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500 headlines found matching 'Rio'
Fri August 26, 2016
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen to a dress submerged in the Dead Sea for three months? Luckily, someone was curious
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
A mysterious countdown clock has appeared on the Duke Nukem site. The strange part is that it doesn't read "forever"
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(Storify)
 
 
 
"Regarding the Birther thing. No serious conservative outlet that I know of has ever sponsored or entertained that conspiracy"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman says "mysterious, evil goblins" took her hostage for a week
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The new Red Dwarf XI trailer is out and it looks like serious, gloomy sci-fi - until the end
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Quiz: match the house/building exterior to the John Hughes movie
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Thu August 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte will be summoned to Rio for hearing provided his plane isn't held up
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mysterious facility offers open house and unmanned aircraft petting zoo to disprove mind-control rumors
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Just when China thinks the 2016 Rio Olympics has stopped kicking it in the balls, three of their weightlifting gold medalists from the 2008 Beijing Olympics fail doping retests
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Good idea: Uniforms for the Olympic team. Bad idea: Uniform luggage for the Olympic team
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Gronk is pissed that the Cowboys are using "Do your job" as a slogan, because he says the Patriots created it in 2014. He then suddenly felt Sean Payton's eyes searing into his backside, at which point he tore his ACL
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
American hero had it all: Iraq experience, National Guard service, steady civilian government job, two chicks at the same time. And then he had to pretend to be a Wounded Warrior in order to defraud U.S. of $751K in benefits
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics generated 187 million tweets and 1.5 billion Facebook interactions. Of which all but seven came under the headings of "Ryan Lochte" and "dumbass"
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump says Clinton's celebrity backers "aren't very hot anymore" -- losers like Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Beyonce, not superstars like Chachie and that one dude from Duck Dynasty
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warren, OH man takes "Dicks out for Harambe" a little too seriously
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Peru drug mule hottie got plenty of love letters while doing time in Peruvian jail. She also received 8 kittens named after serial killers because that guy was serious about his love
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Much like an employee justifies stealing from a corporation that treated him like human garbage, the Brazil officials got a little extortion happy after the whole Lochte incident
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
41-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio and his 24-year-old model girlfriend were in a car crash where neither was hurt. Fortunately, he was wearing his seat belt and she was strapped into her car seat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Laura Ingalls Wilder (AKA Melissa Gilbert) was going to run for Congress before she was seriously injured. Now she'd rather not risk permanent disability, but oh no -- the GOP is suing to force her to stay in the race so they have a weaker opponent
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Patriot feels "ashamed" because school acknowledges her and other parents' 1st Amendment rights in writing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A crowd-funding campaign has raised more than $40,000 and a legal team hired by Ethiopians in the US is headed to Rio to try and help silver medallist Feyisa Lilesa with a request to seek asylum in the US
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ontario town finally changes official slogan from "Land of rape and honey". Will now be known as "Land of rape, honey, arson and rape"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
X marks the spot? Ethiopian marathon runner wins silver medal in Olympics, could be arrested for the gesture he made as he crossed the finish line
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your fainting couches everyone, we've got a serious Monday morning bombshell here. Turns out, Sean Hannity has been informally advising the Trump campaign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Speedo drops Lochte. Usually it's the other way around
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As McCain's campaign Manager Steve Schmidt reportedly told Palin on election night 2008: "The concession speech is a serious and solemn occasion. It..is a ritual that legitimizes (the winner)." So of course, people are worried Trump won't give one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt goes out with a bang
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
DiCaprio rear-ended in the Hamptons. Police say he approached with a distinctive walk as they arrived on the scene
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over-caffeinated morning show crew attempts to congratulate a tired Michael Phelps at airport. He tells them where he can stick their coffee
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Remains of Civil War veteran finally transported home after he died in 1922 with no family to claim him. "The Patriot Guard Riders have essentially set up a modern-day pony express to get him from Oregon back to Maine"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
George Lucas' second career as a wedding photographer, a pane in Dakota Johnson's ass, and Lebron James considers owning another NBA team besides the Golden State Warriors: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/14 - 8/20
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Sun August 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hamster takes on the first level of Super Mario Brothers ... complete with music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Lamborghini Centenario Roadster is $2.3 million of beautiful absurdity
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cadillac looks to escalate its image and its new Escala concept car is a vision of the company's next generation ... and it may be the most luxurious car ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the Rio Olympics, featuring wrestling, volleyball, the men's marathon, handball, rhythmic gymnastics, mountain cycling, boxing, and some NBA pre-season action. Action gets underway starting at 7:30 AM ET
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Sat August 20, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
It's good to see the south west London council has it priorities in order concerning its historic pubs
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(WWE)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS. Will Roode give in, will Roode give in before he's victorious? Will Samoa Joe defend? Will Asuka Defend? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn, tonight at 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is curious to know which book you have read the most often, and why you keep going back to it even when you know every page by heart
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bangladesh shows how flamewars over the plot of a TV soap opera worked prior to the internet
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Forget Rio, welcome to the Kitten Olympics. Come for the opening ceremony where the American flag was raised by a groundhog, stay for the kittens scoring purr-fect tens on Caturday
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Mysterious new Amazon project in Seattle rumored to be "grocery store"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the mysterious people behind all those naked Trump statues everywhere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brietbart's DC editor penned an "open letter" calling Trump "dangerous" and saying his proposed policies posed a "serious threat" to the country; but he only wrote it because he was trying to get his ex-reporter Michelle Fields fired from her new job
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Prophets of Rage discuss not being allowed entrance to a prison in order to play a show that would have ended in riots and bloodshed
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man arrested for tossing pizza, and not in the old fashioned way
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Is it just subby, or does a sentence containing the terms 'manure pits' and 'drowning hazard' conjure up nightmare scenarios for you as well?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The mysterious orbs washing up on a Cornish beach are either a species of sea urchin known as "sea potatoes" or leftover equipment from a little league baseball game organized by David Cronenberg
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At the Rio Olympics there are 812 medal sports, which means there are 812 Gold medals to be awarded, 812 Silvers and, of course 864 Bronze medals to be handed out
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man beat an 8-year-old boy and threatened to feed him to alligators, then told deputies he was only joking. Ah, the old Trump defense
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
That moment when Comcast pwns Google: "Comcast has had serious pole attachment issues with the Nashville Electric Service for years - Not ONCE in all these years has Comcast said, 'Fix this or we will pick up and leave.'"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James says his dream is to someday own an NBA team. Although back in June he pretty much showed everyone that he owns the Golden State Warriors
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Newspaper mistakes Simone Biles for Gabby Douglas. 'I'm mortified'
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials unsure who is dumber; the police chief who tipped off his friend prior to a raid, or the friend who hid the stolen goods but left the meth and guns lying around
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is the rest of the world doing really well at the Olympics, or is China just doing really, really badly?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Executive director for Gun Owners of America says that if Milwaukee police can't peaceably stop the rioters, "they should just shoot and kill 'em"
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Former Trump insider Paul Manafort once organized a protest where the protesters threw rocks at U.S. troops. Thank God Trump only hired true American patriots
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
BBC reporter in Rio shows how it's done, insists that the couple in the background of his live shot isn't having sex, but merely "reading a book...in a strange pose"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV presenter in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious. TV presenter in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip for women going swimming with sharks when on their periods: Be very careful
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
British Olympic team says one of its athletes was robbed after night out in Rio, probably by Ryan Lochte
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Amazing historical images in glorious colors. You are welcome
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Medals are on the line in badminton doubles, canoe sprints, men's field hockey, women's platform diving and the decathlon. Also, the triathlon for men is held. It's day 13 of the Rio Olympics and maybe we won't have problems today (6:30am start)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Donald Trump wearing overalls and singing the theme to 'Green Acres' at the Emmys. (with glorious video goodness)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that Baltimore mom who told her son to stop rioting and come home? Let's see how things are working out for that awesome person. Really? Dammit, kid
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
German sprint cyclist loses bike seat during race, wins gold anyway - credits her extensive training regimen
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 12 of the Rio Olympics. Taekwondo, BMX and women's golf starts; Brazil will be watching Neymar and his soccer team in the semifinals and the decathlon begins. It's almost over except for the gastrointestinal illnesses. (6:30am ET start)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Remember when Michael Phelps was super into threesomes and pot?
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US Olympic Committee planned to open ritzy retail store in Rio during Olympics to sell Team USA gear, and nothing went wrong. Just kidding: "Like many businesses, they've been affected with what's known locally as the cost of Brazil"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Olympic cyclists in Rio don't go Brazilian. Here comes the science
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Giant image of penis erased prior to Putin's arrival
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New York state resident and fan of mushrooms creates a Super Mario Brothers-themed corn maze
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Health emergency declared in Puerto Rico because of the Zika virus. It will be given priority right behind the emergencies declared for the economy, crime, food supply, drinking water
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(630 WPRO)
 
 
 
Like my ol' pappy use to say, one man's inferior squirrel is another man's equivalent of Bigfoot
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Area man furious that barbed wire fence and security cameras protecting Trump sign have proven ineffective
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not news... Seriously, it's not news. Just a bag of fries on a car roof, that's all
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Marion Barry, Jr. has died in Washington, D.C., again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
French Olympic runner wins the gold for on track tantrum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ah, the Olympics. The pageantry. The athletic prowess. The heartwarming stories. The severed leg floating in the bay
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 11 in Rio is ladies day. Women's soccer and beach volleyball semis, quarterfinals in women's hoops and volleyball and finals in 2 cycling events and 2 track and field events. Some guys swim in the ocean, too. All starts at 8am ET
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Police search for cab driver after US Olympic swimmers robbed by armed men in Rio." In their defense, it must be hard to find a cab driver between so many armed robbers in the streets
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Baby, the rain must fall and 2016 has to suck even more. Glenn Yarbrough, who was as successful as a folk singer could get and also the voice of the Balladeer in the superior 1977 animated version of the Hobbit is off on the greatest adventure
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants lead the Baltimore Orioles 7-1 going to the 7th inning, then forget that there's a reason the Orioles lead MLB in home runs
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisiana man decides to go for a swim down his flooded street, forgetting that flood water is full of sewage and almost as nasty as what Olympians face in Rio
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's day 10 in Rio and it starts with canoe/kayak racing and the women's 10k swimming at 8am ET. Later; we have women's field hockey quarterfinals, boxing finals, finals in the women's 400m, and the swimmers puking after swallowing lake water
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Sun August 14, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The United States has won 1,000 Olympic gold medals. Hold on, let's check the count...actually, only 999. Wait, let's check again...1,001? Who's counting these things?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte gets the complete Rio experience
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Players complain that the new table tennis balls used during the Rio Olympics have been less than a smash
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
App developer says his new app predicts Trump will win big time in November. How the app works no one knows because apps are very mysterious. It's called the Trump-followers-need-hope app
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Men's golf decides its first Olympic champion in over a century, the women's marathon hits the streets of Rio, Usain Bolt seeks to defend his title as the world's fastest man and much more on Day 9 of the Games of the XXXI Olympiad (6am start)
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Sat August 13, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Reset the clock. Riots in Milwaukee after police shooting (LGT local news live stream)
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's the last day of swimming in the pool, possibly the last competitive swim of Michael Phelps' career, Usain Bolt makes his Rio debut and the world's fastest woman is decided. Day 8 of the Olympics and this is your live thread
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: a superhero fancy dress carnival expects superhero costumes, not period costumes
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
When President Obama personally invites you to fly with him to Rio, you say yes. Unless you're Tim Duncan
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can't tell when Trump's being serious or not? Don't worry, neither can the people who defend him
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
San Jose Mercury News wins gold in the 140-character offensive headline race
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
If you could go back in time and date any celebrity, guaranteed, what time period and what celebrity?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live in Fiji and expect anything to get accomplished today, we've got some bad news for you: chances are the only reason the country isn't completely hungover is that half of them (at least) are still partying
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite word, and why? ETYMOLOGY THREAD
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(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
Golfers at the Olympics hiring pro hockey players as caddies
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Track and field kicks off, men's archery decides its champion, the USA women's soccer team plays a quarterfinal v Sweden and Katie Ledecky does her thing in the 800m. This is the live, spoiler filled thread for Day 7 from Rio (6:30am ET start)
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Justin Rose gets the first ever Olympic hole in one
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News puts the focus on Rio's female athletes back where it belongs - on their makeup, and how they ought to be wearing it
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Saints come marching in or will New England use a Patriot missile on New Orleans? Its NFL preseason football tonight at 7:30 eastern on the NFL network
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mining company defends use of bikini video to promote Ontario's Ring of Fire
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Winning a gold medal at the Olympics is a life-changing event. If you're from Singapore, it's $753,000 life changing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Weekend Warrior' gets prison for his 4th DUI in 4 years. Is that just his nickname or is it his Fark handle?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Why are the media so obsessed with Trump's controversies, but not Clinton's? No, seriously, NPR asked that question. Yes, that NPR
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Power Rankings: Packers too low, Cheatriots too high. Who else is miss-ranked?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
All that training for the Olympics and you finally earn your gold medal and what do you get? Some guy on Twitter stealing your thunder
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Golf makes its Olympic return, track cycling and badminton begins, men's rugby and women's archery decides their champions, and it's the final chapter of Phelps v Lochte. Day 6 of the Rio Games begins at 6:30am ET
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Nissan unveils its latest what-the-fark-is-THAT? on the streets of Rio
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles manager Buck Showalter throws shade on Tim Tebow and his bid to save baseball. "I bet he was a good player in high school. I was, too"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: USA Rugby player scores try, makes bone-crushing hit. Fark: His day job is safety for the New England Patriots
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Capybaras sighted on Rio's Olympic golf course, were immediately clubbed
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
The GOP anti-Trump candidate who mysteriously appeared a few days ago has a resume filled with inconsistencies. Bonus: The article misspells his name three different ways
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the newest member of our Olympic gymnastics coverage team - Studman69
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once I was afraid, I was petrified, when I saw that crazed Cheeto going down that slide. But then I woke up and realized I wasn't that alone. No, I'm writing from the thread I call my home. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Survived another week"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 5 in Her Name is Rio and the bikes hit the road for the Time Trial, Neymar and Brazil try to score a goal and they start handing out medals in rowing. All that and more complaining about NBC in this live, spoiler filled thread (7:30am ET start)
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
It's totally coincidental that the mysterious Delta Air Lines system crash occurred a few months after the Chinese military started selling Delta-specific information and vulnerabilities on the black market. Nothing to see here
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for the Olympic diving pool turning green. Perhaps we should ask the Rio officials? ... "We don't know". Well, that settles it, nothing to see here, move along
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you scared of an alien conquest of earth? I'm not. We humans are good at finding ways to kill things, even if they're technologically superior to us
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it considered trolling if you're being completely serious, but don't think anyone will believe you're serious?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed with the new Angry Michael Phelps meme
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 4 from Rio: The USA women open play in water polo, finish group play in soccer and look to defend their gold in gymnastics. Also, men's rugby begins and Michael Phelps looks for gold #20. This is the live, spoiler filled thread (7:30am ET start)
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Runner's World)
 
 
 
12 years ago, Brazilian marathon runner was attacked by a man who wore a placard with the message, "The second coming is near." (video) He got to light the flame this year
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(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
Olympics cycling boss defends Rio road course after weekend of hilarious high-speed decelerations
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Britain drops from gold-medal soccer contender to lucky-to-get-a-goal-this-year depths of Rio. No wait, BRAZIL, it's the Brazilian national team that could choke on Jello. I kind of have that other one as a hotkey during sporting events to save time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the athletes' village in Rio wasn't bad enough, they've gone and forbidden toilet fishing too. Also, no vomiting or peeing on one leg like a dog
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Alex Jones just weighed in on Hillary Clinton as the Democratic nominee and is curious if anyone else notices she looks like she has Down syndrome, and probably had at least one lobotomy? No, seriously: "Hillary looks like a dying woman"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
E-cig makers have flooded the market with every product they have or can dream up because new FDA regulations kick in today: "I would be surprised if there was any other period when so many products were introduced"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"No celebrity is safe. We have tested over 100 celebrities so far and around 70 of them have caught our eye. Adele.com has the worst security you will ever see in your life"
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's Day 3 in Rio and we wait to see what ridiculous injury happens today. Women's rugby decides their first Olympic champion, a possible US-Russia rivalry develops in the pool and much more gets started at 7:30am ET
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Painfully initiated into boxing, bullied 7-year-old heads to the gym, wins a couple schoolyard battles and now his first match at the Rio Olympics
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics opening ceremony hits the lowest viewership since Athens 2004
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giancarlo Stanton out-Stantoned himself with a mammoth 504' home run. It was glorious, majestic, undeniably Stantonesque, and the longest home run hit in Coors Field history
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the Rio Olympics begins at 7:30am ET with more rowing from Poop Lake and contains more women's rugby, men's soccer, gymnastics and swimming, plus late night beach volleyball. Here's your live, spoiler filled thread
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
And lo, did it come to pass that the shirtless man, armed only with rocks, did glorious battle against the formidable piece heavy construction equipment known as a hydraulic excavator, until the police did arrive to intervene
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. basketball team thought they were visiting a spa, instead it was a brothel
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Green Car Reports)
 
 
 
"Automakers 'not even trying' to sell electric cars". Come on guys, you're making this too easy for us. I mean, seriously, WTF? - Tesla
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Get ready for pumpkin everything, even Cheerios
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the Nigerian soccer team finally make it to Rio they get to hear the wrong national anthem played before the match. How were officials supposed to know that Two Princes by the Spin Doctors was not correct?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Official Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony discussion thread. Live now on BBC and CBC. 1 hour delay for US East Coast, will appear on Tuesday for the US West Coast on NBC
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Team USA sending almost twice as many spies to Rio as athletes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hilarious, bizarre and cruel lies people have told to get out of having sex. Since you're on the other side, share the ones you've heard
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The man who served the DNC with a lawsuit has mysteriously died
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The opening ceremony is tonight, but the action gets off to start with the archery ranking rounds this morning (8:00 AM ET). It's your Day Zero Rio 2016 Olympics thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I think I too much pie
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All 306 Olympic medal events ranked. Apparently there's a 50 km walk event and it's still better than equestrian dressage
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Operation Manul send cultural leanings of malware for make harm journalists in Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Very nice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Depending on whether you believe local media quoting a dozen eyewitnesses or the official Russian news agency a mugger in Rio either did or did not try to rob a Russian diplomat, only to be shot dead wih his own gun after the diplomat took it away
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Enes Kanter knows that if you are going to use the crying Jordan meme, the best possible scenario is to unleash it on entitled Lakers fans
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Nissan's BladeGlider wedge car glides closer to reality
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You think that Russia has the badest ass cyber warriors? Thank your lucky strikes and stars you live in the country with the GREATEST cyberforce in the world
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
After biting incident, police on the lookout for man in yellow hat and Furious George
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Olympic team robbed. No word if the thieves stole their Zika or raw sewage
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Let's reflect on all the crazy, idiotic things Katrina Pierson has said over the past few months. When you put them all together, it goes from laughably hilarious to terrifyingly surreal
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Wed August 03, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Bobby Roode still make an Impact? WILL Hideo Itami be out for blood? WHO will emerge victorious: Gargano or Ciampa? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" kicks off with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
With 2 days to go until the Opening Ceremony, the Rio Olympics begin today with women's soccer. First match at noon EDT is Sweden v South Africa, with the defending champs USA facing Kiwis at 6pm (NBCSN & USA)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Harry Potter fans left furious because they didn't realize the eighth book in the series is a play not a novel, and it wasn't even written by J.K. Rowling. Spoiler alert?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic basketball teams play it smart, stay on board cruise ship in Rio
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
League of Legends is so popular, developer Riot is trying to make the internet faster for it
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Tue August 02, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If the pollution wasn't enough to keep you out of the water in Rio then you might want to consider the Portuguese man-o'-war jellyfish that are there
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(AP)
 
 
 
AP report downgrades visit to Rio during Olympic Games from "be sure your insurance is all paid up" to "get your affairs in order"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Olympic pin trading is serious business
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese athlete arriving for the Rio Olympics falls victim to the ol' "barf and rob" scam
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The best MLB first pitch of 2016 belongs to ... John McEnroe? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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Mon August 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Australian athletes robbed at Rio Olympics. This is not a repeat from last week when New Zealand athletes were robbed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Can a Warren/Sanders senate coalition really work? Can Politico actually write an article that doesn't sound immediately stupid just from the headline? Short answers: "Yes" and "no". Long answer. "Yes", and "No, seriously, are you all morons?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whoever picked 'Olympic Sailing Ramp' as the first structure to collapse, please step forward to claim your prize
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As far as poetic justice goes, it would be hard to imagine a more fitting end for Trump than if his attacks on a patriotic Muslim family proved to be the straw that finally breaks the camel's back as far as voters are concerned
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces sponsorship of US Olympic team
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"By looking down on the hillbilly, you can get that high of self-righteousness and superiority without violating any of the moral norms of your own tribe. So your own prejudice is never revealed for what it is"
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Durant didn't sign with the Warriors because of the historically great teammates, or the weather, or the endorsement opportunities. Nope. It was Guy Fieri
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Olympics could get any more hilariously dangerous for everyone involved, besides the occasional encounter with a snake, monkey or caiman, golfers warned to expect regular attacks by angry Brazilian owls (w/ angry golf owl pic)
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Jack White is attempting to play a gold-plated vinyl record of Carl Sagan's "A Glorious Dawn" in space, the first time this has ever been done, and you can watch it live at Noon ET today
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"[A]ddressing Pokémon Go would be one of his top priorities for the new legislative session in January"
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Fri July 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Brazilian protesters extinguish the Olympic torch. Frankenstein's monster gives this action two thumbs, that were stolen from a corpse, up
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(Wired)
 
 
 
DARPA stealing their ideas from Hackers movie. Honeycombs of colored hexagons represent software services running inside the machines, and various colored beams show data flowing into these services. Hacking the Gibson
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Guess what? Using a period in a text message makes you sound angry
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pilot dies in tragic crop duster accident. Police searching for a tall man in a grey suit who was seen loitering in the area just prior to the crash
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Another Friday rolls up and it's time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Master of Orion? Stellaris? Doom with Vulkan? Overwatch? What games are you waiting for? This week some evil bastard gifted me Civ V
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One good thing about the Olympics coming to Rio is that poor people there are finally getting something to eat thanks to the athletes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists aboard the research vessel Nautilus, who are probably all dead already, discover a mysterious living purple orb floating off the Channel Islands near the coast of California
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Lingerie Fighting Championships is making a serious push to sign Ronda Rousey. She would likely become their biggest star, eclipsing "Vicki the Part Time Stripper." (possibly Not safe for work)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Police investigating after 11 female mannequins stolen from boutiques in small Ontario town: "It's creepy"
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(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
The new Subaru Impreza has exterior airbags for pedestrians (pics)
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NBC reporter Katy Tur: Did you seriously ask a foreign power to hack us? Trump: "Be quiet"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Relax, the numbers guys say that the Rio Olympics isn't going to make the global Zika pandemic any worse than it already is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you cover for anybody on here? Like say they show up at your house and need to hide for a few days. I mean I'm just curious, not asking for any reason. Answer quickly I don't have much time
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(Some Gamer Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Raspberry Pi and leaps in technology, cheap arcade video game emulators, capable of playing literally every significant console and arcade game created prior to 1997, are finally feasible
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why does Putin hate Hillary so much? I mean, other than the fact that she spoke out for Pussy Riot during their imprisonment and challenged the legitimacy of Russia's elections as well as their state controlled media. You know, statesman stuff
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Redline)
 
 
 
Headline:"A potential Donald Trump presidency should scare online poker enthusiasts." In related news: If 'online poker' is your main concern in case of Trump winning the election then you have some seriously messed up priorities
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
All the hilariously bad decisions Yahoo made with regards to buying companies and fielding offers to be bought, in one place
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(The National)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the medals that will be handed out to the most successful cheats in Rio. Each one is as individual as a 'B' sample
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(Prntly)
 
 
 
Curious why Ted Cruz didn't hold a floor fight at the RNC? Ask Hillary
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Now that I am collecting vinyl, I have had the opportunity to add some seriously cheesy albums to my collection. What is the cheesiest or "guiltiest pleasure" album in your collection. LGT subby's
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"We're a quiet village where not much happens." said Councillor Preedy after a man is murdered and others are seriously injured at a swingers' party
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Secretary to Joseph Goebbels reflects on her old boss: He was "an outstanding actor." No one "could have been better than he at transforming from a civilized, serious person into that ranting and raving hooligan." Sound familiar?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Geese in Ontario are being delegged for their valuable collectible sanctuary-specific leg bands
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Genius dog presses car horn and howls impatiently for owner's return in hilarious footage filmed by laughing bystanders on slow news day" (w/ pic of genius dog at work, turn down your speakers)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics athletes' village downgraded from "FEMA trailer" to "uninhabitable"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
International Olympic Committee decides to not ban Russia from the Olympic Games in Rio. Individual athletes will have to be screened
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US Olympic Committee: Those who use the #Rio2016 and #TeamUSA will be sued
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Following the Wikileaks dump of DNC emails, chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has been nixed from her convention speaking slot to avoid the spectacle of furious Berners giving her the Ted Cruz treatment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Entire Russian team to be banned from Rio Olympics due to state-sponsored doping scandal. This should go ever well
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman trailer is hilarious and that's not the Joker gas talking
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks it's hilarious that the planet could be destroyed by global climate change which is why they think Kerry's statement about air conditioners is so darned funny
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it's been a while since we checked in on Rio to see how the finishing touches are going as they get ready for...wait...what do you mean there's no power connections? How can you have an Olympics with no power? Oh meu Deus
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings' new stadium vandalized prior to official opening. Some folks just be all jealous 'bout my enormous, mammoth Gjallarhorn. Can't help themselves
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 159, with Darrion Caldwell vs Joe Taimanglo. Co-main is Melvin Guillard vs Dave "Caveman" Rickels. Prelims stream at 6:45 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Lt Uhura reveals she's failing the Hashimoto Maru scenario
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indonesia shrugs off Pokemon fatwa. Super Mario jihad, Candy Crush curse, Freecell ultimatum still in effect
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Newark Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
Friends help seriously ill man they find while playing Pokémon Go
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The frigid plains of northern Siberia are becoming a hotspot for mysterious geological phenomena, and now the frozen tundra on Siberia's remote Belyy Island is home to the region's newest aberration: eerie, rippling, underground bubbles" (pics)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Scenario: You're on a plane, the pilots are incapacitated, and you've got to land without having any clue what you're doing. This pilot training video shows just how stressful of a time you're going to have
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA has given the Curiosity Rover the autonomy to choose its own laser targets. The next image sent back was simply the word "SOON" burned into the Martian landscape
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Internet. Serious business
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Giant mountains on Venus may be causing weird weather patterns, men to stare at her arm-less statue for prolonged periods
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rio bound with no fluency in Portuguese? Big problem
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
This guy just beat Super Mario World in 17 minutes. Blindfolded
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mysterious daily booms have small town in California looking to the sky, spawn alien theories." Geologist: Aliens? Nobody here said anything about aliens. We think it's old munitions. ABC: There you have it, aliens
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Still adopting his Colbert Report persona, Stephen Colbert offers an hilarious defense of Melania Trump's plagiarized speech, concluding with "If only someone in this campaign enjoyed firing people"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name three currently existing things which you think will become completely obsolete in ten years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you thought that Zika was the biggest thing to fear in Rio then you haven't heard about the exorbitant roaming charges
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not new, but why not experince the first moon landing in real time with all the voice loops. Stagehand audio mysteriously missing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know your campaign's in trouble when its rhetoric is condemned by George W. Bush's speechwriter as "lacking seriousness and structure"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Locals freak out as clueless tourists jump into the raw sewage that is Rio de Janeiro's harbor. Correction, make that Baltimore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You misunderstood. What I meant was that we're not just white, we're also superior. So it's ok 'cause we're better. See?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can rest easy, patriots. Todd Starnes settles Trumplagiarism 2016: "I don't know anybody in their right mind who would lift anything from a Democrat's speech. So I'm going to give Mrs. Trump a pass on this one"
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(VideoSift)
 
 
 
The only three-minute video you will see today of nine hours spent making dots into a very cool picture, period
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Mon July 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Lima has just qualified for Rio 2016. LIMA TIME, BELIEVE IT
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Orioles minor league team the Bowie Baysox to honor the late David Bowie by changing their name to ... the Bowie Baysox. With uniforms that would make Ziggy Stardust proud
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL considering putting computer chips inside footballs. In other news, the Patriots have a new job posting for a hacker
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MMA fighter serious injured in match. Oh how bad can it be? Let's just look at the pictures and... Jesus Christ, what happened to his forehead?
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Axe rampage on German train leaves 21 injured, 1 shot. This never happens with Old Spice. UPDATE: Casualties now reported as 3 seriously injured, 1 slightly injured, 14 suffering from shock. Perp shot and killed by police
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas has the Patriots as favorites to win Superb Owl LI; be caught breaking the rules
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will the party unite? Will there be an anti-Trump riot? Will Chris Christie finally grow a spine and denounce the forces of evil? Where the hell is my drink? THIS is your 2016 RNC (Day 1) Thread "Burnin' Down The House" edition. (Starts at 1pm)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Marion Campbell, former Philadelphia Eagle player and coach, has now joined the 2016 club
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(Slate)
 
 
 
141 exceptionally luxurious things Trump has done to disqualify himself from being President. The list, much like his hands, appears to be too small
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Sun July 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
On the plus side, there apparently won't be a vodka shortage in Rio for the Olympics
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
"I would say not only bring Snowden back, but bring him into my administration as a member of the Cabinet, because we need people who are part of our national security administration who are really, very patriotic,"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The situation is berry serious, hopefully we can freezie organized crime in its tracks
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Canned wine finally going mainstream, for those of you keeping tabs on sector. "Wine apps, wine slushies, wine ice cream -- millennials are craving wine, and they want it presented in a different manner than prior generations"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles add to their hitting by signing Palmiero. Not a repeat from 1994
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian Intelligence Service (stop laughing) joins social media. Its first tweet? "Yes, we're on Twitter. Now it's your turn to follow us." Seriously, stop laughing
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles thinks Pokemon Go will be used to eliminate Christians. Same with the new Purge movie. The more likely scenario in the U.S. is Christians using Pokemon Go to eliminate anyone they hate. So, are we projecting Rick Wiles?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Air Canada takes look at shiatstorm of Rio Olympic games, says Fark this, we're outta here
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Mad Dash to Clean Up Rio's Guanabara Bay Before the Games and you can feel the same trying to deal with all the adware and trackers that page loads
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Have you been enjoying DOOM with the new Vulkan patch? Master of Orion? Stellaris? Catching them all in Pokemon Go? Playing as a blind, deaf, mute dwarf bard who sings through interpretative dance? Tell us
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers construct the "most beautiful face in the world" using parts from various celebrities, but the end result just looks creepy
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Photo captures spirit leaving body of crash victim. Prior to his death
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Vietnamese students perform mysteriously well on tests, and researchers have finally figured out why
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The reactions of various nations to Boris Johnson being named Foreign Secretary of the UK run the gamut from "Seriously, that guy?" to "Christ, what an asshole"
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
OrgasMe is sex turned into a hilarious card game with a twist: The first one having an orgasm loses the game. For 2-6 naughty players (Not safe for work)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Upon further review, the Notorious RBG regrets she dropped a truth bomb regarding the hating xenophobic oompa loompa fraudster
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Brownbackistan Republicans are using Koch brothers rhetoric to try to abolish public schools. Seriously, Kansas, what the f*ck is wrong with your state?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and his deputies are working furiously to stave off a serious movement to replace Trump at the convention; because he realizes the only thing worse for the GOP than Trump getting the nomination is him being denied it on national TV
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Not content to just have black people, Trump also apparently has jews too. But they're the most luxurious jews anywhere
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The denial of Tom Brady's four game suspension now raises the biggest question of the NFL off-season? Who is Jimmy Garoppolo, and can the Patriots recover from starting 0-4?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop: Sir, what's this meeting about? Superior: Well, we've been looking at your stops. Only two blacks? Cop: I stop everyone. Superior: Then, you've got something to work on. Cop: Oops, is that a voice recorder in my pocket?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science finds that grilling over charcoal is superior to turning meat into smoking garbage in a gas grill, so let us speak no more about this
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
It took tens of thousands of years for humans to domesticate dogs. But it's taken us just a few decades to invent far superior versions that don't poop
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(Time)
 
 
 
Let's take a look inside the Orion Nebula, which has a distinct lack of scantily clad green dancing women
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Small-government fanatics in the House about to vote on a massive expansion of the PATRIOT act
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
NBC announces it will continue to tape-delay the opening ceremony, because a) it cares about advertising and shareholders more than anything else, and b) its audience is made of sports-ignorant women. No, seriously, they said that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kim Dotcom announces that he's restarting Megaupload, jail could've used an interior designer but wasn't that bad otherwise
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Photographer visits the world's most famous landmarks, faces the wrong direction
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl's assignment to research 'notorious crimes in her hometown' leads to interesting results. For example, she discovered the identity of the infamous Soham Killer and in the process she found out what ever happened to her dear old dad
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is seriously considering a registered democrat for VP
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Johnson pulls out of Rio
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Scandals rock Equestria as Twilight is accused of not returning an overdue book for over five years. Is this a nefarious plot by some evildoer or just a filler episode? Find out on My Little Pony, Hiatusgatehazi, 11:30 AM ET, 1 PM in Newfoundland
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Fri July 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2016 MLB Home Run Derby bracket seeding announced, with Orioles' Mark Trumbo ranked No.1. Seattle now wishes they had him back, back, back
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not even the archbishop of Rio de Janeiro is safe: "As well as the shooting this 10 June, he was carjacked last July and robbed at gunpoint in September 2014 of his crucifix and a replica of a gold ring gifted to him by Pope Francis"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most luxurious way to catch norovirus ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton unveils her Democrat Dream Team, which is expected to take home the gold in Men's Basketball at the Rio Olympics
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe that it's just a coincidence so many people around the Clintons have mysteriously died"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's finally Friday and time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Master of Orion: Conquer the Stars? Stellaris? Overwatch? Perhaps some tabletop D&D? Or are you working your way through your backlog? Let us know
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"The Obama administration has prosecuted more leakers under the 1917 Espionage Act than all prior administrations combined." What make Hillary so special?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brazil says it plan to shoot down any aircraft that violate Olympic Games airspace, on the off chance that any terrorists manage to survive the Olympics themselves
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Rio Olympics has the most appropriate sponsor possible
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro mayor says the city will be ready for the Olympics. Apparently crews will be done with construction of the Athletes' Village quarters just as soon as the last shipment of cardboard arrives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not Just Saddam Hussein, here's a short list of other dictators and despots Trump has praised including Kim Jong Un, and the Chinese leaders who "showed strength" by massacring the "rioters" in Tienanmen Square
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
NASA's Curiosity Mars rover takes a nap after futzing around Mount Sharp too long... no need to worry because it's just changing its 'hiking' shoes
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
In addition to dead cheetahs, severed limbs, poop, and unpaid cops, here are all the reasons the Rio is Thunderdome
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Reality: Intoxicated man furiously pursues another car, gets out at a red light, and beats the driver through his open window. News Headline: Off-duty NYPD cop shoots unarmed motorist to death
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Zucker is getting divorced? Surely you can't be serious
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Awesome surprise video of John Cena talking about patriotism to the left. Drunken response from your many Fark uncles to the right. Happy belated 4th Y'All
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Someone you should know about - the guy running Trump's campaign, his son-in-law Jared Kushner. An orthodox Jew, and the son of a Democrat backer who Chris Christie sent to jail for some seriously sleazy shiat
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Serious monkey)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seriously intent drinker
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Brawl breaks out at 2:30 a.m. Sunday, shots fired, one dead, several seriously injured at a) Waffle House b) Chuck E. Cheese c) "family-oriented" country club
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mayor of Rio admits security for the Olympics is a complete shiatstorm of utter f*ckery
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby says happy 4th of July to you all, have any patriotic moments, stories, or memes to share?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The problem with being Muslim in Texas is that you never know when a group of armed patriots is going to attack, shoot, and stab you for being different from them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once over-50s pay off their mortgages, they have thousands of dollars a year available to put into various retirement savings plans. The advanta ... nope, they've already blown it all on cars, trips and restaurant meals every night
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Cheese dip: serious business
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
So few pro golfers are willing to play in the Olympics that you could probably represent your country if you just show up in Rio with a half-set of clubs next month. And the golfers who are afraid to play? "What a shower of wusses"
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(Wayne Dupree)
 
 
 
Actor Kevin Sorbo continues his career of taking serious liberties with the stories of figures from classical mythology by asserting Jesus would vote for Donald Trump
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
General Mills gets into the spirit of the Olympics with special edition Gold Medal Flour that will make you believe you just drank a refreshing glass of river water in Rio
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can now get a remote control your dog can use. Haven't we all wanted one of those? Comes with a hilarious "paws" button, cause it's a dog
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Some hikers are furious that Phoenix might close trails on 110-degree-plus days. "Every single day, I have the choice and the freedom as an adult to climb that mountain and look up and look amongst everybody and say, I'm here to live life"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Want to know how the massive IKEA dresser recall is going? Don't ask. Seriously, don't ask
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Ramen noodles: serious business
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, before you sneak out of the office early, your patriotic and pre-explodey Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Franken could be Vice President. At least he'd be a serious candidate, unlike the Trumpster. Weird to say about an SNL vet who probably did his share of coke
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A Wimbledon tennis player going on an uncontrollable screaming fit at the chair umpire? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer faces furious shareholders for what could be the last time. Although this time she has 55 very big reasons to smile
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's time again for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Master of Orion Early Access 5? Stellaris? Overwatch? Fallout 4? The train wreck that has been Mighty No 9? Or are you currently going through your backlog? Let us know
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Thu June 30, 2016
(The Influence)
 
 
 
How Victorian doctors tried to cure the mysterious female affliction "pathology of over-stimulated genitals"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump continues to NOT know how to run for President as surrogate attacks Elizabeth Warren with hilariously racist war whoop. Note to Trump: Elizabeth Warren isn't running for President
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing says we're ready for the Olympics quite like a mutilated body washing up on the volleyball beach venue
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Hell." "Whoever comes here will not be safe." "We are in a meltdown." Wow, strong words from Rio protesters. No, wait, sorry, just misread that. Police. That's all from the Rio police. So, uh, everyone just relax and enjoy themselves
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In order to avoid actually answering serious questions Team Hillary keeps the media on a short leash
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC: Wait, you're actually serious about moving the NBA All-Star game? Well, maybe we can afford to protect the children just a tiny bit less
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery sheen in Lake Ontario identified as oil leaking from a nuclear plant, which at least isn't as terrifying as the first explanation, which was 'Charlie'
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Science Friday)
 
 
 
Professor of structural biology at Imperial College in London Stephen Curry gives his thoughts on how the Brexit will affect science, the impact Kevin Durant would have with the Warriors
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
2000 A.D, the home of Judge Dredd, has made it to 2000 issues. Have fun by saying "I am the law" while picking it up in your best Stallone voice so the clerk can tell you that movie sucked and the Karl Urban movie is far superior
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin congratulates Britain on voting to leave the EU, saying the country "narrowly avoided becoming part in an apocalyptic one-world government." No. Seriously. She said that and believes it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shooting cans of spray paint and filming it at 2500fps is a glorious shower of color with great coverage
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Now that the bastards have settled the score, what is Littlefinger's fate? Will Daenerys and Tyrion leave Meereen? Will Ser Davos confront Melisandre over Shireen's pyre? It's your Game of Thrones Season Six Finale Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Google)
 
 
 
Breaking news, 1972: New Products Usually Beneficial to Consumer. Viz, various flavors of Jell-O for just 9 cents a package
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An undercover look inside the private prison industry: "The only thing that's important to us is that we go home at the end of the day. Period. So if them fools want to cut each other, well, happy cutting"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch Rio Ferdinand get utterly humiliated by world's best freestyle footballer
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 157, with Former UFC champion Rampage Jackson vs Olympic gold medalist Satoshi Ishii, Michael Chandler vs Patricky Pitbull, and the debut of Matt Mitrione. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card on Spike at 10 PM ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cyclist tweets picture of city bus idling in bike lane. Response: "That's policy, and it was only for a couple of minutes so STFU" Cyclist: "It's policy? Seriously? WTF" Mayor: "Yeah, change that policy, dumbasses." Subby unsure who to hate here
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's how to destroy things with liquid nitrogen (Seriously, don't try this at home)
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Out of 7000 "Run across hot coals to prove you're a fearless executive warrior" types attending a Tony Robbins seminar, there were 40 who thought they could stop, take a selfie, update Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and emerge unscathed
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As the GOG Summer Sale ends and the Steam Summer Sale begins, so returns the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Master of Orion? Stellaris? The new This War Of Mine: The Little Ones DLC? Let us know inside. Master of Magic for me
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Commander of Utah patriot "militia" arrested for trying to blow up a Bureau of Land Management office. Can we call these guys terrorists yet, or is that still not Patriotically Correct?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
"The Five Most Underrated Spielberg films," AKA "Seriously has this guy ever NOT made a good movie?"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tyrion, Cersei, Jon, Jaime and Daenerys will deposit half a million per episode into the Iron Bank for the next two seasons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: large, 176lb dark, gelatinous lump with pale cream interior. Suspected magical powers. Will consider trade for wife
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orioles reliever learns what Farkers have known for some time: chairs cannot be trusted
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative House Republicans are FURIOUS that Speaker Ryan is treating the Democrats who are staging a sit-in with a modicum of human decency "Nobody locked the doors, nobody shut off the lights and nobody did anything to keep food off the floor"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald, the delegates are revolting. "You bet, they stink on ice. The most luxurious of ice. See, if I was a delegate, and I'm not, I'd tell that loser to go get some better delegates and then I'd be proclaimed King of DelegateLand"
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
We investigate some of gaming's greatest mysteries, from the great hollow mountain of GTA V, to the mysterious corn fields of Portal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to launch "full-frontal assault" on Clinton. Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheating Russian track team, who were caught cheating, will not be banned from Rio Olympics for cheating. Cheating Russian Olympic Committee confirms cheating Russia will not boycott Olympics as a result of being caught cheating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Her name is Rio and she mugged you on the sand
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Tue June 21, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Popular downtown Louisville mascot seriously injured in unavoidably slow auto accident
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soldiers were forced to kill a tame jaguar that got loose during an Olympic torch photo op in what will surely become a metaphor for the games themselves
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lady friend is staying the night tonight. While I hope for sexytime, I don't want to make it seem implied. Should I inflate the aerobed prior to her getting here so she sees it and the evening isn't under pretenses?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The historical numbers are in, and after all that, the Warriors aren't even the second-best team ever
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Hardwick and "@midnight" have become one of the most politically conscious, hilarious shows on television. POINTS
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
While there were once oceans on Venus, a mysterious force stripped them away - but what?
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old and busted: Doing the Cherrios Challenge on your sleeping babies. New and even more bizarre: Doing the Cherrios Challenge on your pet lizard
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"One of the greatest moments in neutral sports fandom history" gets its due and proper in "Hey Warriors, You Are Choking Shiatbags"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Game 7: Come for the analysis of the Warriors inability to pull yet another rabbit out of a hat, stay for "punching LeBron James in the penis"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gunmen storm Rio hospital frequented by tourists in order to free a suspected drug trafficker. When all was said and done, a shootout left one dead, two wounded, and a massive attempt at coverup as it's six weeks before the start of the Olympics
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cavaliers win NBA championship, ending 52-year drought for city of Cleveland. Warriors vow to take it to the convention
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Game 7 of the NBA Finals for all the marbles. Will King James finally bring a championship to Cleveland, or will the Warriors be golden again? Here is your Game 7 thread, tip-off is at 8pm ET on ABC
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