphere, have eliminated 'bad oyster'
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(113)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After 19 years, Orioles fans finally have a chance to get a little piece of Jeffrey Maier
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(16)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Six of the world's most notorious foods that will kill you dead, and where to eat them
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish places and events translated by Chinese people - Glorious Armoured Giant Horses and Mountain Lakes Get You Drunk On Dreams lose out to Strong Man Skirt Parties
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(31)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"To apostrophize or not to apostrophize, that is the question" ... in Bright's Grove, Ontario
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(30)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
TBS cancels the hilarious, underrated sitcom Ground Floor
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(36)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Weather Channel's Jim Cantore experiences thundersnow, loses his shiat in hilarious fashion
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(121)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of England signals interest rate hike in 2016, food shortages and riots in 2017, total infrastructure collapse in 2018, cannibalistic Mad Max style hellscape in 2019
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(76)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't use reviews on TripAdvisor to plan your next vacation: The Grand Canyon is "an overblown sandy ditch," Christ the Redeemer in Rio "just a concrete pillar," and the Great Sphinx is "covered in litter and next to McDonald's"
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(209)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
San Francisco utility company says a severe penalty for the worker who urinated in the reservoir is their #1 priority
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(33)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"A team of women dressed as fish and half-a-dozen Harry Potter lookalikes were among those whose efforts ended in glorious failure at Japan's national hole-digging championships"
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(32)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving mysterious pilot episodes on FXX in the middle of the night
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(108)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ontario IS RUNNING OUT OF FOOD
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(48)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez murders stormcloud, gets trial delayed, wins Patriots MVP
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(8)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Virginia pastor arrested for blaming his mysterious gunshot wounds on a made-up black mugger. The true story remains unknown, but the smart money is split between 1) jilted gay lover, 2) unpaid gay hooker, or 3) handling a firearm while drunk
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(72)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
I lost. Period. End of story
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(32)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
There is a red panda samurai warrior comic book on Kickstarter. Your argument is invalid
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(23)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Only one of the Patriots' footballs was deflated, and it was deflated by someone on the Colts
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice: "Patriots are CHEATERS, but that stickum I using during my career? That was totes legit"
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(182)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot.... No, seriously. It's a pop quiz. And I don't want to alarm you, but the results of the Fark Quiz will be reflected in your final grade this semester
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(21)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe orders the Internet to delete images of him falling over at event and the Internet responds as only the Internet can....with these hilarious memes (some not safe for work images)
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(161)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to interior design, 'the goat is relatively easy to work with as it projects a versatile, non-offensive hipster agrarian aesthetic that works in most any room of the house.'
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(31)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed
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(388)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Open Carry leader threatens to kill lawmakers for passing gun law. "That is how serious this is"
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(244)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
A woman called police saying a toilet had mysteriously appeared on her front lawn. The property owner requested fingerprints be taken at the scene, but police declined
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Surely you can't be serious: A juxtaposition of the movie Airplane and the movie it directly parodied 'Zero Hour'
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(41)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There was an arrest warrant for the president of Argentina in the apartment of the prosecutor found mysteriously dead two weeks ago. Did it just get Chile in here?
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(60)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
As it turns out, headstone fraud is a serious criminal undertaking
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(29)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After working on his control and technique this winter, Orioles' Adam Jones is already in mid-season pie form
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(3)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Patriots Super Bowl win provides storybook ending to NFL credibility
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(79)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Superman gets a new costume. Lois Lane still furious at Wonder Woman
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(41)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Unnamed source: 11 out of 12 footballs used by the Patriots were 2 PSI under the minimum. NFL: Yeah, about that
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(34)
 
(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cold weather warrior
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(22)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Marriott concedes it will have to find some other way to fleece its customers and visitors to its convention centers
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(10)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Make 14 false fire reports in an 8 month period including 6 in one month? That's $13,500 restitution and five years probation
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(17)
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
The starter locations of fast-food chains in Southern California: see the original Fatburger, Panda Express, McD's and In-N-Out, as well as the quarantined property of the first Taco Bell (seriously, it's fenced)
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(42)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
NFL confirms what everyone with a functioning brain already knew - all those people who are 100% convinced the Patriots cheated and will prove it to you are football's equivalent of 9/11 Truthers
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(217)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The periodic table of beer - a PHD in a pint glass
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(14)
 
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Thursday in Toronto Fail Leafs hockey, they give up the fastest short handed goal to open a period in NHL history
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The poll numbers are now in and America has spoken: The Patriots are lying cheaters
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(91)
 
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
NFL confirms Patriots cheated. No, not by doing that one thing. No, not with that other thing either
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(114)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Someone keeps pulling the fire alarms in the hotel where the New England Patriots are staying before Super Bowl. A team source says the alarms are "annoying" but says their effect on the team has been overinflated
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(38)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
As WWE loves cheating, they've put together a helpful video of suggestions to assist the New England Patriots in winning the Super Bowl
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Welsh Nazi. Because when you think of socio-ethnic superiority, you think of the Welsh
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(45)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There appears to be a pretty serious bug in the latest firmware uploaded to Megyn Kelly
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(203)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: As a senator, I won South Carolina by 41 points, so the press should take my presidential bid seriously. Advisor: *whispers inaudibly*. Lindsey Graham: There are other states?
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(99)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
British police taking terrorist threats seriously enough that they are considering special firearms training in which all British police officers will be shown an actual handgun and be told they might see one again some day
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shoveled Boston Marathon finish line identified, will be inducted into Boston's shoveling hall of fame with the guy on the tractor from that one Patriots game
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(13)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know that bit about the Patriots being unable to fumble? Yeah, it's as believable as Belichick's scientific background
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(112)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at workplace meetings, and whether they're really creating the synergy and out-of-the-box design thinking that right-sized teams can, moving forward, leverage into capacity-building, win-win success scenarios
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(145)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's "Let It Go" moment comes to us from Kurt Warner, who wonders if the New England Patriots cheated in Super Bowl XXXVI when the St. Louis Rams lost to them
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(311)
 
(FHM Magazine)
 
 
 
Question of the day: Would you rather be attacked by an MMA fighter or four police dogs? Bearing in mind there is no right answer in which you win in this scenario, just lose less
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(29)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Superhuman Patriots ball boy was able to deflate 12 footballs in under 90 seconds, which is about as much time it takes to adjust your tinfoil hat
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(301)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
When political photo-ops go terribly, hilariously wrong: "George Osborne sniffing cider is the most unfortunate photo of the year"
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(127)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists puzzled by mysterious white discoloration on dwarf planet Ceres, lip of George Costanza
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dozens of dogs have mysteriously gone missing in a small Texan town. Your dog wants a security detail
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(111)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Why Liberals Should Embrace Romney the Progressive Champion." There's only a 47% chance this is a serious article
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(87)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys are the most valuable NFL team at $3.2 billion. The New England Patriots are second at $2.6 billion, after adjusting for inflation
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(223)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL - "Hey Marshawn, if you make that gesture again we're going to fine you $50,000. But we'll totally sell this photo of you making that gesture on our website. But seriously, don't do it again"
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(101)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bill Nye is a corporate shill who knows nothing about science according to anti-vaxxers, Creationists and now Patriots fans as Bill Nye proves Bill Belichick is completely full of hot air, unlike his balls
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(344)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
On the one hand I'm cold and miserable, but on the other, I feel morally superior and get to look down at everyone else
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Patriots should not be allowed to play in the Super Bowl"
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(667)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parenting advice from "America's worst mom": Calm the fark down. Seriously, land that farking helicopter once and for all and go make yourself a martini like your mom did
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(92)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops arrest man for possession of "New England Patriots drug pipe." Further proof that the NFL will license anything
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikipedia takes broad steps to skirt controversy, feminists. Period
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(280)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Troy Aikman is seriously pissed by the Pats' repeated cheating, y'all
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(71)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Scottish woman's report of seeing Bigfoot, 'not taken seriously.' Nae kidding?
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(22)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian woman forced to seek medical help in US after being told Lyme disease doesn't exist in Ontario
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(55)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of the Patriots' deflated ball scandal, let's remember the MLB players who also doctored equipment
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(41)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch threatened with fines if he wore non-standard footwear because the NFL is evidently serious about rules
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(138)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY state assembly speaker arrested on federal corruption charges - and you can tell this is serious because the Times actually mentioned his party affiliation and put it in the second paragraph
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(118)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Mysterious cat theft and an incriminating bra
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(15)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is putting out odds for a Bill Belichick repeat offender suspension. Pete Rose says "Go Patriots"
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(343)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CNN network shows how serious it is about the news by coming out with a game show
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(79)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Marion Barry's son apologizes for threatening bank teller and destroying security camera, and he's also counting on your vote and short attention span in the upcoming special election
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(35)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Bill Vinovich will be the head referee for the Super Bowl; the Patriots are 5-1 in games he's refereed, while the Seahawks are 9-1 with him at the helm
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(47)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"There was a time when I would have thought Canadian television was hilarious and daring. That time was about Grade 10"
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(84)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Like the difference between Picasso's Blue and Rose Periods. Only with black goo, yellow pustules and violent, psychotic religious cults with an interest in odontology
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(7)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New England Patriots DT Vince Wilfork celebrates winning AFC Championship by helping pull woman out of overturned Jeep on his way home
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(35)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Early Vegas odds are Patriots winning Super Bowl, Seahawks fans leaving in third quarter
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(212)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you think the Colts are deflated, you should see the Patriots' balls
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(330)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the lesser ponies overcome Bill Belichick's VCR, or will Tom Brady add another beard to his collection when the New England Patriots face the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC Championship? The fun starts at 6:40 PM ET on CBS
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(1803)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Obama has no comment on Mitt Romney's plans to run for President in 2016. Of course, his lack of comments could be due to the fact that he was mysteriously overcome with hysterical fits of laughter at the time
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(90)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Grain of rice-sized laser promises breakthroughs in quantum computing, seriously exciting wedding exits
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(15)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina, who ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground as CEO and subsequently ran one of the worst senate campaigns in recent memory is "seriously considering" a run for the White house in 2016. And I'm "seriously considering" laughing even harder
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(84)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Lawyer, who is now in serious contention for the Shyster Hall of Fame, convinces a jury that his client wasn't trying to rob a bank but merely open an account there
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(66)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas gun nuts demonstrate how the Paris attack would've gone if only a Good Guy With A Gun was there, then immediately blame their total and hilarious failure on an insufficient number of guns. No, that last part wasn't a joke
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(399)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The curious case of the sweaty nipples
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(35)
 
(Oakland Raiders)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos fans offer their condolences to the family of ex-Defensive Coordinator Jack Del Rio, upon his tragic selection as Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders
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(125)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Marriott backs off...sort of
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(30)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University riots
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(75)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Four relatively unknown musicians re-record Metallica's "St. Anger" and it comes out vastly better than the original. Obvious tag bangs its head furiously in the front row
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(30)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Former Putin hand-job servant, Andrey Illarionov: Attack on Poland, Baltic States coming. "It is inevitable that the Russian intervention will take place... Putin realizes that this politician is the most ineffective US president in entire history"
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(121)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tesla killer unveiled as GM introduces the Bolt at NAIAS. Stop laughing. Seriously, it's rude. Stop laughing
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(190)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan would like you to know that he is absolutely not running for president in 2016, no matter how much you ask him. Seriously, ask him and he'll say no. Go on, ask him. He'll deny you. He will, seriously. ASK HIM
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(61)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Marcus Mariota play like a Heisman trophy winner or will the Ducks lay an egg? Can Urban Meyer coach Ohio to victory or will they just Buck(eye) it up? It's YOUR NCAA National Championship Game tonight at 8:30 ET on ESPN
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(1765)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Civil War dispatches from the front: General Andrew Luck and his victorious campaign to secure the Colorado territories
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Prior to the start of the NFL season we all made our season predictions. How are your predictions holding up? (LGT original thread)
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(102)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A mysterious mile-wide ring in Antarctica is now believed to have been caused by a ten-year-old meteorite. Or Megatron
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packer fans take to Twitter to mock Chris Christie after the humiliating, hilarious loss handed to the Dallas Cowboys by the refs
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(106)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mysterious place
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lewis Black discusses what's worse: the TSA or the NSA. He also talks about a lot of other things, because he's the always hilarious Lewis Black
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(25)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Fail factor: Adam Jones loses $5000 to David Ortiz, betting that the Ravens would beat the Patriots. Cool factor: Money goes to Ortiz's favorite charity
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(12)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Oil industry thinks it's freaking hilarious that New York State has banned fracking, noting that New York's petroleum reserves are about as valuable as those of Delaware, America's smallest state
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(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
WILL the freezing weather cool down the QB's? CAN the Patriots red hot offense melt the Ravens defense? HAS Rob Gronkowski gotten all hot and bothered by "that" book? DOES Flacco have what it takes to be "Joe Cool"? Find out starting at 4:35pm ET today on NBC
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(2268)
 
(Russia Beyond The Headlines)
 
 
 
"What is missing in science today is the pure curiosity-driven research and vision that has been behind all great discoveries and inventions"
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(51)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts to open 1,400 stores in China. Apparently, after taking our jobs and economic superiority, Chinese now go after our domination of world obesity
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: a cardboard box for your cat. New and improved: a castle for the discriminating feline with a superiority complex, just in time for Caturday
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(1030)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC orders martial arts drama Warrior to come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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(33)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Amazon yanks Rob Gronkowski erotic fiction. I thought only Patriots fans were yanking over that
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(15)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Islamic Radicals attacking French newspaper is proof that Obama is weak on homegrown terrorism. No, seriously. Would Politico ever lie to you?
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(67)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Anti-police activist undergoes force on force training scenarios and comes away with "I didn't understand how important compliance was... people need to comply with the orders of law enforcement officers, for their own safety"
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(243)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Burglar sought after breaking into house, pooping on rug and leaving. Police taking incident seriously, saying the rug really held the room together
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(30)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Designer uses 3D printer to make the most awesome prosthetic limbs you can imagine. Seriously: they make you think, "Hey, losing a leg might be cool"
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(49)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Meet Spartan, the successor to Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser. No, seriously: THIS. IS. SPARTAN
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(57)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man wearing shirt that says "Seriously, I have drugs" is arrested for having drugs
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(21)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
How scorpion venom can cure cancer, or at least take patient's minds off their cancer by suddenly making it the second most serious medical problem they face, behind scorpions
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(12)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study shows that women who want to quit smoking should wait until right before their period to quit, which should make for a fun week
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(48)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: It's good to be Leonardo DiCaprio (w/pics)
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(100)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Governor of New York Mario Cuomo dead at age 82
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(220)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a new year, so for one day can all you poltab warriors just relax and eat some cabbage? -- Thanks, Drew
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(482)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This company proves you can make money and pay your employees well" S-H-A-K-E S-H-A-C-K? Hmm, that's a funny way to spell Market Basket. Maybe the spelling got screwed up in that successful worker riot
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(34)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Street racers inspired by "Fast & The Furious" take over the freeway from "Speed" where they end up like the finale of "Monty Python & The Holy Grail"
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(232)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Poll shows millennials are more serious about volunteering than their parents are. Do you volunteer for anything?
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(32)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here's what Back To The Future 2 got hilariously wrong about life in 2015
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(119)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A peek inside the lives of Bureau 121, North Korea's top cyber warriors. Sadly, no word on their Internet Tough Guy Magazine subscription status
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(59)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michael Imperioli is joining the cast of Hawaii Five-0 for some reason
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(42)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(The Walrus)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mysterious musicians
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(23)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Samsung and LG rivalry gets serious ahead of CES. He sends one of your demo units to the repair shop, you send the cops to raid his corporate headquarters, that's the Changwon way. Maytag man last seen smiling, feeling untouchable
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(48)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staying in a Marriott hotel? Hope you like paying their wifi fee. You're going to use your phone? Good luck with that
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(221)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A list of things lodged in people's rectums this year. "Head" mysteriously absent
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(93)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Who will prevail in a battle of former teammates: the Bulls' Pau Gasol or the Lakers' Kobe Bryant? Can the Warriors come out to play, or will they get clipped by the Clippers? Your NBA on TNT live discussion thread, starts at 8:00 EST
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mystery shopper dies mysteriously. "If it could happen to her, it could happen to all of us"
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(26)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Award for most ridiculous American lawsuit in 2014 goes to Utah goblin toppler's personal injury filing for claiming "serious and debilitating injuries from a car accident" before being filmed later destroying ancient rock formation by hand
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(42)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The top 5 business stories from 2014" Staging a worker riot *for* an ousted CEO that lasted months and you ultimately won is strangely absent
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(10)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Trek 3: Fast and Furious
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(141)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Patriots' cheating ways extend to practice facility contracts
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(32)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the ghost of Del Rio's car take out Hogan Claus? Is Rollins a Heyman guy now? How many NXT chants will we get? Baby girl, you know it's time for Raw is Christmas. (8PM est, USA/9.99)
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(1106)
 
(Hackney Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
"Stupid" thief tries to rob neighbors, is foiled by bowls of water left on the floor by the homeowner to deter burglars, then cops just follow his footprints back home. Seriously, calling this guy a thief is like calling Hani Hanjour a pilot
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(85)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Coolest Geminid meteor shower video you'll see this week. Includes explanation of their origins, sweet sci-fi inspired graphics, and dancing Orion slave girls. Okay. Not that last one. But it's still awesome
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(7)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the award for most ridiculous,180-foot goal on their own net this NHL season goes to the Calgary Flames. Seriously. Not even Buffalo could pull this off
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(34)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The only thing Patriots players fear more than an angry Tom Brady is a happy Tom Brady: "If he throws the ball 50 yards and you run 50 yards and score, he's going to run all 50 yards and head-butt the hell out of you"
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(39)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mysterious ice pancakes appear on Scottish river. MMMMM Scotch-flavored pancakes
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(26)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: "I destroyed liberal arguments with my superior logic." Well, there it is. The stupidest Farking thing I'll read all day
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(216)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WARRRRRIOORRRRS.... COME OUT AND lose for the first time in 17 games
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most obscene, anti-Christian, and hilarious Christmas cards on the market
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(154)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest pictures ever taken by drones. Curiously none of them are of wedding parties
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(33)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Seriously who among us hasn't been driven insane by the Salvation Army bell ringers by now? However, mowing one down with your car does seem a tad harsh
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(91)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"A serious breakdown of the numbers renders all of those comparisons silly - the better player is Jordan, in a landslide"
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(78)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best thing about the driverless cars of the future is that car interiors will start resembling carriage interiors like they were always meant to
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(101)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down, but a team has accused the New England Patriots of cheating. The Patriots cheat? I'm shocked, shocked to find that cheating is going on over there
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(63)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Witness #40" whose "eyewitness" testimony was instrumental in clearing officer Darren Wilson is convicted felon with memory problems and brain damage who posted some seriously racist stuff to FB about Brown before "remembering" she saw the shooting
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(264)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers deal serious blow to their draft lottery chances
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"We at TMZ are saddened at Scott Stapp's clearly deteriorating mental health. So here are a few audio clips of his nuttiness you can listen to"
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(54)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors win their 15th straight game, still on pace for an 80-2 season
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(13)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool: Dad helps you spruce up your new apartment. Holy fark: Dad helps you spruce up your 80-year-old abandoned grocery store with period-accurate everything, top to bottom
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(54)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Notorious "AIDS free" pastor now tricks holocaust survivors into appearing in anti Semitic film. Asshole tag not available
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(131)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Star of BBC period costume drama reveals producers intentionally shrunk characters' codpieces over concerns that true-to-life traditional Tudor codpieces would offend American sensibilities and make show unsalable to PBS
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(24)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Former O's star Nick Markakis takes out a two-page ad to thank Orioles fans. "My career will always be rooted in the bricks of Eutaw Street"
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(20)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams leaks the names of the various characters in the new Star Wars trailer in the coolest retro way possible
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(163)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Deadhead? Blue juice? Coach roach? Apparently flight attendants have their own mysterious language and here's what they're really saying about you
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers are funding your high school history class curriculum by forcing it upon the classes via state government. Which is hilarious when you consider that the curriculum focuses on the merits of "limited government"
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(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Curiosity rover spots a 20-inch-tall black guy getting all worked up over patent infringement
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(68)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Kitchen Daily)
 
 
 
Cheerios will soon come in 'Ancient Grains' variety while still promising freshness
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(10)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought the GOP's primary battles in 2016 were gonna be hilarious, wait until you see "Clinton vs. Warren: Rumble in the Urban Jungle", "The Sovereignty of Poverty", "The Pants-suits Among Us"
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(121)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's apology "should warn us about the dangers of having serious legal issues dealt with by institutions with no qualifications for that role." And Thomas Sewell would know - after all, he's an economist
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(82)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The good news is that we've determined the cause of your mysterious stomach cramps. The other good news is that you're 39 weeks pregnant and it's a baby girl"
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(53)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face. No, seriously, I was shocked and now my face is like this
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(142)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There was a plan for the British Parliament houses to share a catering department to save taxpayer money, but it failed. Fark: Because the House of Lords did not want to tolerate an inferior vintage of champagne
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(40)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Phoenix rises from the ashes, no, seriously, it actually happened
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(13)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor wants supporters of same sex marriage live in houses with bad plumbing. No, seriously
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(90)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Grumpy Cat either has the best agent ever, or the worst. LGT Cheerios ad
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(44)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Canada's system of government is proving far superior to America's"
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(105)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Liftoff at dawn The dawn of Orion, for a new era of American space exploration"
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(294)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Second verse, hopefully not same as the first. A little bit louder and a first. Orion test flight. Coverage starts at 6 am EST
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(301)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The cannoli croissant donut. It's...it's glorious
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(31)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
17 states sue Obama for prioritizing deportations in a filing which "does not deny the premise that the president, as chief executive, can set deportation priorities"
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(73)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Orion test flight this morning, pregame show on now, lift-off at 7:05 EST. Watch it all on NASA TV
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(472)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: Seriously, the US is just like Nazi Germany now, everyone is too afraid to speak out against Obama without being killed
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(193)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
60 years ago this week, Yankees and Orioles complete largest baseball trade ever - 17 players over three weeks, as New York gets some young kid named Don Larsen
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(9)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Physicists create new kind of pasta to explain mysterious ring-shaped polymers, offering new insight into the legacy of the renowned physicist Dr. Boyardee
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(30)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson Police Department may charge Michael Brown's stepfather with "attempting to incite a riot" which is a serious crime unlike actually killing somebody
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(652)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Hottest fashion among engineering students is carrying around a big-ass, cold-war era slide rule, preferably one with a function that estimates the killzone of various nuclear weapons
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(83)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 5 NBA Power Rankings: Warriors or Griz at the top, and we all know who's at the bottom?
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(15)
 
(Daily DDT)
 
 
 
Will Hornswoggle be revealed as the Anonymous Raw GM again? Who will Ryback age by 20 years tonight? Will WWE Doctor Chris Amann clear the Ultimate Warrior for a return to action? Whose ideas will Cena get to use tonight? Raw 8pm EST USA
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(1691)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Browns and Cowboys are #1 seeds, Patriots miss the playoffs, while the Dolphins, Vikings, Chiefs, and Falcons all get a seed. These and other mathematical possibilities still alive in this year's Playoff Machine
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(51)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks' running back Marshawn Lynch is reportedly seriously considering switching from "beast mode" at the end of the season to "AARP mode"
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(95)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indian IS recruit finds out the hard way that being a glorious Islamic State warrior in the great holy war is not all it's cut out to be after getting assigned toilet duty
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(43)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Raiders, Jets in mix to trade for Jim Harbaugh, but only as a head coach, not as a quarterback superior to in-house options
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(26)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
O's Tommy Hunter goes undercover at the Orioles' team store and tries to push his own jersey
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(9)
 

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