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399 headlines found matching 'Rio'
Wed June 21, 2017
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The coolest shot of the Mars Curiosity rover you're likely to see today
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard hosts a Twitter Q and A about various NBA trade rumors. Guess what happens to him five minutes later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats just went 0-4 in special elections, coming close to winning in areas that went for Trump by 20 points. They may as well just not run any candidates period in 2018
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Need more proof of the awfulness of Orioles pitching? They just set a new American League record by allowing five or more runs in 16 consecutive games, and are now challenging the 1924 all time record of 20 straight games
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's agenda on the line, he is Tweeting insane claims about Ossoff. Can Ossoff Handel the pressure and emerge victorious? Will the GOP suffer a loss? It's your Official Georgia Special Election Discussion Thread. Polls open at 7am ET, close at 7pm
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Matthew Modine's new company, Hyper-Chariots, would like to launch you to your new destination. Los Angeles to New York in minutes. Yes, that Matthew Modine
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mysterious time capsule found in Florida. No one knows what's in it, but since it was found under a 106-year-old statue of a Confederate soldier, we can assume it's instructions on what to do once the South Rises Again
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Mon June 19, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are going through a baby boom this offseason
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS: "Star Trek: Discovery" will premiere on September 24th, 2017. No, really. Guys, come on, stop laughing. We're totes serious this time
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
LeBron James taking NBA Finals loss pretty well. And by well, I mean he's getting back in the gym immediately, shaving his head, and going full-on serious ball-is-life mode against group of 10-year-olds
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Mysterious "4:44" images popping up around New York and LA turn out to be something by "Jay:Z"
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Serious question: Why would I want to put oil in my beard? Sounds gross and greasy like people who oil their hair and then leave nasty wet patches on seatbacks wherever they sit. I also like to stroke my beard and don't want to have oily hands after
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Louisiana Rep. Steve Scalise's condition has been upgraded from "critical" to "serious" and continues to show signs of improvement
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Early 2017-18 NBA title odds puts the Warriors at 5-6, Cleveland at 4-1. Best long shot bet? Celtics at 11-1
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Fri June 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio might want to check out the backers of his future movies as his Wolf of Wall Street performance was financed by a bunch of embezzlers and, so far, he's had to give back the gifts given him which included Marlon Brando's Oscar
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know, when a representative of a 2,000 year old institution wearing an outfit that hasn't been in style since the early 1500's criticizes your energy plan as sending your country "back to the past", it may be time for a serious re-think
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mysterious stone circle spotted on Mars. I'm not saying it's aliens but... (w/pics)
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Dems ask themselves: Has their rhetoric gone too far?" Seriously though you shouldn't read the comments. Whatever you do. Just. Avoid. The. Comments. Do *not* look at the comments. I implore you, for the love of Pete. Don't. DO IT. Read the comments
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
No, seriously - why are you still single? You're smart, funny, hot - so what's the deal?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this captured curiosity
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
STIGGINIT is a glorious high with one hell of a hangover
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly loses almost half her audience in second week of NBC show and is beaten by a REPEAT of America's Funniest Home Videos, However, to be fair, the kitten chasing its tail was pretty hilarious
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Alleged Mafioso on feeling bad about getting one guy to kill another with a pickaxe: "I thought it was hilarious that he was so gullible"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If you still thought boxing was a sport that should be taken seriously in any way, well, here you go
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A list of conventional NBA wisdom shattered by the Warriors: "Don't shoot 3-pointers off the dribble. Don't throw 60-foot alley-oops. Don't play JaVale McGee"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Seriously, why is someone only coming up with the charging mousepad now?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oakland's finest tow 30 cars, issue 40 citations to street revelers during Warriors post-victory celebration
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Republican Senator who helped draft the articles of impeachment against Bill Clinton says the charges against Trump are much ado about nothing. No, wait. he says the charges against Trump are far more serious. Never mind then
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember all the old tricks you used to use to pad the length of a paper in college? Increasing the size of periods? Double spacing? Doinking the teacher? Well if you double space your university grant application, the Dept. of Ed. will reject you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man nursed condor back to health when it was a chick. Now the full-grown bird periodically returns to carrion the relationship
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Did you notice Steph Curry smoking a cigar after the Warriors' victory? There's actually a year-long story behind it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian restaurants are swamped with curry orders on the nights of Warriors basketball
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: Our Senators won't have to answer tough questions from the press if we ban the press from interviewing Senators without our prior approval
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(BBC)
 
 
 
For some deeply mysterious, almost unfathomable reason, the EU doesn't want London to be the base for Euro clearing anymore
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors unanimously vote to skip customary visit to Trump's White House and spend more time in fabulous San Francisco
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"New math untangles the mysterious nature of causality." But to learn about it, you've got to be able to read. Checkmate, nerdtards
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"It's the patriots against the snowflakes," said a leader of This is Texas, who bravely protected a statue of Sam Houston from an imaginary Antifa group. One point awarded to snowflakes
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
MS: Yes, Sony's 4k console is $100 cheaper and offers superior exclusives, but the XboneX is going to be a sales juggernaut, because reasons
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces the "Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement" act
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Actually, you may be able to thank Mario Lemieux's lucky blazer for why the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Paragon of serious journalism BuzzFeed answers the pressing question of our day: Should you stick this up your butt? (Not safe for work or sanity)
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Sun June 11, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
With Batman out of the way, can The Penguins cash in on their nefarious plan to take the Stanley Cup? Can the Predators escape their slumber from the previous game? Tune in tonight, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel (8 pm ET, NBC). SHUT UP PIERRE
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
High schooler shows his patriotism and support of the leadership of this country in his yearbook photo. You better believe that's an airbrushing, comrade
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and some Victorian guards manage to find their way into Mars and into what might be an Ice Warrior hive. Capaldi's swan song continues in "The Empress of Mars." It's your Official Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Patriots SB rings have 283 diamonds for their 28-3 comeback. Remind me, were there 125 diamonds in their last rings for the correct ball PSI?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond, popular car show host and hamster, has been in a serious accident. Again. This time destroying a car worth £2 million
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Fri June 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
3-on-3 outdoor basketball headlines Tokyo Olympics' attempt to be more "street". Next up: fast, furious drift racing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete a perfect postseason? Or will the Cavaliers win and try to make this series interesting? Will anybody not named LeBron James step up for Cleveland? It is your NBA Finals Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9 pm ET
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Thu June 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Half a century after their victorious Six-Day War, some Israelis are having second thoughts as to whether it was a victory for the state of Israel
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Charles Krauthammer, desperate to come up with a scenario by which the President could avoid impeachment, descends into Trump/Comey slashfic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Warriors one game away from Fo', fo', fo', fo'
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
One woman robs another woman by ripping off her bra and snatching the money hidden inside. Curiously, the two men in the home who witnessed the attack did nothing to stop the robbery because they were too busy staring
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Orioles come from behind to beat the Pirates in extra innings using clutch home runs, outfield defense and another installment from the Manny Machado one-man highlight reel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson says his Lakers of the '80s (Magic, Byron Scott, James Worthy, Kurt Rambis, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) would sweep the Warriors
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this curious doggie
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Liquor Board of Ontario may go on strike...right before Canada Day. They have a word for this: EXTORTION
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How "Con Air" transformed NIcholas Cage from an actor that people took seriously into the meme factory he is now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Trump: My father has zero conflicts of interests. I'm serious. Why are you laughing?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Every element on the periodic table has an origin story. Today, we know them all
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Shadow and Wednesday are on the run after the New Gods took care of their police problem in the prior episode. Will Vulcan prove friend or foe? Find out in "A Murder of Gods." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Warriors kick the Cavaliers while they are down? Or will the Cavaliers tie things up? Will it be Stephen Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, or Kevin Love making a big splash? It's Game 2 of the NBA Finals, the fun begins at 8:00 PM ET
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jim "MAD DOG" Mattis calls North Korea a "clear and present danger" and the sum of all fears, worrying Kim Jong Un will attack the US as a debt of honor, and there is worry Trump will issue executive orders to attack, playing patriot games
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Florida governor signs bill to allow birth certificates for miscarriages. No word on when subby will finally be allowed to legally adopt one of his ex-girlfriend's period discharges
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Rihanna heckling Kevin Durant and Warriors fans is the most exciting part of Game 1, you know the game was a snoozer (video has Not safe for work language)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump names "The Dark Prince" (seriously - that's his nickname) as new head of the CIA's Iranian ops. No word on whether he has 6 fingers on one hand
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump orders federal agencies not to respond to congressional democrats, which could violate the Hatch Act, the 1st amendment, and various other laws and regulations that he can't read
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aeroflot says new Russian jet is a 'serious' competitor to Boeing and Airbus. It even has a Presidential seal of approval
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember last February when Trump met with 70 HBCU presidents and promised to "absolutely prioritize" them? Trump doesn't, judging from his budget plans
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Thu June 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant is willing to take less than the max amount of money to keep the Golden State Warriors' core intact. Yeah, when pigs fly
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In interview, Putin denies Russian government hacked 2016 election, but says Russian hackers with "patriotic leanings" may have done so to "fight against those who speak badly about Russia." Translation: "yeah, we did it, tough shiat for you"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This news is sure to cause some serious Hadrons in the Geek tab
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So it begins. Cavaliers-Warriors Part III. Will LeBron James and his crew repeat as NBA Champions or will Stephen Curry and his gang ruthlessly turn back the Cavs? The epic showdown begins at 9pm ET on ABC
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
How big is the Yankees' Aaron Judge? Let's stand him next to the Orioles' Chris Davis to get a perspective
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
FS1 talking head Stephen A. Smith, who hasn't gotten his pick for the winner of NBA Finals right in 6 years, gives the Golden State Warriors the "kiss of death". Video evidence included
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Internment: Could it help fight terrorism?" asks article that is completely serious about this
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump International Hotel security encroaches on 2nd amendment rights of open carry enthusiast in another cowardice attack of the Deep State on American patriots
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The one big thing the Cavs must do to beat the Warriors. Uh, score more points?
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russians march in blackface while carrying bananas because that's so darned hilarious to idiots
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The U.S. will attempt to intercept an ICBM for the first time ever. Based on prior success ratio, however, you're still better off getting that vault jumpsuit on and charging up your Pip-Boy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"They (the democrats) have tried to destroy this Russia investigation, they've never been serious about it..." - David Nunes (R)
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The F8 of the Furious has just crossed the $1 billion mark at the international box office
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Alt-right trolls furious that Star Trek is suddenly embracing multiculturism. Klingons, Ferengi agree
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian riot police have to use water cannons to disperse crowds of angry demonstrators and make more than 150 arrests during protests in Kolkata over...wait for it...the breakdown of law and order in the city
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It's an Emoji. Period
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Europeans secretly love Trump for confirming their own sense of superiority
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Still think a curve ball is an optical illusion? Behold exhibit A - Twins pitcher Jose Berrios
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
As European leaders press Trump on climate change and environmental issues, Chatty Donnie keeps barking "Terror Terror" Oh and don't read TFA's comments. Seriously. Don't read the comments. Please don't read the comments. Read the comments
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios defends Greg Gianforte's assault of a reporter, saying it was excusable because the reporter was "a girly man"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most kids quit playing sports by the age of 13 because they're tired of their parents trying to re-live their own youth vicariously through them
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(SomeDrumft)
 
 
 
You too can now own an amazing bigly signed photo of Donald J Trump with a luxuriously customized message of your choice for just $59.99 Fabulous
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Investigation to add focus on Jared and his ties to Russia. Seriously, is there ANYONE in the Administration that DOESN'T have ties to Russia?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman is Australia's richest entertainer. Yahoo Serious is number two
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
To increase tourism, Egypt moves King Tut's bed and chariot to a new museum in Cairo. Most complicated pyramid scheme ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As leaks continue from the S.S. Trumptanic, we have to ask ourselves: are intelligence agencies being patriotic a la Snowden, at the risk of destroying their reputation, and lowering global opinion of America from zero to negative eleventy billion?
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My gay best friend and I joked about marrying each other by 40 if we were still single. He's 39 and serious about having an open marriage, having kids, and raising them. I have no family and am considering it. Would it be wrong?"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Crowdrise)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman will do a serious reading of the Cheesecake Factory menu if you can help this woman raise $500,000 for refugees
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, With Iris dead and Savitar victorious, Barry attempts one last desperate gambit to change this outcome. (CW 8 pm ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive attempts to solve the murder of Steve-O while Blaine gets back to business. (CW 9 pm)
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Mon May 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete the sweep against the Spurs and make it back to the NBA Finals? Or can the Spurs try to start a miracle comeback in the series and take Game 4 to start it? It is your WCF Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Any player who is ever questioned about missing a game for the birth of their child can now quote this coach - who delivered a perfect reply about life priorities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Conflict-of-Interest-in-law is keeping his real estate holdings and not disclosing all of his various shady dealings
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like Dear Leader, The new head of the FCC, aka Notorious M.U.G. refuses to show proof of his claims that the FCC suffered a DDoS attack
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Sat May 20, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Hideo Itami make Bobby Roode Go To Sleep? Can Ruby Riot or Nikki Cross finally dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Pete Dunne end Tyler Bate's UK Championship reign? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Chicago, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby penguin is named... Oh FFS Enough with the Namey McNameyface crap. It was only slightly amusing the first time, now it's just dumb
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Much like the venues they were won in, the medals from the Rio 2016 Olympics are falling apart
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers are now a combined record-setting 19-0 in the NBA playoffs. Can we just skip to the main event already?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People are starting to get a bit fed up with Target, and it's beginning to show in their bottom line. I mean, like seriously, why would you want to, you know, go to a place that you, like, have to dress up for and everything?
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where "goths" came from, what they do, and what exactly it is they are trying to say to the world? Yeah, me neither, but just in case you might be mildly curious, something called a "laughing squid" has the info
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How in the hell did Fast and the Furious launch one of the biggest franchises in cinematic history? IT MAKES NO SENSE
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So, Trump's big speech on Islam that he's giving in Saudi Arabia? It's being written by notorious islamophobe Stephen Miller. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Kinja)
 
 
 
To watch Fox News right now is to enter a completely different reality as hosts bend over backwards to avoid mentioning anything about any of the various Trump scandals
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservatives whisper "President Pence", Republicans and Democrats whisper back "hahaha, oh wait, you're serious? hahahahahahahahahaha"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for some serious, hard hitting questions around here. When you get your sandwich at a diner, do you eat the pickle first or save it for later?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ryon Healy's upper-deck homer smashed a fan's phone, and the A's offered to replace it. That baseball racked up some serious roaming charges
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Switching just 50% of our meat to insects can seriously reduce land use, lower the price of baseball gloves
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is using all of those various obstruction charges to fundraise
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Pat Tiberi (R-OH) has decided against running to challenge Dem. Incumbent Sherrod Brown for his senate seat. Just feels that 2018 is really not going to be his year...for some mysterious reason
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel leak his resignation to the press? Will McMasters Amurica everything? Will the smokebomb happen in the first 5 minutes? Seriously, i never asked for this, April. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders seeks to divide the Democratic Party again because his nefarious scheme worked so well the first time
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Curtis Ellis, a former WND columnist, is favored to run the Department of Labor's Bureau of International Labor Affairs. You may know him from his various beliefs, which include "satanic elites run the world" and "Islam is creating a mongrel culture"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
We're almost at the one quarter mark, so let's check the new MLB power rankings to see if the Pirates' ship is still sinking or if the Orioles have finally gotten their wings clipped
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Medieval moms: monarch-marrying monsters, machination makers, mysterious misbegotten murderers, moron mock-mourners, Duke fans
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA: Curiosity Rover, please follow these commands. Curiosity Rover: I'm sorry Rob, I'm afraid I can't do that
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Mon May 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever woken up with a wet pillow, it could be something more serious than a dream about Charlize Theron
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll's reputation as a coaching genius takes another serious blow as he says the team is looking at both Colin Kpernick AND Robert Griffin III, as potential back up QBs to Russell Wilson
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV dinners allowed women to reduce their chore time from 4 hrs in the 1960s to 45 mins today - they really can't be beat. "I have never plucked a chicken and perhaps my children will never chop salad. All this saves time - serious amounts of time"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. senators to Trump: Seriously, hand over any tapes you recorded of conversations with Comey
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's curious to see so many male megastars - so good-looking, wealthy, undeniably privileged - unravel so transparently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clapper said there is a "curious pattern" of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Oh wait, the writer was serious. Let me laugh even harder
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Vogue.in)
 
 
 
"I am dismissive and (sometimes) contemptuous of food that is made with a narrow world view as its first priority. This is not the case in India, one of the few places on earth where eating vegetarian is not a burden"
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(Stance Is Everything)
 
 
 
Boxy but gooder: The curious culture of low-rider Volvos
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The terrifying, nefarious reason for Trump's sudden decision to investigate voter fraud
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
RIP New England Patriots 2018 season
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
So, seriously - What's the best age to have kids?
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Meet the mysterious upstairs tenant in that creepy house-for-sale listing
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NRA to consider supporting Democrats in future elections as gun sales plummet since Obama is no longer confiscating guns from patriotic Americans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, Trump is now an expert on healthcare policy. While he admitted in Feb that it was "unbelievably complex" he now says "In a short period of time I understood everything there was to know about healthcare,"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The orbital periods of TRAPPIST-1 planets form ratios of whole numbers, which keep them from colliding. Scientists turned that resonant chain into music
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian energy drink maker sells "Haka" beverage with tribal can design and extreme slogan "Unleash your inner warrior," which surely won't get any attention from New Zealanders because those hosers surely aren't on the Internet
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Wed May 10, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mysterious silver pods appear in Seattle. Pod people soon to follow, or at least heroin users
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just in case you land some serious money, here are the best in-flight airplane bars offering sky-high luxury
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can't decide which Beltway team (Orioles or Nationals) to cheer for? Simple, just wear a split jersey
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors get to lash another broom to their periscope
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
As if seeing Hank Azaria's hilarious piss-take on sports broadcasting isn't enough reason to watch IFC's Brockmire (Wednesdays at 10pm EDT), this week's episode sees him take the piss out of Joe Buck. Piss
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Handheld screen use by toddlers now linked to speech delays. Parents should become concerned when their child's first words are "Super Mario Brothers"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL experts say that the Patriots' first pick (72nd overall selection) - the longest such wait in franchise history - may have been the steal of the draft
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one go about procuring the services of a medical malpractice attorney? I'd love to provide details in the thread, but am unable to for reasons of discretion and modesty. Serious advice needed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The moment you see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hits $431 million globally, then see F8 of the Furious just took the franchise past $5 billion and nothing makes sense
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Mark "Club Trillion" Titus is rooting for the Rockets, because another Cavs-Warriors finals would be like "Godfather III," a blatant cash grab after two of the greatest stories ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal plans to run for Sheriff. Prior Experience: "continued to serve law enforcement by buying a Krispy Kreme in downtown Atlanta to save it from closing"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oops, my bad. We cool now though, right? No charges or anything?" *furiously stuffs crisp million dollar bribes into PAC pockets*
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"F***ing hell bruv you have seriously lost the plot man" sez Liam to Noel about playing with a cartoon band in 2017, if you have forgotten 90s cartoon bands like Oasis
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Sun May 07, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
In case you haven't been paying attention, and to judge from the television ratings you haven't, the Warriors and Cavaliers remain on a collision course for their third consecutive trip to the NBA Finals
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seriously, haven't we all learned by now to NEVER GO SWIMMING in a Florida lake?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 rakes in $138 million, proving Marvel's cinematic superiority to DC. F8 of the Furious brakes to #2 with $8.6 million, Stockholm syndrome tale Beauty and the Beast falls to #5 with $3.8 million, The Circle broken at #6
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is it me, or did Trump just end the war on drugs and focus his 'Drug Czar' on serious addictions - like opiods? You'd think many on the left would cheer this news but ::Crickets:
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox / Orioles final update: Manny Machado hit a very long home run. And no one hit Manny Machado. Progress?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook retires Oculus VR studio because it wants to spend more time with its family. Actually because currently there is little interest in virtual reality, at least not the stuff that's come out from various companies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The non-partisan Cook Report shifts 20 House seats towards Dems after yesterday: "The GOP's willingness to spend political capital on a proposal that garnered 17% support in a March poll is consistent with scenarios that generated a midterm wave"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nonsensical pitcher ejection on a 76 mph hanging curve caps off Red Sox-Orioles dispute.This series just keeps getting more and more interesting for all the wrong reasons
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Jazz roll out #Nightlife T-shirts to mock Warriors, who still will only play two games in Utah
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert defends his hilarious Trump jokes after Storm Trumpers take personal offense at jokes they would have laughed at had Limbaugh made them about Clinton
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles' complicated and very confusing 6-4-3 triple play has an odd historical parallel -- they did the exact same thing in 2000. Baseball never ceases to amaze
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Alt Right Trolls view Donald Trump as a "weaponized autist" who is so clearly dysfunctional in every way that his election as president is hilarious
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A complete list of the world's greatest historical tragedies and the people who might have been able to stop them if only they hadn't died 16 years prior
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I want to do heroin but would prefer to avoid a "scary looking homeless addict willing to do sex things for skag" scenario or a situation like the one linked. How often would it be safe for me to partake? Maybe a few times on the weekend?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Mike Brown will coach the Warriors tonight and into the foreseeable future. Draymond Green issues an emphatic "whatever"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
That's it. This guy is seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Warriors rooted for LA Clippers over Jazz because 'No nightlife in Utah'
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist Jay Maynard (AKA Tron Guy) no longer feels welcome at his home SF convention due to Social Justice Warriors. Now his lack of a dance belt in his costume isn't the only reason to point at him and laugh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats victory in the new spending bill was so lopsided that despite the GOP having the Presidency and majorities in the House and Senate, Democrats now believe they can block Trump's legislative priorities for years to come
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amtrak money, NEA money, BLM money, the ability to bring back as many Cubans (cigars, not people) that you want. Seriously, what the hell did the Republicans get out of this deal? They did a reverse Boehner and gave Democrats 98% of what they wanted
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For those who missed it, an annotated transcript of the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Because jokes are so much more hilarious when you have the notes explaining the reference
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The many crimes of Steve Bannon Episode 187: Trying to convert a Shakespeare play into a rap musical set during the LA riots
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"While the investigations aren't moving very fast, they're increasingly serious - even, in some measure, bipartisan. Trump's scofflaw habits are keeping them alive...nobody wants to be the next Nunes"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Bowie's Labyrinth soundtrack getting a vinyl reissue. No word when the superior CD reissue will hit stores
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the 3rd week, F8 of the Furious is #1, bringing in $18.5 million. How to Be a Latin Lover is #2 with $11.8 million, mindless Dave Eggers adaptation The Circle is a dud at #3 with $9 million while The Boss Baby slides to #5 with $8.1 million
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"...In short, the head of a federal regulator, who has to oversee serious and complex tasks and find the optimal solution to a wide range of issues that affect tens of millions of people, is increasingly acting like a dick. But why?"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's assume the Fast & Furious crowd stole all your mega-expensive cars one night. The insurance has paid out and you want to fill your garage with different ones of about equivalent value (the sky's the limit). Which four cars would you buy?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Failing Rolling Stone magazine cherry-picks 100 WTF moments in which our Glorious Leader Donald Trump might not have been Making America Great Again. Come on, he's been POTUS for 8,640,000 moments already, so 100 is nothing. Chexmix, libs
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(Jack Kerouac)
 
 
 
Suffering from a serious case of wanderlust? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is ready to hit the road in search of the best travel books of all time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, our farking president Tweets like a 13-year-old girl
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Arctic is "unraveling," according to those scientists in the disaster movies no one ever takes seriously
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What Ferguson can learn from the Rodney King riots
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Fri April 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is on the right track with North Korea, says...wait...seriously? Yeah...fark it. Subby's going for a drink. Who wants to come along?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Meet the only father-and-son Master Lego Builders in the world. "Yes, they pay me and it's great"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(KRGV Rio Grande)
 
 
 
Farmer loses $25,000 worth of grass after rednecks go mudding on his property. No, not weed - actual grass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ontario, Canada launches a guaranteed income program that will pay people a minimum $12,600 a year. Which is also offered in the U.S. but only if you can qualify for unemployment, disability or welfare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(Time)
 
 
 
When visiting sketchy areas, travel expert Anthony Bourdain recommends bringing credit card that doubles as knife. "It's not something you'd want to get into a serious fight with, but it might be a rude surprise should someone grab you from behind"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Despite McDonald's heralded attempts to transform itself, spending time and serious money rolling out ambitious new premium products, customer numbers continue to decline, as remaining customers overwhelmingly order value-menu crap
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Wed April 26, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spicer: Trump has rebuilt America's global standing. No, I'm serious, stop laughing, I'll run you over with my podium if you don't quit it
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's going to be like Sleepaway Camp, but with booze and karaoke, and maybe 98% less stabbing. Come for the Bloody Mary Bingo, stay for the scotch, cigars, and burlesque lessons. Seriously, this is arts and crafts the world NEEDS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Damien Lillard of the Portland Trailblazers was obsessed with beating the Golden State Warriors, the keyword was WAS
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Curiosity rover has to roam around Mars with 20 backseat drivers. And you thought driving your grandfather to the store was a chore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice dares to argue that the most glorious and infallible police force should maybe not be able to claim "he reached for something" whenever they want a free pass on murdering people
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New restrictions added to Florida's medical marijuana law, adding a 90-day waiting period before a sick person can get pot they're not allowed to smoke, vape or eat
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Mon April 24, 2017
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Still putting two spaces after a period in a sentence? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner's going back to their roots for a 20th anniversary episode, and they are using Mario Paint? Also Fark gets a big nod
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ensuring we'll get "Die Fast und Furious Nein" and "Fast und Furious, Lola, Fast und Furious" a Honda Civic sets the new lap record at Nurburgring
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
F8 of the Furious is #1 with $38 million,The Boss Baby #2 with $13 million. Newcomers disappointed; Unforgettable was forgotten at #7 with $4.7 million, Gifted unopened at #9 with $4 million, The Lost City of Z unfounded at #10 with $2 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
And the President's latest Twitter tirade is about...*spins wheel*...whether the Patriots like Obama more than him
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Target is turning its shopping carts into Mario Karts. No word on if you'll be able to throw turtles or run over other shoppers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The cutest Rogue One cosplay spends her convention time fulfilling her purpose, again, in the cutest way possible. Smitty is gonna need a moment. Seriously. Where did all this dust come from?
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Universal announces the first spin-off of the Fast & Furious franchise, will focus on the characters portrayed by Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, and Jason Statham
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mysterious train scene
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After yet another strikeout, angry Orioles Chris Davis put the first bat of 2017 on the permanently disabled list
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sharing 19.5% of Rosneft through shell companies has nada to do with Exxon seeking a waiver to operate in 'Crimea which formerly was separate from glorious Russia', nor other shady deals for oily comrades. Deal in darkness, light a danger, nyet?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump invites New England Patriots to White House. surely he couldn't make a major gaffe while talking about the Super Bowl champs, right? RIGHT?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about F8 of the Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious
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(Independent)
 
 
 
But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shiat
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The marketing blitz surrounding Deadpool 2 continues as Josh Brolin starts trolling Ryan Reynolds about his casting as Cable through various social media
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The French election has four candidates and three nightmare scenarios
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 5 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross busts out some serious moves to Disney classics. Behold the Lady and the Gramp
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Timeshifter President Obama strikes again, as Donald Trump insists the notorious Salvadoran gang MS-13 formed because of lax immigrant laws, despite being well established before 2008
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here are all the Patriots players who won't be attending the White House meeting with the President. Apparently, something to do with mani/pedi appointments and hairwashing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Death watch alert - Golf is seriously dying. Doesn't anyone here want to play (or watch) this game?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leader of the "Cal-exit" movement stops his push for secession, flees back to his handlers in Russia. Seriously
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Landry says Dolphins will sweep the Patriots this year
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Proving the slide towards Idiocracy is inevitable, F8 of the Furious shatters opening records set by Star Wars, because people want to see cars go vroom and shiat explode
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Mon April 17, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mall shooter who killed 5 dies "mysteriously" while awaiting trial
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Women's cycles don't actually synchronize if they live together, period
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Moron puts racist sign in yard but discovers his racism is incorrect. Hilarious racism ensues
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Brexit voters are furious that Brexit is happening
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samuel L Jackson encourages Georgians to stop Donald Trump with great vengeance and furious anger[sic]
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eight Fast Eight Furious is #1 at the box office with $99 million, Boss Baby crawling behind at #2 with $15.6 million. Bestiality tale Beauty & the Beast is #3 with $13 million, Smurfs #4 with $6 million, Power Rangers sliding to #7 with $3 million
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some experimenter)
 
 
 
ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 24, Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Wilson Reis for the flyweight title. also Rose Namajunas vs Michelle Waterson. Fight Pass prelims 4pm ET, TV prelims at 6pm, main card at 8pm, both on local Fox stations
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The Fate of the Furious is on track to have the biggest global opening of all time
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
$43M found in Nigerian apartment. Up to 5% of the funds to be made available to the person who facilitated the discovery. No, seriously
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ten most hilarious thumbs-way-down restaurant reviews of the past decade. Guy Fieri is there, natch. And so is Donald Trump
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez somehow found not guilty of two murders, besides the one he's already in jail for until he dies. Patriots fans deflated
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake holds a town hall and angrily lays out a "code of conduct" for attendees. Things quickly go downhill from there, with Flake defending Trump and a voter sighing, "Can you please take your job more seriously?"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Alright auto geeks - Other than the Kia Rio, Dodge Daytona, and Pontiac LeMans, how many cars can you list that were named after places? (very difficult)
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Thu April 13, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
World's most notorious drug dealer, El Chapo, gets his own miniseries
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Riots in Lyon and goals everywhere else. THIS is your Europa League quarterfinals Leg 1 discussion thread (games in progress)
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(White House)
 
 
 
You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Orioles gives Red Sox starter Steven Wright a horrific night to remember - scoring 8 runs on 8 hits and hitting 4 home runs in just 1.1 inning
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(Vox)
 
 
 
11 questions about the Fast and Furious movies that you were too embarrassed to ask, assuming you're not too embarrassed about having questions about the Fast and Furious movies to begin with
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Gorsuch will go through some rookie hazing at the Supreme Court, faces dreaded swirlie from Notorious RBG tomorrow afternoon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fate of the Furious doesn't open until this weekend, so while you're waiting around for mindless action, try the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz (updated with results)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House budget director says Trump promise to eliminate debt was just 'hyperbole.' You shouldn't take the President seriously or literally
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' deemed a miss: tiresomely long with plot and characters recycled from The Matrix and Brosnan's Bond films, padded with many self-serious leaden monologues, and directed by guy who can't do suspense. Yeah, you'll see it
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Tired of her neighbor's curious dog leaping over her fence to see what's in her yard, woman creates peep hole for 'nosy' dog
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The more they look at Trump, the more they see an independent patriot
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Bayonetta comes to PC nearly eight years after console gamers played it and moved on, once and for all proving the superiority of the glorious PC Gaming Master Race™
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' cast missing Paul Walker. If only Paul Walker could say the same about that lamp post
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NASA announces mysterious press briefing for April 13. I'm not saying it's aliens, but yeah, it's aliens. Maybe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That attack on the Syrian airfield that was an epic failure may have actually seriously degraded Syria air power. Or not. You'd think that if Syria had lost even one plane, CNN would be all over it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who knew that adults wearing makeup like the Joker is apparently against Virginia law? Apparently not this guy. Y SO SERIOUS? (with mugshot goodness)
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
All nine 'Fast and Furious' movies ranked. Yes, there are nine of them
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(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch interested in playing for Patriots. Like Richard Sherman and other Seahawks, he wants more rings
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
New England Patriots: We don't have anywhere to put our fifth Super Bowl banner. The rest of the NFL: We know where you can put it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Week 1 is complete, so it's time to rank the 30 teams. Orioles, Astros and Diamondbacks are off to a hot start. Rangers and Giants? Not so much
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If you like weird MLB records, Yankees Matt Holliday drew 5 unintentional walks in all 5 plate apprearances against the Orioles. Only the seventh time it's happened in the past 17 years
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
This guy is simply implementing commonsense policies in the best interest of America and her citizens who elected him. So why is the American left responding with such unprecedented vitriol and bold, treasonous obstructionism?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
A review of The Fast and Furious 8: Why Is This Franchise Still A Thing
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Sun April 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats are ecstatic about Joel Ossoff's "Make Trump Furious" campaign that may propel him into a House seat and spell the beginning of the Democratic revival. Local Republicans, meanwhile, view him as the second coming of William T. Sherman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: While on the air, being handed a breaking story to cover live about a serious car crash with fatalities. Heartbreaking news: Realizing one of the deceased is your husband
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A stellar collision in the Orion Nebular stellar nursery roughly 500 years ago set off some awesome cosmic fireworks
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 20 best episodes of Invader Zim. "I congratulate you for acknowledging my superiority and choosing me as your love pig"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out WWIII is a bridge too far for Trump's Alt-Right keyboard warriors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reports from inside the White House say Trump is seriously considering firing BOTH his chaotic evil Berserker Steve Bannon AND his lawful evil Cleric Reince Pribus, leaving only his neutral evil gnome Thief son-in-law running things
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From your mid-30s your quality of sleep fades, and the consequences are more serious than just yawning the next day
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Thu April 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
While Trump runs out of the room every time a reporter asks him a question, Justin Trudeau walks into Parliament and takes on all comers for an entire Question Period. Bonus: He wants to make it mandatory
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
We must never let the American government use a terror attack to consolidate power. CTRL+F "Patriot Act"... 0 of 0. Huh, author must be, like, 16 years old?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Patriots interested in Richard Sherman if they lose Malcolm Butler. Or anyone else who can make game ending interceptions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare instance where Photoshop makes things better, a guy takes his three-legged dog and gives him cartoon arms in various photos
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A guide to classic Doctor Who for newbies and curious NuWho fans. If you start binge watching now you might get through them all before you die
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Democrats force Republicans to blow up the filibuster on SCOTUS nominees, what nefarious deed will they force the Republicans to do next? Destroy the filibuster on legislation? Those monsters
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
BLM: Pay no attention to this mysterious hole in the middle of the Arizona desert that was built in the 1950s and nobody knows what it was for. You go on your merry way and we'll take care of back-filling it
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man trying to do his best 'Leonardo DiCaprio in an airline uniform' poses as crew member and gets busted with $85K worth of cocaine in suitcase at JFK Airport
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Aussie hurdler Michelle Jenneke shakes off critics from Rio Olympics
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Mon April 03, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at some border wall proposals. Oh jeez, are they serious?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham: If democrats filibuster Gorsuch, that'll be the end of bipartisanship on judges. What? I'm being serious. Stop laughing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The future is a world without retirement. For you young 'uns, a "retirement" was a period of time during which you could stop working before you died
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back after a month off to teach the kids how to use the chrome horn for short track racing at Martinsville Speedway, 3 PM ET on Fox. No, seriously, Fox. This isn't an April Fool's joke
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fish, like humans...even political flamewarriors, are sentient beings that form friendships, and experience positive emotions
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles sign yet another Ripken
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Netflix announces that it will start streaming "Final Fantasy XIV: Daddy of Light" later this year. Yes, that is the actual title. Seriously. It is
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Thu March 30, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Patriotic Millionaires' in Utah ask for higher taxes on the rich
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's AF Sec. Nom kept dodging Senator questions about consulting work she did for Sandia National labs which they're curious about since the company refunded $443K of the $464K they were paid after the GAO couldn't find any work they'd done
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Over a six-year period, community colleges received 41 billion in tax dollars, bringing in more money from taxes than student tuition and receiving more federal cash than 16 state governments. Oh did I say community colleges? I meant the Ivy League
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Oakland: "You still owe $90 million to the public from the last time you moved" Raiders: "Oh you were serious about that? Let us laugh even harder"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember when Mookie Betts surprised everyone by showing some impressive bowling skills? Well, he also takes his ping-pong pretty seriously
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How Reince Priebus is handling being one of the top White House yes-men. Says Priebus, well, I find myself saying "oh you're serious" a lot whenever President Trump says something
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to believe it but this is NOT fake news. The Edmonton Oilers have made the playoffs for the first time in ten years. I repeat, this is NOT fake news. Guys I'm serious, they really made the playoffs. Guys?..?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots think domestic violence is worse than murder
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A-Rod sends a serious tweet, and the internet doesn't quite see it that way
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"The Rio Grande, what side of the river are you going to put the wall? We're not going to put it on our side and cede the river to Mexico." -current Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Drawing inspiration from HBO shows like "The Sopranos" and "The Wire", Hulu makes its own period drama, with blackjack and hookers. Well, hookers anyway
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White, straight male whose first script was produced as a Tom Cruise movie shocked to discover some people have more trouble than others getting Hollywood to take them seriously
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(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Davis "We'd seriously consider playing in Oakland for two, maybe three seasons". Oakland City Council President Reid "I plan to consult with attorneys to see if there's a loophole to force you out of our stadium lease"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Russian bank: Oh f*ck yes, we met with Jared. It was glorious
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of PC gaming's greats was released 20 years ago today, Interstate '76. If TIE Fighter was a Mad Max driving sim with armed '60s-70s muscle cars and funk music, it would be this (Link goes to game's soundtrack by Third Eye Blind's Arion Salazar)
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
The loneliest person on the right in Donald Trump's Washington is: a) a free-trader, b) an immigration lover or, c) a conservative Republican who believes climate change is a serious threat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Ted Poe (R-TX) resigns from the Freedom Caucus saying "some of its members would vote against the Ten Commandments if it came up for a vote". Hard to tell if he was being serious or just trolling
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The latest trend in fashion is to throw glitter on your butt, 'cause that's what guys want: glitter butt. Seriously, ladies, guys don't need this. You're doing this for yourself
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
People with straight hair are taken more seriously than those with curly hair, and those with long hair look less professional than those with short hair. For women - Brunettes are indeed perceived as more serious than blondes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The conspiracy thickens as it's revealed House Intelligence Chair Devin Nunes went on a dead of night excursion and vanished from view the night prior to revealing the full details of the Intel revelations on Trump
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Why so serious
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matt Barnes of the Golden State Warriors wants to kill his former team the Kings, take over the throne as well
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