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354 headlines found matching 'Rio'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The REAL Aflac duck reads the speech from Independence Day and it's just as gloriously funny as that sounds
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(19)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Forget the Riots, Missouri Mall may have made the worst commercial ever
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
The most popular NFL team in Florida is the New England Patriots... and a bunch of other NFL geography facts
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(57)
 
(Digital Ecologies Research)
 
 
 
Fark announces partnership with DERP. No, seriously
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(141)
 
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Forget riots and coups and airstrikes. Canadians are mourning a white squirrel
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(43)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
America's economy is growing. China's is booming. But Europe remains in the doldrums. Bankers are edgy. Global scenarios for years to come will be defined by today's interactions between these economies
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(36)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Masturbators not allowed: Erections Ontario
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Sat August 16, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Iraq vet claims Six Flags denied him entrance because of the patriotic, pro-Marine shirt he was wearing. The shirt, by the way, was just a picture of an assault rifle with the phrase "keep calm and return fire" below it
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(201)
 
(Livestream)
 
NewsFlash
 
Civil unrest in Ferguson continues with multiple reports of gunshots, and the riot batons and tear gas are back. LGT livestream (Possible Not safe for work language)
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Fri August 15, 2014
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New police chief in charge of Ferguson spends his first night meeting with protest leaders and walking the streets and -- surprise -- no riots. "I'm not afraid to be in this crowd"
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(173)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swiss train crashes into ravine, seriously injuring five. On the positive side, it all happened precisely on schedule
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(16)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Some people become superior athletes because of their *spins wheel* ...Tourette syndrome?
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(17)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We need to stop writing dystopian science fiction because it makes us fearful of technology, which could lead to medieval thinking and an abandonment of progress. This sounds like a great scenario for dystopian science fiction to tackle
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(67)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After years of Fark.com links highlighting this issue, the media finally gets serious in its PSAs: "Why power tools deserve respect: Seven tips to prevent amputation during DIY"
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You knows what's funny? A St. Louis alderman was arrested in the Ferguson riots for "not listening." Okay maybe less funny 'ha ha' and more funny 'uh oh' (Possibly not safe for work images in sidebar articles)
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Baltimore City Paper)
 
 
 
The third season of House of Cards will feature some riotous pussy
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Mon August 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel got serious scientists to participate in their "Shark Week" pseudoscience disasters by a) lying to them about the true purpose of the interviews, b) later editing answers from unrelated questions together, c) all of the above
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(120)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Gravity Schmavity, yoga teachers need to stop telling women they can't do headstands on their periods
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(53)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
German truck driver convicted of shooting at other motorists 700 times over a five year period without managing to hit even one
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(32)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
After a night of rioting and looting, St. Louis residents experience a city wide walk of shame
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(653)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
All police jurisdictions in the STL area responding to riots and looting in Ferguson, MO, after a protest march turns violent
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(558)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh wait, you're serious
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(56)
 
(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Pray for Omarion's baby
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(14)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FCC wants YOUR input on the ATT/DirectTV & Comcast/TWC mergers. Stop laughing, they're serious and won't approve the deal unless you OK it. Also, the National Weather Service would like your input on Sunday's scheduled thunderstorm
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(55)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern chariot
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(16)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Alberto Del Rio fired by WWE for unleashing "El Echarpe de la Muete" on WWE.com webmaster
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(49)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some mysterious pilot flew his float plane underneath a traffic bridge on the Ottawa River yesterday afternoon, apparently just because he could. Tag is for you, sir (pics, video)
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(84)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Market Basket: We're gonna lay you rioting assholes off on Sunday if you don't start working. Market Basket CEO: Ignore them, we're *not* going to lay you off on Sunday...well not this Sunday at least
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Thu August 07, 2014
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In bid to prod sites to not get so damn hacked all the time, Google's updated search algorithm now prioritizes secure HTTPS pages over plain old HTTP pages
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Missile strike directly in front of vehicle creates serious skid marks (w/video)
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(37)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
"For a movie about talking reptiles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles takes itself way too seriously"
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Double amputee soldier from Georgia, seriously injured while serving in Afghanistan, sets a world record for planche push-ups
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC raises Ebola outbreak alert to Level One. Everybody panic. No, seriously. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(256)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Researchers make fruit flies perform aerobatics like victorious Spitfire pilots
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(13)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
It appears that Chad Johnson's grasp of a CFL playbook rivals that of the Patriots playbook
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(21)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
58% of Americans are unpatriotic assholes. Damn hippies
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(166)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that we're in the Hot Sister galaxy, Marion Barry cracks up his car, and the joy of homophones: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/27 - 8/2
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA once used Nichelle Nichols to recruit female and ethnic astronauts, because seriously, who could resist Uhura in the mirror universe costume?
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the dust up between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber may have been precipitated when Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio essentially told Beiber to go home and get his shine box
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(53)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Jim Brady dies at age 73, will be buried after a five-day waiting period
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(410)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion was shutting down Justin Bieber long before Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio made it cool
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chrissie Hynde says she used to smoke pot with John McEnroe when he played at Wimbledon. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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(70)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Remember the entire Orioles organization and fans breathing a sigh of relief after trading away Jim Johnson? Well, about that
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(22)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Old news: Google spend millions on huge mysterious barges. New and exciting: Google scrap barges without ever saying what they were for
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(62)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Marion Barry involved in wrong-way crash in DC. Ditch set him up
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(46)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The last surviving member of the great Atlanta Braves broadcasting trio of Ernie Johnson, Skip Caray, and Pete Van Wieren is no longer the last surviving member of the great Atlanta Braves broadcasting trio. RIP Professor
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(12)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hey guys let's go test our new ferry in seriously big waves with the front loading ramp down, 'cause that would be uncontrolled bowel evacuationy fun
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Worse case scenario: the Phillies will pay Cliff Lee over $45M to not throw a pitch through the 2015 season. That's some fine fiscal planning Lou
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Who would take Edmonton Oilers MDMA, and be perpetually waiting for it to kick in? Or Ottawa Senators meth, which costs half what it did three years ago and is one-fourth as effective? Or Maple Leafs mushrooms, an Ontario fungus growing since 1967?"
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(29)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Question raised whether North Carolina restaurant's discount is a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 by discriminating against Christians who take the admonition of Matthew 6:5-6 seriously
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mysterious lake that suddenly appeared in a drought-stricken region of Tunisia last month is being hailed a miracle by locals. Tests now show the lake is radioactive
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(97)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA & NH AGs: Oh hai, Market Basket. I see you're going through a bit of a worker riot. Well we just wanted to tell you that we're gonna watch you and make sure you don't treat your employees like crap when you fire them. Have a nice day
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Notorious R.B.G. loves it when you call her big Justice
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(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon and Tom Hiddleston have a serious bromance going on
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Less than 24 hours after its launch Reganbook (yes really) an alternative social media app that bills itself "Facebook for Patriots" had to be taken offline to scrub the flood of porn, obscenity and troll posts that hit the site
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(196)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Judge tells world's worst pot grower to find a job he's better at than the drug trade: "I think you should seriously consider taking up another occupation because you are not very good at this one"
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(46)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I told my mother I was joining a dating website. She was curious and started checking it out. She is now pretending to be a 28 year-old woman and is catfishing a guy. And I'm not getting a single message. What do I do?
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sexy Hula Hoop Girl has some serious competition -- Sexy Staff Girl
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(26)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
All 30 Mario Kart 8 characters reviewed. Come for [your favorite], stay for the validation of your hatred of [your least favorite]
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Body of an apparent stowaway found in the wheel well of a U.S. Air Force C-130. Allows your crazy uncle to merge his Ebola-spreading and border-crossing rants into one doomsday scenario
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(28)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
I'm a lesbian marrying a man. I'm not a heterosexual. I am not a bisexual. I am still a lesbian. A pregnant lesbian. And marrying the man I fell in love with. Stop oppressing me. Seriously. You're doing it again
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(282)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Serious drinker lists 18 overrated beers that survive only on their cult status
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(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Columnist believes the GOP is now the "party of reform." Oh wait, he's serious
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(181)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what illegal grilling is, but apparently it's pretty damn serious in New York
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(111)
 
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
How about those NCAA student athletes? Oregon QB Marcus Mariota's grueling classload this year: golf and yoga
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(36)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Dad furious after Wal-Mart refuses to sell him beer because he was shopping with his 15-year-old daughter
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(296)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Here is the only negative review of Guardians of the Galaxy (so far), but what's even stranger is this critic claims Marvel movies are built on "an unshakeable foundation of self-seriousness"
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(84)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Hilariously accurate food slogans. Really, are Lay's potato chips anything but flavored air?
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(38)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China's military has been weakened by corruption, bureaucracy and political indoctrination, and their lack of experience and discipline is a serious danger to the Asia-Pacific region. However, what the PLA lacks in training, they make up in numbers
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(101)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious, repeated bursts of radio waves from space are baffling astronomers. "Nothing has been ruled out at the moment - not even the kind of outrageous claims you'd expect to see in tabloid headlines"
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season four, it's Hercules and the Captive Women, featuring a good-natured, tired-looking Hercules. Joel, Servo, and Crow turn this poorly edited film into a riotous episode. "He's a karma chameleon. They come and go"
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(8)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eva Peron's limo for sale. Lots of power, stylish exterior, may unexpectedly stop running
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
River in China mysteriously turns blood-red overnight
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(91)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Seriously North Korea, that's what you think a hamburger looks like?
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(181)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: Mark us down for the glorious whole experience of 2016
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(163)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A rather laborious thing to go through just to save the bride's wedding day, ya think? (Some Not safe for work images on article page)
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(29)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Why Parents of Young Children Can NEVER Sleep In...No, Seriously
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(44)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalized in serious condition after attempting to park
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Experts say social media can feed into Munchausen by proxy syndrome. I hope this goes green, because my son is mysteriously sick and we can't figure out what's wrong, and seeing his old dad get a greenlight full of sympathy would really help
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-Gaza protest in Paris unexpectedly turns into anti-Semitic rioting by youths of studiously omitted nationality and religion
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(214)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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(176)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Skye McCole Bartusiak is now an ex-Patriot
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(36)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dealing a serious blow to their postseason chances, the San Diego Padres trade their closer to the Angels
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lego Super Mario Bros aquarium is the coolest. Aquarium. EVER
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(30)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(170)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pray for Omarion
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(19)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Silly Putty - Serious stuff. Hardly silly
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(35)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In one remote African village, the men have convinced the women that it is their sacred rite to paint the exterior walls of their homes
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Radio host calls Erin Andrews 'a gutless b----' after allowing Adam Wainwright to backtrack on Derek Jeter remarks. "How is that social media's fault? I seriously hate her so much. Social media is the reason she has a big house"
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(104)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If Richard Branson's massive wealth, luxurious golden locks, or devil-may-care grin can't persuade you to give up meat, nothing will
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(146)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Real Americans" in Texas are now free to display their patriotism with license plates that feature the flag of their favorite country. No, not this one
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(107)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scottish mayor steps down after a month on the job, a period in which he and his girlfriend managed to get banned from all 36 pubs in his town (pics)
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Amazon makes $219 million a day and is laughing their way to the bank, right? Actually, their net profit was only $108 million for the entire 90-day period, including free shipping
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(53)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only person hotter than German World Cup hero Mario Goetze right now is his girlfriend. Wow
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
26,000 British children ages 5 to 9 have been hospitalized in the past year for a) rotten teeth b) seriously, it really is rotten teeth c) fark's sake, these kids' teeth make Shane MacGowan look like an Osmond
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(93)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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(29)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russell Stover about to have a serious Lindt problem
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(35)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korean advances to World Cup final. Most Glorious Exalted Leader Kim Jong-un has already scored 32 goals in the first 2 minutes over the capitalist dogs
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(28)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Latest cybersecurity bill: poses serious threats to our privacy...yep. Gives the government extraordinary powers to silence potential whistleblowers,... oh hell yeah. Exempts from transparency laws..... stop, drop and roll baby, it's in there
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: "I can beat Hilary Clinton." Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder
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(61)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fast 7 Furious 7 cuts a racing scene because they didn't want anyone else to die. So to recap, a movie about speedy cars will feature none
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(26)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For a few glorious years in the mid-1960s, the Green Monster showed the world what six wheels and the engine from an F-104 Starfighter could do
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Costco and Google, in a nefarious conspiracy, are out to get poor old Dinesh D'Souza
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(179)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck announces he wants patriotic Americans to join him for an event at the McAllen Detention center... to deliver food, toys and soccer balls to the children being held there and to advocate for letting them stay
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorists in Iraq have chemical weapons, according to--wait, no, come back, I'm serious this time
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(73)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Man from New Hampshire goes to Kansas, manages to make it onto Fark with a seriously impressive police chase. Fark judges give this one a 9.7
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(61)
 
(The Moveable Fest)
 
 
 
Justin Lin talks about the four-hour-talk it took to convince Vin Diesel to come back to the Fast & Furious franchise, but only after looking at Vin's Dungeons & Dragons collection
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(48)
 
(Taste of Cinema)
 
 
 
20 recent Oscar bait movies that failed miserably, otherwise known as Leo DiCaprio's last 20 movies
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(74)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governor of Maine met with a domestic terrorist movement to discuss hanging his political rivals for treason. No, seriously
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Braves, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the Washington Insensitive Name for Native Americans all have stadiums on land that was dispossessed from various Indian tribes
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(52)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith: "I feel good about our team making a Super Bowl run". Everyone Else: Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(58)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Brownsville Herald)
 
 
 
Everybody can relax, even as we speak a citizens coalition of patriot militia is headed to the Texas border to deal with the recent flux of child immigrants
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(358)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Another streetlight on Mars photographed by Curiosity
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(59)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Finally, something crazier than Rod Ford is going to come out of Ontario
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(16)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Staggeringly hot, dresses like a '50s model, bakes some seriously freaky-ass pies - I think we've found Fark's perfect woman
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(81)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Top 10 most patriotic action movies, complete with one-liners and homo-eroticism
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(49)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most patriotic July 4th beer? Anthem Golden Ale, which honors Francis Scott Key
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(15)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten most patriotic songs to listen to this Independence Day. However, there will be some controversy over the fact that the #2 video is not in the #1 spot
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(58)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scholar alleges Declaration of Independence has punctuation error that causes routine but serious misunderstanding of document. If you thought Jefferson simply wrote all men have right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, you're wrong. Period
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(113)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
This July 4th, celebrate Ted Nugent and his superior patriotism, says Ted Nugent
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(159)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Airplane!" turns 34. Surely you can't be serious
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(183)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Chasing Green)
 
 
 
15 Uses for a mysterious substance called "leftover beer"
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(22)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rioters surround bus full of traumatized children. Local Official: "When people are scared and don't have all the information, they have a right to react"
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(324)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
UFC Fight clips with commentary is the funniest thing on the internet. Seriously
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(46)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
NASA chief visiting California rocket factory today in theatrical bit about how the US is supposedly serious about sending people to space again
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(60)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finland's schools are trying to combat attention deficit disorder by trying a radical experiment where kids are given unstructured "free play" time periodically throughout the school day. Or as we used to call that, "recess"
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(72)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Archeologists find a pair of 4,000-year-old chariots in Georgia, conclude NASCAR older than thought
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(74)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has serious money problems. Like most Americans, she has too much of it
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(92)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Mike Myers to be featured alongside his various characters on CanadaPost stamp sheet this summer. No, "The Love Guru" won't be on there
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(30)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Katrina vanden Heuvel blasts Bill Kristol and other Conservative mouthpieces who supported George W. Bush's Iraq incursion and are now criticizing President Obama, calling them "armchair warriors who should enlist in the Iraqi army"
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(158)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sonic gets serious about competing with McDonald's and Burger King
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(124)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You cannot be serious
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(8)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
30 years later, someone completes Super Mario Bros. in under 5 minutes
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(31)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Supreme Court justice caught 69ing. Yes, seriously
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(54)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(38)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Which country, other than the hosts, sold the most World Cup tickets? More than Argentina, Germany and England combined. USA USA USA
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(99)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curiosity celebrates one year on Mars. Sure feels like longer
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(81)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP divided on Export-Import bank. Seriously? This is what they first get divided over post-Cantor?
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(71)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Endless looping math gifs are seriously trippy
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(35)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TSA stormtrooper thugs arrest innocent birther patriot Joseph Farah for exercising God-given Second Amendment right to bring a loaded pistol through airport security. THANKS, OBAMA
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(133)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Wife of "dreamy mug shot man" furious about his Internet fame. Fark agrees, points Internet to hundreds of way hotter mug shots
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(82)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Trio of ugly-ass black footed cats make debut at Phila. Zoo. Bonus, they're named after Daenerys' dragons (Warning: auto-play video)
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(20)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More than twenty years after he was secretly videotaped smoking crack, Marion Barry still says he never smoked crack. "Never smoked crack - as simple as that"
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(131)
 
(Some Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Bemused newspaper dutifully reports on the rise of a new crimefighter in Gays Mills, Wisconsin. Someone took their Champions character a little too seriously
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(36)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So what kind of dugout reception do you get after hitting your first home run in 87 games and 338 at-bats? Let's ask the Orioles
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(22)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
In 'I didn't know you could do that' news, Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman traded his number to Ubaldo Jimenez for a Rolex watch
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(12)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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(34)
 
(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to have Mark Emmert Fan Appreciation Night: "During the game, fans will be permitted to move from their seat location designated by their ticket, subject to a one inning waiting period, if they desire a different view"
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(9)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Texas woman was arrested for what? A) Drinking and driving. B) Picking up six children after swim class. C) Making the children ride home on the hood and trunk of the car so her car interior wouldn't get wet. Or D) All of the above
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(71)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(icydk.com)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $7 million for ocean conservation to the State Department's Our Ocean Conference in Washington, DC. Then goes back to his hotel room to roll around on his makeshift bed of Victoria's Secret Angels and piles of money
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, competitive fishing is serious business, as evidenced by this man who used bleach to kill off $20,000 worth of his competitor's bait fish
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to distract from his distraction from Benghazi, Obama takes custody of one of the guys who killed a border patrolman during Fast and Furious, which in hindsight was also a distraction from Benghazi
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(49)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Patriots rumored to have copy of Jets playbook. Said to be one page diagram on how to run into own linemen and cause catastrophic failure
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A sample of entries in the National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest 2014. And yeah, there are some seriously awesome pictures here
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(48)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The good news: turns out the vast majority of ISP's are indeed delivering the bandwidth they promised. And the bad news: for only very short periods of time, of course
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(54)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
New riot control drones will shoot pepper spray, and blinding lasers into your eyes. You have 30 seconds to comply
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(93)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The best survival show PERIOD. Ex-military Joe Teti and primitive survival hippie expert Matt Graham battle hot, humid temperatures in Vietnam. Discovery Channel 9PM eastern - Season 2 Episode 9: THIS is the OFFICIAL Dual Survival discussion thread
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(39)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
30 years later, people are still finding glitches in Super Mario Bros. like this newly discovered infinite lives glitch (w/video)
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Why video games are meant to be played at your house with friends and not online with strangers. For you hardcore gamers, 'friends' are complicated NPCs with whom you can interact over long periods of time, engaging in barter and missions
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie still fapping to the War on Drugs. "That picture of Christie sucking up to The Imperious Pig Nixon is enough to make me puke"
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(18)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The CEO of Exxon-Mobil isn't going to let a little thing like patriotism or a direct request from the United States government stop him from travelling to Moscow and doing business deals with people the US has imposed sanctions on
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The FBI has a hilariously outdated glossary of internet slang words. ROFL
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(96)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here is an updated outlook for the US after defeating Ghana. Detailed descriptions of each possible scenario to the left, rants about how your drunken explanation in a previous thread was better to the right
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(63)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"It's been argued for years that some of the best music of the modern era has come from video games. One of the best additions to this grand collection is Portrait of a Plumber, a Super Mario 64 Remix album by OCremix'
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(121)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tells cops he was "only joking" when he doused his wife with gasoline and tried to set her on fire, then threatened her with knives when he couldn't get a spark. Yeah, that's hilarious
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California salmon migrating by truck this year, say all that swimming is too hard and uncomfortable compared to the luxurious climate controlled American made cab of a Ford F-150
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(31)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Utah has rejected 995 vanity plates for various reasons, including perceived obscenities and overt obscenities. Here's a look at what they found offensive
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(109)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
New England Patriots championship ring worth $10k? I'll give you $150 for it - it's just going to sit around for a while on the shelf, best I can do
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(33)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Yo' cousin's so fat he stores all of his marijuana in his stomach fat rolls. No, seriously
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(36)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion be executed? Will Jon Snow survive? Will Arya Stark do anything? Will there be dragons? Will Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor? Find out in the Season Finale of Game of Thrones. The action begins at 9PM ET
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(584)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"...schools have tried to avoid the ambiguity by mandating that students get explicit verbal permission before making any sexual advance...The only way around the rule is if students have a prior verbal agreement to use a pre-arranged hand signal"
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(198)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(359)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Obama pronounces "GIF" with a hard "G", the same as everybody but a few obsessive nerds who want to feel superior do
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(167)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Trio of massive solar flares set to hit earth on Friday, June 13. I'm sure everything will be just fi
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario heads to the polls today in a general election between a massive douche, a turd sandwich, a Commie and a bunch of tree-huggers. As always in Canadian contests, rouges are expected to be key
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(253)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This set of handy cheat sheets will let you tell the difference between an open-carry American patriot and a deranged mass killer. Situational awareness hint: look for the package of Oreos
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(388)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns not only used to be good, but they were a dynasty, and virtually revolutionized the sport. Seriously. Quit laughing
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"False flag attacks by the US government to take your guns away are getting so numerous and so easy to spot, you have to wonder why they keep trying. Seriously, it didn't work the first 100 times. The Masonic International Bankers should stop trying"
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(73)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Academics debate whether competitive eating is a sport or a spectacle. "There is something about the notion of eating performatively under a short period of time that brought a community together. It's a very strange concept"
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(25)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Machado apologizes for his behavior against the Oakland A's. If you look closely, you can see the Orioles' PR director's lips moving
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(36)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Provincial election in Ontario on Thursday could be decided by World Cup soccer game in Brazil 4,000 miles away
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the best trick shot pros are in Rio for the World Cup in the coolest ad of the day
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(10)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
If NHL teams were the houses in Game of Thrones. Tyrion and Joffrey would look pretty good with Jon Quick and Dustin Brown jerseys, respectively
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(15)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Spurs cramp the Heat's style? Will LeBron make it through the entire game? Can anyone stop Mario Chalmers? It's YOUR game two NBA Finals thread as the action starts at 8 pm EST
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(341)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In his book, "The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark," Carl Sagan outlined three paranormal claims that deserve serious investigation. This video is an example of the third
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(60)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
People making up their wills urged to consider including who will get their passwords to various social media sites after they die
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(13)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Is it a bird, is it a plane...no, it's a mysterious glowing trail in radio images of the sky
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(15)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hey kids in Seattle, why don't you go play in the streets? No, seriously. Go play in the streets
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(36)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Paul Walker's brother joins the Fast and Furious franchise "permanently." Because not even death can stop a cash cow
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of lame Fark Admins Fark-blocking your expertly-written and hilarious headlines? Well, you can now always get your links greenlit with this new site
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(34)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, Mark Teixiera's fake talk show is uncomfortably hilarious
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(17)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Watching Marvel try to figure out who is the coolest, hippest director of the moment is becoming vaguely hilarious
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(53)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
European stocks dodge blue shell as Super Mario Draghi brings sledgehammer down on deflation by cutting ECB interest rate to -0.1%
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The TEA party has declared another RINO hunt, backing an upstart challenger running in the GOP primary to unseat that wishy-washy, secret liberal icon of the GOP establishment: Eric Cantor. Yes, seriously
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(45)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox news: Bowe Berghdahl's father's long beard makes him look like a member of the Taliban. Next up, super-patriot and all around swell guy, Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson
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(168)
 
(Distractify)
 
 
 
You know when I first clicked on this link I was like "*sigh* here we go" but you know what? There are some positively awesome pictures in this collection. Seriously. Check it out
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(58)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Mario Draghi has mastered letting anticipations guide the market
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(3)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The latest addition to "No seriously. This isn't an Onion article": Hurricanes With Female Names Kill More People, Study Claims
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(46)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Bootista's blue period going to last? Did Demonkane's Hellfire and Brimstone help Stephanie McMahon dry off after her accident? Will every PPV match be restaged once again for WWE Monday Night Raw at 8 PM on USA?
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(1661)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hero, Patriot, Deserter, words that get thrown around way too quickly
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(241)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
"You think this is a Farking game?" - Luigi, Mario Kart 8
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marriott hotel chain advertises: We want to be the go-to hotel for all Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transgenders
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(51)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jon Runyan lives by a warrior's code, something we cannot begin to understand, and New Jersey GOP politics are too dirty, even for him
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(24)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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(51)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Forget Nutella: There's a new spread in town made of crushed caramel biscuits and it's being described as "crack in a jar' by users. "'Seriously guys, it's made out of cookies. Can you believe we used to eat peanut butter?'" (pic)
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(60)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter "troll" hit with restraining order by judge, who says the man will be arrested if he makes contact with the members of Coldplay or Rachel Riley. The Internet: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(18)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The ten worst tracks in Mario Kart history. Let's go take a ride on Rainboooooooooooooooow Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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(69)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That wasn't really the Montgomery Police Chief you saw fleeing an accident scene before getting into another accident just minutes later. It was his evil twin brother. Seriously
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(15)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ has V. Stiviano on tape mocking black people as part of an old reality show pilot. I guess this means that Mario Chalmers is now NBA finals MVP
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez would kill to have some money to pay for his lawyers. No seriously he'd do it. Allegedly of course
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(18)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sex toys √ Drugs √ A positive pregnancy test √ AMC Gremlin with a completely pink fuzz interior √ Naked photos √ A cut handcuff hanging on the steering wheel √ Just another day in the life of a Las Vegas valet (SFW)
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(33)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
The RAPID deterioration of Detroit according to Google Street View is both shocking and sad and Obvious
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(128)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois demonstrates its superior compassion in health care by spending $12 million on care for dead people, and will deal with this by trading the corpses to New York for several thousand Democratic voters to be named later
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Glorious Russian cat stands at attention during National Anthem. Does your puny American cat show the same amount of pride in his country, or just lie there licking its nether regions when your anthem plays?
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(81)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrating high school graduation is hilarious since in retrospect it's not that great of a milestone in transitioning to adulthood. What IS a milestone of maturity that isn't marked or celebrated?
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(57)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Open-source encryption darling TrueCrypt has mysteriously gone out of development. Speculation on what happened to the right
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(140)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is why you don't outsource patriotism: Korean War memorial outsourced to Egyptian company is a historical photoshop horror
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(81)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Verizon: Although we are currently collecting various government subsidies because we claim we are a public utility, it totally wouldn't be fair to regulate us as a public utility
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(16)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese woman furious to discover husband isn't superfan of "Frozen" like she is, separates and moves to her parents' home. "If you can't understand what makes this movie great, there's something wrong with you as a human being"
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(116)
 
(Simons Foundation)
 
 
 
Remember back in the '70s, when Russian scientists said that trios of particles can arrange themselves in an infinite nesting-doll configuration, and we told them to stop smoking weed and do real science? Apparently, they were right
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(19)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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(392)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Racism hits new low as Norwegians called the "Canadians of the Nordics" by Swedes. "Because of their cute accent, I can't take Norwegians seriously. They might be really, really angry, but because of their accent it's amusing just to listen to them"
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(92)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Through his innovative use of words, Shakespeare changed the English language and once accidentally released the Carrionites from the Deep Darkness
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(21)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
A cryptanalyst decodes The Great Cipher and determines the true identity of the man in the iron mask. Spoiler alert: it's not Leonardo DiCaprio
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Someone is calling for an end to the week, to stop dividing time into periods, and redefine culture entirely because he has to work weekends
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(96)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
A mysterious liquid is seeping out of crypts in Alabama. No word on if it is swallowing up anyone it touches or feeding negative energy into an old painting
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(127)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Not News: Your new MLB home run leader is an Oriole. News: Not Chris Davis or Adam Jones
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'All I can tell you is that I thought it would help us as a family.' What is the 'it' this man is talking about? A) Family counseling, B) Donating their time to various charities together, or C) Robbing banks together
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(16)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So, according to Fox News' expert, who is responsible for a misogynist active shooter furious that women rejected his advances? A) The gays B) The gays, or C) The gays
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(315)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
The West Final has taken 2 days off to taunt us a second time. Can the Kings continue to have the answers to periods three? Will the Black Hawks repeat "none shall pass" or "not dead yet"? Be sure you've already got one & that it's very nice @8PM ET
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(451)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Japan declares new national holiday in latest attempt to prevent Japanese employees from working themselves to death. Seriously
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(29)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priorities, priorities. Should I find someone to watch my two and three-year-old sons or just leave them in the car with crushed up pills and drug paraphernalia while I go to the beauty salon to get a Brazilian wax?
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(87)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa (R-eally?) says newly released White House e-mails include damning email evidence. The evidence? That the White House contacted Youtube about the video that the White House thought had started the protests. Seriously
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(206)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The House Science committee does not devote it time to myths like global warming. Instead it involves itself with serious subject such as how to get more of its members guest spots on Ancient Aliens. Note that I said "more"
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Feng Shui: serious business
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(49)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
World gold supply is running low; miners race to find Deney Terrio and shake him by the ankles until he gives up the goods
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(45)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Pssst.. let's look into the life of an NYU college student by going through the HUGE pile of luxurious garbage they leave behind when classes are out
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(79)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles' Chris Davis doubles his season home run total in three consecutive at bats
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Mario Batali pens cocktail recipe for the New York Times that calls for Havana Club rum, which just happens to be contraband in the U.S
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mysterious 'fairy circles' confound science
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 16-year-old is arrested for robbery. News: After his mom drove him to the police station and turned him in. FARK: Grandma also shows up and the two furious women take turns yelling at the him
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(48)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Would you like to buy a vowel, you Unpatriotic Racist?
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(109)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Dozens of microbial species may have accompanied the Curiosity rover to Mars. Oops
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(46)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steve Carell is Oscar bait with his new Cannes movie. Dwight Schrute seen practicing his serious face
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic sailors getting ready for Rio's exciting new events: sewer slooping, floating mattress slalom, and the ever popular "if he falls overboard just leave him cause he's gone"
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop some screens from Glorious Leader's upcoming video game
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(24)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Flyers have the highest winning percentage in the NHL over the past 39 years. The most playoff wins. Most appearances in the Stanley Cup finals and semi-finals. One of the highest payrolls every year. And zero championships in that period
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In today's "You serious? Let me laugh even harder" moment: Dallas Cowboys cornerback Brandon Carr says he is "trying to take over the league"
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(12)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Apparently entertainment reporters at Cannes are just making things up in a desperate attempt to meet deadlines: Russian punk band Pussy Riot denies reports that they are starring with James Franco in the "Spring Breakers" sequel
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious green blobs appear in the Andes Mountains. UNIT believes the Adipose are using camouflage in an attempt to infiltrate the world
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(38)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion's innocence be proven? Will Jon Snow show the Watch he knows something? Will Daenerys put her trust in Daario? Will Tywin and The Hound face off? Find out tonight at 9PM ET. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(243)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Rio's new "World Cup" Police look exactly like secret police SWAT eams from Terry Gilliam's Brazil
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(106)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
More people suffer serious head injuries in car accidents than in bike accidents. So why do all the mandatory helmet laws only target bicyclists?
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(169)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
The Ukrainian army abandons a fully armed, functional tank in the middle of a busy street. Curious civilians: Hey, what does this button do?
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(67)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season five, it's Warrior of the Lost World, starring that guy from The Paper Chase and the bald woman from the Star Trek Movie surviving the apocalypse. Joel, Servo, and Crow savage this awful film. "Ohio looks great after the apocalypse"
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(13)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
STFU Jason Whitlock. I know you're tired of hearing that, and we all wonder why you're given an audience, but, seriously, STFU
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(87)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Thousands and thousands of videos, uploaded nearly every day. Each one is the same, structure-wise: 10 slides of shapes, shown over 11 seconds, over various random tones. Nobody has a clue what the videos are supposed to be"
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(84)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(DCist)
 
 
 
To the surprise and horror of the organizers, Operation American Spring somehow appears to have overestimated expected participation by about 9,999,850 patriots
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(340)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST
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(490)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazil's Sports Minister on riots regarding upcoming FIFA World Cup seems wildly optimistic about attendance: "There's no reason to panic ahead of receiving three million Brazilian tourists"
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(14)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
What if Yoshi was a real dinosaur? SPOILER: doesn't work out well for Mario
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
FCC: You know how we said we'd reconsider this net neutrality paid priority thing? We lied
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(888)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles' Tommy Hunter picks the 9th inning with 2 outs to bring back the ghost of Jim Johnson
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(13)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
The original trio reunites for Universal Studios' "Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts." Figures it would take place in a building full of money
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(59)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Watching Kylie Minogue being shunned by a contestant on The Voice Australia is both hilarious and depressing
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(98)
 
(CIPD)
 
 
 
One in five new employees fail to pass probationary period at new jobs, which is surprising, because basically all you're expected to do for the first three months at a new job is wear some sort of shirt and show up on time
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(105)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tyrion's outburst at his trial for regicide (alternate ending)
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elevator Boogaloo 2: Shiat Just Got Serious. Solange deletes Beyoncé pics from Instagram
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(21)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Physicists measure second Efimov resonance of three particles in an ultracold quantum gas, proving for the first time the periodicity of this universal physical phenomenon experimentally. Well, duh
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Big Brother's Big Brother" I heard this from Big Brother's little sister's cousin's once removed aunt's half brother's step grandmother's great niece who saw him watch Big Brother at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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(4)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Super Mario/GOT mashup. Yoshi sits on the Koopa shell throne
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(8)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mysterious radiation leak caused by (a) rusty containers, (b) tsunami, (c) using wrong brand of kitty litter
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(24)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese author specializes in collecting odd examples of WWII domestic propaganda, such as pics of school principals working naked to show their toughness and patriotism. "Most readers enjoy them. Many have said, 'Oh, this is just like North Korea'"
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(30)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Food waste called "a serious problem" in Canada as nation throws out a shocking amount of still edible ketchup chips, Coffee Crisps, double-doubles, beaver tails, poutine and seal flipper pie
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter tries to be clever on Twitter. Twitter responds hilariously (some pics may be graphic)
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(202)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Tyrion Lannister is the worst Game of Thrones player since Ned Stark
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(220)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Were you watching the trial of Tyrion Lannister and thinking "wow, this trial is really an allegory for how libertarianism is unjustly judged in the court of public opinion"? If you're the guy who said "yes", you apparently wrote this article
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(187)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal furious that a private business can decide who it wants to hire and fire based on market forces
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(73)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those who missed last night's Game of Thrones, here's Tyrion's speech at the end of the episode. Also known as an "the clip they'll be playing at the Emmy's next year"
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(116)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The mysterious origins of Scooby-Doo and his gang. Turns out they were pretty much a Dobie Gillis ripoff with Shaggy subbing for Maynard. Well zoinks
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows that if you still carry cash in your wallet, you are a historical curiosity
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(145)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Hypable)
 
 
 
It's Westeros's Trial of the Century as Tyrion stands accused of murder. Will his innocence be proved? Will Yara rescue Theon? How will Daenerys wield power? It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET
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(217)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Under new ownership, Hydrox cookies are about to reappear on store shelves across America. This is bad news for the "inferior-tasting" Oreo
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(153)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
"Gareth Edwards spent millions upon millions of dollars to make highly sophisticated computers recreate the look and feel of classic Toho monster brawl action, and it is absolutely glorious"
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(34)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Internet troll meets champion heavyweight boxer. Hilarious justice ensues
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(87)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clothing-optional book clubs catching on, where topless members read books "from hardboiled crime yarns to ancient-astronaut tracts to the indescribably glorious ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FARK MACHINE"
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(35)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious hot metal object hits man's house from above. Police deny any knowledge of UFOs, streetlights
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(22)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
IOC realizes having Rio host the Olympics in two years is shaping up to be a brasillion-dollar clusterfark, asks London what they're doing in 2016
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans scoffed, but Obama and Cuomo have ended billions in Medicaid fraud in New York and replaced it with thousands of millions in Medicaid fraud. It's an unqualified and glorious success and you haters can suck it and suck it HARD
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(56)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brave patriots harass and threaten a sinister government employee on a highway for the dastardly deed of driving a government vehicle while on the job
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(226)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Meet the tallest high school hoopster in the country. With bonus hilarious pics of him towering over reporter, cameraman
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(14)
 
(Fanbolt)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence jealous of Kristen Stewart? Even Jennifer Lawrence thinks that's hilarious
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(57)
 
(Ustream)
 
 
 
The four commercial high-definition video cameras that were installed on the exterior of the International Space Station last month are now broadcasting live views of Earth
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(50)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If it's wrong to laugh at Adriana Lima walking straight into the giant mirror on her tour bus, then I don't want to be right (with amazingly hilarious video)
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nintendo refuses to let gamers play as gay characters in new game, which means Mario and Luigi must keep their forbidden love hidden just a little while longer
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(138)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
West Coast stars deteriorating into goo. No, this is not another list of celebrities aging badly
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(38)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
As HBO is starting to acknowledge the reality that the Game of Thrones show will almost certainly have to move past the books in terms of plotting, here are 5 serious options they can consider
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(118)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What to do when Russian troops invade your town. Curiously, at no point does the article recommend taking to the forests with your plucky but outgunned group of Wolverines. Author must not have seen that documentary
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(201)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
State of Texas fighting for the right to torture people to death. Curiously, this has nothing to do with a Rick Perry speech. Yet
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(107)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News' Dana Perino thinks the nation's meteorologists need to ask Obama about Benghazi. Seriously, she said that
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(221)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Energy company says oil spills are good for the economy because they create jobs. No, seriously, they said that
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(37)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
At 111, Alexander Imich is considered the world's oldest man, credits long life to mysterious ring he found in a cave
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(47)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
4.6 million shells. Now they know how many shells it takes to fill the Shell Grotto. (With pics of The Mysterious Shell Grotto of Kent)
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The gunman who went on a shooting spree in Arkansas on Saturday that left 4 dead and 4 more wounded? Turns out, he'd been released from a mental hospital just a couple of days before the attack. So authorities are kinda curious how he got a gun
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(288)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Using a middle initial makes people appear smarter to others. The study was completed in October of 2000, just prior to the election of George W. Bush
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(152)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Bucks County Courier Times)
 
 
 
Once again, patriotic Americans celebrate the time 240-odd years ago that George Washington and his men crossed the Delaware River to bring the Hessians beer for Christmas, or something
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(33)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Attention: New element arriving at periodic gate 115, 116, 117
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two murderous teens and their non-murdering friend dance and sing their way through a Teenage Crime Wave from MST3K season 5. Mike, Servo, and Crow hilariously tackle this tale of menacing teens. "Society didn't give me enough bullets"
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
An airplane armrest built for two? Surely you can't be serious
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(31)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman attaches GoPro camera to her head, goes for a jog, then something magical happens (technically safe for work for offices that aren't seriously uptight)
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(69)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
How a spiky 100 pound blob with a mushy interior, and an odor reminiscent of overripe fruit, packaged fruit cup, smelly feet, stinky cheese and pet food just might save the planet
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(109)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
This zooming, movable Curiosity panorama gives you a feel for what it must be like to stand on Mars
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sit down before you click on this link, because you'll never believe it, but former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez has been indicted for assaulting someone in prison, and in a separate incident threatened to kill a guard
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(23)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Seriously, who spray-paints graffiti on a dead whale?
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(107)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The one factor that separates secret Democratic big-money donors from hypocrisy: moral superiority
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(113)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The armed anti-government play-warriors who built a military force around a racist redneck rancher in Nevada are turning on each other, so this might have a happy ending after all
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(565)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wanna feel Really Old? The cast of "Little House on the Prairie" reunites for the Show's FORTIETH anniversary. All except Melissa Gilbert of course, who was mysteriously delayed during her layover on on Za'ha'Dum
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(54)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You might be taking your fingernails too seriously if you start gluing dried flowers, rhinestones, LED lights, and crushed seashells to them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Dean Heller: I never called Cliven Bundy a "patriot"....except those times I called him and his heavily armed friends "patriots" and what they were doing as "patriotic." But Cliven Bundy is definitely *NOT* a porn star
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How serious is Oklahoma about executions? As serious as a heart attack
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these curious minds at a nuclear power exhibit
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Awful Announcing asks readers to rank the 30 MLB broadcasting crews. It's a Dodgers, Giants, Orioles love fest
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Overzealous riot police unwittingly try to subdue a flame wielding sports fan with pepper spray, become flaming examples of why education matters
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Manny Machado is now 8 for 12 in rehab games, including a stolen base. Plans to rejoin the the Orioles on Friday. All of MLB: Welcome back
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Sun April 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls beat the Nene-less Wizards? Will the Clips put their jackboot on the Warriors' neck? Will KG score 4 points and complain about fan support again? Will anyone be awake for the nightcap? The answers and more in today's NBA playoff thread
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On-duty cops in a squad car caught playing cards and smoking cigars by a reporter who will soon be found mysteriously dead in a ditch with 10 baggies of cocaine stuffed down his throat and a dozen kiddie porn pictures in his pockets
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
The attack arm of the left-wing media edited that video of Patriot Rancher Bundy making racist comments to make him sound racist. Yes, he actually DID say those things, but he also said other things, so he's not really a racist. Suck it, libs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here are fourteen television and movie characters that are not only cognizant of this fact, but will go to great lengths to get their fix, like Omar Little, who needs his Honey Nut Cheerios
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 camping tips from Bear Grylls. Curiously absent: Any mention of submerging yourself in cold water, glissading for no reason at all, or Motel 6. Bonus: Not a slideshow. Fark: Because the slideshow is broken
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled as to why mysterious holes keep opening up in one of the dunes at Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore, including one that swallowed a kid. No word on when they'll call in Kevin Bacon
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Swedish grad student masters snapping the Super Mario Bros. theme with his fingers, which may go a long way toward explaining why Swedish people have yet to walk on the moon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors are looking into possibly changing their name. No not the Warriors name, but the Golden State part of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama draws red line regarding North Korean nuclear test during his South Korea visit. This time he's serious. Seriously. No, really, stop laughing
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan officials report their ferries are perfectly safe. However, the docks at the ferry terminals may mysteriously sink
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