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Thu August 25, 2016
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
La-Z-Boy 2Q sales go into a deep sleep
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hillary's nationwide lead is expanding as Trump's campaign grows increasingly desperate. Varying different approaches are being considered. Common sense approach conspicuously absent from the list
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is your change-resistant, hidebound industry being challenged by new technology upstarts? Do what the MA taxi industry does - use your political cronies to tax them to subsidize you
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(Reuters)
 
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Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Former mortgage funding CEO finally gets smacked on his Fannie
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Geraldo did not see that coming
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pfizer erects final deal to acquire Medivation for $14 billion
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Political science professor asserts that Donald Trump has an 87% chance of winning the presidency; flying off to magic foo-foo la-la land to live with the happy basket people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble puts its new CEO back on the shelf because he "doesn't fit"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Don King lion, Sad Putin, monkey backpack, zika hit squad. It's The Atlantic's photos of the week
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Tue August 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Audi developing technology that allows cars to tell red light cameras to fark off
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
26 year USAF reservist sues United because, whoops, United doesn't think they need to follow Federal law
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Sun August 14, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight." - Donald Trump
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis visits with prostitutes. This time not the ones in Congress
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Fri August 12, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Since when did "better than expected loss" become good news for a company?
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(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
Golfers at the Olympics hiring pro hockey players as caddies
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Good.is)
 
 
 
Human ashes are flying to the Moon, among other things, and boy, won't their arms be tired
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Decanter)
 
 
 
Important info for Farkers: Couples that drink together stay together
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Everyone laughed at the idea of Donald Trump picking Ivanka as his running mate-except, apparently, Nicaragua's president
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
$72 million bitcoin stolen from Bitfinex Exchange. Used to buy $72 million worth of candy bars from vending machine
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Olympic pin trading is serious business
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Sun July 31, 2016
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
JK Rowling says she is "done" with Harry Potter
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to turn urine into beer. In related news, Anheuser-Busch files patent lawsuit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela: "Eh. Zoo animals don't really need food, right?"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber's latest in edgy, new economy 2.0 tactics? Hire unlicensed private investigator to fraudulently dig up dirt on, harass, and intimidate lawsuit plaintiff and lawyer
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Sun July 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A week after a coup attempt, Turkey's Erdogan decides that he doesn't really need a Presidential Guard
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it's been a while since we checked in on Rio to see how the finishing touches are going as they get ready for...wait...what do you mean there's no power connections? How can you have an Olympics with no power? Oh meu Deus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whirlpool 2Q revenue goes down the ________
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Peruvian Alpacalypse is upon us
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indonesia shrugs off Pokemon fatwa. Super Mario jihad, Candy Crush curse, Freecell ultimatum still in effect
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
And you thought only low wage McDonald's employees were going to be replaced by robots
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dubai, one of the hottest high rise real estate markets in the world
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Sat July 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chicago police aren't shooting people as much. That's good. Because they're tasering them more often. That's bad. Taserings come with a free frogurt. That's good. The frogurt is electrified
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go: Probably not a good idea to play in China
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Tue July 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Leader of the New Black Panther Party argues for a Black "country within a country" across multiple southern states. It's not like the last time the country was split into the North and South anything bad happened
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Fact-Checkers finally agree what almost everyone else already knows: Much as she's done for the last 30 years, Hillary also told a lot of blatant lies about her email server
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Sun July 03, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UAE man dressed in traditional clothes mistaken for ISIS terrorist by hotel check-in clerk's sister. Now with "Welcome to America" video goodness
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan's reputation as one of the world's leading scientific journals in disarray after it predicts global warming will cause a surge in shark attacks this year, although it allows that baby sharks are "cute"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
RIP Elie Wiesel
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Fri July 01, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Islamic terrorists threaten to be islamic terrorists if we execute an islamic terrorist found guilty of islamic terrorism
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Liberal Think Tank that claims all conservative organizations are non-transparent billionaire funded groups is ranked the US's least transparent and is entirely funded by one billionaire
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Albania wants you to check out Hillary Clinton's bust, erected in gratitude for her support
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sports Authority about to become a bunch of Dick's
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing says we're ready for the Olympics quite like a mutilated body washing up on the volleyball beach venue
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nearly all the financial damage from the Brexit vote has been recovered, with one main index only 8% lower than it was last week
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For a limited time only, you can find out if you're a terrorist as far as the banks and authorities are concerned
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Tue June 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple explosions and gunfire reported at Ataturk Airport in Istanbul. Air traffic through Constantinople is unaffected at this time
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Demtye, winner of Lithuania's goat beauty pageant. Yeesh. These weirdo rubes and their goats. **click** That IS an awfully cute goat
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to new study, crazy cat ladies over age 50 have lower risk of stroke than crazy dog ladies, crazy non-pet ladies, or crazy pet men
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank goes ba-donk
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
EU declares robot workers 'electronic persons'
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond 1Q profits decline due to disappointing performance from the Beyond division
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Obama administration just unveiled a host of new regulations on drones and Amazon got grounded
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canada approves assisted suicide for those facing imminent death. The bad news: If you're suffering intolerable pain from an untreatable condition you're not covered
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All your banknotes smell like glue? This court will not accept them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf's OK, just a little dry
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
VW gets Dieselgate announcement pushed back. In news from the future, VW offers to buy back affected vehicles for $1,000 below trade-in value, with a free kick in the nuts for good measure
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CIA chief believes 9/11 documents will clear Saudi Arabia, mostly because █████████ and that ██████ thing, not to mention ██████ and ██████ and boy, was that funny or what
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korean hackers steal blueprints for U.S. fighter jets. Wait is it the F-35? Yeah, they can have that
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Neil Young tells Donald Trump how he REALLY feels (not safe for work language)
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here is the art of body suspension. Hot or not?
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Police say they found "no evidence of suicide" in the death of the OK oil billionaire that was about to lose everything after being indicted on federal fraud charges who crashed his car into a bridge abutment while going over 100mph
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a federal judge did not accept Alabama's pinky swear not to discriminate against the gays no more (while anybody was watching)
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Drumpf bump is over as Hilldog takes a double-digit lead in latest Reuters/Ipsos poll
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil just got a pacemaker to correct its slow heartbeat, can now return to spinning around really fast eating everything in sight
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Short runways, steep take-offs and train tracks that cross paths with planes. Behold the world's most extreme and scary airports
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Korea rejects Trump's offer to meet with Kim Jong Un, citing the ancient law that allows for only one egotistical dictator with a god complex in the country at a time
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hangover cure ice cream SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Wed May 18, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Red Robin lays an egg
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top China Censor: We do not have censorship
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Henry Kissinger, presumably for foreign policy advice
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Someone made Angela Merkel an offer she can't refuse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump acted like a massive perv while running his beauty pageants. But remember, Bill Clinton had some affairs and that is way worse, although Trump had affairs too. But, somehow Bill Clinton is worse
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump Republicans want Mark Cuban to run as a third party candidate. No way he's going into that Shark Tank
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Continued losses at Lumber Liquidators are eating away the company like a cancer
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark it, we're gonna tax the wealthy with a YUUUUUUUGE luxury tax
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marathon world record holder Dennis Kimetto will not be on the Kenyan Olympic Team. Mostly because he's now considered out of shape having not won a Marathon in three weeks
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Sun May 08, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Well, unless you live in Mercer County, New Jersey, looks like you're going to have to go to work tomorrow after all
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China shows first footage of construction on disputed island, featuring Ginger's new dance troupe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Y'all ruined my life', is probably the most Texas suicide line you will ever hear
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Half of teens admit to being addicted to their phones. The other half were too distracted by their phones to answer the question
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While you were busy driving anything but a Ford, the company has managed to post all kinds of profit and operating cost records
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Wed April 27, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple: We made $50.5B in revenue last quarter. Wall St: ONLY $50.5? RELEASE THE HOUNDS
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Garmin posts 32% rise in 1Q profits as women no longer tell men to ask for directions
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